Bidoof | Hamster Care Central | Page 1

dry wyvern Aug 9, 2023, 6:53 AM

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Meet Bidoof

Gender and Species: Male Syrian

Estimated birthday: ? Approx Jan 2023

Likes: Sunflower seeds, rice sprays, broccoli, playpen time

Dislikes: People, paying rent, being held

Bidoof is an ungrateful rat that never pays rent and has bitten everyone he's ever met. He was very cute and very small when we first met, but a month later, he took off his makeup and let down his hair. I realised I've been deceived into owning a sassy brat who's into hobo fashion. When he is misbehaving, he is called Bidet.

He knows a few magic tricks such as turning a wallet full of cash into a wallet full of trash, transforming the Niteangel super-silent runner into the keep me up at Nite- loud as an H2 Hummer, and hypnosis (because after all that, I still love him).

pale nimbus Aug 9, 2023, 7:32 AM

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Ayo u bullying our son

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I’m sending this to the court

carmine crest Aug 9, 2023, 10:26 AM

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Bidoof!!!!

livid obsidian Aug 9, 2023, 10:58 AM

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BIDET

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FINALLY

river herald Aug 9, 2023, 11:05 AM

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BIDET LMAO

half elbow Aug 9, 2023, 12:16 PM

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Bidoofffff

dry wyvern Aug 9, 2023, 12:25 PM

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pale nimbus I’m sending this to the court

the court already has it. this is a statement of facts, not allegory AngryJosh

dry wyvern Aug 9, 2023, 12:25 PM

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livid obsidian FINALLY

ngl, I didn't know I could make one of these sHamKek

stuck remnant Aug 9, 2023, 12:43 PM

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BIDOOF ebichuLove hamtaroScared

median cove Aug 9, 2023, 5:15 PM

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THE DESCRIPTION IS AWESOME LMAO

dry wyvern Aug 11, 2023, 3:03 PM

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possessed dog

carmine crest Aug 11, 2023, 3:26 PM

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ghost type bidoof

clear siren Aug 11, 2023, 7:04 PM

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dry wyvern possessed dog

Why do these pictures look almost AI generated? sHamKek

pale nimbus Aug 11, 2023, 7:23 PM

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clear siren Why do these pictures look almost AI generated? <:sHamKek:880967726389141526>

You see the coincidence? It’s no coincidence bc he’s AI

dry wyvern Aug 11, 2023, 7:31 PM

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bidoof isn't real. he's a simulation

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just like birds

stuck remnant Aug 11, 2023, 7:32 PM

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what

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birds

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ok

livid obsidian Aug 11, 2023, 7:37 PM

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Birds are gov drones

stuck remnant Aug 11, 2023, 7:38 PM

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livid obsidian Birds are gov drones

no

dry wyvern Aug 11, 2023, 7:44 PM

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stuck remnant no

yes

half elbow Aug 11, 2023, 7:48 PM

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No

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I can’t accept government drones are shitting on me

dry wyvern Aug 11, 2023, 8:09 PM

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half elbow I can’t accept government drones are shitting on me

they don't want you to accept it. they want you to think that they're real birds

livid obsidian Aug 11, 2023, 8:27 PM

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It's all in the plan

pale nimbus Aug 11, 2023, 9:38 PM

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https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1138726842140987392/1139574715632066660/Screenshot_20230811_075611_Gallery.jpg

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Bru

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Mf look like the shadow in the corner of my room at 3

carmine crest Aug 11, 2023, 9:40 PM

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sleep paralysis demon

dry wyvern Aug 13, 2023, 7:50 PM

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carmine crest Aug 13, 2023, 7:50 PM

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BIDOOF

dry wyvern Aug 13, 2023, 7:51 PM

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dry wyvern Aug 16, 2023, 8:21 PM

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median cove Aug 17, 2023, 12:06 AM

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Why is his fur like that on the top of his head

dry wyvern Aug 17, 2023, 12:08 AM

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median cove Why is his fur like that on the top of his head

crine idk the centre of his head just didn't grow as much fur as the rest of his body. the areas where he does grow fur, he grows it super long. and the areas that don't just down even grow out. he's so uneven and it doesnt help that i give him bad haircuts emoji_24