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Loud, but good haha- a sweetie
I would commit a not insignificant amount of crimes for that cat

god I wish I had an airfryer
Valid and same haha
Oof Godspeed man-
Fair- we have one at my house but I’ve never guess it and I’m not 100% sure how to tbh
Why is this what I see .
I think it’s a request to share your fish sticks
Mmmm fish sticks
whaddahell
i ate all my fish sticks
mmm fishsticks
That what I’m saying- it’s been ages since I’ve had them but i remember liking them
FR
Omg they have them at the Walmart near me
👀
Chat do I make a very adult purchase
Mmm fair
hello.
Hullooo
heloooo
i need steam games recommendations
already have both hollow knight, cuphead, library of ruina and lob corp, terraria
stardew is on my phone so i dont need thay one on pc
rabbit and steel -saps
what do you mean 
WHY .
WHY DO YOU HAVE SUCH STRANGE EMOTES . 😭
Also guys guess who got a new phone ..... I have to have my mother help me set it up and wait for shit to hopefully transfer tho .
inscryption, it’s a rogue-like card game
And hopefully not lose this account on accident . 😭
yayay new phone
you got this!!
ooh hope you do a good job
good luck!! ✌️
you'll do fine trust
ruby your bio is real asf
I am not going to be active for a while prolly so bye my Rancord friends .
I will be back eventually today maybe idk .
well i say "a few minutes" it's gonna be like 20 minutes atp
i’m glad someone noticed
what if i asked rlly nicely
no chance
eat this raw chicken
yesk
idk the routes for oneshot that well unfortunately
awwww 🥰
You got this!!!
either i'm getting sick or i already inhaled too much sawdust
"already"
i've been in shop for like two weeks
the instructor's been around since woodworking was invented. i bet the sawdust just eventually merged with him
he's one with the sawdust
proud of you
Ough agh
bro mewing
no im shushing
let me have whimsy
faeries and whatnot
that’s me bruh
nuh uh
yuh huh
its me (micheal no.)
fnaf reference
actually yknow what, fuck it, micheal do what you want

yo guys
golden freddy
do i play cuphead, hollow knight, oneshot or celeste tomorrow?
omw home
hollow knight
i know this isn’t an option but balatro
Oneshot
screams
Awwww 
He got up.. Sad times
thats very sad news :((((
eatint ice cream because i deserve it heh

i saw the word 'fish' somewhere in this message for a second and was confused af

fish
it’s the FISH HAT AGAINNN
p9jioo
forreal
gay people.. 😠
"just guess ok" and i'm guessing it's gen
NO ONE ELSE DOES THAT
u always be complaining about the little gay ppl in ur head
meepmeep
meepmeep
hi rancord
Yawwnnsnsnsn
i swear i used to watch a show where one of the characters said meepmeep
oomf..
what
im just saying hi 💔
OMGEE THANK YOUU I LOVE YOU FOR THATTT
oh
i can only think of the anchovies from spounge bob or beaker from the muppets
spongebobs so peak
true
hhaahhaa so funny
im eating pretzels in the ceiling again
LOL
in the ceiling???
how’d you get in there?
theater
ah
stairs
OHHHH
oh
pretzels
i want to eat a soft pretzel now but i dont have anyyy
in one of my school's theaters our light and sound booths are technically in the ceiling
its pretty much just a loft
in my old school, there was a cabinet where if you stood on it, you'd hit your head on the ceiling, but the ceiling was one of those where it was pretty much just a mesh with tiles on it, so you could stand on it and push one of the ceiling tiles up and just look into the ceiling
that shit was scary istg
sounds like it would be
would you rather have to be in the ceiling or under the building though
that’s the question
my primary school had a basement and the students were never allowed down there
we have to be in the ceiling so we can see the stage
thats scary
i got new starbuck waterbottle
Hello 
mhi
Hopefully everyone is doing well
Watching Beetlejuice because spooky season will never end for me
i havent seen beetle juice is it good
Yes, it’s amazing
It’s not super spooky like horror movie spooky but it’s definitely a silly spooky and wacky at some points
Love the sandworm from the movie
it sounds like its cool
It is especially if you’re into Tim Burton stuff
tim burton is sauuu cool
agreed tho i havent seen alot of his stuff
Real, his style is so cool especially with nightmare before Christmas and corpse bride
i shall be driving by september
Hi aesher
awesomeee
nyoom
I just think of that one Deltarune meme when I saw that gif

i can only think of that one song the driving in my car one that was pretty popular
lol
Aesher i wrote a song
oh goodie
Do you wan to hear it
interesting
may the malaha jaka mooka ooh la la spaghettioloola meet you mooka mhaia loo commence tonight uuhla uula hula kuwo spagiettolaha ola
That’s my new song
Deltarune memes are so quotable
oh thats..lovely
ah it's up there with Revolution 9 and Wild Honey Pie by the Beatles
thanks❤️🩹

NO J PINGED NO NO NO NO NON NIP
execution.
you sounds like somethings like chasing you
Aesher is chasing me all the time
HEY WHERES MY FONT
it's there
oh lol
it hasn't
Stop gaslighting me bruh
it's very much still there my guy
it’s tricky to rock a rhyme that’s right on time 😎😎😎
the name font
New phone . Not used to this . 🥲
Thought you were leaving forever
My emojis look so odd what the fuckkk .
No !! I would never .

you took my hand and we both started running both started running 😎😎😎
Piss the veil
HELP .
manifesting that you get used to it quickly 🧘
Bro i want to carry on watching komi can’t communicate but my fucking headphones wont CONNECT TO THE TV

it took me far too long to find that emoji, i was about ready to just use the fucking mpreg emoji
i’m redyeint my hair next week Gulp
tobi's lucky charm
happy tuesday🇪🇸
there's 45 minutes until wednesday
happy Twink Tuesday <3
Doooonttt careeeee
44 minutes acruallt
it was 45 when i said it
Liar
believe it or not, time progresses
Liar.
i a, not atwink
Kaboom
i'm not a small harp

it's what they all say
I am fighting with this phone .
your favorite 💗
person named this phone: Noo please!! please!! ill buy you that greggs steak bake but please let me go!!!!
yours too ❤️🩹
Yes, Always !
I am going to eat ice cream I will return soon . Yes anyone who wants some can have some .
Bro can’t talk while eating ice cream get on my level
shush..
i can never look at this heart emoji the same again
HAHAHA friendship
Hahahaah! Friendship
i
friendship ❤️🩹
strange and jarring.....
Strange and jared
what's up
idk ur the only person in the group who i can ping
Marceline
Marceline macaroni
sure
that’s so macaroni bro😳😳😳
idc if friends ping us lowk
i'm too sleep deprived for ts
And that’s on BADNESS bro
gen what the fuck is your status
yup !!!! 😛😓 Oh uh
i’m gonna match yo freak watch
matching with celia i think
mhm
I’m matching with myself
i'm matching with. jester.....💭
hey i’m a jester
when she bowl on my mac till i roni
That’s one of my xenos🫢😓😓
“macroni”
wait
she alien on my xeno til i morph
just jester, not a jester
Bowl of macroni 😎😎
gusy wait im display
No i meant bevausw that’s one f my pronouns Get it right
DYSLEXIC
Hi display
yeah!
guys wait i’m displaying
hi phresh macaroni (ratboy 5000) ⓪
macroni*
did u just copy+paste it
How tf did you copy paste the 0
yes
smort
im scared
nuclear BOMB
only the real number 0 can use it and that’s me
bro i hate my keyboard
i hate u too tf???
STOP
izuku heh
funny joke
TF IS THE NAME OF THAT WHY
I like to joke
tf am i hearing, hold.
holding
He’s not done speaking

hold what
daddy is in a rough patch kitten
or whatever the lyrics are
so you call everyone that
HOLD ME NOWWE IM SIX FEET FROM THE EDGE AND IM THINKINNN
STOP.
Why ar you singing stop it
HOLD.
ok grandma coco
Singing killed my grandma coco
no, grandma coco was the one that liked music
imcrine
close enough
abuela or whatever
Yeah wasn’t it the dog that hated it or is that a different movie
swear down he had a dog
he had a dog yes
the dog was on his side
@azure thorn is on my side they’re my other half ❤️🩹❤️🩹
where shokfl i put ky shoes amuroro amriori you say pit them on your ehar
SHE HAD A NAME????
fe fi fo fum???
ON THE DISNEY WIKI SHE'S CALLED ELENA RIVERA
IMCRYINGYTYTTYYY
You’re welcome…?
OK WELL I DIDNT MNOW THAT
brother...
NEITHER DID I
thought she was just called Abuelita
ratboy 5000 youre ao funny please dont get hit in the head with a shoe
they publically executed spongebob and glued his butt together
Theseus from Hades my opp
one of my favourites is the "they're homemade from a bomb factory. they're bombs."
THAT ONE IS SO GOOD
and i never even heard it, i just heard someone else quote it
theyre BOMBS.
She shoe on my head till i ratboy 5000🏴
Oh these aren't homemade, they were made in a factory
My favourite is when squidward tells spongebob to go fuck humself
i don’t remember that one
this is suspisxus
and what if i don't
Then i’ll glue YOUR butt together
WHAT
Please….?
Who?
omg watch out..... like the abba song
Dancing queen young and sweet only seven teeth
not. not quite
no i think it's right
Why is this the first thing I see .
when the rian is sus 😳😳
i got a second hatsune miku keychain
you don't even deserve tomatoes thrown atp, we need to throw stones at you
i don’t even listen to miku i just think she’s aesthetically pleasing to the eye
I don’t like tomatoes anyway they always put tomatoes in my sainsbury’s meal deal wrap
i love tomatoes
I am going to miss my stupid stickers I had on my old phone .
Bro the sainsburys security won’t stop followinf me around
stones is a bit excessive
have you considered picking a sainsbury's meal deal wrap that doesn't have tomatoes in it?
what is this dudes name all i can think of is vox and i dont think thats right
that's exactly right
i can’t even go piss anymore without having a 6’7 buff male follow me
they all have tomato s in them It’s like this fuckinf town cares more about tomato’s than its people
my dream ngl
oh wow✨
Yeah same but he has to be 6’6 and go by the name of jim root
should i go to bed....
yes
NO
yes
mabey
i hear a very loud no, and some murmurs from the crowd
If you go to bed i’ll force feed you mature cheddar cheese
GO TO SLEEP
when did you get yellow
NOOOOOOOOOO
jaundiced boy
you shouldd listen to the loudest one you here
i was gonna say smth but i don't think i should here
What the fuck ace stop what rhe hell no what you’ve betrayed me what the hell
dm me
WHY AM I STILL THIS UGLY CORAL
IT'S NOT MY FAULT, IT'S THE STUPID LEVELS
wait ace you're yellow that means you're gonna become a no@ soon /silly
Hello no @ 🪲
EWWWW YOURE YELLOW EWWWWW
MY yellow???
Yeah like that metal band
they were very metal if you listen to the other music at the time
Yk what’s heavier than slayer? Led zeppelin…😳😳😳
is my discord broken ace is still green for me
do. do you understand music
sometimes takes time to update
oh now its yellow
I MADE LASAGNA🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
can i have some
bitxh lasanaga bitch lasagna
no it’s a dave grohl quote i can’t use an oven
for some reason youre showing up as orange not yellow
oml i'd forgotten about that
thats been stuck in my head for so long
bro this reminds me i pointed at “beef lasagna” on a pub menu and turned to my sister and went “isn’t that a pie song?”
t series ain’t nothing but a bitch lasagna
I meant pewdiepie and i was wrong anyway
what does bitch lasagna even mean like why did he think he ate with that
everyone thought he ate w that
🧐
He DID eat, You guys just aren’t seeing the vision
real
YELLOW aCE ???
Next i’m writing a song called piss pizza
and everyone’s gonna get on that ratboy grind
so true
Does anyone want any niche band recommendations
yes lowk
Ya ....
i might know of one.....
if this guy says slipknot
Alr i gotcha nirvana, metallica, black sabbath, linkin park, Yung blud
SLIPKNO ???2[§[AHERE???
oh ltod
bro went between the dimensions, wow
what happened to the letters why are theytogheth
That was jim root calling me so i got interrupted mid sentence
🐶
What a cute lobster!!❤️🩹
kitty!
it’s midnight oh you guys don’t know the kinda shit i’m gonna get up to
lol
be safe have fun
it’s Wednesday, my dudes
check check ch ch check out my melody😳😳😳
Eyes burning .
sorry that was me?
bro your name is glitching out for me
What’s it doing
🎉
aesher i have a question do you lisren to lemon demon
Wtf where’s my message
yeah
i meant to say i can’t stop reading lemon demon as leemon deemon
eated it
it’s eaten or be eat
saw frosty typing
i thought you called them a karen for a sec
#mesia
THATS A VEGEATBLE
gone again
ok whatever .
guys
ITS A VEGETABLE WHAT IM CONFUSED
why you message leave
minecraft
can't say that word
Frob hiii
can i dm you
Ohhhh I get it now .
Yes i’m scared but yes
dont make me laugh ive been trying all night you been shaking your ass for like half of the heights
No i haven’t ?????
what.
ace glued my butt i can’t
Shawty like a melody in my head something something got me singing like nanananah everyday nanananah stuck on replay replay play play play . Or something .
why is ace gluing other peoples bums.
thats gonna be stuck in my head now i already know
WHAT .
🥹
@azure thorn im angry.
because i told them i’d glue their ass but then they got angry and did it back
Back me up guys it wasn’t my fault
!?!?!?!?
hi
HI MARCELINE MACARONI
im eating bacon and lettuce on a sandwich
bacon bacon bacon
..??
oh you froze? Pete?
i had pizza rolls and garlic bread for dinner it was great
this is funny cause I also have Mac and cheese
okay dinner is ready bye guys
ok, bedtime now 👀
BRO EVERYONE IS LEAVING
gn
screw you all this is why i have no friends
Okay goodbye everyone ......
ill come back just for you
aYay! ijobol
Thatchy followin me around
im here❤️
Hi here
nevermind
nirvana???
Woof woof bark bark woof woof woof bark bark ( reference to an audio. )
n Nirvana ref???
???
Ignores the brackets
Why are yiy barking what the hell dude
I love that audio
WHAT IS THE NAME OF THAT
he’s not done speaking
Yeah .
whats the tales i miss my wife thing thats what im thinking when you sed that
ok so dinner is mot ready i was LIED to.
this is literally the embodiment of how i feel
lol
i love that gif lol
do you not like your haircut or smthn
We tried to cut it shorter which only made me feel worse so I have decided to just stop trying as obviously I am not getting what I want .
that so sad
I just hope it grows back quickly and I can forget about it . Fulfill the dreams of my younger self of growing my hair out .
Very but hey I guess mistakes happen . At least I know to NEVER do this again . 😭
Get well soon Shroombee 
ty
hey.
i swear that's out of context
you’re out here CHEATING on me
YOU HAVE A WIFE
you know i've always been yellow
gtfo
okay that
yellow in the soul
wait... please...
i can’t believe this
Guess who’s back
YOU did this
Aye
ace we’re .. breaking up….
tf.
i can change i promise
how will i know… youre not messing arounf with your other homies….
fucj did i come back to?
they're just friends
hope you get some good rest soon and wake up feeling super awesome
ykw at least this colour matches my profile picture
why did i just get a pure vanilla cookie edit on my fyp.
Waddahell why r u yellow..
yapped too much 💔
Cough cough dies
Theseus from Hades once again my opp.. Almost ran out of time bc mf can't sit still..
Meowowowow .
Meowowowo
Nine inch nails?more like 67 inch toenails😂😂😂
Ninetails
Nine inch nails? more like 🤣🤣🤣
Bro I have a phone strap now and it feels like I have my phone on a leash .
Like the wrist things wtv they are called .
omg phone straps >>>>>
I like being able to not worry about my phone slamming into the ground when I lose my grip . Even though it freaks me out to have it swinging in the air . But I like the security .
i new roblox asym horror game is on public testing
my favourite animal 🩷 🩷 🩷 Tupac
GOODBYE CALIFORNIA LOVE JUST STARTED PKAYING
heh...
i won as killer
is that the uhh Diary of a Bitch-Ass Kid older brother
ptv ?
YAYAYAY
this asym game has potential
Pierce the Veil mentioned 🔥
Hello
hello and welcome
hi
oh you're yellow
My son got up again..
unfortunate
He was sniffing and licking my arm n then opening his mouth idk what he was gettin on there
unfortunately 💔 i miss my green
but i'm going to level up really fast so that i can be green again
Stupid ads
They're gettin in the way
I'm watchin taskmaster season 19 on youtube bc Jason Mantzoukas is in it
you only need so much xp
i'll bankrupt the Rancord XP economy
like 500000 xp
Cough cough dies
down with the rancord 🔥🔥
that's so much
oh yeah that's achievable
my birthday wish will be to uhh get all those levels
just talk so so very much
yep
i thought pink was next but it’s actually orange im gonna explode.
i genuinely used to yap so much as a kid bro i have no idea how i never lost my voice
you have to suffer through orange to get to pink
how about i skip orange
I decree not allowed
siiiigh
the three orange fans are not amused
I LIKE ORANGE BUT LIKE i know its gonna make my pfps look ugly
UGH ITS JUST LIKE THE SALMON
yummy salmon
insert the heh drool
...
😁
Eugh ....
Chin scritches for the Tadpole
Awhhh
He was lookin over at me cuz I was laughin n he always be curious about what I'm goin on about
server reset
mango
Time to consume unhealthy amounts of mango icecream/sago 
same i love mangos
Mango sago pudding my beloved
Mangos are the best
MANGO
Mangos are delicious ✨
Glad to know we all have taste here

Best part is that since I’m such a menace every mango season people will just gift me mangoes
mango
They know they must appease the mango cryptid 
Mango gave you level 20
Truly the best of fruit
M on my third mango while waiting for my sago pudding to cool btw 
Oh you are missing out
buy a mango for me then idk
Sending mango from my hoard to u rn 
thanks
oh cool i have that emote too
when u get ur eyebrows done u feel unstoppable
Solar kitty layin next to me
theres probably someone out there named "Splendid" and i wouldnt even question it
I'm soooo gonna get tattoos when I get the money 
hi :3
Morning c1

blelele
How is everyone
blehh
pretty good !! hbu
I’m doing good! Stuck in class and allergies are flaring up again and annoying the heck out of me but trying my best to survive
Glad you’re good though
eepy..
What the heck, found a weird version of the fnaf theme but it’s that weird memey keyboard
I don’t know how to describe it and the cover is in Spanish with a cursed Freddy mascot
help ??
Hold on, I’m sending it in #media
I have no words for this
Assuming the cover translates to the bite of 87
yes it does !!
ok..
That’s kinda a crazy name for album ngl 😭

i went to test flins on raiden boss
i defeated her wirh flims ult
i couldn't even do the special attacks from skill
his build is no wher close to finished
flins
very
oh yeah, yellow ace
the realest
i have to do a math test someone save me
saves you
Yawnnnss
Flins mention omg
Panda snorin
the eeper
I gave him doggy treats last night cuz Big Dog got some but then the cats started swarmin me about treats
Awh .
they're just lil creatures
Nooo I tried to pet Panda but I accidentally scared him
💔
i miss my boyfriend why must he work
i'm getting in touch with a prophouse
whats that
where you can hire props for film/tv/theatre productions
if you can lie to the prophouse really well then sure

anyway i need 17 shillings and sixpence
honestly at that point if just for funsies i'd just make it myself ig
yeah cos at least then you can keep it
is this a lot?
it's the price of 2 cocktails in 1969
in 2017 that's worth £12.32
anyway i need it for my yuri
Interesting .
cure to my adhd is to take meds for 8-12 weeks before results kick in
bold of them to assume i will even remember to do so
joke's on you, i can barely see my screen and that just looks like the aro-ace flag
boy the aroace flag has yellow and orange in it
analysing star trek with a friend
usually the original series' captain's chair is black but we found a picture where it's beige and like. that never happened, when was this picture
Hi chat ^^
chat 1 or 2
2
ok
it is in fact the mlm flag
I hate listening to phone calls why is it so awkward and it is not even me speaking .
Why the hell do I have three pings ok ladies calm down .
Had a dream that Ranboo accidentally caused a national crisis for the US Veterans Affairs Office by accidentally exposing one of their representatives for selling weed in a state it wasn’t legal

hi muse
i still need to watch s2
One day .
Mhm .
the old star trek or the other one
"the old star trek" could refer to like 8 shows, but yes
the very original from the 60s, i'm tryna get it to work on my tv without windowboxing it
like the one with spock is what i was thinking
yeah that's the one
oh alright that sounds cool
hello ranbooians
my mom likes star trek!
MULTI-LEVEL MARKETING
I got the damn crab rangoons I have been wanting for days .
so do i, sometimes
realuh
very fond of the picture of william shatner stood in front of bi colours and saying "are there men on this planet"
i know what you are, captain /silly
i have an unkind word to sayJOKE
i decided to play grace again since they updated the game
i’m not
yeah well you're only fond of the word phresh so 
Phreshhh😳😳😳😳
biphobic..... /j
Ur just phreshphobic

i wasnt on my pc for like an hour and them i came back too 98 new messages what the heck😭
yeah that happens
I HATE CHEMISTRY
mood
98 is crazy 😭
hi
i think i’m gonna house in this die
im gonna i think in this house die
sure.
i keep forgetting ace is yellow
Hyo chat 
hi ghost
Today I have consumed unholy amounts of mango pudding 
ouuu yum
My lactose intolerance WILL get its revenge but that’s a problem for future me
i drink straight up just milk so i keep my tolerance
it tastes disgusting, but it is worth it
milk… 😢
i forgot you're lactose intolerant
lets trade
trade what bro
tolerances
what would i get
wonder if i could make a cup of tea 💭
lactose intolerance
and i would get to drink milk
this is surely a fair trade
hmmm fine
thank you this is why you’re my favorite wife
???
and i'm tryna keep it that way 🙏
what level do i have to be for my name to be yellow?
40 .
thanks
Mhm !
and before that, you have to be green
what level is green?
30 .
thank you :)
Hello
welcome
How are yall?
Elloo.
my KNEES bro
are u good?
Real unfortunately .
yeah, but my knees aren't
your poor knees :(
Cordelia has been coiled around me while I sit by the humidifier for like 2 hours now
We really just be un moisturized creatures rn
Seriously tho the dry air is killing my sinuses rn 
where did it spill?
the whole left side of my desk
it's certainly part of the fuckin deskmat
my philza minecraft deskmat is infused with tea now 🥹
it's become more british
me
im bouta eat dis chipotleeee
LMAOOOO
alright chat do we think my tablet will have power if i leave it plugged in for like 15-20 minutes (idk how long im gonna be gone)
yes
would you be able to leave it plugged in any longer
depends what the battery percentage is and how fast it charges
actually what's the battery on now
dead
Thatchy eepin on me
digital or traditional? no context
digital
art?
ye
traditional mabey ??
it got to 5% !
maybe charge it more
wahoo
the way my brain pictured mario
mario odyssey was so fun
oh noo
i gotta go rn remind me in like a half hour
(they also removed she-ra....)
Leaves
or will remove idk
hay



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