hello members, keep in mind that the theories channel is for serious and real theories (real) and we discourage joke theories from being posted and we will crack down on them.
#please avoid posting joke or nonsense theories if possible
inland jewel
fickle tartan
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cedar moss
Discord Server Dictatorship ๐
primal needle
Oop. Sorry that was me... But I do think Steve should be looked into about how hot he is... ๐
warped hinge
1984
tacit frigate
how are you going to do that?
delete them and warn for channel abuse if necessary
but hopefully it won't come to that
grand atlas
no
nimble spoke
Hello gamers
warped hinge
hi rand
woeful wraith
tbh, i think the #minecraft-headcanons should had been kept because of that
sometimes we just want to casually post, joke and write stuff without any follow up
and i think being in just one, isolated, post, like now makes this sort of thing more difficult
woeful wraith
and i think being in just one, isolated, post, like now makes this sort of thing...
because of all of that, i agree, this place should be the new loose headcanon, joke, fanon place
omg 
so herobrine is jeb's lost long cousin's roomate's second uncle's partner's daughter's friend's coworker's doctor's bartener's dentist's rival
Here is Joe and his sister Suzie
They are being forced to mine redstone to Terry, Barry and Perry, the illagers
Joe lost his parents during a raid, 20 years ago, and was forced to cared of his little sister. Life has been difficult for them, but thanks to the help of their community, they were able to go forward
unfortunetly, the illager raids in the continent has turned their village's lives for the worst, now forced to mine redstone, the siblings wish to return for a more simpler time, an happier one
inland jewel
joe in minecraft ๐ฑ ๐ฑ ๐ฑ ๐ฑ ๐ฑ ๐ฑ ๐ฑ
grand atlas
no way
desert sky
Joe? I've never heard about Joe 
grand atlas
Joe? I've never heard about Joe <:hottroll:847165705211084801>
itsjoeg
valid sierra
ayo it joe
anyways I have the best theory
herobrine wasn't notch's brother he was STEVE's twin brother because they have similar faces and wear the same clothes
herobrine's original name was Brian because it sounds like brine and has the same number of letters as steve
this is important for reasons I'll get back to you on
crystal rock
Thinking about it, I wouldn't mind adding Herobrine to my hcs/fanons
either as simple folklore stuff or an actual explanation for him
valid sierra
yeah that would be cool
when I try to make outlandish headcanons for the ancient history of the mc world he usually shows up somewhere
usually something along the lines of "the ancient builders created hero-brian to kill entity 303 but entity 303 pulled a palpatine and turned hero-brian to the dark side and he became herobrine and killed all the ancient builders"
crystal rock
here is MY theory on why ENDERMAN come from SHEEP. You see, endermen are from the game MINECRAFT and are an NPC. They can interact with blocks like grass. You know what ELSE is from MINECRAFT AND can interact with GRASS BLOCKS??!! SHEEP. THATS RIGHT. Sheep are the ANCESTORS of ENDERMEN as proved by their ability to change and move grass. There is NO EVIDENCE DISPROVING this theory. CHECKMATE, ANCIENT BUILDER THEORISTS.
primal needle
LOL
signal stream
Could you guys make a channel for joke theories? (Let the people have what they want but in a separate area)
woeful wraith
this is the joke channel
crystal rock
Yes
gleaming anchor
yes
terse marsh
theories real!!!
keen cargo
Serious theory eh
dense flicker
ratlobber is real and in minecraft
inland jewel
grand atlas
scotu
gritty carbon
its funny that erhmee made this post
nimble spoke
Jeser
bitter orbit
jeeser
grand atlas
I agree
wind halo
Yo mistah White, those griefers took our potions from our lab
grand atlas
Yo mistah White, those griefers took our *potions* from our lab
find them Jesse
and dont come back until you have retrieved the potions
inland jewel
inland jewel
i think that
wide field
lmao
upbeat dune
unfortunetly, the illager raids in the continent has turned their village's live...
Um actually villagers are all hermaphrodites so they wouldn't have genders ๐ค๐ค๐ค
crystal rock
Um actually villagers are all hermaphrodites so they wouldn't have genders ๐ค๐ค๏ฟฝ...
Umm they actually have genders, confirmed by Rise of the Arch Illager ๐ค
upbeat dune
Umm they actually have genders, confirmed by Rise of the Arch Illager ๐ค
I was actually about to look that up lmao
Cause I forgor about it
valid sierra
Umm they actually have genders, confirmed by Rise of the Arch Illager ๐ค
umm, actually, maybe villagers are physically hermaphrodites but identify as separate genders ๐ค
crystal rock
umm, actually, maybe villagers are physically hermaphrodites but identify as sep...
One of the villagers is described as a woman ๐ค ๐ค
A sand-skinned woman iirc ๐ค
warped hinge
they/them villagers
crystal rock
blue eyebrows and pronouns
woeful wraith
Um actually villagers are all hermaphrodites so they wouldn't have genders ๐ค๐ค๏ฟฝ...
pronouns isnt biological genders
Joe and Suzie are actually genderless but choose to go by he and she pronouns respectively
warped hinge
of course they have blue eyebrow and pronouns :/
valid sierra
pronouns isnt biological genders
Joe and Suzie are actually genderless but choos...
thats what im saying
upbeat dune
One of the villagers is described as a woman ๐ค ๐ค
Um actually that isn't necessarily because of any biological features ๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค
crystal rock
pronouns isnt biological genders
Joe and Suzie are actually genderless but choos...
Thing is that they weren't just described with pronouns
one of them is said to be a woman
crystal rock
Um actually that isn't necessarily because of any biological features ๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค
Fine, but genders still exist
upbeat dune
Yes
crystal rock
I'm GOING to use pronouns ๐ค
warped hinge
gender lore
woeful wraith
one of them is said to be a woman
just "sister", because Suzie goes by "she"
tacit frigate
alright this is way off topic now
tacit frigate
though scrolling up it seems like this entire chat is an off-topic haven
warped hinge
yea this belongs in #minecraft-theories-discussion tbh
crystal rock
(prnouns)
crystal rock
though scrolling up it seems like this entire chat is an off-topic haven
Using the anti-joke chat in order to post joke theories
fantastic
woeful wraith
headcanon channel is dead, so we use this one now
valid sierra
where's that gender deep dive I've been asking about? cows, chickens, bees, villagers? we need it!
warped hinge
crystal rock
where's that gender deep dive I've been asking about? cows, chickens, bees, vill...
Bees are trans
confirmed by Jappa
This is DEEP lore
warped hinge
how
woeful wraith
anyway, Joe and Suzie are my characters, so i can choose how it works
is just headcanon stuff, mostly joking stuff
no opinons allowed
valid sierra
this thread is just #minecraft-headcanons back from the dead isn't it
crystal rock
Warning: This chat contains an โ ๏ธ OPINION โ ๏ธ on the internet
read at your own risk
woeful wraith
crystal rock
woeful wraith
this thread is just <#971870523321626685> back from the dead isn't it
exactly
valid sierra
Warning: This chat contains an โ ๏ธ OPINION โ ๏ธ on the internet
Warning: This chat contains Minecraft theorizing that is less serious.
crystal rock
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valid sierra
politics in the #1021327481598378014 channel? You've officially taken it too far, buddy
crystal rock
Welcome, welcome to #1021327481598378014 , you have choosen or been choosen to relocate in one of our remaining channel centers
woeful wraith
โ ๏ธ Warning โ ๏ธ : this thread might include but not excluvsive to:
wars, beach dancing, jaywalking, shipping, Jeffries, politics, fanfiction, moon diving, blaze discussions, strider hate, phantom love, mending talk, johan sitcon, Tony and cat emojis
crystal rock
truly
upbeat dune
Phantom ๐คฎ ๐คฎ ๐คฎ ๐คฎ ๐คฎ
valid sierra
Wildfire ๐คฎ ๐คฎ ๐คฎ ๐คฎ ๐คฎ
wide field
โ ๏ธ Warning โ ๏ธ : this thread might include but not excluvsive to:
wars, beach dan...
that day the RGN people made a revolution and turned the #1021327481598378014 into #minecraft-headcanons as a way to protest against it being no more
crystal rock
Monster of the Ocean Depths ๐ ๐ ๐
wide field
#BringBackMinecraft-Headcanons
crystal rock
that day the RGN people made a revolution and turned the <#1021327481598378014> ...
wide field
valid sierra
if retro comes back, do we get out the guillotines?
woeful wraith
as i said, wars might be included here
crystal rock
No more blue eyerbows and pronouns ๐
wide field
valid sierra
christian minecraft server
upbeat dune
New headcanon: gender is a purely cultural thing in mc and varies from place to place
valid sierra
gameplay feature
crystal rock
Book feature
tacit frigate
that day the RGN people made a revolution and turned the <#1021327481598378014> ...
just make a post in #1019925609960439819 with the headcanon tag
what erhmee is mostly referring to are things that are completely off topic
you can post things that are humorous
crystal rock
Can we have a joke tag