#WWDC 2022

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maiden raven
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First.

faint marsh
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2nd.

maiden raven
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WWDC 2022

mossy tapir
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we up in this bizz

faint marsh
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4 mins baby

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I need to throw in my sticky notes ready

viral pilot
faint marsh
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I can't kekpoint in here

maiden raven
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Send stream link

faint marsh
maiden raven
maiden raven
faint marsh
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pick your poison

mossy tapir
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song is a bop ngl

shy kelp
green fjord
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I pick mayonaise

shy kelp
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is mayo an instrument

maiden raven
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spicy mayonaise?

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mayo is a thermal paste

mossy tapir
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and an instrument

stuck token
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sriracha mayo

fading forum
storm arrow
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balls

faint marsh
mossy tapir
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the pre show songs weren't that nice last time

sinful wadi
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Louisiana hot sauce

shy kelp
faint marsh
mossy tapir
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inb4 Tim Apple breakdances to open the conference

jagged sage
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I am prob going to watch a recap later.

faint marsh
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they have great taste tbh

stuck token
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Tim Apple arrives poppin and lockin

sinful wadi
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I think I like threads

shy kelp
sinful wadi
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This is better than renaming and taking over a channel

stuck token
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I think threads are shit for discoverability but they are alright I guess

mossy tapir
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Tim Apple with the bale shoes, Essentials shirt, Supreme stuff

faint marsh
sinful wadi
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Unless we make a channel just called events

mossy tapir
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Tim Apple with the drip

maiden raven
sinful wadi
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Ah yes that'd be optimal

faint marsh
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I am ready to type

shy kelp
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build help seems like a good place, each person has their own thread

viral pilot
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Exactly what they're using it for yeah.

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It's pretty neat

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and helps for builds over multiple days

shy kelp
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or multiple ppl at the same time

stuck token
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that is a great use of threads yes

sinful wadi
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Discord ticketing system. Lmao

mossy tapir
faint marsh
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is this a great use of threads for events

maiden raven
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We got a chance to try out Teams's "breakout rooms" feature the other day

faint marsh
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or just a test?

viral pilot
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There's some "homescreen" thing coming where you can pin shit that might make discoverability better @stuck token

maiden raven
viral pilot
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Although it's just a question of whether people will look at that in the first place

maiden raven
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Gonna see how it goes.

shy kelp
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its building up

faint marsh
stuck token
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memoji avengers

mossy tapir
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oh god cursed memeojis

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birb

hollow nacelle
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the faces are so creepy

shy kelp
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it's the swift logo

faint marsh
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if they are gonna announce metaverse here

viral pilot
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MetaMates

mossy tapir
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ahah

faint marsh
stuck token
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r/evilbuildings

faint marsh
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It's happening

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alternate Apple

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then returned to Apple

fading forum
hollow nacelle
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can someone turn down the music

stuck token
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should have been poppin and lockin imo

maiden raven
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Tim Apple is old enough I'm sure him just walking around is poppin.

sinful wadi
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Lmao blurry man

viral pilot
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Looks crispy to me

mossy tapir
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DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS

maiden raven
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long exposure time

sinful wadi
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Speed

jagged sage
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Reminds me of: Developers Developers

sinful wadi
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Can't code shit in Detroit

mossy tapir
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doesn't apple know you can't have shit in detroit

faint marsh
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where are the asians?

mossy tapir
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damn, Tim Apple is so rich the windows behind him have RTX

sinful wadi
faint marsh
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is it DirectX

mossy tapir
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forest looking clean ngl

faint marsh
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Craig!

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I missed you

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the best Apple engineer

viral pilot
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Also "apple stream ahead of youtube"

mossy tapir
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It's Avengers Craig

viral pilot
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lmfao yeah sure

mossy tapir
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"avengers craig doesn't exist he can't hurt you"

maiden raven
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oh shit the next version of iOS is 16

jagged sage
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PCMRKEKW I love that editing from Apple nowadays

sinful wadi
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Oh wow I could have never predicted

ivory osprey
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Oh yeah

sinful wadi
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I was amazed they didn't call it X

ivory osprey
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IOS

mossy tapir
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Craig Apple is an indian movie now

sinful wadi
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Leaks were correct

mossy tapir
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he has no physical limit

faint marsh
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iOX

ivory osprey
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Oh

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iOS 16 is a feature update

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It's not a stabilisation update

mossy tapir
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you can use videos or gif on the locksreen now i bet

maiden raven
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Apple has Material You support now?

sinful wadi
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Did they make lock screen more like android lmao

shy kelp
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WOAH

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i like this lol

stuck token
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more lock screen customization?

faint marsh
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I like it

viral pilot
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Lol it is material you

sinful wadi
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Yep it's android kek

viral pilot
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Das neat

stuck token
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haha

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here comes the ANDROID ALREADY HAS THIS

mossy tapir
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inb4 you can theme IOS 16

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would be dope

green fjord
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Imitation is the highest form of flattery

sinful wadi
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Gimme theme

ivory osprey
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Oh

viral pilot
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Maybe this will encourage google to get their head out of their ass and improve the at a glance widget.

ivory osprey
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They slapped grab travel timer onto the lockscreen

sinful wadi
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I'm glad that Apple is realizing they don't need to reinvent the wheel tho

ivory osprey
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OH

sinful wadi
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It's good to copy sometimes

mossy tapir
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oh god, you can't grid select

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WHY

shy kelp
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i like that you can edit from the lock screen

ivory osprey
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Apple is taking Complications from the AW and putting them onto the iPhone

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LOL

viral pilot
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I want google to copy back the stuff apple is adding here.

sinful wadi
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Yes pls

ivory osprey
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It's AW faces for iPhone

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LOLOLOLOLOL

mossy tapir
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kinda cool

ivory osprey
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I bet it's coming to OSX too

mossy tapir
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huh, widgets have existed for eons on OSX

maiden raven
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Google BTFO

stuck token
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so if I have faceID, I look at my lockscreen widgets and my phone unlocks, OPE

ivory osprey
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Huh

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Another variant of widgets

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You can only put four widgets

faint marsh
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did they add lockscreen themes?!

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I love it

maiden raven
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yes

mossy tapir
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no

shy kelp
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i wonder if lock screens can be tied to focus modes

ivory osprey
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It's AW faces for iPhone

mossy tapir
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well, not really

stuck token
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they are demoing lock screen customization for ios 16

sinful wadi
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Ooh animation

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That is spicy

mossy tapir
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live wallpapers sort of

sinful wadi
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Probably can sell these I imagine

ivory osprey
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I would like weather as the main

sinful wadi
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Notifications now roll in pog

shy kelp
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not duolingo 😭

sinful wadi
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Holy fuck tori has 1000000

mossy tapir
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he can't be stopped blob

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you WILL fucking learn your spanish lessons

shy kelp
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help duo, i want my family back

ivory osprey
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New notifications feature

viral pilot
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Are they finally figuring out notification grouping

sinful wadi
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Yes

stuck token
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hide duolingos emotionally abusive messages

ivory osprey
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Live activities huh

sinful wadi
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But finally, very important. Notification spam is overwhelming

jagged sage
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Cool

ivory osprey
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Oh

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Interesting

viral pilot
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Google copy paste all this kthx

sinful wadi
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Ye

maiden raven
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Material You ancient now

shy kelp
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OOH yess

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you can change lock screens based on focus

ivory osprey
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They're copying Apple Watch to the iPhone KEK

sinful wadi
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Multiple lock screens handy

ivory osprey
faint marsh
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So virtual desktops for lockscreens?

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Fuck yeah

stuck token
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apollo shoutout

sleek spade
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oooooh

mossy tapir
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well, kinda puts the "smart" into the word

ivory osprey
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inb4 it's feature limited to iPhone 12 and beyond

viral pilot
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I wonder how much you have to pay apple to appear in their presentation.

sinful wadi
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This is why I have edge as a separate browser

jagged sage
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯

mossy tapir
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a lot i'm sure

shy kelp
ivory osprey
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HUH

shy kelp
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I think its on top apps

ivory osprey
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Focus filters eh

viral pilot
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Lol better fucking hope craig likes your app then

mossy tapir
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though Nike appeared and they've been a very long partnership at this point

shy kelp
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apollo has been featured many times

ivory osprey
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Amazing

sinful wadi
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Edit time

jagged sage
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The focus functionality seems interesting for people without a second phone for work

ivory osprey
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The microsoft Focus feature finally has a use

stuck token
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haha undo send in imessage

shy kelp
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yee undo

mossy tapir
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oh no, it's like the cursed feature of youtube messages

viral pilot
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How will this work though

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Is it gmail undo send

maiden raven
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not with SMS

stuck token
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drunk text removal number 1 requested feature

ivory osprey
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LOL

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Twitter edit

viral pilot
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because if it's gmail undo send it makes stuff slower.

shy kelp
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i think you can just delete it

maiden raven
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I think its just a revoke request

jagged sage
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So like Whatsapp?

mossy tapir
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this is bad if you need to screenshot what someone sent you and he has the ability to edit it all

ivory osprey
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They added some Mail features to messages

jagged sage
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this message has been deleted

viral pilot
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I wonder if they will allow the revoke to go through to the notification.

sinful wadi
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[redacted]

viral pilot
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As that's something most other apps don't do.

ivory osprey
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Oh

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Shared with You is finally here

shy kelp
mossy tapir
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i really hope they have a feature for the original message

ivory osprey
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I always wanted that

mossy tapir
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for what i said above

viral pilot
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Yes, but for the edit.

mossy tapir
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but i doubt it

shy kelp
maiden raven
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Delete and resend notification maybe? Could be abused.

viral pilot
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I hope it's not like that.

shy kelp
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Although iMessage can pull down into a window

ivory osprey
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Maybe the notification will be revoked

shy kelp
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from the notification center

ivory osprey
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You can do that

viral pilot
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Or just don't send a notification during the instant edit window.

mossy tapir
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on the software side

sinful wadi
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Dictation updates poggggg

faint marsh
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holy shit

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viral pilot
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They have a looongg way to go here.

ivory osprey
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Thanks man

viral pilot
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Although Google somehow has been advancing backwards with live text

shy kelp
sleek spade
viral pilot
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This is WWDC

ivory osprey
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WWDC is not hardware

sleek spade
viral pilot
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We'll get a one more thing on a MBA at best.

sleek spade
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but there is the possible chance

sinful wadi
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Mind blown emojo

jagged sage
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Developers Conference

faint marsh
ivory osprey
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Emoji dictation omg

sinful wadi
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🤯

ivory osprey
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Too bad tidal doesn't work with siri

faint marsh
sleek spade
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in VIDEO?

stuck token
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nice

sleek spade
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yoooo

hollow nacelle
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damn this is gonna be useful

viral pilot
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Google lens needs tighter integration for shit like this.

stuck token
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the AR is real

maiden raven
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Google Lens BTFO

ivory osprey
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I'd love the AR

viral pilot
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I mean you can do the exact same with lens on pixel

sinful wadi
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I have never used Google lens in my life tbh

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I should try it

shy kelp
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oohh api

viral pilot
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It's just annoying because it's an extra step

ivory osprey
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I use text scanning a LOT

viral pilot
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and not just a long press

sleek spade
jagged sage
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I sometimes use it for QR codes nothing more.

shy kelp
sinful wadi
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I need to teach the boomers that these things exist

ivory osprey
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They're exposing so many APIs this year

jagged sage
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And they use it in Google translate too iirc.

faint marsh
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Adobe Photoshop on gallery?!

shy kelp
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WHAT

sleek spade
viral pilot
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This can't possibly work this well.

sinful wadi
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Yeeting the dog

ivory osprey
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Is this reverse AI

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OMG

jagged sage
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But getting code snippets from videos cooool

mossy tapir
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your subject better be in perfect lighting for that feature

sleek spade
viral pilot
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Inb4 chainlink fence levels of bs

ivory osprey
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Foreground CNP!!!

viral pilot
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bahahahaha

sinful wadi
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I should set up wallet for tori

ivory osprey
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This is amazing

sinful wadi
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Ez to fake those id's

faint marsh
sinful wadi
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There were some articles about it

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"age over 21" doesn't. Work. Many places require exact date

shy kelp
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its probably sharing bday

ivory osprey
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It's sharing a yes/no response

sinful wadi
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Ah HID support, therefore good

ivory osprey
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Your birthday is locked when you create your apple account

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You need to email support to change it

sinful wadi
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Yeeting cash among friends. The crypto dream

viral pilot
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Lol

sinful wadi
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Oh no. Apple pay later.

sleek spade
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10/10 naming

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viral pilot
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This can't possibly go wrong.

mossy tapir
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inb4 people approach people's pockets with their iphones to try and get yo money

sinful wadi
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Oh fuck. Oh shit.

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Apple gonna break your kneecaps

shy kelp
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Apple financing

viral pilot
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Hmm yes let's roll this out to the country with huge credit issues.

jagged sage
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No need for a payment terminal can be interesting for some businesses.

viral pilot
ivory osprey
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Pay Later huh

faint marsh
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Philippines

ivory osprey
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Woah

stuck token
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going after the predatory payday loan market

sinful wadi
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Apple boutta disable your device

ivory osprey
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Holy crap

jagged sage
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Renting a payment terminal is a bit pricey.

mossy tapir
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debit gang feelsgoodpcmr

ivory osprey
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Apple is fucking rich now eh

jagged sage
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If Apple offers a cheap alternative good 👌

sinful wadi
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"paying off credit card immediately" gang

ivory osprey
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0% tax

viral pilot
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Debit in the US is a flaming pile of garbage though.

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I will never understand.

ivory osprey
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WOW

sinful wadi
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I get paid hundreds of dollars a year to use my credit card

shy kelp
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Shopify is supporting this???
This basically fucks their shop app

jagged sage
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Meanwhile here credit cards aren't common at all.

ivory osprey
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Tracking in Wallet app

mossy tapir
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chad debit european gang

jagged sage
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Debit 👌

ivory osprey
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This is amazing

mossy tapir
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oh shit gerudo apple

sinful wadi
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Mappies

viral pilot
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Yeah because our debit cards can't just be emptied with a code and CVC lol

shy kelp
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the stance 😭

ivory osprey
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I can finally pay $800/mth for aircon

mossy tapir
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France, nice

sinful wadi
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Why are his legs so long

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I'm afraid

faint marsh
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No Manila

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pota

ivory osprey
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The new maps look weird

viral pilot
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This is a lot of effort for an app that will still be worse than google maps.

mossy tapir
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London. Mfers adding brexiteers before Paris

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😠

viral pilot
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You guys burn the entire city down every 3 months.

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Not worth having a 3d map of

sinful wadi
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Tbh I like the voice navigation stuff in apple maps more

ivory osprey
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GTAV helicopter view

mossy tapir
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that's the thing, we can train the mapping AI Better

sinful wadi
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Also Google broke assistant driving mode fml

sleek spade
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@copper glade

ivory osprey
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WOW

sinful wadi
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Ooh transit cards in wallet

ivory osprey
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Fifteen stops, screws over transit apps

copper glade
mossy tapir
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can you scam transport fees with pay later feature but a fake account PCMRKEKW

viral pilot
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This is all great*
*in the US and US territories.

sleek spade
viral pilot
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As per usual.

mossy tapir
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i swear i'm sure that pay later thing will be a shitshow

faint marsh
sleek spade
viral pilot
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People will default on 0 interest delayed payments.

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100%

sinful wadi
ivory osprey
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Pay Later might be released late

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Maybe december PCMRKEKW

viral pilot
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It's gonna be miserable as one would expect.

shy kelp
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CRAIG

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wtf

sinful wadi
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"Noooo why isn't this free"

viral pilot
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Woah

mossy tapir
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birb outfit

faint marsh
sinful wadi
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That's a spicy outfit

shy kelp
viral pilot
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Blob you wan't that tracksuit don't you.

shy kelp
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😭

faint marsh
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that's not even 3 pointer

maiden raven
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Best Craig

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viral pilot
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It does look fuckin' slick.

jagged sage
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Haha swift rainbow

mossy tapir
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SHE DRIPPIN WITH DA JORDAN

copper glade
sinful wadi
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Oh no

maiden raven
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y'all seeing the 8 year old level soccer game in the background?

copper glade
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jesus christ that was amazing

stuck token
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leather pants and basketball sneakers

mossy tapir
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ok let's be real, these soccer players in the back aren't that dynamic

sinful wadi
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They're ballers

ivory osprey
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I don't have News in my country

maiden raven
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there are two balls on field

sinful wadi
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Highlight time 😎

faint marsh
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nah

maiden raven
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since when is soccer operating under pinball rules

viral pilot
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Y'all never seen soccer practice?

sinful wadi
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This is basically ESPN app

viral pilot
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Because this is how it looks like 90% of the time.

stuck token
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they are just drilling

sinful wadi
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But less aids

viral pilot
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11 dudes passing a ball around.

jagged sage
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Not as common in the US?

mossy tapir
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i'm too used to Olympique Lyonnais i guess

jagged sage
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How common is soccer over there?

maiden raven
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Not very common.

stuck token
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mfw my family is 7 people

mossy tapir
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only enough for the soccer mom meme

viral pilot
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OL trainings probably look the same half the time.

shy kelp
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reduce 2 ppl

viral pilot
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It's not all just training matches lol.

maiden raven
shy kelp
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reduce

sinful wadi
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Good parental controls

copper glade
sleek spade
mossy tapir
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oh god you can doxx your child

ivory osprey
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Lol

mossy tapir
sinful wadi
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Jake has the wrong haircut

maiden raven
viral pilot
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Poor jake.

copper glade
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this is the last thing you see before you die

viral pilot
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He's being helicoptered to shit.

maiden raven
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Why is he staring into my soul

copper glade
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"thought you could monitor my cocomelon, motherfucker??"

maiden raven
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quick get it off screen

sinful wadi
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Update a child's settings.

shy kelp
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helicopter parent thooo

maiden raven
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oh thank god.

mossy tapir
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Oh yeah, you can make a repeated shortcut to harass your parent for more screen time

stuck token
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device parental controls are not helicoptering

mossy tapir
faint marsh
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Holy cow I can't keep up

viral pilot
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Controlling literally everything on your child's device all the time is.

sinful wadi
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Parental controls very important considering social media is among the most harmful things to children today

shy kelp
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ib4 apple shares your lewd pics

copper glade
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giving a smart device to a child is a terrible idea

mossy tapir
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inb4 new fappening link with shared stuff

copper glade
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get your kid an Amiga

stuck token
sleek spade
sinful wadi
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Oh Jesus oh God shared photo library.
This is similar to how my sisters private pictures showed up in my mom's account. Oh God

viral pilot
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They're gonna find a way.

shy kelp
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choose EVERYTHING

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💀

stuck token
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not in my house lol

viral pilot
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I'm not telling you how to raise your house.

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Doesn't mean I can't disagree with it.

mossy tapir
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houses don't move up and down though

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you rarely rise em

copper glade
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iCloud is finally starting to get feature parity with Google Photos

sinful wadi
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16 year olds are different from 13 year olds tbh

sleek spade
sinful wadi
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Oh no equal permissions

mossy tapir
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damn, you can make live shitposts on you family pics

sinful wadi
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Boutta delete them

hollow nacelle
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one troll can nuke the entire library kek

sinful wadi
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Very fun

mossy tapir
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why are we so fucked in the head guys

ivory osprey
mossy tapir
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we directly think of the most fucked up thing these features can do

hollow nacelle
sleek spade
faint marsh
sleek spade
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uhhh

sinful wadi
sleek spade
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this was unexpected

sinful wadi
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We are looking to cut down and avoid abuse

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Ah this is handy

mossy tapir
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hmm

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YES BUT, can that stop your parent's geolocation you ?

shy kelp
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probably

sinful wadi
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Probably

faint marsh
shy kelp
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it'll block all location services

mossy tapir
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i doubt it

maiden raven
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It resets perms on all apps, so yes.

shy kelp
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So like life360

faint marsh
mossy tapir
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i betcha the pârent control overrides it

viral pilot
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Seeing how much of a nuclear option this appears to be I sure hope this nukes parental control too

maiden raven
sleek spade
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remember when apple was about to have CSAM scanning

mossy tapir
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that's what i hope banc

maiden raven
sinful wadi
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I'm afraid that kids are going to abuse this even when they aren't abused

viral pilot
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That would be a nice fuckin' meme.

sinful wadi
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Its hard to find a good middle ground

mossy tapir
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indeed

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i called it first if true btw

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dibs

faint marsh
viral pilot
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On the flip side if it nukes everything it can be an easy out to remove all the controls on a whim.

sinful wadi
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Does anyone actually use apple smart devices

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I haven't seen any irl

ivory osprey
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Nope

viral pilot
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A non zero amount of homepods have been sold so probably

mossy tapir
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they use the API for connected stuff i bet

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but not apple connected shit directly

maiden raven
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Home Assistant supports Matter

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dope

sinful wadi
#

I only ever hear about Alexa and Google with some home assistant and that's basically it

shy kelp
#

yeah

sinful wadi
#

Matter time!!!!!!

viral pilot
#

Is this just homekit 2 electric boogallo

#

yup

copper glade
#

weird gray area, but i don't think parents should be able to unilaterally force their children to be geo-tracked.

viral pilot
#

There are now 2 standards ™️

mossy tapir
#

oh my, google cooperation

ivory osprey
#

Matter eh

mossy tapir
#

let's see how it goes

sinful wadi
#

I like matter a lot

copper glade
#

of course then you get into the whole "why the fuck did you turn off location services"

sleek spade
faint marsh
#

I really need to watch WWDC again later

copper glade
#

IoT was a mistake

ivory osprey
#

They're really pushing out the amount of features this year

#

It's insane

shy kelp
#

I like the new UI for the Home app

sinful wadi
faint marsh
#

@maiden raven how is the observation of using threads for events?

gentle cedar
mossy tapir
#

you can live see the break in

sinful wadi
#

Categories good

#

Does this support Alexa devices

ivory osprey
#

Only if Jeff allows it

sleek spade
#

wonder how it would be having only apple devices in a household

viral pilot
#

Pretty great probably

#

Integration go brrr

mossy tapir
#

it'd scream DRM

#

in some way

viral pilot
#

DRM wouldn't matter if everything you have is apple.

#

It would just work.

copper glade
#

Apple isn't as desperate to put everything in the cloud. I'd be really happy if Homekit could work exclusively LAN-only.

sinful wadi
#

Driving mode super important

#

Car crash integration

maiden raven
#

Home Assistant is local only

sleek spade
maiden raven
#

:athink

shy kelp
#

i disabled the driving focus lol

sinful wadi
#

Leak was correct I bet

jagged sage
#

Some fallback is nice to have.

viral pilot
#

Blob likes living on the edge

sinful wadi
#

This is epic looking

shy kelp
#

whatttt

faint marsh
#

Digital dashboard!

maiden raven
#

This is terrifying

sinful wadi
#

Digital dashboard supreme

viral pilot
#

Good lord this is distraction central

mossy tapir
#

so it can kinda access ECU telemetry, got it

viral pilot
#

Leave this shit behind the wheel you fools

#

Or make a HUD API or something idk.

sinful wadi
#

HUD is preferable

#

Yeah

copper glade
#

stop putting tablets in cars™️

jagged sage
#

Don't want to rely only on cloud. Oh cloud is down sorry you cannot turn down the temperature, you can't open the door, you can't turn of the light

sinful wadi
#

Put buttons back :(

viral pilot
#

Instead of shoving it way bum fuck on the right.

faint marsh
sinful wadi
jagged sage
#

With some companies they go out of business and then your IOT devices just stop working.

shy kelp
faint marsh
#

ENTIRE INSTRUMENT CLUSTER?!

jagged sage
#

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

maiden raven
faint marsh
#

I wonder when CarPlay fails, what's the over ride

shy kelp
#

I love having the map in the middle

sinful wadi
#

I'm really afraid that this is going to cause entire displays to be replaced after like 5 years.

shy kelp
copper glade
#

this is fucking cool but the spedometer should 1000% be a physical guage

mossy tapir
#

i'll stick to my simple Suzuki

maiden raven
#

Ah yes you need to know the exact heading you're going

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shy kelp
#

Customize the instrument cluster

#

Thats actually nice

sinful wadi
maiden raven
#

what does it benefit

sleek spade
sinful wadi
#

Helps me be oriented

faint marsh
maiden raven
#

You're not landing on runways

mossy tapir
#

NO NOT YOU RENAULT

#

GOOGLE CHOSE YOU

#

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

maiden raven
sinful wadi
#

I like it when it's 90 degrees

#

I get to see if roads are properly oriented or not

mossy tapir
#

ahahah

faint marsh
ivory osprey
#

I don't see Tesla

#

Where tesla

sleek spade
copper glade
#

bitches really thought Apple was gonna make their own car

maiden raven
#

Tesla is non-open.

sinful wadi
#

My balls are 90 degrees

maiden raven
#

Tesla is the only EV manufacturer in the US that has a proprietary charger.

mossy tapir
maiden raven
#

And their cars in EU use the standard connector

#

so they're just fucking US customers.

mossy tapir
#

busy phantom braking too

jagged sage
#

Didn't tesla use GPL software?

ivory osprey
#

Nope

#

Tesla is in Singapore too

sinful wadi
#

Tbh isn't the tesla connector better

faint marsh
#

new Apple Watch chip?

sleek spade
ivory osprey
#

They gonna fuck us too

shy kelp
copper glade
#

does the new "whole fucking car" Carplay require an iPhone?

sleek spade
shy kelp
maiden raven
jagged sage
#

EU didn't agree with Teslas bs.

sinful wadi
#

It's smaller than the chonk

shy kelp
#

and it's the smallest EV charger connector

maiden raven
#

"better" but proprietary is worse than "standard"

ivory osprey
#

Apple watch AYYY

sinful wadi
#

Seems lighter and one hand capable

#

Force tesla to make their connector standard. Kek

mossy tapir
#

oh god, lunar calender for astrology people

maiden raven
#

That's what the EU did.

#

Except Tesla would have to change.

faint marsh
#

@sleek spade apple watch will support arabic calendars

sinful wadi
#

Oh no I mean the standard should be the superior tesla version

hollow nacelle
#

dope

mossy tapir
#

epod

sleek spade
maiden raven
#

Model 3 in Europe uses the CCS standard charger

unknown.png
mossy tapir
#

WeChat, aka the app for rep vendors PCMRKEKW

sinful wadi
#

CCS uggo

faint marsh
ivory osprey
mossy tapir
#

another craig

#

they are all craigs

maiden raven
#

oh no the charger i use to charge my car isn't beautiful

#

so terrible

faint marsh
#

man I am tired

unknown.png
sinful wadi
#

We should just use a giant USB type c connector.

hollow nacelle
sinful wadi
#

Gigaspeed

copper glade
#

PCMR has completely tuned out the livestream now that they're talking about watch and activity tracking. that's pretty on-brand.

mossy tapir
#

does the apple watch measure during you know, bed activities, up and down

sinful wadi
jagged sage
sinful wadi
#

It does confirmed

mossy tapir
#

"you going too high". Thanks tim apple

faint marsh
sinful wadi
#

"why is your heart rate high"

copper glade
#

I know cross-community drama is disallowed, but holy shit, this stream has reminded me how cancer r/Apple is.

fading forum
sinful wadi
#

I don't have an apple watch my wife does 😎

faint marsh
sinful wadi
#

Why what's wrong with Apple sub

sleek spade
sinful wadi
#

Heart rate targets poggggg

#

This is how you optimize

faint marsh
sinful wadi
mossy tapir
#

you can stat every activity then

sleek spade
#

ah yes, enough power to run an Mac Studio PCMRKEKW /s

unknown.png
sinful wadi
#

Sammy and Google pls copy

faint marsh
viral pilot
#

Spoiler alert. All the training you're doing isn't paying off.

sinful wadi
#

Ye I'm so excited for my baby boy

mossy tapir
faint marsh
#

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

jagged sage
#

Personal PCMR coach Bench

faint marsh
#

CYCLING RELATED SHIT

hollow nacelle
#

makes me want to buy an apple watch

copper glade
sleek spade
#

can't wait to get my own phone to "borrow" my fathers' apple watch

sinful wadi
#

Grandma needs to use this

mossy tapir
#

damn, gonna be heavy wrist carrying your iphone for fitness app

faint marsh
#

"coaching tips"

#

"you suck lol"

sinful wadi
#

More like a forearm mount

sleek spade
#

oh yeah, those exist

sinful wadi
#

If it's roughly SE sized that'd be cool

upper pasture
#

whats wwdc 2022? is this a new boxing tournament

sleek spade
#

when people would use wired earphones and a phone mount on the forearm

maiden raven
viral pilot
#

active sleep state

unknown.png
mossy tapir
#

speedrun nap

maiden raven
#

cycling

upper pasture
#

oh an apple thing

faint marsh
mossy tapir
#

D E E P

upper pasture
faint marsh
upper pasture
#

I'm not an apple person

sleek spade
faint marsh
sinful wadi
#

I have ambient noise enabled

#

Keeps me alive

sleek spade
#

it's too distracting for me tbh

faint marsh
#

not much

mossy tapir
#

ok this is cool

sinful wadi
#

I should get grandma an apple watch but she still thinks her iPhone is ENTITELY different experience than her iPad

mossy tapir
#

would be beneficial for me with asthma

sinful wadi
#

Like she doesn't know shits the same lmao

mossy tapir
#

you can track yo xanax now

sinful wadi
#

Pogggg medications app

sleek spade
#

now this is convenient

mossy tapir
#

"you're about to OD", "don't give a shit"'

shy kelp
#

YOO

ivory osprey
#

Huh

sinful wadi
#

Adding for tori

ivory osprey
#

I can finally track my prozac

shy kelp
#

medication reminders

sinful wadi
#

Literal life saver

#

Why did nobody think of this

#

Well I guess there was probably an app for this

mossy tapir
#

good for old gizzards

faint marsh
#

Looks like threads support for WWDC isn't that much really active

mossy tapir
#

they can't forgor

ivory osprey
#

Reminders app

#

But it sucks

sleek spade
maiden raven
#

Look I have Apple Medications.

PXL_20220606_175341049.jpg
shy kelp
#

ohhhh niceee drug interactions

mossy tapir
#

you can now know how to suicide yourself with meds

faint marsh
#

I need to buy an iPhone now!

copper glade
#

don't take drug-drugs

shy kelp
ivory osprey
mossy tapir
#

they better implement a suicide hotline feature

shy kelp
#

that is actually kinda cool

mossy tapir
#

under any lethal drug combo

maiden raven
sleek spade
ivory osprey
sinful wadi
#

M2 grease gun

copper glade
#

this rules

viral pilot
#

🤔

mossy tapir
maiden raven
sinful wadi
#

I found out yesterday zyrtec can fucking kill you

#

Did you know alcohol plus anti allergy meds can murder you

barren raptor
#

Mine are more colorful thinky

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mossy tapir
#

technically apple seeds can be lethal You just need to ingest about 1000

copper glade
ivory osprey
sinful wadi
#

Mec

barren raptor
faint marsh
#

ready me please!

mossy tapir
ivory osprey
#

Mac OS

copper glade
#

unless you mean Siri theirself should try to talk someone down from suicide

ivory osprey
#

AYY

copper glade
#

oh, yeah

sinful wadi
#

Gimme the grease gun

maiden raven
#

oh shit M2

mossy tapir
#

i prefer the BMW M2

shy kelp
#

wooo

sinful wadi
#

How much faster

mossy tapir
#

but let's see

copper glade
#

drug-drug interactions will be M2 exclusive

sleek spade
hollow nacelle
#

took em long enough

maiden raven
copper glade
#

please Apple, dont introduce a laptop that makes me regret buying the M1 Pro

viral pilot
#

There's MBAs and Mac Minis on the table.

gentle cedar
sinful wadi
maiden raven
#

never

sleek spade
sinful wadi
#

Wear cargo pants

#

Socks with sandals

ivory osprey
sinful wadi
#

Yell at children on your lawn

barren raptor
sinful wadi
#

TSMC 5nm again pog

mossy tapir
#

Focusrite stuff in their labs, kinda pog

copper glade
#

if the M2 MBA is a killer I may consider selling my M1 Pro 14 to buy it

sleek spade
#

oh hey chimp

hollow kite
#

So here's where everyone was

sinful wadi
#

50% more bandwidth than m1

ivory osprey
#

Welcome, chimp

frozen oxide
#

Is the new mba coming out today?

sleek spade
#

wait what, 24GB?

ivory osprey
#

It's WWDC time

hollow nacelle
#

thats a lotta transistors

copper glade
#

please just tell me if it supports multi display out

sinful wadi
#

24 gb poggg

hollow kite
#

You've been caught SIMPIN' @sleek spade

sleek spade
copper glade
#

dont care about bandwidth or anything else i literally just need it to have un-shit VRAM

sinful wadi
#

18% moar

faint marsh
#

alder lake

maiden raven
#

amazing

unknown.png
mossy tapir
#

shit core I7 to compare

ivory osprey
#

LOL

glass dune
ivory osprey
#

It compares a 1240P

copper glade
ivory osprey
copper glade
#

fool me once...

sinful wadi
#

2 more coars

maiden raven
#

if people look at the chart and understand the "not Apple part" is truncated it makes sense.

faint marsh
#

holy shit

hollow nacelle
#

mac gaming when

faint marsh
#

this is so impressive

mossy tapir
#

yeah; faster than an iGPU

sleek spade
sinful wadi
#

Did it just compare to iris integrated kek

ivory osprey
#

Up to 2 more GPU cores than the M1

sinful wadi
#

Not the 680m

copper glade
#

I mean, M2 is integrated graphics as well

sleek spade
#

@sinful wadi they will only compare intel it seems

copper glade
#

technically.

ivory osprey
#

Iris Xe

hollow kite
#

What's the relative performance measured in?

sinful wadi
#

Where is AV1

ivory osprey
#

Why didn't they compare versus the 5600U (non-intel)

shy kelp
#

there are no mac pros on the set

sinful wadi
#

No av1. SAD!

hollow nacelle
#

thats a lot

maiden raven
sleek spade
elder rampart
#

At what point would Apple usually release new macbooks?

opaque pelican
ivory osprey
elder rampart
#

I'd be interested in M2 air but hopefully before august

maiden raven
sinful wadi
#

I guess most of this is theoretical considering this just doesn't run most business workloads

opaque pelican
maiden raven
#

But Apple doesn't want to compare their thing against something that makes their thing look bad.

sleek spade
faint marsh
ivory osprey
maiden raven
#

taps the sign

unknown.png
sinful wadi
#

MBA M2 confirmed

mossy tapir
#

it's square now

copper glade
opaque pelican
elder rampart
faint marsh
#

MBA M2 with white bezels?

ivory osprey
#

MBA is the world's best selling laptop?

faint marsh
#

not happening

timber moth
hollow kite
#

Not many reviewers actually took M1 for comparison. The only one I remember doing so is Hardware Unboxed with one of the MBP's

mossy tapir
#

no more original macbook air chassis

sleek spade
#

aaaand there's a notch

timber moth
#

they sometimes can

ivory osprey
#

Oh

barren raptor
elder rampart
#

Looks pretty slick

ivory osprey
#

It looks weird

copper glade
#

theyre absolutely cockteasing the Notch reveal

ivory osprey
#

The screen is so thick

sinful wadi
#

Oh yeah I forgot about that lmaoooo

maiden raven
# timber moth not necessarily true

A vast majority of the time it is true, so just assume it's true. You wait a bit and get trusted third party tests to confirm and you won't look a fool.

copper glade
#

Apple really doesn't want you to notice it, it seems

mossy tapir
#

ngl, this is not as pretty as the og air chassis

sinful wadi
#

Lmaooooooo they realized they needed more ports

maiden raven
#

that notch is large

#

lol

viral pilot
#

I mean they already did for the new MBPs

sinful wadi
#

Remember that one port

ivory osprey
#

Magsafe is back

viral pilot
#

This is just the same design scaled back to a MBA package

ivory osprey
#

AUDIO PORT

mossy tapir
#

omg the notch

opaque pelican
elder rampart
#

midnight thinkymr

sinful wadi
#

3.5mm

copper glade
#

i like the blue one, tbh

hollow kite
#

Lmao

#

Audio jack

#

😫

sinful wadi
#

Notch 🤮

shy kelp
#

the notch isn't bad

maiden raven
elder rampart
#

Yeah I'll go for this instead of Zephyrus for suire

mossy tapir
#

THEY REALLY CUT THE PHOTO UNDER THE NOTCH

ivory osprey
#

It's huge because it's 13 inch

mossy tapir
#

i'm dead

hollow nacelle
#

high impedance headphone jack on iphones when

shy kelp
#

it gives them space to put the menu bar without eating into the actual screen

copper glade
viral pilot
#

That's how MacOS behaves though @mossy tapir

ivory osprey
#

Actual notch is the same

sleek spade
#

that chin tho

hollow kite
#

1 billion colors?

viral pilot
#

Like, that's just how it would handle something like that

copper glade
#

reminds me of all the iPhone promotional photos where the background is black to make the notch invisible

unknown.png
sinful wadi
#

The macs I've tested have very good speakers

opaque pelican
viral pilot
#

Yes

hollow kite
#

Is it really 1 billion colors?

viral pilot
#

Yes

ivory osprey
#

Huh

hollow kite
#

Nuts

ivory osprey
#

10-bit is amazing

opaque pelican
#

it's a gimmick

faint marsh
viral pilot
#

Even if it's FRC which it likely won't be, it would still effectively be true 10 bit.

copper glade
#

please ma'am just tell me if it supports multiple display outputs

ivory osprey
#

Colour banding is gone with proper 10-bit support

viral pilot
#

It's not a gimmick for people who would actually be doing 10 bit stuff on this.

#

Which is 100% is a feasible usecase.

faint marsh
#

I can't type in all the performance figures

sinful wadi
#

Oh shit fan less. Throttle time

viral pilot
#

Why would it

hollow kite
#

These "graphs" suck donkey balls

gentle cedar
#

its a gimmick because its personally useless to me

viral pilot
#

The M1 MBA didn't throttle meaningfully.

sleek spade
#

oh cool, the dual USB-C adapter

sinful wadi
#

Which one was the one that died

opaque pelican
viral pilot
#

The intel ones @sinful wadi

#

Like all of them.

elder rampart
#

i9 macbook lol

vague pike
#

Rip

ivory osprey
#

LOL

sinful wadi
#

Nah I mean there was a recent m1 based model

hollow kite
#

Exim?

ivory osprey
#

The USB adapter

viral pilot
#

@opaque pelican Cool, so we should just settle with worse?

gentle cedar
ivory osprey
#

They're copying multiple competitors

vague pike
hollow kite
#

Okay

faint marsh
#

to be honest I wouldn't mind if I had M2 MBA as a work laptop

#

or a personal laptop

elder rampart
#

I'm certainly considering this now

sinful wadi
#

Lmao the guinea pig

shy kelp
#

wtf no the ringtone

#

I thought someone was calling me

sinful wadi
#

Cute piggy

hollow nacelle
#

the editing is pretty dope ngl

copper glade
#

this is gonna inexplicably cost $200 more than the original base model

sleek spade
mossy tapir
#

zooming on the camera to hide the fact there is a canyon's worth of notch

copper glade
#

(calling it now)

opaque pelican
hollow kite
#

Only $200?

vague pike
#

So no more M1?

sleek spade
sinful wadi
#

Another Mac

#

Pro

viral pilot
#

So same release schedule as last time.

sinful wadi
#

Lmaooooo

sleek spade
#

the 13" lives?

hollow kite
#

It's gonna be $300+ here, because Apple hates us

viral pilot
#

Was it ever dead?

sleek spade
#

touchē

viral pilot
#

This is the exact same way they did the M1 launch

sinful wadi
#

Why are they demonstrating games

copper glade
#

touch bar: "i lived bitch"

opaque pelican
#

13'' is basically tablet

timber moth
#

"1080p hd camera"?

sleek spade
timber moth
#

bet it's 30 fps

faint marsh
sleek spade
sinful wadi
#

Pain. No more $999

#

Inflation :(

hollow kite
#

Oh, won't you look at that

#

$200 more

viral pilot
#

surprisedpika said no one ever.

sleek spade
copper glade
#

please, knock-off craig, tell me about the video output capabilities

opaque pelican
sinful wadi
#

The future of paying more

sleek spade
hollow kite
#

Recycled... rare earth elements?

viral pilot
#

They've been doing this for a while.

hollow kite
#

What the fuck does that mean?

mossy tapir
#

M1 isn't gone yet, neat

sinful wadi
#

Wait they're keeping the price for the old one lmaooo

elder rampart
#

ooooo next month