#Gleam Gathering 2026: 21 February, Bristol (UK)
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I assume we'll continue communicating in this thread during the weekend? I'll turn on mobile notifications then ๐
Not just a good name sake but very nice coffee too https://maps.app.goo.gl/yueTGZdgoJRW7ouX7
porbably a good idea
Lunch tomorrow here 1pm
Iโm doing that right now, super simple. National express 202 goes to Bristol, bus stops 11-15
been raining so much our hotel room is leaking
nooooooooooo
what do you mean it's leaking
like the ceiling?
or the windows
@sly rapids fyi
the glathering embiggens
I'll be landing in Bristol at 5pm tomorrow, does anyone know if the evening pub has good food or if i should eat something before?
the walls! ๐๐
ok not quite so simple ๐ stop 11-15 is at T5. Figured it out in time.. but here is the timetable

they moved us to another room
new update
the people underneath us are loudly fucking
its 6pm lads
Good for them??
Hayleigh cringing while Jak cheers them on
why is this the most unsurprising thing ive heard about an english hotel
lol, this reminds me of when Chlo and I went to London to celebrate getting engaged. We were at a fancy hotel, walked out our room and could hear this couple fucking very loudly. It was hillarious ๐
"well yeah it's dinner time" direct quote from Chlo
Thin af walls and floors huh
that or theyre very loud
Probably both
not as thin as at the disney resort i stayed at
could hear people on the bog
Is โon the bogโ a British expression
for on the toilet yea
feel lucky that i live close enough to commute into bristol centre
hopefully they tire themselves out before you actually want to sleep lol
I still have to pack my bag 
the way to go is putting off packing for the last minute and barely sleeping the night before so that when the actual travel happens you're too tired to be stressed about it
Iโm afraid if I did that Iโd be stressed and tired
i still have to finish my talk 
I kinda canโt believe Iโm about to cross an ocean to meet a bunch of lovable nerds
Very excited
With this amount of rain I might be crossing an ocean to get there and I'm only coming from Exeter
Refining my slides in the airport as we speak. We got this!
I've learned from the best 
I havenโt been in Britain for many many years. What about mobile data and roaming? And do I need to get cash or can I pay with EC? :
Which site? I can register it on my mobile and switch back later (iphone 16)?
i pretty much always use trip.com
via their mobile app
airalo and the like are overpriced
I tested the pizza and I approve.
just imagining @unkempt cobalt running around bristol trying everything so he can curate food reccs for the gleamlins
are any of you bringing laptops on saturday?
i was leaning towards no
(those of you who arent presenting of course)
Hmm - now that you are saying this, maybe I shouldnโt
They sell eSIM standalone??
yeah, you get an email with the esim details
it's a slightly less nice ux than the fancy apps
but its cheaper
https://www.trip.com/sale/w/10229/esim.html โฆ no offer on main page but found it via web search
As a Pole, I object
do y'all not like the romanians
I assimed Bogdan is Polish ๐
Why hate ๐ญ I oppose to mixing the name with ๐ฉ
Most phone companies have the same roaming plan for the UK as elsewhere in Europe, but you'll have to check your specific one. I have used basically zero cash the last several times I've been to the UK, so you're probably good without it.
i dont know anywhere that is cash only at all in bristol tbh
ohhhh i thought you were against me having a friend named bogdan
For a whole pizza Iโll need to share ๐
The B in BEAM used to be Bogdan! If anything the name should be venerated in this community ๐
i havent carried cash in the uk for at least a decade ๐
Anyone travelling to Luton airport on Sunday? โ๏ธ ๐
Or heathrow? Apparently best connection to Luton is through Heathrow ๐ค
condolences on luton
- uk adapter + ereader
is that strange fellow now on the uk bill?
Hayleigh why did you book the dodgiest hotel in town
ritzy = pricey?
seedy = adventure :D?
what can i say in a freak
I have used cash once in 2 years. Apparently the money had changed and I hadn't even noticed
I was like "hey this is a euro- wait"
ive still got the old pound coins kicking around somewhere
Who remembers the old 2p coin? the massive one
is it not still massive or did they shrink it
ive not had change in so long i dont think ive seen a 2p in forever
Good save the royals? ... huh ๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ
im now realising i dont know the date of any of the coins i have
The only time I use cash in the UK is giving money to homeless people
My wallet doesn't even hold cash
i am 44, (almost) a boomer :D?
... need the paper money to feel save ya know :/
keeping any paper money on me always makes me feel intensely vulnerable
wait is that gone ๐๐
i think its still around
Gosh, so many messages, are you gathering soon or what
Something like that
The first batch probably like in 20h?
oh right they stopped making 1p and 2p coins a few years ago i think
so theres only the old ones now
@proven eagle can you make that PR get merged :D? then I can use gleam at my dayjob (and pronounce it is just part of the ecosystem)
I already met Kamila today so it started earlier
oha it has the thug life glasses
I see you are shifting up a gear ๐ Jak needs to counter that with a future PR done already.
I doubt so, I made a joke the other day and got caught by Josรฉ himself
No I wonโt be attending unfortunately ๐
Nooooooooo
Why did I think you were coming
Dammit

a joke about thug life or the PR?
Compiling times and PR merging times.
oh no, do not do that ๐
... I mean: It might make Elixir compile faster, but it will not make the PR get merged any faster ๐
oh right uk has weird outlets
better*
*no
*yes
@mystic siren
-# from a far corner: what's the semantics about where to put the star
Weirdly good outlets
another thing i'm not prepared for perfect
No one is prepared for just how good uk outlets are
Theyโll ruin outlets everywhere else for you
Yall should adopt them so we can deprecate the UK
well last time i was in the uk the hotel helpfully had normal outlets as well\
Anyone else staying at Hopewell/Harford House Studios?
Iโm gunna stay wherever it is that Hayleigh is staying. Sounds great
wonder if it is too late to switch to hayleigh's hotel
I brought two adapters, I'll share ๐ซก
IM SAVED THANK YOU
I have the weird EU plug adapters
Still trying to get hold of one
oh wait wrong way around, nevermind
They're usually the same thing? As in all-in-one? No?
they either go from EURO to UK or UK to EURO?
tbh you barely notice the uk was once in the eu
UK outlets >>> Aussie outlets >>>>>>>> EU/US outlets
Brought to you by lovers of plugs that don't fall out of walls
as in they take a uk plug into an eu wall
that is all it does
the 3 pin plugs in the EU are superb :D?
if they hate on all the good ideas
UK outlets >>> Aussie outlets >>>>>>>> bits of copper wire you twist together >>>> EU/US outlets
the only thing the eu shouldve taken from the uk was the outlets
its the only thing i feel any sense of country pride for and its a fucking outlet
Unfortunately most things don't have them and many outlets don't accept them, rendering them useless
Mines are like that
the rest of this place can go
bit too fancy for me
when at fosdem i had my charger fall out the wall like 3 times and ive never missed home more than that moment
Eh I dunno. Cheddar cheese and Melton Mowbray pork pies are pretty good
thanks for the real life giggle ๐
-# this thread is going to be so bad to scroll through for any actual info ๐
saturday night drinks & outlet social discussion
pin the good stuff
Like photo of my adapter ๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
the email had most of the useful info tbh
I have one of those multiplugs (with 100W USB-C charging) but in the UK itโs such a big lump that it always hits the power button on the outlet 
got to the hotel and I have definitely booked the cheapest room I could find, but I think I got a suite. Not going to ask/complain. Also finally have a pint, now it feels like Iโm in the UK for real
We need a gleam-gathering-social channel I suppose :D?
where did you get that? I need the same for london to bristol ๐
I considered just dealing with it when I am in London ... getting a ticket to victoria and then some bus or coach ticket
a national express prob isnt too expensive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MM8mK2prfrk fwiw
HGich.T - Adapter
2h 30 for like ยฃ12 isnt bad actually
found it on the national express website but was a pain to dig upโฆ the site just keeps dark patterning into selling tickets when all I want is a timetable
but start here: https://timetables.nationalexpress.com/
-# we do not trust you to actually buy a ticket, so we are pressuring you... wait... you actually already made up your mind? ... we feel uncertain: PLEASE BUY NOW ๐คท๐ป
I mean I do want a ticket, but these attempts to get me to buy a ticket are preventing me from buying a ticket
btw... Bath has been cited in Bridgerton recently... must attract the ton
Haha had the same thought
It was only a fiver when I booked it a bit further in advance
Way cheaper than the train
I used mobimatter
Very cheap , works
I bought way more data than i need but i was scared of crappy hotel wifi lol
From Brazil*
Still 3 pins but also backwards-compatible with EU
Come to Brazil , Europeans, you don't need adapters ๐
hawt
do national express buses have power outlets and wifi? flixbus say theirs do
usb outlets yeah, not sure about wifi
I believe my bus had wifi
It had USB-A sockets, but I didn't say anywhere that I could plug my laptop in
maybe im old but i will not trust the usb socket
i still remember when you could get usb-port-condoms (i don't know if they had another name but that's what we called them)
anyway, I just got a national express ticket to Bristol
usb passthrough without a data line
If there is no power outlet I have an actual and authentic offline book
whatcha readin
are there any evening things happening on Saturday ๐
So excited. My flight arrives in London at 9pm. We should be in Bristol to check into the inn/hotel by 11pm. Ill swing by the pub if anyone is still hanging around. (Lefthandedgiant)
If I catch any core team members around, I'll get you guys a round ๐
I'll also go a round with any core team members ๐ฅ
ha
as if
i'll be arriving sometime early/mid afternoon tomorrow
And what's that supposed to mean?
that youre adorable 
Just one I imagine
Only on the outside. I've lived in London for 5 years now. That drains the soul out of a man
@mystic siren do you have climbing chalk btw
around, go around
I wouldn't need more than that
i packed my shoes but not chalk
Yup
sweet
Wdym you didnโt wanna take a bag of white powder through airport security??
@vestal nest there's a round ๐ฅfor you too
let's do "climbing chalk" wink, wink
Wait when are you guys going climbing ๐
i considered bringing liquid chalk as an alternative but i'm not checking a luggage
and a bottle of white alcohol-based liquid seems a bit sketch
someone pitched the idea for tomorrow afternoon
Is this where we discover Glob is a master boulderer
nooooooo
i'm avg at best
Noooooo curse my job-havingness 
Thatโs what they all say
why should this stop you
Calling it now, Glob is gunna campus our projects
lmao no chance
Cause I won't be leaving London until ~5pm
booooooooo
How about we also go climbing next week
I simply told them I'm flying to Europe this week, see you in a week
(I've been trying and failing to drag my friends with me)
there is potential but kelly didnt bring her shoes with her so we may prioritise seeing london
Unfortunately I'm bringing my boss with me
I did that with my last job. Text my boss Friday night saying โIโm going to LA, not in next weekโ and then didnโt look at my phone until I returned
I almkst ran into Jak today. But alas, it wasn't meant to be.
nOt ThE bEsT
*has own shoes*
has own shoes is like
the bare minimum lol
after you do it more than a couple times
Shoes? You wear shoes?
Then again, I've only been once
seeeee
once
on occasion
Better to let the tootsies breathe
Couulllddddd Kelly also rent shoes?
yeah she could i mostly just mean like given she's never been to london we'll likely prioritize seeing the city
since we are working while there it's a bit tight
lol
Ah but you could instead do a tour of various poorly converted-to-climbing-walls railway arches and basements
that sounds like a tetanus time
True London grub
What is seeing the city if not hanging out in a room with no windows round the back of Vauxhall station
sounds smelly
Itโll look better
Ever seen Muppets Christmas Carol?
i appreciated the italian climbing gyms for at least being well ventilated
Youโll be dry and warm
given they had no walls or insulation
It's basically that
This is a 2000 year old city, good luck
true
this thread is nuts already
Yeah letโs go back to talking to conference related bouldering
sry for being a party pooper XD
keep talking about rooms that haven't been ventilated in 2000 years
Nah, not fair to trash talk my ex's bedroom when she's not here
oh... right... power adapters...
Surely some store at the airport will be happy to take dumb tourist money for a shitty one right?
Some fancy hotels can also provide you with one for a fee
But yeah lots of tourist stores have stuff like that
I personally had one and bought another one before traveling just in case
Been handy
Just in case you had to lend one?
Let me tell you that my British experience so far has been a bit meh. I had full English breakfast and I've never been hungry again, but due to socials I had lunch and dinner. Fool English breakfast if you ask me.
im charging my laptop and my phone right now, it's easier that way haha
though yes im also lending one as im traveling in a group
ive been loving it so far but im definitely not eating "English breakfast" ๐
but i gotta say man
im in london rn and fish and chips is just great
๐
Props to the brits for that one
Also got to explore a bit of central London and the bit of "cultural shock" is definitely interesting
Certainly a breathe of fresh air after staying in my country for, well, so long ๐
Just boarding the plane, see yall in a bit!
Safe flight!
To quote Kelly: โwow London is so close we should go more oftenโ
Itโs the same time to fly to London as it is to take a train to Toronto ๐
Once again I agree with Kelly
Sheโs not wrong
You always have a place to stay ๐คทโโ๏ธ
The city is lovely for sure
Same distance to Montreal as Vancouver more or less
There's a decent Travelodge nearby
Lmao
starting the journey to Bristol!
imagine forgetting your apartment keys and passport both and almost getting onto the train to the airport ๐ซ
the neighbor with keys to my flat was awake so I'll make it

Late, but the NE bus I was on had both USB-A and USB-C outlets rated to 5V
Just landed at Heathrow
ibis hotel breakfast is not bad. Vegan croissants, good fruit selection, wholegrain porridge. Terrible coffee, but hey. I came in expecting stale bread and bacon so this is way better. Also no wet walls or fucking neighbours so far so I have no complaints
Love how dry walls and quiet neighbours is the bar to beat
I wear a hearing aid so neighbors can fuck, I can just turn it off depending on my mood. Go dry walls! 
Taking the 8:30 coach from Heathrow
Damn, the whiplash I just experienced catching up on this thread ๐
Also if anyone wants to join for bouldering and needs chalk, I got you. TSA somehow let me through with white powder in a plastic bag
โI donโt have any chalk, but maybe I can trade this cocaine for itโ
I am on the bus
With all the bouldering talk I feel like I donโt represent Utah well. My state is full of folks who love this stuff and tons of our parks have places people boulder, climb, canyoneer (whatever the word for that is ๐ )
Will be on the 11:30 bus from Heathrow.
Same ๐
Yes! See pinned messages for details.
oo
British highways have a lot fewer potholes than Quebec highways
Should be in Bristol around 10:30
We save all our potholes for local roads
Just landed too!
Headed to the airport! Two hours in advance 
How many outfit changes can we expect from you tomorrow
Brits of the chat: is tipping a thing here
Like if I go to a restaurant
Am I expected to tip
You can give a tip, but that's usually only if you think it was really good, it's not a socially expected thing like in the US
Waiters get paid more than $3/hour over here
Yeah quite a few places do that now
If anyone's waiting for their bus at heathrow let me know ๐
I canโt believe the first thing I saw when I exited the terminal was a Bosideng ad
Last* bus from London to Bristol, here we go.
*added for dramatic effect
Seems a little early for the last bus of the day to be running
Didn't you read the disclaimer?
Just a single really good fit Iโm afraid
Had to travel light this time ๐
I only brought two pair of shoes
๐
I was told it would be raining
It is not
Itโs actually weirdly warm
I guess if we go climbing Iโll have to change my fit though
Time to go shopping in Bristol ๐
My bag is barely under the 10kg limit I canโt bring anything back home 
Just passedโฆ Swindon
The gathering should have been there
You should have an email with plans for tonight and saturday
i wont be there until saturday probably
Will there be a stand for gleam jobs?
Currently recharging in a cafe in heathrow but have a lucy sticker prominent on my laptop so if you find me say hi!
There was zero rain yesterday in Bristol (unless there was some in the morning before I left hotel, but it doesn't count as I was inside and my hotel doesn't leak)
It rained but Hayleigh's hotel walls absorbed all the moisture
You'll see it most places. but if you don't tip you'll be fine
No it'll just be seat of your pants networking to find the job opportunities.
spring is here. It'll probably be sunny till late october now ๐ค
Jinxed it, it just started raining ๐
I'm sitting in the widow of a cafe and I managed to read that message before looking outside.
Excited to see your fit. I've brought an interesting fit of my own ๐
Just checked into hotel
I'm going to arrive 12:30 in bristol so I'll be in time for lunch!
Too early to get our room so weโre gonna grab a coffee, Kelly is working today so weโll come back to the hotel an sheโll work from the lounge, not sure if Iโm gonna join for lunch but Iโll keep you posted
@sacred oxide whatโs the lunch place btw
Just so I get a better sense of where things are
Me too!
-# just kidding, I didn't bring them, but I really did buy them
Pinned message: Grain Barge
It was at 1pm, right?
yeah!
I'm on the bus to Bristol 
The Gleamliest City Ever ๐ฅ
@weary tendon how late do you leave having your talk ready
im usually done ~3am the day of the talk
for fosdem this year i finished an hour before ๐
not everywhere
but yeah it is stupid as fuck
hot tap too hot, cold tap too cold, so you put both on and quickly switch between the two
Aight I should be able to make it, Iโll grab some for Kelly and bring it to her a bit later
Shielding her from us as long as possible, smart ๐โโ๏ธ
Lmao if only, she has to work
She got a promotion to Eng manager a month or so ago and is feeling the pressure
I am the pleb IC in the relationship
IC?
Mmm, bus arrived 15 minutes early to Bristol
Blessed by transportation gods this one!
It's because of the way plumbing in many places used to be, where hot water wasn't suitable for drinking but cold water was
England old, basically
Okay Kelly and I are both coming for lunch
I just need to pass by a pharmacy at some point
Checking in
That's the answer to about half of "why is the UK like this" questions
The other half is Margaret Thatcher
poor funding? thatcher shit design? flip a coin, could be either
Too early? 
ETA 15 min according to google
Boarding the plane ๐
@sacred oxide are you there
Was largely unsuccessful in sleeping on the red eye in so probably catch you all later
Bring your flip flops, it's sunny
We just ordered food, so we'll be here a while, if you change your mind
As requested
But much less pollution
I quite liked kent and cornwall at leas
Pulling into Bristol TM in a few minutes
speeding at about 300k/h towards London.
Soooo in the end, bouldering this afternoon?
I am im coach 12 ๐
I'm still in the comfort of my own home for a few more hours
Bouldering is Sunday
No reason canโt have multiple groups tho
Iโm not in Bristol until later
Gotcha
While you are refreshing this thread I am refreshing elixir PR to see if it has been merged ๐
Waiting in a pub for my check-in time
@vast breach and I are gonna be here around 3:30 https://maps.app.goo.gl/6XNAiczAd7V5CYCb8?g_st=ic
Iโm on the longest part of the journey: getting out of London
I once took a coach from London... Only once.
I like the coach, I just wish it went from the north London coach stop and not the south London one
And I had to change at Milton Keynes. Is the changeover stop in a nice station? No, it was in the middle of nowhere with precious little shelter
Wait, that was a different coach journey
Milton Keynes is probably the worst place in the UK
i was planning to go tomorrow morning but i might just go today
@verbal bolt @gusty abyss @bright nebula what time we thinking for Sunday? 11? 10?
As someone from Slough Iโm offended
reading that way too late ... Iwas in coach... 12...
stopped for a coffee, bus in an hour
I was thinking earlier, it opens at 9!
Oh i meant coach 12 of the eurostar
10?
so did I. seat 46
Yeah 10 is great for me
impossible. different train.
National express?
Yes i am still on it
You are in the future ๐
Ah, ai've disembarked already
How did you pay the subway? Visa?
what is this ๐
dutch debet card. couldn't be simpler
Bouldering!
hold at ticket rader, doors slide open, go
Climbing not very high pretend rocks
My local IKEA is in MK 
I would love to come but I've promised a friend I'd be back in London for coffee 
Thatโll teach you not to have friends
and my local Apple store 
am I the only person going who hasn't written gleam (beyond hello world)-
*I want to I just am terrible at allocating time
there's still time to write some!
You're not alone, I've written more gleam compiler backends than I have gleam programs
booking a hotel and train yay (yeah I didn't book anything)
Bye then
I think you mean colourful plastic mental health devices
@proud rampart I might be a few minutes late - it's further away than I realised
No worries. Iโm at my hotel grabbing my stuff but Kelly wonโt answer my call to let me in ๐
Bad omen for the Porffor scheduler
๐โโ๏ธ there's also me (unless exercism exercises count)
lmfao
Anyone else Flying from Paris? Just me?
Perhaps that's for the best
Also do not be shocked if I show up with significantly less hair than on my profile picture (the years haven't been kind)
Relatable
I thought I'd catch you guys down at the Grain Barge. Looks like you've already scarpered.
How busy is it? If it's not too full I'll come try out bouldering another time.
Yeah, sorry ๐ nap time for some, bouldering time for others
Guess I'll do some work
just boarded the 4pm bus to bristol (from Victoria)
The two genders
in case someone else is on it, too
I arrived when the 15:30 turned onto the street

I am having coffee, forever alone
Race ya
Iโm not leaving for another 40 minutes at least
Where did you last see it?
Flights taking off!
No train?
@unkempt cobalt my treat ๐คฃ
I reckon they can do better than 5/10. looks promising.
surely one of these is a UK adapter right?
best 35โฌ scam of my life
What time at the left handed giant tonight? 5:15 was it?
Until you step on one
Then... don't ๐
Haven't done it in decades, but you never forget that pain
You wish you had stepped on Lego pieces
Too expensive ๐ญ
I hope the Bus Gods will smile on me
on the train, see y'all at the pub at ~7:30
Same here ๐
(are we in the same train? Lol)
I recall reading the meetup begins at 17:30, so please wait for us ๐
No way, it will start at 17:30 no matter what
I should have joined the siesta party 
yeah i'd love to make it but i would definitely be quite late
hopefully gleamlins know how to keep the party going 
Not me Iโm old
My specialty, even if I'm old. I am the old guy in the picture posted before
We can rest when we're dead
It can start sure
Just don't leave
๐ซถ
Yeah, that was joke, not my specialty it seems xD
If Lucy wore a shinobi outfit, would she be a ninja star?
๐ฅ
where did you get on?
London, paddington station
I'll be arriving around 18
My adapter is not working 
Like a good German, I'm early for the pub. Please tell me someone is here already ๐ ๐
I am, I'm upstairs
We're in the pub
How long are yโall staying at
These faces are but the door.
Cool, I'll come down
I ll only arrive 21:00 hours then dropping my stuff; i hope you ll be around at 10pm still
For the Bristol pics folder
Reminds me of the trans crossing I bumped into in London
Fancy
Iโm having some noodles, then Iโll go to the pub. Hope there are still people left ๐
I feel like there's enough people in the same situation for there to be lots of people left ๐
OK this noodle place is awesome, feels very mom n pop. The chef just popped out to spoon MSG over the dishes on the next table. Iโm having sechuan spicy tofu noodles, hand-made noodles.. really good
Oooh that sounds good
theres a lovely queer bookshop by thereo
Target spotted
Msg?
Considering the train from paddington for the return journey
Monosodium glutamate (MSG), also known as sodium glutamate, is a sodium salt of glutamic acid. MSG is found naturally in some foods including tomatoes and cheese in this glutamic acid form. MSG is used in cooking as a flavor enhancer with a savory taste that intensifies the umami flavor of food, as naturally occurring glutamate does in foods ...
Delicious
We're just leaving London now (driving)
ETA at the accom 9ish, then will come to pub
Ohโฆ ok!
Gears and I are on our way I sent us in the wrong direction
There are 2 left handed giants
One is not the brewpub
One is me, one is the pub
mentally
I thought it was gonna be packed from the email warning haha
What floor are yall on
Still stuck at the airport Iโm afraid Iโll see yall tomorrow ๐ญ
At Heathrow?
Yeah
Which terminal?
T5
Oh no
We're gonna be going past Heathrow very shortly. Can maybe pick you up, but there's no free pickup zone by T5 iirc
There's only the short stay car park which is a bit expensive
If you can find somewhere we can grab you in the next ~5 mins we could come and get you
Donโt worry the bus should be here any minute now
You sure?
Yeah! The bus arrived
More than happy to give you a lift, just a case of logistics ๐
It was stuck in a car accident apparently
Okay! No worries
This is my lucky day
You've got 5 mins to change your mind
I'd participate in a crowdfunding
Got in the bus, time to sleep ๐ด
My national express got stuck 30min in london rush hour till a few mins. Hope to see you soon ๐
Same-ish for me, just landed in Bris'ol
Jak, 4 hours later... "I've woke up in Wales"
I've done this before on a train ๐ญ
how's the pub @pubpeople
We are trying to take it over, we need more tables
are there still seats or is it packed
Iโm an hour away from Bristol, having a quick stop at the services. The journey has been a bit shit so far, hoping for a better second half
almost there, gonna stop for food, hope to be there in half an hour or so
Now i smell the shit scent in the bus
Oh Iโve been driving
โฆ passed slough? Sulphuric Industy maybe?
I'm on top of the world bus
Are people still at the pub Iโll b there in 5 or so
^ also
@proven eagle / @unkempt cobalt where are y'all at (inside)?
Same!
We'll all be there
๐
Shiny!
There are two tables of us, both just when you enter the place. The coolest people of course
I'm standing by the door I'm blind ๐ญ
Just come in!
Next time: faff dress code?
I read that as "fnaf".
"Sorry sir but your freddy hat is the wrong color, totally lore-inaccurate"
Five nights at Lucyโs
I have arrived at my hotel
Sounds gloomy
I missed my connected flight 
KLM, you got me again!
If anyone is with @unkempt cobalt , let him know that he has a message request on ye ol' Discord ๐
How long are people gonna be at the pub? Our ETA at the parking place is 9.30 atp
We're still here, doesn't seem like the party is closing
Oh no
shame my hotel is nowhere near Bristol City Centre 
Not sure if the gathering is going to take place at this pace
Time to make surtoget but for klm flights
I arrived at my hotel. walls are dry, neighbors fucking quietly, i'm gonna freshen up and come meet y'all
if you can hear them, can you really call it quiet?
maybe it's like an asmr sound
What
Imagine you just join this discord and this is the first thing you read here
Just need a good pun
I'm in a hostel I hope my "neighbors" aren't fucking at all.
I love that wet walls and neighbours fucking are now somehow intermingled
Guillaume, behave
I still haven't finished making my talk 
I will try to atone for my sins by saying that it was lovely meeting everyone at the pub, and I look forward to tomorrow! ๐
Alright, landed. Time to find the trains!
Flew klm, seems I got lucky. Didn't miss my connection
hopefully the trains don't get cancelled
Plenty of time to get that done!
Just pick between that and sleep ๐ญ
last train from paddington is just past midnight so you should be fine
Cool
I'm on my way, should be there in a talf hour. Hopefully I won't be too late
Probably just in time for your grand entrance
how many of y'all are there
Many
Which level?
Please do, I just ordered a pizza
Pizza sounds good. I'm arriving at Paddington station ๐ซ
So much fun!!!!
Ikr!!!
It's gonna be a gleamlin overload ๐
I meant to offer sooner but I'm driving in tomorrow from the Aztec hotel, north Bristol. Happy to offer a lift to anyone nearby in the morning
(nearby or enroute)
Lovely meeting so many of you today! So excited for tomorrow
I didnโt really give anyone hugs today
Tomorrow
You all get hugs
(If you want)
consent king
I do take no for an answer
I love hugs, count me in
Omg i knew something was missing
I'm gonna hug all of you
Jur wait
Just
So excited i can't even type
Also
Karaoke tomorrow evening guys
Let's make it happen 
i'm not going near a microphone
I think we discussed that, you'll be standing there and be pretty, no need to sing. You can clap maybe ๐ค
Please clap i love positive feedback i need it

You know, gotta make sure I didn't accidentally sing an entirely different song ๐
I think I've finished preparing my talk
Honestly... not too sure I'm happy with it but it's my first ever talk so y'all better not have high expectations ๐
Give me hugs
Welp, got here much later than I wanted, so no pub :(
Just found this thread now after arriving at my hotel. A bit late to the party I see and slightly overwhelming amount of messages... ๐
Looking forward to meeting you all tomorrow! Good night! 
Surely I'll get enough sleep
My hotel offers breakfast at 8. Surely I'll be up and not rushing out the door at 8:55
canโt say the same
thinking about getting some pre conference coffee. Might try this place: https://maps.app.goo.gl/ungoxKrTVva1zZY16
Unclear if it opens at 8am or 9am. Website and Google info is conflicting.
Also the jet lag is real - hope the other cross ocean travelers slept better than I did ๐
glob might have to get there sleep-walking
Apple Maps says it open at 10!
I was thinking of going to Pipp & co
looks good - might wander over there. Hours for that place are actually consistently 8am!
I might be around there at 8:20/8:30!
good start to the morning, 2 bus cancellations already lol
I slept through an hour of alarms 
Had no idea my hotel had breakfast so might be closer to 8:45.
tastes like heaven ๐
wow itโs actually kinda warm today iโm surprised
when its not windy its actually alright
Can confirm, barely alive rn
Likely going to either https://maps.app.goo.gl/wnLigBidvwL6QcSc9?g_st=ic or https://maps.app.goo.gl/uqbGKEbdwTFu5EKD8?g_st=ic
Ended up at Pipp!
Weโre heading over there! Weโre a bit late sorry
But will likely need a second coffee later today and those are both near the workspace right?
Did you make it, toi?
Pip?
the gwr experience โจ
Iโll come join too!
I wanted to GWR back to london? โฆ. Hmmm
Gears, McNimble and I are at Boston Tea Party place
am gonna have to pick up an energy drink or something, 3 hours sleep is not gonna work out ๐ญ
Bristol is so hilly wtf 
It do be
is it??
Itโs very not flat
i thought this was normal LOL
Well compared to where I live it is
@final comet are yall still at pipps
Yeah!
Im uphill from you
I can wait here until yall pass and Iโll walk over to the venue with you
of course the one tesco i try doesnโt have a bakery :(
Ok we just left ๐
Cool, youโll pass by me then
Iโm inside gather
I think I went to the same one ๐ข
Croissan't for me
might be for the best tbh
tesco croissants are a bit :/
thereโs a lidl in cabot circus with a good bakery section though
You donโt have it on your phone?
iโve been holding out on the physical card
Iโve never had a physical card for it
keep forgetting it so maybe iโll give in
i used to have it saved to my phone on android but apple wallet didnโt let me add it
Oh rip
okay i see what you mean about hilly
iโve not gone back this way in forever and totally forgot about this climb
hills ๐ญ
Yeah we were NOT expecting to be hiking here today lol
I'm arriving soon, hope to not miss too much of the fun haha
Have fun everyone! 
Grab some Polish candy (vegan jellies in chocolate) and stickers!
where?!
And following on the "go spread the word about Gleam" - grab some business cards to take to another event, to your workplace, uni, wherever ๐
Table next to the talk room ๐
And magnets, there are magnets as well ๐ฅฐ
Oh I missed that! Hope there are still some left ๐
I grabbed one, it was delicious!
And @weary tendon
I'd like to point out that @weary tendon was reading discord when they were mentioned by Louis.
SoftwareGore at the gleam conf
Pretty schedule 
somehow I didn't see the one above but two is better than one ๐
Map
(a bit outdated, newer picture should come later :p)
Look how chill she is
@karmic plinth great talk!
Nerdsniped me hard enough to follow up here (I'm the sort of person to scream in glee loud enough for my partner to run into the room scared when I saw there's a "More spreadsheets" mod for Victoria 3); a pet fascination of mine is utility-based AI, goal-oriented action planning, stuff like that- is that a rabbit hole you ran into at all while building eve_arbitrage? My imagination was running wild the whole time you were talking about the problem domain thinking about graph searches and ways to plan multi-hop trades optimizing for route risk, etc etc. Wondering which part of the problem domain was most exciting for you, assuming it's neither spreadsheets nor frontend ๐
a pet fascination
pet
give it a rest omg
I approve of Linux being written on top of Finland. one might add SSH, IRC, and MySQL there as well ๐ซ๐ฎ
loving these lil guys
GIRL YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME ON A DISCORD YOU MODERATE ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
esters asked me to clarify: "you moderate" is a relative clause, not calling you a slur
unforgivable
lmfao
Gotta say I almost cried seeing my dog immortalised in a talk
Barely a talk I was so stressed out ๐ญ
i've already put a bid on a printer
you missed out the hardest part though how do you talk to the printer?
That was amazing
Coolest demo ever
Also who stole the selfie I printed 
High risk hauling through Ahbazon is what's most exciting, this project is mostly a means to an end ;p. I'd love to have this tool plan multi-hop trade routes, although I think the margins will be so thin it wouldn't see much use
interested in the communication code from gleam to the actual device too
Actually pretty easy. Write bits to the usb device file on linux or, if it's a network printer, to its ip on port 9100 by default. It just accepts and prints everything lol
So i just use simplifile and mug to write file/network
thatโs surprisingly simple actually wow
Everything is a file ftw
was expecting some weird obscure protocol ngl
also @karmic plinth after 31 years of life you might have finally got me to try eve
you should watch the down the rabbit hole video on the game if you need any more selling on it
yeah no as soon as "6 hour video" was mentioned i already knew that was going on my list
W/ @final comet
Acquired my gleam gathering memorabilia
Fly through Ahbazon once just to try it. It's fun I swear, pretty sparks (:
Oh my god so cute
When a small team of developers set out to create the game of their dreams, their struggle for success quickly becomes a struggle to manage it.
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fredrikknudsen
Full soundtrack available here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QE8zGU5FEGk
Credits song: "Home" by Prisoner's Cinema:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v...
@karmic plinth is an economic bubble possible in eve
And if so, has it happened before
Eve is just trains in space, right
not really at least to my knowledge. capital investment isnt really a thing. There's no ingame system to inject money into a corporation and gain shares or dividends, even through hacky means. So speculative bubbles rarely happen. maybe right before new releases if the demand for a given asset is expected to go up but that rarely lasts long
wow i finally understand how lustre works thanks @tawny crow
Well I'm a glorified space trucker so almost.
Deep Purple starts playing
I did that ๐
is there anything he cant do
Everything else
Come take the rest of stickers!!!
A fan
I'll be leading down the hill to the arcade in 5.
is anyone missing a coat?
There are two in the rack
Just one now
bad picture of coat
That coats on reception now.
-# placeholder for a joke about writing a book ๐ค
Awww so pretty
Environmental storytelling
Which pub are we meeting in later?
Thank you everyone, that was fun and a really well run day. It was good meeting many of you. My ambition for next year is to have something to show off for a lightning talk. And to be organised enough to book a hotel so I don't have to dash off early next year! ( There will be a next year, I hope! )
abandoned ๐ญ
Fooood
Omg
What's the pub after nq64? @unkempt cobalt
Omg, where was that?
Everyone disappeared
Weโre not sure where we are headed
It's next to bocabar near LHG
It was called monster ramen I think
accidentally ended up in an irish pub with live music lmao
Tysm
Send location
If it's still going till late, I might show up. I'm getting a tour of the city via some local Bristol friends
I left but it was o neils (?)
That sounds lovely, have fun!!
Now we're at the Apple https://maps.app.goo.gl/bsvUoYXKcuJFUUvw9?g_st=ac which is a boat that sells Cider. Very good.
@proven eagle you alive?
Barely
Wanna play shorter games still or process.sleep?
Are you still there
As a group we did split up or what?
Was planning on joining the pub people but got to my hotel and promptly fell asleep ๐ Anyways thank you all for an amazing day and for the amazing speeches hopefully thisโll run next year as well
WAIT HONK YOU WERE HERE AND I DIDN'T GET TO SAY HI? ๐ญ
GIRL
STOP BULLYING ME HAYLEIGH/LUSTRE
HAYLEIGH/LUSTRE. Like if Lustre had become her middle name ๐
That's what the Lustre talk slides said!!!
Everyone, have safe travels back home. It has been a pleasure to meet you all IRL. Thanks @unkempt cobalt for the organization.
Yeah it was so amazing meeting everyone!
If any of you ever find yourselves in Montreal feel free to let me know!
I'm so glad I had the chance to present my dumb project to everyone
Thanks so much for the opportunity, I hope I get to see you all again soon
Had a great time at Gg, met a bunch of people irl and a bunch more I wasn't expecting. Got a new curiosity to contribute a few things.
Sadly didn't make it to the pub for some after hours fun, but I ran into the group on their way back to left handed giant, so I was able to say some final good byes.
Side note:
if youโre
- an ops-shaped gleamlin looking for ways to direct your energy
- someone with a project/idea that would benefit from contributions from ops-shaped gleamlins
let me know!
Iโm gonna start gathering ideas/hoping to do some matchmaking with projects that may benefit from ops/infra/SRE-minded folks
Btw for anyone who played board/card games with me there is also this https://boardgamegeek.com/microbadge/58417 (pm me for geek gold to get it)
Ops-shaped person here ๐ค
Count me in! I'm very interested in being involved in a potential templates CLI tool and getting deployment squared away for both backend and frontend on various platforms/strategies.
||I'm more of an oops ๐จ shaped person myself ||
It was such a great time, everyone! It's been a while since I've had this much fun haha. Thanks to all of you for coming, for real. Love you all ๐
Already can't wait for the next one ๐
also huge shout-out to the fellow Glistix fans who were present @placid jolt @karmic plinth, it was great seeing you โค๏ธ
Thanks for a great conference! It was so well organised and the talks were really interesting, but the main thing I've taken away is how welcoming and positive you all are. I've just been lurking on the discord up til now so it was great to chat to some people and meet the community ๐ Feeling inspired to go write some more Gleam! 
Thank you to everyone, it was great to meet you all, just wish I had managed to chat to more people! You are all fantasic. ๐
sob
Everyone is a glistix fan they just don't know it yet
No way, I dreamt that the mix PR had been merged ๐
Thanks for a great conference. Absolutely! Great vibes, welcoming people, low pressure and overall just an amazing experience ๐
Very cute very gay coffee shop for those still around this morning: https://maps.app.goo.gl/adDFn46aonzbSjfg9
Very cute very gay
Mate just described 90% of the server
Adding to all the thank yous: it was awesome meeting everyone
you're the best 
Please keep in mind the start of the conference and all the things that were said about growing Gleam: spread the word! I will drop some photos later or tomorrow, feel free to share them on socials, make sure to tag Gleam โ๏ธ
Brilliant conference. So well organised. Massive thanks to @unkempt cobalt and your wonderful wife for organising everything.
One large affirmation of what a fantastic community this project has attracted.
Was my lightning talk enough to qualify as an ops-shaped gleamlin? def interested in such an initiative.
Gathering: fun
GG 2026 ๐ ๐ ๐
My bus to the airport just passed by the grain barge ๐ฅบ
i see your tactic, become a manager so you dont have to do any of the real work
Ha this is also a way for me to find things to help with (I will be bugging you about how I can help with lustre deploy stuff)
See you all next time ๐ฅน
You are all amazing! ๐ Thanks for a great conference!
Amazing work @unkempt cobalt Looking forward to next year! ๐
Thank y'all Gleam folks!!! Such an amazing conference, such lovely talks, such lovely people ๐ฅบ
I saw you typing and was already preparing to be upset lol
Also shit!!! If I knew you were still in Bristol I'd have found you to take our yearly selfie again ๐ญ
Is that why youโre messing with supabase
On the bus to Hanmersmith, currently passing by Slough
i wasnt in bristol :3
Whew nothing missed then :3
Finally home after 140 minutes of driving ๐ญ
will there be some recordings or abstracts available? Gleam has turned into in obsession quite quickly and now I need content to consume
Yay for recording ! (There will be)
Thanks to everyone who gave a talk, I really enjoyed all of them! Also thanks for organising, Peter
You now know what to do
Found the suspension bridge and some cherry blossom before leaving Bristol today. Such a nice city!
The "great" western railway is not showing its best side today. A bit late and overcrowded. Had to stand for half of the trip but now I found a free spot in first class ^^
the train was too busy so weโve waited an hour for the next one and its also delayed
๐๐
god bless GWR
Was a great event! Thanks Peter and Laura for organizing and everyone that showed up! 
Rip. There's a reason I'm taking the coach to Wales.
(Mostly price, but also trains being fickle)
playing around with that lustre thing. heard its not very good ๐
Wow what an amazing conference! Canโt think of another where everything has been so top-notch. All excellent talks, lovely venue, and great vibes from everyone. Iโm buzzing! Thanks everyone!!!
Ooooo I should have done a hike, that looks so nice
I see those client.gleam and shared.gleam files 


