#general-discussion
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If I was paralyzed from the waist down, I would stand up for the first time in my life to turn my pc off to not see this dumb ass "Server Maintenance" announcement.
I’m calling the head honcho of EA and giving him a piece of my damn mind
never had this issue
Imma get a job at EA cuz they clearly get to do nothing all day
Servers are up yall!
I did! 4 hours ago!!
📢 Skate Server Update
The servers are currently down for maintenance. During this downtime, we’re rolling out some big changes:
Progression will be reset — time to start fresh and show your skills again.
Hall of Meat is being added — get ready for some bone-crunching action.
A complete art style rework — the game’s getting a new look.
Expanded character customization — more ways to make your skater unique.
Thanks for hanging tight while we finish the rework.
when is the server up bru even my controller look sad
I know I’m on it rn

servers are back??????????
im actually decent at dbd i think and also being rude cause someone isnt perfect at the game shouldnt be normal!
Rip my kick flip til later today
Blocked
When's servers back up
if only that were true 🥀💔
Servers are back down
@winter ravine what you add me for? 😮
Real question should be is hall of meats coming with all these downtime ?
Yeah also holy crap speaking as a woman in a online lobby is like throwing a bowling ball through a densely packed minefield. Half will threaten you, the other will get really weird. Only a few will be chill. Thats why you see things like us setting up women only groups and stuff
why would progression be reset
guys just hop on 2k26 and skate
i can get them pretty consistently with lasers and 360s, not sure i have any special technique for it though
I feel like the minute I go to bed I'll get the noti that servers are back up
Nuh uh
ill give you my hall of meat
@dull pilot I think it's time.
when is skate back up
@civic badge u not gunna accept?🤯
get that yam off yo face
on god, i usually see you around with most of the "regulars" too, i usually hang for the chill few hours in here before it turns into chaos, but ive never seen it this bad 😂
well its in fix mode, time to play marvel rivals in the mean time
Jeff left. See you guys on reTHAWed
just take it off already
2 a.m PST will be back up
games back up
📢 Skate Server Update
The servers are currently down for maintenance. During this downtime, we’re rolling out some big changes:
Progression will be reset — time to start fresh and show your skills again.
Hall of Meat is being added — get ready for some bone-crunching action.
A complete art style rework — the game’s getting a new look.
Expanded character customization — more ways to make your skater unique.
Thanks for hanging tight while we finish the rework.
damn servers still down 🙁
skate downtime got me wondering if im actually just a deer
i know you mods are watching this chat cuz yall deleted my message. PLEASE fix the SLOW MOTION bug PLEASE.
why exactly would you log on, just to lie to us?
yea same 😄 our timezone is much more chilled 😄 people turning crazy here because they can't play
Hopefully it goes up soon, I wanted to do my challenges 
real
Ok bro those pronouns are crazy
this server gonna be real quiet when the maintenance is done
Hall of pork and hall of beef and hall of dog
are s-x bots just allowed in the chat or what is going on?
Hurry up devs
chose a REALLY bad time to try a new game smh.
supposedlly a las 11 am in spain u do hour conversionç
Time to do but stuff to my self
when is maintenance done
reset progress !? nahhh
🤡
skate downtime makes me think 375mikkl on spotify isnt good anymore.
@unborn sluiceno need to be an ass
Servers are up!
Bro if the servers aren’t back on in 5 minutes im telling everyone I know the new skate number 4 is trash
This down time is actually ridiculous
check your DMs twin el oh el
Servers are down! 👍
yeah of course lol 😂
Shredded the nar bra
servers are up
servers stilll down?
i will get mad at you if you are drastically bad and if im actually trying to win and u throw my game but if u communicate its a whole different story. i just get mad at people who dont try to communicate at all and just dont speak for entire match. not a single information
Lair
i already did that joke and everyone loved it. im better than you.
💀
guys i cant join any server in skate its that normal?
they told as an hour and its been 3
Mods fix the slow motion chat
ofc they will say that, you could play every other skate OFFLINE
dw guys im gonna go to EA headquarters and finish up what they started cus they taking too long
Anyone party up and do challenges?
Im pretty sure the only mod is Jeff lmao
mb y’all i been chewing the server cables
fix game when
name is jeff?
hey let's stir the pot guys:
what is skate culture?
servers are back up yall
kappa
OMG!!!! They just posted on twitter with an update. Expect a discord announcement any moment.
This dwntm bout to make me start diggin in my butt
omg im 375mikkl wtf, listen to my music!
fr?
Hopefully skate does twitch drops in the future
oui fr
god awful bait
Yall all liars
These skate devs think we a joke get skate back up now cuh
You all all liars
you deserve coal
why tf is nobody listening to me
i legit know why its down
theres a new exploit for the software EA employees use to log into their servers
so they have shut down the servers to patch it
would be cool
lets ask chatgpt
at least change pfp and be convincible
when the server´s back we need skate

Tell them the truth tho y'all don't know when y'all coming back on yet and y'all will have a ETA soon
bro sweats 💦
why you guys just don't chill out ? Most of you complain about the game bugs / features and other stuff since the release. They're doing god damn maintenance to provide some updates and hopefully some patches and other stuff. They're just doing the job they've to do to make this game better.
No updates over the status yet? 👀
breaking games again lol
ok professor hackerman
billion dollar company cant fix there servers btw
get a job or smth 😭 its really not ridiculous
@sour wagon the game is great!!
@unborn sluice if you have to rely on your teammates you are a part of that losing problem im afraid <3 also communicating doesnt magically win you the game and like i said already about dbd not all games even support in game communication 😜
being EA.
Clearly they've decided they don't want to stay. 😅
when is maintinance done
fr
servers suposed at oclock
What is it now or what was it then?
nah how did it go from 1 hour downtime to like 8 hours😭
well, let’s ask EA while they get chatgpt to do their dev work for them
this diabolical
EA stop teasing us 😩
downtime isnt an issue, its the 0 eta warning thats annoying
That’s it I’m gonna end it
@me when the servers come back up night night
Skate culture is when you do skate things like skateboard and eat burrito and use stickers and also big black sometimes but hes dead now 😦
increasing price of loot boxes for the homeless
Hopefully they fix my soft lock by the time I get off work this morning would be dope to log on and be able to complete everything else
Somebody give me the head developers number. I bet they have guys in that server room with their feet kicked up eating Doritos while people r dying, they should be all hands on deck to the last man like the Germans r raiding the gif damn trench. I want my purple coins
in about an hour
Like 6 maybe 7
EA sports sits in the game
yall never played a free to play game before, these updates going to be long lol
i swear it said an hour... EA has their own time zone.
thats what they said 3 hours ago
im really confused right now and kinda scared
My goodness

EA busy watching my OF vids sry guys
heyy
Can y'all tell I'm hella bored rn 😭 
hopefully i can play before skate 5
man jus made this game offline
I've heard that the servers are going through the 2nd floor apt for me and my sister, to the hospital I think she is going to. skate culture ⭐ and then we can go on the road.
holy bot
free?
Servers are up!
fortnite skins
📢 Skate Server Update
The servers are currently down for maintenance. During this downtime, we’re rolling out some big changes:
Progression will be reset — time to start fresh and show feet again.
Hall of Meat is being added — get ready for some bone-slobbing action.
A complete fart style rework — the game’s getting a new ass.
Expanded character customization — more ways to make your skater fweaky.
Thanks for remaining tight while we finish the rework.
want proof?
Molly little lowk the method
u done?
Don't forget smoking flower. So sad they went Teen so I'll never get a smoke-and-ride emote, ngl. Also because... I mean... just look at this channel.
Team Fortress 2 would never do this to me

yo i aint jackin this you got me mad tight
@dusk pawn When is it up
fart style rework!?!?!?!?!
Ts wild dawg
vee joi
Bruh
servers are up YESSSS
😭😭
im talking about only cs since im playing on higher elo i want to communicate with my team and have info on every oponent. u should understand. in dbd i would even want to talk to you tbh. im making money chill girl dont worry abt it
Servers will be up...soon
Liar
i js sat here slurpen my hienz soop

It’s been a hour bruh🫥🫥
Udapte finish at ?
lol free to play I paid $25 for the game and soft locked since the beginning 😂 lmao cooked
when do they open agen
4
we just EA's toys atp
3*
It’s BACK!!!
🎮 IT’S TIME – skate. is BACK ONLINE 🛹
Hey, skate. community —
We know it’s been a ride (and not the good kind). You’ve been patiently waiting while we took the game down for some much-needed maintenance. We said we were working on it — and we meant it.
Today, we’re stoked to finally say it:
skate. is officially out of maintenance and back online.
That’s right — servers are up, sessions are live, and San Vansterdam is calling.
i m returned the game lol noobs
@dull pilot can u ban the ones tht reacted those the same people that were harrasing me all yesterday
it’s not online
skill issue
u stroked or you stoked?
💔💔
In the future guys, remember that "About an hour" means 1-8 hours.
Im too old fr this waiting lmao, one night off b4 2 weeks of work and jus wanted to give this a go, bad timing on my part
dont lie
Y are servers still down though
go outside. This isnt World Of Warcraft
i got baited by downtime to join this discord server
Type shi
@dull pilot can you ban everyone who spent money on the game
I predict the servers will be back up in 4
real
I'm finna skate down there and rip em a new kick flip ong
The games been cancelled due to copyright issues
i think everyone did
maintenanxe should be sundays from 5am to 10 am
Holy shucks servers are up now
onlyfriends?
Oh yeah I forgot because I already smoked flower tonight. And yeah lmao the last part 💀. Tbf I was probably around their age when skate was coming out, and I remember most of my classmates being obnoxious little bastards sometimes
clock dat tea sista
dammit
f
is it up yet
mods can you pls ban anyone that doesnt use the oxford comma tbh they should be tried at the hague
Prob not true
Hey are servers back up
is this skater culture
The 50 million question of the day win goes to our service back up
Oh, it's up alright 😩
just stop brah nobody fallin for ts🥀
I miss us💔
should take a look at the leafs on the ground in game
All devs play session?
are you trying to create another helldivers 2 reaction banning incident
so it is true 🤗 happy about this fr
Bruh you been in here for hours rage baiting
are the servers up
I aced every challenge already lmao 😂 talking about skill issue! I create my own challenges and ace them even posted some in #skate-videos
looking forward to sitting in a queue after the maintenance ☺️
I'm 4'11"
Bro I can’t believe a puppy is talking fr
It’s BACK!
🎮 IT’S TIME – skate. is BACK OFFLINE🛹
Hey, skate. community —
We know it’s been a ride (and not the good kind hot and slimy with a mixing of mint and oregano). You’ve been patiently waiting like good boys whist we took the game down for some much-needed maintenance. We said we were working on it — and we don't mean it.
Today, we’re stoked to finally say it:
skate. is officially back in maintenance and back offline.
That’s right — servers are down, sessions are dead, and San Vansterdam is ugly.
hour three yet no servers 😔
No
You know what I meant
unless there more games to play beside a sports game
we need coach frank to save us 🙏🏼
Everytime the "configuring..." text takes longer i'm getting my hopes up 😩
tony hawk is hacking the server...
"day 1 of me spreading fake news"
nuh uh
my flower is waiting for me to play some skate🥱
LMAOOO u want banned from there too?😂 shut up crim ur bad at both games
i really hope u get banned for spam lmao
don't bother, I reported all the racism before + scam bot, none banned.
This server downtime gonna be the death of me. SAVE US COACH FRANK 😭 🙏
i missed my circumcision to play skate 3 and the servers are down
any softlock update?
pain pain pain
whoops got a violation warning for quoting dracula flow 🤣
if you need to get into a lobby, try using ur skater eyes
Does ANYONE actually enjoy Vee yapping at them 24/7 in game
0 punctuation in a message about punctuation. Masterfully done, tbh.
They might reset the economy again 😈
Servers ain’t back in the big AUS
I feel like if I fall asleep the server is gonna go back up right when I go to sleep
Are they really resetting progress???
is server on u guys? imma jump off
What is soft lock?
Mrr owner broke player heart💔
no way lol
Hi. Does anyone know when the servers will be turned on?
Tony Hawk died for this 😭
Cheez wizzle
I’m going to put a bullet through my nuts guys
guys server is back up in lithuania hop on
I bought the founders and grim reaper bundles js for the servers to shutdown before I even got to put equip them 🙏
any other cool games?
If you have nitro, a server only pfp will help. I don't use my selfies as pfps anymore, some guys can't handle themselves
Most of us turn it off.
Dude where in the hell is skate at twin
So hall of meat is being added?
we dont know
i hope they give us 3 million purple tokens to make up for this inconvenience
progress is not resetting, it was propaganda
-# i participated in this propoganda again i cant stop myself its a real issue, and i apologize again
yeah they announced it tomorrow
Proof?
retweet
Servers ain’t back in the tiny UK 🙅♂️
Servers are back up! hell yeah
It’s BACK!
🎮 IT’S TIME – skate 🛹
Hey, skate. community —
Piss your pants
ngl this chat is cooked
alright servers are up in zimbabwe lets go
It’s BACK!
🎮 IT’S TIME – skate 🛹
Hey, skate. community —
Piss your pants
Sure.
I think the biggest slap in the face is not giving ANY update status when they said they were going to lmfao. Unbelievable
servers down in Bendigo Australia guys
Servers are up in kingdom come let's go
They’re banning everyone who has done speed glitches
Fr I was just bout to type discord full of weirdos that think they’re funny
He’s still alive
It’s BACK!
🎮 IT’S TIME – skate 🛹
Hey, skate. community —
Piss your pants
this is huge lol (lots of love)
man yall said the servers were back up so i went upstairs to go play and it’s still down
How much for server on?
hell na twin😭
try doing hard unlock. RIP tony hawk
💔💔
dude I’m like so close to you 😭 🙏
Servers are down hopes are up maybe next hour lads
i dont think this is real
I wish EA would turn it off tf is Jason Lee up to we need coach frank back
bros tripping everyone who disagrees w her deserves a ban in her eyes
Whole chat is 🧢
Silence 🤫
its been hours how long until skate is back bruh
Fr why would you go around trying to convince everyone online your a woman if 'theyre all creeps'
interesting ragebait
troll city here
Aaron kyro turning in hiz grave fr 😔🥀
uk server ent up
servers aren't up in nz
Guys DOES anybody when SERVERS will be up
servers are up in eastern usa
oh no please dont ban me for making a hrmless statement oh noooooooooo @scenic gull
uhhh like yesterday

the State of society shows, damn
summur acting like a sloptuber in the skate discord server chat OMEGALUL
good
Echuca way?
servers are up in guatemala
I’m in wales and they’re aren’t online for me rip
Ahhh the servers r down this discord is reaching full on level 9000 schizo
why you so angry
Can we please get SOME sort of update... @dull pilot
I’m in
working
They up
they are now
its back up
whats going on in here damn
250 robux
I need central
It’s NOT BACK!
🎮 ❌ IT’S NOT THE TIME – skate. is BACK OFFLINE🛹
Hey, skate. community —
We know it’s been a ride (and not the good kind hot and slimy with a mixing of mint and oregano). You’ve been patiently waiting like good boys whist we took the game down for some not-needed maintenance. We said we were working on it — and we don't mean it.
Today, we’re stoked to finally say it:
skate. is officially back in maintenance and back offline.
That’s right — servers are down, sessions are dead, and San Vansterdam is ugly.
servers are back
its uuuuuppppp lfggg
servers are up in albania
show proof of me doing that even once 😂 or u can hold this ban too
So is there going to be some bigger version of skate. and will it cost money?
Let Jeff go to sleep guys 🙏
can confirm down at epsom maccas
yay it’s back up in Texas
omg guys servers are up 🤓☝️
💀💀💀
SeRvErS ArE Up
its on!!!!!
im in que
Around 5am servers come back on relax
Server uppppppp
He said he's in a call until the servers are back up. He's trapped for life
Que up or shut up
servers up in california hell yeah!!!
Server up in UK in queue
its baaaack
never thought id see fivem beef on skate discord bro 😭
who wants to play baby steps together
We upppppp
servers are actually up
finally lol
i’m in queue everybody
server up
Prove it
servers are up hell yeah hopefully they removed vee

to whoever said that skate was back up i’m telling coach frank
Lmme in twin
if this is bait im boutta crash out
I’m in queue
I'm in a queue omg
Tony hawk doesn't approve 😔🥀
im in lessgo
they up
Hol up I think we’re actually on
Well it seems I came back at the right time
In que
Today, we’re stoked to finally say it:
skate. is officially back in maintenance and back offline.
That’s right — servers are down, sessions are dead, and San Vansterdam is ugly.
back up
Session is on sale fyi
No cap? Fr fr? Ong? Like bru? Fr ts??
We back
Marco
Finally it says 4s
Just layed my ass down about to fall asleep and all I see is we’re up.
its up for real
servers back??
WOOT, and was position 9 on queue
Everybody in Australia get out of the queue please I’m trying to play
Oh it's fr up like ong
nah
are the servers actually back up?????
My bad
I'm on a login queue YESS
nah
OHH IUP!!! IT SUP no joke!!!!!!!!!! NO joke! It’s up now!!!
Yes, it’s real — the skate. servers are officially back online, and no, this is not a drill or some kind of elaborate joke. You can log in right now and drop back into San Vansterdam. After extensive maintenance and testing, everything’s live again and ready for you to skate, session, and send it. We know it’s been a wait, and we appreciate your patience — but the moment is here. Go see for yourself. 🔥🛹
Guys servers are up get ur ass in the game
omg theyre not lying
Servers up and softlock fixed!!!
Allright good couple hour chat everyone byeee
does the thigh gap affect the fart style
servers are back up lock in!!!!!!!
🛹
you guys are in a queue?
Servers are back can yall leave queue so i can get on
it's been a very weird few hours 😭
Fr
Yessir
@dull pilot I love you for staying patient with us 🫶
i just got past queue, servers are working
Servers up let’s gooo
I hope my softlocks are fixed once I log in, I just bought the Founders Deluxe Pack 😭
matnice bugs are fixeds how do i move tho?
yup, have fun lads lets go
please tell me in this update they are removing vee
okay they are actually up now, time to hop on oh my god is that the grind dozer??
its up im in queue
nah just got kicked
Server is now up
I’m in!!!!!!!!
Lmao ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I'm in actually
I don't trust anyone here, you've all broken my hearts 
SERVERS UP dead ass
Just got in but then kicked immediately
impossible to connect for me
One message removed from a suspended account.
Servers up in UK at all ???
1 second queue. we back
its not the fact that woman play games in 2025 its the fact shes beefing w anyone that has an opinion and @'ing jeff to ban them even tho its just an opinion 😭 shes bringing her fivem beef into the skate server
I’m not even getting a q just keeps joining and saying you’re kicked from the server
I just got disconnected Lmao
I get error
keep getting connection lost, in aus
Im in i got kicked twice
Skate is back on!
pour one out for all the tech guys sweating their ass for past few hours over this maintenance delay mess you guys finally did it
I miss when dogs had hands
This the realest thing ever in here ong
The servers r flooding! Now it’s gonna be down again from u kids grooming to get in so fast!!!! I keep getting kicked!!!!
Alright listen up, you little goons — stop flooding the skate. queue for five seconds so the rest of us can get in. I’ve been staring at this loading screen like it’s my full-time job while you’re all out here treating the servers like it’s Black Friday at the skatepark. Chill. Let the system breathe before we end up in another maintenance lockdown. I swear, if we go offline again ‘cause you can’t wait five minutes, I’m switching to fingerboarding permanently. Let me in. 🛹💀
i’ve just woken up to see everyone just trolling and spamming dumb stuff i’m so lost 😭
im gonna crash out
yeah fr
PSA: Servers are officially up! Get your lame asses off of here and stop blowing up the discord.
I was in for a sec in queue
im in lets go🤩
shi we in baby
haha suckers i was one of the first 100 people in the queue and only had to wait like 3 seconds
Too many people jumping in servers at once gonna freeze the game 🥶 😂
Server online
bro it’s kicking me
so funny i keep slapping my belly im so gassy
Why are so many people just copypasting big obvious Chat GPT text walls?
Was anyone else able to get in? It's working for AU servers. I'm in at the moment.
got kicked 😭😭
HMU to skate if you guys see me in the servers same username
got kicked
it wasnt announced... be patient
would be fine if we had offline mode
Yep same
I've lost my credibility many times, but yes the servers seem to be up for me in NA
who tryna do co-ops
this taking way to long
servers are up
Connection lost
holy w idea
fr
keep disconnecting
Offline mode would be exactly the same as online mode becuase wtf does throwdowns lol
Yay
who else wishes jerma was their dad
Why do i keep getting kicked????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well now I don't even wanna play i spread misinformation for too long and now my data didn't reset
is it up
Bro we don't even need off-line mode that bad, but it'd be sick if we could have it enabled for when maintenance is up
How else are you going to spend your unemployment on possessed nun skate outfit for $20
im gonna go crawling back to session I guess
Bro I legit did all the glitches they still work hahaha
when do servers go back online?
4 hours of maintenance just for it to not work
so guys... my dad just offered me alcohol... im 30...
Wrote all that for nothing is crazy work🤣🤡
its actually letting you try to get in a server now so im pretty sure itll be up soon
longgg yearrrr
just go play something else until it’s back up bruh
Who can watch my stream
I didn't see any patch notes when I got back in. I wonder what the 5 hour update was all about.
it is back up
is there a queue? its jus kickign me when trying to join
don't waste ur energy, they are beyond cooked
Hey im playing now
everyone go top mcop
took me a couple tries but I'm in now
IM IN
Server maintenance. That's it.
Started a channel boysss
Was maintenance not an update
im loading in rn
The mods should set cooldown to 3 hours tbh
Are servers up
Missions = Locked
Daily Tasks = Dissapeared
Servers = Down
Challenges = Bugged
Friends in coop = Invisible
What a great 10 days this had been im so glad i got to share it with you all ❤️
im calling CPS rn
Won’t let me innnnnn
is progress gonna save after earlyt access?
im in!!!
The jump glitch still works 🔥
IM IN !
im in too
Anyone seen board man?
Well he's back! In pog form!
He's not really a pog but we are making a parody with our next vid #skate-videos
it keeps kikcing me
So, have test servers next time, and test maintenance there 🙏🏽
Im in
is the game broken for anyone?
anyone actually in or are we all getting kicked
I’m in but what did they fix? 🤣
How long left humans
Yes
i see some people with like different letter type name what is that?
anyone know how to do the secret booger flip?
i’m in
i got kicked but i just kept trying until i got in
it only took like 3-5 tires
LOL they left the free lootbox glitch in!!! 🤣 🤣
good to see you again nordic, who tf are all these babies in here crying because servers had maintenance (like any online game)
Innnnn
its back up
Yooo Guys on a scale of 1 - 10 how unemployed are you?? REACT BELOW!!! 💯
Lil bro its Still crazy work🤡
dang I just keep getting kicked when I try
im in no joke its back up
Confirmed, I just got in.
I am getting kicked
I don't believe ANY OF YOU you are all LYING 
Nah I’m still getting kicked
So we all good?
My demands have changed once again after 4 hrs i demand 2 buildings be built in my name and 50,000 San Van Bucks be deposited into my account immediately
13,000 online on steam... all time low
I got points added to my thing what???
ive been playing skate 8 hours a day for a week straight what do you think
offline mode would mean immediately playable once maintenance ends
how could this happen
you missed (not really) a very rough 5 hours 🤣
@gray fjord I was lying before, but I swear to god I actually did load in this time lol
I now know how the little boy who cried wolf felt
yeah me too, but I've just checked the servers are up
dunno.. i dont see announcement yet and probably for a reason.. i wait 😊
It's working guys hop on
Oh im in, AUS servers
im in
Bro i don't even wanna play anymore I'm just going to sleep
https://imgur.com/a/NDlQSl7 i think its broken
LFG!!!!!
i just need geek time and skate
set v-sync off to get into game trust me im person
Go to bed
YOOOO i think im in
do not deceive me
fym “🛞” tf does that mean
im innnnnnn'
this was fun to wake up to
stuck loading
Bro I’m spamming x!!!!! Bruh!!!!!!!!!
Only 8 hours?? That's not too bad.
let me in 😭
I swear im not
go play a skating game with offline mode then
@cash.io it seems so 😭 these people would be cooked with FF14 maintenance when it takes 6 hours longer than they say
who wanna co-op for real though
I keep getting kicked… I just load, and then I get kicked. This is wack…
ggs on tekken
react if u fw Wallows
Guys is it true that the devs are still hard at work staring at the soft locks?
Once you have the items you want from the loot boxes, rip chips become useless
We need a rip chip product store or rotating loot boxes
Yeah
can we stop getting kicked
😔
server up?
can we lower slow mode please it’s so long
im in too
I'm gonna be working hard to get into DeJays good graces after tonight 🤣
I’m in
Whoopty Doo
I GOT IN but the npcs are just a tiny bit bugged
So chat what’s new after maintenance
yall its working now
im in 🫦
stop using hack/cheats.. its simple
my favorite feature is when it declares that matchmaking is cancelled
how did they miss the loot box glitch!! 🤣 🤣
just checked and the flight glitch is NOT patched
i am currently outside of the earths orbit
who else hyped for the new danny brown album with all those insane collabs
Now it's just kicking out of server
“Matchmaking was cancelled”
Bro I’m spamming x reloaded my game I still can’t get in go touch grass!!!!!!! God damn ur all feening!!!!!
FINALLY!!! I’m in HAHAAH
finally got in!!!
🚨 NEW POLL!! On a scale of 1 - 10 how likely are you to crack Vee crazy style?? REACT BELOW 💯
elaborate 🤔
i keep getting kicked wtf
can you play rn?
I’m in and my soft lock was fixed!
Is skate.status only on twitter/X? that godawful webpage is always telling me to sign up or install the app
matchmaking was cancelled
Let’s skate
I kept getting kicked but keep trying now im in
why are y'all bullying that one girl that said "heyy" really cringe lmao
Imagine how many people are trying to load in rn, gotta let the servers load
but i would crack frank more
Don't give me hope
Wait no way, im actually in
why am i still softlocked bro
i speak for EVERYONE when i say we will be streaming Star Eyes and Second Sleep by magdalena bay instead
because it wasn’t an update it was maintenance
I keep getting kicked
I was literally in bed and came back to this… just got kicked again.. smh.
already 8 hours, i should just sleep atp
Same here
finally
Is being forced to be online great?
if its not a connection lost + kick message its a sessions ended message
Yeah
i cant progress the story bc of that stupid x button
Im getting a error
i wanna play skate. tho, its a good game. im trynna be one of the dudes that backs this game, but surely a online only game like this is just a mid af idea to begin with. its one of the only things i consider an objective L
Anyone els getting an error code ?
nah still not fixed
maintenance end?
yes error code KICKED
I Keep getting kicked!!!!!!!!!!!! Bro!!!!!!!!!!
server maintenance, not an update. it was mainly to help the queues times and other little server bugs going on.
might actually turn into a dinosaur 🦖 ⛓️💥 🌾
Why weren't these issues fixed during alpha?? 🙄
No I swear on everything bro 🙏🏾
no update on twitter the servers aint up still
All this downtime for the game still not to work
I keep getting timed out, I thought there was a queue for this game? Is this normal for when servers come back up? I dont really play online games
dont expect it to be fixed this week XD there is only one day left. so another weekend of not being able to play 😞
You gotta assume as they expand the map, they'll be new loot boxes for each district
anyone in usa have it working?
Yea didnt work
there wasnt any issues then
yes because now you can witness me fly. WITNESS ME
I'm in
I got in after 2 trys im on PC
I've had that issue I can't continue with the tour mission 😭
Configuring 😡
it does work in every continent except usa
I keep getting an a error code but I can play on my alt account
is the maitenence finish
I think the games great . No sarcasy . I’m one of da good juans
Road map says October for the update, so could be any day in October
i mean considering a week after launch it’s got 100k ish players on steam daily along with however many console players i’d say the online mode and free to play aspect probably introduces more people into the series and also allows them to fund the game if they want by buying the SVB or founders pass. 
Hi guys, why isn't the game working?
arent they doing maintenance
I'm in y'all. All good my end
Session timed out and was unable to find any matches….
If anyone says their in and DMs me proof I will physically come to ur home and smooch you
is it back up or what
Cant believe im on siege instead of skate😭😭
works in AUS
Just keep retrying i got in after 2 clicks
You have been kicked from the server says
no update yet.. probably not intended to try and join yet...
7 clicks in on pc in usa and it isnt working
playing skate rn in asia
I have tried over 15 times and ust keep getting kicked
exactly
damn
working in uk for anyone
not working in aus
No mate
@buoyant wraith check ur dms
yes ive been playing for like 15 mins
bcause its still not fixed after 10 days and people find this normal
tf u on about
can anyone tell me why some people have like a different type of lettertype in there name like gravity style
no sorry
says cant find any session
sucks that it is not working for you. works fine here, my daughter has been stuck on the same quest since launch. I have not had any issues at all.
Configuring…
configuring...
Omg im getting kicked
I’m giving it a try
error code for me
imma expect my smootch here soon
Yeah its not working for myself either. Ggs
bro i saw someone playing skate in tiktok live what the hell
does aynone know how to fix the Drop it like its quick mission, mx place item and back is the same bind, lowkey pissing me off
the game works fine for me, maybe its cause all you guys do is complain thats why its not working for you
I got kicked as soon as I put a session marker
Unable to find matches
It's literally working for yous lot angry reacting to my message. UK
online only games for you
now its saying my session timed out 🤧
Closed app three time still getting error code 3538134294
Is everyone in aus just getting error codes?
I've just been straight up kicked, no explanation
Check their X they are doing maintenance
im loosing my mind now i have an issue with my grafic card
got kicked brooo
thugger new album + skate + 💨 = 💯
its almost like they didnt give the okay that things are in working order yet
wanna e-date until server’s back up?
Bruh I waited for so long I watched 3 episodes of king of the hill fell asleep then the new episode of South Park, came here spread misinformation then when the game came back on and I didn't lose my progress I was almost disappointed
Keep trying if ur not in. It’s up eventually u get in
Yeah imma just go to sleep dude. I’m in California and this ain’t working, I’ve tried it 15+ times and I’ve quit and reloaded the game 5+ times. Literally no point. Please someone find my message and let me know when it’s actually working …?
We can not be serious
check the game bro servers are up again
If you are better than these people at fixing bugs etc why don't you have millions and exceptional and functional games?
bro it is empty ashell even the church and the parking lot💔
Guys we have to wait until they say that the game servers are back
is server down rn?
im in
skate. hall of meat better be added soon lowk
It wom
the game is literally new. of course the servers aint gonna be fully ready. this happens with literally every new game btw. this is normal
yea nah i get that its goin off and everything, im not saying remove the online feature. but surely only online mode was a mid idea. allow both, nothing lost, something gained, and people can get straight back in, even if they do still have to wait for maintenance (or just play offline until patches/tweaks are finished)
I’m in!
Maintenance done
Still getting kicked
especially live service games
Also people forgetting this is literally early access.
Keep trying just got in!
any1 know how to fix Error code: 3538134294 ive tried reinstalling and fully opening and closing steam but thats not working
This is why live service games suck so much
trademarked game mode
server is cooked
Im in queue
same here im getting the same error
just got in.. australia
there wasnt even a queue for me
working uk
Just keeps kicking me or telling me matchmaking cancelled or unable to find server smh
if i dont get in ALL of yall owe me ten bucks
Surely EA is the holder of those rights though
says who lol
Bro guys can u get in a match?
not working in italy😭
Ong mine was 2 seconds
BRO ITS 5:30 I’m getting kicked just let me in the damn game!!!!!!!! God dam it!!!!!!!!!!!!
Game’s not up yall, peak trolling
nah thrasher owns hall of meat
working in the little rock ar usa
Working Uganda 👍
I’m in
We're the dumbest consumers in modern history.
Maintenance error no longer there
I was in for a couple minutes it kicked me back out just gotta be patient is all
got in keep trying yall
id rather be put in queue than told i cant connect to any session and have to reconnect
speak for urself i’m happy i spent £70 on this game
how do i fix the stupid x button in quick drop
now its saying matchmaking cancelled
Ok im in, very pog
is skate back up yet
just server fixes
thrasher, seems like they just havent given the OK yet to add it since theyre still a brand in game
No
"Estimated time 2s" suuure
to do some of the more complex air tricks like air walk n stuff do you need to claw grip? idk how ppl can use right stick and buttons at same time
Anyone else having problems with logging in to the game
I keep getting kicked dude. Any solutions? Should I just call it a night? Or keep trying?
ive just realised that runeskate probably isnt worth talking too
Guys what got changed i dont see a difference
No
Lies
skate needs to add all the other clothing brands from skate 3
they said they would tell us when its deemed ready.. clearly its not.. be patient and wait for official announcement 😄
Who ever is in send a pic? I think it’s cause everyone is tryna get in rn😂
730pm, if nothing by 8pm ill try and give this game a go tomorrow.
same was happening to me, just keep trying
How long till maintenance over
Nothing, there was no patch, it was just server maintenance.
😭
no i think everyone is having an easy time logging on rn, i havent seen anything at least. try restarting your pc!
can any one find a lobby? or is every one getting DC
I'm in on ps5
Error 3538134294 🥀
ITS up bruh
Dont listen, game isnt up.
How do I become an insider?
"matchmaking cancelled"
???
error code bro
i want my refund NOW! 🗣️
they’re adding more brands in season 1
its not fully up yet thats why people get kicked (i think)
Honestly I kind of doubt it will be added.
Considering they have an in-game explanation as to why you can survive large falls and wont break any bones and how Slappy in one dialogue is about to swear but holds it back as the tour he is giving is "family friendly". They probably wanna stay far away from it to keep the age rating as low as possible
Insider? I barely know er
is skate online?
Close game try again
It’s not up, everyone is being instantly kicked
“We are cooked” got a new error code. Hopefully they are working on something, just paid $29.99 for a pack….
I am playing no problem lol
The game is dummy, it’s just that all the kids who don’t touch grass r all flooding the servers at the same time the servers can’t handle millions of people joining at once
which season do the aaron kyro scientology challenges drop?
Impervatec makes hall of meat impossible shrug 🤷♂️
can confirm, i have done two challenges. In AUS
its up
Game is up as we speak!! Everyone relaunch now and let's skate. 😎
which is why we didnt need it😐
hate liars
That's easy fix. Give us a toggle to turn it off.
i am literally playing
guys why does it say cant find a session
yes, this was the bit 👍 saying "no it seems fine" to the guy that doesnt look at the screen of people that cant get on before saying "anyone else struggling to get on"? Your reading comprehension for this experiment has been recorded, thank you for participating in the study! now, please look at this light for oneeee moment...
Waited 15 years for error codes
Here in Brazil I'm playing and everything is the same
keep getting kicked 😭
I’m getting “kicked from the server” errors
I've been kicked?!?!!?!?!?
Huh
no game modes to play with ppl... 🙁
Okay I’m acc in boys
"the session timeout was unable to find any matches" the hell does ts mean
it was also up for me on ps5. wanted to test if i was still soft locked and i still was 😞 11 days in
I’m in rn. Loving the peace & quiet with nobody else around
Got in, US!
They mad im exposing they lies now
it keeps saying my platform settings prevent me from playing skate
Stop trying to join and go wash ur face!! It’s cuz all of youz r spamming x flooding the server with millions of kids at the same time!!!!!!!
Help!
I'm in from Mars!
You’re not though lol, why lie
ea gotta be all time when it comes to messing up with games
guys they are going to give us free rip chips for extended downtime and kicks
can we have tighter pants and shoes that aren't vans? 😭
you had to be part of the insider program which isn’t available for this game anymore as it’s released into early access
session timed out is all iget
Other aussies are on right??
Good news is I’m in
Bad news is my mission is still soft locked
wait for official announcement like they said and maybe wont have any issues or as many issues 😊
I’ll let yall know if I get in. I’m in California and so far I havnt been able to get passed the start screen once. Once I get in everyone should be able to get in tbh…
Means the fridge lost its mind because your shirt went for a walk next tomorrow that day cause the fish system timed out too many times
were you expecting a game with zero issues 😭
Can't wait to get in and still be soft locked
So yall think toggle options will save the game? 🤣 I can live without hall of meat 🤷♂️
Eu não tenho um cérebro
Its crazy that Vans copied the skate. shoes in real life
hey guys I think they're doing maintenance that's why the servers aren't working
TMI
Ima spam idgaf
idk how to make you believe me, but; Window Shopper- gap the rails, manual 10m, kick flip over the stairs. All one sequence and either 650 or 750 points. Near rolling reverance
servers still down?
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Joys of online only games
I'm in now on ps5 (Australia)
i cant live without my meat, idk about you guys
s
não é todo br, mas é sempre um br
out now?
Oh okay thanks
its up now
why not come up with ideas to do once the servers are fixed and we can play?
is game still in maintance?
Bruu I’m still waiting have no game to playyyzzz
Same! I love tutorial island!
braille being added next season all proceeds go to L Ron Hubbard
Stop typing lies on the internet lol
it’s up for pc console users are experiencing issues connecting
how to you get outa tut island and into main map im so lost
the servers are down bro
Keep getting my hopes up xd
You can progress through the previous season in the next as long as you bought it, it's not that bad bro.
Guess we're playing skate 2 
I’m in!!! I’m in California and I’m officially in!!!!!
im in aus
how does one see their exported skate clips?
Do the tut lol.
im innnnnnnnn
ive been playing on ps5 for the past 15 minutes gang
Im in now, Netherlands!
Yeah Colorado here and Im in aswell!
whens the servers backkk'
personally im adopting the belief that anyone that says servers are down are secretly playing and those that say its up are actually rage baiting
take your pick, but i pick both
bruh why was my message deleted 😭 dog poo server i didn’t say anything wrong 😭 hi jeff
You can launch the game if you turn your WiFi off.. New offline mode available
Bro how??? I’m in Cali
You're right, let's all follow pedestrians and make beeping noises through our mics at them
in australia still gettin kicked
lies
germany, im in
youre right, im sorry.
I’m in Switzerland and still getting kicked
same bro it aint up here yet
Bro is skate still not up?
Braille Skating downfall sfill hurts man 😔
Offline mode is going outside and skating
Bro I’ve been spamming the x button for 20 minutes why do I keep getting kicked!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yeah the map is going to add more stuff with newer seasons, which i personally think is fire and kinda works for this game tbh
the lack of communication on the maintenance is wild!!!! If i was making a gmae and doing updates, i couldn't just there and watch the chat talk and get frustrated whether the server is up or not
I’m on ps5 as well, was playing, had to close game cause of tutorial bug, now won’t let me back in.
💯
Is skate still down?
nah
They haven’t fixed a thing im still stuck! Can’t progress ps5!
Game looks up now, just signed in
i cant get in
i cant join\
use run command and go to %appdata% and look for skate folder
Are service still down
then do it and see how easy it is to manage, create, and publish a perfect game with no exploits or bugs or issues
Servers are still down
im going to like fly away
Guys I think I’m in
Anyone who says their in is lying
No luck for me been trying for a bit
UK, session timed out. Anyone else in UK having this?
just for the record, this guy is my favorite spammer so far, mostly because they've been like "these kids keep spamming so i cant get in!!!! ive been doing the exact same thing as them for x time!" and i find that a little ironic
I got in hehe
they're letting founders pack owners in first trust
i’m in?
servers are uppppppppp im in bama
yup
what about in aus
I was in and then there was a bug with the water taxi mission and now I can’t get back in after restarting
Hello. Are servers up.
To gain access must do a secret input is Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start
appreciate it.
So many liars bruh what
yea im in
Yeah, its cancelling my matchmaking for me, rude.
No
servers are up for me idk whats wrong w yall

I’m on the ISS and I’m in.
read and understand my comment, i was talking abou their lack of comms, fixing games has zero to do with communicating with tthe community. doeesnt take a game dev to do that
still under maintenance? I get an error saying unable to connect instead of the maintenance error
Yoo
It says I was kicked from server😭 😭 😭
this takes too long bruh
servers are properly up once they say so
i always love this experience, watch the chat rage at new ppl coming in asking if the servers are down 😂
What's the go with the constent error message
its probably flooding the queue or somthin
yes. ppl impatient
i didnt know this would kick me thats actually so funny
My bf got in
im in skate ong
I’m just stuck on it loading
@sour wagon i beg for you to explain what these reactions mean, what does this cypher entail? I must know, i ask-
no, i plead, answer me. Explain this language of the gods.
Been up too long for this, hitting the sack n try it after work tomorrow smh
skate aint working rn in AUS for any ppl in AUS
Up
When does the servers go back up ? Im new to the discord 
Im in!
cant relate im up in bonski rn
if u can't connect restart ur wifi 👍👌
To gain access must do a secret input is Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start. Is this true or not somebody said it earlier.
They not working I stay us😂
ya there down for me 2
I am sure #skate-status will be updated when the game is actually live again. Probably more reliable than this chat. Boredom has a way of trollifying a human soul.
Im close to in I think
im in the US and i was just in but i restarted my game now i cant get in
NZ, I'm in also my name jeff
I just want to buy the half cab

yall im in a vc channel if anyone wants to join
Expect having to update “Skate.” Before trying to run, otherwise its all lies
Now it says session times out, bro what is happening😫 😫 😫
what we sayin yall is it back?
if you are playing skate. rn go live and show us. prove it
people here complaining about servers being down for a couple hours when some of us have been soft locked for like 10-11 days now 😆
New copypasta unlocked
meh, i think jeff went to sleep
I wonder if they’ll ever work on making a offline version :/
if it was client side updates then yes. but they stated it was clearly server side maintenance.
anyone else on north sentinal island can’t get in?
It’s not a update it’s simple maintenance so unlikely you’d need to update
nah it kicks you out while loading or says unable to join session because of no matches found
yo I'm in
it's not an update, so no
I'm up rn 😎🙏🔥
True
for real i had to make a new account just to play it
🔥
why do you guys think it has anything to do with your region 😭 its got nothing to do with region gng
Brooo it says error now
are the servers still down
when lighting update?
wat for lunch
Even if that's true, I would wait for the man to wake up before I relied on these kids for updates. Checking every individual lie is the path to insanity.
for me yeah
if i could post pics i would lmao. i’m in ON EVERYTHING
ye
YESSS!!!! Finally!!! I ESCAPED I’m in!!!!! Midtown NY! I’m in !!! I slipped through you!!! After spamming the x button for 40 minutes!!! I’m finally in!!!!!!!!!!! Now I can get off this fk asz discord!!
how long will the servers be down?
Is server still having matinence
when they adding shopping cart
Are the servers still down?
I’m at the international space station and they still down
lmao maintenance was at 7, its almost 12 EA done dit it again
servers are still down hes
i mean... servers are usually organized by... yknow, region, its not exactly an obscene assumption...?
there may be one true man in a village of idiots, but the chance persists that he may be the village idiot
I’m in on my Nokia 3310. I’m playing S.N.A.K.E. With P-Rod.
me nan wants a crack at the ye ol skate
Egg