Apple Event — September 7

[acoustic magnet]

the accent is too thick

[pliant pike]

the 12 is still 800 here, no price drop

[strange steppe]

Xs max still kicking ass for me

[spare bough]

When 11 Pro came out, XS was discontinued

[modest elk]

idk if it's Russian enuf for me

[honest harbor]

wtf, this guy has barely an accent

[timid tartan]

It's my due diligence to make fun of my fellow latinamericans

[dry bone]

the most ever

[pliant pike]

I think he has a really strong accent

[strange steppe]

he has an accent, but his english is fine

[acoustic magnet]

i think he isn't doing too bad so far

[timid tartan]

He isn't

[pliant pike]

Yeah I can understand him fine

[acoustic magnet]

but yeah i can really hear brazil in his voice

[oblique whale]

Pro raw ass

[timid tartan]

But I shall still make fun

[spare bough]

check its launch msrp in your country

[modest elk]

I can understand him fine

[strange steppe]

defintely a native portuguese speaker

[little bough]

hes doing a good job

makes me entertained

[frozen hound]

you guys talking about the camera guy?

[slate hamlet]

not a very strong accent

[timid tartan]

He's doing great for English. No clue if that's actually how he speaks, but it's great

[little bough]

The woman showcasing airpods pro made me off ngl

[modest elk]

I have shit mic

Avi and Chimp can confirm

[acoustic magnet]

yeah this guy has a much nicer voice

[timid tartan]

Yes

[acoustic magnet]

accent or not

[pliant pike]

800

[acoustic magnet]

they legit picked the worst voice for airpods pro presentation

overly naseal

[spare bough]

then it might be your country

[pliant pike]

That's what I said

[frozen hound]

the woman in the red suit had each eye in a different state during the watch ultra

[dry bone]

the airpods woman was just uncomfortable to the ears

[pliant pike]

I said "in my area"

[little bough]

ye

[modest elk]

It's actually good ngl

[honest harbor]

can gamers get through one single keynote without objectifying the speakers

[acoustic magnet]

lol the apple website isn't update dfor iphone 14 yet

[grave palm]

Nope

[timid tartan]

WOMAN!!

[acoustic magnet]

still says new on iphone 13

[little bough]

huh

[oblique whale]

[spare bough]

yeah if you click to buy it it says it's updating the site

[honest harbor]

the International Women's Day one was the best, Apple subreddit had like 50 comments like "woman >:(" "guess apple woke now smh"

[oblique whale]

[timid tartan]

Awooooga

[oblique whale]

Booba and cocka cause equality matters

[pliant pike]

"iPhone is already the choice for video makers"

no it isn't

[timid tartan]

Well

[pliant pike]

pro cameras are

[timid tartan]

Sorta

[fast patio]

what

24 fps..

[oblique whale]

That lyrical lemonade guy uses them

[honest harbor]

shooting on iPhone is great if you're a casual YouTuber

[pliant pike]

That is cinematic standard

[fast patio]

what does it mean

[frozen hound]

its shit

[modest elk]

My god

[lofty crag]

MKBHD's new channel just uses the iPhone and it looks great

[oblique whale]

His music videos on the iPhone look great

[little bough]

1.1k usd is my guess

[modest elk]

what a typing experience

[timid tartan]

Dunno how an iPhone compares to a pro camera in price

[lofty crag]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[modest elk]

1.2k USD

[little bough]

and 949/999

[modest elk]

Best guess

[pliant pike]

Sony A7iii and the iPhone are similar price

Sony will be far better

[acoustic magnet]

i think a decent bit of "youtubers"/videast shoot stuff on iphone, sure not with the quality of a big camera but when in a pinch. I know one of the most popular youtuber in France as far as car content goes only uses his iphone. And no one has ever been let down by it

[grave palm]

Damn they really skipping the prices

[honest harbor]

Apple likes to make these slides where they throw like 50 "eco-friendly" things on the screen without giving time to actually read any of them

[grave palm]

U could pause

[pliant pike]

It's the best fps for cinema

[humble sparrow]

you have a pause button

[honest harbor]

holy shit recycled beryllium

[timid tartan]

I assume that also accounts for a working computer capable of editing the footage, a way to read directly off the storage of the camera and the software you may use?

[pliant pike]

60fps movies do not look good

[little bough]

^

[honest harbor]

If I pause I'll miss new shit

also, i don't care that much

[little bough]

This channel

[humble sparrow]

its a good thing they have commercials between commercials

[acoustic magnet]

recycled uranium in iphone when. I need me a depleted uranium frame for my phone

[modest elk]

What an event.

[grave palm]

If we had this woman for the airpods we would be chilling

[humble sparrow]

like right now is an ad for the iphone

[pliant pike]

Well they are targeting pros, a professional would not be buying a phone specifically for cinematography

[dry bone]

Oh god why would you use part of the camera as your main gateway for the UI

[timid tartan]

The last 60fps movie I saw was the Hobbit

[pliant pike]

But I get they need their marketing

[slate hamlet]

well they have to be mastered for 60hz but no one really has the experience to do that

[modest elk]

tops = trillion ops per second

[crude sequoia]

having a bigger notch for playing music is questionable

[humble sparrow]

but yeah, you can shoot a bunch of stuff on an iPhone if you wanted

[slate hamlet]

if you do it wrong, then it just looks like a soap opera

[humble sparrow]

You could do the same on any modern smartphone

[frozen hound]

i know , i hate it

[little bough]

my guess is like 949/999 and 1.2k prob

[dry bone]

How much was the regular 14 again?

[frozen hound]

i know some people somehow get motion sickness from high fps movies/shows but man they feel GOOD to watch

[little bough]

749

iirc

[modest elk]

Is it just me or I have a preference for iPhones

[dry bone]

Hmm

[little bough]

i forgot

[modest elk]

799 for 14

[humble sparrow]

But you gotta ask yourself why people don't do that and instead go with several thousand dollar camera bodies with more expensive lenses

(it's that last one)

[pliant pike]

I just don't understand why they're claiming a pro photographer will go out into the desert without their pro camera that they already have

[acoustic magnet]

i bet using the sattelite feature around area 51 would get you in prison asap

[humble sparrow]

Because it sounds cool to consumers.

[little bough]

emergency SoS is still fucking amazing ngl

[humble sparrow]

Pros know that it's just a phone (with quad bayer)

[grave palm]

They should have got top gear to do the crash test lol

[pliant pike]

I feel like a lot of the people buying the pro imagine "yeah I am going to climb mount everest with my iPhone 14 pro, I should buy it"

[little bough]

Shows a crash test with an iphone, Car gets totalled, phone is intact

[acoustic magnet]

hmm, same price

[timid tartan]

Apple should give me a lot of money

[little bough]

(they should ruin the phone)

[crude sequoia]

oh wow same price

[humble sparrow]

Yeah probably.

[little bough]

apple should give me tim cook

[dry bone]

999 and 1099

[modest elk]

I kind of want to buy an Android while wanting an iPhone

[frozen hound]

i think its more of
"just on the go camera for the normal guy"

[little bough]

My guessing is fine

[fast patio]

giant camera

[frozen hound]

its like if you are visiting a country or somewhere else

[little bough]

predictable pricing

[pliant pike]

Apple don't want you to think that

a lot of people buying the pro models think they will suddenly direct a movie because they bought it

[little bough]

nah that price reference made me cringe

[grave palm]

Back to ya boy

[timid tartan]

Apple don't want you to think

[modest elk]

That's how I treat phone cams usually

[pliant pike]

true

[modest elk]

If I wanted something in a pinch

[acoustic magnet]

think differently ecks dee

[spare bough]

iphone 12 and 13 cost the same now??

[modest elk]

I can have that

Typo error*

[humble sparrow]

phone cameras are better than pro cameras in one metric: You have your phone with you all the time.

[little bough]

yes lol

[dry bone]

5head pricing

[honest harbor]

okay I know i just said this, but Tim's pants are extremely cute

[modest elk]

this

[frozen hound]

is there a promax?

[frozen hound]

the battery dont die as fast too

[spare bough]

then 14 should cost the same as 13

[acoustic magnet]

yeah and they have a good out of the box colorimetry, focus, storage

[modest elk]

if I wanted something in a pinch, it's a phone cam that'll provide me that

[dry bone]

no mention of a pro max or "pro plus" yet

[spare bough]

Yes they have mentioned it

[modest elk]

Pro Max got mentioned

[pliant pike]

That's just wrong

[timid tartan]

Pro Plus Max Ultra

[grave palm]

Tim looking good in the shirt ngl

[modest elk]

just now

[dry bone]

Did they?

Ah, I'm lagging behind

[humble sparrow]

idk man my A6000 has better all of that

[pliant pike]

My pro camera lasts WAY longer than a phone

[modest elk]

Ultra Pro Plus Max ++

[honest harbor]

It goes 14, 14 Plus, 14 Pro... and then the big Pro still is the Pro Max

[acoustic magnet]

of course, but it's no thin thing

[timid tartan]

That's just plus 2 more times

[honest harbor]

I wasn't confused before but now I am

[little bough]

Ultra plus pro emergency sos + se + SX

[pliant pike]

the A6000 is actually really thin since it's mirrorless

[humble sparrow]

cuz most of the body is a bigass sensor

[modest elk]

Inb4 somebody actually tried Crash Detection

[acoustic magnet]

well, that was interesting

[timid tartan]

Lol

• ratio

[pliant pike]

but not as thin as a phone of course

[modest elk]

Okay thank god

I can sleep finally!

[honest harbor]

Thin phones aren't really that ergonomic

[acoustic magnet]

whistlin diesel breathing heavily

[humble sparrow]

the sensor on an A6000 is about half the size of the screen on an iPhone

[little bough]

Good day to you mr. cook

[honest harbor]

I'm glad, if nothing else, the mobile phone industry stopped trying to do "thinnest phone"

[slate hamlet]

ooh severance teaser

[grave palm]

Tf was that at the end

[pliant pike]

It's not that big

[dry bone]

what was that at the end

[pliant pike]

Remember it's only APS C haha

[fast patio]

scary

[frozen hound]

isnt that like 800$ msrp

[acoustic magnet]

cyberpunk /s

[slate hamlet]

severance teaser

[dry bone]

scary 😱

[modest elk]

Recapping

[pliant pike]

APS C is great though

[humble sparrow]

It's an older camera

[acoustic magnet]

no cap fr fr

[timid tartan]

@oblique whale just checking in. What do you think of companies removing the headphone jack?

[grave palm]

Oh kool

[modest elk]

It's in a Google Keep anyway

[oblique whale]

It’s based

[frozen hound]

thats like saying 1500$ display beats the iphone 14 pro max

[little bough]

tf

[timid tartan]

Unfortunate

[pliant pike]

you can get it for 300 now

[oblique whale]

[little bough]

i cannot accept

[timid tartan]

Anyways, seemed about bogstandard for an Apple event

Just less hype

[pliant pike]

My like 100 euro camera beats the iPhone 14 pro max

[modest elk]

Anyway

[timid tartan]

I'm out now

[oblique whale]

Needs usbc

[slate hamlet]

the watch ultra is cool, everything else is iterative

[little bough]

Cool thread

[modest elk]

Apple hopes you won't get to use Crash Detection

[frozen hound]

the OIS on phones is something else

[little bough]

iphone 14 is mid

[pliant pike]

If it failed they would probably be sued

[little bough]

get iphone 13 🙂 if you want iphone ofc

[frozen hound]

cant wait for smartphone reviewers to test it

[little bough]

get emergency SoS now

[modest elk]

this is why I prefer to use iPhones usually in video

[frozen hound]

the world is a better place without them

[modest elk]

OIS of iPhones are different

[spare bough]

I just realized the 12 and 13 do not cost the same

[modest elk]

I wanna try Androids tho

[frozen hound]

dont

[pliant pike]

Nearly ready

[spare bough]

The 12 costs 599, the 13 mini costs 599

[frozen hound]

the S22U is ass

[little bough]

this made me cringe

[modest elk]

But I own a Samsung

[spare bough]

The 13 still costs more than the 12

[frozen hound]

i returned it

[pliant pike]

Yes, because the S22U is the only android

[spare bough]

It's the 12 mini which makes the price "even"

[frozen hound]

its considered to the the highest end android

[spare bough]

it's the best one

[pliant pike]

It's very good

[frozen hound]

i returned it

[modest elk]

Regulatory authorities will have a fun time with this, if it failed

[pliant pike]

No point fanboying over phones

The company does not care about you

[frozen hound]

probably the worst phone i had

[modest elk]

I usually pick a phone that is best at my given price

[frozen hound]

battery life was 4-5 hours

[pliant pike]

Probably a defective model then

[modest elk]

Because there's no point at nitpicking every single thing at this point

[frozen hound]

no , everyone reports a terrible battery life for this fing phone

[pliant pike]

My Xiaomi redmi 10 lasts 2 days

[modest elk]

Where's your A70?

[pliant pike]

So you assume every android is like that?

[frozen hound]

iam speaking about high end ones

SD Gen 1 is just bad

11W on a phone SOC

[pliant pike]

It got run over by a JCB

anyway back to #main

[modest elk]

2 of my phones (including an iPhone) fell of my bike

Did nothing

[pliant pike]

Yeah that's what happened to mine

it fell off my bike and then got run over by a digger

[modest elk]

My man having a bad day

[pliant pike]

It was just after I bought a TV for my room

like seconds after

[modest elk]

About time you consider using a mount or a bag

[pliant pike]

It was in the bag

I forgot to close the bag

[modest elk]

[modest elk]

Mine fell off the bag

[pliant pike]

My wallet was also in it, luckily it did not fall out

[modest elk]

did you manage to recover any data from it?

[pliant pike]

all data

[modest elk]

Backups?

[pliant pike]

Emica helped me find it, I used google find my phone

[pliant pike]

Yeah it was saved to my google account

[modest elk]

wait, how did he manage to find them?

[pliant pike]

told me to use google find my phone

I had no idea where the phone was

[modest elk]

Ahh

[frozen hound]

i wouldnt trust any mount with my phone

i would usually get a bike computer or use a rugged old phone

[modest elk]

It can be just as bad too

Bike computer best ngl

especially that syncs with Strava and my smart watch

[pliant pike]

I would like to have a computer like that

I have a basic one

anyway to #main

[cerulean lion]

Was watch SE updated?

[humble sparrow]

Yep!

[cerulean lion]

Might consider it soon

I'm really happy I didn't wait for the event and went with 13

14 prices are mega fucked

[spare bough]

They are the same lol

14 costs the same as 13 did, they just dropped the 13 price

[cerulean lion]

13 launch was 929€, 14 launch is 1039€

[spare bough]

Oh, maybe your country

In Canada it's the same

Airpod pro 2nd gen replaces the 1st gen

[soft cliff]

black airpods? pog

[humble sparrow]

no

only white

but white icons on white background wouldn't be readable

[strange steppe]

I guess I'll just wait a few weeks and get a series 7 watch at a discount

[haughty onyx]

Meet the 14. Same as the 13. Literally. Guess it's a funnel to 14 Pro and Pro Max.

[haughty onyx]

Dynamic Island (lame name, but whatever) was the coolest looking thing for the Max line. Creative way to hide the pill.

[distant thicket]

from seeing the new iphone 14 line up of phones its not much better than my 13 pro which is nice since i only just got this phone

[cerulean lion]

More phones are going to have small yearly updates, it's unlikely we'll get big innovations anymore.

[past ore]

honestly its so wide they mightasswelll kept the nothc

you could have doen the same thing witht he iphone notch

[prime spire]

I got a referbished series 6 a couple of months ago for like 260$. Worth every penny.

800$ apple watch? Hell no.

[zinc jackal]

Does the new iphone have type c yet

[fast patio]

nope

[zinc jackal]

Fuck apple

[neon oak]

yo nova

it's been a while

[zinc jackal]

Aye

Sup