#general-discussion
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you have a great time i guess
perfect timing
omg congratz on orange @low berry
lol. the terms of my early release have ended
congratulations 🎊
hell yeah 🪿
yess this is so you so demure
all thanks to you
you got me thru some dark times
ur welcome
thanks for the carry
no problem champ
good work team
how we doin gang
orange
lazy
ayy thanks! Not top 3 tho unfortunately 😔
anyone else's PC just crash hard AF whenever they launch this game, I can launch just fine right after it restarts
love that design, i would wear that in game
thank u!! 🙂
i dont play on pc
nope
no issues for me
Why do my skate replays glitch out? Is there some setting I can apply so the recording doesnt miss so many frames?
@still crystal ?
lmao
i thought he cant open the game in general
@hydrotetra
so true
i have no idea - i was nonexistent
tried to join hongry and instantly disconnected from the servers as a whole, wild
at least the game is tracking my clothing choices now
lmao i wasnt even loaded in yet
i think when you click start, it pops up on ppls feed that your online
nah your good, i was tryna join the swarm but parties are full so im waiting
Orangutang
my phone just died lol
Generic post for a lower timer. If anyone is down to party up for OTL hmu.
Timer is still cheeks. 🤌
depends, is al you need Skatanic Panic?
@slow creek
I need them all. We can do them loosely. I'm not free tonight but wanted to throw out feelers on if I could get a whole party. I just want to complete one for the challenge. I haven't been able to solo a single one.
ah gotcha. yeah theyre not supposed to be solo'd lol
youll have a better chance of gettin folks if you're ready when you drop the invite message
here is fine but u might have more luck in #1443759403043000462 cus sometimes we’re not even playing
Thanks bro
i mostly just chill here
eating spicy noodles
that was one time

@slow creek hey you better not be clipping that lol
😳 nooooo
broo you gonna play or what
i see the phone lol
🪿
I got off 😩
Who else looking forward to asap rockys new album in 2 hrs 🦦
Unfortunately its my sleepy time too soon
congrats
👢 🆙
o ya?
Ya
☕ mornin'
stackyyyyy
omg stack hiiiii
i was literally just about to message cus it late af for you to be waking up early
wakey wakey
@slow creekimma head off soon, gotta go on a nightly walk with my girl
tell her about us ❤️
i actually told her about Nelson and Michelle
That was a quick walk
wrong orange
yea i didnt go yet
funny the real dawgs
everytime she hears me typing, she like is that Nelson
“r u cheating”
Sigh
The joke was he said hes going on a walk with his girl then the other fella mistyped and said “had a good time” (instead of “have”)
So i said “that was quick walk”
So im implying that the two oranges are the couple
🦧
i missed the brief for this ^
no comment
words
going back in time - makes sense.
So @spark magnet you picking Willy right?
jeez thats a bit early
thats me moving on to something else lol
are you on that walk or what
hows the weather
i will be soon, and its cold
They picked winners for the t shirt contest at last
Hope my favourite ones won (i only liked 3 out of all of them)
Correct me if I'm leaving anything out, but for pools and bowls currently in the game, we have the Bonski Bean, the Casper Hotel Roof Pool, Rolling Waves' Triple Dippers, and the Tri-Towers roof pool?
40° here and i wanna move to out
bro be walkin 😂
dont worry ill be yapping while im on my walk
boii that was 1 time
what the heck
bruhh lmao
weird sticker
lmao he does not like talking about it @cosmic oar
i havent had any buldak noodles since that time
now you’re thinking about it
incorrect noodles
yea because yall brought it up
When will they add a slurp the noodle into a kiss emote
we can only approximate the correct noodles with gifs
i have no idea what yuor talking about, im just here
find the correct one
as far as im aware you told me you eat spicy noodles
he eatin noodles tho
lmao
me love spicy noodles
no my girl taking forever
actually wait i think my bf is making noodles rn
that one is better
“you dont understand i need to fix this”
ayyy which one
my sister got hello kitty ramen
she lowkey might get food poisoning
spicy?
which bf?? i only got the one
no im a weenie
good luck lol
yea okay buddy
hi compK
alr im leaving yall keep me company
no walk only noodle! 😠
hongry's gone post noodles
hey guys
we are here for you
soo…what do we do now..?
we follow him
yup
Alr guys im walking
have a good wlak king
I tripped and sprain my ankle, walks over
tell us about it
Just imagine Peter Griffin on the floor
And just like that you reclaimed orange
hello i was waiting for you to come back
my early release terms have ended and i am free
I am still SO confused what even happened XD
stress testing
I still think you bribed an EA mod under the table 
dont say that to me right now one of my RAs just let me know one of the pillars holding up our building is cracked almost all the way through 😭
lol im just out on good behavior but i had to rank back up
jesus take the wheel
on god
Im still alive
what did she do to u
yippee
Nothing she listening to music. She dont wanna yap with me
She in the zone for this walk
speed walking
Been busy at work, can someone tell me if they made it so its easier to join off friends now, like 20 players all invited to one lobby
Her speedwalking is me normal walking
yes
I'll hop on real quick
Hi tyler
hiiii
@low berrywelcome to Aus lol
where the kangs at
they're coming in season never
every time im in your party its in 12 FPS
ok now how do I invite like 8 people to 1 session?
it used to be like that for me whenever i played on non-Aus servers in literally every game..
invite, leave party (keeps your in same lobby), invite more
Mmm
aus must have one single tower for the entire continent
in skate. on US servers and in parties its sometimes ok sometimes not.. mostly i get this weird delay and i have to try learn the right timing for things all over again like i'm not quite in sync
most games here have servers in Sydney .. which for me i'm also on the other side of the country
Love when I asked if they made it easier to invite people to lobbys and whoever said yes was A LIAR, I'll be back when I can roll with 20 friends in one lobby without the hassle of some dumb three step process repeated more than two times.
Oh
Wowzer 🫢
ya i was gonna say ur west aus?
yep.. its only within the last few months i was able to get fibre internet here and that makes a huge difference
I dont have any issues in aussie servers
me when i spread misinformation on the internet
west coast us might be closer to aus even tho that might make no difference i have no idea lol
Practically neighbors
i'm not with it this morning .. i literally cant even grind a kerb it seems
Come on man you got this
lol just vibin
I love how this game died so quick lol
Im very much alive, just taking a walk
how far you walking dude
Meeting up with @tame breach
les go
I don’t think SpongeBob would say that
Is skate an instrument?
ello lads, ladies, and lad-theys
Im talking about the game not you, i just went in for the first time in a few months and theres max 6-7 players in my game 🤣
me talking about my pet goldfish (his name is this game)
I made it home
🙏
where did u go dude
wym i just went to get some spicy noodles
i told yall this
i miss Hongry, i wish they were here rn
ugh
its like i can still hear them...
Hongry''s Ghost: change your pfp
much better
🪿honk
did you ever play untitled goose game
@cunning goblet @low berry i gotta grab something to eat but wont be be long
sounds good, ill be here chillin as always
aussie lunch time, makes no sense. its midnight bro
set up a hoop
okay let me think
i wanna do a ride off one, not a flying
agreed
we need more speed
Need for speed
need for you
🤣
i was hoping to run it back and dunk but i couldn’t
good evening skaterinos
immediately looks for u in game
im omw damn
Maybe in 5 hours
@low berry@tame breach@slow creek is it too far or too close?
can we move this ramp a little to the left lowkey
i was thinking the same
i hit the basket just fine when i actually make it up
@slow creek sorry if i messed up ur footy cus i messed up my grab. i just switched stances
oh youre good lmao
i think it would have been a double dunk 😵💫😵💫
i had my best attempt then but hit an airwalk instead of superdude 🙁
sounds exactly like something i would do
watch out i think a random placed a ramp
another one ffs
yeh i got that.. it didnt go well
you callin me a rando? 😭
its mine
my board in the skateball basket
i think we got another
idk i think i won
mine is the creature with potato whites
here you go man #skate-videos message
i think its a bit too crowded to fit more boards lol
its ok i stuck mine on the edge lol .. i should have waited for tyler but i wanted another go lol
yai think i made it but it bounced out
come mon tyler you gotta hit it
looks like it bounced off hhongrys board to me
nah i dont think so
yeah my eyes are bad i just be saying whatever
So who taking a picture
bruh he went over the building
in a single bound
yooo if i hold down rb and then open the steam overlay it keeps my arms up withoht having to hold rhe button down lmao
mine doesnt
you cant click out of the window
bruh i took my board
how do y’all have the patience to watch me do this
im on my phone rn
my board bouncing out
@tame breach thats gonna be asick photo wit the pointing
when he makes it
This random next to us lol
@low berry bruh 😂
@low berry get up you not done
omggg i hit it!!
Yea you hit the return to session marker
😂 😭
Keep going buddy
😭🤣
atp I'm getting tape to hold the point 😂
Duke
im getting food y'all lmk if he hits it
I just came back to the game, why did they ruin the field of view and zoom?
Mine looks fine
What changed? Mine hasn't?
@tame breach if you got that roll and point. Would've been sick
Used to be able to zoom out more the camera is directly behind the skater.
bruh i think the boards are blocking the basket area i swear im hitting this
That was an accident was trying to see if I could let go of the button for the point somehow
Nah its not physical
The extra randoms are the eastern states ppl starting to online (4pm there)
@low berry you got random comp now
my boy g_tan gonna hit it first 😂
if it bounce out it dont count
Arguing with a random
Move the ramp a lil
Literally one more you got this
Damn alr nighty night
i got work tmrw 😔
alr gn
Nite nite
moon
There he goes once again
Well wish they didn’t ruin the camera zoom feels unplayable. Have a good night all.
good night Tikip
@viscid ibex goodnight man hope you have some good rest
moon
damn
Bro got launched lmao
a bonghat
find a new spot im done with this dumas dinosaur
dunk on the head of the long neck
you’re on break ⏱️
💀
i was editing while you said this lol
@tame breach what you want to do, we'll follow you, doesnt have to be skateball
moon
haha stuffed that one in lol ... overtook @low berry on the run up lol
damnnn dont do him like that
can change spot i dont care
do something else i am ok with whatever
pls i hate this spot now
you pick the next one since i picked this one
gonna make a coffee brb
hello
howdy doody
@low berrybruh how we gonna make this from this lil ramp
@cunning goblet place the backboard for me
Yall need to get me and my crew in on the next sesh of “skateball” @cunning goblet
how do you do that
bet, we gotcha
add me 👆 on EA
we playing NBL here this is on my server lol
Bet my EA is in my profile bio if you clicky pfp
thats what i tried but didnt worn. i watch you and it snapped into place
you shouldve made this going downhill
i got sent to the moon brb
you are both invisible now
no im making u guys suffer
dont worry i see you
Streaks
lmao i made it
moon.2
how the hell you getting any speed uphill 🙁
ur upside down anyways
🪿 maybe
suffer ❤️
@chrome pelican this my best one #skate-videos message
gonna be hard to do a tailwalk on this one
in your face 🗑️ 🛹
😭😭
lmao
moon.3
gotta edit and post it
moon.4
gotta make sure you hit the angles
too late i went and tried to fix invisible
did a search was commented that starting challenge and exiting sometimes worked
join someone else and join back?
moon.6
Every time I login
At least once per session
Vee tries to gaslight into thinking there’s some new missions unlocked
May pinoy dito?
restarting
okay byyyyye
i gtg tired af
gonna have nightmares about dunking in this game.
ohhh okay man, nighty night
ok then.. nite 💤
we got skateball practice tomorrow
i'm coming back, will join you @cunning goblet
wanna join swarm?
they still swarming?
let me check
i dont mind either way
also can see you lol
i might jump on later today
ight man, just let me know, im always down
those dunks wore me outttt
how do you get it to just snap like that?
lol that what tyler asked, idk man i just put it right against it
im going to the moon
@tame breach i watched the replay, not as clean but ill let you count it
it goes in, but then hooks on the side
full basket > hook > slot ??
looks like it goes in but the momentum is kinda making it go out then it gets stuck
yeh the trucks catch on the baby seat part
if it were game tho you'd need to full basket to take the win
yea i would agree with that
i saw it go in you, good
thats in lol
i got it just processing to post
i got the next spot
you disappeared on me lol .. not in party
when you do grabs, does it bug out for you
not atm?
ig its just me then
this feels just a little too far or i dont seem to be able to pop high enough
nope you got that, good stuff ... with the spin too 🔥
would you say that a 720 or no?
maybe 540 because i think it went in when you were kind backwards
its very close tho
sounds good, i didnt want to round up
i cant get the height for some reason.. since we playing skateball i also changed to H3 lol
need the height for the role man
this one i like the aesthetic of the bridge
@tame breachyea you definitely not popping high enough also if you hit that rocket air im done
i dont know why i'm keep doing the walk and airs now lol
you tryna show off thats why
im watching through the QDO screen
nah i'm cooked
@tame breachbruh that last one was good but you didnt do the grab
this has me beat.. i dunno why a superdude is turning into every other thing now lol
Where did the snowflakes go, I don’t remember getting reimbursed with another currency for them ?
they go away because the event is over
eh whatever .. not feeling this atm
Well yeah but like I thought they give us another currency to replace our spare snowflakes
nah they never did that and if someone told you that then its incorrect info
its okay man, we can chill if you want
something is just not consistent with getting the moves out atm.. its almost like my controller doesnt like the double button presses
Lmao no one said anything, I just remember Skate said they acknowledged left over currency was an issue… guess they did nothing about it lmfao
they just lowered how much is leftover, i think the Halloween we had like 3k leftover which they didnt want
i dont even get why leftover currency is an issue.. it just means that when you have enough you can stop caring lol
ikr i rather have leftovers
if there's no surplus it makes it hard for ppl who arent able to play for a while to complete stuff
yea which is what happened with this event, ppl didnt do everything and complained they didnt have enough
cant please everyone so just have the surplus and go on from there
exactly that
also it wasnt clear that the ugly sweater was going to need another 350 .. it was an unlock not a completion gift.. that was dumb
(brb)
yall
hopefully next event we can actually get it as a gift
asap rocky album don’t be dumb dropped
yes Sir Lamp
it’s almost been 8 years
he too busy with Riri
but imma listen to it now, thanks for letting me know
that’s fair it’s just he’s the only rapper i like anymore . or one of few
@tame breachill be chillin here listening to music, you got this man
i'm taking the slot as done lol
thats bascially the net lol
i'm adding the clipping basket and slot together 😂
flacs on internet archive rn
we can chill unless you want to find another spot
i just had sister bring my mum back so might need to disappear .. its late for you though right?
yea 7 mins to midnight but i usually stay up to 1am
but yea go hang out with your family
i havent done much else except this today lol
its pretty fun huh
lmaoo
all net
i thought i could sneak a basket in while it wasnt looking.. nope 😭
but yeah i'll disappear and see you at reset
i'm juding that attempt haha
it was clean and you know it
@fallen haven so far i like the vibes from this album
When is the next event?
Ah, nice ty
The grind said this even was coming to a close so I am think soon maybe couple weeks
i swear my mannies are getting cancelled for absolutely no reason
yeah I felt that too recently, they just kinda stop when it doesn't really feel like you moved the stick
anyone found slappies not working properly lately?
rather than pop up to grind it'll do some weird half attempt and drop back down
I just clicked this chat think ima click off again real quick
Someone tell me. Top or bottom?
Yup.
Can I share a picture of my game in here?
There's a channel for screenshots #skate-screenshots if that's what you're after
I'm new to the server
just have a look through the channel list its pretty self explanatory here
just woke up from a nightmare about a skater that plays basketball in prehistoric times
did you at least score a basket? 😂
🤣🤣 NO nothing but empty air
I glitched myself under the map
nba or wnba?
I had a similar issue later.. took me ages to slot it under the basket (twice) and my best attempt clipped through the whole shopping cart 😭
It was NBL.. they were on my local server (Aus)
wNBL
good point 🫡
bro i swear i hit it so many times but i could be wrong. i was the only one that couldnt do it. i think i was just exhausted. was up at that point for 22 hours (and yeah i do suck at this game 🤣)
that was like the last setup with Hongry.. for whatever reason I just couldn't get it and then it becomes more frustrating
NBL needs to pay us more…im fatigued
i’ll be on later probably. need to redeem myself. i hit a front flip dunk one night and then basically nothing the next.
Anybody else keep getting an error of "You don't have enough storage space" I have 4TB of storage in my PS5.
i'll be around at reset but cant be on for very long tonight.. early start tmw
oh for sure i can be on around then
Selfishly, I hope the tee contest winners have the same kinda style as me 🙏🏼
What’s the difference between an inward kickflip and a hard flip
A hard flip is an inward kickflip but with a cooler name 😅
there is a difference?
i hope this game comes to switch 2 at some point, would be dope to have skate on the go
ice on my windshield this morning. i live in florida bro.
Anyone down for a game of skate??
Yes,
do you think it started around the time of the map texture updates?
woah stack yous is a bluey now?
wth? i'm almost 7 levels past blue lol
yous is a yappin
which is odd because i would never be accused of that irl
same, this game has brought out the chihuahua in me.
(the small yapping dog that screams into the void every chance it gets)
other discords are either too standoff-ish or too toxic to talk in.. this one has a better vibe
im embracing myself for a wave of nonsense in here today
oh we get told of the shirt winners
Accurate.
i really hope wins
i can confirm doesnt
we earned our peace here tbf 💀
also hi good morning skaterinos
how do i see the tshirt finalists
im negative levels lol
im an honorary blue
Wishing I brought two cups of coffee into work right about now
wakes up against my will
Morning sk8rs
double up into one cup :)
cheeseburger
can i see the tshirt finalists? 🤔
@slow creek sent you a dm btw
gimme the gif permissions. im the reaction mastah
my tshirt finalists! my tshirt finalists! i can't see without my tshirt finalists!
Bringing logic into the chat, could've used that earlier this morning
Hi
hi huckman
How ya doin?
Hello skaters
we’re so back
mornin' all arrivals.. this is for you ☕
yessir - cheeseburger
I hate coffee, i take my sleep deprivation head on
thats the spirit
its just a pic bro make it whatever you want lol
strong cuppa + bowl of special K = the King's breakfast
Can i make it a day off 😭
That would be sick
i sneezed
blessings sent
am i in the right chat
Everytime i think of thaw, i start saying “sticker slap to manual to wallplant”
Youre in the wrong for even addressing a group of people as "chat"
Mindy so angy
-# pretty sure that’s her name >.>
am i in the right, chat?
Chat is he in the wrong?
It is!
i love this game and it has the best soundtrack. all other opinions are invalid
Wait, is that what you meant or you meant it the other way? Lol
As in hey am I in the right vs wrong, chat? Or am I in the correct chat?
lol no im just goofin
The covers are legendary. That alone makes it
Accurate, but replace the text with “when your Skate. stickers don’t even show up on your deck and you paid for some of them”
🥲
alkaline trios cover of wash away is phenomenal
and that random instrumental tune with the whacky drum machine
an endless sporatic. so sick
you can make it whatever you want i'm just words on the screen lol
You broke me
Oof. Not even shade. Just a slap
Not a drum machine
i just remembered. awhile ago when early access dropped, there was this guy on X posting skate clips of him jumping over a trashcan but just barely knocking a cup into it with the wheels.
he said it wasnt edited. am i tripping or is he lying?
Thats Andythps
Sticker slap 
ur welcome
Love it when Nine Inch Nails plays this early in the day, let's go
despite all my beans im still just words on a screen
AES is the band @sacred sandal played in at the time, all natural talent. Sun of pearl. Introduced me to that perfect 4 song EP, and of course Impulse on GH3.
you're not in the chat.. the chat is in you 👀
sun of pearl has been stuck in my head for 20 years
oof, this feels nice
Guess im putting it on now... probably the whole thaw soundtrack
....i did this like 2 days ago....
can y'all squidge over a bit this liver is poking into me
If i had the power... 5 minute timeout
thaw ost got a grip on me
Speaking of - there’s a cover band out there call Downhill Jam that does nothing but cover songs from the THPS series and has Andy show up and play the games projected on the screen behind them and sometimes the birdman himself shows up and karaoke’s with them
you in particular 😉
sorry bro im stuck between his kidneys, cant move at all
please tell me what it’s saying
Now the playlist shifts over to some AC/DC, yes lawd
it probably is ☠️
your kidneys say you should drink more water
It’s not saying …let me out?
Wait til you find out about The900 and Birdman
Because kidney stones are the worst pain on Earth, trust
that homie has got insane precision
no kidding. I preached drinking water but I’m so bad about actually doing it.
👀
Ever watched someone have a kidney stone? I drink all da wata now
Some spicy Friday morning chat
No need to, I've lived the pain... more than once, don't recommend
yeah, had my stoic carpenter dad literally crying and throwing up in the sink... [shudder]
From your bwita?
what a great day to be off
aayy thats just @cunning goblet 's noodles
I also may have played guitar for them as a guest once on The Ernie’s here and now lol was fun
it’s crazy he’s obsessed with those noodles
Nobody likes a bragger 😏
For who?
I eat so much salt
But I stay hydrated af, no rocks scare me
Pretty sick though
Downhill jam!
Because I'm hydrated
skill issue
Gotchya! @iron mica
Those posts have a certain way with me
Stones are afraid of Aldy.
Pebbles suck.
Fruity pebbles tho
fruity pebbles slap
ya mouth
The marketing works.
I wish, then maybe our front entrance wouldn't be littered with small rocks and pebbles lmao
Sadly those dont do enough. I still have one but yea
I'd agree with this... if it were decades ago
oh fair
Watching yall post without slow mode over here catching peanuts 🥜 🥲
ok dork
i havent had fruity pebbles in a while, did they change them?
youll get there 💪
You know me so well
☺️
👉👈
You'll get here one day. Its earned! I also didnt realize lol. But yea I have been cool with all of those cover bands for quite some time. I missed TDJs show in NYC this year otherwise I would have been up there with them
believe me i know the struggle
Stil corn and dye
da usual
peak cereal ingredients
That's all cereal lol. How it ended up marketed as a healthy breakfast is the funniest thing
Probably not, but my taste buds did
lobbyists go crazy ig
I love that the head is offset and I’m imagining it rocking back-and-forth a little dance
☺️
👉👈
Hola my skate fam
As a child, I asked my mom how it was legal, and the question still remains why we remain on the flawed system
Hello there, General Kenobi
Possibly - you ever wonder why Trix cereal are just colorful balls instead of fun fruity shapes?
||because trix are for kids and you grew tf up 🥲||
someone folded us Americans into eating junk food for breakfast it’s truly remarkable
The pyramid - it’s…. …it’s…Inverted.
i ate reese puffs this morn
oh that was my favorite. The milk tasted so good.
Bro Reese’s puffs commercials went hard I was like “man I gotta stop eating this Cookie Crisp bs and be cool like these kids” 
Cereal is my bedtime dessert on many occasions - I’ve been on a frosted shredded wheat kick
Ok south pa... oh wait
ommmmg the cookie crisp were top-tier. I also used to eat the count chocula too
Frosted shredded wheat is the best
If they made the fruit shape still and and the colorful balls ones. I would fool say if I had a 17-year-old going on 18. Give them the fruit shape ones the day before and the day they turn 18 giving them the normal ball ones. They will be like what happened to my cereal. I'll tell them trix ain't for kids so you can't see the shapes no more.
I love when the skate discord shifts to food discord
How would we know though?
Nowadays they’ll make anything a cereal, ice cream or soda flavor. Like, “man, I sure could go for my sour patch cereal, with my twinkies ice cream and wash it down with some flaming hot Mountain Dew 🤮
Couldn't agree more lol
How'd you know what I had last night?
do u think triple tacos will get a physical location in game or are they still going to be vending machine tacos?
i like tacos
i’m watching usually
Yo really though... $30 for two combos at wendys... wth
Nah you gotta pay for that
YESSSSS obligatory lowercase words
I need a box of Skate-Os cereal
food trucks
triple taco sounds like a made-up trick
Shaped like the line challenge bearings with marshmallow trucks?
anyone tryna do own the spot top of the tall building
we have a fake skater in the chat 👆👆👆
Hit them with an elote grab
Sure. And fingerboard every box as a prize.
is that the one with the endless kickflip?
im tryna eat some enchiladas
attention everyone: if ur eating right now i need pics #food
Do a triple taco over into a BS Salad and that will satisfy Vee’s constant nod to hunger guaranteed. 👍
i misspoke i meant throw down my b also did they rly need to add slow mode to this chat😂
my cinnamon toast crunch isnt super photogenic sorry
Lmao torta - I read that as tortilla and was like is that a BS “splat on the concrete” basically?
Full on smorgasbord over here
tortas be magic
i wonder what the sticker slap to manual to wallplant guy is is doing now
wait what is getting deleted rn
apparently we are not allowed to talk about that middle word in your trick line
strange
I just realized - “smorgas-board” could be a trick
both mine and yours was deleted and there was only one common
m0d5 are not fans of mexican cuisine? odd....
🪦 @tame breach
probably italians
typical
man i do not wanna go to work today
you have the powah
nope it's blackout time rn
wait
i mean that fro. now til next friday is blackout days. cant take those off
i do NOT mean i intend to blackout to avoid going to work 💀
kenji the reason for the verizon blackout
on the upside, because i'm working Saturday as well, i get a free day off any other time i like
Me, a few hours ago when the alarm woke me up from a perfectly good dream
me in my cubicle rn as i hear my boss huck up his lungs profusely for the past 4 weeks
Ouch, hate to see it
refuses to take time off and wonders why others are starting to cough. small business owner brains must be nonexistent
people that refuse to take time off when they're sick annoy me
(people who do not get paid sick leave notwithstanding)
like nobody's gonna promote you because you came to work throwing your guts up alyssa
go home
hes a psychopath who makes his own schedule and complains about it. spineless coward who cant put up boundries to clients and will bend over backward at their beck and call.
Here’s me thinking: “Wait shouldn’t you get two days back for working on a Saturday?”
How very European of me 😕
im in this funny little group called "salaried overtime exempt" so really me getting a free day off is just out of the kindness of my boss's heart more than any actual written policy
but i just laugh and agree with him because i cant land a job anywhere else and the worlds on fire lolol
(yeah it sucks)
Really gets the mind working
hes the reason i would never wanna start my own gig, i understand the money part but i can see how it just clouds his judement. homies gonna have a heart attack at 49
but anyways
skatb0rt
Skordbord
if anyone has remote work leads, would love to hear about. it'd be sick to hang with my cat all day again
my buddy does remote work and all she can ever find are telemarketing/call center type jobs
and they pay crap of course
I work remote 75% of the time as a web developer. Working from home is the best.
all the graphic design gigs i find are putting peeps back in the office. i wouldnt mind hybrid atleast
one of my supervisors just called me and i didnt answer 💀 i normally would but i was using the bathroom. should i call back i dont wanna go in today lol
i feel like a followup text from him would be cool
is the web developer market saturated, would it be worth switching up careers?
Call em back and say you’re too healthy to come in
i am THRIVING sorry boss today is just too good
yall are beneath me, twin
Idk. I guess it depends on what language and frameworks you’re good in. And AI is a big insecurity atm.
yeah im feeling pretty obsolete in my role lol people dont need help in any creative endeavor, they will settle for AI
Companies think that AI can do a lot. And that’s true, if you don’t care about quality and security. But a lot of companies don’t realize that yet. I expect a rise in demand for experienced developers who know what they’re doing and can clean up the mess AI made in a couple of years.
no bro its your day off, dont answer work calls on your day off
OR AI learns to clean up its own mess. In which case I’ll be out of a job before I’m 45 lol
Time to jump off some rooftops today
Weeeee
be safe kids
i might just have to pay a visit to these data centers poppin up all over the place. do some light maintenance
Someone woke up and chose violence 😏
oh also my bro is a software engineer for hp and he's in the office like 1 day a week
so. tech seems promising for hybrid work
if i only had a brain
Towards myself that is
It's fun to jump off rooftops and hit the ground hard
I work for a very big known company now and believe me; brains or skills are not a requirement.
if i didnt have someone looming over my desk checking my monitor all the time, i'd be learning hella computer things
i guess its time to play with the hands dealt to me and start making false claims on my resume.
Why is hurting yourself in Skate 2025 so fun
if the majority of snakes in politics have no integrity and can get away with haneous shi every day, i guess i can lie to get more money too
or i dropship temu products like all rescpectable capitalist lovers do
I need to torpedo off the M-Corp tower again
Im 100% convinced you can. Especially in a big company. Easy. But I would get very unhappy very quick.
all i gots to do at work today moderate a workshop and make a presentation about crisis response to present tomorrow
yo full circle HR peeps, if you're reading this, i am totally legit and reliable human, definitely not a scab. i know computer. hire me
and i STILL dont wanna go
Sounds just like working within the transit industry, teehee
jUst gAmiFy YoUr LiFe!
its a sidequest. yeah. totally not depressing
Pantera, let's goooooo... Cowboys from Hell, reminds me of rolling with the posse in RDR2 😏
i dont believe u
bad guys wear blaaaack
aimed atchu
Hey guys, sorry to cut off the current convo, quick question tho when are we expecting Skate. to be on iOS?
were the cowboysfrumelll
Out of the darkness, and into the light
i really have no idea if they still plan to do a mobile port
As soon as ios stops sounding like my Mom, telling me I listen to my music too loud
you know who else is groovy, white zombie. that tune super charger heaven, ooooof
i tried doing the ios playtest earlier last year and it couldnt run on my iphone13. maybe theyre progressing but itd be a lot cooler if they just let it go. but they wont cuz capitalism
Seems like the worst time to switch to Mac hahaha sounds like VMs that run windows wont run Skate. either
raaaahhh
Yes lawd, this banana was perfectly ripe.... chef's kiss
i wonder if this was what was happening to sadderall
just get a ps5, even though in my mind it feels like i just got mine, the next one is probs coming out early next year. i bet there are sales on ps5s
Maybe time for a console or a gaming pc on the side.
Gaming in a Mac is still not a thing unfortunately
Hello fellow skaters
Yeah was tinkering with the idea of getting a steam deck, what do we think?
Hello there
thinking about the ps6 is breaking my brains
omg bara hiiii
Steam deck doesn’t run skate too
weird
oh thats lame
I could be wrong?
nah i feel like theres been people here saying it doesnt work
i dont think steam has it available on the steamdeck, maybe??
lol
Iam not sure whether or not Steam runs different OS, but I see a video rn saying Steam Windows playing Skate.
common linux L
The javelin Anti-Cheat I believe is part of the reason it doesn’t run on linux/Steam Os
I don’t think so? Doesn’t it run some version of Linux and a weird wrapper around directX?
Something like that? I’m not into steam/windows gaming so I might have understood half of of it.
That’s correct
GabeCube I believe.
“I gotta say, today was a good day.”
I can hear that song now. It’s in my head. Thank for nothing.😂
oh crud i axtually gotta get to work now
byebye skaterinos ill be back when i get to work lol
theres probably a workaround but your skater will be in a even thicker amount of molasses than the rest of us proper players are already dealing with
There was also that weird Xbox handheld thing a couple of months ago. Idk if that runs skate?
You’re welcome for nothing 😏
someone mentioned the playstation portal thing works but its just a screen mirror for your ps5
ASUS Rog ally
Again, don’t know what it runs or not.
That does because it runs a modified version of Windows/Xbox OS
that’s the non Xbox model. The naming scheme is awful.
It’s the
ASUS ROG Ally X
Yeah Ive heard about the ROG Xbox I think Skate. is supported on that OS, overall tho what would you guys suggest as a good console thats portable for gaming
It’s crazy expensive though, i see now.
The ally X. If you have the cash to spend. It’s a Friggen Grand.
Ah ok.
for like $800 you could get the ps5 and the portal lol
I would look up LTT videos on portable gaming in 2025 to get a good grasp on the state of Portable Gaming right now
Excellent Point!!!
But only console exclusives and no steam sales
But the portal only works in your own house or am I wrong?
Any WiFi connection
theres so many new consoles and emulators that youtubers are peddaling its exhausting. i wouldnt know where to start or end lol
Ahh streaming games in Egypt over wifi I think waiting for Skate. to be supported over Mac would be easier
Ah. Not “any WiFi connection where your ps5 also is”?
i think there was a recent update that changed it
I need to see if they got the fiber network up and running in our neighborhood, last I heard it was only weeks from completion
maybe trade in the mac for a gaming laptop?? those can be hella portable
Im learning while advising to check all these things really well before you drop 800 bucks. Haha.
Yes. Any WiFi connection at all I believe.
Let me see if I can confirm that. Jeff is the only guy I know that plays on portal sometimes
@dull pilot the portal works anywhere with a WiFi connection right?
in fact i think the legend vjni himself plays on a laptop
Ahh cant I actually got this mac for programming ( my bread and butter ) and I thought I can squeeze in some gaming sesh, but I guess not so I was pondering over getting the steam deck / maybe nintendo switch? idk, but carrying two laptops when going out to work thats a recipe for a herniated disk
I believe Jeff said he played skate on his phone with a controller via live cloud gaming.
So that’s also an option. Maybe.
Smart. I have to develop on a windows laptop atm and it’s hell on earth.
But yeah working a Mac makes you find another solution for gaming 🤷🏻♂️
In terms of consoles Im like 20 years into the Xbox ecosystem so i prefer that (and the Xbox controllers) but atm i think PS5 is actually the better choice.
Hahaha yup the whole Microsoft ecosystem having you locked to their OS to develop is such an awful experience, but yeah now I dont have an all in one device. Might start farming in Stardew valley and get a nintendo switch
i freaking love my ps5
Yeah, likewise
Im not locked because im a web dev. But the company just gave me a windows laptop. Sad.
Oh so you're not doing any C# BE dev? just use your personal laptop if possible I do that, I cba to work with a windows machine anymore I literally forgot the shortcut keys hahaha
Bjork songs always bring me back to the 90s, yes lawd
Naah company policy I have to work on the work computer. I can probably ask for a Mac but I’m new so havent started being a pain in the neck yet haha
anyone else in this chat a normie who doesnt understand whats going on?
Eh, I’m just vibing to these songs on my playlist lol
Usually, that’s me. Nice to be on this side for once 😄
I’ve used both Xbox and PS5, and I feel as though Xbox won’t be the same in a few years. I feel like PS5 will continue to optimize hardware, but Xbox I feel like is leaning into and will continue to lean into Cloud gaming, focusing the next console on immediately cloud gaming as opposed to hardware.
This is all speculation based on rumors and tidbits of knowledge I’ve heard over the last year-ish
Also.
I will never stop going on about this point, Xbox controllers joystick polling rate is abysmal.
I used to call it latency but that’s not the issue. It’s legitimately the polling rate for the joysticks, it’s not great. It feels latent because of how slow it is to respond in my opinion
lol
the fact that a lot of legacy xbox games are being brought into the ps5 library is kind of cwazy
i wish i knew how to read
i love my chunky ps5 controller
It’s got such good ergonomics
“You can’t fire me, because I quit, throw me in the fire, I won’t throw a fit….”
Xbox has better stick placement, but PS5 is better for overall ergonomics
Hot take, I like the Nintendo Pro controllers more than my PS5 controllers
👋
I am calibrating vacuum gauges n drinking rootbeer
blasphemy! i'll have to give mine another look later
“For whom the bell tolls, time marches on…”
calibrate good times, cmon
Hi. Can you help me? I just installed Skate. When I try to start my Skate, an error appears:
This software cannot be used at the same time as the game. Make sure the program is not installed. Interception
can i say something controversial yet brave
the switch 2 joycon mount is one of the comfiest controllers ive ever used
This.
I play on my phone through the PS Remote Play app while connected to my Backbone Pro.
fine i'll cave and buy the pro controller
the 2 pro controller is pretty good too
i didnt read joy con
Slayerrrrr, let's go
????
uninstall Interception
That’s not a hot take it’s just you stating your opinion respectfully.
Now if you had said that Nin Pro Controllers were objectively better? Now that’s a hot take lmao
The battery life alone on their controllers are just so much better.... imho
Backbone pro. That’s what it was. My bad Jeff! I always get those mixed up. 🫶
Good morning peeps
Hello hello there
-# they are 👀
Now that’s a hot take.
-# and a wrong one
Howdy doody
Hey thats my line
Uh. Uh. Doody howdy
dowdy hoody
Much better yall
hello
Hi
howdy doody
Im so hongry for more skate content, is it going to be one of those games that its really good 2 years in like fortnite or like not
He said it! He said the thing!
just using me like that is crazy
90% drop off ✌️
i thought you weregonna be gone for a bit
I am.
There are just periods of lull where I have time lol
We’re resting right now and I’m testing out my new IEM’s
ohhh gotcha, well enjoy your time then
Thanks fam!
tell the gf we said hi
@slow creek TotD is Benihana
@tame breach has picked Stiffy
Just got our list of throws that we paid for in installments... looks like I'll be using both hands to throw to the New Orleans parade enjoyers
is that for the king arthur flour parade?
wow these olives are salty af
im eating a greek flatbread pizza for breakky
Flour... Knights of the round table... whatever's clever
knights of the round bun
She threw up a peace sign ✌🏼
✌️
✌️
✌️
TOTD: no comply
TOTD : Nollie Inward Heel
great guess lol
no change it back
what was it lol
he said no comply
Bean plant
Edit:
“Both. Both is good”
argue about it