general-discussion

[cunning goblet]

bruhh they just teleported away

lmao what a re we even doing at this point

[hollow mango]

No clue

[agile copper]

Are my arms broken on your screen? I’m doing the arms behind back emote lmao

[fast fiber]

lets skate a cutty spot

[cunning goblet]

yea it is

[agile copper]

One of the easiest and goofiest glitches

I’m holding my board like a sword

[cunning goblet]

ill follow your lead

[calm frost]

im curious what a cutty spot could be so im in 🫡

[agile copper]

So, I just discovered that if you try to do a impossible grab with a broken arm, you absolutely wig out

[modern radish]

Goodnight everyone

[cunning goblet]

noice pfp, nighty night 😴

[fast fiber]

cutty spot just means like a small kinda over looked type area

are u rickshaw? 😭

[cunning goblet]

yea he is

[low berry]

@calm frost

[calm frost]

that me mmhmm mhhm

im tryna do a skateball through the church, i dont have the shopping cart tho so i got a toilet as the basket

[hollow mango]

If y'all see me standing still I'm trying to edit someone Line rq

[fallen haven]

why

[cunning goblet]

i can help after, im ade a jump on the church roof

[fallen haven]

beep boop

[golden spire]

how are yall doing the 180k spin challenge

[fast fiber]

meep morp

[west solar]

I've had to be a responsible adult and good friend today, so I couldn't play ALL DAY.. How do you guys deal with the Skate. jitters?

[fallen haven]

boom boom BOOM

[cunning goblet]

yooo should we add a skateball hoop after the ramp?

[calm frost]

chyeeea

[cunning goblet]

i only have 1 more QDO left

[agile copper]

I can help

[golden spire]

yall in the same game? can i join?

[fallen haven]

i was gonna hop on with a homie but he flaked on me 😔

[agile copper]

Bro placing the backboard is hard

[agile copper]

Duh fam

[calm frost]

sure! my screen name is rickshaw_112 if you wanna join it 🫡

[fast fiber]

screen name is crazyyy

unc exposed

jkjkjk

[calm frost]

he has the tech down pat

[golden spire]

added

[fallen haven]

i’m still devastated by the line i couldn’t clip because the editor was broken

[calm frost]

im just an old man having a slice of fun pie

[fallen haven]

it kept clipping under the floor even though i had no frames placed that low

[calm frost]

my dude basically using his board as a walker rn

[fast fiber]

same same

[cunning goblet]

yooo seeing yall do rocket air down the roof is sick af

[agile copper]

Wait till I hit a rocket air impossible on this ramp here inna sec

[calm frost]

rocket air is secret tech fa sho

[agile copper]

I’ve been trying to hit it this whole time

[fast fiber]

nahh, Benihana is

[cunning goblet]

bruhhhh i just tried to do a coffin lol

[calm frost]

i mean like its a cheat to land easier lol

[fast fiber]

ohh, fax😆

[fast fiber]

just laced it first T nbd

[calm frost]

alrighty folks, imma head out. its been real 🫡🫡🫡

[cunning goblet]

damnn alright man, its been fun

nooo the hoop is gone

[agile copper]

I didn’t even think about doing a coffin impossible.

I wonder if that’s doable.🤔

[calm frost]

ahhh shii sorry fam!!

[agile copper]

It’s Possible

Video incoming

[cunning goblet]

i landed the coffin but it loses all the speed

[agile copper]

No I mean doing an impossible flip while in a coffin

[brazen sage]

i'm about to resort to violence, grind assist 0 is pushing me away from grinds again 😭 it's been perfect for like 4 days

[agile copper]

I saw those coffin impossibles. I’m proud of you

[cunning goblet]

you inspired me lol, i actually almost got it

[agile copper]

I’m clipping it right now lol

[cunning goblet]

waitt are we the only ones in this lobby

[fast fiber]

whoaaaaaa

we aree hahaha

[hollow mango]

@fast fiber pep #skate-videos 👀

[agile copper]

I’m getting some crazy graphical bugs in this export

If it follows me outside of the video editor imma restart and rejoin

[elder otter]

guys i could use some help being able to fix my skate game

[cunning goblet]

@brazen sage we're in like a private lobby, if you wanna join us

[brazen sage]

niceeee, definitely

[cunning goblet]

@cosmic oar yoo you wanna join our private lobby?

[cosmic oar]

👀

gimme a sec to think about it

[cunning goblet]

okay my party open so just join

[cosmic oar]

ok ill join but im still thinking

[agile copper]

1

What do you think? Lmao

[cosmic oar]

🤔

dunno actually

[potent snow]

Yo guys, I got a gf

[cosmic oar]

nuh uh.. 🫢

@cunning goblet it says ur party is closed

[cunning goblet]

its open, also your invites are off

[brazen sage]

kickflip beni backflip 😎

[cosmic oar]

rate fit

[potent snow]

Fym nuh uh

[agile copper]

So…you can double bug.

If you do the broken arms glitch, and then do the grab flip trick glitch…your body contorts more than a babies face after eating a lemon

It’s super funny

[cosmic oar]

im in disbelief!

[brazen sage]

i have spotted a rando 👀

no longer a private lobby

or is that just tinny? i thought we were friends already tho 🤔

[cunning goblet]

i dont think i can make this coffin dunk, not enough speed

[cosmic oar]

oh so we're hooping

[brazen sage]

i'm mostly crashing but ye

[hollow mango]

im getting tired is bout to be like 2am for me uhh can i get a quick group pic before i go im infront of the church

[brazen sage]

if you could emote while sitting this game would be top of the steam charts

[umbral marten]

that's cap and you can

[hollow mango]

aight i got a good one thx ill post in a bit in #skate-screenshots

[agile copper]

Sitting is an emote, you can’t do two emotes at once.?

[brazen sage]

i was SO CLOOOSE

[cunning goblet]

no way you get it before us, we've been going for a hot min now

[brazen sage]

i got backboard two times in a row lol

[hollow mango]

Is in #skate-screenshots thx for the session

[north plank]

I can’t connect in skate. Is asking the the code I have enter and nothing working I have do everything but nothing working is the 4th time is happening (anyone can help me?) (I’m playing on Xbox series S)

[cosmic oar]

i just bricked it 😭

[brazen sage]

noway

[cosmic oar]

ok i didn't make it but it was close!

[brazen sage]

i thought i saw a board in there lol

[north plank]

No developer searching a patch for that🥀

[agile copper]

😔

[brazen sage]

you search the error code?

wait, does it count if I land in the basket?

[agile copper]

Well fellas, it’s been fun, but imma dip. Gotta get some sleep for tomorrow

[brazen sage]

have a good night, foundery!

[cunning goblet]

alright man, see you soon. Also Happy Birthday 🎊

[vestal turtle]

Cheeseburger

[brazen sage]

welp, fellas... my game hit the directx wall of pain and died 😔

[cunning goblet]

rip they said this shot is impossible

[brazen sage]

*ron howard voice* in the end it wasn't the hoops that did it, it was a box truck that took me out.

a box truck bent on my inevitable doom, hauling a truckload of indecipherable dx dump nonsense 😔

[iron mica]

here comes da boom

[brazen sage]

so tru, lil buddy

[wooden grove]

guys I don't know when I'll get blue name

I need it

[cunning goblet]

@cosmic oar welp the hoop is gone now

[cosmic oar]

yeah someone was griefing us earlier

[cunning goblet]

switching back to height 3 feels so weird now

[cosmic oar]

do I look like piccolo

[cunning goblet]

if your character was green maybe

[cosmic oar]

ok lets race

follow me

when a snowman appears, u go

i won!

welp

[cunning goblet]

ggs man well played

[cosmic oar]

i won again!

ok ollie over this

[cunning goblet]

if only @tame breach was here to talk to us

[full narwhal]

Morning peeps 👋

[untold barn]

H

[cosmic oar]

ok lets see who can slide the furthest

[cunning goblet]

bruhh i cant even do it anymore

[cosmic oar]

dont give up!

u cant let me win again!

ok wow

we gotta beat that now

[cunning goblet]

bruuhhhh if the light pole wasnt there

[cosmic oar]

you would have won if it weren't for the pole ye 🤣

ok there is no way im beating that

[cunning goblet]

dont give up!
u cant let me win this

[cosmic oar]

🙄

bruh...

[cunning goblet]

wow that was really close

[cosmic oar]

ok i quit!

and also im logging off!

forever!

[full narwhal]

Nooooo

[cunning goblet]

rip see you tomorrow lol

[slow creek]

bye tinceo

[cosmic oar]

Farewell

🤧

[full narwhal]

7:30am… do I get up… do I stay in bed… 🧐

[slow creek]

on a saturday? get you some more zs boi

[full narwhal]

Normally this would 100% be me ha.

But I’ve slept so much from being sick. And my catto just woke me up for some attention. So kinda maaaaybe thinking get up go out somewhere for breakfast. Get a coffee. Remember what the world looks like outside 😂

[undone swan]

on-board distance, bottom tier daily

[full narwhal]

Yo @slow creek I think today might be the day. 😎

Half way through level 14 now. Not far to go! 🙏

[untold barn]

Honestly the game rewards us too much I think we should only get 2 rip chips for daily tasks and 5 tix

[tawny bolt]

honestly I feel like it could even be more than that 😭 Have you seen the Skate Pass cosmetic prices?

I personally won’t buy tix and prefer to just grind the game, so if the daily rewards were any lower I’d be lowkey pissed. Grinding should actually feel worth it, especially for players who don’t want to spend real money.

[untold barn]

I was joking but yeah I get you man

[hard summit]

Good morning everyone. Any tip to do the 3240 flip of week 8?

[full narwhal]

M-corp tower is the best way normally. Over the gaps to the cranes.

If you struggle, you can just do it off the tower and spread eagle into the ground to cheese it 😅

[untold barn]

Already know the next costume gonna be that stupid hot dog

[dapper temple]

ello

[hard summit]

Exactly what I have been doing for 20 minutes, but I didnt pass from 2000 🥲

[ebon lake]

completely no UI clutter + pop out of grind/manual setting please 😭 🙏

[golden spire]

anyone in a party rn? bored

[sleek sandal]

Best controller settings? And camera settings for zoomed out view please and thank you 🙌🏻

[kind saffron]

wanna play join vc

[neon oracle]

you just gotta flick the stick or do the trick quicker for a faster spin, other then that m-corp is just the easiest, there just isnt a better place where you can win

[sleek sandal]

Howdy

[potent snow]

Have y'all heard saint von?

[cinder field]

#skate-videos message

[untold barn]

Just cheese it then, it’s pretty straight forward you might have to flick it quicker to speed the trick up

[fervent sorrel]

why does the team refuse to put back Controller Input UI in the replay editor?

[hard summit]

God, okey the thing was that I am stupid. I read SPIN instead of FLIP

[cinder field]

Haha ah. Yeh 3240 spin would be hard.

Doable tho, if you’d cheese it by linking 18 180’s with manuals 🤣

[hard summit]

I tried too and as I didnt get it I thought Maybe It was bugged or didnt do the manual on time xd

[cinder field]

Now I kinda want them to add a 3240 spin task next time lol

[vestal turtle]

Cheeseburger

[rose rivet]

Hotdog

[visual stone]

Still not winner for the t shirt contest?????!

[prisma hearth]

Well life on the outside ain't what it used to be

[worthy moss]

#skate-tshirt-contest message

[nimble charm]

Oh. Huh. Legitimately had no idea the winners were named. Well. I'm really into one of those. That's cool.

[sharp yarrow]

Went back and played so session last night.
And now I’m sad 😞
How does that game get so much right yet Ea skate can’t 🤷‍♂️
Difficulty options,
Game economy,
Being able to buy (and break ) boards and deck setups that effect how the board handles.
Even has a decent little story mode with some pro skaters in.

So much of the blue print is already out there.
All Ea skate needed to do was iterate😞

[nimble charm]

I feel like the difficulty is handled incredibly tbh. But yeah, lack of board wear & tear, as well as the absence of a story is disappointing.

[visual stone]

L designs

[worthy moss]

I mean I liked one of them

[elder otter]

does anyone know why my ea anti cheat wont let me boot up skate

[cinder field]

I kinda like one of them. But I think it’s funny that 2 of them aren’t even t-shirts and none of them conform to the specs stated in the rules 🙂

[jovial grove]

I think they're all okay, with the exception of the misspelling of Brickswich... Reaaaaally hope they fix that instead of taking the design as is. 😅

[cinder field]

Yeah I hope so too.

[worthy moss]

I didnt even notice that 😭

The amount of times ive seen people misspell it, kinda funny

[steel pelican]

hello

Brickswitch, oh my days it's over 😔

[jovial grove]

Maybe the devs who voted did not notice either. I won't pretend that I wasn't confused upon seeing that.

[worthy moss]

For sure pretty easy to miss

Especially if like they are going over a lot of designs

[jovial grove]

I wish I could miss it 😭 drives my brain absolutely bonkers just glancing at it. 😂
-# Omg I have been informed privately that the first shirt has it wrong too... Over and over again. I hadn't zoomed in to see that yet. I'm dead.

[vestal turtle]

Cheeseburger

[calm frost]

#skate-videos message

[echo flower]

Session sucks imo. It shouldn't take 200 hours of practice just to be able to hit tricks consistently. Also the animations look weird as hell so even when you do manage to do something it looks like crap because the skater's upper and lower body animations don't match up

[low berry]

soooooo

[opaque crest]

hey

did they updated the ragdoll for skate in one of the latest updates?

[upbeat stag]

Session does suck EA skate is goated

[fast fiber]

Wagwan sk8rs

[prisma hearth]

Ocean Wisdom's Revvin' makes me feel like a badass

I hope it doesn't get removed in S3

[untold barn]

Normalise not using the middle sticker slot so you can see shi better

[spark magnet]

I wouldn’t think of covering up the crazed nutcracker

[pallid drift]

I rarely use stickers. Only occasionally the Angry Cheetah one.

[spark magnet]

Currently -5 outside, so I’m staying inside to play some vidya games

[pallid drift]

Its -9 here and the wind’s making it worse. Im not excited to grab a smoke when im out of bed lol

[cunning goblet]

Good morning peeps

[fast fiber]

0° F rn where i am, im sure we’ll hit negatives soon tho 😭

[cunning goblet]

Currently 44°F with 53% of rain

[slow creek]

good morning skaterinos

[still anchor]

everybody make sure to avoid #comedy-and-memes-keep-it-clean because mods can't do their job

[cunning goblet]

Been seeing a lot of those spam accounts popping up

Im blueee

[slow creek]

hongry!!

lets go!!!

[scenic talon]

So a good news bad news morning for me here. Finished and uploaded my latest skatespot video which I think is the best one I’ve done. Then my PS5 crashed out.

[slow creek]

lmao oof

[iron mica]

That’s my boy, blue!!!!

[olive torrent]

Yeah that crypto scam worm be wormin

[scenic talon]

So do this old man a solid and go leave a comment and a like lol

[spark magnet]

Nah, I’m good

[iron mica]

Dis one? #self-promotion-skate message
I’ll give her a watch with me morning coffee

[modern radish]

i know im late but do you really want your board to break? its annoying

[worthy moss]

Might be the first time I agree with you, its like when people want gta to have fuelling cars, cool and realistic in theory but in reality is just annoying.

[modern radish]

i cant tell if i should be offended or not /j

[cunning goblet]

Im glad they didnt add that

[fast fiber]

I remember when i was 3 levels ahead of you 🥲, they grow up so fast

[worthy moss]

woah blue

[fast fiber]

Hongry has become even more powerful

[cunning goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/pengu-pudgy-penguin-pudgypenguins-it's-ok-gif-10759914183952304387

[worthy moss]

mannn I wanna be blue

[slow creek]

same lmao

we'll get there

[worthy moss]

Iwont

[fast fiber]

I wanna be orange but i want gif perms

[eager spear]

i trade u green

[modern radish]

is it holo

[worthy moss]

we good

[iron mica]

fr fr I agree with this one

[agile copper]

Hongry…hongers…for levels

[abstract mantle]

The Blue/Yellow community park is definitely over? 😄

[agile copper]

WAIT.

Hongry beat me to blue?!

Bro I gotta get to chatting

[iron mica]

Indeed, replaced with the naturals

[full narwhal]

omg happy birthday!

[agile copper]

[sighs] thank you so much

[iron mica]

Hbd bricky

[agile copper]

It’s annoying but it’s funny

[vestal turtle]

Cheeseburger - hbd sir

[agile copper]

Now you? You I’ll thank.
Thank you cheeseburger noodle

[vestal turtle]

How long do i have to chat to get orange?

[fast fiber]

Yea you be acting too cool to chat

😆😆

[fast fiber]

About 800ish messages

[fast fiber]

Bro had a few birthdays and acts like he’s too old to chat now

[agile copper]

Nuh uh, I just get busy fam.
I gotta job, 2 kids, a wife, a step wife, a side chick, three baby mommas, an elderly grandma I take care of, a pizza parlour I opened up last year, a side hustle in IT consulting, Clown birthday parties, a car reviews YouTube, a nail salon I manage, a crazy uncle I keep off the street, and don’t even get me started on my extra stuff

[fast fiber]

Chillllllllllllll i was just pokin fun man i didn’t mean it 😭

I get it bro, life always comes first 💪

[agile copper]

Bro, please don’t tell me you believe that I have most of those things.😂😭

[fast fiber]

You are literally THE Founder

[cunning goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-birthday-sister-gif-17432195706192679199

[agile copper]

Yanno, I set myself up for this

[fast fiber]

Of course ill believe anything you say in chat

[agile copper]

…anything?

You are a bird

[fast fiber]

W breathing anatomy, quite the upgrade

[agile copper]

JinkouTheBird

[fast fiber]

Bawkkkk

[cunning goblet]

Wow your life is pretty good, no wonder you're the leader

[agile copper]

😂

[fast fiber]

Its a pizza parlor in Florida, can’t be that good 💀

[agile copper]

Bro, I ain’t in Florida

[fast fiber]

Ah my mistake

[low berry]

hello

[agile copper]

That’s why it thrives, cause it ain’t in Florida

Lmao

[fast fiber]

I think that was me thts in Florida , i just finished migrating south so im a little confused

Bawkk

[agile copper]

It’s okay, birds get messed up sometimes

What’s up…&

It’s not the same 😔

[nimble charm]

I know.

Oops.

[agile copper]

& is a bird confirmed?

[nimble charm]

I'm in Florida. Yay.

Yes.

[fast fiber]

Especially listening to Even Flow on loop the whole migration

[agile copper]

Bro was holding Christ air the whole migration south

[low berry]

bsbdij!:&8hdnski&.zjdjdeven flooooow

[fast fiber]

If Founder says im a bird, im finna be the best dang bird ever

Im flying around stealing loose sv bucks from locals

[nimble charm]

Albatross are neat.

[iron mica]

Albatross's size is terrifying

[nimble charm]

That's a lot of S.

S's

[fast fiber]

S’

[nimble charm]

They look very dumb as babys's

[agile copper]

A stylish stampede of stupendously slippery stealing albatrosses

[iron mica]

whats the plural for albrossers

[fast fiber]

babys’s 💀💀💀

[nimble charm]

I thought it was a singular plural ngl.

[agile copper]

Babies?
Lmao

[nimble charm]

Albatross's babys's

[agile copper]

Ohhhh. Yeah I hate that lmao

[iron mica]

albytrosseries

[agile copper]

Excellent.

[nimble charm]

Albatri

[agile copper]

Bro that sounds like a whole new animal

[iron mica]

I'm a fan of that

Imagine a flock of Albatri swoopin down on your fishing ship

a gaggle of albatri

[fast fiber]

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[agile copper]

A battalion of Albatri

[iron mica]

Okay, this is the one

[agile copper]

I’m just that good.

Guys what should I get for lunch?

[nimble charm]

Atari.

[nimble charm]

Pizza.

[fast fiber]

+1 on pizza

[agile copper]

I like the idea, but unfortunately I have not the time before work

[iron mica]

theres a place that sells by the slice nearby that just opened and this was my thought

btw, I think i've found one San Van Pizza food truck in game

[fast fiber]

What are your options?

[nimble charm]

I'm making a pizza rn. There's a freezer brand at walmart that's unreasonably good.

[full narwhal]

Arkansas’s Albatross's baby's fly to Arkansas's sky's

[vestal turtle]

a frick

[agile copper]

#off-topic message

these are my options

[scenic talon]

Dude best freezer pizza is home run inns no joke

[iron mica]

gonna have to expand on cheeseburger - I don't think single words count

[cunning goblet]

Mmm cant go wrong with uber

[agile copper]

All he has to do is list a cheeseburger and all of the ingredients he wants on it

[fast fiber]

Im a chic fil a Stan

[iron mica]

It would honestly be a sick variation of cheeseburger recipes

[nimble charm]

If I run into it I'll grab it. I've been eating Bettergoods' marg.

[full narwhal]

ya might wanna start adding sides to your cheeseburgers

[agile copper]

I love red Baron

Red baron supreme with no olives is my go to freezer pizza

[fast fiber]

I like tombstone

[nimble charm]

I need it just a bit mote doughy.

[still crystal]

i am too new york to have dropped in on this conversation

[fast fiber]

[agile copper]

I saw that

[cunning goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/burger-gif-5519885072022975401

[agile copper]

Bro this is 1000% going to get you muted for spam, delete that right now. 😭

[fast fiber]

Get moderated nerdddd @agile copper

[still crystal]

there's also a wholeass food channel

[full narwhal]

Time for some bubblewrap chat, best way to stay chill.

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[vestal turtle]

A cheeseburger fundamentally needs a beef patty, cheese, and a bun, but classic toppings include ketchup, mustard, pickles, onions, and lettuce, with variations using cheddar, American cheese, tomatoes, and different seasonings like salt, pepper, or garlic powder for the patty

[fast fiber]

Cheddar is such a mid cheese imo

[slow creek]

good cheddar is super good, but it's hard to find truly good cheddar

[fast fiber]

Fair

[full narwhal]

pepper jack cheese 😋

[slow creek]

swiss is my fav

[vestal turtle]

Core Components:
Beef Patty: Ground beef (chuck is popular for flavor/fat), seasoned with salt, pepper, and sometimes onion powder.
Cheese: American cheese is classic for its melt, but cheddar, Swiss, or pepper jack are also used.
Bun: Sesame seed or brioche buns are common, often toasted.

[fast fiber]

Sharper cheddar makes me feel like im chewing vinegar

[slow creek]

thats fair tbh

[cunning goblet]

TotD is impossible
@tame breach has picked Method plants

[slow creek]

oh frick i forgot hongry was blue

i was like who tf is that

[fast fiber]

Crazyyyy

[pallid drift]

Wym impossible

[low berry]

bean plant

[fast fiber]

The trick known as ‘Impossible’

[slow creek]

aw man i got too many hashbrowns

[spark magnet]

Only Connie’s frozen pizza is better, imho

[vestal turtle]

What are the ingredients of cheeseburger?

Main ingredients
Ground Beef.
Cheese.
Burger Bun.
Tomato.
Pickled Cucumbers.
Lettuce.
Onion.
Ketchup.

[slow creek]

i think we get red baron and it's pretty good

[slow creek]

listing pickles as pickled cucumbers is crazy

[fast fiber]

Fried egg on a burger goes crazy tbh

[low berry]

pickled cucumbers sounds worse than just saying pickles

[olive torrent]

how come cucumbers get to be "the pickle" huh

we pickle plenty of other things

[low berry]

just a liiiil wet too

[slow creek]

cucumbers are the most commonly pickled thing

[olive torrent]

maybe in your country 😤

[pallid drift]

I dont interpret that from what i read but this f****** timer makes it too clunky to have a real conversation so imma f*** off

[slow creek]

after that i'd say eggs, and like cabbage for kimchi

[still anchor]

wrong it's lou malnati's

[low berry]

pickled pigs feet

[fast fiber]

My boy knows ball

[slow creek]

wya? asia?

[spark magnet]

Lou Malnati’s is a choice

[fast fiber]

Easy champ its all good, slowmode cant hurt you 🫂

[low berry]

this gives me PTSD. i had friend who’s family was from chicago and was obsessed with this nonsense.

[modern radish]

https://klipy.com/gifs/cats-cat-1

[olive torrent]

lol the u.s. 😂
i didn't say not my country tbf

[still anchor]

you go to buc-ees instead of costco ion wanna hear it

[slow creek]

only places i can think of where things more often than cucumbers are pickled are like, asian countries that use pickled eggs or pickled cabbage, or like scandinavia that do pickled fish

[spark magnet]

I shop at both places, stay in your own lane

[slow creek]

imagine doing regular shopping at bucees

[still anchor]

kirkland superiority

[spark magnet]

Imagine not

[eager spear]

totd = airwalk

[olive torrent]

all freezer pizza sucks

[slow creek]

dude bucees isnt even real

[low berry]

yop

[spark magnet]

False

[pallid drift]

If i wanted to wait minutes before i could even reply, id buy a telegram network or some 90’s dial-up

[slow creek]

the duality of man

[low berry]

this is false

[agile copper]

Because they’re “The Pickle” fam. Duh

[olive torrent]

if you think otherwise you clearly just haven't had actual good pizza and i feel sorry for you

[vestal turtle]

I cant keep up with yall orange fellas 😭

Sometimes yall need some
Ground Beef.
Cheese.
Burger Bun.

[low berry]

but you did wait

[spark magnet]

You’re false

[slow creek]

omg bara happy birthdayyy

[low berry]

correct

[still anchor]

this statement is false; the one above me is true

[iron mica]

seriously? no mayo?

[olive torrent]

oh founder is here? happy birthday!

[spark magnet]

Cool story

[olive torrent]

no it's a very sad story 🙁

[agile copper]

Woah. That’s. That’s a statement man.

[spark magnet]

Yeah right

[slow creek]

all freezer pizza sucks in comparison to fresh pizza

[low berry]

yess

[agile copper]

True

[fast fiber]

Who hurt you? 😭

[still anchor]

breaking news the grass is green and the sky is blue

[olive torrent]

my area don't play when it comes to pizza.

[slow creek]

we got exactly one pizza place in town and it's dominos so i hope you like dominos

[olive torrent]

i have 4 local joints within 10 minutes lol

[full narwhal]

but... the best frozen pizza is better than the worst fresh pizza

i've had some awful pizza from places before 😅

[spark magnet]

Must be quite the view from your ivory tower

[still anchor]

how do you mess up pizza realistically

[slow creek]

yeah but you're from the UK

they dont do it right

[spark magnet]

Ask Las Vegas

[agile copper]

They’ve got a point

[fast fiber]

I grew up in the tri state, pizza elitist capitol 😭

[olive torrent]

bad dough, too thick, too thin, bad sauce, bad cheese, overcooked, undercooked, there's like a hundred ways to mess it up

[still anchor]

Okay well those workers are inebriated

[olive torrent]

yesssssssirrrrrrrr

[vestal turtle]

I need a cheeseburger

[slow creek]

bro

[agile copper]

A what now…

[spark magnet]

Locals claim it’s the weather that mess up their pizzas

[still anchor]

maybe it's the streets that smell like piss idk

[slow creek]

could very well be

aight imma put these hashbrowns in the fridge, you kids play nice

[full narwhal]

which is why we have proper italian places 😋

[nimble charm]

Naaah. I love some.

[still anchor]

All I know is Las Vegas would fail a health inspection

[nimble charm]

Hold up.

[spark magnet]

Still not as bad as the odor on Bourbon Street

[slow creek]

sorry, the US has better italian as well

[agile copper]

Yeah that’s not gonna…actually it might happen. I don’t know lol

[agile copper]

Isn’t American Italian food originated from Italians that migrated to America?

[olive torrent]

put the hashbrowns in your mouth not the fridge

[still anchor]

Lou Malnati's is proper Italian and they're chicagoan, sorry bud

[olive torrent]

illuminati?

[still anchor]

no not that

[olive torrent]

sounds the same

[still anchor]

if you're dyslexic yeah

[nimble charm]

#food for a $6 frozen pizza, that slaps.

[agile copper]

Oh my gosh, you’re right. I just said it out loud.

[spark magnet]

Malnati’s is good, not sure if I’d call it “proper Italian” though

[slow creek]

stomach is already too full of hashbrown to fit more in my mouth unfortunately

[vestal turtle]

The Classic McDonald's Hamburger starts with a 100% pure beef patty seasoned with just a pinch of salt and pepper. Then, the McDonald’s burger is topped with a tangy pickle, chopped onions, ketchup, and mustard. What's the difference between a Hamburger and a Cheeseburger, you ask? A slice of cheese in the latter! There are 250 calories in a McDonald’s Hamburger. It contains no artificial flavors, preservatives, or added colors from artificial sources.* Our pickle contains an artificial preservative, so skip it if you like.

[agile copper]

Your stomach lies

[olive torrent]

now tell the story about the third pounder

[agile copper]

I missed the 1/3 pounder

[west solar]

My totd guess is feeble..

[nimble charm]

Americans.

[still anchor]

i mean I've been to the place, it's about as Italian as giordano's and that's pretty authentic

[olive torrent]

oh not that one, they originally tried to introduce it waaaaay back but people thought 1/4 pound burger was bigger

[agile copper]

You…you’re American..

[fast fiber]

My totd guess is a stiffy

[slow creek]

breaking news, you can hate yourself

more at 11

[olive torrent]

they did more recently have those 1/3 pound angus burgers

[agile copper]

Ey. Hush.

-# you right

[nimble charm]

I'm in America. But nah, it was just a joke about how Americans thought 1/3 was smaller than the 1/4.

[fast fiber]

It is

[slow creek]

girl

[still anchor]

they say the ignorant would point the sword at their allies

[fast fiber]

3<4

Too ez

[slow creek]

haha so true bestie

[still anchor]

2+2 = 🐟

[fast fiber]

Periodt

[olive torrent]

ghoti

[slow creek]

i get that reference

[still anchor]

feesh

[slow creek]

bro dont be askin that

they be trackin that now

[agile copper]

Oh legit?

My bad fam

[slow creek]

yeah

[olive torrent]

fr chill with that

[agile copper]

I was just curious

[vestal turtle]

A cheeseburger fundamentally needs a beef patty, cheese, and a bun, but classic toppings include ketchup, mustard, pickles, onions, and lettuce, with variations using cheddar, American cheese, tomatoes, and different seasonings like salt, pepper, or garlic powder for the patty.

[slow creek]

like tiktok just updated to now track whether you're a US citizen or not

[spark magnet]

Smooth move, ex lax

[olive torrent]

i'm gonna avoid saying anything cause it'll prolly get me banned

[full narwhal]

no pickles please

[fast fiber]

I be yelling at my phone in Spanish hopin someone pulls up

[slow creek]

i wish an animal would cross me

[iron mica]

what about different cultures or styles of the burg?

[nimble charm]

Invalid.

[agile copper]

Imma.

I’mma go eat my panda express now.

[slow creek]

share

honey walnut shrimp 🔥

[agile copper]

Nuh uh. Joey doesn’t share

[agile copper]

that’s what I got!

[slow creek]

yo!!

[nimble charm]

I need to try american Chinese food again now that my palette has expanded.

[agile copper]

For free for my…uh…

[fast fiber]

Who tf is Joey

[nimble charm]

Joe mama

[spark magnet]

A baby kangaroo

[olive torrent]

I've become a food elitist or something i swear. i can't do like any chain places anymore, they just gross

[agile copper]

From “Friends” dawg.

[slow creek]

just make sure you go to a good place lol

[still anchor]

bro hates Americans but draws the line at food I get it

[olive torrent]

support your local restaurants

[fast fiber]

Which friend? Joey?

[agile copper]

Joey Tribiani

Yeah lol

[slow creek]

omg reset

[olive torrent]

yes Joey is Joey

[slow creek]

whats the totd

[fast fiber]

Sounds made up

[cunning goblet]

bruhh hippy jumps is the TotD

[nimble charm]

Idk any top of the line places tbh.

[agile copper]

Google it lmao

[slow creek]

aw what

[nimble charm]

I've had indochinese. That's good.

[fast fiber]

Google is real?!!

[vestal turtle]

To build a stable and delicious cheeseburger, the order of stacking ingredients is important. A common approach is to place the bottom bun down, followed by condiments, lettuce, tomato, the beef patty with melted cheese, onions, pickles, and finally the top bun.

[still anchor]

Any place that has a dimly lit menu and the person behind the counter is either a relative or doesn't speak English it's gonna be beyond fire

[full narwhal]

how you doin' ? 😉

[slow creek]

youd have to find somewhere near you that isnt a chain but also isnt sketch
like the best chinese places i used to go to were all locally owned and operated

[olive torrent]

my condiments do not go under my patty that's crazy

[nimble charm]

Bet.

[low berry]

whats the totd

[slow creek]

noodle just be reposting AI spitouts

[nimble charm]

They go inside. Stuff a syringe in there.

[spark magnet]

Good advice

[nimble charm]

Trick of the day.

[slow creek]

hippy jump

[cunning goblet]

Hippy Jumps

[fast fiber]

Love when xp farming makes the chat brain rot random topics 💀

[still anchor]

bonus points if you find a place that makes pot stickers they are impossible to find

[olive torrent]

nah the sketch places are fire

[low berry]

i will have to study this more

[slow creek]

they defo can be

[olive torrent]

i got a joint that does the best gyoza i've ever had does that count

[slow creek]

yeah

[nimble charm]

I got a Chinese place next to a notorious Gentlemen's Establishment.

I'll go there.

[slow creek]

bro the nicest sushi restaurant in my old city shut down, makes me sad

[spark magnet]

Hate to see it

Been there before

[full narwhal]

Best thing about living where I do, is we dont have too many chains for stuff like chinese or indian food... just proper authentic stuff.

[slow creek]

have you now

[olive torrent]

i wish i liked sushi. i can do like 1 or 2 rolls and then i'm good

[agile copper]

[still crystal]

i live in nyc

"impossible to find" is not exactly how we roll

[slow creek]

"authentic stuff"

[fast fiber]

Ive tried sushi so many times and just don’t understand

[slow creek]

oh actually hey kyler ik you're green but i have a question sorry

is it true that "chinese takeout" in the UK mostly consists of french fries?

[spark magnet]

Bummer

[slow creek]

(this is a genuine question)

[olive torrent]

oh i did watch a video about that

it was a UK guy reacting to another UK guy getting chinese in the states for the first time

[slow creek]

okay yeah bc my bf keeps getting like "haha british food bad" tiktoks and im like surely it's not just all fries and gravy all the time

[agile copper]

Chips and gravy do be good though

[slow creek]

not in a chinese takeout meal my boy

[agile copper]

You right, you right

[full narwhal]

mhm, we had our fav restaurant cater at our wedding, all you can eat.

different dishes of different heats for people, taster sets for those that were new to it or werent sure.

great now i'm hungry ha

[fast fiber]

I want pizza so badddd now 😭

[slow creek]

stuffed crust pizza goes hard

[olive torrent]

come through i got a fire place 5 min away

[slow creek]

can i say something controversial yet brave?
||chicago style deep dish is insanely overrated||

[olive torrent]

it's overrated?

who rates it highly

[slow creek]

everyone i know 😭

[fast fiber]

Since i moved out the tristate, im surrounded by pizza huts and Casey’s 💀💀

[olive torrent]

greasy cardboard

[open token]

You need new people in your life

[full narwhal]

yeah like not at all, not even close haha.

i mean what you'll find in most takeaways in the UK, is that they will offer some british stuff as just a way to cater to a wider audience.

so like most mom & pops chinese places will offer chips (fries) as a side, but no, it's not by design 😄

same for indian places, like we'll have the chicken tikka masala which originated in Scotland, but is almost never seen in india as far as i'm aware

[nimble charm]

Detroit is the way to go.

[fast fiber]

Ny style slice is peak

St louis has good pizza too tbh

[slow creek]

ny style is too floppy for me personally but go off king

enjoy your za

[olive torrent]

ny style is good but i'm a new haven style guy

[fast fiber]

Oh you had bad NY pizza 😭

[fast fiber]

Ct is also a heavy hitter in the pizza realm 💪🏼

[vestal turtle]

Any love on tacobell?

[olive torrent]

not from me 😂

[full narwhal]

so i guess i'd just say, that our problem here is that food you'd associate with britain, shepherd's pie, toad in the hole... they originated historically in times where the country was in hard times. they're not flashy by design - stretching the food as far as it can go. mince/potatoes/flour/gravy... just making it almost like a comfort food not flex food ha 😄

but its the stereotype that does well ya know.
like just kinda how american food, for the most part is kinda just a mixing bowl of other cultures (italian/mexican/chinese/soul food/bbq/burgers) etc etc

[still crystal]

honestly yes, simply bcs of how good they are with allergies/dietary restrictions

[slow creek]

just finished the daily tasks in 1:50 lets go

[steel pelican]

10K with slides 😬

how did you do it @slow creek ?!

hacking?

[full narwhal]

whats trick o fthe day?

[wide gazelle]

What kind of slides are the dailies referring to? I keep doing manual slides or even slides after landing. Only 1334 points so far

[cunning goblet]

hippy jump

[olive torrent]

tailslide, noseslide

[still crystal]

noseslide/tailslide/boardslide/lipslide/etc most likely

[olive torrent]

oh lipslide boardslide

[cunning goblet]

super easy with 4x multi

[olive torrent]

tail and nose are the surefire ones 😛

[fast fiber]

Blue Hongry looks too intimidating

[full narwhal]

logging on lemme see how quick this gets done ha

[stark badge]

Anyone in a big boy server?

[wide gazelle]

For some reason i had Powerslides in my head and did not even think about boardslides etc 💀

[cunning goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-squarepants-strong-buff-ripped-gif-24036188

[slow creek]

lmao

[eager spear]

lol

[iron mica]

gonna hop off for a lil but that little warehouse is fun

[olive torrent]

blunts do count just checked

[slow creek]

community park summary:

• gullcrest is decent on the inside but the rest is parkour
• market mile is 90% parkour with a small street area bookended by quarters
• hedgemont is a mega ramp parkour park

[slow creek]

i did most of mine with blunts lol

how much y'all wanna bet that the brickswich boxes are gonna be 500 chips each

[pallid drift]

so no heaters today, huh

[cunning goblet]

@eager spear teleport to me

[full narwhal]

and done😅

[iron mica]

sometimes the community parks feel like a rehash of the xbox one demo where all they talked about is voice commands and television integration

[slow creek]

sadly no 😔 the gullcrest park could be good if you put a rail or grind box down in the right spot but yeah

[iron mica]

and guess who that MSFT exec was from 😉

[pallid drift]

for a second, i thought whoever decided which Community Parks are in rotation listen to the MBMBAM podcast and were giving nothing but Heaters For The Big Boy, but that theory was quickly dashed

[full narwhal]

ah gullcrest is a repeat, one of my fav old ones from the blue and white... but they hide the damn entry!

[still anchor]

im sorry

[slow creek]

they're all repeats

[low berry]

you keep returning here

[low berry]

ugh

[pallid drift]

yeah, discord has a mobile app that makes it easy to check in on my notifications while im doing other things. like waiting for coffee to brew lol

[slow creek]

the teeny part of the market mile one could be good but it needs some qdos

[scenic gull]

Sup Skaters! Wishing you all a wonderful day/night wherever you are. 😬

[cunning goblet]

@eager spear imma do some challenges with my buddy, sorry the hoops gonna disappear

[eager spear]

np learning hiow to save my dunk again lol - i got the one i wanted lol

[cunning goblet]

i saw you making them pretty quick, didnt think it was that easy

[subtle glen]

Could someone help me

[olive torrent]

with what

[eager spear]

no not easy but the flips into them r hilarious risking ur whole life for the dunk haha

[low berry]

with it

[cunning goblet]

you shouldve been there yesterday for the church one i made

[subtle glen]

I messaged you privately because of the cooldown

[pallid drift]

dang, daily tasks done before my coffee was. And i thought 10k score with Slides would have taken me longer.

[still crystal]

fair nuff

still wouldn't live outside of a 60 mile radius of here tbh

[still anchor]

you mean within?

[subtle glen]

Can someone tell me how to do the 3240 trick easy

[prisma hearth]

Jump off the the MCorp tower, hold the 360 flip until it becomes a 3240 one and then use a spread eagle or torpedo to make it count

[subtle glen]

Could i message you privately

[viscid steppe]

I fell through the map

[fast fiber]

Do an endless 360 flip off the top of imperva tower, spread eagle before hitting the ground

[prisma hearth]

gec

[subtle glen]

I cant

[fast fiber]

What part cant you do?

The 360 flip? Or the spread eagle before hitting the ground

[slow creek]

a 360 flip is a specific flip trick. check the skatepedia for details

[fast fiber]

sigh

[cunning goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/get-well-get-well-gif-13393267

[steel pelican]

☺️

[minor pine]

they doint want you to use your watermark on the contest so they can claim there trick clipz as there own

[untold barn]

It’s gonna be so cool seeing under the board more when dark catches and slides come out… I’m confused because surely catches will be at same time

[brazen sage]

https://tenor.com/view/what-is-wrong-with-you-why-are-you-blue-what-is-wrong-with-you-why-are-you-blue-brba-breaking-bad-gif-26777019

[dry fossil]

Thats probably cuz the clips will go on their website, and they probably dont want it to look like self promo, but they do give credit to the person posting

[cunning goblet]

its been a long grind for gif perms

@brazen sage just for you

[brazen sage]

🪿

thank

its a very nice goose

[full narwhal]

bleh... annoying, we had a nice one last week with the new trees and stuff.

shame they're running a competition for filming when the parks are just bad at the moment, today is just like an advert for a parkour game

Yo, mods, there's a scam post in #skate-videos trying to get people to leave the discord and get rich quick... its been there for like 4 hours. 🙏

I've reported it but hopefully someone reads this too.

[untold barn]

Tbh gull crest you can finally skate into the park…but I found all the parks for Friday pretty bad ngl

[fallen haven]

i’m in San Diego for a jitsu tournament , it’s beautiful as hell

[fast fiber]

Pull guard

[nimble charm]

Naruto

[fast fiber]

Thats Jutsu 💀

[nimble charm]

Damn.

[brazen sage]

if you like borgers check out hodads, but not the one downtown you gotta go to the ocean beach one

[untold barn]

What are tasks today

[pastel dock]

any good community park right now?

[brazen sage]

hippy jumps, 10k points with slides, 180 grinds 1250+ and the usual 250x10

er no its 250x20 isn't it

[untold barn]

lol the 250 gets me every time I don’t understand the point of that. 1500 would make sense because you need x4 or to do some nice sequence idk

[pastel dock]

This game on steam charts went from like 80k to ~3k players. is there anything good coming to the game soon?
-# i know ea app is more popular but i bet it follows the same exact trend. Console Players too

[upbeat stag]

[brazen sage]

look at literally any game's steam chart. stop reading reddit, they'll rot your brain even more

[upbeat stag]

How we supposed to lvl up in here when it takes a fu***** minute for the timer to refresh

[spark magnet]

Patience, gotta have it

[uncut parrot]

whats the slide task

[pastel dock]

i dont read reddit i play this game lol. it got super boring and stale and dont see anything new coming

[spark magnet]

That will likely change in March, with the season 3 additions

X-Games Aspen 2026, let’s go

[agile copper]

Panda express was good

[uncut parrot]

what order i love the orange chicken

[untold barn]

If you keep pinging orange roles randomly it’ll speed up bro

[spark magnet]

Handing out those secrets, eh? 😏

[upbeat stag]

Nope Dont have that

[spark magnet]

Rest in pepperoni then

[brazen sage]

if you didn't get that from reddit you're just independently bad at statistics then lol all games follow a similar trend downward from launch until they settle into the long-term player base. multiplayer games will have additional spikes as new content comes out.
you're right though, the game doesn't provide a lot of content right now. it's an open world skating game, you get out what you put in i guess. even i'm getting a bit bored.

[spark magnet]

Getting bored with a game is the worst, doesn’t matter which game it is

[brazen sage]

it took 400 hours, i'm calling it a win. 3 months is way too long without a major update on a game this young

[pallid drift]

yeah im just shy of 540hr and its only now starting to taper off a bit for me, but im also feeling uninspired with my usual roster of games too.

[worthy moss]

Im really feeling it but I know as soon as custom parks come im not gonna be bored again so

gotta push through this bit

[cosmic oar]

yup

season 2's OTL was just not it to keep us occupied for 3 months! Season 3 on the other hand 👀

[brazen sage]

ye. i still have fun, but yeah it wasn't enough new to last 3 months especially when eelside was a bit 🫤

[pastel dock]

ah yes losing over 97% of the playerbase is typical game behavior over less than 8 months. keep up the jokes bud. Also i play on ps5 and noticed my lobbies are pretty dead now adays thats why i said what I said
-# Peak players ~135k -- current players ~3800

[nimble charm]

Yeah. I'm bored with SoT right now. Thankfully Skate is still a good fidget toy. But I definitely need something new. Hopefully S3 will be crazy.

[cosmic oar]

it will!

[fast fiber]

Especially only 1 a week

[worthy moss]

as long as season 3 actually has custom parks, and they have good objects and not super buggy
I feel like even with super limiting objects it would still be 100x better than what we have now though

[pallid drift]

I'm hoping we eventually get the ability to trick out of handplants; i wanna do a Miller flip

[spark magnet]

Bored with DbD lately, been bouncing between skate dot and the N64 app on my Switch

[brazen sage]

it really is the norm, pick a random game and look at the steam charts. they're going to be massively front-heavy and drop off heavily in the first few months.
especially with free to play games, tons of people are going to download it on release just to give it a go

[nimble charm]

Valid. I've been sinking crazy time into a few gamepass games. Ball x Pit is weirdly addicting.

I need to play Expedition 33 while it's still free for me.

[steel pelican]

is it not possible anymore to control the camera mid recording

of a clip

[spark magnet]

Also on PS5, and I’ll respectfully disagree

[cosmic oar]

I also don't like that it's 1 a week because I don't want to have to find people to be able to do them every week 🤣 . I was contemplating skipping it unless I happen to be in the lobby with hongry or tyler. For me, it's one of the worst things to do in this game 🙁 . I'd rather freeskate

[pallid drift]

why do folks weigh steam chart numbers so heavily for cross-platform games? doesn't seem accurate to be extrapolating from a fraction of the set of data

[spark magnet]

It really gets the mind working

Whelp, time to seagull it up and knock out those dailies I guess

[brazen sage]

yep, most lobbies i'm in are (estimating) about 60% psn players, 25% xbox, 15%-ish TOPS split between EA and steam

[steel pelican]

steam chart numbers are the lowest hanging fruit

[worthy moss]

They see small number and automatically assume game dead lol morons
The graph is probably accurate across everything but the number itself is obviously far from that

[pallid drift]

that seems like a lot of misplaced faith in pattern recognition

[spark magnet]

You’re not wrong

[untold barn]

IMO at least with skate 3, you sweat all the challenges and story out and then it becomes a game to hop on for max 30mins every now and then. This game is the same and that’s all I need it for

[open token]

When skate announced they had 15mil players the steam estimates were like 1-3mil iirc

[steel pelican]

MM skate park looks like minecraft farlands, terrain generation stopped working

[cosmic oar]

steam had 135k all time peak

[upbeat stag]

1447733127886667898

[brazen sage]

ok just scrolled through my lobby, it's even worse lol
PSN: 88
xbox: 45
EA: 1
Steam: 8

that's just one lobby but like cmon. pc is clearly not the frontrunner for this game's playerbase

[slow creek]

who up marketing they mile

[brazen sage]

not me, i'm bonskiing my bowl

[tiny prism]

Not very surprising tbh

[open token]

I’m chummin my bucket

[open token]

Honestly surprised Xbox more than half of ps

Thought they were way less

[lean elm]

rip dropzz

[brazen sage]

yeah tbh i was too. i think PC users are more likely to turn off crossplay (just the vibe i get from PC players in general) but not at rates high enough to change that ratio by much lol

[cosmic oar]

yeah I turn off crossplay because I don't want console players in my lobby 😠

[open token]

I think there was advice going around that turning off crossplay reduced crashes on pc

So probably affects it a decent amount

[shut willow]

I'd argue the opposite, console players more likely to avoid cheaters in some other games

[tiny prism]

Most don't care
Especially when they're all controller anyway

Lotta pc users have no controller tho

So that may skew it

[brazen sage]

it definitely improved server performance for me, i was way less likely to get the skating through molasses thing and my physics responded better with crossplay off.

[vagrant fox]

i turn off crossplay for performance issues feels like way less input delay

[agile copper]

Bowl with Orange Chicken & Honey Walnut Shrimp

-# (had a free additional side for my birthday)

[brazen sage]

for stuff like that, i think just as many pc users turn it off because they don't want to play with console players' aim assist lol

[cunning goblet]

i get the honey walnut shrimp and Beijing beef

[shut willow]

If you're already using the faster aim method and still feel the others might have an advantage okay lol

[cosmic oar]

wtf

am i trippin

when did Hongry get blue

[shut willow]

Besides a game like destiny 2 does have Aim assist on pc also doesn't it XD

Iirc in D2 that's a baked in weapon stat

[cunning goblet]

nah you trippin man, its all a dream

[full narwhal]

@jovial grove i think i got broke in half 😂

[open token]

When pro apex teams started being forced to have a controller player it’s very possible to over tune the assist

[shut willow]

Yeah maybe, but I guess many people play these with kbm on consoles these days given the support

[cosmic oar]

i hear apex legends has a script aimware problem

and that 50% of players are cheating or something

[fast fiber]

Who’s Hongry?

[agile copper]

Always a good option, I usually get the orange chicken and Beijing beef, but I had to use the birthday reward

[cosmic oar]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[full narwhal]

is wompy tree not on here anymore?

[cunning goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/electro-kingdom-black-magic-gif-19337815

[open token]

Playing any fps game just seems like a waste of time with the amount of cheating going on. It’s actually insane and consoles aren’t immune

[cosmic oar]

yeah

i heard something similar with battlefield 6 and how there were already cheats in the beta

[brazen sage]

i personally don't care, in battlefield they usually end up being tank drivers or helicopter pilots lol but on the ground generally they're worse but the aim assist usually has way more lock-on power than i can get with kb/m and it's annoying

that's a word salad, sorry. i'm fine playing with console players is my point lol

[pallid drift]

Youre a stronger player than I, even bothering with pvp in this day and age. I got enough energy to shoot aliens in halo, but not fight people who havent seen grass or sunlight since 2017

[uncut parrot]

can anybody help me out with weeklies send your id

[spark magnet]

Teehee

[cosmic oar]

I played a niche game that was completely ruined by cheats. We had 100+ concurrent player at one point and all it took was a couple of cheaters to completely wipe the whole playerbase. The devs did monthly banwaves but they were incompetent at sniffing out blatant cheats so eventually the game died.

[uncut parrot]

whats the point of thestory

[cosmic oar]

we were talking about cheats

in games

[shut willow]

I personally probably would get a mouse and keyboard if I were to play bf6 on consoles. I'd assume it has native support for that as most new FPS have

How are the maps in bf6 btw? As good as Bf1 (that was a very great bf imho)

[agile copper]

They haven’t been…for a while

[brazen sage]

i didn't really play bf1, not a fan of the wwi period weapons mainly but all the maps felt samey to me at launch. I'm sure that got better as more were released though. bf6 is the most 'battlefield' battlefield i've played since bf3 though. the maps feel pretty good, especially with all the destructibility

[pallid drift]

i saw a map preview of season 2 maps for BF6 and they were teasing a destroyable mountain tunnel. seemed lit.

[brazen sage]

nice, that sounds fire. i miss the sky scraper collapse in bf4 siege of shanghai, that was cool every time. i'm still pretty confused about why they made a battle royale mode for bf6 lol seems a bit late to the party

[pallid drift]

Halo Infinite was the last fps i can recall that launched without a battle royale mode and it sorta fell off hard, so maybe everyone thinks FPS needs battle royale

[abstract carbon]

What's with the parkour community parks, when you want us to make submissions for the Impervatek contest?

[true marten]

yo

[neat moat]

Make sls contest parks with best trick challenge

[atomic wyvern]

do ppl still play skate

[topaz pewter]

Bro I just redownloaded skate after a while of not playing and the stickers still don’t work yet they gave out a free sticker? What is even going on what did the recent update even do ?

[solid hamlet]

"let me ask the discord specific to the skate. on if people still play skate."

[dreamy hinge]

i went back to november's NVIDIA patch and stickers came back

[topaz pewter]

Did you do this in the nvidia app?

[brazen sage]

AMD's most recent driver causes problems with a few games too, had to roll back to the December driver.

[topaz pewter]

What other games ?

[brazen sage]

certain types of overlays in the frostbite engine for sure, i had problems with most menus and some in-game UI elements in skate and different problems with scopes in BF6. i don't play a bunch of different games at a time so i didn't test much further than that to figure out it was driver related and roll it back.

hytale seemed fine, but i think that's running on vulkan instead of directx

[full narwhal]

whelp, just did my good deed of reporting a bunch more spam again.

[hollow hazel]

https://tenor.com/view/band-of-brothers-gif-27205452

[true marten]

where?

[wet locust]

obligatory post so eventually slow mode is off

[true marten]

sick

[warm atlas]

real

[full narwhal]

there's loads, #skate-status #skate-screenshots #creative #food , they're all the usual scam stuff from bots that have stolen accounts and just repost the scam stuff...

some of them have been up for hours.

i hope they think about community mods/helpers in the future. seems like when people aren't working stuff doesn't get removed

[true marten]

dang, why do some ppl do that

[warm atlas]

kids need to learn the obvious lesson of not to click suspicious links the hard way I guess

[cosmic oar]

do not click on any links

even if it was me who sent them

[warm atlas]

but I'll definitely get free nitro if I click this link some random DM'd me trust me bro it's legit fr fr

[true marten]

some kids do click on then bc they have no sense of online danger, or even "stranger danger"

[cosmic oar]

you do NOT want to click on random links and then it automatically downloads things onto your PC and also onto your notepad

😬

[full narwhal]

even if it says look at this cute goose?

[true marten]

new generation parents am I right?

[brazen sage]

especially if it says to look at a cute goose

[full narwhal]

|| 🪿 ||

[true marten]

||🪿||

[agile copper]

||🪿||

[true marten]

like goose, love duck

[brazen sage]

someone needs to be brave

🪿

[agile copper]

I clicked it. 😱

[brazen sage]

i knew you would 😒

[full narwhal]

|| 🦆 ||

[agile copper]

Oh. I’m sorry.😔

[agile copper]

Ha. Duck duck goose

[true marten]

OH NOOOO||*** (you got "got")***||

[tiny prism]

||thegame||

[fast fiber]

|| ||

[brazen sage]

surely you mean 'duck duck greyduck', right? 🤭

[true marten]

what's yalls favorite cereal?

[scenic gull]

obligatory post so eventually I am purple

[ebon lake]

time to skate!

[brazen sage]

one day i'll be a blueberry

not today or maybe even this week. but for sure by like s3 time.

[fast fiber]

Honeycomb is such a banger

[pallid drift]

dang, spin registration seems pretty unforgiving. I'm getting a lot of "720s" that really seem like they should be a 9

[agile copper]

Top 5:

• Cinnamon Toast Crunch
• Reese’s Puffs
• Froot Loops
• Captain Crunch : Crunch Berries
• Cocoa Puffs

[slow creek]

personally id switch cocoa puffs and froot loops but otherwise goated

[agile copper]

They’re not in order lol

They’re all S-tier

[slow creek]

oh

thats so fair actually

[agile copper]

It’d be like
1.
1a.
1b.
1c.
1d.
😂😂

[grave orchid]

did they break the grind assist again? i can't do stair gaps without being magnetically pulled to the rails

[fast fiber]

Are you actually spinning 900? Or are you spinning 720 and steez pivoting the last 180 on landing?

[full narwhal]

do you peeps have Chocolate Shreddies over there?

[slow creek]

incidentally i'm having the opposite problem, where it seems to have completely turned off when i wanted it on

[pallid drift]

its about half and half. Sometimes the last 45 is a sketchy landing, other times its a full landing back in Regular stance, but Skate says only a 720. Lotta "watching the tape back" to check

[slow creek]

we dont have Chocolate Shreddies ™ but we do have Frosted Mini Wheats (Chocolate)

ooh, as well as a teeny version

might have to pick those up

[full narwhal]

these ones are sooo good 😋

#off-topic message

[slow creek]

critical wilbur update:

wilbur is currently drinking from the sink

[grave orchid]

honestly, having parkour parks is pretty cool would be cool to see parkouring be fleshed out more

[brazen sage]

tell wilbur i said "mrewow"
he'll know what i mean

[scenic gull]

LETSGO snow!

[full narwhal]

also if all else fails, can't go wrong with some good ol' cornflakes and OJ/coffee.

lil bit of sugar on them and you're set. 😎

[slow creek]

he did a slow blink at me so i think that means you're good 👍

[brazen sage]

nice, i knew he was a real one ✊

[slow creek]

i need new music to listen to

[full narwhal]

i mean, i dont mind them, but i hate when they block off the park with them. they can be a fun change of pace tho.

but i dont wanna have to run through an episode of Wipeout trying to find the secret entrance to a skatepark that contains exactly 2 ramps and one rail that is magically floating

[pallid drift]

also does anyone have any secret tech for landing front/back flips into stalls on vert? I used to hit them a lot more but idk what happened that I lost the sauce

[fast fiber]

Im a bit of a music enthusiast, what kinda stuff you like currently? Or do you want an outlandish recommendation?

[knotty cloak]

aint played this game in 3 months let me guess nothings changed ?

[cosmic oar]

Nothing big until March 3rd

[knotty cloak]

glad i aint played then😂😂honestly so disappointed not one bit suprised though

[cosmic oar]

Well the replay system is better now

That’s actually a pretty big change

[pallid drift]

impossibles and expanded handplants too. community parks are no longer blue and yellow either.

[tiny prism]

And they're getting better overall

[full narwhal]

depends when you stopped exactly but, some additional settings for things like staying in fakie, hud improvements you can turn on/off.
there's a bunch of new handplants and impossibles are now a thing.
some of the roof tops have little mini parks on them to skate
a couple of spots on the map you can interact with to change the way it works (lift up some objects to turn them into spots, manholes for teleporting, turn on fire hydrants to spray water)
the replay editor is better, not perfect, but a lot better.
there's new droppable objects too.

the map, its the same size and the majority of spots are the same.

but they've given us what they said they would from the roadmap.

if your big thing was the map and just not enough to do, then there's probably not enough new for you to come back yet. yet

[low berry]

what

[worthy moss]

what

[brazen sage]

lots has changed since october but not enough imo lol

[slow creek]

i like EDM, but ive been getting into whatever stuff i can yoink from my bf's playlist. mostly mother mother, the crane waves, the dresden dolls, that sort of thing

big fan of Walk On Water by 30 seconds to mars rn, i got that on repeat currently

[full narwhal]

oh and the daily EA community parks are better, there's been a couple of good ones in the past month or so...

but generally overall still not great - but we're not having these long term. i think season 3 brings in proper communit parks? but that's March

so yeah, if ya left a few months back - it's probably worth signing on to just check stuff out - but honestly, you're not gonna feel a huge change yet.

[slow creek]

i still dream of that one 7ply gullcrest park

[cosmic oar]

Hopefully nothing bad happens to me before March 3rd

[slow creek]

👀

[pallid drift]

Halloween Hedgemont park.... how i miss thee

[worthy moss]

Not only March 3rd, also November 19th, that's the real important one 😭

If I die before then ima be so sad

[cosmic oar]

Wait Nov 19th?

Is that the SIXTH?

[worthy moss]

6️⃣

[agile copper]

EDM you say?

[slow creek]

yessirrrr

[agile copper]

Imma post in the brickhouse

[slow creek]

danimal cannon, chipzel, nitro fun, monstercat, tristam, sabrepulse, kubbi

noisestorm, omnitica, shirobon, avenza

those types of folks

oh and Hsu

[atomic wyvern]

where else would someone ask this

[fast fiber]

You looking for newer stuff? Or older bangers?

[slow creek]

any and all

[agile copper]

I mean. You’re not wrong

[slow creek]

bugsnax discord

not that it'd be a good place to ask

but you could ask there

[austere basin]

Hello. @everyone I want to give out my MacBook Air 2021 & Charger** for free, it's in perfect health and good as new, alongside a charger so it's perfect, I want to give it out because I just got a new model and I thought of giving out the old one to someone who can't afford one and is in need of it... Strictly First come first serve !
DM IF YOU ARE INTERESTED

[slow creek]

ew

get outta here

[cosmic oar]

It’s a silly question regardless. You’re going out of your way to let people know you don’t play the game anymore 🤣

[atomic wyvern]

I was asking if people are still playing, i didnt say i dont play it

[fast fiber]

The past 5 months had about 2ish months of content imo 🥲

[cosmic oar]

I got you mixed up with the other guy

🙇‍♂️

[agile copper]

Oh my gosh that’s amazing I’ll dm right now!

-# no I will not

[full narwhal]

|| goose ||

[agile copper]

||duck||

[cosmic oar]

For some reason I thought you were this guy but I didn’t realize there were convos 2 hours earlier

[ebon lake]

bro, whenever i eat a blueberry in the future, i'll spare 1 thinking it's a possibility that it was you who respawned as one 😭

[fast fiber]

Look up the ‘Here comes trouble’ ep, its a late 90s edm series, vol 7 is my fav cause it leans on dnb, but through all the volumes you get a taste of all the early edm sub genres

9 volumes in total

1-4 can be harder to find tho

[slow creek]

thanks jinkou!

[scenic gull]

Snow legso!

[full narwhal]

brave words, truly wisdomous, incredible even.

|| 🪿 ||

[pseudo venture]

What’s it look like out there? 👀

[proven mountain]

Hi guys, my game is having a problem since a few days, the menus wont open properly or superpose themself in a weird way, when i'm free roaming there's no score showing on the bottom left side, instead its the mini-menu when u press LB (L1), i'm playing on steam & my drivers are updated (AMD) if u have any ideas pls let me know, tried to uninstall already & repair the folder

[agile copper]

Thank you. Thank you.

||||

[full narwhal]

there's been a few people on here with issues the last week or so especially with AMD cards 😔
graphical issues, menus breaking, things turning into random squares...

seems like the only option is to wait for either EA to fix it or AMD to release new drivers

[proven mountain]

More or less the same thing but 10x times worse than this guy https://www.reddit.com/r/SkateEA/comments/1qlyr1z/is_this_happening_to_anyone_else_cant_find_a_fix/

Ight, ty for the answer Kyler, i guess i won't hop on Skate those days coz it's literally unplayable :/

[full narwhal]

yeah, not the same thing but @brazen sage was having this issue yesterday (amd too):
#skate-screenshots message

and i've seen a few others ask about similar graphics stuff. sorry it isn't good news i guess. ❤️

[full narwhal]

Are we really now playing Duck, Duck, Jeff? || 🦆 ||

[brazen sage]

yep, mine had those weird rectangles too. @proven mountain gotta do a driver rollback. i can help if you don't know how

[agile copper]

What? Nooooo never.
||🦆||

[full narwhal]

what does it mean if one of us even finds a Jeff?

|| 🦆 ||

[agile copper]

Who knows!
||🦆||

[brazen sage]

this isn't part of the game, its just me
||🪿||

[dreamy lava]

🤢🤮

[full narwhal]

Is this how we gain his powers? || duck ||

[proven mountain]

@brazen sage Ty but i'll pass, i have plenty of other games to play and i'm just gonna wait for an update, take care 😄

[hollow hazel]

Dude are you ok do you want some water

[agile copper]

Good hypothesis, let’s test!
||🦆||

[agile copper]

He’s looking a little Green around the gills

[brazen sage]

it's not just affecting skate, but you do you 👍

[full narwhal]

i keep seeing people in the voice chat here and they're always randoms... the heck is going on in there? || 🦆 ||

[brazen sage]

you mean the party channels?

[tiny prism]

They prolly chattin

Over voice

[agile copper]

Who knows? I stay out of voice chats unless I know folks generally lol
||||

[fast fiber]

Imagine using your voice to chat

[agile copper]

I’m using my voice to text right now!

[fast fiber]

I prefer to run up to ppl and press RB

[brazen sage]

speaking of, is everyone getting the voice chat disclaimer every single time they join a party? I have it disabled but if i accidentally press X instead of O it turns back on 😖

[agile copper]

I used to but not so much anymore.
I haven’t gotten the prompt the last couple of times I’ve played.

[cunning goblet]

i do that and spam left right with the left stick

[fast fiber]

Best method to make friends tbh

[full narwhal]

every damn time 😐

[brazen sage]

grr. if it was just me i could fix it but that's annoying af. i have it turned off deliberately

[full narwhal]

its amazing how there's basically a language that's developed in the game.

person 1: arms up running and waving

person 2: point

person 1: heart emoji

person 2: party emoji

person 1: drops a random toilet on the map

person 2: break dance emote

[cosmic oar]

Yeah I’m not making it to 30

Goodbye and farewell 🤧

[brazen sage]

goodbye forever 😢

[clever tiger]

Havent played in 3 weeks. Anyone know why the camera is bugged? Unfixable? Im like less than a foot away from my character and CANT ZOOM OUT

[pallid drift]

I asked earlier but my question might have gotten missed: does anyone have any tech for landing in a stall after a body flip on a vert ramp? Something happened and I cannot - for the life of me - do them again. Do I just need to turn my grind assist on and pray or smth?

[tiny prism]

Hit r3? Kinda vague

[full narwhal]

oh yeah, go into settings and there's camera options, you can choose "high" or "low"

if its set to "low" its super close like the old skate games, if it's on "high" that's how this version of skate was at the start.

[dreamy lava]

🦮💩

[clever tiger]

Neither of those fix it, “high and low” has been in the game for weeks. Its as simple as that, my camera is about 8” away from the back of my head making the game unplayable. Every setting in camera doesnt change it and neither does r3

[tiny prism]

#bugs-and-tech-issues then

[agile copper]

You should probably clean up after your dog