Salmonela is canon, change my mind

[lusty abyss]

Most birds (indvidual birds not bird species) have salmonela. One of them are chickens. Because of thiss reason you have to cook their meat before consumption. (Irl)

In minecraft you can get the poison effect, if you eat raw chicken meat.
So I conclude that salmonela is canon in the MC universe.

[storm dew]

You get hunger, not poison

[lusty abyss]

What

I am sure I got poison effcet and not hunger

[storm dew]

Nope

[lusty abyss]

Anyway, hunger or poison, salmonela remains still canon

[storm dew]

real

[lusty abyss]

I looked up the symptons of salmonella

1 of the symotons is diaharea, thiss could explain why specifcaly the hunger effect

[storm dew]

Yeah tha fits

[rustic vessel]

this suggests the player is capable of, um, relieving themselves. The lack of toilets in minecraft does not bode well for where this takes place

[meager trail]

poop is canon then

[ripe flare]

I don’t think salmonella it self is a real cannon thing in Minecraft but the poison you get from raw chicken is most definitely a reference to it

[rustic vessel]

my organs are not a cannon good sir they do not shoot cannonballs

[lusty abyss]

Yes

[lusty abyss]

Read the canon book "Rise of the Arch Illager", you will see that the world of minecraft is more "realistic"

[lusty abyss]

Bro, nobels pooped during the Baroque Age behind their curtains irl

[lusty abyss]

You acctualy get the hunger effect and not poison. And a symptomp of salmonela is diharrea, where you quickly lose "biological mass that you ate"