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For sure. But on a good day itās so good.
Very true. Have a good night.:)
You too.
greatly appreciated, database is so close to finished ugh
No problem
Jumping into voice in 5
about time!!
Will be giving away a beta access spot - only Arena so don't get too excited
were the beta spots from the other day's TFT games given? the Overworld access
gm
Gm
Hows it goin fraggy

Why gm rich. Are you losing reality
what is reality anyway figment
It's a figment of his reality
I'm ready for them leaks with Grant back š¤ tomorrow morning
Are you ready for this discussion
I think Iād need a few drinks for that one
Please no
I seent em
they good
You donāt want a good old philosophical chat with figment richie?
Anyone knows how many people play beta? And how many try to get accces?
!beta
You can register for the closed beta through this link: https://play.illuvium.io/arena
You can improve your chances of being selected for the beta by:
- Becoming a ranger (Level 5 in the server)
- Joining # twitter-role and promoting Illuvium on twitter
- Participating in (and winning) our weekly trivia competition
Was a good watch. Makes you love Chris even more
!beta
You can register for the closed beta through this link: https://play.illuvium.io/arena
You can improve your chances of being selected for the beta by:
- Becoming a ranger (Level 5 in the server)
- Joining # twitter-role and promoting Illuvium on twitter
- Participating in (and winning) our weekly trivia competition
Oh yes, thatās today.
That was a good AMA did Chris cut his hair?
That doesnāt answer his question rich
Anyone knows how many people play beta? And how many try to get accces?
!TARREN
Rich just saw beta and slammed the bot
Classic Rich
Rich thinks modding is just spamming bot commands
I donāt actually know the daily numbers but this is more of a discussion for #1023656572339093544 theyāll probably help you out better Iād think theyād have a better idea
Thx
Chris is very distracting
Over 150k registered just for Arena beta access, and over 1m for the games in general... We currently have 25k approved for access at this time
Thx
The few the proud the OGs
Whats Arena beta?
I donāt understand this. Does this just mean 1m+ people have registered on illuvium.io not meaning they registered for pb1?
thats what I said ser
Itās the first private beta of the autobattler game that illuvium will have āIlluvium:Arenaā āIlluvium:Overworldā and āIlluvium:Zeroā are currently the 3 titles Illuvium Labs is working on. Arena is the TFT style game where you battle your illuvials against each other. Overworld is the open world explorer. Zero is the city builder. We only have a beta for Arena currently
Hopefully that clears it up a bit
Figment has been studying
200 IQ
I wonāt deny it but someone with an IQ of 75 couldāve done what I did
Yes, thank you just didnt know that pb1 us called Arena:)
And so you did
I didnāt deny my supreme intellect
But thatās not a good indicator for it
I have been studying. But not that š
š
Lamma's ?
No
thats a shame š¦
What is lammaās
cute llama!
To pass middle school?
Now I'm curious
Sick Kangaroo
Iām making flash cards and everything
Learning Shapes?
We call them sight shapes with my kids Kindergarten
!staking
When holding ILV, staking is a way to gain additional rewards from yield farming and revenue distribution. The process for staking is the following:
- Acquire either ILV or Sushi LP tokens.
- Go to the official Staking App.
- Enter the right pool according to the tokens you acquired.
- Decide your lock duration. The longer the lock, the higher the weight.
- After approving the contract, confirm the staking of the desired tokens.
No it doest lpl
Ohhh i see, ILV ans ETH is to provide both liquidity for dex
Yeah, the way you guys put it is a little confusing
Why the hell is the liquidity pool giving 80% APR vs 11% lol
Well our main liquidity pool for dexes is on Sushi, hence Sushi LP tokens (ILV/ETH)
Liquidity providers carry more risks and are more beneficial to the tokenomics so generally speaking across most protocols this is the case (giving LP higher APR)
That being said
The more ppl staking ILV single side will drop that apr lower
Yeah
and rewards being claimed in ILV are being autostaked into the single staking side ILV pool
The market is now relatively quiet, so not much crazy maniacs coming in to staking atm
Anyone want to play Smash Karts quickly? Look in #1019358393657479198
I know you're got 3 minutes Rich
Wait for stocks to open
Scoriox you down?
I wish
Im at work rn š¦
is it free
yup
Just a easy to play racing type game where you collect boxes and shoot at each other. Most kills wins after 3 minutes
mobile too
So am I š
š
waylan stop posting links 
Is this game running on Sol as well?
if it was it would be down rn
ETH -> IMX
SOLong
wot
Soloffa
Don't do it, not worth it
My version of IMX on top of Ethererum
Hello everybody
@lusty mantle @near pier
If I buy land, will they give me access to the beta version of the game and to the zero game???
Thatās sad
With land you'll have access to Illuvium Zero alpha
And Fraggy's friendship
If I buy land, can I already play and test the game??
lol you got rugged
No, alpha for Illuvium Zero is not launched yet
š
When is the launch expected?)))
No date announced atm
Ok
At what point should I warn you to stop spamming?
Soon to stop because im included for the 500 upcoming beta testers 
I removed you cause of spam
Oh man. I thought my response was mean
man your nostril
my wifes are kidney bean shaped
š
is this some kind of fetish
i dont even know what shape is mine
maybe just regular oblong
have you ever wonder if our nostrip is facing upwards instead of downwards
and we have to use nostril umbrella when its raining
You wouldnt think to look normally but she mentioned it at some point and I looked... sure enough Kidney Beans
Great now I wanna see
hold on shes sleeping I'll grab a photo
lol
Now I want beans
kidding
i dont mind
baked beans with toast bread
just dont go on a date after eating beans in the morning
or elevator
or barbershop
or job interviews
u know when you try to hold your fart, and it goes back into your stomach
No
This isnt what I want to see
Hello
any
What is that
and u burp at the same time u fart in mouth
Ok that's enough
Trying to eat my coco pops man
Enjoy
Geez. I leave you kids alone for one day and this is what you do? Talk about beans and their effects? š«£
It's horrible
fart in mouth...
everyday we stray further from god
Bro mid October and still not even a release date on Illuvium zero alpha, this is crazy.
Hmmm Imma try this out. Give me a few hours to consume a shit load of protein.
People are weird
That's what happens when peeps are in the limbo between PB2 and OW
I don't think Illuvium is the cause of this
Humans have gone crazier over lesser things
Yeah man so crazy how a good game is taking so long to make⦠smh š¤¦āāļø Iāve waited on a lot if games in my life and i also own land. Trust me if yall want something worth playing just wait. Every rushed game dies in the first months.
Like BEANZ
We don't want another Cyberpunk 2077
Dead ass that game was like āwelcome to earfā
Hi, what is the total land supply ?
"A bugs life"
I believe 100k?
Only one sale happened so far ?
100k total. Only 20k have been sold so far
No need to ask who the boys are
Don't think we care š
I certainly donāt.
How has your day been fraggy?
It's 9am, people still have time to ruin it. How was yours?
Yeh thatās an early start for the strange.
Iām good. Weathers is finally warming up.
Ah yes, you guys are gonna get summer now?
Itās been the wettest on record so Iām hoping we get a better summer
Any exciting news that I missed in illuvium?
Will the next land be equal to the first sell?
Nothing I can share
š„¶
In terms of price? Nothing is set yet
More in terms of ressource spawns
Those are random
but will they have the same amount for each tier?
Unlike people, lands dont discriminate against others. All future lands will have similar capabilities as the currently sold ones.
We should see a similar amount of lands of the same tiers.
If not, we'll be notified in advance. At this point we dont know whether that is the case, but it seems obvious that they will have similar amounts of each tier.
oh okay, thx
so, do you think the price will be still the same for Illuvium land in the future when 100.000 land will be released?
Thats hard. Price speculation is always difficult.
If the team adds utility equal to 5x what land now has over the course of the landsales then the price will remain the same right? Amount x5 so rarity and relative productivity decreases but utility increases so price remains the same. š¤·āāļø who knows really
Because im thinking about buying a t2-t3 land and im a little bit unsure about the 80k release
I assume it's going to be a Dutch Auction again but the starting price will depend on the floor prices at that time
The release of new lands is years away.
Do you guys own land? And which tier?
I'm poor, I got a T1 myself. But I'll manage 200+ plots for Kieran 
i already have t1 right now also
I got a couple T2s
Is Kieran a whale in this Community? ^^
The founder š
3t1, 1t2
Oh š¤£
Founder + own money invested
im really new here ā¦so excuse me ^^
The CEO is not poor š
Not good if he likes it too much and plays 24/7 instead of working š
gm
Kieran has a whole list of games he played. He posted that today š
But yeah those guys imo are close to ideal founders for a gaming studio. They have been doing a fine job.
He is not going to play IZ
Aaaaaaah the good stuff
Could drink 3 of those in a row
He basically bought you 200 lands. That crazy son of a bitch š
I already did š
Please stay respectful to everybody, even Kiaren

How many do you reckon you could play on your own out of those 200?
you dnt have enough RAM to open 200 chrome tabs
Depends how many mega cities he has š
Only need 50 tabs if he has 50 megacities.
you gonna need a sidekick fraggy
Is he still buying up?
every heroes need a sam
Dunno, last thing he said to me was "shut up fraggy"
Haha perfect person right here
You guys make a good team
im gonna eat your bread when ur sleeping
Already got one if needed and a full list of people who want to play
Do we need to make a role play channel for you?
Crushed. š«
is he wise like me
Did someone say daddy?
It's Gandalf
Gandalf is daddy
he likes to sniff peoples hair
I don't know you
I have a query. During trivia can I win pb2 access for someone else or do they have to do it for themselves?
Lots of people have given away their trivia win spots I think
Ok great il join the next one and see what I can do
Il get revising
I think you can when Rich is in a good mood
Iv heard rumours heās always in a good mood.

trivia win spots was Kieran's trivia
Spots everywhere
My bad sorry
Before, we could give out PB1/PB2 spots if we answered questions right in the weekly trivia.
Since the trivia was changed into a kahoot style, only new players are given spots. But i suspect that you can fill in the form that Rich shares at the end of trivia. You can fill it in for someone else and hope for the best š
Well they also have to join the Trivia and if you win, you can give it to them š
Rich takes screenshot of attendees to make sure everything is correct
Maybe he can add a white space for the winner with referal ID
Ill also be trying to get my bro in š
Family first!
I think I can make Trivia, let's see if I can help somebody š
Ill also be there š
Sounds like too much competition. I hope the trivia isnāt like Kieranās questions
The questions are a lot more relaxed. But competition is harsh. Getting top 3 requires full focus and quick fingers š¤£
Aww sheet. Thatās me out.
Great
Ill speak for you if they dont read the chat
Bye felicia
Ah, that makes more sense
hi, im sam
Ok
Hey guys, tokenomics?
yes
Can be found in #šćhelpful-links
(under whitepaper)
its randle!
Honestly what are you going on about.
Are you typing in the wrong server? This is Illuvium. Not star wars.
Samwise is from Harry Potter, get your franchises straight.

Thought thatās the guy from Brazzers
Wait isn't he an astronaut and doctor too?
this is the origional harry potter and I will not take no for an answer ....lol
Aaron is everywhere and is all seeing
Stuff getting real weird here today
Halloween is coming up
š»
Meh I pretend I'm not home
Unless I have a really good idea for a costume I don't dress up but I will at least hand out candy.
It's an American thing. Doesn't have the same vibe in Aus
They actually do that? It's not just something from the movies? š
My Wife is an American, so we go full out Halloweenš¬
It's getting more and more popular in some countries in Europe too
Yes, yes. I knew that... I got outside 
I wish it was
At Halloween?
I always lock the flat, get some snacks in front of my desktop and farm the halloween event Hard af
Sounds like any day
I turn all the lights off and pretend Iām not in. Iām that guy
Just sounds like the life of most introverts
We do the same
364 days of the year we tell kids donāt take candy from strangers then 1 day of the year itās ok to take candy from every stranger. š§
š¤Æ
From every stranger?
Your time has come
Has Andrew Wall posted the interviews from crypto convention Au anywhere? I would like to see them if so
Hmmm I don't remember. I don't think so
Ok thanks. Iāll ask Chris next time heās just hanging out.
Maybe @junior blaze can tell us
Not that I'm aware of no
ayy look at that! I was actually here straight away š
(He DM'ed me to ask and tag him so it would look like he responds fast)
The man is on the ball
Kieran hired the right guy
When you speak to him can you please ask if he is going to post them or if they were just for internal feedback?
Looks like it's almost time to buy and load up
hi mod, when will the list of winners be released?
Thank you mate 
I'm hoping to join illuvium 
You are on the discord so that's a good start š
haha thanks, btw nice avatar šÆ
hi everyone!
yea will find that out!
Thanks.
hey, by your opinion which tier of land is the most vfm?
Best to ask in #1023666768394322070
yup, will do , ty a lot
Lol game crashed even before wave 1 was loaded
Take the sign
Hello Ani, what makes you say such things
What do you know š
Quite conspicuous if you ask me
But Ani is super genius and I trust his big brain
Some discussions on upcoming IIPs for governance V2ā¦relistened to some of the AMAsā¦
Piecing together estimates for things and weāre about to get busy quickly I think
Well weāve only got 2 1/2 months left with multiple releases slated before years end. Iād reckon youāre right.
Although from Aaronās dev blog, sounded a bit like this month wonāt have much in terms of updates.
Hey the jerseys ship today no?
Yep, I can check if yours has shipped and send you the tracking number - you'll most likely have also received an email from the Bulldogs with tracking details
Shipping started yesterday
@azure narwhal yours has shipped
Hey everyone
I had to send the gif as ritual states, but I really appreciate your help Chris! Hope you are having a fine day sir 
Hello teloolah
Hey
All g, if you need the tracking number send me a friend request and a DM and I'll make sure I'm looking at the right order - you've got a pretty easily recognizable email
Still don't like this. Rules should be the same for everybody
Did I use the email with my discord name
Yep
i thought it was a joke, is it not
@azure narwhal Fraggy makes a good point, I'm gonna have to ban the gif.
Dang
It is but new people may not get it and it's technically a rule violation. We've banned people for less.
I understand
I get it, it could be taken out of context
We had a good run
Indeed sir
Yep solid reasoning
Iāll find something else
I'll just wake up to a morning DM with the GIF I'm sure
Hi, i need to contact a wallet owner: i found on etherscan that there is a function that let you contact a wallet owner, but you have to register/pair your wallet first : is it safe ?
hey youuuuuuuuuuuu
1 point for Fraggy š
How are you Teloolah?
If it's an official etherscan.io function then probably, however it's not something we would recommend or endorse.
ty
Better after having a semi break
Please stop spamming GIFs š
Okay Iāll go back to bed
I think Chris will like the last gif the best
Bravo
The thing I realised today. When open beta drops, I'll probably have IZ open on my second monitor whenever I play overworld just so I can manage my city more efficiently.
we got a pro gamer roight here
How many times I pick up my phone and realise I don't have anything to do on it. I need IZ
You could talk to me on discord
No thanks
Community engagement at its finest š
Hi everyone š¤
Hello there how are you

Fine, thank you š
Hi š
Youāre so welcome
or me
Always got time for Teloolah
see @azure narwhalš
Good morning everyone. Trying to get out of bed. Hurt my back clipping the dog. You know you are old when. 
At least it's leak day!
I hear you. plus thats super cool
The leaks that is not your back.
Think about the smell of nice hot coffee
your gonna need 10+ tablets just to operate all that land xD
I hate coffee. I hide from the kitchen as my husband makes it š¤¢
Good thing she doesn't have to play all those lands. She's managing the people who will play it
Well that's it. It was nice knowing you.
Fraggy with an army. Not sure the world is ready for that.
DRAGGY?
LOL
I CORRECTED IT!š
damnn. gg fraggy
You can't ban people for bad typing. Well, you can, but you won't
But really, no coffee? How are you even alive
I used to drink a diet coke when I got up but gave up pop. Now I pop a caffeine pill with a glass of water. Healthy and efficient.š
But I also hate mornings so...
A girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do.
True that
Like now. I have to get some work done so I can watch leaks later.
Good luck!
try herbal teas with caffeine in the morning & try to get some yoga into routine to help with the lower back... good shit
gl
@mossy grove Anything exiting came out of the council meeting yesterday?
Tell us daddy
So I know ur waiting for the IIP/Idea on IZ, so that specific thing isnt ready yet, i think Kierans having a meeting today to get that ironed out so an IIP on that might be coming as soon as sometime this week, but nothing for certain yet (a lot of moving parts)
Will keep everyone updated as info comes that can be shared #soon
gmmmmm

Thank you
thats a shame.. as long as its built right.. goanna be sick 
morning
What
it's only been 138 days since the end of the land sale, I'm sure IZ will be here SOOOOOON
soon? W E N ? š¤£
Like November maybe
not a chance, they are not even close
Nov is around 6 weeks
Do i need Eth to pay transaction fees for staking?
yes
is it expensive in dollar value atm?
that's a few cents right?
oh ...
last time i did a transaction i payed 1-2$
200 days, 20 days, what's the difference, at least we will have updated art
I see November
I See ow before iz š
probably, the team is obviously having a lot of trouble updating the art for IZ, 4 months now and they still can't deliver
Ayo!!!
Yea, doing the UI seems to be a Lot of work. I expected it to be done fast, but i know nothing about gamedev
They just keep adding more stuff
im surprised too how long it take them to update the UI, and who know what they need to update next š¤£
I want it before iz in all honesty so I would be much happier with an OW beta than the alpha sorry fellow landlords
@mossy grove i just finished watching all 23 podcast episodes on youtube. Twas great! Thanks man.
they do want a great game
I am a landlord, and feel the Same š
OW!!
Yes, mam
Not first, just now
I will take iz just because I know I can play cause I have land, no guarantee to get access to ow beta
IZ Alpha is just about finding efficient ways to get bp/fuel as fast as possible and collect the Alpha BP's ofc.
But we have time for that until open Beta, so actually we don't need IZ Alpha before ow beta
Can you keep illuvials you catch in ow beta?
No

@thin elbow so whats the benefit?
We just want to play
Lol š I digg it
I have ow beta access too so whichever comes first Iāll be fine with. I just want to play the overworld more
Having Fun and testing different Stuff... You also can explore crimson waste, maybe you will Find efficient ways to harvest/collect illuvials
Oo copy I aint got no guarantee on that
I don't even have that 
But in the End, betas are for testing mechanics, so devs can eliminate bugs
Kieran gets a bit wild with his discord events
I'm so desperate, i hope i can win a Beta access too before it gets live
I will need that OW access
@azure narwhal good for you buddy thats clutch
Did you try kissing up to viper
do folks with PB2 access automatically get OW beta access?
Nop
Unfortunately no.
No, those are different
No, i'm sure he got spammed already enough for 1 of his accesses
fair enough
do you sleep at all figment
Also Viper is polemos, so probably je gives it to the guild for giveaways
Haha. Very little. I have a son who is unable to sleep through the night
how old
What a journey you have been on ser
Which was your favourite? Which least?
What has improved over the episodes?
What do you feel is missing or could be improved upon?
Feedback always appreciatedāŗļø
2 1/2
maybe i can help, im certified
Try to nod your head less during the ama

I donāt know what that means but youāll never touch my son š¤£
im a sleep trainer
Heās showing heās listening come on, and agreeing
Thatās cool.
I did a sleeo thing when I was younger and they put a bunch of stuff on me
Thought about that sooo many times whilst editing my AMAs (cos i hate it when watching AMAs as well when someone nods too much) but then it kinda still happensš¤£
Ill keep trying to control my nodding tho, i know it can be donešŖ
Wear one of those neck braces

neck braces
do you do bathtub stream?
i watched jim singing in an outfit, ill never trust streamer again
I like the episodes with Deraji. 1st podcast is my least favorite.
I'd say you're more confident in the last few episodes, maybe invite @sage falcon in the next episode. š
Personal opinion I get distracted with the bell sound lol. I tend to play it on the background if there are no leaks so I get weirded out whenever I hear the bell every so often lol.
Best one I like was smashing the guitar lol
why me
We need to see the real jaganite
what i do is non medical, just fixing the routines
I like your opposing view with NFTs. You're not the degen type like most of us here.
opposing views?
What are you talking about
Oh sorry, what I meant is not the degen point of view with NFTs.
sleep training like Taking Cara Babies
Good for you if that was my job Iād have already killed myself
like i dont believe NFT is an investment?
you have no idea
Well I have a baby and if my job was just going to different versions of my son all the time. Iād want to kill myself
i dont believe in token, but i do believe in cryptocurrency like btc and ethx because simply they wont die
i believe in the network
not the product
product can come and go, but the network stays
this is why ILV tokenomic is smart to use ETH as its currency
unlike axie and stepn
What
using two tokens of your own is just dumb
in the future
You canāt mint it no. You can buy it on secondary but they will have land sales in the future. I wouldnāt expect that to be anytime at all though
yeah there were only 20k plots so far, theres still 80k left to be minted
its not the baby that is frustating, its the zombie mommy
Itāll be a loooong time before then
That just seems like a weird job
I think the next one will be after Public Beta and Beginning of the next bull run
logically speeaking, it makes sense to do so
I like to take a bite off of the banana then push my tongue through the middle causing it to split into three pieces in my mouth
Logically speaking it would make sense to Make the Next landsale with the Next game published
Itās not as interesting as it sounds
You have 9 Games, and 5 batches of Land, so one batch every 2 games
i gues ILV rules are better than youtube
we saw it. It was hilarious.
what was if
ima get oiled up on stream just for you Sam
nope
ok ill support u
only if u use used motor oil
preferably from a 20 years diesel engine tow truck
and never changed its oil
What the hell jim
I donāt see how this is that weird
Itās just a weird way I eat bananas
The way a banana is structure if you pushed hard enough on the middle it breaks into like 3 even pieces
its not weird for anyone to eat banana
How does it split into thirds though
Idk it just does every time
Thatās interesting I suppose
thank god i dnt have a banana rn
What about plantains
Hide all of the bananas @azure narwhal š°
anyone reading this will try at some point this week...
what is plantains
I want to try it but I hate bananas
If you do end up trying message me and lemme know what you think
Itās oddly satisfying
i will not?
you probabley will?
ok maybe i will
Lars knows all
damn it now i have to go buy a banana
Iāve always wanted to eat some kind of bugs
Yeah but that doesnāt have the shock value to it
Crab is tasty ash tho
Crab Rangoon or spicy crab roll
ru doing food challenges
eat a durian, unpeeled
I ate raw liver on stream and lost the vod so i wasnāt able to make YouTube video on it
Soft shell crab roll is the bomb
Morning Jimbo
Hello UwU
What is balut
Ooh good call. It's duck egg
Bruh
But half incubated
Are those the pickled duck eggs?
No that shit looks nasty af
I mean Iāll do it but I have no idea where I would even get that
I'm from ph and I don't eat that lol
That is cursed af šš
Oh my god balut looks horrifying
Idk man Iād be willing to try but ffs thatās rough
they say they are still chirping when u eat em
Iām sorry Jim I would not watch that video
It's a delicacy. Like the sauce and yellow part is good supposedly
If itās still chirping I canāt do that
What about the dead bird?
Some eat it whole some don't. I really wouldn't know. I couldn't try it myself lol
You should try isaw here and chicharon bulaklak it's good
mama...help...chirrrp....chrii.....
It's not live lol.
Hmmm, good feedback, i can remove that bell sound all together
Would u find it less distracting if I just made it way more quiet?
u said you want shock effect!
I would dead ass cry if it started chirping
Hahaha it's definitely dead. They boil it
we can add the chirping post production
Ok I cba to bite into something and hear it cry like holy shit im a savage but im not heartless
The first podcast has become a sort of meme at this point š¤£
Totally open to guest suggestions, if @sage falcon is open to coming on for a chat Iād be happy to have him āŗļø
I literally would
u should try eating live octopus is gud
or u can eat live monkey brain
man i see jimberinos name and think why do i have to go sleep now
I donāt want to eat anything alive that is smart
Hohoho! Indiana Jones. I see you're a man of culture
nah man nothing live please.
Octopus is actually good though
What is this conversation im walking into š¤£š¤£š¤£
tried it once its like french kissing a finger
why wouldnt you just cook it?
I love calamari
cos it still move
Those grubs are live that you can eat
Sigh, I'm about to log off at work and they call me for an urgent meeting. Whhyyyyyyyyy
Calamari is squid right? Friggin love them with batter and that dip
I donāt like the idea of hurting something that is as smart as a dog lol
we trying to find bizzare food challenge for jim
Calamari bangs, one of my fav
I think it could be both but I could be completely wrong lol
Yessss crispy fried squid š¤¤
No idea. All i know it's just boiled then they put salt
Iāve had fried octopus and it was okay I definitely prefer squid
u can literally bite a tentacle off a live octopus and eat it while its still moving
Just do like mealworms or something @azure narwhal
You could do this to a lot of animals to be fair
Letās get some calamari squizz concept art
Donāt rope me into jims wild antics
What kind of bugs would you guys want to see me eat?
@sudden dawn is this too sacrilege?
a centipede!
calamari.. yumm
fish / goat eye
Goat eye sounds terrible but I like it
oh man im shy
Or that rotten fish in a can
Just google edible bugs and buy a bunch of different ones
Goats or lamb heart is also a legit thing u can buy and eat lol
the only bug i have eaten is an ant, accidentally
Little sour huh
I already ate raw beef heart
taste rusty
jim ate raw liver
I dont think it would be much different
We can record it not live and then decide whether or not u want it published after depending on how it goes, no stress
The raw liver was actually tasty
Thatās some dahmer level shit my guy š¤£š¤£
It had a super sweet taste that I was definitely not expecting
oh i know jim
drink fresh milk from the cow breast
you can eat a living spider š
just teach us how to make sushi whilst drunk.. that would be funny
or living embryo in a chicken egg, some countries see that as delicacy
I saw a guy back in the day eat a tarantula alive
Isn't there some trivia out there that we have eaten so many spiders while were sleeping lol
yeah, but those are prob very small
We covered balut already and it's a duck egg lol
oh sry
Why call an udder a breast
Oh oh! Isn't there a delicacy for bull š
bull sack
the things the cow milk comes out of
You didnāt learn cow anatomy
Soup number 5 here in PH
One of those fear factor or survivor challenges had it or something
did you guys suggest eyes/brain already, also normal in some places, so prob not too bad
Yāall really getting excited to see me eat nasty shit might have to do this soon
Yeah ox brain and stuff are normal
ive traid cow brain, its not bad
I won“t watch that monkaS
brain tastes like tofu, only terrible
I wonāt watch it either but itās fun to brainstorm your misery
ive had fish eyes tastes like nothing just some hard ass ball
u have tried hard ass ball?
Youāre gonna be coaching me while I do the challenge wdym?
You made me giggle
Jim should do a exotic delicacy challenge and rank it. Which are S tier and such
even then I don“t have to watch lol
yes š
tictacs is what i meant
Thatās a good point
Sam coach me to bed
put hot sauce on it and vodka
delete discord
Thatās a very good idea actually holy shit lol
Negative
Thatās a page from Richās vocab book right there
lol
What if the taste somehow mixes with the vodka and you just got boiled duck baby and vodka taste stuck in your mouth
Another hack is to numb your tongue with ice and you can eat anything
do we agree on balut?
If I can even find it in Ohio Iāll try it
Or make it at home with chickens I donāt have ducks
Youāre an Ohioan?
Yessir
i think theres a vid on how to make a balut
I always thought you lived in New York for some strange reason
No wonder you like kill tiny
Tony
ohio, no wonder
You donāt strike me as one I just thought you lived there
No I hear you js
Who wants to fight me in an influencer boxing match at illuvifest?
it takes 18 days to make balut
NY sounds like a nice cheap city with low crime š
so not a good place for Jim 
We can start fake beef now for build up
Going to be interesting to see if Paul has improved enough to beat Silva
And if Silva has aged enough to lose to a YouTuber
silva is an elderly
mma?
Wonāt be me.
Yeah but if youāve seen his recent boxing matches heās old but old Anderson Silva is different from old regular human
he lost his stamina
if the rounds are short maybe
my stamina is shit, but I am down to fight
Yeah but you could just get in shape it wouldnāt be like in a week
either I win in 30sec or I lose 
Iād have no problem boxing, I just donāt want to go against jimbo. I like my brain and would prefer no trauma on that frimt
Did you guys see that short
jim looks like someone who can send you flying
Jim is prob the one to avoid for sure
@steady iris seems to be your weight division?
Hell no Iām not getting in a ring with that
Context Jim context
heavy weight is only 200lb+, that seem low lol
jim is mayweather
boxing is weird
OskaMatt v Jimberino. Matt said he used to be a rugby player so he has resilience
Iām not mayweather im more like fat canelo alvarez
i like canelo
Same probably my favorite rn
Canelo has solid head movement
Reminds me of young Mike tyson
fighting jim sounds worse by the minute, he seems to know stuff
Iāve been training for years lol
I thought being tall/heavy is enough to give me decent odds, but monkaS
Mike Tyson was shorter than almost everyone he ever fought š
Mike Tyson is also mike Tyson
yeah
Yeah but the whole height thing is a little overplayed imo
sometimes people are just insane
Maybe itās because Iām 5ā8 and Iām coping
Height usually gives advantage because theyād have a linger reach Iād think
I am 6`3, unlucky it doesnt matter much
Yeah thatās the point but like if youāre shorter at the same weight generally youāll be a lot stronger right?
We're same height and I'm like half of you lol
Makes sense. More dense
Ok I'm down
ššš
There you go I have summoned Chris from his slumber sorry
We got Jim vs Chris š
Might want to get up to 30kg for it
damn from weird food to boxing match real quick
Viper and vetemor seems to be an even match. Just saiying
Iām an entertainer it comes naturally š
he seems a lot smaller than me on cam
How tall is vet?
Idk Vet gives off tall vibes
Weird Iād say the opposite
Now shh I've gotta be at the gym in 4 and a half hours
Sorry vet
I got not so tall vibes from him
Sorry Vet
maybe your 5`8 tall 
5ā8 is very tall š
im 5 8 too
Already preparing for your match @worldly mist
5ā8 is king height
we 5 8 gang
I am betting on Chris
im 5 9 with AF 1s
I'm just assuming he's tall cause he's european
Black AF 1s***
imma round it off to 5 10 cos im generous
depends, southern europe isn“t that tall on avg
I mean might as well round it up to 6ā only 2 inches off yfm?
viking country people are usually tall
yes
guys can we do a standoff photo
Oh which reminds me. We need to rope in @glossy crescent into this.
I hear hell fight anyone
Iām 5ā8 but I identify as 6ā1
same
just watch some fighting anime like Baki before the match, easy win, right? š
I was speaking for you. Iām not 5ā8
no ones gonna fight that
Jim v Joxx yes
Hafthor bjornson vs Eddie hall pretty sure you can find it on YouTube
Joxx is a body builder not a boxer Iād knock him out ez š
@glossy crescent you gonna take that?
Gauntlet has been thrown down @glossy crescent
gigachad joxx
I'll kill him with kindness
Jimās the tatopee
so we conclude noone is gonna beat Jim
atleast he cute af
is anyone gonna survive 30sec?
I guess that means Grant v Jim
Grant might actually beat me lol
My whole unbeatableness is based on the hopes that anyone I fight is new to boxing lol
I want to see some ribs broken
we do have 1 year to train in the shadows
Why is there always a discussion of fighting. We're only hugging in here
Fighting and hugging
I will sacrifice my own rib for the good of the people if it would make it more entertaining
and cook those ribs
Or else I'll send Fraggy on you all
jesus joxx looks like he can kill someone with his fist
Iām making ribs tonight š Iāll send you some pics
Don't search him on IG.
Yeah don't search it. If you do, have your pants on
fraggy will use her mod powers to fite all o u
Yes 
stop killing the snail !!
Dm me your insta name
It's jox_p so go ahead. It's private nowadays lol. But I'll accept those I know š
He looks like the Chad meme
what happened to pewdiepie
Never heard that before lol
But we do share the same nationality
i mean ur icon looks like pewds
Effing A @glossy crescent I just opened my ig for the first time in months and first thing I see is you half naked lol

Soon time to hit the gym speaking of which
i could use some waffle and ice cream
and chicken wings
I thought Sam only ate bread
we traveled light to mt doom
now that we saved the world, i can eat waffle and ice cream
with wings
and whip cream
some bacon bits
Nice. Looks like Jox is getting some free marketing 
and maple syrup
Is this all in one dish?
You can make all of those things yummy and low calorie
yea just appetizer

