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I was so confused I put my phone down and suddenly there is this blurry figure of a cow with hair that I had no idea if I was seeing right or if it was a dog for some reason .

i read tjat as clown and got excited then reread it and got disappointed then confused
... anyway uh night chat!
Help . Ok gnight ......
Hi it’s me little guy from your brain
real asf
makes you sleep and its like magic
I havent slet since rhe day before
being biscuited
And i had too my coffee yeaterday that juttered me cor 12hours straight
I have no clue how
bro we r in the opposite situation here im trying to get people to keep me awake
And now i really wanna sleep bur my brain wont shut off or slow down
Oof
i could give you some of my tiredness if
gotta play the waiting game
Is it cuz youre 8hours before me or is it cuz you sleep too mycch
nah just because i wanna sleep through the day otherwise ill be bored if im awake
Yes peez
it’s 3am for me
until your brain shuts off which idk
Oh
Game?
Sing?
Um... Dance
true but i get bored of gaming after like ten mins
Im seeing things move
Bro what
They shouldn't move
Wow
okay twin i think it’s time for you to lowkenuinely drink some warm milk and read a bedtime story
Uh.. Rhen stdy?
ack ouch biscuits
unable to comprehend this message broski
I'm lactose intolerant 😭 😭
I got asmr on tho 👍
i think it said "then study?" peepogiggle
claude hiii
drink tea
haiii crow smile
Broski? You finn? Sweed :D?
aye? No?
i didn’t know broski was a swedish thing i always heard it growing up
We js use it as a way to say bro
I said, how about study? My cousin who gets bored from games loves studying, maybe you're like them
Oh i’m a dropout i got nothing to study
Oooh
It's from those places if i remember correctly
Wdym worlds fullbof things to study
agh
Yeah but i just study my hyperfixations and ive already done allat
I either need to be sleeping or doing a million things at once
i am a difficult person to entertain
Actually just give me one of those needos
wait i have slime omg
Memorze cars like my brother, study hardwere in pc's, programing, languages, cooking, you can still learn chem if you want, yt has so many fun education channels and clips from gread teachers like that science teacher
kuromi slime that has turned a poo purple colour
Lol
Why did Solar walk into a corner and start meowing?? you know where I'm at sir
That's cool
unfortunately the only thing i’m interested in is music , but tbf i’ll probably just end up sleeping
Your can try if you had muny buying buzzles or those 3d Minatare builds kits
I always dreamed of having one
That's alr
i realise there is not much that pleases me easily
You just reminded me of a leader of mine lol
lowkey our house cat core
i’m usually out skating everyday but it’s raining all day tmr (or well today) so that’s why i’m not
that’s why i’m stumped for ideas to cure boredom
girl just goes to a corner of the house and stares at smth under the cabinet idk what the fuck shes seeing under there
Understandable
But
You can still try it
Not only do you never know you might like something new, but also you will be using you're time anyway :D 👍👍
my cat does that too except she always sits in front of the toilet and watches it like it’s her turn to use it
Thats aweful
does she ever use the toilet
You can talk to me I think I can cute boredom
no, but i don’t trust her to anyway considering she’s always missing the litter trays and peeing on the kitchen floor
WHICH OF COURSE I HAVW TO CLEAN IP BECAUSS SHE HATWS ME!!!!
I'm currently having a problem
oh naur 😭
what may that problem be
It's hot so I take of my blanket
But then it's too bright and I can't see my phone so I go back in
do u not have a small lamp ?
Idk how to solve this T T
What do I use the lamp for??
so it’s not as bright
Oh no
i thought u meant like ur room was too bright
No no no
It is yes
Because my room has the biggest door to the balcony
So we have a big human sizs window
Which is why it's bright
But it's too hot in the blanket
Hello?
And it's too bright
?
Where'd friend go
idk probably had to do smthn or got distacted
I fear he slept
And I failed to cure boredom
lol
With my stupid life problems
Hru sheoom :D
Sid leaves conversations sometimes like all of us do . I am sure it is nothing against you or anything you did .
That not what I said
Do not ping me, It is in my name not to .
im great thanks !! about to rolplay with my friends for a bit lol wbu ??
I was trying not to mayhim sleep, so I fear I failed at that
I am very sorry i am almost dead so please forgive me :(
It is fine . Mistakes happen .
Niice :D
I'm doing... Something I think
Thanks :D
If it did go to sleep I am happy for it .
Thanks
Mhm .
I thought it said it needs to not sleep?
I have been given a slice of cake
I'm the one who needs sleep |:[
Oooh
Enjoy
What kind ?
share cake
Okmy device barely has charge and I'm losing it so I'll force myself to sleep smh
Vanilla!! W strawberries in the icing or whatever it is
Ouh, Yum .
Night night... Or night morning the sun is sunning already
Goodnight .
I don't rlly like eating stuff w fruit in it aside from smoothies, but!! Cake
Mmm i need ake tmr lol
should've picked mercy
sneezes
Kitty was being a meowy lil boy bc he wanted me to pick him up
Awh
awh 🥰
Baby kitty .
creeper, aww man
I see what ya did in there
peak reference
i want to go to nepal
why is your voice echoing
I’m in an echo chamber
my plan to sleep all day didn’t work i woke up at 11am and now im really bored and cold and sad
hmm
real
Explodes
hi
i planned to wake up at 10 and only got up 20 minutes ago
hi guys
its cause you pulled an all nighter the other day
i went to bed at midnight, that should be a healthy amount of sleep
i need to get that app that forces you do to maths problems before you can turn your alarm off
????
to force you to wake up instead of just going right back to sleep
cos that's a big problem i have
there's an app like that??
apparently
a youtuber i watch mentioned it in a video but didn't name it
chat im bored.....
i made coffee
i drank all the coffee
What the hell man
shoulda shared
i am glutenous
Loser
its called mathe alarm clock
i got bassie and vee on floor 6 with a spring fever
Hiiii!
hii
hiii
How are yall? 🤗
being impatient about a cosplay delivery (none of it's supposed to arrive until at least saturday), hbuu 
oooooo!!!! Thats gonna be awesomeeee! 😍
the mask's supposed to arrive between March 28th and April 1st, and the rest of it's supposed to arrive between April 8th and 18th
why so late?
Thats so weird its coming at different times 😭
i ordered them from different stores so 
Ohhhhhh! Well that makes more sense 🙈
I’ve had things ordered from the same store and come at different times 🥲
Kitty inbetween my legs free me
wow wow yes ok yes yes ok yes ok yes wow i see impressive
hello.
helo
Had to make kittt get up.. sad times..
you're evil and cruel to kitty /silly
hello !!
i hate fire drills
being biscuited
meow at the baker
no !!
I had a good sleep
kitty layin
you must pay the cat tax!! /silly
AAUUUGGHH ITS COMING OUT ITS COMING OUUUGHGHTTTTWWWWAAAAAA
oughhhhh aghhhhh ow
??
un oughhh aghhhh ows you
soewybthatwasme
Bro i’m gonna have the best night tonight like ever
hi
my discord is acc bugging
theyre having issues with it connecting

heh
???
it's gen, i sorta expect hehs from xem atp
shhhhhh..
i wanted to send a screenshot but the gc is just gone
i un ough agh ow'd it
gangcord
Nosy ????????
??
i tried
here, ruby
i jsuthit the jackpooooot

2 off my bassie hunt teammates died in dyle floor
me
do u guys like my status
yes
Discord is making it look like everyone either left the server or blocked me uhm .
fr

5 seconds from tearing someone limb from limb fucking neighbors keep playing their loud ass music and i live in an APARTMENT
this is an apartment not a goddamn club holy shit have some fucking respect
play your music louder
It did at first like what did i do ......
Good old ranboos discord.. blows dust off book…haven’t been here in donkeys years!😂😂😂
Oh my
oh your
hello chuds
🫏
Sure .
Hello, Kiri .
heyoo
I LOVE ALL THE IRON LUNG BEHIND THE SCENES
Last time was here was like … 2021? I think…. wow Time goes by so fast!
me when i lie
i drank 5 litres of coffee
don't explode
oh good luck bro
ough ow
It’s so i can stay awake until 2am
bro with that amount of energy you could run down the M9 and keep up with the cars
un ough ows you
why do you need to stay up till then
M9 was the second one that came to mind
i never been on the m9
the M25 was the first ofc
No also mmm coffee .
but you could run down that and be faster than the cars without coffee
twwoooo (in the average harry way)
I think an organ is bullying me magically teleport me a new one
I want coffee but we ran out of stuff . 🥹
thank Yo
kitty making noises
using my telepathy to get you a new organ
Anyway i’m staying up to that time specifically for reasons i can’t state here due to Terms Of Ranboo’s Service or something but it’s actually really intelligent
Squints .
Is it
i thought it through
Really well
Me
someone please
i need this cosplay nooowww
did a big burp and nobody was here to hear it but me…
I'm not ready for april fools it's gonna be so annoying
everyone in my secondary school:
Eugh do not remind me .
oh it’s almost april
was your secondary school known for burping?????
Unfortunately yeah .
For a week after I'm gonna be like, watching a video and not realize it was posted on april 1st
The only thing I am excited about is new luluyam song .
i made a joke to the doppleganger that when i get famous i'm gonna schedule all my big announcements for April Fools
REAL .
Shourtney marriage style
no, but one of my lasting memories from there was being in class and just hearing some lad do a really loud burp in the courtyard
Shourtney marriage announcement was funny af Courtney was real for that
@azure thorn
WAIT THAT WAS COURTNEY'S IDEA???
i swear it seems more like a Shayne idea
“In the courtyard💂 🍵”
Yeah Shayne said so in his Last Meal video
hold i'll do a quick diagram of how my school was built
and i'll send in gangcord when i'm done
What why when huh why
BRO WHAT I DIDNT EVEN ASK YOU TO WHAT ARE YOU TALING ABOUT
i was mocking you💔💔💔
did you not mean it in the "why did you have a courtyard" way
No
i call it a courtyard cos idfk what else to call it
we had one too but we just called it courts or the quad
Never heard anyone say courtyard apart from maybe referring to the queen’s backgarden
blehh

that’s me fr
real
Helooo
waves
frosty i see you
Mrrr
this music is so ass
listen to will wood
what kinda music is will wood
so. picture a gay person
Will wood ......
sitting at a piano
i'm fond of the little head movement he does there
what
smells LOOLLLLLLLLL
IFNGKFMF
thomas the tank engine lowk looks scared to be alive
I fucking hate thomas the tank engine
And it’s even worse that my legal name is a shortened version of thomas so everyone js calls me thomas the tank engine i’m actually gonna cry
He’s so fucking ugly
i would be too if i were meant to be a train but gained sentience and was still forced to be a train by some humans who use me and my friends
Joseph May
whomst
ah
and Mortefi
the only voice actor i know from Thomas the Tank Engine is the narrator (he was a beatle)
oh real ppl call me various characters with the same first name it gets. annoying.
rip
what.
James May’s evil train loving brother
lmao that was my first thought
my friend can do a really funny ringo impression
i love it
do they just throw drumsticks across the room and shout "i've got blisters on my fingers!"
the only impressions i can do are all from spongebob which. isn’t that impressive. I’m just autistic
No he just goes “hi i’m ringo im a massive wet wipe” or smth
REAL AND BASED
happy THIRSDAY!!! it’s gonna be a GREAT DAY!!! full of GREAt opportunities!!!!
oh i can’t WAIT to start my morning later with an AMAZING breakfast! this is such a great opportunity!? Life is GREAT!
a GREAT breakfast with a GREAT view❤️❤️
2 hours
I have! a bowl of peanuts
share
so it's been half an hour, and i still have no tea
getting a bit hungry though so i might go down and make a bowl of cereal too
do it right now
can't, give me 5 minutes
ugh fine ig /silly
No!!

I keep getting scam texts about tmobile.. My house already has tmobile leave me alone..
i'll always love the scam text i got once that was like "you paid too much tax last year, here's where you can go to get your money back" like. brother i was 13 at the time i barely knew what tax was
i get a bunch about "you have a parking ticket you need to pay go to this link by the end of [same day of the text] or else" like.... y'all i don't gotta car i dont even have a drivers permit
Hello people do any of y’all by any chance know how to get the data off of a 34 year old 3.5 floppy disk I found in the disk storage of my word processor
aghhh ow
I pspspsps'd at Lacey n she came over n then I pet her and she started yelling
hi
she was just yappin
is it werking is it werking
no
fred flintstone
that was my first message in this chat, had to be nonchalant bc i was too anxious
thanks !! :D
The first spam call I ever got was about student loans mind you I was like 12 years old so .
I did not have student loans !!
damn 12 yr old with student loans.... that's such a funny concept cause that implies the 12 yr old is in college
Right .
sheldor
Ah yes, Sheldor .
isnt that the plot of young sheldon
idk i've never watched it
i avoid that franchise like the plague
i haven't watched it either and i've only watch the big bang theory as background noise so
my cousin used to do that, but then i got her on Brooklyn Nine Nine with the peakest autism representation (Holt)
who's more autistic captain raymond holt or doctor gregory house
i'm gonna say house
they have different flavours of autism tbf
but house still has the upper hand, even just a little
we love a king with rbf
I really need to talk more in here
yap
Yapping is scary
real
i.. i say as i'm yellow..
unrelated but y'all ever look at something you've made and think "...how tf did i make that??" like in a good way
The self portrait I did a few years ago specifically the eyes part
I don't know how I did those eyes and I've never gotten eyes that realistic again
yeah
i look at half my pieces and think "...there's no way i actually did that... like.. no way..."
and yet, i did. somehow. apparently
dare i say audhd
Mhm .
I do it with my websites . Even though I later grow to be embarrassed of my pride I had for them originally sigh .
un agghh ouches you
aesher hi

stares at you with big ol eyes
well i know what delivery company is gonna be delivering one part of the cosplay
save me, it's gonna get trashed /hj
ouchy

explodes
Solar climbed on me and put his butt in my face..
Pffttt

smh

he made biscuits n now he's layin n purrin n got his legs in my face
aww 🥰
he sleepy
he’s so cute ♥️🥰
sprawled out on me like a cat bed..
babyyyy ♥️
butt in my face again..
ello chat
the cookie run moba game released today
ooooo
I hate this new discord update
Good morning
Good morning
which update?
real
Added a huge ”add friend” button into profiles that’s ugly as hell
watch me fatfinger a frq because of that
The call button is right next to it too
omg literally me rn
lol
hi
think about cake
i currently have 67% research on shelly😭
Haiii
Hello. - Zephyr/Philza.
Hru
I am okay. The body has a headache and is tired so we are a bit drained. How are you? - Zephyr/Philza.


sometimes i think
real
Rubs belly
I do not think therefore i do not am
i'm so hungry
Same
incredible whats that like
I’m making buldak noodles
they have stuff here but i forgot to bring money
ooh i want one... share..

I only have 2 eggs left! Theyre all mine!
I would give this a sob reaction but i cant so here you go 😭
Crow 

Mac n cheese last night
I think I put in too much milk but it was still yum
Just kinda liquidy
we got bassie 4 times in our current run
floor 26 in a matchmaking run
we died to pebble
this bassie is saying she wants to be a rock
oh..
HAPPY RANBOO DAY 
I only ate cereal
cereal.
that reminded me i need to put my dinner in the oven
chicken and cheese wraps with potato waffles
Ooooooo yummy
it will be
That actually does sound good.
🤤
Streeeetch
Stupid youtube keeps turning off captions
tf are my parents watching bro, i just heard sudden loud prolonged screaming from the tv downstairs
Doing leylines with my anemo-pyro team, the pyro slime of evil and hate:
Mb .
That is me projecting my thoughts into your tv .
i mean. mood
Yeah I definitely typed that right the first time .
i saw what you typed but i don't rember it
Shhhh
erm. continuing my mha rewatch and uh. why does it say Episode 22 released on Jan 2, 2001
you had to be there
😭
sorry that was me
skill issue
damn we all just. share the same braincell huh

Maybe .
DAMN IT MY . I FORGOT MY HEADPHONES .
NOOOO
very fitting gif
Indeed .
MARKKK
Please do not ping me .
chat pick a number 1-7
5
6
WTH IS THIS DUMBASS UPDATE DISCORD
Im definitely gonna missclick and accidentally friend someone
7
ok now 1-4
2
ok thanks

SORRY

21
Im finally awake -
someone i know used to be really really transphobic to me, but today he said, "wait, i've been calling you by your deadname, what's your real name?" and then apologized for deadnaming me for so long.
this means so much to me im so happy
jckfkvkf thats honestly great
we love character development
stop that.
:(
freak 
sn....snip snip.....
WHAT..

i love an inside joke

yes you get it

why so devious
let’s all be devious and not tell aesher or micheal
…
minecraft
...
devious c1 
HELP aesher look up devious in emotes... theres a freak (derogatory) in there...

need a devious jester emote
need my freak (affectionate)
need my freak
your freak (ourple)
how do i get my laptop to keep playing spotify when it goes on uh idk what its called like when the screen goes dark

sleep? uh i don't think you can
can we describe ourselves like that too
me yes, you technically?
well it was doing it earlier and then idk ig it just didnt feel like it anymore??
spins

oh this pfp is Amazing
ok spotify heard me talking shit and it stopped working
..sorry spotify please continue working..
guys wishbone deluxe is out tonight im so excited i hope we get more wilbran
makes your spotify work with my awesome psychic powers 
wait why technically
i'm very ourple, idk just how ourple you are
but you're at least a little ourple so 
un-owies you
Got my damn headphones . Oh lobotomized kirishima .
DUDE I WENT ON PINTEREST TO FIND A PFP AND ITS ALL JUST THIS GACHA GUY..?
organ of evil and hate..
It's ouchy to bend down but I must! I must pick up the little animal guys
Heheheh
lobotomised kirishima is a certified chud
WHAT THE HELL SPOTIFY .
WHY ARE YOU PLAYING CONAN GRAY . 🥹
Whatever this is fine ......
speak up.. i kneoe you hate merree
No no no ......
Im gonna explode i just did something so embarrassing
Oh ?
Discord I did NOT click that
Anyways
Leveled up from skeleton meme Sandrone hooray
Next month I'll be yellow trust
trust
Oh I can't be your lover on a leash, Every other week when you please ...... 🥹
Song lyrics for anyone who does not know ok .
leash .. heh
No .
sorry ok ill leave
Definitely not .
every app wants everyone dead
Pfft
why not
deserves it
woooow..

evil..
Does he contain thoughts
i don’t think so
and that's all the proof we need /silly
also i know it's meant to be like. prison jumpsuit, but why is he dressed like Chell Portal
put the boy in a prison
solar on me
blinks
why
looked at your picture and cried like a baby
meow at the solar
no
i forgot this was a lyric and thought you just said this 😭😭
strange odd feeling in my middle finger
left the room the second that you walked in something like a fever dream
Can kitty pls stop jumping off of me
can uquiz stop fuckin reloading..
Got coffee thank gods .

It hates you .
Cats cannot do that .
physically impossible
I think they are wired to torture each other as much as possible .
physically
Never a calm moment .......
They used to :(
Yayyy
chicked yippee
boooo tomato tomato
whaddahell
Wowww
yawnss
honestly tho
Mine do
It really depends on the cats I feel .
dies
Some cats get along and love other cats . Some cats would rather die than ever be in the vicinity of an other cat . It depends .
what if i make popcorn and put chocolate in it
Do it .
okay !!!!!
popcorn yummy
My cat cuddles me
Gimme me some popcorn pwease
share?
WE’RE OUT OF POPCORN 🥹🥹🥹
hows everyones day going ??
Nooo ......
Awwwww😭
NOOOOOO!!.
Its been ok
Man i hste when we run out of popcorn
So here yall go 🍿🍿🍿
Theres some popcorn
i dont normally have popcorn at my house
heh
I do
yippee !!
^^
lol
real
NYAN CAT SONG IS GOING TO BE ADDED TO PJSEKAI
its originally a hatsune miku vocaloid song and its iconic
the momo monome version thay was used for nyan cat is mor epopular though
lowk real
i keep going from dms to this server lol

Tumblr pls .
Lmaooo
hi chat!
hi Frosty!!
hi frosty!!!!!
hi frosty!!
why is he so <3
smh
. . .
I want friends other than my parents, does anyone here play Pokémon Go?
pretty please
sadly i do not
i haven't played it since covid
Guys
omg Thatchy is here
me
kitty walked away :(
Aesher
Why oceans
i’m waving
okay 😔
what if i wanna oceaniate you
🌊
Then i’ll ocean you

actually nvm dont i dislike the ocean
Yeah ur getting oceaned bro
lowk thought this was a rat sniffingn another rat's ass
I hate how almost everything is on streaming sites now ok bye .
Why is my sister stil on call it’s 10pm
why not
bru i've been on call at 2am, that's not hard
i didn’t say it was hard What r u chatting bruv
be louder
let’s take deep breaths
NO !!!
oh okay
Should I finally give in and let this phone do a system update or continue to ignore its pleas .
no
ignore it
innit… These gewts
IGNORE IT
Surely it will not hurt it to ignore its pleas for mercy yes .
ahem. i mean. ignore it if you want
Eventually it will prolly do it itself but meh I have been ignoring it since I got the phone .
it’s shower time ..
System updates typically make everything worse .
goodbye world…..
Goodbye ...
what garfield emoji

real
I ?
OH FUCK .
SORRY FOR PING I .
Phew .
i see it a lot. hashtag guitarist
I use it a lot . I like it .
put the capo on the 2nd fret and make people guess whether you're about to play Wonderwall or Norwegian Wood
well you don't really have to guess with me
fun fact, i refused to learn Wonderwall for the first like year and a half of learning guitar
why
Saw wood and my brain autofilled to will wood .
will wood
overplayed, usually it's the first song people learn and then they don't learn anything else cos it's a relatively good song
yknow the joke about "anyway, here's wonderwall"
aesher do you know any beatles songs?
on the guitar?
yes
will wood....
will wood
can anyone explain why discord updated the profiles to a big ass “add friend” button
its annoying asf
Discord does sucm
i mean… true
Omg discord calls werent working for me and my frienss one day and it pmooo
I do accidentally call my friends
nah cause same i almost hit call so often </3
MARKKKKK
hi
I lub markkkk
oh my
Haiiii hruuu
tired
I feel u
still got work to do AAAAA
Im writing an essay for college 😭😭😭
damn
Heheh .
is he actually...
Heh
......
reminds me of a character
im gonna cancel him /j
Oh ?
you'll never guess who it is
getting hehful, i see
starts with H
ends with arumasa
Spare me....
💭
the hehs are contagious
Ah .....
Yes !
guys i'm so tired
i'm not used to going back to my old sleep schedule after having a reasonable one for an entire week
mood
can you sleep soon or no?
me
nope 😭 got work
i gotta make a BLUEPRINT bruh and i've barely started
Chop chop i guess .
chop chop like... French Revolutiom style or..??
Sure .
OOH YES
finally
Coming up with new dnd character ideas instead of drawing Robin
idk what clothes to give him
I hate this guy.. I don't understand him.. (my creation)
Grgrgrh
help me......
I fear I cannot ..... I cannot even figure out my guys .
Stupid dumbasses need to figure themselves out and get their own identities .
Do not rely on me to do it idk what I am doing - the guy who decided to make ocs in the first place .
Oh my .

Me too .
I might mess around on strawpage and ignore what I actually need to be doing .
Noooo be free .. let your creations be wild, if it makes sense to you then that’s all that matters 
Seb Lowe and his obsession with torturing his fans with song demos and being like "do you want this" YES bro 
james marriott core
hello chuds
what does that mean btw
Oop
I looked it up and it said canibalistic humanoid underground dweller
JFNRIFMF
WHAT
the horse people from rick and morty
i’m scared to know what that is
Idk I haven’t updated my lexicon, I’m not up to date on what chud means
ive understood it to mean a lazy person and probably other stuff but i have no idea if thats right
yawnsss
So it’s not canibalistic humanoid underground dweller, noted
yeah no lol
I just burst out laughing, First thing I see mind you .

oh look who it is..
What…
me always
I almost dropped my hot pocket on the floor bru .






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