CTT Survival Server

[olive gulch]

@umbral urchin do u want to stay in my hotel

[umbral urchin]

no

[olive gulch]

why

it gives u buff

nvm bye

[olive gulch]

strength 2 on yo d

[proud hornet]

oh wow

I guess I'm a part of the hotel now

[languid badge]

hexal101

join

ed

[proud hornet]

at least until i finish eating

[deft peak]

oh nice i have 2000 ping

what good shaders for this verfsion

[clever talon]

idfk lmao

[eager minnow]

I hate any version above 1.19.0

[clever talon]

Ty

[hard plank]

Sildur

[eager minnow]

@umbral urchin how do i link

[umbral urchin]

it says

[eager minnow]

i've joined the server

discord server

[proud hornet]

join the minecraft server and you should get a code

[eager minnow]

ok got it

[proud hornet]

type /link (code) with that code you got from it

in the discord server

[hard plank]

Ur poor in reading zombs not expected

Can you teach me linux

[languid badge]

read the manual

[hard plank]

Ywa

Which is the best performing linux

[languid badge]

arch ofc

[eager minnow]

I did not join the server

[hard plank]

Well linux is not good for me cuz my sister also uses my pc sometimes

[hard plank]

It's Clearlinux dumbo

[languid badge]

my ass

[hard plank]

Myass is not a linux distro

[eager minnow]

I mean I joined the server

But I did not join the server when I asked the question

[hard plank]

Tf u mean

U mean u joined the thread now

[eager minnow]

I did not know how the /link thing works because

I did not join the server

[hard plank]

It's above

[eager minnow]

so i had some questions

[hard plank]

Bruh it's written above

[hard plank]

Are u drunk on new year night

..

Read that

[eager minnow]

Did not see the last line

[vague bone]

What mods is the server running

[eager minnow]

None

[vague bone]

Why fabric

[hard plank]

Wdym

Fabric is vanilla

[eager minnow]

no mods

[hard plank]

That's why

[eager minnow]

I joined with vanilla mc

[vague bone]

What server software is it using

[eager minnow]

idk

[languid badge]

suggest me a movie

[hard plank]

It's

That

That

[vague bone]

Why not paper????

[hard plank]

I forgot the name fock

[hard plank]

Farm issues

[eager minnow]

bukkit?

[hard plank]

Cuz it has some farm issues

Farm don't run

[vague bone]

Also I suggest geyser plugin

[hard plank]

@umbral urchin it's fabric right

[hard plank]

It has its private rn

Wait

I'm dumb

[vague bone]

What are requirements for joining

[hard plank]

Geyser is for bedrock

[hard plank]

Can u read above

[hard plank]

He3als add geyser for bedrock people

[proud hornet]

i keep hearing villager noises and theres no villagers around me am i going crazy

[vague bone]

I prefer java for java servers I'm just saying its a way to increase accessibility

[proud hornet]

@olive gulch a wandering trader is in your hotel

[umbral urchin]

nah i cba to deal with geyser

[umbral urchin]

i will probably switch to purpur soon, but rn it's on fabric with a bunch of non-gameplay changing mods

[vague bone]

Like what

[umbral urchin]

lithium, very many players, starlight

[vague bone]

I can run geyser standalone anyway

Even though I have java so I'll use that

I just wanna be silly and quirky!

[hollow void]

@olive gulch Can i help

I like to build hotel cock

[olive gulch]

bring him to le highest room

[olive gulch]

nah bro i can do it myself

[proud hornet]

he left

[olive gulch]

gud

because i was going to trap that fucker

he no give momey

[proud hornet]

penish hotle

[olive gulch]

yes man

it will grow green hair

soon

[languid badge]

man

what u doing

go sleep

[olive gulch]

@proud hornet @languid badge u both can stay in there if u want

[proud hornet]

what is wrong with his balls

[olive gulch]

i have 2 room rn

what does it say

right theee

[olive gulch]

you know

pimples

[olive gulch]

what does it say right there

on the sign

@proud hornet

who defok did it

[proud hornet]

"welcome to penis hotel"

i did it

[olive gulch]

good

gud

[proud hornet]

also added beds to the rooms

[olive gulch]

love it

GOOD

GOOD

u can stay there actually

btw make sure u put sign

on le wall

yk the counter one

put sign says its now booked or already check in

leave the highest room

for me

thx

its my temp base

[languid badge]

its 2023 for me guys

[worldly acorn]

w

[proud hornet]

im still in 2022

im in the past

[vague bone]

is farting allowed on the ctt smp

[proud hornet]

not when you do it when another player is standing next to you

if you're at least 5 blocks apart then its ok

[deft peak]

i think 1.8288 meters should suffice

(6 feet)

[vague bone]

are giant offensive structure allowed

i want to build what i love most

[proud hornet]

@olive gulch literally built a giant dirt penis at spawn

and he made it a hotel

so

[umbral urchin]

no

[cursive badger]

i mean a penis isn't offensive really

[vague bone]

gonna do it anyway

im gonna live inside of my favourite thing in life

[umbral urchin]

https://tenor.com/view/dont-do-not-do-not-cat-dangerous-individual-man-dancing-while-cat-threatens-your-family-gif-26522356

[olive gulch]

sure brother

i can just build one more room

[languid badge]

technically i am in the future

i am live in nepal

[olive gulch]

no im also in the future

[languid badge]

and currently its 2079 year

[olive gulch]

me 2 hours

[languid badge]

in 3 months it will be 2080

[languid badge]

💀

[olive gulch]

sory

ignlish

bed

i just woke up

[languid badge]

@olive gulch

[olive gulch]

what

[languid badge]

i take this room

ok

[olive gulch]

NO

DONT

[languid badge]

[olive gulch]

BRO I HAVE SCHOOL LATER

AND NEXT WEEK I HAVE EXAM

[languid badge]

go study

:D

[olive gulch]

DO NOT

MESS WITH MY HOTEL

[languid badge]

bro

i am taking that room

[olive gulch]

oh

[languid badge]

thats what a hotel is for

[olive gulch]

OH THAT

that is ur room

xd

[languid badge]

;-;

baka

[manic stirrup]

is the server up?

[languid badge]

yes

[manic stirrup]

@vernal trench

[vernal trench]

Hi

[hard plank]

Ofc

[hard plank]

Why u need to ping ur sister when u live in same house

[proud hornet]

i'm on the server rn if anyone wants to join

[midnight lion]

wish i could radio

[proud hornet]

me

are you still on?

[proud hornet]

minecfarft

[hard plank]

Wot

[proud hornet]

we play the game!

[hard plank]

I play with ur life

[proud hornet]

@umbral urchin

[umbral urchin]

cool

[olive gulch]

is my

penis hotel

co

cool

[worldly acorn]

i think it is

was on yesterday

[olive gulch]

WHAT

PLS DO NOT DESTROY

THE HOTEL

[worldly acorn]

what

[olive gulch]

@worldly acorn is it cool

[worldly acorn]

yes

[olive gulch]

pls leave

5 star

review

[worldly acorn]

ok

[olive gulch]

on one side of the wall

right side

thx

if u like

[worldly acorn]

will do ehen i can log on

[olive gulch]

okeh

thx

men

[proud hornet]

no one destroying it

@umbral urchin

every time we do a portal

your hotel is very useful

we spawn in the fucking ass

biome

that we spawn in air

above lava

floating 10 thousand blocks in the air too

yeah

[eager minnow]

I lost everything

lol

[proud hornet]

I will log on back again in less than half a hour probably

idk

[proud hornet]

L

[proud hornet]

okie

[eager minnow]

I'm joining again

nvm

[languid badge]

@everyone

someone wnna play

playing survival alone is boring

[proud hornet]

me

[languid badge]

bruh

[proud hornet]

what

[languid badge]

for soem reason

my lminercraft

stopped lauchigg

💀

[proud hornet]

lmao

so i open mc or i dont?

[languid badge]

after like 20 mins

i think i need to reinstall mc

and java

[proud hornet]

lol

just re install windows at that point

[hard plank]

💀

[languid badge]

i think its time to switch to arch linux now

[solemn zealot]

the launcher is bored of you

[languid badge]

prob

anyone wanna smp

[solemn zealot]

not your launcher

[languid badge]

??>>>

[eager minnow]

sure i guess

[languid badge]

too late 💀

it took you 8 hours

[eager minnow]

💀

[solemn zealot]

ping

[proud hornet]

what they doing here ❓ 🤔

[manic stirrup]

they here to eat you

[proud hornet]

did not succeed❗

[clever talon]

who spawned pillagers

smh

they are just sitting by a house

somewhere

lmao

[languid badge]

mojang is

very good at naming stuffs

villager > pillager 💀

[hard plank]

Kill them

I will also play in smp from today

Anyone wanna join me to stay with me?

[clever talon]

i have nothing

💀💀

[hard plank]

It takes 1 hour to get iron fr

[clever talon]

i joined for 30 seconds

Dw

[hard plank]

Lmao

Ur planning to play more?

[clever talon]

yes

‼️

[hard plank]

Oki

[clever talon]

Fabric server hosted in germany

im gonna be impossible to kill fr

delayed knockback

hehehe

[hollow void]

who up playin rn.....

[clever talon]

My mom

he is dying in the Russo-Nicaragua-Panama war

[frozen zinc]

.

ayyyyyyyyy

[languid badge]

@frozen zinc

you still in

?

[frozen zinc]

yea

holy

bsl looks better

wtf

@umbral urchin

im getting 86 ping

from india

[umbral urchin]

nice

[frozen zinc]

i found jungle temple

'

panda

[eager minnow]

What

I get like 500 ping

In the UK

[light atlas]

prank him john

[frozen zinc]

turtle

tf

[olive gulch]

MY DIRT COCK

HOTEL

[languid badge]

your mum's cock hotel

[worldly acorn]

i get 163 ping from us west

very consistent tho

[hard plank]

how does it look

in shaders?

[olive gulch]

BEAUTIFUL

[hard plank]

may i send again

with better shaders

[olive gulch]

YES

[hard plank]

give the sahders

and resource pack of ur chocie

@olive gulch

fast

[olive gulch]

OK

seus ptgi

[hard plank]

which one

[hard plank]

tell

[olive gulch]

hrr test

best shaders

[hard plank]

and resource pack

[olive gulch]

its free btw

uh resources pack

vanila

no need

[hard plank]

2.1 test

or

2

[hard plank]

tell

2.1 or 2

[olive gulch]

2.1

but bro idk if it will work

it wont work on amd gpu for some reason

and might crash ur game

[hard plank]

why blurry

[hard plank]

its working

but blurry

[olive gulch]

um

how many fps ur getting

because it has motionblur

[hard plank]

eh

60

im on highest settings of mc

[olive gulch]

idk bro does it look good

its ray traced

btw

[hard plank]

because of water 30 fps

[olive gulch]

SHESH MEN MY COCK LOOK HOT

btw when ur getting me 500 dolar men

[hard plank]

its so fucking bright

[hard plank]

i spent 300 today

[olive gulch]

its still under

testing yk

so bug may occur

[clever talon]

lol

[olive gulch]

but this shaders is

good

i like

[olive gulch]

u spent it on what

[hard plank]

imo

sildur is best for normal use

[olive gulch]

yea

i agree but this shaders is very heavy

[hard plank]

it looks better

[hard plank]

nah

its ok ok

i am using

32 render distancer

[olive gulch]

no bro switch to slidurs

see how many fps ur getting

[hard plank]

how is it now

[olive gulch]

i gets 300 with slidurs

[hard plank]

thats because water and render distance

[olive gulch]

100 witht this

[hard plank]

ur not on

highest settings then

[olive gulch]

um

i plays on 12 chunk distance

it just the same

its 100fps whenever what render distance i change to

just stable 100

even under woder

[olive gulch]

my hotel look

okeh eh

[hard plank]

why

[olive gulch]

just meh

[hard plank]

aetopia

[olive gulch]

no play

miencraft

he play halo all day

[hard plank]

bro im poor

[hard plank]

he is joining leaving

i am gonna play from my main account from tmrw

[olive gulch]

idk him lol

[olive gulch]

um ur giving me 500 next month?

its chinese new year so i can flex on my relatives then

[hard plank]

bsl also looks good

[hard plank]

lmao

tf

[olive gulch]

try

complementary

heavy shader

bro its my cock tower

my cock tower have its antenna that makes ur wifi faster!2!1!!1!1

[hard plank]

this?

[olive gulch]

yes

[hard plank]

complementary is the best

fr

for basic playing

[olive gulch]

never tried it before

[olive gulch]

fps

[hard plank]

same as

everyone

70-100

[olive gulch]

and also who is that outside my penis hotel

[olive gulch]

wow

didnt know that this thing is light

[hard plank]

where?

[olive gulch]

that plank house

[hard plank]

idk

[olive gulch]

eh ok

[hard plank]

now my daily shader is this

[olive gulch]

wow

playing with shaders

[hard plank]

ofc

[olive gulch]

lemme

[hard plank]

time to break ur hotel

[olive gulch]

give u a

very

[olive gulch]

NO

[hard plank]

kidding

[olive gulch]

DO NOT BREAK MY COCK HOTEL

I SPENT YEARS

[hard plank]

i made this counter

[olive gulch]

I MADE IT WHEN ITS 2022 PLS NO

[hard plank]

how is the counter

[olive gulch]

hmm

preti gud

[hard plank]

can i work in this hotel?

[olive gulch]

yes men

[hard plank]

or i go away

[olive gulch]

u can

live

[hard plank]

nah leave

[olive gulch]

in my hotel

[hard plank]

imma set up my base

somwhere very far

i found village anyway

[olive gulch]

why somewhere

far

its not fun bro

ur going to miss alot of thing at spawn

[hard plank]

it is

i will make 2 houses

1 main base

1 home

[olive gulch]

and live in my cock hotel

[hard plank]

@umbral urchin

[olive gulch]

thx

[hard plank]

going to end is banned?

[olive gulch]

idk but he said

[hard plank]

i will help u turn it into diamond cock

[olive gulch]

elytra is

[olive gulch]

bro there is anti xray

no diamond mining

[hard plank]

trident

[hard plank]

bruh legit mining is a thing are u dumb wtf

[olive gulch]

okeh

i will cum next to that guys poor house

no aski permission

[umbral urchin]

i didn't?

[umbral urchin]

no

[olive gulch]

i said u banned

[hard plank]

YAY

[olive gulch]

elytra

[olive gulch]

right

[umbral urchin]

no

[olive gulch]

ok

thx

no ban elytra

but can u make the

set home limit to like

[hard plank]

imma speedrun

thanks

[olive gulch]

5 o

[umbral urchin]

no

[olive gulch]

two?

[umbral urchin]

also plz type in full sentences, instead of having like 20 messages for one sentence

[umbral urchin]

no

[olive gulch]

ok im very sorry but why 1 homes only

[hard plank]

lmao

[olive gulch]

i will type in full sentences but pls add sethome limit

[hard plank]

going to install

windows 11

[olive gulch]

NOOOO

U CAN INSTALL MAC BRO

FAKE MAC

[hard plank]

nah

i have real mac

mac is boring

[olive gulch]

https://youtu.be/7mHA81Iz4HA

dis mac

https://youtu.be/ZiVGR4JLVa8

free dynamic island

[umbral urchin]

it's too easy otherwise

[hard plank]

what

is it like that we cant make more than 1 house?

[olive gulch]

no we

cant set more than one

./home

this thing

[hard plank]

bruh

[olive gulch]

very gay

[hard plank]

who cares

anyway

i will just speedrun elytra

[olive gulch]

xd

[hard plank]

respawn thing is for noobs

[olive gulch]

can u bring me back one

[proud hornet]

@umbral urchin i got robbed

[broken radish]

skill issue

wait stealing is illegal wtf

:C

[olive gulch]

bro

i forgor to say

living in a hotel

without ur stuff saved properly

u might get robbed

[eager minnow]

what stuff got robbed

[olive gulch]

it can be other customers

im very sorry

[eager minnow]

I built my own house

[proud hornet]

diamonds and more stuff

[eager minnow]

ok

it is not me

[olive gulch]

RIGHT NEXT TO MY COCK???

[eager minnow]

yes

[olive gulch]

how many do u have

[olive gulch]

bro it might ejaculate one day be careful

[proud hornet]

i gave radio 3 and i had 2 in my chest

[olive gulch]

or u forgor u used them

[eager minnow]

since, I don't have anything

[olive gulch]

or radio took them

[proud hornet]

also all the places where there arent items is bc the items got stolen

[olive gulch]

@proud hornet

[proud hornet]

yeah?

[olive gulch]

his diamond and some stuff

got stolen

[proud hornet]

no, i just connected to go to the nether 2 days ago

[proud hornet]

i have more than enough stuff now there's really no reason for me to steal anything

[olive gulch]

hmmm

[eager minnow]

someone is deffo sus

[olive gulch]

@languid badge @hard plank bro pls do not steal

[proud hornet]

my chests are also open for everyone to take stuff from

[olive gulch]

u guys r scaring my customer

[olive gulch]

bro ur flat what can i take

[proud hornet]

u need to pay the stolen items promaster, we are paying u to be in ur hotel and we get robbed

[languid badge]

?

wtf

[eager minnow]

he did not go on his main

[languid badge]

why ping ?

[eager minnow]

so he did not steal anything afaik

[olive gulch]

im very sorry

[proud hornet]

im reporting ur hotel

[olive gulch]

i will make sure to pay u guys

DO NOT

[proud hornet]

ur hotel is getting closed

[olive gulch]

PLS

I WILL PLAY

[languid badge]

@olive gulch

[proud hornet]

u have 2 hours

[olive gulch]

DO NOT CANCEL MY HOTEL

[languid badge]

why would i steal ur mum

[olive gulch]

bro i have exam its

2 am rn also

pls

[proud hornet]

no

[olive gulch]

just please

[proud hornet]

ur hotel is insecure

[olive gulch]

just after next week

[proud hornet]

no

[olive gulch]

OK I WILL GIVE U REFUND

[proud hornet]

when

[proud hornet]

take anything you need from my chests if there's anything there

[olive gulch]

U CAN QUIT MY HOTEL

U DIDNT PAY ME BRO

[proud hornet]

no, i will destroy ur hotel

[olive gulch]

NO DO NOT DESTROY

MY HOTEL

[proud hornet]

yes i did, i left 1 diamond in the registry chest

[proud hornet]

i always keep all the important stuff i don't want stolen in my inventory

[olive gulch]

TAKE IT

REFUND

[proud hornet]

the chest isnt there anymore

[languid badge]

НОЧНОЙ ДРАЙВ ФОНК МИКС

НОЧНОЙ ДРАЙВ ФОНК МИКС

НОЧНОЙ ДРАЙВ ФОНК МИКС

[olive gulch]

WHAT

[languid badge]

НОЧНОЙ ДРАЙВ ФОНК МИКС

[proud hornet]

wtf

[olive gulch]

ok i assume this is 100%

that new guy

[languid badge]

a good way to stop argues in the internet

[olive gulch]

who joined

[eager minnow]

tahts me

💀

[proud hornet]

ur hotel is getting destroyed

[olive gulch]

dis fucker

[olive gulch]

BRO JUST DONT

[languid badge]

bro @olive gulch

[olive gulch]

PLS

[eager minnow]

oh

[languid badge]

what color is your bugatti

[proud hornet]

Pink

[olive gulch]

I DONT EVEN HAVE HIS DIAMOND HOW DO I EVEN HAVE A

BUGATTI

[proud hornet]

wheres the kada guy

[olive gulch]

he logged off

[languid badge]

he is kalascity

[proud hornet]

i will kill him

[olive gulch]

what

[languid badge]

yes

[proud hornet]

Ctt smp drama

[languid badge]

kada is kalacity

[olive gulch]

oh

it actually is

[languid badge]

sedn

me some

top g songs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOTeBVtlnXU

💀

[proud hornet]

join

lets go mine

[olive gulch]

oh i knew it

100%

MERIZI

YES MERIZI MA FREN

[proud hornet]

im eating rn so im just logging in to take a look

[olive gulch]

@light atlas GIVE BACK DIAMOND

KEBAB

[proud hornet]

ok

[olive gulch]

[hard plank]

Hi

[covert condor]

@umbral urchin any chance you can put geyser in, not even floodgate, just geyser. I wanna play using my phone on the go during commutes and I can't use pojav

[hard plank]

Which one looks the best?

BSL Shader

Complementary Shaders

[eager minnow]

bsl

imo

[hard plank]

Seus PTGI 2.1

[eager minnow]

too clear

water

[hard plank]

Sildur Extreme

[eager minnow]

too bright

[hard plank]

bsl?

[eager minnow]

no\

[hard plank]

best?

[eager minnow]

sildur

[hard plank]

im asking

[eager minnow]

the best is bsl

[hard plank]

which one looks best

bsl right

yea cool

[golden wyvern]

Me.

[eager minnow]

self confidence

[hard plank]

ong win is here

[golden wyvern]

The true hero

[golden wyvern]

I'm coming for you george

[eager minnow]

I'm gonna move houses in a week

[golden wyvern]

To where

If you do that i can't find you which is not fair fight

[hard plank]

.

@remote garnet

[languid badge]

ok

[golden wyvern]

🧽

[olive gulch]

complementary

best

[lethal depot]

Complementary is the best one if you tweak it

[hard plank]

drop settings

[lethal depot]

Bsl is just blurry and performance hungry

[lethal depot]

Use google

[hard plank]

ok

[olive gulch]

no

[eager minnow]

for looks*

[olive gulch]

still no

[golden wyvern]

You know saying something is better than others is actually really offensive

Some people gonna cry under their blanket

[golden wyvern]

Radi0-0xlvl101ong

[proud hornet]

wrong

[golden wyvern]

Then what 0-0

[proud hornet]

📻 0️⃣

[broken radish]

radio1 when

[eager minnow]

radio100 when

radio0² when

[hard plank]

Hi

[worldly acorn]

radi0

[kind scarab]

Yo this a simple vanilla server?

[proud hornet]

yeah

[kind scarab]

What's da ip?

And version

[manic stirrup]

check pins

[kind scarab]

K did that but isn't 1.19.3 not on lunar lol

[proud hornet]

yeah you will need to use something else

[hollow void]

just use the minecraft launcher

[kind scarab]

I need FPS....

Lll

Lol

[hollow void]

not our issue

[kind scarab]

ok

[proud hornet]

Fabulously optimized is a good fabric modpack for vanilla

yummy fps

[kind scarab]

o k

I'm probs not gonna join bec no pvp like lifesteal type server bec I like murder

And exploitation of others....

[proud hornet]

Yeah it's just a chill mc vanilla server

At least for now

[kind scarab]

... o k

[hollow void]

Are you below 13

Hello

[kind scarab]

No

I'm 14

Check about me

[hollow void]

No

[kind scarab]

I'll be 15 in 2months

[hollow void]

You are below 13

sorry

[kind scarab]

Wat?

Uh ok um I'm 14 but ig adios

[hollow void]

Good lie

[kind scarab]

???

[hard plank]

lmao

hes 9

[hollow void]

Isnt this hone staff

[hard plank]

lmao

wot

[proud hornet]

they used to be staff like a year ago iirc

[olive gulch]

i was wondering

why is his name this familiar

[hard plank]

ONG

it dissappeared

minecraft looks good with shaders

[proud hornet]

what shaders?

[hard plank]

complementary

[proud hornet]

oh i have them

didn't recognize

[hard plank]

@kind scarab

[kind scarab]

Anyone free to get on the server?

[hard plank]

lmao

[midnight lion]

idk who made dat but u got mad opps on ur turf

[proud hornet]

they trespassing

[hard plank]

ong cooler on server

means fresh air on server

[proud hornet]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1011196827032375296/1061422917231067337/image.png?width=998&height=591

I'm an architect

[midnight lion]

he be an architect ‼️

[olive gulch]

he be an architect ‼️

[light atlas]

it looks like chinese eggman head

https://tenor.com/view/xue-hua-piao-piao-chinese-man-in-the-snow-egg-head-chinese-gif-17275648

[hollow void]

Wsg wanna play mc...

[languid badge]

couleur never plays

just mods 💀

[hard plank]

lmao

[olive gulch]

cock

[proud hornet]

what the hell am i supposed to do in this server how do you play survival someone help me

[hard plank]

sure

wanna be with?

[proud hornet]

me and zombies

found a village

[hard plank]

i found

[proud hornet]

500k blocks away

From spawn

[hard plank]

first

hahaha

[proud hornet]

i can log in now

[hard plank]

i found first village

[proud hornet]

i built a house

in spawn

[hard plank]

i want a partner to play with me

[proud hornet]

i built this thing and now i have no idea what to do

usually i just like to explore

[olive gulch]

bro

[proud hornet]

that's what i always do on my worlds

[olive gulch]

if im online it will be very

fun

im dora the explorer in Minecraft dont worry

[proud hornet]

lemme join

[hard plank]

im in

[olive gulch]

ur in what?

[proud hornet]

pussy

[olive gulch]

i can play after exam guys

sorry

is my cock hotel good

hope u guys liked it

[proud hornet]

bruh

my ping was 5 thousand

istg these pillagers got reach

yeah im not playing for now

[olive gulch]

bro

why there's

so many fucking

vindicator on the server

[proud hornet]

because the difficulty is hard

and we all suck

[eager minnow]

Difficulty normal is more playable

I keep running out of food and die

And skeletons do so much damage

they are so annoying

getting iron is the hardest thing ever

Without strip mining

[midnight lion]

u guys suck!!!!!!! (i have not played)

[proud hornet]

i lost like 5 hearts in one hit from a vindicator with full iron armour

[eager minnow]

they are so op

they should be nerfed

[olive gulch]

that is real

but eh

once u got netherite

full enchant

[eager minnow]

You can't go mining without 500 creepers blowing up behind you

or skeletons shooting

[olive gulch]

xrae

xddd

[eager minnow]

in a cave*

[olive gulch]

remove anti xray!1!!1!1!!

oh that is real btw

skeleton

pew pew

shield best fren

not today thank you

[eager minnow]

My house is 3000 blocks away now

me and @proud hornet found a village

[proud hornet]

good luck getting there

[olive gulch]

BRO U CAN JUST LIVE IN MY

PENIS HOTEL

WTF

ITS FREE XD

[olive gulch]

xrae

[eager minnow]

Anyone can use my old house now

[eager minnow]

Anti-xray plugin

[olive gulch]

bro im just going to leave my cock hotel there

and maybe live wiht u guys

and do the old strip mining thing xd

[eager minnow]

if you lag too hard while mining, you'll see random ores

I thought stone was diamond

[olive gulch]

yes

that is too

disturbing

and lags server so remove anti xray plugins!1!!1!1!1!!11

[proud hornet]

my hands are so cold i could barely react to that vindicator that killed me

i was about to hit him but it took my finger like half a second to move

[eager minnow]

Also we found so many shipwrecks and ocean monuments on the way

to find a village

[proud hornet]

3000?

Nah bruh

We like 5000 thousand

💀

[golden wyvern]

That's why you shouldn't do drugs

[lethal depot]

Go atleast 10k

Or youll get find very easily

[hard plank]

yea they suck i found netherite in 1 day

[olive gulch]

i built cock the first day

yall suck

[eager minnow]

when you take things too literally

[olive gulch]

bro imagine not having a big base or a big building at the first day

[golden wyvern]

Bing chilling

🍨

[languid badge]

66.59.208.2

guess what this is and i give you a cookie

[eager minnow]

your ip address

[languid badge]

close

[eager minnow]

your neighbor's ip address

[languid badge]

close

[eager minnow]

Your previous ip address

[languid badge]

..

close

its not related to me

[proud hornet]

server

[languid badge]

giv more info

for a cookie

[hard plank]

CTT Survival Server Ip

@languid badge

cookie

[languid badge]

good boi

here is your cookie 🍪

[golden wyvern]

Okay George

[eager minnow]

Okay kebab lover

[broken radish]

i love kebab

[golden wyvern]

I love kebab

[golden wyvern]

I'm not weird like you George

[eager minnow]

A Day In The Life Of A True Brexit Geezer

[golden wyvern]

Wtf is Brexit

But you are a geezer that's for sure

[eager minnow]

Britain exit

brexit is an abbreviation of two English words: 'Britain' and 'exit' and refers to the withdrawal process of the United Kingdom (UK) from the European Union (EU).

[golden wyvern]

So you are basically a noob?

[eager minnow]

Nah

But I'm not in my prime

[golden wyvern]

Oh ye

Prime George picking up girls

19 years of age

You are old

[languid badge]

https://tenor.com/view/kitty-cat-sandwich-cats-sandwich-gif-26112528

[eager minnow]

Little exquisite, innit?

[languid badge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rJvRPyeDs4

[golden wyvern]

Little exquisite indeed mate

Why did you switch back to bri ish mode tho

[eager minnow]

Because I'm absolute plonkers rn

[golden wyvern]

Speak English dammit

Wtf is plonkers

[eager minnow]

Foolish slang in british

[languid badge]

he is speaking the language of british gods

[golden wyvern]

Absolute wanker

[eager minnow]

That ain't British, that's bloody Australian

[golden wyvern]

Well i mean it's basically the same thing

[languid badge]

damn

he is using words like bloody

he is high rn

[golden wyvern]

One fights with kangaroo other one fights crime

Same thing

[eager minnow]

💀

[golden wyvern]

You bloody idiot

George come back to your senses

[eager minnow]

I live in a posh neighborhood, you don't

Jk

[golden wyvern]

I am literally your neighbor

Mr George is this you

https://youtu.be/0f6RIRTsJOU

[eager minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/turkey-turk-turkish-turkish-guy-turkish-car-gif-26466884

this you?

[golden wyvern]

No he is short

I am tall.

I am also not on steroids

I am also better looking

No cap

[proud hornet]

you are also not turkye

[eager minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/turkey-turkiye-kaan-ozdil-man-gif-19316364

This you @golden wyvern

[golden wyvern]

Dude who even is this guy

[languid badge]

i agree

[proud hornet]

could be any turkish guy

[golden wyvern]

I am Turkish mate

[golden wyvern]

That's the thing it would be a meme in Türkiye i would have know

@eager minnow i am gonna stab you 50 times

[eager minnow]

Shaders(not realistic) and faithful pack

The sunset is chef's kiss in this shader pack

water is also good