#Juno Hater Club
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LETS GOOO
Yeah… Juno sucks
oh dear lmao
I love her but she's a pain to play against just like X and Luna 😭
luna is mad easy to beat
im ngl
juno's a pain to play WITH as well


So you have chosen… death
yea, for juno players
lmfao
I’ve been lying.
?
We knew
…no. My clever ruse stopped you

ok juno player

soon to be not juno player
Just wait until I get a good retort… just you wait
because juno doesn't exist?
Juno a goat character 
i agree
On god
anyways Juno haters who’s your favorite characters
OOOOH
this is so funny
check my roles
ur not welcome here
juno mains must leave

Juno main only to destroy other Junos
I won’t tell anyone
TEACH ME YOUR WAYS
Estelle is a w, Aimi is a w, rasmus is a w, vyce is a w, and dubu is a w
dodge button

Juno L
he’s lying
yup
Fair enough :,]
I’m down to chill here tho 
He thinks the Juno heretics should leave
if we're gonna ban anyone it has to be X
agreed
Juno, x, or Juliet
I didnt. They got a channel to hate on my gang
This is why you aren't allowed nice things
Now go grind. I wanna see you in bronze by tomorrow morning
I am a solid Unranked and will choose to stay that way
It is part of my character building
me in unranked
You are literally in low beginner
Maybe if yo goofy aah got off juno you would be higher 😭
I Will have you know that the majority of our goals come from “my goofy ah”
And now I’m level 3. Beat that
yeah cs you suck at goalie and i can't pop off cs i don't trust randoms 😭
What? That Juno’s can actually get good goals or that they guise under the misconception that they know what they are doing?
That was not to you.
My good old pal @silver raven
I don't get why you guys are having a war
But sure I guess
In the end it's those who are watching the war who win

In all honestly I think those watching got the shortest end of the stick. The war ain’t exactly like the battle of the 500 or something
i only play quick play
Juno goalie is pretty mid tbh
my honest reaction
what is this.

fr
era atlas and rune suck
Guys, hot take: Juliette, Kai, Atlas, Rune, Drek’ar, X, Era, Juno, Luna, Asher, Ai.Mi, Vyce, Rasmus, Octavia and Zentaro all suck. The only real striker is DUBU

Leave Octavia out of this D:<



a.
tried the monster herself
this is why she’s always banned 
Finally a good club for this game.


Sometimes. Sometimes you just gotta look at the field and you have to make a decision. You have to look at your team and the enemy team and you have to MAKE A DECISION. And that decision. Is to pick up the enemy Juno's blobbos. And start eating them.
Oh god. Is the war being rekindled?
Skill issue
juno
I (a Juno main) have infiltrated the Juno hater club 😈

I (a neutral party) have infiltrated both chats 😈

Old news. Your looking at the first pal 🙂
Damn 😖
Sorry 
third spot is open for you 
Can’t beat the best 


Hi everyone ! Fuck Juno. Bye everyone ! 



can’t believe the 🤮 striker is the server banner 
the
striker? damn 
Cope
I too, am a Juno main, but can understand hating to have to try to play "Where will the core go next with all these Blobs around"

yeah that’s basically how it is
i’ve tried her myself and know how annoying she is
easy to just flat ban her
the power she holds is immense so it really is understandable
but like
she’s still a cute character
even though she’s got demon characteristics in game
Yeah, she does, that's why a bad Juno is a hindrance to their team sense the blobs can backfire, but a good Juno Player is a demon disgused as an actual player
I’m a little fiendish 
what are u talking about
wasn’t your name #1 juno hater lol
still am
@plain light seethe and cope over here

juno bad
Why go to war when you can respect and understand their point of view? After all, I've played different strikers while the enemy team had a Juno, so I know the pain of having to keep track and always asking the biggest question when you see enemy blobbos, "am I willing to sacrifice some health to remove a chance of the enemy team scoring on us using this blobbos?"

No.
I’ve had a change of heart. No longer will I lead the Blobbo supremacy cult into deaths open arms, but instead become a symbol of peace. The blobbo hivemind wishes to parley. We shall not submit to violence, it is not what the blobbo would want. 
I only hope that bloblievers will follow suit in order to avoid bloodshed

i love this club
as anyone should
fr
Is that a yes or a no for the parley?
Shut your ass up. I am not attempting to pull the wool over anyone’s eyes
bad
Glad the coins are still getting some use
I love these blobboins
I don’t know how much of say I have in this conflict but the gentle strikers think peace is nice
Ah, a third party in this consensus
This is amazing.
I would ask if you can credit the artist but the man decided to write his name in.
𝓗𝓲𝓰𝓱 𝓥𝓲𝓬𝓽𝓸𝓻𝓲𝓪𝓷 𝓔𝓷𝓰𝓵𝓲𝓼𝓱
Which is good cause I have no clue who made this
true art here
thats not true i am
real
I fear that the hopes towards peace may be in vain after the arrival of a new foe

Maybe the two sides can band together to restore the peace
It could be attempted

Yippee
Yippee
is the number 3 spot open? 
probably
Slime doomsday is near
Oh are y'all the mfs that ban Juno everytime she's prepicked in your team? 
Goddamn goo haters

You fool.
You're right
I hate both
I mean if I HAVE to have an overall list I’d say X, Ai.Mi, and Juno. That’s only who I hate playing against though
Not my goat Ai.Mi
We couldn’t prevent the war 
The end is near and war is eminent. Pick your sides everyone.

Where do your allegiances lie Showy?
I dislike Juno but I ain’t going to war over it I ban Juliette or x like a true Chad 
That is possibly a very nice sentiment
Ban Juno so you don't have to fight a fellow Juno in a match
we ball
those darn junos
Who's the #1 Juno hater?
Why not hate everyone so you can never be truly happy
I have Asher. I'm happy enough
Ah, a stage presence fan
Sunday, I declare this a holiday. Juno Sinks Into The Ballpit Day. The ballpit is infinite and allknowing. None escape. All problems solved. Yes.
Juno spins horizontally and flies away
Pour alcohol on Juno. It's over.
nah
Yes
nuh uh 
If we sink her in Orbeez instead would she become one?
probably
skin idea
You are what you eat, so feed the haters blobbos. They will become blobbos. Semi sentient. Controllable
Or their digestive system will be wrecked from the living ooze. Win-win, I say
You fool, you think that feeding me blobbo tea will hurt me?
I come from a land where my people drink the blood of their enemies and industrial waste. What's mere blobs going to do to me?
No, no, hear me out. Criticism is good, makes you think. :)

turn you into blobbo for more blobbo tea

i say we send juno to the scp foundation
sure, just make a whole ass description and give her a number
enjoying slightly means slightly liking her
soooooo
NO
it's junover

this in unacceptable
how can you be sure yumitwo hasn’t played Juno again?
you can’t be sure

ill figure it out
It is surprising they played Juno, especially for a Juno hater
I have played juno
I hated it
It was like 1 game
For the daily mission
I hated that shit so much I don’t even try to play juno even when that’s the daily mission
attention all juno haters we have a target
;;
h
cause promise you i will not play her ever again
why would u bring her here this was top secret

I think you forgot who I am
i dont know who u are
I trust you won’t 

so confused by the current meta of this place
has this place strayed too far from the wishes of its creators?
I rather die
I literally play any character that my daily requires me to play for the affinity token, even if I don't have the most fun with said character. To me, a daily is a daily. But hopefully your next daily reset doesn't give you Juno

Today. I decided to not hate Juno.
yes. today i dont hate her. I depise her.
Demon Dais has blobbos
New map is marketed with Boba tea
All future maps will have something to do with Juno

she's basically the mascot
How is this the first target? 50% of people in this chat are Juno Mains. Not me though… I would never play Juno… 
Hide
juno already ate my granny i got nothing to lose
Limbs?
touche

reasons (also get out)
Nah, I’m like the spiritual advisor of Juno mains
that doesnt make things any better yk
Maybe not but I’m here for the journey, you know?
hi narrator
help how do I not pick a team with Juno on it
don't play omega strikers 
wait 14 days then come back
that will give Juno the chance to eat all of your grandmothers

NOT AGAIN
Is war about to start again 
At this point, war is just sort of some emoji spam, the creator of the group proclaiming we aren’t welcome and then everything chilling out. Rinse and repeat.
A never ending cycle while I try to rig a live 2d model 
War… war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he'd get to go home to his wife and the son he'd never seen. He got his wish when the US ended World War II by dropping atomic bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
The World awaited Armageddon; instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy not as a weapon, but as a nearly limitless source of power.
People enjoyed luxuries once thought the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion-powered cars, portable computers. But then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream and the Junopocalypse began.


attention all juno haters Ody lunchboy kelly and ilyart is now on our watchlist as they were responsible for the creation of juno
be careful
i wish there were a role i could ping for us
No worries brother we know who we are while our enemies don't.
juno's downfall yippee
iiiiiiii

attention juno haters
we have an issue
today
its not juno were after
its sonii
we need a plan to get rid of her
she ruined my chance at sonii salute emote
so uh
any ideas?
and dont let sonii see this
this is top secret information 
Wait what how? 
someone said they wanted to give away the emote they won but she didnt allow him if i remember correctly
thats how i remember them telling me when they replied
so my final chance was ruined
so im out for blood now

juno is on ur pfp
WAIT NO IT'S NOT LIKE THAT I SWEAR
IT'S ONLY TO PISS MY FRIEND OFF
hello juno haters if u guys would be kind enough to change yalls nicknames to “give ishumoji sonii pepega”




It seems the hatred has expanded to more that just Juno now :/
Don't hate finii
i barely play against her
Phew
For y'all

Get out of here with that nonsense
Juno mains go away
IHATEJUNOIHATEJUNOIHATEJUNOIHATEJUNO
You played them yesterday.
Um. Juno hate approved
3
I have banned Juno in 99% of my comp games (gold btw) do I belong here?
Irrelevant
if you hate Juno then it’s an automatic yes, banning her 99% is more than enough to make you a respected member
Justice for Juno she didnt do anything wrong
what Juno haters can do rn is eat all the ice cream so Juno can’t have any on ice cream day
i will stay pure
lucky
I wish I knew about Juno before buying her.
Im just jelly she has like seven skins 
5 of the skins are pretty much palette swaps of each other though, basically 20euro chromas :(
But ay, the slimes take the color too so that's cool
Hate Juno for her gameplay not the other stuff :c
Juno should be launched back into space 
TRUE TRUE! She has two unique skins more than a ton of strikers though! All her recolors are adorable too
I’ve always been here 
Why hello totara
Gg indeed
as you can see I don’t belong here
You are the wall that is preventing me from joining the club
tbh you can join it wouldn’t bother me too much 
On one hand, there are Juno goalies, on the other there are good Juno forwards like you 
well, whatever you end up choosing it’ll be okay 
(I’m doing a silly and also a compliment) you have redeemed my faith in Junos 
yippee 
Lol
have this blobboin courtesy of Fantasea (I cannot ping Fantasea because it’s late)
I don’t belong here either 
Vineboom
Allow me to revoke your faith that you have placed with Juno’s.
no, don’t let the faith in Juno die


y'all.
y is juno in the house.
who let her in.
kinda left the house unattended for a few days 
aaaa
they buffed juno and now she’s harder to kill noooo
L moment for this club 
Finally killing Juno’s will be fun again, it’s now Juno hunting season.
Wait what? What have they done?
As the #2 Juno Hater
Increased her stagger per level.
Let’s gooo
Juno will pay for eating my lil ol granny
Juno has already eaten her soul too 
Who cares about the big bad wolf, it’s the big bad Juno
nah fr 
I WILL NEVER DO IT
NEVER GIVE IN
I HATE FINII I HATE FINII
ALSO
scariest ten seconds of my life https://medal.tv/games/omega-strikers/clips/1oY1F5ExMvyfs1/d1337xsi612l?invite=cr-MSxETGUsMTg0NTk1Njc3LA
Watch scariest ten seconds of my life (I MISCLICKED JUNO) and millions of other Omega Strikers videos on Medal, the largest Game Clip Platform.
i misclicked "::)
also made a mistake not banning juno

As long as this channel lives on then so do I!
I am justice
i am anarchy
I LOVE JUNOOO
DEATH TO ALL JUNOS
Cool your jets


they keep buffing juno :(
no
yes
“Juno’s been falling behind.” They must mean when they buffed her last micro patch and the like three other ones before that 
As a Juno main i gotta admit she recieved like 3 uneeded buffs
Last patch primary buff and these 2 buffs
Low elo Junos probably bringing down our win rate ;-;
Time to hacc and remove her from the game

I HATE JUNO I HATE ONI VILLAGE
What did zentaro do to you?

He wouldnt hurt a soul
If he didnt have to of course
BANG

hello my cuties❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Ew

Nah fax
I got so confused when I got a notification 
hi
guh
Hello leader
hiya
woah she has a four letter username now
hiya cutie

hi hi 
omg just played a game with you!!

what's so bad about juno?!

fun and interactive character that is very fair and balanced!!
grr i hate juno
get juno outta here

no
g
All Juno mains are either into slime girls OR Tally Hall has them in a chokehold













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