general-discussion

[full narwhal]

like its just background textures

we are still in Nike pergatory after all 😄

[slow creek]

yeah lmao
like the war on geese feels kind of unnecessary...? it just feels like they're asking me to suspend my disbelief wayyy too much

just say it's a fireworks themed event and call it Big Boom Festivale or smth

[wooden grove]

They have this lore in this world

but they don't DO anything with it

[low berry]

why are names showing as black here

[slow creek]

something like March Madness with the SCAF coulda been fun

[slow creek]

das a you problem boo

[full narwhal]

i gotta admit, i dont get the firework tie in at all 😅

[slow creek]

same 😭

[fast fiber]

All i know is, someone better do a kickflip

[low berry]

looks like everyone left the server

[slow creek]

like "we need fireworks to scare away the geese bc they threaten the native seagulls ✨" like what? why? wouldnt the fireworks scare the gulls?

[full narwhal]

[latent orchid]

Has anyone confirmed whether or not you can see the island that’s displayed in the event trailer in the current version of the game?

[low berry]

i know 😢

[full narwhal]

you cannot

[agile copper]

Full Circle*

Tsk tsk. Smh my head 😂

[full narwhal]

not in THAT layout any way.

[pulsar sonnet]

Nah it's deffo tutorial island

[low berry]

confirmed!! there it is

[full narwhal]

you can see fuzz of what looks like it. but its not in the current build at all

[icy hare]

Off try living in Canada, war on Geese makes sense

[wooden grove]

tomato potato

[full narwhal]

you CAN see San Van, from the starter Island if you go to the right place

[slow creek]

yeah but do you guys use fireworks? 😅

[full narwhal]

and they do line up

[slow creek]

kyler i need your help can i dm you

[karmic cargo]

#support-desk

[low berry]

I hope that ring of fire is something that you can unlock through the event and don’t have to pay for a bundle. Some sort of fire object has been one of my top requests.

[full narwhal]

#skate-screenshots message

[tame breach]

the island in the trailer is there but not the Grom version.. its just scenery atm but it looks like in the right spot to me

[full narwhal]

this is the trailer and the view of san van from grom

[slow creek]

im just gonna do it

[full narwhal]

yeah of course, ya dont need to ask 😄

[icy hare]

On Canada day there's fireworks and geese running around but yeah this event doesn't make sense outside 1 day in Canada ahaha

[brazen sage]

good morning skaters, i have excellent news:

🪿

[low berry]

🐀

[tame breach]

#skate-screenshots message

#skate-screenshots message

these are what i'm talking about

[karmic cargo]

where can i go if i have a question about smth ea account link related? i spent lots of money and im 10 10 10 across the whole board and dont want to lose any progression but the psn scckunt its linked to is my old psn account. i have another one that ive been using for the past 7 years.

[wooden grove]

it has to be grom

the lighthouse is the same position

maybe a reworked isle of grom?

[tame breach]

🪿

[agile copper]

https://tenor.com/view/di-goose-honk-honk-angry-honk-honk-gif-17648939470482040238

[slow creek]

#bugs-and-tech-issues and follow the link for an ea advisor

[tame breach]

yeh in the trailer i think its definitely grom.. but the links i shows are the placeholders i believe

[brazen sage]

could just be LODs, low res versions like every building has if you get far enough away

[wooden grove]

doesn't feel right to me
Maybe it's just wishful thinking but I think they'll rework it

[placid anchor]

@tame breach whats the verdict

[icy hare]

EVEL KNIEVEL... and geese

[brazen sage]

they don't really need to imo, grom is pretty solid

[latent orchid]

So do we think Grom will be teased during the event? I’m just not sure why they’d show it in the background when the event is still in season 2 and Grom wont be coming until season 3.

[tame breach]

6/10 .. would skate again, wouldnt write home lmao

[placid anchor]

i feel youu

hence lukewarm

why is luke warm

[wooden grove]

Probably

It'll show up to say "hey, we're bringing Grom in Season 3"

[brazen sage]

i think it was intentionally there, but i don't think we'll be able to actually go back until s3. partly because i don't think there's an update scheduled for this week before the event starts

[low berry]

#skate-screenshots message are y’all saying this goofy little island is supposed to be Grom? It’s no bigger than the island in the SpongeBob intro song

[latent orchid]

I hope we do get to go back as soon as s3 starts. Would really go a long way with the community.

[low berry]

it’s a patch of dirt

[icy hare]

152k members in this discord. Anyone know the peak?
@low berry Seriously!?

[agile copper]

You can see the tower of grom behind his left leg

[low berry]

1 million

[low berry]

looks like a village from The Hobbit. I thought I remember the discussion yesterday about the lighthouse. That’s why I ask.

[wooden grove]

That's what perplexes me
That isn't Grom

The only feature it shares is the lighthouse

Makes me believe that Grom is getting a rework

[brazen sage]

you can see the roll in for the mega too

[agile copper]

Maybe I need to make a new account for Grom, cuz it looks exactly how I remember it.

[low berry]

4sure. idk why this is even about grom. looks nothing like it at all.

[brazen sage]

it's simplified in a similar way that everything else is simplified when you get far away, or when your game bugs and starts leaving LOD models in place of everything 😖

[slow creek]

just got 51$ state tax return, should i drop it all on svb

[low berry]

dirt patch with a lighthouse?

[wooden grove]

But an LOD model doesn't add new random buildings like that left red building

[tame breach]

to the left of that lighthouse is larger island

[agile copper]

No on the left big dawg. Not the light house

[low berry]

ur gonna have to circle it i dont see a tower

[agile copper]

One second

[slow creek]

the tower on top of the big box

[calm frost]

i bet hongry will go on the buzz lightyear ride first

[slow creek]

the extravert castle as i call it

[calm frost]

and probably stay there

[brazen sage]

the red thing? it looks like a barn. i don't remember if that's there or not, my grom account got kicked to the main island before i got to re-explore every inch 😭

[agile copper]

#skate-screenshots message
here lol

[slow creek]

i wanna go back but deleting your ea account is a freaking nightmare for no reason lol

[low berry]

that is not a tower

[brittle hornet]

community parks fire today

[low berry]

that is a little village looks nothing like grom

[slow creek]

that looks just like it bruh

[agile copper]

Dude it’s the “tower” of the Mega ramp from from

[brazen sage]

that's the main starting area where you pick up your board in the glowing beam

[agile copper]

It’s not a building tower

[calm frost]

can jeff confirm or deny that we get tutu island on tuesday?

[wooden grove]

I have to agree with Mr. Tyler here

Even for an LOD model it looks too different

[agile copper]

Like I said though. I need to go back to from to confirm

Wait

@slow creek weren’t you just there the other day?

[slow creek]

yes

[agile copper]

Or @brazen sage

[slow creek]

lmfao

[brazen sage]

the red building is the only thing i'm not sure of lol everything else seems normal
@calm frost i don't think there's an update scheduled for this week, the event stuff came in tuesday's update i believe

[calm frost]

if we dont get it back, these teases of the island are great rage bait

[tame breach]

would be S3 but the island is done and the spring blow off valve event promo is sneaking it in .. IMHO

[latent orchid]

Whether that is or isn’t Grom in those screenshots it’s almost guaranteed we are going back there next season, so it doesn’t really matter lol.

[slow creek]

the area on top of the island in the trailer looks like a dead ringer for the extravert building + its little tower. the rest of the island is very low LOD and only resembles the general shape of grom's geography, but the hills are decipherable. that's the long and short of it

[wooden grove]

please be a reworked grom
please be a reworked grom
please be a reworked grom

[low berry]

the thing at the top of the mega ramp is white

grom is not slammed with bushy trees. is significantly larger

[calm frost]

no im talking about the tutu island, you have to wear a tutu to get on. keep all the bigots away

[agile copper]

[Shoves microphone in your face]
“what can you tell us about the allegations against the LOD model for what is potentially the Isle of Grom? People are saying that there’s no possible way that this could be a Low LOD version, do you have a comment on that??”

[brazen sage]

we are getting grom back, it's just a matter of when. i'm pretty sure its not until s3 and this was either a teaser or an accident

[tame breach]

@brazen sage why do you have a duck?

[slow creek]

.

[agile copper]

“Thank you for your time” lmao

[slow creek]

🫡

[brazen sage]

bih its a goose 🪿

[slow creek]

🦆

[low berry]

grom is significantly larger than that in the trailer. is has roads, cliffs, and large structures.

[calm frost]

https://tenor.com/view/this-is-big-ed-big-ed-90day-fiance-before-the90days-tutu-gif-16237615

[tame breach]

looks like a duck to me...
#skate-screenshots message

[slow creek]

it's a low LOD model 🤷 the bit at the top is unmistakable

[agile copper]

🪿

[slow creek]

it's definitely not the actual grom loaded in at a distance

[low berry]

#skate-screenshots message

[low berry]

doesnt even resemble it slightly

[calm frost]

i like that doja cat song where she sing about being a cow

[wooden grove]

i am manifesting a reworked grom for season 3

suburbs and hills

hoorah

[calm frost]

maybe the groms reworked were the manifesting we did along the way

[brazen sage]

this guy's never heard of sexual dimorphism in birds, everyone point and laugh 😂👉
(no but fr, the windows emoji shows a female goose which is what gets used in usernames but in chat discord's emote set gets used which is a male)

[slow creek]

😂

[calm frost]

🎤 im an island boi - @latent orchid

[wooden grove]

it is meant to represent grom but it really doesn't seem like grom lol

[latent orchid]

I’d imagine the island will be relatively the same except it’ll have an extrovert shop and some challenges. But would love them to sprinkle in some other things too. Either way, I’ll be excited. Almost as excited as I will be when they finally give us the stinkin white Adidas they teased 2 months ago lol.

[calm frost]

maybe the really doesnt were the meant to represents we made along the way

[wooden grove]

we got isle of grom before brickswich

[tame breach]

i am sure you've had white goose in the username 😭

[brazen sage]

on mobile its a white goose!

but on windows it's always been a female

[calm frost]

maybe the we gots were the brickswichs we ilse'd of grom'd along the way

[slow creek]

ok buttscabs lets get you back to bed

[calm frost]

dont make me do it

https://tenor.com/view/wesley-snipes-gif-5584660563414908453

[tame breach]

hmm.. i'll let this slide for now lmao

turning to other issues.. the word duck on a qwerty keyboard has a nasty trap if you hit the wrong letter... like prob get sent to the gulag

[agile copper]

Oop

[brazen sage]

yeah, duck's a hard one to type. used to be the other word that was difficult

[wooden grove]

maybe the maybe the we gots were the were the isle'd of grom we brickswich'd along the way the brickswich

[calm frost]

doesnt work on me, sorry champ

[brazen sage]

idea: bs noseblunt, merlin twist (bs 180 back foot impossible), to blunt. someone do it and tell me how cool it is 😎

[calm frost]

lololol

[agile copper]

Grombe the isle we made were the swich we bricked along the maybe

[slow creek]

i just want the brickswich boxes to have some normal f'ing glasses in them tbh

[warm crow]

i want yellow shoes

[brazen sage]

as much as i love my silver octagons, yeah that'd be nice

[wooden grove]

brickswich box will have normal socks trust

[tame breach]

next minute .. purple triangle rainbow tint glasses

[slow creek]

would be cool if the game included all the special little names for specific trick combos like merlin twist and ghetto bird and stuff

[calm frost]

maybe with frames that are few pixels thinner too

[agile copper]

I just want the rayban style but with clear lenses

[brazen sage]

yeah, i really hope we get there one day 🙏
it used to do half cabs but never any of the more advanced names. when/if we get underflips and stuff, i hope it recognizes all those cool ones too

[slow creek]

sheesh i might have to go take a nap before we go to the store today

[calm frost]

morpheus' glasses and if not, those wild oakleys that wrap over your head

[brazen sage]

i'm ok with the thickness, if they were much thinner they'd start to get antialiased into non-existance lol

[slow creek]

yeah

[low berry]

i want to be able to change the color of my hair and skin to like the color blue or something. i wanna look crazy af

[slow creek]

wanna give myself blue hair AND pronouns

[calm frost]

too thick for my noggin but youre probs right

[calm frost]

this dude loves jake sully

[slow creek]

y'all best be staying hydrated out there

[fast fiber]

Maybe the blue hair and pronouns were the friends we made along the way

[agile copper]

https://tenor.com/view/lyle-wainfleet-avatar2-smirk-avatar-gif-11102114391824442806

Okay avatar

[low berry]

👆👆

[calm frost]

yo is that @low berry ???!!

[agile copper]

Live webcam feed

[low berry]

trying to

[slow creek]

ok im have to snoozeville, you kids have fun

[brazen sage]

gnkenji!

[low berry]

put some camo pants on and im unrecognizable

[calm frost]

https://tenor.com/view/ajr-ajr-brothers-blue-man-group-ordinaryish-people-gif-25074217

[calm frost]

the oakleys on the avatar military dudes is so peak fam

https://tenor.com/view/gohan-its-so-peak-gohan-crying-gohan-its-so-peak-peak-gif-11211568239007237362

[low berry]

cant wait until u can post gifs without it opening a link

[agile copper]

I can

I can wait

I’m good

[calm frost]

sad

[tame breach]

the gifmageddon is so close

gifpocalypse also

[calm frost]

us oranges are rising up

[agile copper]

https://tenor.com/view/yoda-star-wars-gif-18746259

Buttscabs be like

TOO strong

[calm frost]

i made it to level 29 just now making a remark about frame thickness on glasses.

[tame breach]

blue buttscabs.. i dunno

[calm frost]

yuck

[tame breach]

here's a taste for you

[low berry]

looks good

[brazen sage]

yeahhhh the nights not over you're not trying hard enough 🎤😩

[low berry]

go off girl

[calm frost]

my brain is breaking as if it wasnt already

[tame breach]

i am literally you now .. sorry

[fast fiber]

Im honestly afraid of my gif vault tbh

[tame breach]

aww i got forced back

[calm frost]

get in line soldjah

[tame breach]

🫡

[calm frost]

i think once you got the power, you lose the urge type shi ong

en garde

[tame breach]

its exactly this.. and an unwritten honour system to not overuse that power

[calm frost]

wise samurai shi ye ye

[tame breach]

like sound of one hand clapping sitting on a mountain top

[calm frost]

'sactly

for now tho: https://tenor.com/view/fart-farty-fire-men-gif-27109076

[agile copper]

I think 90% of my favourited gifs are accept

[tame breach]

i need a gif check service so i can be sure i can use certain gifs here

[agile copper]

Oh hey look at that. You’re checked

[tame breach]

that means i can post it in brick house

[calm frost]

naw founder said you can do whatever you like in here, listen

[tame breach]

the best gif of all time is still pending content review on tenor lol

[agile copper]

This is true.

https://tenor.com/view/rock-tenacious-d-jack-black-kyle-gass-we-are-but-men-gif-14559414

[agile copper]

Greatest song in the world levels of good?

[tame breach]

no.. this is just a tribute

[wooden grove]

??

[tame breach]

flashbanged

lmao

[calm frost]

"goo-guh fliggoo giggoo, guh fliggoo, giggoo-buh-dee" - official lyrics from the bridge of tribute

[tame breach]

thats a classic flashbang

[tame breach]

i'm gonna guess the link contains a moderated word

[stark badge]

Jack Black is the only musician brave enough to mix skat jazz with rock and roll, that’s what makes him the goat

[low berry]

oh no

[calm frost]

truely so brave

[dull pilot]

yes. the link has Discord in it. @wooden grove save the pic and then post as an embed, not a link from a server.

[calm frost]

yo dad is calling you out

[wooden grove]

My apologies then

[tame breach]

tbh i like the catbang

[dull pilot]

no worries. i saw it happen in real time and was like - dude, it's just a cat.
then i saw the modlogs and was like OOOOH.

(we block discord links to prevent invites and spam and nonsense)

[calm frost]

yeah just the glimpse was amusing, especially second attempt

[brazen sage]

SHOW ME SHOW ME show me how ya do that trick 🎤😩

[dull pilot]

there were 4 attempts, which made it funnier.

[calm frost]

try it again homie

[tame breach]

jeff how do i get verification a gif is ok? like i know you;re in the brick house server and you can see it in general chat right about now

[low berry]

go awffff

[tame breach]

its my greatest achievement in 2026 😂

[calm frost]

the one that makes scream sea sick???

[dull pilot]

which gif? the cat one?

[agile copper]

And this one

https://tenor.com/view/flashbang-gif-22572243

Also funny

[tame breach]

no... lol .. can i dm it to you?

[dull pilot]

sure.

[calm frost]

yikes

[low berry]

@tame breach its cus its too sassy

[dull pilot]

i know. famous last words, right?

[calm frost]

dont ship him off

no matter what it is

[low berry]

bye stack

he comes back green

[calm frost]

stacks gone yall

his off in the bush

with raygun

[agile copper]

https://tenor.com/view/avengers-endgame-thanos-disintegrate-gif-16011539

[calm frost]

sequestered

[agile copper]

Stackhat after that dm

[low berry]

stacks 🕊️

[brazen sage]

i BAcked my CAr into a COPCAR the othah day 🎤😩

[low berry]

yesss get it..get it..get it!

[tame breach]

it was a no .. fair call tbh but also not lol 😂

[calm frost]

"arrr narrrr ive been sequestahhh'd!!!" - probably @tame breach

[low berry]

we they actually rolled you back to green

[calm frost]

phenomenal emphaSIS's

[tame breach]

jeff is now eye bleaching as we speak 😂

[brazen sage]

lol thanks, i was pretty proud of it too 😂

[calm frost]

give us a gif example of this

[tame breach]

https://tenor.com/view/cant-unsee-how-to-unsee-blind-homer-simpson-simpsons-gif-17613101

[calm frost]

this pleases cuz very much yes

[tame breach]

i think we should get a tribute emote of my gif

[calm frost]

i thought this was going to pop off, honestly

[brazen sage]

i was looking for a job and then i found a job, and heaven knows i'm miserable now 🎤😩

[calm frost]

iiiiiiiiinnn myyyyy loiiiiiiiffffeeeeeee

that reminds me how i have the official playlist for the game when all is said and done here: https://music.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLYfBjLfBR5eKSCrDL_p5-qiLi3m7iKrw8&si=qpyQr9xnIW27IbOS but maybe theres a way we could all make a gargantuan playlist

[brazen sage]

group playlists are pretty trivial to do on spotify, idk about youtube music tho

[calm frost]

there might be an outside source too

[tame breach]

i started making a playlist of stuff recommended here.. its like maybe a dozen songs atm.. was planning on taking more suggestions at some point

[calm frost]

have you given mine a proper gander

[tame breach]

its more of a ppl said to listen to xxx artist and i hand picked a couple songs

[brazen sage]

did someone say.... gander? 🪿🪿🪿

[calm frost]

honk

[tame breach]

the one you linked above?

[calm frost]

yesh

king gizz track 2, 'stralians

[tame breach]

i have not but i'll take a look tmw.. i am about to head to bed seeing as its 330am

its possible that is already in the list

[calm frost]

i thought big country were australian too but theyre scottish

im sure that happens all the time

[tame breach]

yeh nobody here ever thought a scottish person was one of our own

[calm frost]

but an american would. apologies mate

[calm frost]

i didnt read this, do you ever sleep?

[low berry]

america mentioned 🇺🇸 💪 🦅 🇺🇸

[calm frost]

yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[low berry]

boom 💥 boom💥 boom!!

[fast fiber]

sighs in poor

[calm frost]

thats what we do

[low berry]

u will have gifs soon friend

[tame breach]

if i need to get up early i'll go but lately i've been grabbing about 5-6 hrs from like 4-10am

[calm frost]

if i lick the boots of the billionaires tho, they'll help me later on

[fast fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-walking-class-morning-gif-23617930

[calm frost]

thats wild, good luck mang

[agile copper]

Me

[fast fiber]

Mmm tastes like economic distress 🤤

[honest thicket]

anyone else get a bug where you tailslide then completly disappear?

[calm frost]

oh right skateboard game

[low berry]

there are bugs in the game?

[calm frost]

get. out.

[fast fiber]

Oh, lock back in chat 😭

[agile copper]

“Hi my name is Michael with a B and I’ve been afraid of insects my whole life.”

[calm frost]

stahhhp

[brazen sage]

hold up, wait... where's the b?

[agile copper]

“What?”

[calm frost]

like roaches when the lights turn on type shi

[low berry]

huh???

[calm frost]

ScAtTEr!!!

rEtrEAT

[fast fiber]

Prank em John

[brazen sage]

"there's a beeeee?!" 😱

[calm frost]

reTReaT

[agile copper]

You misspelled Skater

[agile copper]

👀

[calm frost]

youre so right for that king

[tame breach]

i've been known to tell ppl my name like that.. but with a P and then say its silent

[calm frost]

you dropped this hon, 👑

[fast fiber]

Sometimes when order food for pick up and they ask for a name, i think of the most outlandish name i can in the moment

[tame breach]

anyways i'm off to bed.. nite all 💤

[low berry]

then u forget when they call it

who da heck is shamika

oh me

[fast fiber]

Some old lady thinks my name is Krados Barthalamew

[agile copper]

I usually tell people, “Loki, King of Asgard” cuz my real name is about as outlandish as Loki

[fast fiber]

This in fact has happened to me

“Leviticus is a crazy na- OH WAIT”

[quartz hornet]

Hello people ! Here's what I dislike about the game. There are no tattoos. There are no accessories like bracelets, watches, or necklaces; this is a real shame.

[low berry]

it is a shame

[calm frost]

pretty harmless, you can enter

we've granted you access. now, what say you?

[fast fiber]

What game?

Oh, The game

got emm

[calm frost]

what SAy YoU, skater??

speak up DeAr BoY

(im imagining Ian Mckellen or sumn)

[brazen sage]

viggo

[quartz hornet]

Also, the lack of hair color options is insufficient. The option to add colored highlights would be great. (My speaking time is limited; I have a 1-minute wait).

[brazen sage]

"fight for me and i will hold your oaths fulfilled. what say you? WHAT SAY YOU?"

[fast fiber]

If you or a loved one have been diagnosed with mesothelioma, you may be entitled to financial compensation

[calm frost]

edit your last message like a true ComPLainEr!

[calm frost]

yeah i'm screaming at this kid, then i croak and this message pops up

[fast fiber]

The “lack of” is insufficient? So you want more lack?

[calm frost]

oh you got him gooooooooood

[brazen sage]

obviously, duh 😤 we should have black yellow and orange, those are the only hair colors

[calm frost]

(we're all in agreeance with you vince btw)

[fast fiber]

Ive been known to arrange letters every now n then

[cunning goblet]

Speak for yourself

[calm frost]

oh god he woke up

[brazen sage]

yeah, there's a massive lack of hair colors and certain hairstyles

[quartz hornet]

What are you talking about? I'm French, my English is terrible, I use Google Translate

[placid anchor]

je bois du chocolat froid

[cunning goblet]

Boiii ive been awake, currently waiting in line at Space Mountain

[calm frost]

I am so sorry. Nous faisions les idiots.

[calm frost]

i made a guess of buzz lightyears ride

[wooden grove]

hey everyone

okay now it's just messing with me

[cunning goblet]

I just got off that one

[calm frost]

heh heh

[calm frost]

what was your score

[brazen sage]

i think 'insufficient' was a poor translation for what you meant, probably should have been like 'unacceptable' or something. not your fault tbh

[cunning goblet]

Like 200k

[calm frost]

i dont have any sort of context if thats good or not but its probably astronomical or sumn

[quartz hornet]

Of course

[tame breach]

perchance

[cunning goblet]

Its level 4, my girl got like 500k which is level 5

[cunning goblet]

Good morning

[calm frost]

Nous sommes d'accord avec vous.

[lusty mango]

if i collected a skate pass item and its now showing i didnt, where do i report it at?

[tame breach]

shh let me sleep

[cunning goblet]

Ohh my bad as you were

[calm frost]

turn off your noti's grandpa!

[cunning goblet]

No keep them on

[brazen sage]

just double checked this in google translate, for some reason it was surprising that google translates "tbh" correctly to "honnêtement" lol

[quartz hornet]

I hope they add more accessories, especially tattoos! Skaters have tattoos!!!! lol An option in the character menu would allow us to buy tattoos and have multiple ones or free

[brazen sage]

tattoos are confirmed, should be seeing them soon!

[lusty mango]

this game needs alot more than tattoos

[tame breach]

somebody check what buttscabs is saying .. ya know for safety

[brazen sage]

@calm frost gonna get ganked for that, be careful. they don't like messages they have to translate to make sure you're not being rude lol

[quartz hornet]

I love the skate. But things are missing 😱

[calm frost]

its harmless fun, unless youre a goose

@quartz hornet i'm so funny, right?

[wooden grove]

well yeah of course things are missing

this is a live service game

[brazen sage]

hold up, you can't say that 😱

[calm frost]

ok maybe dont point it out but ill delete

[tame breach]

see.. safety

[calm frost]

lame

[quartz hornet]

Yes man ! 🤣🤣🤣

[wooden grove]

hohohohoho

[calm frost]

yelling at myself for that, apologies bro

[quartz hornet]

Why do you say that, the beret ?

[calm frost]

i was being an idiote

[brazen sage]

i feel foolish. my motherboard doesn't have a usb 3.2 plug on it so i've been using my case for like 2 years without the top/front usb ports working. you can get a PCIe slot adapter for $20 🤦‍♀️

[iron mica]

Is there a goose on the loose?

[brazen sage]

🪿

there's always at least one

[quartz hornet]

Ah ok

[fast fiber]

Yall mind if i hold fakie push real quick?

[brazen sage]

🍋unacCEPTIBLE

[fast fiber]

The voice screamed in my head 😂😂

[calm frost]

yo lemongrab mentioned

10 years dungeon

[brazen sage]

petition to rename tuck knees to lemongrabs? 👀

[fast fiber]

Not before 360 flips to tre flips 😭

[quartz hornet]

Regarding the Vans in the game, they're so beautiful that I bought some in real life and in the game.

[calm frost]

lemongrab would be like doing an indy but though your legs to other side of the board. cumbersome and awk

[calm frost]

you seem like a pretty cool dude

[brazen sage]

so a weddle?

[quartz hornet]

I love, I've become a fan of the brand. 😂😂😂⭐

[raven imp]

🐲 🐲

[iron mica]

What model you grab?

[calm frost]

narrr like through your legs, i cant explain. would have to create a dioramma or sumn

[brazen sage]

wait, i coulda swore weddle/mutes were between the legs 🤔 i just checked and it's not

[fast fiber]

Time to dust off the ol’ handy dandy skatepedia

[quartz hornet]

SK8 HI

[pallid drift]

skating reg, its left hand between the legs toeside, i think scabs is talkin bringing like right hand thru legs to heelside

[calm frost]

https://tenor.com/view/coughing-fit-cough-gif-15015770

[calm frost]

youve a brilliant mind

[brazen sage]

none of them actually go between the legs from fs->bs or bs->fs tho, least not in the game. they go fs hand to a bs grab, but never through the legs

[quartz hornet]

I prefer the Primo and the Darkslide. 🤗🫨

[calm frost]

twisting your arm too, it would suck. like a lemon

youd scream like lemongrab

[pallid drift]

so like a stalefish thru the legs or smth? impalefish

[fast fiber]

Dudes named Stalefish:

[calm frost]

ooooh even worse. stalefish through the legs fr fr fr

delete delete delete it son!

quickly now!

[fast fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/no-hell-serious-stare-gif-12545658

[calm frost]

yo hongrys probs having a blast on spacemountain rn

[fast fiber]

I wonder if he’s eatin noodles today

[quartz hornet]

i'm kidding 🤣😹😹😹

[iron mica]

50/50 chance. He either is or he isn’t

[fast fiber]

That math checks out

[calm frost]

the five-o dont care about kidding around these parts

[pallid drift]

huge shoutout to 540+ aerials into stalls btw, got to be one of my favs

[fast fiber]

We take lollygagging pretty serious round these parts

[quartz hornet]

What if I were a cop too ? 🙄

[calm frost]

https://tenor.com/view/reaction-meme-stan-twt-funny-buckspendragon-tail-wagging-stops-gif-16056531801300743431

[brazen sage]

i personally would ban you

[calm frost]

we represent the lollipop guild ong

[fast fiber]

Tom foolery enthusiast

[quartz hornet]

Loool Stop it, there are real cops who skateboard, I swear ! 😹😹😹

[trim flume]

Why does the skate style demo already have better parks 😩

[fast fiber]

Anyone ever tell you you look like Beyonce?

[calm frost]

chase from paw patrol counts too, thems the rules

[scenic gull]

Stop right there criminal scum

[brazen sage]

especially chase from paw patrol. don't need to be copagandizing children 😤

[agile copper]

https://tenor.com/view/adventure-time-unacceptable-earl-of-lemongrab-no-watermark-gif-27371438

[fast fiber]

“Halt, present hall pass”

[calm frost]

https://tenor.com/view/hang-on-a-second-eric-cartman-south-park-s10e10-miss-teacher-bangs-gif-20883963

[fast fiber]

“2nd request, present hall pass”

[calm frost]

https://tenor.com/view/robocop-gif-18278319

[brazen sage]

ya know what's unacceptable? #skate-screenshots message

[agile copper]

What is happening

[slow creek]

yeah i just got here wtf goin on

[calm frost]

earl of lemongrab is a skin on fortnite apparently

[slow creek]

lol

[calm frost]

and No ONe ToLD mE

[modern radish]

Hello loves

[agile copper]

Bro he been a skin for years

[agile copper]

https://tenor.com/view/furry-fursuit-pink-fursuit-pink-furry-pink-gif-11354137769411739377

[modern radish]

Hello founder

[calm frost]

naawwww that had to be recent

[fast fiber]

Wagwan

[agile copper]

Wassup flote

[calm frost]

he just got added in last month, pfffft false gamer

[agile copper]

I am

Sad

[modern radish]

Chilling rn

[cunning goblet]

Alright guys im waiting in line at Matterhorn

[agile copper]

I was Misremembering

[cunning goblet]

I shouldn't have worn a hoodie, im sweating

[calm frost]

how them lines been in general

[calm frost]

rookie move

[cunning goblet]

About 30 min wait

[fast fiber]

Have you tried not sweating?

[cunning goblet]

Sorry I didnt get that patch

[fast fiber]

Try relaunching

[calm frost]

cant believe this guy

[slow creek]

tie the hoodie round your wiast like a proper tourist

[calm frost]

the turbo-mom move

[fast fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/druski-gif-9175862889036779404

[slow creek]

zactly

[cunning goblet]

They gonna put me back in queue if I do that

[fast fiber]

Man join queue in skate. feels like a fever dream

[cunning goblet]

I just took off the sleeve parts so its just on my neck

[cunning goblet]

Can't wait for them to bring it back, gonna be in line for 6 ppl

[fast fiber]

I remember loading up and it said 319k ppl or something crazy like that 💀

I think it would be mildly beneficial at the moment to have less servers so it makes the existing ones a bit more populated

[agile copper]

Bro ripped off the sleeves of his hoodie.

https://tenor.com/view/jack-in-the-box-ripping-sleeves-off-jack-in-the-box-man-funny-gif-4371150618330037160

Lmao

[calm frost]

quick put his skull mask over jack

[low berry]

u got the pants the zip off into shorts?

[calm frost]

optics yall

[olive torrent]

i still think it should try to put you on a server one of your friends is on if you have friends online.

[calm frost]

hes got breakaways and you wouldnt believe whats underneath dawg

[cunning goblet]

Wait do you see me?

[calm frost]

that would make too much sense fam

[agile copper]

😳

[brazen sage]

is it more breakaways?

[calm frost]

a crisp pair of khakis

[agile copper]

Woah Nelly. Love a sharp dressed man

[winged gale]

Arc raiders took over my life. So much snow can’t even skate. Looks like it’s time to shred in the digital world.

[muted parrot]

Can anyone help with the own the lot challenges in a party

[brazen sage]

https://discord.com/channels/771078623430967317/1446510746539262107

[low berry]

right behind ya

[calm frost]

i had to break my addiction to going topside for a minute and now i get merked on sight. lost my grit.

[brazen sage]

russian nesting pants

sorry, that crept up into my brain and had to get it out

[muted parrot]

Thanks 🙏

[calm frost]

no youre a hundred percent right

hunnid

[cunning goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/behind-you-jason-mantzoukas-nick-kroll-the-house-gif-11451496

[calm frost]

thats probably accurate

[low berry]

lmao the league

[brazen sage]

i was looking for a cat and then i found a cat, and heaven knows i'm happier now 🎤😩

[agile copper]

I want a cat.

😔

[olive torrent]

i don't think my dogs would like a cat but maybe at some point in the future

i've had cats before

[calm frost]

my cat has taken over my apartment. its his now, he makes the rules

[brazen sage]

older dogs can be chill with cats if they've never lived with them before

[olive torrent]

well we have 3 and one is like 50/50 either she's gonna hunt it or she'll be nurturing and sweet, one won't want to hurt it but he comes on wayyy too strong, and i think the youngest one will not like it

[brazen sage]

i got a second cat mostly on accident two octobers ago, i just went to look at aquarium things and the place i went to has an ARL center in the back and she was orange and had 5 extra toes and i had to take her home 🥹

[calm frost]

dont dogs like cower in fear with cats, i feel like even a bb cat could takeover a dog home

[fast fiber]

50/50

[olive torrent]

my boy, absolutely. the girls... i don't know

[calm frost]

ahhhh i gotcha

i just do what my cat tells me

[brazen sage]

my cat could represent me in court, i'd allow it

[calm frost]

he the coolest ong

[fast fiber]

2 of My cats would just try to jump the prosecutor, my 3rd cat will hide 😂

[brazen sage]

the judge would attempt to hold them in contempt and then get jumped too 😂

[fast fiber]

Literally 💀💀

My eldest cat has a body already 😭

[brazen sage]

mine does too, she was feisty back in her day. my younger cat i have to constantly threaten with boxing matches because she can't play nice with the older one. she always wins though lol it's the extra toes

[wintry jasper]

Skate. A TUTO HOW TO MOOVE FROM 300fps to 2 in seconds. This game is so bad rn i must restart my computer after a 22h of 24h stream

[calm frost]

peradactyl or sumn right?

[agile copper]

We love Clyde

[hallow chasm]

Anyone else getting a bug where they complete all of their dailies but you can’t claim the tab

So when you reload the game, it resets some of the completed tasks?

[placid anchor]

i have 2 more cats to be rehomed

(they do fit in a parcel 😆)

[wintry jasper]

The worst early acces of game i’ve ever seen EVEN THE SKATE INSIDER WAS LESS BROKE

[fast fiber]

The Day Before, right?

[agile copper]

Oh BROTHER don’t even mention that game in my presence lmaoooo

[fast fiber]

Bro 💀💀💀💀

[calm frost]

my heart hurts that the last of us 2 online mulitplayer thing got scrapped. that woulda been sick

[wintry jasper]

Ahah wdym. I must restart the game 10 Times in 4 hours on a 5K computer i do have 22K RIP Score and i do live +6hours everydays on the game

[fast fiber]

I thought you were talking about the game The Day Before

What cpu you have? @wintry jasper

Heh

[low berry]

huh

[calm frost]

hah

[brazen sage]

hih

[calm frost]

ima do my stuff

[fast fiber]

Ong you guys are great

If any of yall had a flat tire at 2am and needed help, id come

[agile copper]

Bet

I got a flat tire right now

You free?

[calm frost]

https://tenor.com/view/ooh-yeah-ooh-oh-lumberg-maybe-not-gif-16161147

[low berry]

can we just hang out at 2 AM?

[fast fiber]

Drop the lo, i got my impact blick on me

[fast fiber]

Absolutely, let’s get soft tacos and basque in the night sky

[agile copper]

On it.

308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico 87104.

[calm frost]

yo she mad already

[fast fiber]

Gps says arrival time will be in the updated roadmap

[agile copper]

Lmaooooo

[low berry]

calling it a blick 🤣

[low berry]

less go

[fast fiber]

I figured the other word wouldn’t have sufficed 💀

[spiral oyster]

Ya think we gonna be able to go to tutorial island again in season 3 ?

[calm frost]

tutorial island tuesdays

[agile copper]

Who knows!

I certainly hope so, but I don’t expect to

[calm frost]

i will be setting up camp when i get there. i aint leaving

[severe dagger]

I would like the boards that are original to the game to have a reference or logo that says "Video Skateboards Brand"

[fast fiber]

Tech deck griptape in game would go craazy

[calm frost]

gimme a tech deck dude skin. i wanna play as a thumb

[severe dagger]

If they collaborate, It could include a costume in the shape of a giant hand.

[calm frost]

whole hand works too

[brazen sage]

✌️

there, the tech deck costume

[potent snow]

Will lvishlv do something with the dark slides?

[hollow hazel]

Who

[calm frost]

#off-topic message

[fast fiber]

Dudes named Lvishlv:

[calm frost]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-walter-white-gif-8086630669522815021

[modest flume]

Anyone game completely crash when launching on pc ?

[calm frost]

only all the time

but that might be a me problem. i stick to my ps5

[fast fiber]

Sometimes it happens all the time

[modest flume]

I had to restart my pc twice it’s so annoying

[steel pelican]

Fortunately I've had maybe one hard crash since August

[chrome pelican]

Beep boop - hey chat happy Friday 🤙

[modest flume]

Sometimes it can work fine on the first try but other times like rn it just don’t lol but that’s good for you 🙏🏼

[low berry]

hello

[cunning goblet]

Howdy doody

[fast fiber]

Wagwan 🍑

[modest flume]

5th attempt 5th crash

[fast fiber]

Im rooting for you dude, usually if i crash, i verify file integrity and then restart pc and tht usually works for me

[low berry]

not an issue on console 💅

[fallen haven]

erm

[modest flume]

I don’t have a console it’s the only game I play unfortunately

[fast fiber]

You mean your PC-lite?

[low berry]

🫣

[peak ingot]

hello whats new on the game since S1 halloween ?

[pallid viper]

Not much impossibles, better hand plants few areas

[fallen haven]

they added new pants

[low berry]

how many

[pallid drift]

3

[low berry]

sheeesh

[slow creek]

threesh

good afternoon skaterinos

my local walmart does not carry purina live clear anti allergy cat food so i have to get it on amazon

[fast fiber]

Did my Minute Maid Berry punch arrive from Walmart yet? 🥹 👉 👈

Im quite parched

[eager spear]

What haz tha world come to // i need to get my kitties better muchins frfr

[slow creek]

nooo we had to hit john brooks first but its on thr way i promisw

[slow creek]

im just allrrgic af to my bf's cat and its starting to become unsustainable lol

[fast fiber]

Its stuck on Isle of Grom isn’t it? 😔

[slow creek]

😂

yeah my dad went to the isle of grom to get it, hes not gotten back yet

[fast fiber]

Did you teach him any speed glitches before sending him off?!

[low berry]

hi

[worldly river]

Is there something I can change in the settings to force flips? I don't want it to only let me go for it if "I can make it"

[opaque plank]

Also for whoever found the bug where if you hippy jump, do a backflip and click Y/🔺️it will make you get stuck in the ground if you do it on a ramp you will get launched in the air

[shadow wraith]

games tuff

[low berry]

flip do force basically. they flip based on the landing area and pretty much always complete.

[shadow wraith]

whole 2 minutes of slowmode is crazy lol they horrified of spam

[opaque plank]

It was mainly for when the game first came out, now it feels like its honestly only the same 100 or so people who talk in here regularly

[peak lodge]

Is there a bug with the game atm where your progress isnt saving?

[low berry]

yeah pretty much. I feel like it’s driving a lot of people away from staying on the server and engaging with the rest of us.

[low berry]

restart

[shadow wraith]

ehhhhhmazing

[peak lodge]

I just did all the dailies and weeklies, but couldn't claim anything and when I logged out/in the progress isn't counted

[low berry]

ouch. Just might have to try it again…

[eager spear]

Fax

[low berry]

big dog

[eager spear]

Börk 👹

[cosmic oar]

If everyone has slow mode immunity then how am I gonna feel special?!

[low berry]

we give u the 2 minute timer

[cosmic oar]

🙀

[low berry]

💅

[flat pollen]

no way they still have slowmode here

[low berry]

you better believe it

[eager spear]

u can go feel spcl winning throwdowns with 90k score in 1 min lmaoooo

[low berry]

90k is low….

[slow creek]

shaking my smh my head

greedy how are you not orange yet bruh

[flat pollen]

i remember there was that time where it got worse at launch and every playtesting wave so they had to make a long slow mode

[eager spear]

idk but i left my whole dang phone at home for work...

[low berry]

i was thinking the same thing but he only recently active i feel

[slow creek]

eh fair ig

[slow creek]

https://tenor.com/view/ea-skate-skate-ea-skill-issue-easkate-issue-of-skill-gif-5285261166405052523

[slow creek]

omg six hiiii

[low berry]

welcome back 🙂

[low berry]

like…all of it?

[slow creek]

yoooo my walmasrt delivery guy has started shopping

someone tell jinkou his berry punch is otw

[eager spear]

yes, i only joined this server for better Voice Chat when the game had nuffin ya know? VC ended up coming so I only stalked the msgs to see what u foos sayin due to 2 min slow mode ... i have only been apart of my friends discord so I was a little confused. I thought TS3 was gonna stick around and didnt give this a chance. Glad I am close to defeating this challenge. its a lot of yappin // still good tho, happy to be invited !!\

[low berry]

hey jin 👆

[low berry]

we have good times 🙂

[slow creek]

yuhhh we're glad you're here ✊

[low berry]

hiyyyaaaa 🙂🙂🙂

[eager spear]

a lot of haters on my Red panda slips... need me a Big Black security on the streets of San Van tn

[formal musk]

anyone else having a issue where your challenges are not actually completing?

[naive grotto]

Literally every-time I want to spend money… oh look there’s nothing to buy and repeat bundles I already paid for. Woohoo plz do better with the shop if you plan to keep the game around so we can support the community and longevity of the game

[potent snow]

I am gold in brawlhalla

[eager spear]

Round of applause Mr. Fakie Christ air. Amazing. What did it take?

[potent snow]

Everything

[eager spear]

bro went beast mode on em

[chrome pelican]

Freeeeeedommmmmm

[agile copper]

Chat’s so green right now. Love it

[naive grotto]

Dude ever since I learned how to grind transition properly by using a power slide the game feels so much more real

[eager spear]

fax, i go to the pool in Gullcrest on the roof and try it over the Pool water drain area!!

[low berry]

havent heard of this

[eager spear]

https://tenor.com/view/ratatouille-rat-gif-27702042

[low berry]

ohhhh interesting it works nice. ive never tried to powerslide to the lip of a ramp for a grind

[low berry]

lol me

[eager spear]

Yes u

[opaque plank]

Console or pc?

[formal musk]

pc

[peak ingot]

ok ty bro

[naive grotto]

Just power slide upon entry to coping at a slight angle. A YouTube commenter told me I didn’t believe it but grinds feel and look real when you slide into them like in reality I just didn’t know the mechanic existed. Thanks random bro

[icy hare]

Ahaha heell yeah

[low berry]

i tagged u in a video i shared. first attempts so its boring but i got it.

[naive grotto]

Yes just like that but if you powerslide a bit later it will look a bit more realistic (Almost instant movement)

[low berry]

i’m working on it 🫣🫣

[eager spear]

this guy

[low berry]

right here 👆

[spiral oyster]

Anyone having issues with hard flips in the game? It’s hard to register the trick for me

[naive grotto]

What it’s wrong to be excited about a new play style… lame

[eager spear]

nothing. I was talking to the Rat not u

[low berry]

yeah tbh

[low berry]

🐀

[naive grotto]

I’m jk I don’t really care. Hardflips no issue but nollie hardflips that’s a completely different story almost impossible for my fingers to do landed 1

[low berry]

ive been practicing them a lot for no reason 😓

[eager spear]

ghetto bird after u master them nollie :p

[worldly river]

Yeah, but I can't flip on flatground

[low berry]

oh…well…

[hollow hazel]

I don’t think anyone can, how they gonna do the motion capture for that

[eager spear]

i will do it i guess. Need some $$ // cant backflip irl jk

[cunning goblet]

Man my legs killing me

[eager spear]

Hope u have Unc steppers on // have u arrived? hows the weather on the opposite side of the globe bro

[low berry]

where tf r u

[eager spear]

He went to Iraq. Japan?? def jpn lol

[low berry]

YOU bruh

[low berry]

wait lol he aint in japan yet

[eager spear]

see i didnt know timeline well enuf and im in someones game. i dont see u on my list.

[low berry]

i been staring at ur name for 30 min now

[eager spear]

well well well. I have complained about my buggy friendlists about 4x in here so I dont feel like being a spammy mf. Dude i haventtt seen picasso or bdmars on in over a month now... i have to find them In these Megaservers usually. Talking bout them 9-5ers ya know

[low berry]

oh i know

theyre on ur friends list doh?

[calm frost]

@low berry @eager spear just playin for a hawt minute, ill be back later too tho

[eager spear]

yeah. we played basically since the start up until we found the megaservers a lil bit ago

[low berry]

my tricks are not registering??

[calm frost]

yea that shi wack

[eager spear]

I didnt even see someone do the challenge lol

[low berry]

wtf now we smooth that challenge felt weird

[calm frost]

whos hoopla, stealing my swag

[low berry]

total buzzzz kill

[cunning goblet]

Currently at 13k steps, and im at Disneyland

[eager spear]

Not too shabby

[cunning goblet]

Bruhh my girl wanted to go ride after ride, I had no water until now

[low berry]

bruh

[fallen haven]

bruh my girl

[eager spear]

OMG. insane. i cant imagine the lines. Queues at amusement parks suck

[low berry]

MY girl

[cunning goblet]

I chugged the bottle we got and she wanted another one. I drank half that one too

[fallen haven]

i’m taking bout

[low berry]

$10 water bottle

[calm frost]

priceless memowies

[cunning goblet]

$5 ea, it was worth it

[fallen haven]

fill up at splash mountain

[calm frost]

delectable

[eager spear]

H owns a Girl, ur body immediately used that Water like helppp

[cunning goblet]

There's no more splash mountain

[low berry]

@calm frost u started this challenge and ur not even playing it 😂😂

[fallen haven]

owns a girl smh

[low berry]

omg why u end it

[calm frost]

its this other dude!!

[cunning goblet]

Wow such a quitter

[low berry]

oh yeah 😏

[calm frost]

allegations are false

aight one moh challenge then ill hop back on in a lil if yall still playin

[eager spear]

gotcha gotcha

[low berry]

ok cool i gotta eat anyways

[calm frost]

🫡🫡🫡

[brazen sage]

i was looking for a goose and then i found a goose, and heaven knows i'm honk-honking now 🎤😩

[low berry]

honky tonky

[calm frost]

my favorite song by the honks

[eager spear]

Ah yes

[brazen sage]

same, it's so profound 😔

[calm frost]

cant believe curling is real still

[eager spear]

lol whyyyy

[hollow hazel]

Curling should be every single country’s national sport

[brazen sage]

yep, it's the only real sport tbh

everyone else just pretenders

[calm frost]

its so silly bro, these peeps go crazy with a squeegee to make their stone hit another stone? and they got specialized shoes? its awesome

[eager spear]

Gotta keep the tradition and sport aliveeeee

[brazen sage]

i feel stupid wearing sunglasses on this shady-a map

[light heron]

who got a old clash of clans account they dont use , give it to me

[brazen sage]

no thank you

[potent snow]

Still in gold

[cosmic snow]

Can’t doooo

[opaque plank]

It seems to be pc only issue with that in particular, almost everyone who has brought it up has been on pc. It might be related to the driver issues as well tbh

[hollow tendon]

Is anyone having difficulties with claiming the daily tasks for today or was mine just glitched? I didn’t try to restart yet

[civic topaz]

Hello

[eager spear]

whats poppin

[civic topaz]

Hru

I just logged into this server

[iron mica]

i honestly think its time

[vernal mica]

skate is my fav game to age regress on. 10/10

[iron mica]

sometimes you have to relog and redo the tasks if the counter is broken, you'll notice when you finish a task and it doesnt have a checkmark on the popup despite being higher than the total. Its a common bug that popped up recently that i'm sure they are aware of

i thinkk i complain about it about every other day

[eager spear]

whoever was in tylers lobby been AFK at the end of my mission for 30 mins now lol gonna go take a food break. GG

[eager spear]

I was just doin some challenges. Yeah, been a long day good to skate

[safe dagger]

So question since I just finished the zine are they gonna reset all the tickets I earn from
Now on or? Just wondering if I should stop playing till the next zine or not

[tiny prism]

Apparently an amount transfers over to next season but we don't know how much

[fast fiber]

You keep 25% of tix i believe

[hollow hazel]

Last time round it was a 75% tac

Aw someone beat me to it

[civic topaz]

amazing

[raven imp]

hehe

[unique nebula]

Happy pizza pie Friday!

[eager spear]

I had a mini pep pizza at lunch

[hollow mango]

[brazen sage]

i wish i had pizza 😢

[vagrant fulcrum]

how has the game been released this long but it feels the exact same

[slow creek]

i have pizza 😈

[brazen sage]

noooooooo 😭
can i come over 🥺🙏

[low berry]

how long as the game been out for?

[slow creek]

of course boo

[brazen sage]

yessssss

[vagrant fulcrum]

since september

[slow creek]

we're having a charcuterie board rn but we can heat up pizza for you

[brazen sage]

pizza AND charcuterie?! wowee

[low berry]

i have cheese heheheh

[open token]

game development is slow.

[vagrant fulcrum]

i used to defend this game

[topaz frost]

Are switch 360 hard flips steezy or cheesy

[open token]

same. now im just apathetic

[vagrant fulcrum]

until i realized, the impossible was already made months before it released and they are just holding stuff back on purpose

[potent snow]

Being gold in brawlhalla

[vagrant fulcrum]

it's not waiting for it to be developed

it's waiting for their timeline.

aka the seasons

which absolutely sucks

[vagrant fulcrum]

they genuinely SHOWED us in a youtube video someone doing it in game months before it was out

[vagrant fulcrum]

i promise you its not this

[brazen sage]

@vagrant fulcrum keep in mind that Full Circle isn't a AAA studio, EA is but they're just the publisher on this one. you're used to the pacing of studios with hundreds of employees on a full crunch. development is definitely moving slow here which sucks, but i get it. try to have a bit of patience.

[potent snow]

The impossible was on pre alpha

[vagrant fulcrum]

no it wasn't? unless they removed it closer to release

i was in the playtest for months as well.

[vagrant fulcrum]

please read what i said above.

i promise you most of it is probably developed they just wanna wait for their dumb seasons.

[potent snow]

It was bruh

[brazen sage]

if that were true, they wouldn't have pushed s3 back a week. lettem cook

[open token]

What makes something AAA to you?

[eager spear]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-catto-gif-15346413526676920650

[hollow hazel]

No development only updates

[potent snow]

I remember when they leaked the impossible accidentally and some people who played the alpha said it was the same command

[hollow hazel]

Oh cool we got trick conspiracies now

[vagrant fulcrum]

i wish people would stop defending bad gaming practices

[potent snow]

Jefferson files

[brazen sage]

that's a weird disingenuous question imo, it's a bit nebulous isn't it. Rockstar is what most people consider a AAA studio, they employ hundreds if not thousands of people on the same game at any one time. Full Circle's actual dev team is less than 100 people. I don't expect them to move mountains every time we ask. I agree that it's moving slower than I would like though.

[vagrant fulcrum]

sorry but

this isn't true

you obviously weren't in the playtest

[potent snow]

Ah, I thought they would believe my fake news

[brazen sage]

not defending it, just providing evidence that your statement is bollocks

[vagrant fulcrum]

im just stating factual information man

the impossible was already done months before it released, they showed it off

[potent snow]

At least my gold rank in brawlhalla is real

[vagrant fulcrum]

you don't have to believe me but it's true

[open token]

I mean you made the distinction. I would argue they're AAA in the same way Bethesda is AAA when they made skyrim. Both studios with similar headcounts.

Skyrim was made with around 100 people in 4-5 years

[vagrant fulcrum]

except skyrim was when again?

2011?

2012?

[open token]

why does that matter?

[potent snow]

It's not impossible to believe in you

[vagrant fulcrum]

game development is harder nowadays and every studio reflects this

every game takes forever to come out nowadays

from rockstar to bethesda to literally everyone

[slow creek]

huh? how many people worked on skyrim?

[open token]

100-200

[hollow hazel]

So why is it a big issue that FC is taking time to develop their game lol

[eager spear]

Cheeseburger?

[slow creek]

i never thought of bethesda as a AAA studio

[hollow hazel]

Read the room gremlins !!

[slow creek]

hi noodle-- wait a second

[hollow hazel]

I think we’re arguing or something

[vagrant fulcrum]

im questioning why we have to wait for seasons when stuff is completed way before the actual season comes out, is all

like impossibles

[slow creek]

no we're not 😡

[hollow hazel]

Why do I have to wait for autumn

[vagrant fulcrum]

me when im disingenuous

[potent snow]

I want to use the soft spot on babie's head as ashtray

[hollow hazel]

I don’t agree 😤

[brazen sage]

I was being generous when I said 100 for skate, the credits list loads of auxilary team members but the full time team has like 3-7 person teams per focus

[slow creek]

i don't agree more 🤬

[hollow hazel]

So games can take time to develop BUT skate shouldn’t ? Idk your argument broski

[cunning goblet]

Im just here to say im 17k steps down

[eager spear]

grinding

[vagrant fulcrum]

you aren't reading

[slow creek]

hi hongry!

[vagrant fulcrum]

or comprehending

[hollow hazel]

I’m 17k ft from the edge and I’m thinkin’

[vagrant fulcrum]

that's fine

that's fine

dont chip in if you aren't though

[slow creek]

lol

[tame breach]

mornin ☕

[slow creek]

aye stack

[low berry]

bollocks

[brazen sage]

"..i'm pretty far from the edge actually, maybe things are ok 🙂"

[cunning goblet]

Howdy, im over Disneyland now. Ready to go.home

[slow creek]

it's a several people are typing kinda convo rn

[potent snow]

Maybe 17 thousand feet ain't so far down

[cunning goblet]

Ill join you

[hollow hazel]

Dude you’re saying contradicting things tho. “Why skate no update” followed by “game dev takes time”

[potent snow]

I wish skate yes update

[hollow hazel]

They made an impossible animation I don’t think it’s a big deal it didn’t come instantly

[vagrant fulcrum]

once again you're just being dishonest

stop replying tho

[hollow hazel]

I’m quoting you lol

Dang can’t even try to have a discussion 😞

[slow creek]

smh

literally 1984

[vagrant fulcrum]

You're falsely quoting me "lol"

[hollow hazel]

Username checks out

[open token]

I don't question them having a much smaller team earlier in development but according to linkedin they have 191 people there now. A decent chunk of them wont be developers but I don't think that changes just how slow specifically skate. development has been. It's over 5 years at this point

[potent snow]

Yk, idc about these impossible things I want the skate 3 360 hardflip animation in the game

[slow creek]

191 people is insanely tiny for a game with a playerbase and scope this large

[low berry]

hello welcome to costco i love u

[hollow hazel]

I’ve been advised I’m no longer allowed to reply

Who wants pancakes

[slow creek]

omg hiiii

[low berry]

same

[low berry]

hiiiii

[cunning goblet]

Hello can I get a chicken bake

[olive torrent]

🤔

[brazen sage]

yeah, i agree it's moving slow. the games industry has changed a lot since skyrim too, a lot of workplaces have unionized ending horrible work practices like forced overtime

[low berry]

yes absolutely here u go

[slow creek]

me pick me (all caps)

[hollow hazel]

starts discussion

people discuss

Hey stop that

[potent snow]

Can you make me the rubbery nuggets

[slow creek]

the huh

[low berry]

YOU HAVE TO HAVE SOME SMALL LETTERS

-# this is a test lets see if this works idk we will see more words and words

[hollow hazel]

I don’t have any rubber plants

[cunning goblet]

Alright guys thats it, im booting up

[vagrant fulcrum]

if only you wanted a real conversation instead of quoting me falsely, im always down

[low berry]

no more!

[slow creek]

honestly i think starting a load of crosstalk is a great way to shut down whiners so we vibing

[open token]

I wouldn't say tiny at all. That's a pretty solid team that should be able to work efficiently without any crazy middle management.

[potent snow]

The nuggets that are so chewy they feel like rubber

[slow creek]

191 people at a company is like maaaaybe 50 devs max

[slow creek]

costco sells nuggets?? that's news to me

[open token]

How are you defining dev? Coders?

[potent snow]

Y'all need to get on brawlhalla

[brazen sage]

coding, bugfixing, engineers, artists and their leads

[open token]

so what do you think the other 141 people are doing?

[slow creek]

coders, designers, artists, animators, QA, etc

[eager spear]

I forgot about it year after year. psyched when i seen my friends playing on Steam though.. never thought I'd see the day

[potent snow]

Food?

[slow creek]

managers, payroll, HR, but mostly managers

concept artists?

[open token]

That makes sense. Sorry for questioning you.

[brazen sage]

there's also i think 4 community managers including jeff?

[potent snow]

Jeff is all of them

[brazen sage]

jeff is all 191 of them

[eager spear]

Can confirm^

[calm frost]

Anybody wanna pway the game

[little harbor]

Is there such thing as setting yourself available to help people? 🙂 just finished my tasks

[brazen sage]

i would but my tummy is calling me 🥺👉👈
@little harbor i wish, we need some matchmaking ASAP

[low berry]

yesss

[potent snow]

Play brawlhalla? Sure!

[cunning goblet]

Yea im down

[calm frost]

Ain’t you at Epcot or sumn??

[potent snow]

You wanna get on brawlhalla? @calm frost

[low berry]

china

[brazen sage]

https://forums.ea.com/idea/skate-bug-reports-en/texturesobjects-missing-at-the-edge-of-camera/13165331
anybody wanna give my bug report a little bumparooni? maybe add your own videos/screenshots of textures/objects disappearing when they're not supposed to?

[cunning goblet]

Nah im right behind you

[olive torrent]

oh i just finished the pass, i didn't realize i was there yet

[calm frost]

Is that like candy crush

[tame breach]

-# i'm also behind you 👀

[potent snow]

Nah, smash bros

[calm frost]

https://tenor.com/view/feeling-scared-ren-höek-ren-%26-stimpy-terrified-anxious-gif-15331526036595201361

[calm frost]

Ohhhhhhhhhh! no.

[tame breach]

i still havent worked out what is happening here..
thats ok, got my coffee

[potent snow]

Yes

[low berry]

nothing

[calm frost]

Should I join urs

[cunning goblet]

Yea should I join too?

[tame breach]

* joins anyways *

lol

[calm frost]

Hehehehe

[tame breach]

i'm not in the game and get dogpiled with joins

[potent snow]

I'm joining stackhat, I don't even have him added
@calm frost 👆

[calm frost]

Join us fwen

Freaky Bobby is typing

[low berry]

i turn my grind assist to 0 and all of a sudden im michael jordan at this game

[tame breach]

i'm hiding bet you cant find me

[echo path]

wow this server DIED since release. testing if still 2m slowmode??

[potent snow]

Michael Jordan can't skate

[cunning goblet]

Im dead inside

[echo path]

Why

[potent snow]

@calm frost sinistro9121

[cunning goblet]

Just walked all day at Disneyland. Im tired

[low berry]

don’t forget ur free tix in the shop

[echo path]

-> Goes to Disney Land
-> Dead inside after

Suspicious.... I don't think you absorbed enough Disney. Some people spend thousands of $ to go there once lol

[calm frost]

Join mine, rickshaw_112

[brazen sage]

i think the dead inside after might be from too much disney absorption

[fast fiber]

It’s cause you haven’t been here😢

[low berry]

ohh ur new here

[potent snow]

U got a closed party