i forget who it was, but i saw a video of someone saying like. "i don't like the word couch because it sound like ouch"
#chatroom-1
swift condor
solid juniper
Help .
covert olive
i dont say it
flint gate
i was supposed to get up at 9pm it is now 2am oh No
sonic grail
I forgot I was in public and just randomly blurted out Couch 
The lady in front of me looked back so confused
covert olive
lol
sonic grail
Anyways apparently I pronounce it like Kauch
covert olive
i just got jumpscared so badly help
azure thorn
what happened
flint gate
i just got jumpscared so badly help
Sory
solid juniper
Fights SoundCloud .
swift condor
fights Sid
solid juniper
👊
flint gate
fights Sid
Who
swift condor
you
solid juniper
WHY AM I STUCK IN THIS SERVER DISCORD .
covert olive
what happened
im watching my friend pika play fnaf
azure thorn
WHY AM I STUCK IN THIS SERVER DISCORD .
you're mot getting out
swift condor
WHY AM I STUCK IN THIS SERVER DISCORD .
discord wants you to socialise
solid juniper
RELEASE MEEEE
flint gate
WHY AM I STUCK IN THIS SERVER DISCORD .
solid juniper
solid juniper
🥹
swift condor
aughh i've got 4 weeks to make four 90-second films for uni
flint gate
aughh i've got 4 weeks to make four 90-second films for uni
just drop out
solid juniper
I keep blinding myself owowow .
flint gate
that’s what i did and look how smart i Am
sonic grail
Almost made it through tsa let’s go 
azure thorn
yooo
swift condor
that’s what i did and look how smart i Am
well i was thinking about it, but now i'm definitely not
flint gate
I would like everyone to know i am 12 levels away from being bogey colour
swift condor
a bogey is a part of a train
swift condor
oh sorry i meant bogie
flint gate
Yeah u should be sorry stop ragebaiting me
swift condor
the bit the wheels are attached to
swift condor
Yeah u should be sorry stop ragebaiting me
but what if it's fun as hell
flint gate
Well i’ll do what i did to my irl friend and lie on top of you until you stop
intimidation technique
swift condor
you're probably like half my height bro
flint gate
Bro i’m 5’9
swift condor
eh still shorter than me
flint gate
how tall are you then
azure thorn
eh still shorter than me
ur above avg height bro
swift condor
5'10
swift condor
ur above avg height bro
so's sid?
covert olive
ooh
flint gate
are you lowkenuinely fr
swift condor
i think average in the uk is 5'8
swift condor
are you lowkenuinely fr
genuinely i'm 5'10
flint gate
i think average in the uk is 5'8
For women it’s 5’5 You silly plonker
and i’m afab so 😜😜😜😜
swift condor
either way you're above average
azure thorn
i'm 4'11
flint gate
I’m better than you
sonic grail
Imagine being short couldn’t be me
azure thorn
ATAB. assigned troll at birth
azure thorn
buy seven inch boots then buy me a pairs]
sure
flint gate
i'm 4'11
bro my 52 year old mother is taller than you she’s 5’2 and has arthritis how have you managed
azure thorn
bro my 52 year old mother is taller than you she’s 5’2 and has arthritis how hav...
genetics
sonic grail
ACAB assigned cryptid at birth
swift condor
ACAB assigned cryptid at birth
ME, BRO
sonic grail
Oh wait 
flint gate
I was gonna say “arab assigned ratboy at birth” But then i was like wait no that’s a real thing
muted elbow
AEAB assigned eldritch at birth
flint gate
Help i
swift condor
ME
swift condor
AEAB assigned eldritch at birth
THAT'S ME
swift condor
i have been
flint gate
swift condor
male, autism, adhd, eldritch, cryptid
flint gate
Idk when i’m gonna be born probably soonish
azure thorn
I was assigned “???” At birth
assigned "what is this" at birth
flint gate
assigned "what is this" at birth
sonic grail
Wait now im genuinely curious hold up m gonna ask my mum
swift condor
assigned "what is this" at birth
that's me too
azure thorn
guys i was actually assigned baby at birth
flint gate
hasty owl
i was assigned shitbag at birth
muted elbow
what if i explode
covert olive
<:vp_rat_sleep:1213924996129230919>
i thought that was a brain and then i tought it was gary the snail
hasty owl
LMFAOOOO
covert olive
idk help
swift condor
what if i explode
explodes you
muted elbow
wtf
swift condor
muted elbow
that is not pal behavior of you
sonic grail
I was wrong apparently I was assigned “U” at birth
swift condor
you never meow at the kitties
muted elbow
This is unjust
flint gate
assigned unjust at birth
covert olive
assigned revelution by the beatles at birth
swift condor
ME
solid juniper
KILL TALKBACK . ( accessibility tool. )
swift condor
solid juniper
KILL TALKBACK . ( accessibility tool. )
Mfer pmo .
covert olive
https://tenor.com/Gv7l.gif
thats been stuck in my head for a week not complaining tho
swift condor
thats been stuck in my head for a week not complaining tho
it's been stuck in mine for like. 2 years
it never lets you go once it's got its claws in you
covert olive
sounds about riht
sonic grail
Apparently it stands for unknown/undetermined so technically m not wrong when I say assigned “???” (Aka wtf is this) at birth
swift condor
real
covert olive
lol
swift condor
flint gate
swift condor
i need to do my workouts, but i'm. tired
swift condor
i keep misreading that 
fair chasm
ive just realised i never talked here hi
Sup, welcome
keen ledge
i say as though my dn hasn't been this for like a year
fair tbh
ok what the heck i could of sworn there was a ping in this server and i cannot find it
i may be just going insane 🤷
swift condor
might've been someone accidentally pinged and then deleted it?
or they pinged and got automodded maybe
muted elbow
thinking about ryan gosling space movie
muted elbow
My kitty son ran out the bathroom cuz I sneezed
muted elbow
He returned and made me hold him
muted veldt
swift condor
https://tenor.com/view/kasane-teto-teto-kasane-birdbrain-bird-brain-vocaloid-gif-3504869763420669398
loud cove
hi
fair chasm
Morning!
loud cove
morning
swift condor
fair chasm
How’s everyone
azure thorn
i have to get up but this guy...
turbid dune
good morning.. cat on lap
upbeat coyote
oh that's fun
swift condor
oh that's the only Doctor sticker they have 😭
upbeat coyote
solid jackal
Hihi
muted elbow
Being purred at
swift condor
meow at
upbeat coyote
purr back
azure thorn
so bored
swift condor
swift condor
real
hasty owl
loud cove
hasty owl
im going to beat everyone up
covert olive
oh
shy kiln
shy kiln
?
plucky swallow
nvm
shy kiln
okay..
hasty owl
Why is someone bullying someone?
i’m not being fr lmfao 😭
solid juniper
im going to beat everyone up
Gen no .
muted elbow
smh
flint gate
She got a smile that it seems to me
muted elbow
Solar kitty lay on me
muted elbow
fake news
swift condor
kiel: Gen yes .
tchaikovsky no...
tchaikovsky YES 
solid juniper
Bru I almost put my hand through a window because I tripped fml .
solid juniper
Bru I almost put my hand through a window because I tripped fml .
Window in the most inconvenient place possible on the damn wall .
hasty owl
freak
solid juniper
Mrghhhh
swift condor
real
uneven palm
dark chocolate is so good
muted elbow
strrrrretch
cyan rapids
Hi chat... I never talk here 
shy kiln
Hello. - Till.
muted elbow
solid juniper
dark chocolate is so good
Truth .
muted elbow
being meowed at..
swift condor
muted elbow
I must get back on the Ezrah grind
swift condor
solid juniper
Mrrrp
swift condor
real
muted elbow
meow meow meow
hasty owl
hehehehe
solid juniper
AWH TOMATO CAT .
solid juniper
Booo
solid juniper
" thunder in the vicinity " it says whilst it is DEAD silent .
swift condor
oh i had thunder earlier
solid juniper
" thunder in the vicinity " it says whilst it is DEAD silent .
There is a car ? Not thunder though .
We have a tornado watch .
FIVE WEATHER WARNINGS ???
swift condor
FIVE WEATHER WARNINGS ???
four smthn smthn, three french hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree
solid juniper
Pfft
Four uh something dancing I think .
Uh . Fuck hold on it is gonna bug me .
Heh 67 miles away .......
swift condor
calling birds
hasty owl
boooo throw tomatoes at gen
WHATDUD I DOvv
swift condor
blinks at you
hasty owl
bites you????
swift condor
i feel like there was some escalation between those 2 messages
hasty owl
i’m in a hostile mood
swift condor
well. get out of it? /silly
hasty owl
because SOMEONE.. is driving me insane..
solid juniper
wait i forgot her username
.eylsia
Not gonna ping her cuz that feels mean but yeah .
hasty owl
I ALWAYS SPELL IT WRONG
covert olive
wait i forgot her username
i thought you were sid for a sec help
hasty owl
hi it’s me sid ratboy 0
swift condor
i thought you were sid for a sec help
hasty owl
its not its actually gen but i bet i fooled you
dense lotus
i don't want to be at work
swift condor
oh here it comes
flint gate
When you really think about it peeing is like basically just spitting
dense lotus
but i must for 6.5 more hours
dense lotus
When you really think about it peeing is like basically just spitting
erm actually no
covert olive
its not its actually gen but i bet i fooled you
i was so fooled man wow
hasty owl
When you really think about it peeing is like basically just spitting
what the hell sure
flint gate
erm actually no
Ok are you Einstein. No
dense lotus
Ok are you Einstein. No
i studied the digestive system :D
swift condor
Ok are you Einstein. No
neither are you, midlands boy
flint gate
i thought you were sid for a sec help
hi lol (i have a mommy voice btw)
Thats a joke.
dense lotus
i'll arm your dillo
flint gate
YAAYYY WEHN!!!!!
dense lotus
hell nah don't give him the right to bear arms
hasty owl
woah woah woah
dense lotus
nooooo he bear arms 😢😢😢 what has america come to
swift condor
what
hasty owl
imcriny
dense lotus
sorry work is making me gi crazy
flint gate
aesher
covert olive
hi lol (i have a mommy voice btw)
hello phreshboyarmadillo
flint gate
I got a new bio does it bang
swift condor
sorry work is making me gi crazy
you're in rancord, you've been crazy for ages
dense lotus
you're in rancord, you've been crazy for ages
i have a broken fridge
covert olive
cool
hasty owl
i have a broken fridge
then you dont have to worry about it running away
flint gate
fuck you all Then
azure thorn
I got a new bio does it bang
i thought you were a hippopotamus
swift condor
I got a new bio does it bang
if by "does it bang" you mean "does it make you want to bang your head against a wall" then. yeah
dense lotus
then you dont have to worry about it running away
ahahahashah!!!
flint gate
i thought you were a hippopotamus
since when have i ever been a hippo
azure thorn
since when have i ever been a hippo
hippo
flint gate
if by "does it bang" you mean "does it make you want to bang your head against a...
Bang as i’m . Does it make u go liek woa? Sid got some bangers
swift condor
sid got no bangers
dense lotus
don't work at starbucks guys
hasty owl
just like me
dense lotus
im about to explode on impact
swift condor
the only bangers sid's got are bangers and mash
flint gate
sid got no bangers
Your mums got hella bangers tho
hasty owl
)HELP
dense lotus
the only bangers sid's got are bangers and mash
mash potato
flint gate
swift condor
Your mums got hella bangers tho
she is uh married
flint gate
oh don’t even get me started On bangers and mash
swift condor
mash potato
yes, good job
flint gate
she is uh married
Yeah same ?
swift condor
weren't you having a whole conversation about being canadian the other week
hasty owl
people can be more than one thing boy
flint gate
canadian? I sure hope she does? yh
flint gate
people can be more than one thing boy
Yeah like
what’s this gewt on
Right ? so why does everyone always leave when i talk
swift condor
hasty owl
its ok they do this to me too
lunar yarrow
People scary </3
covert olive
its ok they do this to me too
who is you pfp
solid juniper
Right ? so why does everyone always leave when i talk
They do this to me sometimes also .
flint gate
They do this to me sometimes also .
innit..
Kiel ur like my other half frf❤️🩹❤️🩹❤️🩹
These jits r inferior to us
solid juniper
They do this to me sometimes also .
Yesterday every server I talked in had everyone vanish when I said something and I was boiling in fury .
covert olive
wow
uneven palm
the only bangers sid's got are bangers and mash
radiohead mentioned
flint gate
Yesterday every server I talked in had everyone vanish when I said something and...
TS HAPPENS TO ME IN CHOCOCRITTERS or they js ignore me like i could say “Hi” 50 times and NOTHING
solid juniper
REAL OH MY GODS .
flint gate
Like what did i do bruh
hasty owl
who is you pfp
norton from identity 5 ^_^
solid juniper
REAL OH MY GODS .
Me and one of my other friends constantly bitch about this because wth guys ......
solid juniper
Like what did i do bruh
Right like hello ???
covert olive
norton from identity 5 ^_^
ooh cool
hasty owl
chococritters pmo..
swift condor
“make sure to include people in conversation guys!!” Ok am i not “people”???
no you're sid
solid juniper
REAL . I am glad it is not just me and some others having this issue . It is universal chococritters SUCKS .
flint gate
It’s not fair i’m going to start a new generation it’s called Generating Armadillos and everyone pretends to be armadillos
WHERE IS MY WIFI
solid juniper
REAL . I am glad it is not just me and some others having this issue . It is uni...
The way some of the mods act lowk pmo too but shhhh .......
flint gate
The way some of the mods act lowk pmo too but shhhh .......
I silently agree.. you didn’t hear that from me…
solid juniper
🙏
flint gate
no you're sid
hasty owl
LMFOAOAOA
covert olive
oh...nice sid
hasty owl
i love that emoji
swift condor
ofc you do
flint gate
ehat foes that even mean
Midlands slang
hasty owl
i see…….
flint gate
Just means like. Bro. but slightly more insulting
Well it’s not insulting but when ppl use it it tends to be a playful insult
swift condor
Midlands slang
you continue to baffle me
flint gate
you continue to baffle me
gewt is BAFFLED😳😳😳
hasty owl
you da real goat sid
swift condor
no gen, don't heart that
flint gate
dawg you gotta hop on our midlands slang i think it would baffle you if you ever came to my town
swift condor
if i ever came to your town, i would do a 180 and go straight back home
flint gate
good luck finding ur way home our train station don’t even got working trains
swift condor
well i've got working legs, even if barely
muted elbow
solid juniper
I thought a cat was meowing . It was my breathing bro .
solid juniper
I thought a cat was meowing . It was my breathing bro .
" who is ..... oh. "
muted elbow
you are cat
solid juniper
I am !
flint gate
well i've got working legs, even if barely
Good luck . you gotta get through telford tho
bro my whole bed smells like farts
i’m so confused
swift condor
Good luck . you gotta get through telford tho
i've been through llanberis, i can get through telford
flint gate
I want to play mahjong
muted elbow
My fingers vs My urge to keep my nails short at all times (I messed them up again ow)
flint gate
i've been through llanberis, i can get through telford
i’m going to manc on the 28th🤯🤯🤯
For the first tiem everrrrrr
covert olive
ooooh
solid juniper
My fingers vs My urge to keep my nails short at all times (I messed them up agai...
We are complete opposites wow . I cannot stand to have short nails because it feels weird . 🥹
flint gate
Aesher u ever been to pontins
muted elbow
sometimes I make them too short and then I suffer
flint gate
Wait i cant stand long nails
swift condor
i’m going to manc on the 28th🤯🤯🤯
oh damn good luck
flint gate
i fucking hate them idk how people have them I actually can’t
covert olive
Wait i cant stand long nails
than sit
solid juniper
sometimes I make them too short and then I suffer
I get that . I always mess up when I do have to cut them and then wallow in misery .
muted elbow
I wore fake nails ONCE never again
uneven palm
bro my whole bed smells like farts
whoever smelt it dealt it
muted elbow
they were cool af to look at though
flint gate
I get that . I always mess up when I do have to cut them and then wallow in mise...
i’ll cut them for u❤️
covert olive
oh thank you i would love some raw chicken
solid juniper
My nails are authentic and odd .
flint gate
whoever smelt it dealt it
Well yeah i’d be concerned if there was someone other than me in my room farting at 10pm
solid juniper
HELP
hasty owl
LMFAO
covert olive
lol
uneven palm
Well yeah i’d be concerned if there was someone other than me in my room farting...
you never know
flint gate
Never said i didn’t fart
swift condor
flint gate
right.
flint gate
https://tenor.com/view/pestrica-pestrica-r-jester-explosion-explosion-meme-gif-8...
Who is circumference and why did the Queen knight him
azure thorn
what
hasty owl
what is circumference
flint gate
YOOOOO ACEEEEEEEEEE
uneven palm
circle
azure thorn
what is circumference
the length of the outside of circle
flint gate
No the circumference is the edge of an circle
uneven palm
measure the circumference of the circle
meager hamlet
no thanks
azure thorn
pi is circumference of a circle divided by its diametre
uneven palm
i'm getting dreadful gcse maths flashbacks
covert olive
pi is circumference of a circle divided by its diametre
i love pi its my fav
azure thorn
i miss maths
flint gate
My joke was that circumference is pronounced “sir-come-fer-runce” And when the queen knighted a man there would be Sir at the start. Of his name.
uneven palm
i miss maths
one in a milliom
flint gate
i miss maths
Miss u too
azure thorn
My joke was that circumference is pronounced “sir-come-fer-runce” And when the q...
i was gonna make a joke but i remembered where this is
covert olive
lol
uneven palm
LMAO
azure thorn
🩷
flint gate
i was gonna make a joke but i remembered where this is
Gangcord
say it there Please i’m curious please please ?????
flint gate
boring
hasty owl
i was gonna make a joke but i remembered where this is
heh
flint gate
Aesher ace is dming me weird stuff
covert olive
euhw
azure thorn
Ace is so weird bruh….
you haven't seen the worst of it
uneven palm
ace is the no1 freak
azure thorn
gen can attest to that
swift condor
Aesher ace is dming me weird stuff
the usual
flint gate
Y ou see i would let my freak out but idk the level of acceptance gangcord has for it so i Won’t.
swift condor
why is your name maths now, i looked away for 2 seconds
azure thorn
why is your name maths now, i looked away for 2 seconds
because i miss it
flint gate
why is your name maths now, i looked away for 2 seconds
Ace said he missed me isn’t that so sweet❤️❤️
swift condor
gee i wonder why he's dming you weird shit
flint gate
No he dmed me ******* And i was like what and then he said **** *** ****** Like bruh that’s so weird
Wait i fucked it help me
covert olive
this cat is choking me
i thought you said you were chocking the cat
flint gate
SISCORD ITALICS
azure thorn
siscord
flint gate
I FUCKING HATE DISCORD I ACTUALLT HATE IT ADD ME ON FUCKJG FACEBOOK
swift condor
I FUCKING HATE DISCORD I ACTUALLT HATE IT ADD ME ON FUCKJG FACEBOOK
and you call me unc
azure thorn
bro said Facebook 💀
hasty owl
gangcord is not ready for my freak and never will be
flint gate
and you call *me* unc
Yeah cause u use skype
azure thorn
i thought Skype was retired lowk
flint gate
It’s only for like . Businesses now
swift condor
idk if it's retired now, but it was still up during covid
flint gate
can’t use skype if ur not associated with Linkedin
swift condor
because my piano teacher at the time did lessons on it
hasty owl
can’t use skype if ur not associated with Linkedin
wth
flint gate
I really need a wee but i’d like to talk to my Soulmate ace more
hasty owl
linkednin sucks bro indeed is better
covert olive
dont you hate when skype tries to assasinate your cat
azure thorn
can’t use skype if ur not associated with Linkedin
okay so only if you hate yourself and then if you also want to make your employment your entire personality
flint gate
Linkedin is funny cause i can find all my old school teachers on it
swift condor
linkednin sucks bro indeed is better
indeed is not fucking better, they keep giving me job offers that they know full well that i'm not even remotely qualified for
flint gate
okay so only if you hate yourself and then if you also want to make your employm...
I’m like really confused i’ve tried to re read this sentence for like a lot of times and i can’t understand tit
hasty owl
I JUST SAID “i love uou” TO MY SISTER AND SHE SAID THANKS?????
azure thorn
you say that to your siblings??
hasty owl
you say that to your siblings??
wrll yeah???
azure thorn
damn
flint gate
I JUST SAID “i love uou” TO MY SISTER AND SHE SAID THANKS?????
Thanks
covert olive
my siblings would beat me up /j
hasty owl
why wouldnt i say that to them
azure thorn
i forget people can have good relationships with their siblings
swift condor
flint gate
Kiel can you give me a big high five
solid juniper
Kiel can you give me a big high five
muted elbow
My brother says I love you to me a lot but I'm bad at being sappy so sometimes I say it back and sometimes I'm like
covert olive
https://tenor.com/ZnGCem1LSl.gif
real
flint gate
i forget people can have good relationships with their siblings
I have quite a good relationship with mine but she’s 20 and acts like a 12 year old on purpose So a lot of the time i do just crash out
azure thorn
sisdter
flint gate
Fuck you
swift condor
rude
flint gate
https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-high-five-okay-sour%27s-cat-cute-cat-gif-13717594...
Yay oh my god guys
solid juniper
WHY IS THERE A SEVERE THUNDER STORM WARNING NOTHING IS HAPPENING YOU IMBECILE .
flint gate
i just got a high five off engie and u guys didn’t
flint gate
i'm married
To me?
azure thorn
to that grind
hasty owl
to me
muted elbow
Kiel gimmie a high five
swift condor
zai could i have a high five specifically to prove sid wrong
azure thorn
and gen
flint gate
to that grind
Yh
hasty owl
WHY ARE YOU MY SISTER
flint gate
Who?
azure thorn
not anynore
flint gate
is gewt bugging????
hasty owl
ok so now i look crazy.
uneven palm
what
flint gate
Gewts trippin balls bruh
solid juniper
Kiel gimmie a high five
uneven palm
why are you now that grind
muted elbow
Cheered
flint gate
why are you now that grind
it’s a friggin packet yo
uneven palm
. what
flint gate
Cause i’m married 5to @azure thorn
swift condor
shut it, midlands boy
azure thorn
Cause i’m married 5to <@959239415601979492>
NO
flint gate
shut it, midlands boy
gewt gewtgewt gewt
uneven palm
ace has loads of marriage associates
hasty owl
ace you’re cheating on me AGAIN?
flint gate
Jit trippin jit trippin
azure thorn
ace you’re cheating on me AGAIN?
FYM AGAIN
swift condor
https://tenor.com/view/juniper-cat-high-five-gif-3558272626460203402
YAAAYYYY
solid juniper
Is that everyone .
swift condor
Is that everyone .
it is 
azure thorn
do you not remember.
okay wait. i have a really bad memory, you should know this
solid juniper
(^_^)
uneven palm
the raj incident
azure thorn
how'd you marry two people ace
ask gen
hasty owl
no dont ask me
uneven palm
ace can we marry next pld
covert olive
who am i ment to ask then hmm /j
azure thorn
sure twin
hasty owl
WHAT
azure thorn
the raj incident
wait ehat
hasty owl
ace we r divorced now
swift condor
who am i ment to ask then hmm /j
uh ask james
covert olive
jim
uneven palm
i got like 15 husbands now this is great
swift condor
no don't say that name, you'll get sid in that mood
covert olive
omg
swift condor
SHROOM WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
flint gate
JIM ROOT FROK SLIPNOTJIM ROOT JIM TOOT FORM SLIPKNOT
covert olive
oh nooo
flint gate
HES MY FAVORUTE HES MT MALRWIFE I FUCKING LOVEIM ROOT SO MUCH
azure thorn
ace we r divorced now
nuh uh
flint gate
Ok i’m done good evening everyone
uneven palm
i feel like elsa
flint gate
@azure thorn When’s our honeymoon?
azure thorn
i feel like elsa
are your parents okay
swift condor
i feel like elsa
let it grow wait no thats the lorax
azure thorn
like alive
uneven palm
are your parents okay
dawg
hasty owl
are your parents okay
twin.
azure thorn
WHAT
flint gate
are your parents okay
no of fucking course not because elsa’s parents are dead you plonker what an insensitive question to Tobi Elsa
uneven palm
i'm crine
azure thorn
HER PARENTS DIED
flint gate
Jesus you need to learn some manners
azure thorn
FYM NUH UH
we r not divorced
flint gate
Jesus: sorry
uneven palm
what's next ohh did you freeze your sister's heart get out of my buisness
whatever whatever i do what i want
swift condor
do i make a brew
uneven palm
yes
flint gate
It’s always “are ur parents okay” And never “do u wanna build a snowman” :/
azure thorn
well i was gonna ask if you almost caused an ice age but okay...
covert olive
do i make a brew
yes do it
flint gate
Don’t.
swift condor
i hear a yes from the crowd, i'm going to make a brew
azure thorn
HAHAHAH
uneven palm
It’s always “are ur parents okay” And never “do u wanna build a snowman” :/
it doesn't have to be a snowman tho bro
flint gate
it doesn't have to be a snowman tho bro
I’m gonna turn you into a fucking snowman Tobi
covert olive
https://tenor.com/view/sid-running-sid-ace-age-gif-5960189390697540149
sid
swift condor
he already is, have you heard how much he talks about being cold
uneven palm
I’m gonna turn you into a fucking snowman Tobi
i feel like one already
if u froze me i'd be olaf sized
wish i was marshmallow sized that'd be pretty tuff
swift condor
if we froze you, you'd be. frozen.
flint gate
he already is, have you heard how much he talks about being cold
I don’t pay attention to anyone but myself. I wallow in my own high self esteem and large ego. I enjoy seeing others miserable. I do not indulge in common practises of friendship.
swift condor
well that explains a lot
flint gate
ROGHT
azure thorn
if we froze you, you'd be. frozen.
everything's fucking frozen when you freeze it bru
hasty owl
we r not divorced
yed we are
flint gate
i’ll have you know i actually forcefully inserted myself into your guys’ group Because i had no friends.
azure thorn
yed we are
shhh shhh no it's okay
flint gate
I was lying i love indulging in
flint gate
yed we are
Gen we can?marry instead
hasty owl
i’ll have you know i actually forcefully inserted myself into your guys’ group B...
you didnt force it oomf you became our friend cus youre like awesome to be around #nocap
uneven palm
why are there so many marriages
azure thorn
"love is in the air" TEAR GAS
flint gate
you didnt force it oomf you became our friend cus youre like awesome to be aroun...
Technically i did because all i ever said to aesher for a month was his name
hasty owl
HELP
flint gate
And then like . idk. I already knew ace i can’t remember how he just kinda like forced me to be his friend ::///
uneven palm
can i object to every single marriage is that allowed
hasty owl
yes
flint gate
no
flint gate
I’m hot
azure thorn
debatable
flint gate
fuck you
azure thorn
debatable
hasty owl
https://tenor.com/view/ace-attorney-phoenix-wright-objection-capcom-gif-20965907
DID YOU KNOW THIS GAME IS CALLED ACE ATTORNEY
azure thorn
DID YOU KNOW THIS GAME IS CALLED ACE ATTORNEY
ofc twin
uneven palm
travelling from door to door to say actually you can't marry cuz um . one of u is in my lovely gaggle of blonde men
flint gate
mf you are in england
no my room. I
hot
flint gate
travelling from door to door to say actually you can't marry cuz um . one of u i...
door? like? the doors?
azure thorn
thats why i used to call you that
oh yeah
uneven palm
my door
hasty owl
mydei
azure thorn
who here is blond
swift condor
travelling from door to door to say actually you can't marry cuz um . one of u i...
"lovely gaggle of blonde men"
flint gate
who here is blond
i used to be
uneven palm
who here is blond
my gaggle of blonde men
hasty owl
did you see his White Day art
YESSSS
flint gate
i’m on the toilet right now If that help?
hasty owl
ugh p HELPEHAT
azure thorn
who tf
flint gate
Hi
uneven palm
"lovely gaggle of blonde men"
yes ... no other words to describe
hasty owl
mycat is attacking em
azure thorn
ugh p HELPEHAT
were you about to mention Phainon
hasty owl
were you about to mention Phainon
…..yes
uneven palm
my boyfriend is included but he is not blonde so he is honourary i guess
swift condor
mycat is attacking em
meow at
azure thorn
i'm so nice at this
azure thorn
my boyfriend is included but he is not blonde so he is honourary i guess
should've gotten him bleach on Friday
uneven palm
i'm going to bleach his hair in his sleep
slash JOKE
he can be brunette i guess . i'll js get him a wig
swift condor
i'm going to bleach his hair in his sleep
no tonetag, cancelling you bru /silly
hasty owl
when i grew up
uneven palm
yes .. ?
swift condor
he can be brunette i guess . i'll js get him a wig
i mean. that's what gene roddenberry did when the studio execs told him he can't have his wife play any more characters on star trek, he just put her in a blonde wig to sneak her past the execs
azure thorn
when i grew up
i was js waiting for you to send another message and you just. didn't
uneven palm
i read roddenberry as huckleberry strike me down omds
hasty owl
i thought one of you were gonna say “you didnt grow up haha get it because youre like 4’0!!!!”
swift condor
no we don't do that here
azure thorn
i thought one of you were gonna say “you didnt grow up haha get it because youre...
i'm not gonna say anything because you just soulread me
hasty owl
LMFAO.
flint gate
i’m playing with pompompurin slime
uneven palm
i thought one of you were gonna say “you didnt grow up haha get it because youre...
well i have no place to talk about height even if i wanted to crack a joke
azure thorn
gen is a parasite in my brain, listening to my thoughts
hasty owl
OMHNYGOT PARAAISTE
azure thorn
Paratise?
hasty owl
NONO
uneven palm
i’m playing with pompompurin slime
bru that's my goat
swift condor
azure thorn
anime?
hasty owl
LIEK MY!! username ok guys
azure thorn
ahh
flint gate
bru that's my goat
YAYYYYY
hasty owl
no body gets me ✌🏽✌🏽
covert olive
oooh
swift condor
LIEK MY!! username ok guys
blinks at you
covert olive
blinks out of sink
uneven palm
no body gets me ✌🏽✌🏽
why is discord telling me to celebrate our 2 year anniversary
hasty owl
I DONTKNOW IT KEEPS SAYINY THAT
muted elbow
blinks out of sink
why were you in the sink
uneven palm
happy 2 years lets get married
hasty owl
ive just spileld my water everywhete
muted elbow
unspill it
azure thorn
ive just spileld my water everywhete
my fault
swift condor
happy 2 years lets get married
John Watson in The Private Life of Sherlock Holmes (1970):
that's a lie actually, he suggested getting married because "people are talking about us"
muted elbow
Watson and Holmes are so husbands core
flint gate
i am now playing with kuromi slime
muted elbow
that's a lie actually, he suggested getting married because "people are talking ...
Excuses, he wants his nerd ass
hasty owl
phaidei i whisper
azure thorn
i am now playing with kuromi slime
this made me remember something
hasty owl
like a bug in ur ear
uneven palm
John Watson in The Private Life of Sherlock Holmes (1970):
@low fractal sherlock mentioned
swift condor
Excuses, he wants his nerd ass
it's not even a good excuse, if you want to stop gay rumours, you don't get married to the man you're rumoured to be gay with
azure thorn
phaidei i whisper
flint gate
this made me remember something
why
hasty owl
https://tenor.com/view/phainon-phainon-hsr-phainon-honkai-star-rail-mydei-mydei-...
THATS US!!!!!!
swift condor
<@797808647249854504> sherlock mentioned
i've told him about this already LMAO
azure thorn
https://tenor.com/view/phainon-phainon-hsr-phainon-honkai-star-rail-mydei-mydei-...
one of the few Phaidei GIFs that wouldn't get me nuked if i sent it here
covert olive
it's not even a good excuse, if you want to stop gay rumours, you don't get marr...
no no thats a pretty good excuse if i ever heard one
azure thorn
THATS US!!!!!!
so we're not divorced anymore? 🥹
muted elbow
it's not even a good excuse, if you want to stop gay rumours, you don't get marr...
Precisely!! "oh haha people think we're together.. we should get married so they stop thinking that.. because then they'll know we are"
hasty owl
so we're not divorced anymore? 🥹
i guess not..
flint gate
i’ve run out of bits
swift condor
go down screwfix then
flint gate
i feel the funny oozing out of me
hasty owl
ooze haha
azure thorn
i’ve run out of bits
Twitch viewers when they go broke:
flint gate
Twitch viewers when they go broke:
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
muted elbow
yawwnnnnn
hasty owl
meooooowwwww
azure thorn
im crine
swift condor
hasty owl
thankbuou
azure thorn
help it OKAY IT DID NOW
hasty owl
hasty owl
i leieve Love i love phaidei
swift condor
nuh uh
hasty owl
fym nuh uh
swift condor
flint gate
Yes mush get in thanks to the giant noisy helicopter circling my estate at 11 at night that was really helpful thanks❤️❤️❤️
hasty owl
theyre looking for you twin
uneven palm
Yes mush get in thanks to the giant noisy helicopter circling my estate at 11 at...
it's sleep ambience
flint gate
This is what i get for living right next to an army base
swift condor
relaxing helicopter over estate sounds for you to sleep to
hasty owl
tap into that new helicopter sleep phonk
swift condor
can this download hurry tf up 
i wish to sleep
covert olive
steal helicopter sid i beleive in you
flint gate
i don’t mind when they circle in like early summer mornings because the sound is really relaxing but in the dark uk winters i’d rather swan dive into a pile of used underwear
uneven palm
pop round army base for a cuppa and convince them to stop circling round your gaff
swift condor
pop round army base n go "y'alright corporal"
azure thorn
tap into that new helicopter sleep phonk
the what
flint gate
Trust ima remix ts on soundcloud
uneven palm
cheers mate ain't fond of the helicopters could you tone it down x
azure thorn
btw sid ur name has to be pingable
flint gate
Aesher how’s the weather up north
swift condor
it was raining but now it seems to be quiet
flint gate
btw sid ur name has to be pingable
Happy?
swift condor
there was thunder and lightning a few hours ago, but that seems to have been fuckin pointless
azure thorn
no
flint gate
there was thunder and lightning a few hours ago, but that seems to have been fuc...
REALLY????
swift condor
yes?
flint gate
wtf bruh
azure thorn
there was thunder after the lightning
covert olive
its so windy at my thingy
flint gate
We js had sun until 4 ish then it rained for like 10 minutes then stopped
swift condor
oh yeah no, we've had rain for most of the day
uneven palm
there was thunder and lightning a few hours ago, but that seems to have been fuc...
you have to be lying i didn't hear that
flint gate
Whattt we’ve had sun since monday
swift condor
it was horrid going round to my nan's to give her her flowers
swift condor
you have to be lying i didn't hear that
hold i'll dm you proof
flint gate
you have to be lying i didn't hear that
Think u might be deaf mush
uneven palm
nothing but rain i'm cold and i feel like a wet dog every time i go outside
bronze pollen
Meows
flint gate
what time was the lightning
uneven palm
Think u might be deaf mush
tbf i was prolly asleep
swift condor
what time was the lightning
like, the second it turned 7pm
bronze pollen
Yello
flint gate
tbf i was prolly asleep
me fr i slept through so many storms
flint gate
like, the second it turned 7pm
Wtf bruh we ain’t have none of that
It was dead still in the air it was quite nice
Somehow in the past week every yellow warning for the uk has narrowly missed us
muted elbow
Tadpole sleeping
swift condor
wish that was me
muted elbow
Thatch was hangin w dad's wife n he insisted she lift up the blanket so he could climb under
the creatures yearn for blanket time
uneven palm
me fr i slept through so many storms
average rainy autumn waking up at 2pm to ur mum asking if you heard the thunder at 10am . no i was fast asleep honk shoo
swift condor
flint gate
i like to lie down in the shower and pretend i’m waking up in the rain outside
muted elbow
uneven palm
at my boyfriend's on friday he said he'd wake me up at a reasonable time . he'd been up since 9am and woke me up at 3pm only cuz he was concerned i had been sleeping for over 12 hours . ? couldn't even wake me up at 1pm cheeky sod
let me sleep half the freaking day away
flint gate
I hate waking up past 1pm
i like waking up at like 11 or 12. 1 maybe, but 2??? That’s diabolical that’s like all my plans out the window
uneven palm
i typically wake up at 1 / 2 pm if not at college
swift condor
if it's a day where i'm not doing anything, expect me to be up at any point between 10am and 4pm
uneven palm
if it's a day where i'm not doing anything, expect me to be up at any point betw...
#real
muted elbow
yawwwwwn
covert olive
i wake up at like 9
muted elbow
make me not yanwful please..
flint gate
Thing is i do the same thing everyday and that’s leave house at 12, get to college courts at 12:30 and hang out with whoever is on break until 8pm
swift condor
make me not yanwful please..
give me all your yawnfulness
flint gate
i don’t even go to college
muted elbow
give me all your yawnfulness
yawning you
swift condor
i actually yawned wtf
covert olive
lol
muted elbow
mwahahahahah
swift condor
i want to write my detective yaoi. but i also want to write my many other projects. and need to write my uni projects
uneven palm
i have 5 days a week at college . my other friends get at least 1 day off but i don't and it pmo
swift condor
i have 5 days a week at college . my other friends get at least 1 day off but i ...
i get fridays off, and technically wednesdays cos they're just an hour of online class
covert olive
i need to make tea rq ill be back anyone want some snacks tea perhaps
swift condor
the online class is just ole Danny boy showing us films
like that Homage to Zgougou documentary i sent in gangcord a few weeks ago, the one Agnes Varda made about her cat
i'm. gonna do my hot water bottle
flint gate
BRO
flint gate
. . . Awesome .
muted elbow
Solar eepy
swift condor
me core
covert olive
background noise keeps me awake
i use a fan in the background when i sleep or else ill here every single random sound and i wont sleep
solid juniper
I need white noise constantly .
flint gate
noise when i’m sleeping just makes me feel like im floating
solid juniper
Interesting ......
flint gate
i tried listening to music to fall asleep but i kept feeing like i was falling backwards everytime i closed my eyes
swift condor
i can't sleep with noise in my room, but like. noise outside is amazing
flint gate
And my brain started making the song echo in my head
So the song was overlapping with my thoughts
muted elbow
I lowkey atp jus be watching smth in bed til I fall asleep
solid juniper
So the song was overlapping with my thoughts
Eugh that is horrid .
muted elbow
Last night I was watchin Jacob n Julia Drawfee play , star trucker or smth trucking in space they were
solid juniper
I cannot watch things to sleep because I cannot leave my phone plugged in . So it is just me, A fan, My thoughts, And whatever noise happens to be outside .
muted elbow
I'm drawing Ezrah guys dw put your worries at ease I'm drawing my guys
swift condor
🎉
covert olive
I cannot watch things to sleep because I cannot leave my phone plugged in . So i...
thats what i do
swift condor
I cannot watch things to sleep because I cannot leave my phone plugged in . So i...
may i ask why you can't leave your phone plugged in
solid juniper
Oh ear ringing no stop .
swift condor
unrings it
hasty owl
coughs on everyone to spread my germs
solid juniper
may i ask why you can't leave your phone plugged in
Uh well . You know the menace of a cat I talk about often ? Yeah he uh ..... Yeah .
swift condor
ah
solid juniper
coughs on everyone to spread my germs
Wth man no I am already sick stop this .
solid juniper
unrings it
Thank .
swift condor
i was gonna say, i could never do that because like. my phone only gets charged while i'm sleeping
bronze pollen
Augh
swift condor
real
hasty owl
Wth man no I am already sick stop this .
evil grin
swift condor
so. a normal grin for you
solid juniper
i was gonna say, i could never do that because like. my phone only gets charged ...
Help yeah mine used to but I had to start planning ahead or wtv .
flint gate
i tired
swift condor
go sleep
covert olive
coughs on everyone to spread my germs
well im already ill so you didnt efect me hmm
hasty owl
guys virgil germs are good germs i’m healing you
covert olive
ohh
bronze pollen
guys virgil germs are good germs i’m healing you
I’m sure they are..
solid juniper
guys virgil germs are good germs i’m healing you
Oh yay thank you I need healing right now . 🥹
THE SMIRK EMOJI WOAH .
swift condor
guys virgil germs are good germs i’m healing you
i doubt
hasty owl
please pretend the smirk is the heh emojiNOSTOP
solid juniper
Welcome to ..... Here . Idk .
flint gate
Welcome to the PHRESH SWAG COMMUNITY 😳😳😳😳
hasty owl
is it better if i use the cat smirk emoji
covert olive
id join that community
flint gate
well you can’t.
bronze pollen
is it better if i use the cat smirk emoji
Yes
hasty owl
i think it’s less creepy
covert olive
well you can’t.
aw man
solid juniper
I agree !!
bronze pollen
Yeah
hasty owl
my germs are good germs 😼
bronze pollen
I doubt that
bronze pollen
:3
solid juniper
swift condor
me core
safe hazel
omg the bouncy cat
muted elbow
Tadpole is nibbling his paw
solid juniper
real delta
Bee
solid juniper
Rageful .
covert olive
i love bees
muted elbow
https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-crazy-crazy-cat-insane-cat-going-insane-gif-57526...
Why!
solid jackal
heyy
muted elbow
Eat the wordle
solid juniper
He does not need it . 💔
muted elbow
but he wants it!!
covert olive
give him the rice
muted elbow
:(
solid juniper
covert olive
hii
hasty owl
h
azure thorn
i
hasty owl
i did not mean to type that
azure thorn
maybe you were destined to
barren wyvern
meow
bronze crater
what the freak
barren wyvern
whar
upbeat coyote
woof
muted elbow
meow
azure thorn
i think i'll use my credit card
muted elbow
for what
covert olive
give me you credit card /j
muted elbow
sneezes
covert olive
why are there no tissue emotes
🧻 this is the only thing i could find remotly simalire
upbeat coyote
yay i got back into it
solid juniper
Yayyy .
solid juniper
Mine do that to me constantly . It is part of the reason why I am constantly scratched to all hell .
fair chasm
yay i got back into it
covert olive
hi pika im good hru
solid juniper
Why is my fridge making noises like a demon is trapped inside it uh .
solid juniper
Why is my fridge making noises like a demon is trapped inside it uh .
Should I be scared orrr .......
fair chasm
hi pika im good hru
I’m doing good, couldn’t sleep, so watching Ranboo vods until I fall asleep, ain’t feeling too great tbh, decided to take things easy and played security breach for most of the day and pretty nervous for tomorrow because I have family coming over
covert olive
I’m doing good, couldn’t sleep, so watching Ranboo vods until I fall asleep, ain...
ooh i hope you feel better < 3
fair chasm
Why is my fridge making noises like a demon is trapped inside it uh .
Did a ghost somehow take over your fridge 
fair chasm
ooh i hope you feel better < 3
Ty! I’ve been making sure to rest
covert olive
yeah rolplay it is
fair chasm
I’m definitely going in now
covert olive
YAY
fair chasm
Been wanting to get back into it for a long time but never had the chance
Wait can you dm me a invite pls
covert olive
yeah ok one sec
solid juniper
Did a ghost somehow take over your fridge <:monkaCHRIST:870796572710019102>
Maybe ......
fair chasm
yeah ok one sec
Thanks dude
fair chasm
Maybe ......
Oh no, probably would call someone over your fridge then because I would dash out of the house in an instant if I heard a fridge making weird noises, I was fully going to say as well to call those paranormal hunters to check the fridge
muted elbow
This bro is the sleeper of all time
what kinda kitty just has a rocking chair to slumber upon.. this one apparently..
solid jackal
heyyy how are you all