Nintendo update system hate group

[clever stag]

Dash trick?

[junior fiber]

you never do though

[dusty parcel]

I try to

Most of the time I'd rather just blink normally

[lethal sparrow]

I think it's kinda like Luna where you hit the core with secondary then immediately strike to hit it elsewhere

[dusty parcel]

• its risky for me to do it

[junior fiber]

it can go above that

[clever stag]

Ooohhh I see

[dusty parcel]

I cant do it consistently

Unless it's the start of the set

[lethal sparrow]

that is definitely a practice mode moment

[dusty parcel]

Otherwise I'd need to position myself to do it

I just think its very situational

[junior fiber]

nobody knows about the luna railgun trick though

[lethal sparrow]

I just realized I gotta update my lfg message

[junior fiber]

pick mee

[dusty parcel]

Funnily enough

[lethal sparrow]

I mean this:

Lfg!

I play era forward
I'm high gold
Looking for a goalie who's high gold or low plat
Additionally another forward who's high gold or plat as well so i don't get screwed over by useless teammates
and VC is highly preferred, speaking as well for callouts and such

[dusty parcel]

I think doing the coreflip gp trick is easier than doing a redirect with the normal strike

[junior fiber]

pick me

am goalie

[lethal sparrow]

where's the invite to the comp server I need the rank emotes

[lethal sparrow]

[junior fiber]

does anyone know the railgun trick

[lethal sparrow]

nope

unless you're talking about dashing into the core and insta flipping

[warped vapor]

Reminds me of that asher core flip "trick"

Where you use her dash before you core flip and the hit box is still active

[lethal sparrow]

you have aim assist on no way

[junior fiber]

yes

im not breaking my hand tryna aim

thats all you

[warped vapor]

There's aim assist?

[lethal sparrow]

yep

however it only targets the core

[junior fiber]

thats a lie

[warped vapor]

🥲

[junior fiber]

it targets nearest enemy

[warped vapor]

What is this voodoo magic

[dusty parcel]

Aim assist is doo doo

Why you usin aimi assist

[junior fiber]

@warped vapor

[junior fiber]

by all means go ahead and break your hands because you wanna appeal to kbm players

not me though

[dusty parcel]

What if your trying to redirect the core and theres a bunch of enemies on it

[warped vapor]

Interesting

[dusty parcel]

And it targets the core directly

[junior fiber]

then i shouldn't be trying to use auto aim

[dusty parcel]

So interception is harder

[junior fiber]

i only use it for blunks

blinks

[dusty parcel]

[junior fiber]

and luna

otherwise luna is hell

[dusty parcel]

Well

[junior fiber]

@dusty parcel ur using it wrong

[dusty parcel]

If it works it works

[junior fiber]

@warped vapor

[warped vapor]

I'm never doing that with her lol

[west vortex]

I don't mind aim assist when it's turn all the down to 0.1

Doesn't override my pre aims at all

[lapis peak]

Day four with no update, huh

Think it’ll go the full week?

[vocal pagoda]

Probably

[sharp heron]

Striker Distribution - Forward

Ztraberry

[lethal sparrow]

when are we ranking again, I wanna hit mid plat

[junior fiber]

[junior fiber]

wanna play?

i can do it with asher too

[lethal sparrow]

Luna can do it too, finii can do it too, maybe rasmus im actually not sure

[junior fiber]

anyone with a dash

and a few others

[lethal sparrow]

yeah, anyone we can get as a third?

[junior fiber]

uhh

@warped vapor

[warped vapor]

What

[junior fiber]

wanna play

[warped vapor]

I'm making breakfast

I can play when im done

[junior fiber]

ok

@cobalt walrus

wanna play

[lethal sparrow]

X can somewhat do it, more that he can flip it before hitting the ball but it doesn't strike it

nvm he can

was just doing it wrong

[cobalt walrus]

Gimme a few mins

[junior fiber]

mehhh rasmus is meh

its not as fast as the dash one

[cobalt walrus]

Am I a good Rasmus

[hearty comet]

same

[junior fiber]

i mean with insta flip

[cobalt walrus]

I wanna hit plat

:<

[hearty comet]

@junior fiber i remember how we constantly just bullied that team yesterday

they didnt stand a chance

[sharp heron]

Striker Profile - All Strikers

Ztraberry

Overall Corestats returned as user is not in the top 10,000 of the Global leaderboard

Striker Profile - All Strikers

Bazacura

Overall Corestats returned as user is not in the top 10,000 of the Global leaderboard

[cobalt walrus]

Finally someone with a worse win rate than me

[junior fiber]

@cobalt walrus best i could get

[warped vapor]

I'm done

[cobalt walrus]

I'm sending you friend ztra

[warped vapor]

Oh wait

Yall can play

[junior fiber]

me and soulless did too 💀

[warped vapor]

Dbook

[junior fiber]

they ended up banning asher and lost even faster

i just played aimi and it was a sweep

[cobalt walrus]

Inv me

[hearty comet]

it was sad because they couldnt ban more than 1 character so no matter what they did they were at a disadvantage💀

[junior fiber]

ok

[hearty comet]

are you guys playing on switch

[junior fiber]

yea

[hearty comet]

is there spot for me

[cobalt walrus]

Yes

[hearty comet]

ok ill join

[junior fiber]

not rn

soulless is playing

idk where he went

[cobalt walrus]

Oh is Xero ok

I sent you friend though ztra

[hearty comet]

oh ok

[lethal sparrow]

I'm just messing around in practice rn

[junior fiber]

thats what i was doing

[cobalt walrus]

ERA FRIEND 🫂

[lethal sparrow]

era my girl fr

[sharp heron]

Striker Distribution - Overall

SoullessXero

[cobalt walrus]

I was an era main before Rasmus

[sharp heron]

Striker Distribution - Overall

Bazacura

[junior fiber]

@hearty comet

[lethal sparrow]

[cobalt walrus]

Rasmus my girl fr

[tardy bridge]

How do yall do that chart thing

[sharp heron]

Striker Distribution - Overall

Bazacura

[lethal sparrow]

do /strikerpie

[junior fiber]

/strikerpiw

pie

[sharp heron]

Username not linked!

Sorry, if you want to use this command, you need to link your username via the /link command!
Otherwise, please specify a username in the user parameter.

[cobalt walrus]

/ link

[sharp heron]

Striker Distribution - Overall

i main aimi

[lethal sparrow]

oh then do /link and your striker ign

[sharp heron]

Username linked!

Your username has been successfully linked to your Discord account!

[tardy bridge]

Thank you

[lethal sparrow]

np

[sharp heron]

Striker Distribution - Overall

Super Hoshiyomii

[hearty comet]

the rune was not having fun being goalie

[cobalt walrus]

@lethal sparrow @junior fiber LETS GOOOOOOOOOO

[lethal sparrow]

[cobalt walrus]

Hey Guys

Xero and Influel

Wanna do a thing where we play canon teams sometime

[junior fiber]

i can barely play anyone

[cobalt walrus]

For fun

[junior fiber]

i can play asher

[cobalt walrus]

Quick play or normal doesn't matter

Guess what there's only one character I just absolutely cannot play

And it's aimi

So

We got that covered

[junior fiber]

imagine

[hearty comet]

3 more days until update (i hope )

[cobalt walrus]

3 more days till I hug everyone again

[cobalt walrus]

🫂

Finii comfy when

[junior fiber]

game when

[cobalt walrus]

I refuse to use the bedge just because era has a different designed one being used

Her bedge does exist we just don't have it

[junior fiber]

@warped vapor pls queue against us

[cobalt walrus]

@hearty comet please queue against us

[junior fiber]

💀

[cobalt walrus]

I need you both on my spreadsheet

:>

[junior fiber]

i don't wanna do ztra dirty

[cobalt walrus]

Fair

I believe in Ztra

Also I'm a worse player than you guys and I'm rusty on switch

[junior fiber]

better forward than me

[cobalt walrus]

Well since I'm bored in queue

[junior fiber]

wtf i can't unadd this guy

[cobalt walrus]

Headpats @lethal sparrow

[junior fiber]

@warped vapor get in comp queue

[warped vapor]

Warming up first

[junior fiber]

i warm up in comp fr

[cobalt walrus]

I do my play a character missions in comp fr

I forgot yesterdays lmao

[junior fiber]

same

[warped vapor]

Well the last time I played comp without warming up I got bodied so

[junior fiber]

not me though

goalie warms up easily

[warped vapor]

Good for you

[cobalt walrus]

And queue reset

That's a good sign usually

[junior fiber]

i changed characters

[cobalt walrus]

Ok one sec

There

[junior fiber]

too late

[cobalt walrus]

Damnit

[junior fiber]

i had already changed back

[cobalt walrus]

[junior fiber]

theres an imposter among hd

us

[cobalt walrus]

That's not Sonii
It's Finii

Blind

[junior fiber]

thats sonii

we need a sonii skin for finii

[cobalt walrus]

Finii comfy when

[hearty comet]

bro

when my goalie missed one goal

he left so fast

like i didnt even notice at first

he legit vanished😭

[cobalt walrus]

Bro it's one goal

[hearty comet]

thats what im saying

[junior fiber]

@hearty comet pls queue

theres nobody else in queue afp

atp

[hearty comet]

what gamemode

[junior fiber]

comp

[hearty comet]

ok

[junior fiber]

@hearty comet

[hearty comet]

nice

im in queue btw

[junior fiber]

i don't think anyone else is tbh

you need 2 teammates

[junior fiber]

mf failed the glitch pop and swipe

[hearty comet]

ik

the core is supposed to be in the pop

[junior fiber]

we need a nintendo switch ping

@dusty parcel

@hearty comet @warped vapor yall should team up

[warped vapor]

No

[junior fiber]

yes

nobody else is in queue

@sinful topaz

[hearty comet]

why

[sinful topaz]

Unfortunately Today I will not be able to play since I am extremely busy.

[junior fiber]

ripp

[warped vapor]

Just don't want to play comp right now

[junior fiber]

pls im almost at high plat

[warped vapor]

Thats great

Still not enough people anyway

[dusty parcel]

Has hype beaten dbook yet?

[junior fiber]

@warped vapor now there is

[junior fiber]

no

[dusty parcel]

And goodmorning

[junior fiber]

i think he has ptsd

gm

[warped vapor]

I have >:/

[dusty parcel]

[warped vapor]

I never lost to him

[junior fiber]

stage 1: denial

[warped vapor]

He just so happens to kill me all the time

[junior fiber]

bc you hug the wall

@warped vapor queue up with jam

pls

[warped vapor]

💀

[junior fiber]

y'all actually have the advantage

[dusty parcel]

I'm still pretty sleepy

[cobalt walrus]

I'm bored

[warped vapor]

Facts

[cobalt walrus]

We've been In queue for 30 mins

[junior fiber]

dam

[warped vapor]

My queue is 23 minutes

Neat

[junior fiber]

@warped vapor queue for comp

[warped vapor]

No

[junior fiber]

pls

[hearty comet]

two goalies moment

[warped vapor]

I'm going to warn up

Warm*

[junior fiber]

not if you don't get a game

[hearty comet]

real

[junior fiber]

none of us are warmed up rn

[warped vapor]

Id rather it be a normal match than a competitive

[dusty parcel]

Patience is a virtue

[junior fiber]

comp best warmup

[warped vapor]

Didn't help yesterday

[hearty comet]

i am

i was playing earlier today for couple hours

[junior fiber]

oh

[dusty parcel]

Warm up with practice mode

[lethal sparrow]

i played a norm earlier

[junior fiber]

fr

[warped vapor]

I got in a game lets go

[junior fiber]

fuck

yall think hes lying?

[hearty comet]

how come im not in it i was queuing for normal

[lethal sparrow]

"blox fruits"

disgusting

[junior fiber]

bro playing against blox fruits

[hearty comet]

blox fruits

[dusty parcel]

I think that's a kid who got os cus it's free on the eshop

[junior fiber]

probably

[hearty comet]

is he goalie

[junior fiber]

i got it bc of nyanners personally

[sharp heron]

Striker Profile - Vyce

Ztraberry

[sharp heron]

Striker Profile - Octavia

i main aimi

[hearty comet]

same amount of goals

[junior fiber]

i got mvp though

all 3 wins

[sharp heron]

Striker Profile - Vyce

i main aimi

Striker Profile - Rune

i main aimi

Striker Profile - Octavia

Ztraberry

[hearty comet]

oh

i havent played octavia

[cobalt walrus]

I'm losing hope

[junior fiber]

its been an hour

[sharp heron]

Striker Profile - Finii

Bazacura

[junior fiber]

im getting off until later

[cobalt walrus]

Same

[sharp heron]

Striker Profile - Finii

Ztraberry

[sinful topaz]

Blox fruits Is crazy

[warped vapor]

He was garbage

[hearty comet]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/599379842873688084/1125238823312429066/attachment.gif

[sinful topaz]

The new King Ddd

[warped vapor]

Not that garbage

[sinful topaz]

Oh ok. like Rice Skill lvl?

[warped vapor]

Uhh

A little better

[sinful topaz]

WOW

[lethal sparrow]

we try again later

[warped vapor]

You bullied the switch players out of comp

You did this to yourselves

[lethal sparrow]

holy shit my street is an actual river

[hearty comet]

we just wanted some lp

[warped vapor]

Poor dbook

[sinful topaz]

Zo Samurai has perfect hitboxes😍 😍 😍

[junior fiber]

we didn't die to dbook though

[hearty comet]

so

[warped vapor]

Yes you did

[hearty comet]

what other games you guys got on switch

[junior fiber]

nothing good

[junior fiber]

not me

[warped vapor]

Fortnite

[lethal sparrow]

i guess good games weren't specified

[warped vapor]

💀

[hearty comet]

do any of you have splatoon 3

[junior fiber]

i don't buy nintendo games

[warped vapor]

I have it

[warped vapor]

[junior fiber]

too much for too little enjoyment

[warped vapor]

Oh

[junior fiber]

if you wanna keep paying $60 for those games thats all you

not me though

[hearty comet]

60-70 dollars per game

40 if your lucky

[junior fiber]

30 on sale (they're never on sale)

[hearty comet]

real

cant even find a match in quickplay

[junior fiber]

safe to say odyssey cut their switch player base in half

[warped vapor]

Yeah

Can't even do the events

[hearty comet]

imagine being new to this game and downloading it on switch then just not being able to play

[warped vapor]

Oof

[cobalt walrus]

Guys I need help for my spreadsheet

:v

[junior fiber]

💀

give up

[cobalt walrus]

WÆƏÊĄÆ

Is not working

Corestats can't find

[junior fiber]

yea give up

i can't find those letters

[sharp heron]

Username not found!

The username you entered does not exist. Please check your spelling and try again.

[cobalt walrus]

Damn

Wait I found the problem

Wrong E

[lethal sparrow]

damn even I don't have that E

[sharp heron]

Striker Profile - All Strikers

WÆƏĚĄÆ

Overall Corestats returned as user is not in the top 10,000 of the Global leaderboard

[cobalt walrus]

LETS GO

LMAO

[junior fiber]

bros unicode isn't even registered

[cobalt walrus]

I got it though

[junior fiber]

ok guys ima play estelle goalie

[cobalt walrus]

@gentle rock Kat, Influel wants to play Estelle goalie.

You seem the most qualified

Dunno if she's online

But she's an amazing Estelle

[junior fiber]

Estelle mains said its not bad

[cobalt walrus]

Goalie wise

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1U8Z6sCyJFgBlq2Fo5sMum-A8lTCf307PG7tvPSlwR2c/edit?usp=drivesdk

Updated

[lapis peak]

Tru

[junior fiber]

bruhh

[gentle rock]

Huh?

[cobalt walrus]

@junior fiber needs Estelle goalie tips

And you're the best Estelle goalie I've seen

[junior fiber]

@gentle rock pls help

[gentle rock]

Ohhh
I’m not sure if I’m in the best position to mentor though. Personally I still make a lot of mistakes that I don’t wanna accidentally pass over to them-

But there’s other Estelle mains that could probably do a better job until I get better

[cobalt walrus]

It was a contrast from how I struggled to get past you with Rasmus as the match before that I had an Estelle goalie that let it go in 6 times and spammed help

While me and a Zentaro were applying so much pressure which they didn't help with lol

[dusty parcel]

Ok now I'm fully awake

[gentle rock]

Wait I’ve played against you before?

[cobalt walrus]

Yesterday yeah

I was Rasmus

[junior fiber]

you're capable enough

@lethal sparrow

@cobalt walrus

wanna try again

[dusty parcel]

@junior fiber

[junior fiber]

huh

[dusty parcel]

[gentle rock]

I guess I’ll think about it
Why are we discussing this in the switch chat tho lol

[dusty parcel]

I have awoken

[junior fiber]

bc

where update

[dusty parcel]

[junior fiber]

[dusty parcel]

Switch players united

[junior fiber]

where update

[dusty parcel]

We're on day 4?

[junior fiber]

yea

[dusty parcel]

3 more days hopefully

[junior fiber]

can't even find anyone to queue with anymore

[dusty parcel]

We're losing more and more switch users

They cant survive without their daily dose of omega strikers

[junior fiber]

couldn't even find a normals match

[tardy bridge]

Anyone wanna play 82% high gold

[dusty parcel]

The queue is dead

[tardy bridge]

True

Ive gotten like 3 games in the past like 2 hours

[junior fiber]

5 ready 6 needed...

@tardy bridge join us

[dusty parcel]

[tardy bridge]

Super Hoshiyomii

My ign^

[junior fiber]

thats alot

[tardy bridge]

Lemme add u then

[junior fiber]

add jam

i think im near max

if there is one

[tardy bridge]

@dusty parcel ign?

[dusty parcel]

jamstriker

[lethal sparrow]

yeah

[tardy bridge]

Added

[junior fiber]

ok

@tardy bridge sorry we're gonna play with xero

[tardy bridge]

Okayyy just ping me if you ever need a 3rd or 2nd

[junior fiber]

ok

[lethal sparrow]

me when group is full

[tardy bridge]

I left

[junior fiber]

idk if i can endure 3 more days

[dusty parcel]

I refuse to leave os now

We must stay strong brothers

[junior fiber]

OMG A GAMEM

?

@dusty parcel @lethal sparrow THIS ISN'T A DRILL

[dusty parcel]

THE READ

[tardy bridge]

I think i sniped u guys

[junior fiber]

orb rep or spec?

[dusty parcel]

I was gonna go ras but decided to stay aimi

[junior fiber]

@dusty parcel

[tardy bridge]

Are yall on night market

[dusty parcel]

Orb

[junior fiber]

lol

[dusty parcel]

Go for dancer and ponder

[junior fiber]

i bully jullietes

[dusty parcel]

[junior fiber]

@tardy bridge ggd

ggs

[tardy bridge]

Jeez

[dusty parcel]

I'm sorry

[lethal sparrow]

he just got

mangled

by my ult

[junior fiber]

it sucks playing against someone you know

[lethal sparrow]

omg

[junior fiber]

im sorry @tardy bridge

@lethal sparrow orb or pnded

[lethal sparrow]

wait who's ever on the enemy team

[tardy bridge]

Juli

[junior fiber]

hoshi is

juli

[dusty parcel]

[junior fiber]

@lethal sparrow sonic era time

[dusty parcel]

Fucking both orbs

[junior fiber]

i have orb rep

and dance

stop taking orbs pls

[dusty parcel]

I am so sorry

[tardy bridge]

This is kinda a 2v3

[junior fiber]

heavy impact

[junior fiber]

your atlas kinda sucks

[tardy bridge]

Yeah

[junior fiber]

i hit it into him

[dusty parcel]

Zamn

[junior fiber]

pre 6 lo

lp

[tardy bridge]

Get bugswatter off my team 😭

[lethal sparrow]

god damn I hit that

[dusty parcel]

[junior fiber]

4 lp

[dusty parcel]

Omega gaming

[lethal sparrow]

4

[junior fiber]

💀

[lethal sparrow]

[dusty parcel]

5

[tardy bridge]

I lost 5 thank god

[junior fiber]

well we were all plat so

[dusty parcel]

Both of them were mid siilver

[junior fiber]

you had 2 silvers

[dusty parcel]

[tardy bridge]

So ur tellin me we're the only plat switch players qing right now

[junior fiber]

probably

[tardy bridge]

Nintendo godz taking this long to release the smallest patch known to man

[junior fiber]

1 new character

everything else is minor

we already have the maps

what they got against finii 💀

[dusty parcel]

I know Nintendo is strict with updates

But this is ridiculous

[junior fiber]

ody refyses to speak on it more

[tardy bridge]

They sure could release that pokemon dlc though

[dusty parcel]

I would say maybe it's because os uses online functionality without nintendo switch online

That's why it's harder to get the update

[junior fiber]

💀💀💀

[dusty parcel]

But another game called sky children of the light

Literally has their own server as well

[junior fiber]

if they required that we would've had it within 5 minutes

[dusty parcel]

And gets regular updates

Yea but OS wouldnt be free on switch

Technically

[junior fiber]

we need to play less good

@lethal sparrow

stop playing so good everyone is quitting

we gotta make the matches close a little

[lethal sparrow]

I gotchu

I'll play rune

[junior fiber]

💀

[sharp heron]

Striker Distribution - Overall

SoullessXero

[junior fiber]

i didn't say let them win

[lethal sparrow]

hey I played some rune

ykw I'll play Kai instead

[junior fiber]

i can't even see juli on there

[dusty parcel]

What if we threw them a couple sets

[lethal sparrow]

it was one game accidentally

[junior fiber]

did you win

[lethal sparrow]

uhh

[sharp heron]

Striker Distribution - Forward

i main aimi

[cobalt walrus]

@junior fiber you getting into games and is a slot open?

[sharp heron]

Striker Distribution - Goalie

i main aimi

[junior fiber]

nope

no games

[cobalt walrus]

Ok

Ping me and I'll join you influel

👍

[sharp heron]

Striker Profile - Juliette

Soullessxero

[junior fiber]

nobody is queuing i swear

[sharp heron]

Striker Profile - Juliette

Soullessxero

[junior fiber]

oh there we go

[tardy bridge]

A game

Oh god

[junior fiber]

💀

[tardy bridge]

Yall again

[cobalt walrus]

Guess we playing tonight then maybe

[tardy bridge]

-5 pre

[cobalt walrus]

@junior fiber look it's you

[tardy bridge]

NOOOOOO

ITS THE SAME EXAVT TEAMMATES

[dusty parcel]

The rasmus ban again

[lethal sparrow]

one tried to ban era

[tardy bridge]

I tried to ban that stupid era

Its doomed bro

[dusty parcel]

They're playing kai

[junior fiber]

nobody banned asher

lol

[tardy bridge]

He wanted asher

[cobalt walrus]

How dare they

[lethal sparrow]

bro

[junior fiber]

@lethal sparrow act like a silver

[lethal sparrow]

be goalie pls

[dusty parcel]

[junior fiber]

but our plan

we don't want them to quit

[tardy bridge]

Its 5

Mf

[dusty parcel]

This is bullying

[junior fiber]

@lethal sparrow abandon plan i forgot we only get 5

[lethal sparrow]

that was a misfire

[dusty parcel]

When do we start trying?

[junior fiber]

now

[lethal sparrow]

now

[junior fiber]

i like that

[dusty parcel]

[tardy bridge]

Takes real skill to miss a coreflip

[junior fiber]

oh fuck

[dusty parcel]

Oh fuck

[junior fiber]

ok lock in

no cdd

[dusty parcel]

[tardy bridge]

Foam fest im spamming pass

[junior fiber]

damage comp

broken character

[dusty parcel]

[junior fiber]

BROKEN CHARACTER

[dusty parcel]

The vyce keeps coreflippng me cus i keep killing with it

[tardy bridge]

GET BUGWATTER OFF MY TEAM BRO

[junior fiber]

@tardy bridge you fell for the bait coreflip

[tardy bridge]

Yeah

[dusty parcel]

Wait

[tardy bridge]

Stop weavin my shit aimi

[dusty parcel]

Lemme style on em with coreflip

[junior fiber]

HUH

[dusty parcel]

[junior fiber]

IT PHASED THROUGH

[lethal sparrow]

why'd you walk

[tardy bridge]

Ima have that

[junior fiber]

WHAT THE FUCK

[lethal sparrow]

bro

[dusty parcel]

[tardy bridge]

Bruh

[dusty parcel]

[tardy bridge]

What else do i do

[junior fiber]

ugh

[tardy bridge]

Lord have mercy

[dusty parcel]

[lethal sparrow]

why did you keep passing up

[dusty parcel]

Hes balling

HES BALLING

[junior fiber]

scared of her ult

[lethal sparrow]

who's??? it's not gonna hit you bro

[junior fiber]

you right

[old lodge]

Slowly joining Nintendo update system hate gang because i dont have router internet since a month, could have been fixed today but actually no
And Omega strikers is the only game my phone internet can support but switch matchmaking is dead for me

[dusty parcel]

[junior fiber]

i clutched up

[tardy bridge]

W midfielder

[dusty parcel]

Completely planned

[lethal sparrow]

[dusty parcel]

The game was rigged from the start

[lethal sparrow]

4 lfggg

[junior fiber]

4 lp

[tardy bridge]

5k damage vice thats how she gets down

[junior fiber]

50k damage aimi 💀

[tardy bridge]

Insane aimi player

[dusty parcel]

Murder

Dont give me spec training

[junior fiber]

or deadeye

[dusty parcel]

I love spec

Spec + deadeye

[tardy bridge]

Alright time to get off

[dusty parcel]

• range buff

Dying from across the stage

To my lovely turret

[junior fiber]

@lethal sparrow 8 lp 😍😍

so much

i need 18 for high plat

[tardy bridge]

Yall got 3 more because it went to set 5

Trust

[dusty parcel]

In proper matchmaking

I would be midplat in 3-5 games

Here I will be midplat in 50

[junior fiber]

soulless is 4 off mid plat 💀

i hate that feeling

[dusty parcel]

I had a really close 1 to 1 match that ended up lasting 44 minutes

[junior fiber]

44 is crazy

[dusty parcel]

It put me at 96%

In high gold

Didnt even promo from that

[junior fiber]

plat players aren't as good as i thought

[dusty parcel]

Plat players complaining about gold players in their game

Diamond players complaing about plat players in their game

[junior fiber]

chall players not complaining

[dusty parcel]

Chads

[junior fiber]

omega players saying whatever to a rookie in their game

pro league players not getting matches

[dusty parcel]

I checked my strikr.gg profile

There should be more knockouts, I am murderous

[dusty parcel]

Our graphs are the same but you murder more

[junior fiber]

#3121

is that good

who is green teei

they have the odyssey icon

[dusty parcel]

Why does your rank work

[junior fiber]

wdym

[dusty parcel]

Mine says rookie

[junior fiber]

not in top 10000

of global or na

[dusty parcel]

[sharp heron]

Low Platinum [2070 LP]

jamstriker

Rank: 5413 [Top 11.9%]
Games Played: 186

Wins

90

Losses

96

Win Rate

48%

Top 3 Strikers

⚽ 1. AiMi Forward - 55 games 50%
⚽ 2. Rasmus Forward - 13 games 59%
⚽ 3. Era Forward - 7 games 39%

Region: North America

jamstriker

Games Played: 186

Wins

90

Losses

96

Win Rate

48%

Top 3 Strikers

⚽ 1. AiMi Forward - 55 games 50%
⚽ 2. Rasmus Forward - 13 games 59%
⚽ 3. Era Forward - 7 games 39%

User is not in the top 10,000 of the Global leaderboard.

[junior fiber]

global

[dusty parcel]

Why it doin that

[sharp heron]

Mid Platinum [2182 LP]

i main aimi

Rank: 7501 [Top 16.49%]
Games Played: 460

Wins

196

Losses

264

Win Rate

43%

Top 3 Strikers

🥅 1. AiMi Goalie - 43 games 41%
🥅 2. Luna Goalie - 24 games 35%
⚽ 3. AiMi Forward - 26 games 39%

Region: Global

[dusty parcel]

The bowl

[sharp heron]

Striker Distribution - Overall

i main aimi

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[dusty parcel]

[sharp heron]

Striker Distribution - Overall

jamstriker

[junior fiber]

imagine one tricking

[lethal sparrow]

I think we scared them away

[dusty parcel]

I'm not a one trick

[junior fiber]

70% of your graph is aimi

[dusty parcel]

That's because I picked up Rasmus recently

[sour frigate]

Anyone here been actively playing even though no update?

[dusty parcel]

Yes

[sour frigate]

What names are you seeing on ladder

[dusty parcel]

[junior fiber]

yes

10 seconds

rip

[lethal sparrow]

rip

[dusty parcel]

Darn

Can we do customs later

[junior fiber]

we can try

[warped vapor]

I don't lose lp for that :0

[lethal sparrow]

let's see if norm queues are any better

[old lodge]

I cant gt matchmaking even when I duo with a friend i cry

[lethal sparrow]

wow 5/6 even in norms

[old lodge]

My friend and I waited like 10-30min in quick, normal and event mode and found nobody

[junior fiber]

i can't find a normall

i just wanna play Octavia

[warped vapor]

My dubu is so ass

[junior fiber]

atleast you can actually play the game

[gentle rock]

At least you didn’t have an Octavia goalie

[junior fiber]

trust their methods

[gentle rock]

They didn’t even do their job by set 3

[warped vapor]

I can't play the game if my goalie throws

No uh

If you ever get a teamate named snake gang

Give up

[sour frigate]

Anyone tryna run customs or quicks

[vocal pagoda]

[warped vapor]

D BOOK

HES ERA

[vocal pagoda]

Did someone say customs?

[warped vapor]

Fuk

[sour frigate]

Indeed

[west vortex]

Doing dailies is such a pain

[vocal pagoda]

I'm up for customs

It would allow me to do my weeklies beyond mobile

[sour frigate]

I'm down but I'm not sure who else is down

[vocal pagoda]

Same

It would be just straight up a switch only Customs sense we're all stuck in the last update lol

[lethal sparrow]

my era better

[warped vapor]

I hate my life

[dusty parcel]

We might do customs later

[lethal sparrow]

do we wanna try ranked again or

[dusty parcel]

Skill issue

[sour frigate]

You guys are finding ranked games?

[warped vapor]

I'm losing to dbook

[lethal sparrow]

occasionally, takes forever though

[lethal sparrow]

L

[warped vapor]

My vyce keeps going afk

[cobalt walrus]

Everyone here gets a hug 🫂

[vocal pagoda]

After all, sense we're stuck in the last update, won't be alot of players of the needed rank type among switch players. Like examples gold and such

[vocal pagoda]

You get a headpat from me

[west vortex]

Dailies have been completed I'm free from switch prison for a while

[cobalt walrus]

I wan headpat :3

[vocal pagoda]

[cobalt walrus]

[warped vapor]

I hate my team man

Wait

[dusty parcel]

An issue with skill

[warped vapor]

Dbook took rapid fire over prime time?

Huhh

[dusty parcel]

You should not be losing this guy

[warped vapor]

Its my teams fault I swaer

[dusty parcel]

My disappointment is immeasurable

[warped vapor]

😦

[warped vapor]

YES

I BEAT DBOOK

LETS GOOO

My rival has been defeated

[vocal pagoda]

X gave you the boost to win by punching the core into the goal

[warped vapor]

Tactical pass 😎

[vocal pagoda]

Clearly shows X is best scorer lol

[warped vapor]

The one time the X popped off

[gritty gazelle]

How you guys playing on switch?

[hearty comet]

we ball

without the update though

also its like the same people 70% of the time because the switch player base got cut in half

[old lodge]

Which server you play in ?

[hearty comet]

na

[old lodge]

A

May be why i find nobody
Maybe EU switch has less players currently

Thanks 👀

[cobalt walrus]

Finally back to high gold

[old lodge]

Congrats !

[cobalt walrus]

Time to lose immediately

[old lodge]

I feel that

[dusty parcel]

[old lodge]

Thats how i lost my gold

[dusty parcel]

I'm proud of you

[hearty comet]

anyone wanna do customs

[lapis peak]

Alright lets get a vote: should i change the name to switch player struggles?
yes, now
: yes, when the update comes out
:no

Ill give it 2 hours

[junior fiber]

what is bro doing

[dusty parcel]

Customs?

Yknow hype

I'm proud of ya for beating dbook

But ong I question how you are in plat

[warped vapor]

Well you see

I won 11 games in a row

[dusty parcel]

Mhm

[warped vapor]

Then the finii update happens

[dusty parcel]

Mhmm

[warped vapor]

Now I can't escape dbook

[dusty parcel]

[lethal sparrow]

@junior fiber @dusty parcel wanna try rank again

[dusty parcel]

I'd be down

[lethal sparrow]

let's see if influel comes online cause we do need a goalie

if not I can, my goalie just isn't the best

[dusty parcel]

I can goalie if you want

[lethal sparrow]

@dusty parcel get on

[cobalt walrus]

Can I play

[lethal sparrow]

sure

[cobalt walrus]

:(

Yay

[lethal sparrow]

hopefully we get a queue

[sharp heron]

Low Platinum [2096 LP]

SoullessXero

Rank: 4949 [Top 10.88%]
Games Played: 538

Wins

221

Losses

317

Win Rate

41%

Top 3 Strikers

⚽ 1. Era Forward - 107 games 46%
⚽ 2. Rune Forward - 18 games 31%
⚽ 3. Zentaro Forward - 16 games 33%

Region: North America

[dusty parcel]

Ok

[cobalt walrus]

Invite me or join me

[warped vapor]

You won't

[lethal sparrow]

not with that attitude

[dusty parcel]

Invite

I'm so close to getting that rasmus ascended idle

[lethal sparrow]

jam you wanna goalie or nah

[dusty parcel]

Sur

[lethal sparrow]

now we queue

[dusty parcel]

Btw I dont have any other characters other than Rasmus

So if they ban aimi I'm gonna learn a whole character

[cobalt walrus]

I learned a new character today

It's okay

[dusty parcel]

[cobalt walrus]

If they ban AiMi you get rasmus

[dusty parcel]

What character did you pick up

[cobalt walrus]

X

[dusty parcel]

[cobalt walrus]

[warped vapor]

[old lodge]

Can we make a gang of "we play Rasmus and then be like 'oh shit' when we have to pick another character"?

[cobalt walrus]

Sure

Xero wanna pickup Rasmus?

[dusty parcel]

Please

[old lodge]

Rasmus gang time

[vocal pagoda]

Hello

[old lodge]

Hi

[lethal sparrow]

he actually is my backup pick, or vyce

[dusty parcel]

Same here

[cobalt walrus]

Everyone get on switch comp so we can find people

[warped vapor]

[cobalt walrus]

If we don't get a match in 10 mins I'm going back to PC

[dusty parcel]

[old lodge]

I feels like if I play comp imma lose my high silver like i lost my low gold

[junior fiber]

bro i get 2 fucking rookies

@dusty parcel invite me

i need atleast one good teammate

[dusty parcel]

Baza is in the pt

And xero

[junior fiber]

ok

[old lodge]

Feeling like just gave my curse to you

[dusty parcel]

[lethal sparrow]

i don't think we're getting a match

[cobalt walrus]

[dusty parcel]

What if we split up

[cobalt walrus]

We can try

[lethal sparrow]

that's even worse

you think I wanna carry two rookies??

[dusty parcel]

I go in influ party

[warped vapor]

Rookies are cracked

[cobalt walrus]

Ok

Come on Xero

[dusty parcel]

You guys queue together

[old lodge]

Split up and fight agaisnt each other
Death battle

[dusty parcel]

[lethal sparrow]

winner gets the lp

[hearty comet]

i got 5 ready 6 needed moment

[warped vapor]

One of dbooks friends send me a request 🥲

[dusty parcel]

Tbh you think we could do customs with the people that are online?

[lethal sparrow]

was it twitchy 34

I think we could

[junior fiber]

i hate this fucking game

STOP PUTTING ME WITB ROOKIES

[old lodge]

People hard watching their switch gallery videos

[warped vapor]

It was the juno

[lethal sparrow]

REAL

[dusty parcel]

[junior fiber]

I LOSE 16 LP BECAUSE OF MY TEAMMATES

[dusty parcel]

Not me nuh uh

[warped vapor]

All the plat players on different devices

[warped vapor]

Only 16?

[old lodge]

[warped vapor]

Bro I lose 30 lp average

[west vortex]

[old lodge]

It adds pain when you see that full opponent are 1-2ranks above

Because if at least it was a new players agaisnt a team of new player, it could be ok..

[sour frigate]

I'm down

[lethal sparrow]

I'm also down

[junior fiber]

BRO MY ROOKIE PERFORMED BETTER THAN MY SILVER

WHAT THE FUCK

[dusty parcel]

Ok so who's doing customs

[old lodge]

Hey custons just needs a code right ? No friend needed ?

[warped vapor]

💀

[dusty parcel]

@sour frigate @lethal sparrow

Who else

[cobalt walrus]

I'll do custom

[sour frigate]

Not sure but I would imagine no

[cobalt walrus]

It Xero is

[warped vapor]

💀💀💀

[dusty parcel]

Keep xero baza

[lethal sparrow]

I'm down

[dusty parcel]

2 more

[junior fiber]

im still mad at my matchup

[warped vapor]

[old lodge]

If there is only code needed and a slot remaining i would be down to play custom

[junior fiber]

3 golds vs 2 rookies and 1 plat

wtf

[dusty parcel]

Ok so hype too?

[warped vapor]

:>

[dusty parcel]

@junior fiber customs?

[warped vapor]

Yeah thats matchmaking

[junior fiber]

sure

[cobalt walrus]

Perfect

[junior fiber]

why can't you be my opponent

[lethal sparrow]

does this mean I have to play goalie

[old lodge]

I once get 3sliver (friends and I) agaisnt a silver, a gold and a Platinium

[sour frigate]

I main goalie soooo

[warped vapor]

You'd lose lp tho

[cobalt walrus]

Who's making the lobby

[junior fiber]

id dog you

[cobalt walrus]

What's the code

[dusty parcel]

I made it

updatewen

[old lodge]

Turning switch on

[warped vapor]

I forgot I don't have friends on this game

[junior fiber]

what are the teams

[dusty parcel]

Who's picking