#Juno Hater Club

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mystic needle
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By yours trulyJulietteEZ

silver raven
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LETS GOOO

peak yoke
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Yeah… Juno sucks

austere patio
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oh dear lmao

silver raven
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Then why is she your pfp ?

mystic needle
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out of the club

stoic parrot
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I love her but she's a pain to play against just like X and Luna 😭

mystic needle
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luna is mad easy to beat

austere patio
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im ngl
juno's a pain to play WITH as well

peak yoke
mystic needle
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and by the end of it

hoary walrus
mystic needle
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juno will be banned globally by all

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led by urs trulyJulietteHeart

hoary walrus
peak yoke
mystic needle
austere patio
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lmfao

peak yoke
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I’ve been lying.

mystic needle
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?

peak yoke
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I AM JUNO

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MWHAHAHAHA

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I deceived you.

mystic needle
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yea i seen that

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anyways

silver raven
peak yoke
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…no. My clever ruse stopped you

silver raven
mystic needle
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ok juno player

silver raven
mystic needle
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soon to be not juno player

peak yoke
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Just wait until I get a good retort… just you wait

austere patio
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because juno doesn't exist?

hoary walrus
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Juno a goat character DrekarQuestion

silver raven
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On god

mystic needle
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wait

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u have juno main on ur roles

silver raven
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anyways Juno haters who’s your favorite characters

peak yoke
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OOOOH

mystic needle
austere patio
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this is so funny

hoary walrus
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shhh

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It’s a secret

austere patio
mystic needle
hoary walrus
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ok?

mystic needle
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juno mains must leave

hoary walrus
peak yoke
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They somehow unearthed my secret. They are sleuths, watch out

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Adiosshrimplybusiness

hoary walrus
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Juno main only to destroy other Junos

silver raven
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Don’t tell anyone I ||played 4 games as Juno then quit ||

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Juno sucks

hoary walrus
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I won’t tell anyone

stoic parrot
silver raven
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Estelle is a w, Aimi is a w, rasmus is a w, vyce is a w, and dubu is a w

mystic needle
silver raven
hoary walrus
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Juno L

mystic needle
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he’s lying

hoary walrus
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yup

stoic parrot
hoary walrus
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I’m down to chill here tho OctaviaShrug

mystic needle
hoary walrus
silver raven
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He thinks the Juno heretics should leave

hoary walrus
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trust

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I’m just gonna chill here

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I don’t talk about Juno outside the Juno chat

stoic parrot
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if we're gonna ban anyone it has to be X

hoary walrus
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agreed

silver raven
hoary walrus
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Juliette AimiSalad

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who’s the most based character though?

atomic stirrup
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Rasmus my beloved

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@peak yoke how did yo ass really get a channel 😭

peak yoke
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I didnt. They got a channel to hate on my gang

atomic stirrup
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This is why you aren't allowed nice things

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Now go grind. I wanna see you in bronze by tomorrow morning

peak yoke
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I am a solid Unranked and will choose to stay that way

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It is part of my character building

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catJAM me in unranked

atomic stirrup
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You are literally in low beginner

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Maybe if yo goofy aah got off juno you would be higher 😭

peak yoke
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I Will have you know that the majority of our goals come from “my goofy ah”

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And now I’m level 3. Beat that

silver raven
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The Juno issue exactly

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The same issue me and my buddie has

atomic stirrup
peak yoke
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What? That Juno’s can actually get good goals or that they guise under the misconception that they know what they are doing?

atomic stirrup
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who else

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are you talking too

peak yoke
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My good old pal @silver raven

silver raven
plain holly
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I don't get why you guys are having a war

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But sure I guess

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In the end it's those who are watching the war who win

peak yoke
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In all honestly I think those watching got the shortest end of the stick. The war ain’t exactly like the battle of the 500 or something

mystic needle
austere patio
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i only play quick play

hoary walrus
still shadow
spring pecan
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what is this.

silver raven
hoary walrus
mystic needle
atomic stirrup
peak yoke
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Guys, hot take: Juliette, Kai, Atlas, Rune, Drek’ar, X, Era, Juno, Luna, Asher, Ai.Mi, Vyce, Rasmus, Octavia and Zentaro all suck. The only real striker is DUBUDubuMoyai DubuMoyai DubuMoyai

stoic parrot
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Leave Octavia out of this D:<

peak yoke
hoary walrus
austere patio
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a.

hoary walrus
austere patio
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tried the monster herself

this is why she’s always banned SoniiSip

obtuse torrent
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Finally a good club for this game.

silent aspen
austere patio
hoary walrus
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I’m sorry

silver raven
near furnace
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Sometimes. Sometimes you just gotta look at the field and you have to make a decision. You have to look at your team and the enemy team and you have to MAKE A DECISION. And that decision. Is to pick up the enemy Juno's blobbos. And start eating them.

austere patio
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lmao there’s a “#1 juno fan” streaming in voice rn

silver raven
peak yoke
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Oh god. Is the war being rekindled?

silver raven
tame harness
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Skill issue

austere patio
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juno

hoary walrus
carmine grove
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I (a Juno main) have infiltrated the Juno hater club 😈

hoary walrus
silent aspen
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I (a neutral party) have infiltrated both chats 😈

hoary walrus
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bribe them with blobboins

silent aspen
silver raven
peak yoke
carmine grove
peak yoke
hoary walrus
silver raven
peak yoke
silver raven
dusty patrol
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Hi everyone ! Fuck Juno. Bye everyone ! SoniiSalute

hoary walrus
atomic stirrup
austere patio
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can’t believe the 🤮 striker is the server banner SpinningPoliceSiren

hoary walrus
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the JunoPOP striker? damn JunoPopcorn

daring viper
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I too, am a Juno main, but can understand hating to have to try to play "Where will the core go next with all these Blobs around"

austere patio
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yeah that’s basically how it is

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i’ve tried her myself and know how annoying she is

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easy to just flat ban her

hoary walrus
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the power she holds is immense so it really is understandable

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but like

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she’s still a cute character

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even though she’s got demon characteristics in game

daring viper
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Yeah, she does, that's why a bad Juno is a hindrance to their team sense the blobs can backfire, but a good Juno Player is a demon disgused as an actual player

mystic needle
silver raven
austere patio
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you changed your name!? lmao

mystic needle
austere patio
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wasn’t your name #1 juno hater lol

mystic needle
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still am

silver raven
peak yoke
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@plain light seethe and cope over here

plain light
hoary walrus
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we’re going to war Juno haters

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be prepared

mystic needle
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were gonna win effortlessly

austere patio
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juno bad

daring viper
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Why go to war when you can respect and understand their point of view? After all, I've played different strikers while the enemy team had a Juno, so I know the pain of having to keep track and always asking the biggest question when you see enemy blobbos, "am I willing to sacrifice some health to remove a chance of the enemy team scoring on us using this blobbos?"

hoary walrus
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enough blobbosophy

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war time is near JunoHype

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(plus it isn’t that serious, I hope Junomegaflushed)

peak yoke
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I’ve had a change of heart. No longer will I lead the Blobbo supremacy cult into deaths open arms, but instead become a symbol of peace. The blobbo hivemind wishes to parley. We shall not submit to violence, it is not what the blobbo would want. blobboplead

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I only hope that bloblievers will follow suit in order to avoid bloodshed

silent aspen
floral geode
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i love this club

mystic needle
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as anyone should

floral geode
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fr

peak yoke
atomic stirrup
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guys don't listen to him it's a trap

peak yoke
austere patio
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okay buddy

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juno bad!

hoary walrus
mystic needle
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bad

silent aspen
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Glad the coins are still getting some use

hoary walrus
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I love these blobboins

silver raven
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I don’t know how much of say I have in this conflict but the gentle strikers think peace is nice

peak yoke
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Ah, a third party in this consensus

ocean kindle
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How did I not hear about this

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I am like

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The juno hater

obtuse torrent
ocean kindle
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Not mine

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I just spam it

obtuse torrent
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I would ask if you can credit the artist but the man decided to write his name in.
𝓗𝓲𝓰𝓱 𝓥𝓲𝓬𝓽𝓸𝓻𝓲𝓪𝓷 𝓔𝓷𝓰𝓵𝓲𝓼𝓱

ocean kindle
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Which is good cause I have no clue who made this

floral geode
mystic needle
austere patio
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real

peak yoke
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I fear that the hopes towards peace may be in vain after the arrival of a new foe

peak yoke
silver raven
mystic needle
marble gulch
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Yippee

mystic needle
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now change ur name

marble gulch
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Yippee

floral geode
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is the number 3 spot open? DrekarQuestion

mystic needle
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probably

marble gulch
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Slime doomsday is near

silver raven
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SoniiSalute SoniiSalute good luck to all

analog wolf
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Oh are y'all the mfs that ban Juno everytime she's prepicked in your team? DrekarQuestion

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Goddamn goo haters

peak yoke
stoic parrot
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I think I’m gonna start not hating Juno

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I’m gonna go back to hating X

marble gulch
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I hate both

stoic parrot
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I mean if I HAVE to have an overall list I’d say X, Ai.Mi, and Juno. That’s only who I hate playing against though

marble gulch
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Not my goat Ai.Mi

silver raven
peak yoke
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The end is near and war is eminent. Pick your sides everyone.

silver raven
peak yoke
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Where do your allegiances lie Showy?

silver raven
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I dislike Juno but I ain’t going to war over it I ban Juliette or x like a true Chad SoniiSalute

marble gulch
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Juliette over Juno

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The superior J

peak yoke
silver raven
daring viper
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Ban Juno so you don't have to fight a fellow Juno in a match

marble gulch
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those darn junos

stoic parrot
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Who's the #1 Juno hater?

chilly flicker
marble gulch
chilly flicker
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Ah, a stage presence fan

near furnace
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Sunday, I declare this a holiday. Juno Sinks Into The Ballpit Day. The ballpit is infinite and allknowing. None escape. All problems solved. Yes.

hoary walrus
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Juno eats ballpits as a snack

peak yoke
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Juno spins horizontally and flies away

marble gulch
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Pour alcohol on Juno. It's over.

hoary walrus
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nah

marble gulch
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Yes

hoary walrus
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nuh uh Dubuwindow

near furnace
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If we sink her in Orbeez instead would she become one?

hoary walrus
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gonna force feed the Juno haters blobbo tea JunoPOP

silent aspen
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You are what you eat, so feed the haters blobbos. They will become blobbos. Semi sentient. Controllable

Or their digestive system will be wrecked from the living ooze. Win-win, I say

hoary walrus
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chemical warfare

obtuse torrent
mystic needle
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there shouldn’t be any juno players here for the record

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u will be bullied

analog wolf
peak yoke
hoary walrus
marble gulch
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i say we send juno to the scp foundation

hoary walrus
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sure, just make a whole ass description and give her a number

marble gulch
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i will

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then i will never have to see her again

marble gulch
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i have bad news.

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i played juno

daring viper
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You became the very thing you swore to hate and destroy

marble gulch
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NO

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NO

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IT WAS ONLY 3 TIMES

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I ONLY ENJOYED IT SLIGHTLY

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I STILL HATE HER

daring viper
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You still played Juno

hoary walrus
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soooooo

marble gulch
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no

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NO

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i just liked watching others suffer

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juno killed my granny

hoary walrus
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Juno ate your granny

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JunoPOP 👵

marble gulch
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NO

hoary walrus
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she said she was yummy and tasted like cookies JunoHappy

marble gulch
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it's junover

hoary walrus
mystic needle
marble gulch
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NO

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I SWEAR IT'S NOT WHAT IT SEEMS

mystic needle
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ill let it slide this time

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dont let it happen again

hoary walrus
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you can’t be sure

mystic needle
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ill figure it out

hoary walrus
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alright I believe that

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#1 Juno hater

daring viper
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It is surprising they played Juno, especially for a Juno haterJunomegaflushed

silver raven
ocean kindle
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I have played juno

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I hated it

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It was like 1 game

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For the daily mission

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I hated that shit so much I don’t even try to play juno even when that’s the daily mission

mystic needle
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attention all juno haters we have a target

hoary walrus
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this is your first target?

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@ancient sedge be careful

ancient sedge
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;;

austere patio
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h

obtuse torrent
marble gulch
mystic needle
hoary walrus
mystic needle
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i dont know who u are

hoary walrus
hoary walrus
sterile leaf
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Frick Juno Frick Juno Frick Juno

hoary walrus
austere patio
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so confused by the current meta of this place

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has this place strayed too far from the wishes of its creators?

marble gulch
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I rather die

daring viper
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I literally play any character that my daily requires me to play for the affinity token, even if I don't have the most fun with said character. To me, a daily is a daily. But hopefully your next daily reset doesn't give you Juno

marble gulch
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Today. I decided to not hate Juno.

daring viper
marble gulch
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yes. today i dont hate her. I depise her.

silent aspen
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Demon Dais has blobbos
New map is marketed with Boba tea
All future maps will have something to do with Juno
blobbodance

austere patio
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dark times for juno hater club

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...dark times...

peak yoke
marble gulch
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juno already ate my granny i got nothing to lose

peak yoke
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Limbs?

marble gulch
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touche

peak yoke
peak yoke
mystic needle
peak yoke
marble gulch
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hi narrator

simple forge
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help how do I not pick a team with Juno on it

marble gulch
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sadly boys

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we lost

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there is nothing we can do

simple forge
mystic needle
cursive steppe
analog wolf
hoary walrus
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wait 14 days then come back

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that will give Juno the chance to eat all of your grandmothers

analog wolf
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and your limbs

marble gulch
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NOT AGAIN

hoary walrus
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she will eat your great grandmother’s bones

silver raven
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Is war about to start again CatMunch

peak yoke
silver raven
peak yoke
# silver raven A never ending cycle while I try to rig a live 2d model <:SoniiSalute:1076317562...

War… war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he'd get to go home to his wife and the son he'd never seen. He got his wish when the US ended World War II by dropping atomic bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
The World awaited Armageddon; instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy not as a weapon, but as a nearly limitless source of power.
People enjoyed luxuries once thought the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion-powered cars, portable computers. But then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream and the Junopocalypse began.

peak yoke
hoary walrus
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war shmore

mystic needle
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attention all juno haters Ody lunchboy kelly and ilyart is now on our watchlist as they were responsible for the creation of juno

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be careful

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i wish there were a role i could ping for us

obtuse torrent
marble gulch
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juno's downfall yippee

austere patio
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iiiiiiii

silver raven
mystic needle
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attention juno haters

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we have an issue

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today

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its not juno were after

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its sonii

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we need a plan to get rid of her

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she ruined my chance at sonii salute emote

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so uh

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any ideas?

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and dont let sonii see this

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this is top secret information JulietteEZ

silent aspen
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Wait what how? kekw

mystic needle
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thats how i remember them telling me when they replied

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so my final chance was ruined

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so im out for blood now

daring viper
marble gulch
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Sorry man. It's Juno only for me.

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I can't hate our Funni bat.

mystic needle
marble gulch
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IT'S ONLY TO PISS MY FRIEND OFF

mystic needle
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hmmm…

marble gulch
mystic needle
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hello juno haters if u guys would be kind enough to change yalls nicknames to “give ishumoji sonii pepega”

marble gulch
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Uh.

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Shadow declines.

mystic needle
marble gulch
mystic needle
marble gulch
peak yoke
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It seems the hatred has expanded to more that just Juno now :/

mystic needle
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no its juno

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im just on a mission currently

marble gulch
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You're just a hater

mystic needle
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yea

marble gulch
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Don't hate finii

mystic needle
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i barely play against her

marble gulch
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Phew

hoary walrus
austere patio
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nah

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i’m here to hate juno

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cannot approve of this

atomic stirrup
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We hate juno

mystic needle
visual anchor
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For y'all

hoary walrus
hoary walrus
ocean kindle
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Get out of here with that nonsense

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Juno mains go away

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IHATEJUNOIHATEJUNOIHATEJUNOIHATEJUNO

hoary walrus
peak yoke
marble gulch
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Um. Juno hate approved

austere patio
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3

dapper peak
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I have banned Juno in 99% of my comp games (gold btw) do I belong here?

atomic stirrup
hoary walrus
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if you hate Juno then it’s an automatic yes, banning her 99% is more than enough to make you a respected member

neat wedge
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Justice for Juno she didnt do anything wrong

hoary walrus
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what Juno haters can do rn is eat all the ice cream so Juno can’t have any on ice cream day

sonic cosmos
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i will stay pure

mystic needle
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lucky

marble gulch
stoic parrot
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Im just jelly she has like seven skins LunaCry

analog wolf
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5 of the skins are pretty much palette swaps of each other though, basically 20euro chromas :(
But ay, the slimes take the color too so that's cool
Hate Juno for her gameplay not the other stuff :c

sterile leaf
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Juno should be launched back into space LunaNice

stoic parrot
hoary walrus
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honest respect even from a juno main

mystic needle
hoary walrus
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I’ve always been here SoniiSalute

grizzled anvil
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Why hello totara

hoary walrus
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hello JunoHappy

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ggs again

grizzled anvil
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Gg indeed

hoary walrus
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as you can see I don’t belong here

grizzled anvil
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You are the wall that is preventing me from joining the club

hoary walrus
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tbh you can join it wouldn’t bother me too much kekw

grizzled anvil
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On one hand, there are Juno goalies, on the other there are good Juno forwards like you AimiNom

hoary walrus
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well, whatever you end up choosing it’ll be okay JunoComfy

grizzled anvil
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(I’m doing a silly and also a compliment) you have redeemed my faith in Junos blobboplead

hoary walrus
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yippee JunoGlow

grizzled anvil
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Lol

hoary walrus
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have this blobboin courtesy of Fantasea (I cannot ping Fantasea because it’s late)

grizzled anvil
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The cult of Juno is no more, but her love is spread through Juno mains SoniiPray

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XD

hoary walrus
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I must return to the shadows so I don’t get flames by Juno haters Junomegaflushed

grizzled anvil
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I don’t belong here either SoniiSalute

marble gulch
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Vineboom

peak yoke
hoary walrus
atomic stirrup
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Juno is an L striker

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GRAAAAAAAH

tawny night
hoary walrus
west island
near furnace
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y'all.

y is juno in the house.

who let her in.

mystic needle
hoary walrus
austere patio
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aaaa

austere patio
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they buffed juno and now she’s harder to kill noooo

mystic needle
hoary walrus
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L moment for this club JulietteSad

obtuse torrent
peak yoke
marble gulch
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As the #2 Juno Hater

obtuse torrent
marble gulch
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I think

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We should hunt the source

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Luna

peak yoke
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Let’s gooo

marble gulch
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After Luna is gone

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We get Juno

austere patio
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double the pride double the fall

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i’ll just simply target them harder

marble gulch
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Juno will pay for eating my lil ol granny

hoary walrus
grizzled anvil
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Who cares about the big bad wolf, it’s the big bad Juno

hoary walrus
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nah fr JunoClown

grizzled anvil
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Ugh, Juno goalie

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On noghtmarket??!

sonic cosmos
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I WILL NEVER DO IT
NEVER GIVE IN

mystic needle
austere patio
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I HATE FINII I HATE FINII

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ALSO

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i misclicked "::)

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also made a mistake not banning juno

pure valve
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Imma tell mom

mystic needle
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holy shit this still exists…

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im so proudJulietteGlow JulietteGlow JulietteGlow

pure valve
peak yoke
peak yoke
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I am justice

mystic needle
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i am anarchy

devout tundra
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I LOVE JUNOOO

pure valve
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JUNOOO

marble gulch
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DEATH TO ALL JUNOS

pure valve
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Do you mind?

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Shush the movie is starting

peak yoke
neat wedge
neat wedge
pure valve
austere patio
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they keep buffing juno :(

pure valve
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LONG LIVE JUNO

mystic needle
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no

pure valve
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yes

gentle igloo
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“Juno’s been falling behind.” They must mean when they buffed her last micro patch and the like three other ones before that wtf

neat wedge
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As a Juno main i gotta admit she recieved like 3 uneeded buffs

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Last patch primary buff and these 2 buffs

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Low elo Junos probably bringing down our win rate ;-;

marble gulch
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Time to hacc and remove her from the game

mystic needle
pure valve
pure valve
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She is watching always

austere patio
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I HATE JUNO I HATE ONI VILLAGE

pure valve
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What did zentaro do to you?

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He wouldnt hurt a soul

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If he didnt have to of course

peak yoke
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And like a phoenix, I have risen from the ashes to spread the holy gospel of Juno

ancient sedge
burnt field
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BANG

pure valve
mystic needle
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hello my cuties❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

marble gulch
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Ew

pure valve
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Go juno

daring viper
pure valve
marble gulch
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Stir Fried Juno

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Baked Juno

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Roasted Juno

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Grilled Juno

hoary walrus
pure valve
austere patio
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hi

restive sinew
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SockX 🥊 Junowhy

pure valve
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JunoFight juno made x angry that shows you that she can hurt someone!

mystic needle
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guh

tepid scarab
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Hello leader

mystic needle
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hiya

pure valve
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Junomegaflushed juno jumpscare

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woah she has a four letter username now

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hi hi g_holyfweak

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omg just played a game with you!!

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JunoHappy what's so bad about juno?! AsherPog JunoShy

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Juno is beyond salvation, a demonic being who devours all

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very stinky

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She smells like mint!

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fun and interactive character that is very fair and balanced!!

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I love Juno

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Spread the Juno love

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Not the Juno hate

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grr i hate juno

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get juno outta here

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no

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g

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g

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All Juno mains are either into slime girls OR Tally Hall has them in a chokehold

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I provide ice cream to the all mighty

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