general-discussion

[nimble charm]

That is closer to what I expect as well.

[wooden grove]

and who's the surprise guest?

[modern hedge]

they're under creative direction from some london creative, one of skeptas associates who helped kickstart Mains

[steel pelican]

more unique clothing assets, fewer recolors ✊

[nimble charm]

Some guy on youtube who posted a video in Skate 2 back in 2012 & it got like 20k views.

Hype

[steel pelican]

why have we become special characters

⛑️

[nimble charm]

My name got banned so I defaulted back to my old steam name.

[tame breach]

its really dumb that your name in particular got banned

[wispy forge]

I agree, and I wish they would prioritize more realistic when it comes to unique meshes

[wooden grove]

ampersand goes hard

[nimble charm]

Yep. Especially when there's an NPC that will literally call you that in the game.

[wooden grove]

@wooden grove

hah, so sick

[nimble charm]

"That's a no no word, 3 day ban, change your name."

Random skate. NPC at the top of their lungs: _____!

[tame breach]

its the curse of being regular

and i dont mean bowel movements lol

[nimble charm]

But I skate goofy. :(

[tame breach]

dang .. i forgot that

i am also goofy

[wooden grove]

y'all skate goofy? im a regular bloke

[cold junco]

Is anyone playing this anymore? Lol

[nimble charm]

Stack you need to take the ≡ unicode symbol.

[nimble charm]

No.

[wooden grove]

we all left to play bmx streets

[ebon bison]

Yeah another week with the same challenges that have been reset

[tame breach]

got my stack on

[nimble charm]

Oh hey, the old demon bundle is back, someone wanted the Gucci boots.

[tame breach]

dang i missed reset lol

[wispy forge]

I remember a lot of people wanted that demon bundle to come back. Unfortunately I think a lot of them have stopped playing the game tho

[placid anchor]

can we just stick to changing colours (e.g. the backwards cap) and not ruin with a __ sticker pleasee🙏

[nimble charm]

@clear furnace The boots you wanted are in the shop. With a "discount" down to $20.

[wooden grove]

hah

im a little face

⍤

[nimble charm]

:o

[placid anchor]

cute

:o

[tame breach]

😮 in unicode lol

totd impossible

figures

[wooden grove]

oh yeah

now this is nice

[cold junco]

I’m personally waiting for streetdog bmx for the Xbox. Skate is cooked officially

[tame breach]

also my tasks are partially completed again and i did it while online during the reset

this is new

[shut willow]

Are the items available separately as well?

Have they been available separately within the past 30 days?

[nimble charm]

Well, actually, idk. Anyone else who didn't buy the bundle, can you buy any of the pieces individually?

[nimble charm]

That, definitely no.

[placid anchor]

can we remove that sticker/make toggleable on the backwards red/black cap please

[ebon bison]

You can't

[wooden grove]

they said that's what the "sale" number is for

but the bundle isn't a deal if you can't buy the parts of the bundle separately

[nimble charm]

Tbh, I have no idea what I paid for the bundle originally.

[shut willow]

Technically still a requirement to advertise a discount but I guess they're not the only ones that don't care 😔

[nimble charm]

But I don't think it was 30±

[placid anchor]

na it was very likely same price

[shut willow]

That's nice
Regulations still exist lol

[pallid drift]

Doesn't seem like Hedgemont Community Park is counting for the Pop-Off 3 challenge requiring a 180 Rocket Air in any spring pop-off park

[iron mica]

Are we breaking laws again?

[fast fiber]

-# deep sigh

[tame breach]

anyone here wanna help me get 3 goals in skatanic panic OTL ?

🥺

[little thorn]

ok the event backward cap is pretty clean ngl

[faint helm]

Why are bump outs out of nose/tail slides locked to a single direction? It forces you back into the stance you were in before the slide.

[clear furnace]

thank you for being the only one to tag me lmfaoo

[nimble charm]

Lmao, no worries. Wish I could say you could grab them for cheaper.

[dawn ruin]

That demon bundle hasn’t been out since before the game launched for everyone

[little thorn]

they're giving us way more of the event currency than needed to buy everything

[modern radish]

why is this a complaint

[nimble charm]

Oh, scummy, so you think this is technically their "first sale" & then we'll see them at a higher price?

[hoary glen]

I hope we get more balloons 🎈 in season 3. And I still really want those fire rings in my inventory for sure 😭

[clear furnace]

it came out once after the game drop but it was like 2575 i think & i didn't play for that whole week i just wanted the pants & boots lol

[zinc echo]

I think people think mentioning it will get them more stuff to spend the currency on over the currency being taken away lol

[tiny prism]

So far mentioning extra anything has just gotten it taken away

[nimble charm]

Ahh, I don't remember either way. I use the boots & pants constantly too.

[modern radish]

i got a lot of extra debt, i sure hope no one takes it

[little thorn]

my bad, im saying id rather just have more cosmetics to buy instead of unused currency

[dawn ruin]

The white version of the demon bundle came out but not this original one.

[nimble charm]

Fully. Everyone agrees. Bummer seeing items for SVB that look cut from the event currency shop.

[tiny prism]

If the tix auto buys stuff I do not want at the end of the season , does the event currency buy things I don't want when it ends as well?

If they're Goin all in on giving players whay they don't want they need to go all in

[modern radish]

its gonna do the opposite of what u want

[hoary glen]

@dull pilot for the pop event will we be getting the opportunity to buy fire rings. Like how we were able to buy the balloon tree from the winter rollstice??

[frosty sonnet]

Quick question, the roadmap says that spots from the old games will come back. Will they be free, paid, or will it be lies again by pretending they're free before putting a price tag on them later?

[nimble charm]

That's just something they "may do eventually maybe" - we know nothing because there's nothing to know. Sadly.

[placid anchor]

im locked out of completely pop-off tasks 3/3 , all the challenges on the map are complete and its stuck at 0/12

if someone complets, could u tell us if u get a bonus item?

[tiny prism]

We don't know anything about that other than what you see in the roadmap, consider that true for basically anything not in the first category

[little thorn]

on the bright side though, the goose hat, All Geese board and the Cobra Chickens board are best things to get imo. Cobra Chickens is cool because there aren't that many yellow boards

[tawdry sedge]

Can anyone help me with the new riddle please?

[placid anchor]

prob superdude

[frosty sonnet]

You're right, for now we just shouldn't trust anything they say anymore

[placid anchor]

yeah its superdude

[pallid drift]

Hey why’s the Pop-Off ultimate reward vest have a pooping dog on it?

[placid anchor]

is that the bonus item u get for finishing all tasks?

could u show in screenshots 🥺

thank youu, yeah nvm these tassks can stay bugged lol

[frosty sonnet]

I must sat that's an insane pfp

[pallid drift]

I'm not trying to be overtly glib, but it is a literal dogsh*t vest

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[placid anchor]

yea i was ready to crashout cause my challenge goals tasks is 0/12... when ive already completed every challenge on the map

[nimble charm]

If the direction of the game wasn't catastrophic failure after catastrophic failure, this would be a funny item. But unfortunately, it's just too on the nose.

[placid anchor]

but if thats the reward, they can keep it

what title was it for 3/3 tasks

[fast fiber]

Hope The Weekly Grind touches base on community feedback and says more than just a more news coming type of thing

[pulsar sonnet]

Anything good in the store lads?

[placid anchor]

it better not be "inferno" or something

[pallid drift]

It's funny like "haha" but also "oh god why"

[nimble charm]

It'll be the outfit winners & some "we know it's broken" glitch notes prolly.

[little thorn]

goose backwards cap, Warning geese board and Cobra Chickens board imo

[placid anchor]

yeah that backwards cap would've been wearable if it didnt have the sticker

[chilly shale]

we hear you but don’t care lololol flies away

[placid anchor]

do they realise u might rep things by wearing it, im not repping THAT

[pallid drift]

as a clown, I honk enough to make an excuse to wear the goose hat.

[scenic gull]

What does if look like?

[latent orchid]

People don’t read. This is what lead to everyone wrongly assuming created parks, skate, and god knows what else would be in season 3.

[placid anchor]

thats a weird lookin goose

[nimble charm]

"Season 3 & beyond" was badly presented, I'll give people that. But yeah, this is... pretty clear.

[placid anchor]

#skate-screenshots message

[kindred lotus]

what is this "Neither bird, nor plane, nor firework in sky. Both hands on the board, you fly high"?

[nimble charm]

Surprdude

[scenic gull]

Ty

[radiant grotto]

Best place for the 50m grind at one of the parks?

[kindred lotus]

Thanks. Thought it was coffin air first

[nimble charm]

No problem. & Make sure your tasks are counting before you do challenges. Mine just glitched like @placid anchor lmao

[frosty sonnet]

Oh also
That Speedline challenge
It's just a reused challenge with a timer slapped on it?

[placid anchor]

yeah and that task bug is pure luck

[nimble charm]

Sounds that way.

[placid anchor]

dont even have the energy to complain atp

[little thorn]

#skate-screenshots made the hedgemont grind challenge a little more enjoyable

[steel pelican]

Manual the church roof! ⚡ (0/1)

[pallid drift]

the (literally) crappy vest is better than the Bloody Drongos one (whatever the hell that is), so it has that going for it i guess

[tame breach]

goose poop popper .. what a glorious title

[brazen sage]

https://tenor.com/view/goose-geese-goosey-canada-goose-gif-25374618

[placid anchor]

when u get up there, set a marker🫡

[frosty sonnet]

Is that a title in the game?

[pallid drift]

"Bloody Drongos" sounds like a Midwest American mom's idea of what an Aussie skate gang would call themselves

[tame breach]

wk3 pop-off completion

[frosty sonnet]

Woah... all for the ✨skate culture✨
Hope the title for getting all the SVB items is "San Vansterdam's Poopiest Pigeon"

[tame breach]

@placid anchor what u doin? i need 3 goals in OTL 🥺

[little thorn]

the vests would def be much cooler if you could customize the shirt under it

[solid hamlet]

It's no "willy worshipper", but it's certainly something.

[tame breach]

i didnt know you could pop goose poop

[solid hamlet]

Life...finds a way.

[frosty sonnet]

pop goes the weasel seagull

[steel pelican]

only gonna happen once there's an elevator 😏

[placid anchor]

roll launch😏😈

[placid anchor]

inv !!

[solid flower]

knob enthusiast comes to mind..

[tame breach]

got any help with you? lol .. i';m all alone

[placid anchor]

hmmm i do see some ppl online xd

[lyric sable]

Before I waste my time playing the game just to be sure…we’re not keeping our Tix right?

[placid anchor]

i got an idea

ima raid this other party and we force them into otl

😈

[tame breach]

i was considering an abduction into OTL party

[dusty vessel]

Is there any prize for completing all 3 weeks of Spring Pop Off?

[tame breach]

needs to be skatanic btw

[tame breach]

says party full

[tame breach]

nope i get infinite load on you again lol

[placid anchor]

why always on me

[tame breach]

its weird... also i cant join that party says crossplay off or party full

[nimble charm]

Man. I like the vests. I just wish they fit less weird. (& allowed us to change the undershirts.)

[copper ivy]

Can we embrace skate culture and just break into grom without paying and go skate it?

[latent orchid]

Are there any Vans in the shop? I don’t have enough.

[nimble charm]

People will certainly try. But it'll probably be instanced.

[nimble charm]

Red gumsoles.

[latent orchid]

Sorry, bad joke. I haven’t looked at the shop but I’m pretty sure they legally have to have them in the shop every day. God this game needs more shoe brands.

[nimble charm]

Crazy we only have two.

But I know there are people who aggressively collect the Vans, so, answered in earnest.

[placid anchor]

that is rather earnest

@tame breach ty for being patient lol

[tame breach]

i am just here atp

[molten socket]

Gotta pay 500 rip chips to grind further

[icy hare]

That's all we getting for pop off challenge hey? I just bought everything in the shop and don't care to do the rest of the challenges

[placid anchor]

@tame breach xDDD

[tame breach]

just hangin here

[placid anchor]

yea i need to work on that

doesnt help i broke my LB button 😭😭

[brazen sage]

who

[rigid cipher]

Constructive feedback/constructive criticism is welcome and encouraged.

Insults, rage-bait, trolling, non-constructive comments will be moderated.
This will include, but not be limited to:

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This isn't something we want to happen to anyone, and discussion of moderation in-channel will result in a 3 day timeout.

[tame breach]

have you tried what it says here?
#general-discussion message

[brazen sage]

that solution works every time ^

[placid anchor]

sorry for ending early

[tame breach]

all good i just needed 3

i completed the OTLs now.. got my TV 💪

ty once again 🙂

[placid anchor]

kinda mad that my tasks are bugged though... not that i care for the item, but as a collector

pop-off tasks 3/3 is bugged for challenges, says 0/12 but ive already completed all of them

[tame breach]

that sucks, mine have been behaving strangely good lately even when i do stuff during the reset its counting

[placid anchor]

yeah and it ends when the event ends so its not possible to finish it at all... whats gonna happen to those people also bugged?

[onyx condor]

Had the same yesterday. Had some quest 16/10 and it was 0/10 today. Today it seemed to be fixed for me though

[torpid smelt]

Speaking of collecting im actually surprisingly bummed there won't be the collectable thing they were gonna do for s3

[cinder field]

Lol. Spring pop completion reward is so dissapointing.

[tame breach]

another drongo vest

except dog pooping on skateboard

[placid anchor]

yeah not that it'll ever be worn .. just the collector mindset

[wooden grove]

For example, Open World Collection was on the last roadmap. We’ve taken it off for now so we can focus on more social features – specifically Meetups and Turn-Based Competitive Modes – which we know are high on your wishlist.

[placid anchor]

👋 devs can i get a reset on my pop-off challenges please, my tasks are working atm

[cosmic oar]

can they just hurry up and release things faster 😠

[craggy gate]

Hurry up!

[brazen sage]

https://tenor.com/view/looking-adorable-western-hognose-snake-pikaole-baby-snake-gif-12205665164610235924

[cold trench]

Any one having problem with game popping off every few minutes. I'm on PS5 and it never happens to me and it's happened 5× in a row already. Is it the event up date maybe it's really weird. It's my first time here by the way. Any help would be much appreciated. Thank you

[tiny prism]

Tf are "meetups" in this context
I don't remember any talk about this as a game feature/mode

[torpid smelt]

Yep it doesn't need to be a priority for sure, hopefully it comes after full release

[placid anchor]

they defining something thats already i nthe game lmao

[shut willow]

I think highest up on my wishlist is being able to trust communications again 😬

[tiny prism]

There is no meet up function in the game tho

[brazen sage]

might just be a way to get a bunch of people on the same server without needing to have like a seed person for everyone to join on

[placid anchor]

hmmm maybe servers are named/ ability to join specific servers

[tiny prism]

I want vastly more clarity I'm really tired of the vagueposting

[placid anchor]

yea they be writing in riddles

[torpid smelt]

I imagine meetups being a random area of the map that you can matchmake to hang out in with more players than would usually be at one spot. It could be fun for collaborative building or conga line challenges. And no it's not in the game yet it is in the roadmap, technically you can naturally do a "meetup" tho lol Edit I'm at work sorry if that first bit is written weird

[brazen sage]

yeah, even if it changes it'd be nice to know wtf they're talking about at any point

[tiny prism]

It's been vagueposting since early alphas

I want something else for dinner

[placid anchor]

surely its worded in a way so they can justify (lack of) certain things

[tiny prism]

That's how a lot of it has been worded

So far

[placid anchor]

mhmm

[tiny prism]

(and beyond!)
Nice little out

[placid anchor]

on the radar...

[shut willow]

And that's really confidence inspiring isn't it 😂

[placid anchor]

yeaa... now even a smallest bit of content might feel amazing when u expect nothing 🙃

[tame breach]

its meaningless and vague so its hard to pin them down.. like someone writing about something they themselves dont really know about

[craggy gate]

Skate is currently 2472 on top sellers on steamdb which is calculated on the revenue the game brings in. Of course that doesn't account for Xbox or playstation but it could be impacting decisions on how much work to invest into building on the game

[little thorn]

most of the revenue is probably from the first few weeks after launch

[placid anchor]

top seller mayb cause its free ? lol

[brazen sage]

of course revenue is going to affect output, referencing steamDB on anything makes it hard to take you seriously though lmao

[tiny prism]

Just as accurate a thing to go off of as player counts
In that it's not worth going off at all lmao

[wooden grove]

not what top seller means

[candid grotto]

I would not trust one bit what "steamdb" is saying in terms of profit made from the game lmao

[placid anchor]

aint no way steamdb knows or has access to transaction history done on ea end

[wooden grove]

EA is making enough money to sustain skate guys lmao

[placid anchor]

top seller prob means how many ppl added skate to library,

[cinder field]

Steam doesn’t know how many svb packs and stuff EA sella through their website.

[cosmic oar]

where do i go to get 50m grind + 360 spin

[craggy gate]

I imagine steam takes a cut though so it's probably calculated off that. It's the best data we have though

[shut willow]

They need to finance being bought with a 30 billion loan so are you sure XD

[brazen sage]

and then some. skate has plenty of whales rolling around daily

[placid anchor]

😭😭

[tiny prism]

Worthless data in the void it exists in

[kind turtle]

No how steam top seller works is by revenue not by downloads/copies sold. It’s why the steam deck is so high up all the time.

[tiny prism]

You can't extrapolate something like that

[brazen sage]

they do, but steamdb isn't affiliated with steam and doesn't have access to revenue figures

[nimble charm]

Gotta be more than just me dipping off that train tho.

[tiny prism]

Especially when console is absolutely bigger for skate than pc ever was going to be lol

[brazen sage]

i'm wearing only free gear until they fix their ish and start communicating properly

[shut willow]

But I imagine it's also getting less on those platforms

I surely am still rubbed the wrong way from the past announcements

[nimble charm]

Yeah, I haven't put a cent into the game since the Tix change.

[tiny prism]

I imagine 5000 dollars is being put into my bank account rn
I can imagine a lot of things

[cinder field]

I haven’t put à cent in the game since september.

[shut willow]

And while they've only been hearing us (as annoying background noise one might assume) I have listened to them, and since I value my time I haven't played since the tix announcement

[craggy gate]

I'd be interested to know how accurate it actually is

[tiny prism]

I can imagine not being lied to by whoever decided to paywall from

[nimble charm]

Has Jeff popped in about the weekly grind yet?

[slow creek]

same

[nimble charm]

You ever sleep, bud?

[cinder field]

It’s not at all. You can spend a lot of money on skate outside of steam.

[little thorn]

go to the hillbomb street next to the news building, in front of the gullcrest park. you can do a 360 onto the curb and grind down the hill

[shut willow]

So you'd assume the recent two controversies didn't do anything to console player numbers?

[tiny prism]

Not what I said, you're assuming my assumptions though

[slow creek]

eventually 💀 took the morning off work to accommodate myself and ended up gettjng 4-5 hrs thankfully

[brazen sage]

it's not just that, rolling around in your preem gear is what helps create the fomo for others. i got some more svb like 2 weeks before EA started crapping the bed and they're going to rot too

[tiny prism]

What is bro on about we're goofin off

[shut willow]

You did outright ridicule the suggestion console has also declined by your reply to me. Have a good evening though

[tiny prism]

Yeah fair enough, was just goofin around, apologies if I offended, not my intention

[craggy gate]

I'm talking about the accuracy for steam in particular rather than revenue across platforms

[kind turtle]

Also steam top seller lists thousands of games/content so you can actually see where it’s listed on Steam itself.

[nimble charm]

I was referring to the old adage about assumptions that old people say.

[cinder field]

Yeah sorry but If I like something I got a while ago, I’m going to use it. I got it for a reason.

I’m also still spending the svb I already got if I like something.

[brazen sage]

you do you pookie

i'm just saying what i'm doing

[shut willow]

That's 35 hours wasted per week! Don't be weak, don't sleep 😆

[steel pelican]

Goose poop

[nimble charm]

Loose goop

[cinder field]

But I’m not playing a lot atm anyway. The tasks and challenges are actively ruining the game right now because of the auto buy debacle.

I’m done with spring pop.

Its ruined.

[shut willow]

Mostly confused me 😭 and how could I be offended regarding you instantly owned it, rare quality these days so my apologies as well for being so thin skinned lol

[brazen sage]

moose loop

[raven imp]

loose screw

[tiny prism]

Yer gud ♥️
Admitting when you've messed up is a thing I value a lot
Really gonna shape my perception of the game going forward

[shut willow]

Today I learned pigeons feed their kids with milk they produce in their crop 😭

[little thorn]

Just a heads up for those that buy SV Bucks; buying SV Bucks on a browser gives you 10% a web bonus.

[craggy gate]

I'm mainly hoping we get the cool hill bomb San Fransisco area releasing this year. That would properly get me into the game if it's not paywalled

[tiny prism]

Not buying sv bucks means you get to keep that real money tho
And that's super nice

[cinder field]

I know you were. And I’m telling you it’s not accurete. Because even if you play through steam, you can buy stuff outside of steam.

[nimble charm]

Actually I just spend it on other dumb things. \o/
Like trading cards, yippie.

[shut willow]

Lies XD it's all gone for rent, groceries and stuff 😭

[bronze sequoia]

Has the weekly grind dropped yet?

[nimble charm]

Less yippie.

[tiny prism]

You can resell those tho

[calm frost]

https://tenor.com/view/paulie-gaulti-sopranos-paulie-walnuts-paulie-gualtieri-whattaya-hear-whattaya-say-gif-18828349

[tiny prism]

Idk man did you check #1391171020521607280

[olive torrent]

can you check it for me

[nimble charm]

Not if I hoard them forever. My Masterpiece Sol Ring is staying with me forever.

[shut willow]

I need to find the tops basketball cards I bought as a kid cause I remember having Kobe's rookie card

[craggy gate]

Ok I see what you mean now

[shut willow]

That surely will be worth a few pennies by now

[cinder field]

We hear you! You wants weekly grind. So that will be unlockable later for only 500 rip chips.

[little thorn]

thats true. it's your money at the end the day, spend it on what you want🤷‍♂️

[brazen sage]

https://tenor.com/view/di-goose-honk-honk-angry-honk-honk-gif-17648939470482040238

[tiny prism]

True

[olive torrent]

all i needed to see is "it's your money" and the jg wentworth jingle is in my head

[brazen sage]

use it when you need it!

[olive torrent]

6+1 lmao

[formal lintel]

I cant react anymore...ok

[calm frost]

https://tenor.com/view/palpatine-good-gewd-star-wars-episode-3-gif-15386400457909814305

[brazen sage]

@nimble charm it's 867-CASH-NOW, you f'd up the reacts 😭

[shut willow]

Why you posting pope Benedict XD

[nimble charm]

It's 877

[brazen sage]

ofuhhhh it IS 877

[nimble charm]

Hence 876+1

[brazen sage]

🤯

[nimble charm]

6 + 1 = 7

🙂‍↕️

[brazen sage]

genis

[olive torrent]

i have a structured settlement and i need cash now

[slow creek]

it's 877 cash now, you're thinkin Jenny

[calm frost]

heh heh

[little thorn]

lmao its MY money and i need it NOw , nah fr tho i know i didn't work a 12 hour shift just for someone else to tell me what to spend my money on😂

[shut willow]

Are you sure this still is true these days?

[brazen sage]

haha yeah you right, i knew 867 came from somewhere i just couldn't place it

[shut willow]

Might as well be 8 or 5 or whatever with the state of things XD

[olive torrent]

all i see is 6 7

[cinder field]

https://tenor.com/view/say-what-huh-hmm-come-again-excuse-me-gif-2354434962521938995

[nimble charm]

-# All these woke liberals changing numbers.

[calm frost]

im back from my week in the clink, feeling r3h4bilitated ong

[shut willow]

Yes they're the ones doing that rn 😭 /s

[cinder field]

https://tenor.com/view/welcome-back-to-the-game-front-man-squid-game-glad-you're-back-in-the-game-netflix-gif-1666426570346567163

[tiny prism]

Very skateboarding convo in the skateboarding server
Totally won't devolve, nop

[brazen sage]

https://tenor.com/view/goose-game-untitled-goose-game-goose-game-ducks-gif-2901559305573871525

[nimble charm]

Memeing about numbers should be safe. I hope.

[brazen sage]

gøs

güs

[nimble charm]

Breaking Bad would have been so cool with a goose.

[slow creek]

those woke liberals and their
[checks notes]
well-established and sensible number system that has been used reliably for thousands of years

[calm frost]

https://tenor.com/view/bird-vulture-gif-8910827

i be feelin more vulture than goose ong

[tame breach]

strange looking goose

[nimble charm]

He's going through a phase.

[brazen sage]

https://tenor.com/view/breakingbad-gif-8919259954689571234

[calm frost]

edgy goose

[brazen sage]

dangerchicken*

[tame breach]

wait.. thats prob illegal

[slow creek]

no no, vultures show up AFTER the murder

[nimble charm]

Following behind in an orderly queue.

[olive torrent]

what are vultures doing hanging out with crows

[slow creek]

intercultural friendship

[calm frost]

it’s so fun in here!

[brazen sage]

i've been had for calling the drivers in san van that word because they don't stop when you're under their wheels

[slow creek]

lmao

[tame breach]

yep i sanitised just in case

ya never know

[olive torrent]

yeah in a city for skaters by skaters the people driving the cars do not care about our wellbeing AT ALL

[slow creek]

i play with traffic off most of the time so it's always funny to see someone go sliding wildly across the asphalt bc they're stuck under a car

[calm frost]

the guards aren’t watching - give me grace, I’ve been back for 2 mins

[brazen sage]

hopefully next season we can all pitch in some SVB in a community event to buy the busses some brakes tho 🙃

[nimble charm]

They don't even respect right of way in crosswalks.

[shut willow]

We had people actually troll others with this in Talkshows here lol

[brazen sage]

i don't want to turn off vehicles, they should just be banned from san van until we can skitch on them

[tame breach]

i like the cars that slow down just enough to give you confidence to cross then they drive through you 😂

[olive torrent]

i wound up turning off traffic for some reason and then just never turned it back on

[latent orchid]

TBD I want more vehicles lol. The city already feel dystopian enough. No cars would be even worse.

[shut willow]

Gotta appreciate feeling like I'm in my home city XD

[vagrant fox]

whats with the chicken devil geese things is this like a joke im not getting

[calm frost]

You’ve never heard of vultures?

[brazen sage]

personally i think they just wanted to put geese in the game for me 🥰🪿

[torpid smelt]

When I think of spring I think of fireworks and turkey vultures. Don't you?

[nimble charm]

Idk ask the Canadians ig.

Grab me a bag of milk while you're out.

[calm frost]

hard cut to Steve’s final scene on the porch

[steel pelican]

🤣

rip Tony "massage therapist" B.

[nimble charm]

Spoilers guys. :(

[low berry]

@calm frost u back yet

[torpid smelt]

Sure I'll grab you a bag of milk outside a bag of milk outside a bag of milk outside a bag of milk

[low berry]

https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExM3ZiNHplZTJqYTJrdHJpdXB0MGZ5enUxazBydDI2NHI0NTVvbmN1aCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/AxEzEZxHBAkEpWpneN/giphy.gif

[calm frost]

Oh uh guards, he wasn’t calling me fat

[tame breach]

thats my foot ya know

[rigid cipher]

Constructive feedback/constructive criticism is welcome and encouraged.

Insults, rage-bait, trolling, non-constructive comments will be moderated.
This will include, but not be limited to:

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[calm frost]

https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExM3ZiNHplZTJqYTJrdHJpdXB0MGZ5enUxazBydDI2NHI0NTVvbmN1aCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/AxEzEZxHBAkEpWpneN/giphy.gif

https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExdXUwbDlnczZ3cnk5ZGVid3JmeWk4cWN5eGhhOGt6eXB5bWk0bnU2YyZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/GDczrUpnwUuMVrwrbg/giphy.gif

[tame breach]

if u didnt bang my foot all the time i'd be safe to walk but i gotta hop instead 😭

[calm frost]

thats the lore, perfect

[steel pelican]

note to self, leave the movie references inside my pocket

free ghostoath 😔

[placid anchor]

👋 devs can I WE get a reset on my pop-off challenges please, my tasks are working atm

[fallow fulcrum]

same. Sitting at 11/12 challenge goals on the pop-off tasks but all challenges complete

[tame breach]

the real challenges are in the bugs

[placid anchor]

is taht klepto klepto??

[calm frost]

six flossin on yall

[placid anchor]

floss away atp

[calm frost]

https://tenor.com/view/ursinho-pooh-ariel-pato-donald-gif-16571050739135618720

[brazen sage]

https://tenor.com/view/backpack-kid-backpack-kid-dance-floss-floss-dance-gif-18264451

flossgod

[subtle meteor]

I can't imagine that the two minute slow mode helps a lot in bringing in new active members into the community

See you in a few days when the 2 minute timer is up 👋

[placid anchor]

amongst the plethora of other things

[calm frost]

do you want a gif posted

[tame breach]

this gif annoys the heck out of me and i dont know why other than anything music/dance related its always a reply

[placid anchor]

😳

[austere cave]

hi, is anyone here rocking the gamesir G7 pro rn? just copped it a week ago and I’m wondering if I should tweak any settings for skate. it feels a bit off for skate compared to the standard xbox controller I used before, but maybe I need to get used to it. Since it’s pretty popular on this server, I figured I’d ask 🫶🏻

[calm frost]

let them two-step in peace!

[tiny prism]

There has been a timer here for years straight
We're lucky you can bypass the timer with server level now
The timer isn't going anywhere

[tame breach]

yes i am .. an no i havent, not needed for me

[subtle meteor]

Cursed

[tiny prism]

But needed tbh

[placid anchor]

thats crazy, i literally ordered one not even 2 hrs ago

[tiny prism]

You should see this place when it pops off

It's terrible

[calm frost]

i cant imagine anything thats scheduled to come out today that could spark any more outrage

[tame breach]

good choice tbh

[tiny prism]

I can but I'm not giving out ideas for free

They gonna have to pay me for em

God knows I ain't spending money on the game

[calm frost]

"woah everyone! we heard you, we're giving you grom for free and also destroying san van to bring back the updated fun city that weve been working on secretly, hence the six years!"

Cuz Perry just told me thats true

[placid anchor]

u quite the optimist

[brazen sage]

use S curves on the triggers, drop deadzones on the sticks to 2% or less if you can, change stick input from circle to raw, enable the sync trigger vibration settings

[torpid smelt]

This would legitimately be the best case LOL

[tame breach]

"you complained san van was lifeless so we're taking it away"

"you said you needed more reasons to spend your rip chips.. we determined that was a lie"

[austere cave]

thanks ill try this out 🫶🏻

[calm frost]

gah just hit us with some more bool shhh i know its coming

[brazen sage]

also i don't get a noticeable input lag between 500 and 1000Hz so it kinda just eats up some CPU cycles if you go with 1000

[calm frost]

imagine we get a take-backsies today y'all. free grom and tix rollover

[brazen sage]

a girl can dream...

[calm frost]

scabs too

[brazen sage]

i'm so sorry to be the one to tell you this but scabs aren't allowed to dream 😔

only girls

[calm frost]

https://tenor.com/view/chris-farley-gif-5781792

[cinder field]

Tix rollover is not necessary imo. But just move the change to next season so we know the deal at the start of the game.

[kind turtle]

Can pigs dream too?

[foggy yacht]

The grind isn’t going to say anything substantial or have any sort of reversal 😔 I really really don’t see it happening

[solid hamlet]

do androids dream of electric sheep?

[brazen sage]

i'll consult the elders and get back to you

they said no

[calm frost]

https://tenor.com/view/blade-runner-2049-ryan-gosling-ryan-gosling-blade-runner-damn-it-god-damnit-gif-16187953851133224395

[cinder field]

True

[tame breach]

and which elders did u consult?

[solid hamlet]

Interlinked.

[kind turtle]

You’re telling me some pictures and a list of bugs and issues that haven’t been patched yet aren’t substantial 😱

[calm frost]

whatever the peeps were mad about i guess

[brazen sage]

sylvia rivera and marsha p johnson obvs

[weary oak]

Thoughts on the new pay to play junk?

[bronze grail]

We're loving it

[calm frost]

super pumped!

cant wait!

[tiny prism]

Happy every day I can open my wallet for such a gracious company

[faint helm]

I love owning nothing!

[calm frost]

https://tenor.com/view/yay-gif-9300129

[tame breach]

ngl had to google

[calm frost]

john hopkins and sloan kettering

[brazen sage]

the elders

[calm frost]

https://tenor.com/view/don-toliver-dr-nefario-gif-17060325463571260290

[solid hamlet]

I can't wait to go to the Isle of Grom via my new Premium+ Pass (ft. Ludacris) (ft. Knuckles from Sonic and Knuckles)

[brazen sage]

omg i love knuckles, can't wait!

[tiny prism]

No funky Kong, what's the point

[solid hamlet]

That's in the Premium+ Omega Pass (ft. Funky Kong) (ft. Mr Worldwide Pitbull)

[grim stump]

is the weekly grind out yet?

[signal harness]

Words I cannot say because this server is family friendly 😓

[tame breach]

i was hoping for some dark crystal mystics kind of elders tbh .. but i acknowledge your choice ☺️

[tiny prism]

Idk man have you checked #1391171020521607280

[iron mica]

What did the elders say

[slow crown]

Look, I'm not trying to be negative, but why do I have to pay to go to the tutorial island (I forgot the name)

[tame breach]

swines cant dream

[grim stump]

nah can you check for me?

[iron mica]

Don’t need to, just make a new account for the first month

[tiny prism]

I will if you pay me 500 rip chips

[weary oak]

I despise what these "free" games with some sort of paid pass have become. I feel bad for the newer generations that don't get to experience what some of us did with Skate 1, 2 & 3 when they released. I was so excited to play this game with some people I originally met on Skate 1 but none of us are interested.

[pulsar sonnet]

Where the grind at

[kind turtle]

Because EA execs and c suites can only afford 2 mega yachts instead of 3.

[iron mica]

How do we get them the third

[low berry]

#general-discussion message posted here

[kind turtle]

By buying the skate premium+ ultra pass and expensive burt blaze bundles

[calm frost]

i know, i remember telling the homies we could play like we did in 2007 again. they tried it out back in september and dropped it immediately.

[grim stump]

you drive a hard bargain

[slow crown]

Good point

[tiny prism]

Make that 750 rippies

[low berry]

https://tenor.com/view/bye-bye-bye-bye-nsync-dance-gif-14741877

[iron mica]

The world has changed, many of us now have gambling debts and 7 munchkins

[calm frost]

oh you mustve clicked the wrong one, here it is fam! #general-discussion message

[low berry]

omg i did thanks

[calm frost]

bet, have a blessed day!

[calm frost]

naw the game just aint like it used to be, "thIS isNt sKAt3 Fore!"

[grim stump]

https://tenor.com/view/credit-card-smacking-credit-card-on-table-gif-21340324

[tiny prism]

Chat, drag this man for the failed embed /s

[calm frost]

https://tenor.com/view/tired-exhausted-dragging-kid-pulling-kid-gif-13568073

[iron mica]

Is this from the heart?

[weary oak]

The digital world is ruining everything. Everything is some paid subscription now. There is even a subscription for Snapchat to remove ads!! Greedy companies are the worst!

What happened and how did we get here? I'm not sure if Fortnite was the first game to do the pass crap but if so, they ruined everything. So much time is spent on this paid pass junk when it could be spent on actual things that matter to players. Some people might like it but I do not. RIP Skate

[sudden gust]

Use all your tix to get all the items you want before we give you all the items you don’t want, then reset you to 0

[kind turtle]

I think Dota 2 was the first game to have the traditional battle pass

[placid anchor]

🥺🥺

[calm frost]

listen yall, dont buy the pass. some of you have spent over $50 already. they dont deserve it

[wispy forge]

Imagine if the branded items in the skate pass are just stickers lol

[worthy moss]

probably will be in the free pass

[calm frost]

i wouldnt be surprised lol

[olive moon]

Anyone around to help me for five, need to beat someone twice in a throwdown fo rhte achievemt 😄

[pulsar sonnet]

Grind not coming today I'm thinkin'

[wispy forge]

Doubt there will be branded items in the free pass

[fallen haven]

Why , we got some free branded stuff already

[tiny prism]

Not looking forward to the pass having two tiers of paid items

Dual tier pass is disgusting

[kind turtle]

We hear you something something currency something something skate pass.

[foggy yacht]

I feel like I could ignore a lot of the enshi***ification of the game and just free roam in my spare time like I did with Skate 2, if the map was actually fun. Somehow the foundation of all this to me is the map. If San Vansterdam was bigger and more interesting then the isle of grom wouldn’t be so compelling. I think people are just desperate for new areas to skate and I don’t blame them at all

[tiny prism]

I want a new area to skate but I'm not paying for it

[bronze sequoia]

Finished with everything now until march 10, will probably start playing again when season 3 drops 🙂

[tiny prism]

Especially when this was said

[raven imp]

this is AI

[astral socket]

Can’t believe you’ve spent that much 😭

[low berry]

Always ❤️

[foggy yacht]

Same. I would feel that paying for it would show their execs that it’s a successful strategy despite the outcry

[fallen haven]

Feels like a topic for general discussion

[tame breach]

nite 💤

[fallen haven]

Take care big dawg

[low berry]

i'm glad you (or someone) made this cus I saw that video yesterday and I got a good chuckle from it. i meant to share it with the class.

[low berry]

ok w/e

[low berry]

did the confirm yet that's how it will function?

[worn jay]

no weekly grind?

[tame breach]

yeah it was posted here
#general-discussion message

[low berry]

thanks i missed the weekly grind

[tiny prism]

Pretty sure Jeff mentioned it offhand the other day

[low berry]

ugh, ew

[tacit trail]

ngl... this event definitely had some of the better earnable items, like the hat and final jacket. GG Full Circle, more of that please!

[rigid cipher]

Constructive feedback/constructive criticism is welcome and encouraged.

Insults, rage-bait, trolling, non-constructive comments will be moderated.
This will include, but not be limited to:

• Reminders/Warnings
• Timeouts/mutes
• Extended timeouts/mutes
• Removal from the server

This isn't something we want to happen to anyone, and discussion of moderation in-channel will result in a 3 day timeout.

[bronze sequoia]

Skate Ꮞ?

[fallen haven]

pg

[kind turtle]

Skate √16

[modern radish]

Seasons 3 leak: skateboards are rumored to stay

[calm frost]

i havent spent a dime lol got the founder pack gifted, pretty sure it was $50 tho!

[modern radish]

I’m buying season 3 if there’s a fursuit, sorry lads

[fallen haven]

Uh

[hollow hazel]

Apology accepted

[fallen haven]

Have you ever played animal crossing

[modern radish]

Yes, I’ve played animal crossing

[fallen haven]

My man

[bronze sequoia]

Skateboards will be locked for non premium plus double deluxe users for the first month and after that will require a pass for 500svb/hour

[modern radish]

Stop ruining the joke I’ve got

[inland pulsar]

lol , games a joke, playing with us like pawns on a chess board

[earnest spruce]

Hello

[calm frost]

oh sorry fam! musta slipped through the cracks!! #general-discussion message

[calm frost]

https://tenor.com/view/idiocracy-idiocracy-movie-movie-idiocracy-gif-16672360013418951613

[raven imp]

i thought they said tutorial island will be available for everyone
but u can pay for it to get it early access 🤔

i prolly misread it

[fallen haven]

Its free at the beginning of the game for a minute 🤷‍♀️

[raven imp]

(:

[raven imp]

fr ☝️

[calm frost]

oh sorry fam! musta slipped through the cracks!! #general-discussion message

[bronze sequoia]

In two years it will be available for no one

[fallen haven]

Two years huh

[tiny prism]

A different version of the map is free for new players, the isle of grom you need to pay to get to is an updated version of that, they're separate

[earnest spruce]

Guys what is your favorite area to skate in this game? Personally I like the park under the bridge from hedgemont and the one from market mile

[fallen haven]

I know

[raven imp]

isle of grom

[low berry]

i like to skate on the road just going in circles

[eager spear]

Same

[fallen haven]

I’ve skated rolling waves the most probably idk

I’m always finding lines off the street and sidewalk

[desert storm]

Full circles?

[calm frost]

The bonk bonk? Pretty fun, I like the steamers reach, even if that sounds putrid

[earnest spruce]

I think that we should have more obstacles at the streets, and be able to bump and fall over pedestrians, and let them get angry at us and try to get us with a taser

[fallen haven]

True

[calm frost]

Naw that’d be in violation of impervatek! You must conform!

[eager spear]

I like it. Love pop glitching from the road into the banks lol

[hollow hazel]

I been running in circles

[low berry]

is imperv the enemy?

[desert storm]

Say that again meme.jpeg

[kind turtle]

What about running in a cyclone?

[calm frost]

https://tenor.com/view/evil-are-we-the-baddies-surprised-gif-19176339

[latent orchid]

I’m so tired of this map I get nauseas just thinking of the spots. I’m so tired of it.

[calm frost]

my simple buns just like going "weee"

[earnest spruce]

Its so small, its like a lobby, theres not much to explore and discover besides climb buildings

[low berry]

s3 next week right?…. right?

[cosmic oar]

season 4 will fix everything

[calm frost]

yes majority of it sucks but its not nauseatingly bad lol

[latent orchid]

And it all looks, feels, and skates the same no matter where you go. It’s a purgatory of sameness.

And @calm frost there are some decent spots but when you’ve been skating the same damn small map for 7 months, even those induce vomitting.

[earnest spruce]

At this moment Im just afraid of Season 4 being a paid season because "plans change" ngl

[calm frost]

try 3 years, but yes. i want new. i cant get myself to give in and pay these clowns for grom

[cunning goblet]

@calm frost welcome back man

[cosmic oar]

personally, im worried things just get pushed back or are slow to release

i unfortunately dont have much time

[calm frost]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-gif-13062150862685254762

[calm frost]

yeeeooooo

[cunning goblet]

https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExeDVyYXdsZjNiN2w4aGlrM3FyZXhkOXZwNTAxOGhzZmlvaWpydnFlZCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/oClEkKuImrTFwGOTeD/giphy.gif

[sour portal]

anyone wanna bet on how long it'll take before servers are shut down?

[latent orchid]

My god I already have PTSD thinking of skating this map next season. I can’t imagine skating it for 3 years. I legit wouldn’t play.

[earnest spruce]

I mean, everything is pretty slow already, we just had some update about the devs last week

[kind turtle]

Between now and in 8300 years when the planet is blown up by space lizards

[cunning goblet]

My guess is here #general-discussion message

[calm frost]

honestly, playing with the crew here is why i keep playing. san van is the worst map in the history of skating games in general ong but the homies keep me playin

[latent orchid]

It really is the worst map. Not hyperbole. Truly the worst map they could have came up with.

[calm frost]

so true kween, no idea why people defend it. ofc theres good spots here and there but its wack beyond comprehension. but join on with us sometime dawg. if you want

[tiny prism]

Wish they'd hurry the hell up

[calm frost]

thats nice of you but you musta clicked the wrong link pal! #general-discussion message

[broken edge]

I’m glad a lot of people agree the map ain’t it, there’s only 2 true skate parks?

We need more street skate parks not the bad community parks.

[earnest spruce]

I was wondering why I hadnt seen your name here for a while

;Also, adding to what I was saying, between seasons in games like fortnite, things change. Maps undergo changes in the mid of the seasons, many things are added, different events drop with the map changes, fun mechanics are added, but in Skate we just got a "season 2" and everything stayed quiet apart from the small changes in the beggining of it (like the graphical changes) and the "park-events"

[broken edge]

Skate needs a similar price model as Fortnite, the Dead space skin was way too much money for a collab.

[brisk jetty]

San Van doesn’t feel like a concrete jungle - it doesn’t feel like a big, lived in system that we’re just a speck in

Idk if it’s the lack of residential areas, lack of back-alleys, or lack of distinct ‘biomes’ (for lack of a better term)

But we never really feel tucked away, or lost, or swallowed by the city - but rather a constant feeling that we’re bigger than the city

[cunning goblet]

Idk that link dont look right

[earnest spruce]

San Van just looks like a simulation like that alien city from Saints Row 4

[calm frost]

yeah you get a lot even if you dont spend a dime in fortnite tbh. that simpsons map alone was litty lol but they also scrapped it and we'll probs never see it again.

[latent orchid]

Putting aside the fact it’s one single downtown core, it’s just such an uneasy feeling to skate SV. Hell, the previous downtown areas in skate were fun. Probably my least favorite places to skate on the maps, but they at least felt like a real downtown. Idk, there’s something about this map that just is 🥴

[broken edge]

Yall spitting facts

[foggy yacht]

Sometimes I just imagine what the game would be like if the map was actually good, and it makes me very sad to think about what could have been lol

[calm frost]

yeah i cant pin down why it feels so wack. so many factors. they had everything perfect in skate 2 and could just copy that. use it as a template for crikes sake

[latent orchid]

You know what, other skates had plenty of alleys, little fences you could jump over with a ramp, and you almost had to question whether or not you were actually supposed to be able to skate there or not. This city they just put a bunch of skate spots close together with no real hidden gems or feeling of exploration. Grom won’t solve that at all, but at least it’s a literal change of scenery.

[calm frost]

if the map had more flow, more variety, all that, i wouldnt be asking for any seasonal events or game modes etc. i would just skate ong lol

[tame breach]

Its skate. evolved 🙃

[broken edge]

I think yall can a test to this feeling, but as a long time skate fan. This game just kindof hurts.

The map, the culture, the theme, the content, the community, it all feels one step in the wrong direction which makes it feel so much worse.

Like it’s so damn close to being the goat, the gameplay is so solid. But EA does what EA does best…

[latent orchid]

I’ve been booting up skate 2 a lot recently and man, you can skate for hours and always find new spots. Even after all these years it’s so refreshing. This game will never have that, and that sucks. No matter where I go in this map I’m just like… ugh, I don’t even like this spot.

[placid anchor]

🥺 🥺

[calm frost]

and it only took them checks notes two cobra chicken years

[cunning goblet]

Ayyy you woke early its 6 am

[earnest spruce]

Its just flat. Its flat, It's too clean, its robotic, looks plastic, its VERY small, the weather doesnt change, everything looks very clear and artificial, buildings looks the same (just blocks placed with small variations), you cant hurt yourself, You can't get dirty, cant interact with people, cars, doors, windows, theres no hills at all, its an island. San Van looks unnatural, in my head it's something they did in a hurry to release new parts of the map (probably paid) as 'new content', I cant see any other explanation

[broken edge]

Maybe once they add these staple competitive modes they’ll be something to bring us back, but tutorial islands gonna be fun for like 2 days then been done.

[snow swallow]

Anyone know how to do that riddle challenge?

[raven imp]

is season 3 coming with a brand new graphics design like they did last time 🤔

[calm frost]

https://tenor.com/view/hot-fuzz-hot-fuzz-narp-narp-angel-angel-narp-gif-25276883

[fallen haven]

🚀

[cunning goblet]

@snow swallow im in a different timezone so Im always late to see your potato message

[latent orchid]

I wish we could go back in time to when the FC team was deciding on the cosmetics, the map, the events, the challenges, and just the overall direction of this game and explain they can make a f2p while still having a good map and good cosmetics and good events.

Other than the skating, the entire direction of this game was a huge mistake.

[snow swallow]

🥔

[grizzled oar]

This is the only thing that gives me hope the game can get better. Fixing the map is an obvious and easy(-ish) change. Fixing the mechanics isn’t, but the mechanics are sick

[cunning goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/potato-flew-around-my-room-gif-24711261

[earnest spruce]

Ngl, that alpha fun-city makes the game looks better than what it is now (Also we had shirtless option)

[fallen haven]

Does anybody even skate the tunnels they added

[low berry]

when there is a challenge

[fallen haven]

Impossible with a genderless set up

[latent orchid]

Probably because that was a mix of previous spots, right? And those spots all had chatter and purpose. Because those devs “got it”.

[cunning goblet]

Not really, sometimes I ride through just to get to Bonski

[fallen haven]

Same , when I do the challenge in there sometimes I stay for a bit tho

[calm frost]

tried to force myself to skate there more and it just aint it lol way too clucking cluttered

[earnest spruce]

Its nice but its small, its literally a tunnel, you have fun with it for 15 minutes and thats it

[snow swallow]

Is the riddle saying to do a rocket air ? Ive done heaps and nothing poppin up

[calm frost]

try a potato

[cunning goblet]

Im booting up via PS remote

[delicate shore]

superdude

[fallen haven]

You have to dogpiss

Jk

[fallen haven]

I feel like you could waste some time trying to get some lines but yeah I haven’t spent much more than that

[latent orchid]

Like everything else in this game it’s relatively fun for 5 minutes and then you realize there’s no longevity.

[fallen haven]

I don’t find that to be true for me

[earnest spruce]

360 rocket air, not just rocket air

[calm frost]

i tried that last night 5 feet away from my ps5, not great, cant imagine how halfway around the world will work

[low berry]

we need to run challenges?

[snow swallow]

Ahh I feel dumb for not thinking of that 😂 thanks

[broken edge]

I completely forgot about the 3rd skate park, the church. So what is that only 3 skate parks?

[calm frost]

https://tenor.com/view/rocket-man-gif-24241654

[fallen haven]

No

[slow creek]

good afternoon skaterinos, how we doin

[fallen haven]

There’s that beach park and some roof parks

[low berry]

idk

[fallen haven]

Wassup dawg

I’m workin

[earnest spruce]

Idk if they can be called parks at all

[fallen haven]

The beach one can

[slow creek]

bonski, rolling waves, church, tri towers, roof parks, beachside park, 3 comm parks, i feel like the vault counts as well

[broken edge]

That’s what I’m saying, not like big quality parks

[grizzled oar]

The vault is just a few ledges and rails, not much of a park

[fallen haven]

I’m just not agreeing that there aren’t very many spots to skate at all

[earnest spruce]

They are just boring actually, the first city made from skaters to skaters that is boring to skate 🗣️ 🔥

[calm frost]

what would you know, youre just a cat

[cunning goblet]

Yea its very delayed, I just logon to claim the pop off currency and check out the store

[calm frost]

heh heh

[fallen haven]

I think you just don’t like skatin that much maybe

[calm frost]

oh dang

[cunning goblet]

Yea but I can probs wait until im home since I come back on Saturday

[grizzled oar]

Nothing in the rule book that a cat can’t skate

[calm frost]

well dang, thats pretty cool. carry on

[cunning goblet]

Yea and I dont have a controller on me so its all touch screen controls

[fallen haven]

Brother save yourself

[earnest spruce]

I skated for 180 hours on the same small places I think we need changes actually

[low berry]

ok cool we b on

[median vault]

Mm the map does get small after you been everywhere .

[broken edge]

Yea I don’t think anyone’s saying there’s nothing to skate but it’s definitely become repetitive

[rigid cipher]

Constructive feedback/constructive criticism is welcome and encouraged.

Insults, rage-bait, trolling, non-constructive comments will be moderated.
This will include, but not be limited to:

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[calm frost]

and yet theyre still banking on this game being on mobile lol

[median vault]

Rolling waves the best skatepark imo never gets boring to me

[grizzled oar]

That’s gotta be why they have the simplified controls, cause you can’t push more than 2 buttons at once on mobile

[broken edge]

It’s definitely the best and the only one I go back to

[cunning goblet]

Maybe they think you'll bring a backbone controller everywhere you go

[fallen haven]

Idle skater

[calm frost]

yeah spend $100 so i can skate on the toilet fr

[modern radish]

:(

https://tenor.com/view/sad-cat-cat-in-front-of-sea-gif-16930437336998530733

[earnest spruce]

Its the best place to skate in San Van, I even like doing the same challenges over and over there, its fun

[median vault]

The flow of it just so smooth it’s definitely the place I always start at , then go back to when the rest of the map gets boring

[cunning goblet]

Dropping sick lines and a deuce at the same time

[broken edge]

One thing that could fix the game now is more things to do with strangers, like I don’t feel connected to the randoms I skate with

If I’m not playing with my boys the game feels lonely

[brisk jetty]

All roads lead to rolling waves

[calm frost]

you can hold my hand if you want

[calm frost]

im just rollin from all the lead

[median vault]

I only do the challenges that rotate daily, the ones that actually go towards ur level in that specific sector. Even if they are the same ones every other day lol makes it that much easier to level up

[earnest spruce]

We should have as matchmaking system for Own The Lot and other challenges. Having no matchmaking system goes against the games premise of connecting with others

[cunning goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/step-brothers-did-we-just-become-best-friends-best-friends-yep-agree-gif-15906484

[grizzled oar]

Its on the ~roadmap~

[fallen haven]

Yeah but have you hit every tree gap

[brisk jetty]

Jeans so baggy I can barely even stand

[fallen haven]

Pantsmaxxing

[broken edge]

“Road map”

[median vault]

They might as well keep the same system for throwdowns, but instead of throwdowns it’s S.k.a.t.e . I do like the idea of the whole skate competition thing tho

[cunning goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/zuckerberg-fairly-odd-parents-dinkleberg-gif-1467937560227077498

[calm frost]

https://tenor.com/view/dracula-flow-i'm-him-i-been-him-i-will-continue-to-be-him-gif-11190399534092412874

[fallen haven]

Toad map 🐸

[calm frost]

Road Mappleburg

[earnest spruce]

BRO I just hate that "Since I let you in we sit back and watch the world spin you are all thats making sense hold my hand and worry less" Its like the worst song ever

[broken edge]

What’s our stance on “community parks” getting moved to ”in discussion”

[calm frost]

imagine comps, its like what an online game would be perfect for. even like a turn based comp, at the very least. im sure all the sweats will say "yeah but whadda bout trick spamming" i dun cur.

[lusty mango]

so i just did 50 hand plants and none of them counted😂😂😂love that!

[slow creek]

good afternoon skaterinos

[unreal finch]

Bruh.

[calm frost]

you mean like the park creator? we musta been so silly to think it was under the "season 3" section of the original road map and not "beyond"

[fallen haven]

Man that ain’t gangsta at all

[slow creek]

yo scabs, you wanna run the popoff challs?

[fallen haven]

Yo scabs pop on

[agile copper]

Yo scabs go awf

[lusty mango]

progression showed but i never got the tix, logged out can came back… only have 6💀

[placid anchor]

hi devs 👋 can we reset all the popoff challenges please thx

[calm frost]

still at my scab cubicle, i'll be clocking out of the scab factory soon. i'll scab wit ch'yall in like 30

[slow creek]

oh are there no new ones thus week?

[slow creek]

hell yeah

[fallen haven]

Yo scabs speak a little Chinese for em

[calm frost]

scab mullen is my fav

[broken edge]

I’ll forgive them for every bad thing once they add normal pants… that’s all I want. No joggers, no baggy, no cuffs. Just pants bro.

[slow creek]

best i can do is dual tone cycling shorts

[agile copper]

Omg Kenji happy birthday!

[fallen haven]

my man

[slow creek]

omg bara birthday twinnn

[fallen haven]

It’s my birthday

In July

[calm frost]

biker shorts to show off all my scabs

[slow creek]

bara are you at work rn

[calm frost]

https://tenor.com/view/tafs-nick-mullen-the-adam-friedland-show-gif-11112989780450990983

[broken edge]

Add betting rip chips to games of skate, throw down, etc. make it worth while to play competitive game modes

[fallen haven]

That’s Tommy toughknuckles

[calm frost]

naw naw naw too fun, against the rules. no fun

[slow creek]

i think that counts as gambling which would make this game unavailable in the eu

[calm frost]

but lootboxes, all good baby

[cunning goblet]

Lmao are your task bugged out

[slow creek]

i mean you're guaranteed to get everything in the lootbox if you spend enough of the freely attainable chips so

omg hongry hiiii

[low berry]

ummm hellooo

[cunning goblet]

Howdy doody, did you do an all nighter

[slow creek]

omg tyler hiiii

[low berry]

hiiii

[calm frost]

i wish the homies knew hes the reason stav is laughing in all those c-town highlights. mullen is the dawg

[slow creek]

no lmfao

[placid anchor]

yes and i cant get the first one anymore cause all challenges are done

[slow creek]

tyler are you on rn

[fallen haven]

I wish I could mute stavros

[low berry]

yup

[slow creek]

yoo

[fallen haven]

The bug is fine

[placid anchor]

not that i will ever wear that jacket but my OCD/collector mindset

[calm frost]

true but its still a bit of a gamble, using ripchips in throwdowns wouldnt be that henious!

[placid anchor]

😭

[ancient swift]

All the challenges were super fast to complete this time around no?

[slow creek]

we should run the challs with buttscabs when he gets outta work

[fallen haven]

You’d better

[low berry]

sounds good

[low berry]

are u working like a 16 hour shift or something

[unique sun]

Do not let Dyno look into this man

[slow creek]

does it not count again if you redo them?

[calm frost]

long day at the scab factory

[scenic gull]

Woah the font

[fallen haven]

No im just blowing glass , talking here in between waiting things to heat in the kiln

[calm frost]

they wouldnt dare

[fallen haven]

I can leave whenever I want

[cunning goblet]

Damn that sucks, good to know when I do my challenges when I get back home

[low berry]

yeah they just updated the mobile app to actually show fonts - I was literally just now staring at it too

[placid anchor]

no😔

[slow creek]

dang

[placid anchor]

been tryna warn everyone to make sure tasks register FIRST before doing the challenges

[low berry]

i thought u worked overnight

[hollow hazel]

What are ya makin

[placid anchor]

the dumb part is, the tasks end when the event ends, so its not even possible to do anything

WHY does it have the same task to do challenges ON ALL 3 WEEK

[calm frost]

"eyy this job blows" totally warranted to say at anytime

[hollow hazel]

I haven’t played since the tix auto purchase announcement will my tasks still be registered

[scenic gull]

Looks gnarly 🤘

[placid anchor]

u should be fine, just do a random task in there and make sure it ticks it off before doing challenges

[grizzled oar]

That shii is so demoralizing, like getting 30,000 spin degrees takes forever, I would explode if I have to do it again

[placid anchor]

if it doesnt, restart and try again

[fallen haven]

I’m making prep, mixing colors and twisting them together like cane , and welding clear tube sections to smaller blow tubes

[low berry]

a scammer gave me 3-months nitro for free so im enjoying it for now lol

[scenic gull]

I don’t have nitro anymore it expired and I went on a subscription cleanse

[placid anchor]

at least that one u can attempt again, when its challenge based u cant redo challenges if you've already done them

[scenic gull]

What?! Those usually hack your account

[cunning goblet]

Where can I find said scammer

[hollow hazel]

That’s pretty tubular

[low berry]

it worked lol

[low berry]

they were nuked from the server lol @full narwhal

[scenic gull]

Boost the server to be a silver name!

[fallen haven]

I had to rewrite my kiln cause I thought it blew up but turns out it was just my extension cord

I’m an idiot

[low berry]

i maxed out my 2 i didnt even think that. maybe i will after the 6 day boost time

[brisk jetty]

I despise these time farming challenges I refuse to do them

[scenic gull]

Awesome can’t wait to see, it will look boss with the new font

[low berry]

cwazy town

@placid anchor what exactly is going on with ur pop-off event?

[fallen haven]

Lamp

[calm frost]

This is in context of a man’s glassblowing occupation. I cannot be fined for the remark

[desert storm]

I keep lurking this server every now and then, but I need to sleep now. Wake me up when the grind hits!

[fallen haven]

All jobs blow

[broken edge]

Come to think of it most if not all the map problems will be solved with user made parks, BUT Do yall think they charge money to access or make them

[calm frost]

Also this, your honor

[fallen haven]

👨‍🦯‍➡️ 🕳️

[grizzled oar]

100%, skate.pass premium lets you show up, otherwise throw us some rip chips for the luxury of playing with your friends

[placid anchor]

first task 0/12,

not able to redo challenges to finish that task

[cunning goblet]

So you gotta do one task, restart game, then see if I added a point to the task right

[low berry]

ohhhhhh shhhhhhhuii

[low berry]

u can redo the task but dont count towards anything? sheesh

[slow creek]

that freaking sucks lmao

[placid anchor]

test it with ANOTHER task, not the challenge one :')

[slow creek]

esp since if you cant beat this weeks challs you cant get whatever thei big reward is

[placid anchor]

^^^

precisely and every other week/monthly u get extra time

this one nope

[cunning goblet]

But isn't it just random if a task will complete or not

[low berry]

aight we doing ONE goal in a challenge before we go too far when we run it lol

[placid anchor]

yes so dont use up a challenge by accident tryna test if it completes

[slow creek]

im just testing my tasks agead of tine

time

[placid anchor]

yeaa, cant believe we gotta start doing that again

that was a S1 issue

[low berry]

currently mine working but idk if it will glitch later. at least i can check to see other tasks count when they over run the goal count (12/10 example)

[low berry]

i see what u mean. u dont think the task could be individually bugged tho?

[lunar shale]

just got back on my computer, is skate worth opening?

[fallen haven]

Try it out

[low berry]

thats up to u

[slow creek]

whats the riddle task

[full narwhal]

@slow creek want help in doing the seasonal weeklies real quick? 🫶

[dull pilot]

superdude

[full narwhal]

Super dude.

[slow creek]

currently trying to make sure my tasks register first so i dont get stuck in the same trap as inferno

[full narwhal]

Hey Jeff. 👋 hope you’re good. 🫶

[full narwhal]

Ha. Fair. 🫶

[snow swallow]

@full narwhal love the font on your name

[dull pilot]

it's very squishy, right?

[low berry]

not hardcore enough

[desert storm]

Jeff 💞💕 welcome back

[full narwhal]

Just finished hanging with some peeps. 😁

Fun lil sesh with wompy, stacker and Icarus. The Veronica, Liz too.

Managed to get a hippie grind tonight. 😁

[slow creek]

okay my tasks are trackiong

@full narwhal me n ty are running the challs once buttscabs gets back from work

oh that reminds me

[waxen pike]

Did they fix the game? No. Did they try to sell us a $21 costume? You bet

[slow creek]

gang where is the folder where all my exports go

i forgor

[storm apex]

Are the devs even trying anymore or have they given up on this game?? The spring pop-off challenges are just the same challenges repeated 3 weeks in a row...

[waxen pike]

All challenges. All

[slow creek]

nvm i found it

[fallen haven]

Gang

[low berry]

glad we could help

[storm apex]

True, but I've long since given up hope that we'll get any fresh weekly challenges and have come to accept the "special" challenges are just going to be recycled old challenges.

[waxen pike]

Recycled BROKEN challenges

[fallen haven]

It don’t matta

[livid blade]

time locked paywalled map may be the most empty-headed decision ever

[full narwhal]

🤝 no probs, i'll probably be asleep by then!

[hollow hazel]

Why is your username so thicc

[fallen haven]

I have an emoji of a smiley face hitting himself in the head with a rubber fish I wish I could use rn

Thick gang

[low berry]

discord has always silly name styles did it change on desktop or are yall on mobile

[slow creek]

oh dang

[rugged lance]

Just came here to say Skate Style added a day&night cycle to their demo…

[slow creek]

you wanna run em now?

i think ty is in my party

[fallen haven]

Mobile update

[placid anchor]

🥺

[low berry]

ok im realizing now how many people are on mobile i guess.

[fallen haven]

🤳

This is too thick tho

[low berry]

go goth with me

[fallen haven]

Aight let’s see

[full narwhal]

haha, thank you 🫶

[olive torrent]

yes good font

[fallen haven]

Fits you

[full narwhal]

is your still busted??

[slow creek]

@full narwhal join the party if you wanna run the challs

[low berry]

i like it

[fallen haven]

Ginger goth

[placid anchor]

yee just gfonna be annoyin in chat aha

thats crazy everyon goin goth

[full narwhal]

i'vee done them but happy to help out 🙂

[low berry]

ginga gang

[placid anchor]

maybe im delulu i can hop in if ur missing 4th!!

[low berry]

hi delulu

[hollow hazel]

Can I get comic sans username

Papyrus perchance

[full narwhal]

I e completely lost audio since swapping servers. 😅

[hollow hazel]

Hehe got ur sound 🏃🏻‍♂️

[fallen haven]

Chalkboard

[gray steppe]

Kid Cudi released the song Day & Night on Myspace in 2007. I can't believe its taking this long for skate. to get it too

[fallen haven]

They’re gonna add it when they add a day night cycle

[rugged lance]

https://tenor.com/view/perfect-i-think-you-should-leave-with-tim-robinson-magnificent-flawless-excellent-gif-18339452946188893997

[low berry]

ok my challenges count phew @slow creek

[hollow hazel]

Day and night has been around since the sun formed. It’s been out for billions of years now cmon guys

[fallen haven]

I’m blowin up like kid cudis car

[hollow hazel]

Don’t

[fallen haven]

Eminem line

[low berry]

sackboy??

[acoustic ridge]

Oh can't upload images on this channel 🤔

Anyway based on the message when you login today they're still sticking to the tix reset bs

[slow creek]

@low berry @full narwhal actually i think im gonna try to get the rest of the pop off tasks done before doing the rest of the fchalls just to make absolutely sure i can claim them. i wanna make sure while i still have challenges undone lol

[rigid cipher]

Constructive feedback/constructive criticism is welcome and encouraged.

Insults, rage-bait, trolling, non-constructive comments will be moderated.
This will include, but not be limited to:

• Reminders/Warnings
• Timeouts/mutes
• Extended timeouts/mutes
• Removal from the server

This isn't something we want to happen to anyone, and discussion of moderation in-channel will result in a 3 day timeout.

[low berry]

u 🔵 me with 1 challenge left 🤣

[full narwhal]

Okies. 🤝

[full narwhal]

I can do the last one with ya if you want

[low berry]

sure why not lol i don’t mind running them again @slow creek

[calm frost]

Oh yall wrapping up already, just got home from scab factory

[low berry]

oh sh ok! i will wait. i was gonna run em again no matter what

[full narwhal]

Whatever you wanna do.

I’ve already done them. Was just helping out. 🙂

Otherwise I can go get pizza.

🍕

[calm frost]

I have to feed my scablings somehow you know

[low berry]

go get ya some pizza. enjoy ur company. i had some for lunch.

[low berry]

chicken nuggets

[placid anchor]

scablings :')

[past creek]

woo my timeout finally ended

[low berry]

@calm frost did yhe coop count?

[calm frost]

Yes, works!

[low berry]

am i trippin

[calm frost]

Yeah I coulda sworn we all got that done first time

[low berry]

counting wb even tho he wasn’t in the challenge

i guess we dont need the coop right

[slow creek]

gtg bathroom

[low berry]

oh ok u left completely lol

[slow creek]

yeah im gonna be a while lol didnt wanna hold yall up

[low berry]

np lolz

[storm apex]

The special reward for doing all the spring pop-offs is a knock-off MC cut denim vest... LOL. Wrong sub culture.

[slow creek]

oh is that what that is

oh is this the last week of pop off? it is, isn't it?

[storm apex]

yeah, last week of 3

[low berry]

@calm frost i always helicopter tailslides idk whyyyyy

[slow creek]

helicopter helicopter

[calm frost]

Yo now I’m picturing some Charlie Chapman ahh type tail slide pop shuv dancing type shh

[latent orchid]

I’m assuming a very late grind this week because it’s common to do a bad news dump right at the end of the day lol.

[storm apex]

If they do it late enough less people will see it and complain I guess...

[calm frost]

Just pretend it ain’t even a thing

[low berry]

the “bad news” updates were right on time but usually the grind isnt news right?

[chrome vortex]

My weekly goals reset again it’s all so tiresome

[calm frost]

Also maybe take a breather from caring for a minute cuz its more than likely gonna be a disappointment lol

[hollow hazel]

I set my expectations to negative

[latent orchid]

Tbh I don’t think there’s going to be anything in the ground other than the usual. No tidbits about next season.

[hollow hazel]

Can’t get disappointed when you’re expecting the worst possible outcome

[storm apex]

Careful... EA will find a way just to prove you wrong 😝

[low berry]

@calm frost what’s u got missing

u probably have enough coins anyways

[wise quail]

A lot of the pop off objectives seem to be broken for me

[calm frost]

Yeee all set thanks dawg

[low berry]

yeeyee

[torpid smelt]

is there no weekly grind today

[hollow hazel]

No because it’s not the weekly grind date today

[calm frost]

https://tenor.com/view/the-frog-mage-frog-i-grow-weary-of-the-grind-work-grinding-gif-3424001230621316940

[low berry]

reminds me of legends of the hidden temple

[calm frost]

The lion does not think about the grind

[low berry]

https://tenor.com/view/temple-rock-glowing-eyes-lets-rock-diego-salinas-legends-of-the-hidden-temple-gif-11835824

[calm frost]

https://tenor.com/view/school-of-rock-let's-rock-lets-rock-lets-rock-today-let's-rock-today-gif-643670919472856587

[grizzled oar]

Sometimes I just sit and watch the scabs communicate

[low berry]

I was wondering how you were getting so much air but I realize you’re idling. Hitting those idle heights on the half pipe lol

[calm frost]

Phone in left hand, nose tailbones in the right dawg

[low berry]

oh he flashy

[calm frost]

https://tenor.com/view/twin-peaks-gif-9584454

Ok imma bounce, I’ll be back in a few hours mayhaps 🫡

[gritty pond]

Game not starting for anyone else?
Edit: Never mind, finally started after a couple of mins...

[barren linden]

Anyone think we dont get enough challengers? I’m always so bored

[icy hare]

Mine just did the same thing

[low berry]

i perchancably be on

[floral saddle]

has anyone completed “blast over a 15m gap, grabbing through the air at any spring pop-off community park” in the past day or 2? it just will not register..

[low berry]

yes you need to grab for the 15m meaning you need to jump further than 15m because you have to account for the grab animation

[scenic gull]

Woah the Grind is last

Late

[stone echo]

fr this game is going to paywall the new content?????

[calm frost]

I’m not sure but have you watched those drunk history’s of kingdom hearts

I love em

[calm frost]

Yarp, don’t buy the pass

[tiny prism]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-tony-soprano-tony-soprano-the-sopranos-sad-yeah-sad-acceptance-gif-14567640609545893366

[calm frost]

Oooooh great idea for next gif

[floral saddle]

i’ve been doing that, i swear. i even look at the distance indicator

[stone echo]

damn EA is really dedicated to run this franchise to the ground 🙁 they've royally screwed a lot of the playerbase by doing that

[low berry]

dont try to barely make it. clear a larger gap.

[floral saddle]

i got it, thanks

[calm frost]

This is your Mr. Miyagi moment ong

[calm frost]

https://tenor.com/view/dumb-and-dumber-jim-carrey-duh-uh-yeah-lloyd-christmas-gif-7940001541646448846

[low berry]

https://tenor.com/view/karate-kid-wax-on-wax-off-mr-miyagi-gif-7712786

[calm frost]

That’s the guy

[low berry]

@stone echo just send what ur typing ong

[glass grotto]

3 page essay incoming

[hollow hazel]

Every number

[low berry]

this gon be awhile

[lusty ermine]

I’m ngl the new season doesn’t excite me at all, seems like the bare minimum again