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azure thorn
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:3

hasty owl
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honesty is the best policy 😁

solid juniper
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OW AND THEY HURT .

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Is it .

hasty owl
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yes

azure thorn
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see honesty hurts

solid juniper
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Everything hurts I fear .

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Life is pain but we live it anyways yeah ?

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Okay maybe it should be my bed time .

hasty owl
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bedtime soon

swift condor
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bedtime tonite 👀

hasty owl
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oh it’s almost 10 whoops

solid juniper
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I am getting existential up in here .

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Oh .

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Alright time to open my stupid little bird app .

hasty owl
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have fun with your bird

swift condor
solid juniper
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Thank you . HELP .

hasty owl
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oh yea bird means lady right

swift condor
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generally, but i think it's usually more specifically used to mean gf

solid juniper
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I did not know that I am giggling .

solid juniper
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This makes everything more amusing to me .

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Alright night guys . Take care or try to . Hopefully I will not reappear but we will see okay ? Okay .

hasty owl
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goodnight!! sleep well

azure thorn
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handed in my assignment with 6 minutes to spare

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kind of rushed because we weren't given much time to do it (we had like over a week and i procrastinated like crazy)

swift condor
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me core

dense lotus
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stream reverie by sarah kinsley

muted elbow
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This dude petting himself on my hand why he so cutie patootie

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He lookin at me w his round lil eyes what a guy

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I've been helping hold him still so he can get ear drops but I'm still his favorite k9_a_CROWSHINY

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Purrin machine..

bronze crater
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hii

gaunt plover
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am watching garfield

loud cove
willow whale
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good timezone ranboos corner

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are we awake

loud cove
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im up

willow whale
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hello silly bean

loud cove
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hello mal

willow whale
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im bored

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😞

shy kiln
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Good timezone.

willow whale
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hi

shy kiln
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Hello.

safe hazel
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o/

willow whale
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what are you guys doing today

shy kiln
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Mood.

upbeat coyote
solid juniper
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Why must I be awake .

upbeat coyote
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mood

gaunt plover
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I finally got millenial tree cookie!

fair chasm
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Good morning ranboo chat

gaunt plover
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is 1M HP on millenial tree cookie good

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i have still yet to give his beasquit full hp%

swift condor
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real

upbeat coyote
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bored

hasty owl
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hellooo world

hasty owl
swift condor
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cos no one responded

azure thorn
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i did now

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was in class

swift condor
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well be silent once more

hasty owl
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dang

azure thorn
upbeat coyote
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why am i struck with inspiration and motivation to write at the worst times.. (class starts in 10 minutes)

hasty owl
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im eating my pbh & j 😁

azure thorn
upbeat coyote
upbeat coyote
azure thorn
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bro it's art just like draw a circle or something idk i never do art class anymore

upbeat coyote
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we're working on a project today tho so

uneven palm
azure thorn
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AKA: when i figure out how to do this without ragequitting

uneven palm
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just reorganised my entire photo wall #goated

swift condor
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boy be less ominous

azure thorn
hasty owl
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imcrine

uneven palm
# azure thorn SHOW

it's pictures of my irls you are not allowed to see lil dawg nuh but trust it's tuff

azure thorn
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awww i believe u tho

upbeat coyote
hasty owl
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call him the RRRRiddler

uneven palm
azure thorn
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bibbity boppity boo

uneven palm
azure thorn
hasty owl
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NOYIU DIDNT

uneven palm
hasty owl
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guys ..? guys

azure thorn
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what was it, max

hasty owl
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shhhhh..

azure thorn
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...

hasty owl
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i didnt wven know that word wad allowrd

swift condor
hasty owl
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you’ll never know

uneven palm
swift condor
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did max accidentally call ace prince andrew

uneven palm
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LMAO ?

upbeat coyote
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.???

azure thorn
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omfg max

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i'm taking you to jail

swift condor
azure thorn
hasty owl
hasty owl
azure thorn
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yes again bro

uneven palm
swift condor
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hashtag max is over party version 2

azure thorn
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you're on death row now

hasty owl
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WHAT

hasty owl
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(he’s not my boyfriend)

azure thorn
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what boyfriend

hasty owl
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shhhhh..

upbeat coyote
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the imaginary one

uneven palm
hasty owl
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he will be my bf soon…….trust me im so rizzful ok ….

uneven palm
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i forgor i had iced coffee in the fridge omg

upbeat coyote
azure thorn
hasty owl
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STOP

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guys …..?

swift condor
upbeat coyote
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the rizz doesnt always work

hasty owl
hasty owl
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what is bro doing

swift condor
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doing a jig

upbeat coyote
azure thorn
flint gate
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she gon call me baby boo

azure thorn
flint gate
azure thorn
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no

flint gate
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Ok burger

azure thorn
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yummy

hasty owl
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she gon call me baby boo (to the tune of are we still friends)

azure thorn
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just smile and nod

flint gate
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friends were just friends so don’t go looking at me with that look in your eyeeee

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you know you ain’t going nowhere without a fiuightt

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something something something impolite

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yo when you say “i’m polite” but then remove the space and it means smth completely different

hasty owl
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f r i e nd s

flint gate
flint gate
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Yeya

hasty owl
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is that an apostrophe idfk

upbeat coyote
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yes it is

hasty owl
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heh.. im so smart

forest thicket
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Hello peopleeee mooseCute

covert olive
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hello

forest thicket
swift condor
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i return

covert olive
forest thicket
forest thicket
covert olive
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oh hope you get better

forest thicket
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Hopefully I shalllll

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It’s just a cold though so it’ll be gone in a few days

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In the meantime I get to watch old Ranboo videos as I draw so it’s a win win

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¯_(ツ)_/¯

covert olive
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oh yeah

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id say so

forest thicket
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I like your pfp btw

covert olive
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oh ty

forest thicket
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It is very cutesy

covert olive
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yours is nice too

forest thicket
forest thicket
covert olive
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oh thats really cool i awlays thought matching pfps are cool

forest thicket
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Yeeee

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They are pretty fun

upbeat coyote
swift condor
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MICHEAL

upbeat coyote
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AESHER

swift condor
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HIIII

upbeat coyote
bronze pollen
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miau

upbeat coyote
swift condor
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FINALLY SOMETHING THAT WAVES AS FRANTICALLY AS ME

upbeat coyote
flint gate
swift condor
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oh i'll wave more then

flint gate
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Right.

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i get to see my wife tomorrow guys who cheered (‘e’mmmrhreme!! me I did!!)

upbeat coyote
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oh chat does anyone here know the show smiling friends? it's been recommended to me but idk anything ab it other than "their job is to make ppl smile" shrug

flint gate
muted elbow
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Haven't seen it but I've gotten tiktoks either about it or using audio clips from it

flint gate
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Honestly i’ve never watched it

muted elbow
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Alan.. We are so fucked..

forest thicket
hasty owl
flint gate
swift condor
forest thicket
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I like the little green boi

hasty owl
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alan. we are SO fucked.

swift condor
flint gate
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Th

bronze pollen
hasty owl
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shh don’t worry about it…..

bronze pollen
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??

hasty owl
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i’m scared

bronze pollen
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about what…

muted elbow
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Thatchy on my lap :D

hasty owl
bronze pollen
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okay, i’ll just read back

hasty owl
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NO

swift condor
hasty owl
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guys…? guys im scared…?

swift condor
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good

hasty owl
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it’s maxover

solid juniper
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Squints .

bronze pollen
hasty owl
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no like you don’t have to haha

bronze pollen
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i’m suspicious of you

hasty owl
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gulp

swift condor
hasty owl
swift condor
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don't even play, you're the most chalant ever

bronze pollen
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what i’ve been saying

hasty owl
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okay well.

muted elbow
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This guy so eepy so cozy

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cats are so awesome,,

swift condor
bronze pollen
muted elbow
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crazy news chat, Thatchy twitching in his sleep

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max eepy this guy

upbeat coyote
hasty owl
solid juniper
bronze pollen
upbeat coyote
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may have lost my ring..?

swift condor
upbeat coyote
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please do </3

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my finger feels naked

muted elbow
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this guy so eepers

swift condor
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oh real

solid juniper
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Why do I have five pings .

muted elbow
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I eat them

swift condor
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i eat them also

azure thorn
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ping pong

solid juniper
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Thank you guys . Minus ace .

azure thorn
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have you guys seen those videos where people guess what the generic name and brand name of something is

solid juniper
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Pmo I have the servers muted and all but discord is hateful so I still get the pings that I MUTED .

swift condor
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oh did you mute everyone and here mentions

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or just the server in general

azure thorn
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yeah

solid juniper
swift condor
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discord being evil as usual then

azure thorn
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so what are you getting pings for?

muted elbow
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I have everything I can muted but it still tells you if someone pings you directly

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that's how I got dragged in with that guy in tired teens

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because he was directly pinging random people

azure thorn
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i think it could also be pinging a specific role ?

solid juniper
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Nobody is pinging me directly sobbing .

muted elbow
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damn

solid juniper
solid juniper
upbeat coyote
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there is the ability to turn off specific role pings shrug
idk discord doesnt make sense at the best of times

azure thorn
solid juniper
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I just do not have time to troubleshoot it lowk . Turning off @ mentions should mean TURNING OFF @ MENTIONS .

hasty owl
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i almost just pinged the @ here role

solid juniper
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But noooo this fuckass app does not work like that .

solid juniper
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I am going to have to #go in a moment .

azure thorn
solid juniper
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It is definitely not my phone because I have talked to people who have the same issue . 🥹

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Which sparked an argument in a server over pings but wtv guys .

muted elbow
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James from Silent Hill 2.. exploding this guy w my mind

solid juniper
muted elbow
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ppl have a weird inability to accept not everyone wants to experience something the same way they do

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A feature will exist n ppl will flip to learn that anyone uses it

solid juniper
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Truth .

muted elbow
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eep town over here.. so many critters sleepin

rigid sequoia
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Saw someone ship Rebecca(?) and David from Cyperpunk...maybe the worst...I cannot

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Am I crazy on the name I feel like I'm wrong

hasty owl
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her name is rebecca but ppl call her becca -gen

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if im remembering right -gen

swift condor
rigid sequoia
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I still dislike that ship...

azure thorn
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CPER MENTION

uneven palm
azure thorn
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that's nice

uneven palm
solid juniper
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I keep zoning out watching this damn video .

swift condor
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real

swift condor
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REAL

solid juniper
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Aesher I thought you were talking to yourself .

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I really thought Micheal was you .

hasty owl
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im crine

solid juniper
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😭

steady crown
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sneezes

hasty owl
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bless you

solid juniper
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Bless you .

swift condor
steady crown
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go my germs

solid juniper
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Hmph .

swift condor
solid juniper
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Damn .

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Ow my rib ?

swift condor
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un-ows your rib

solid juniper
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Thank you .

hasty owl
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yearns

swift condor
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what else is new

hasty owl
solid juniper
hasty owl
swift condor
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greatest showman

solid juniper
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Terrible .

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NOT THE GREATEST SHOWMAN IT IS NOT TERRIBLE .

hasty owl
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😭

steady crown
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i can't find my hair tie so i'm blaming all of you guys

solid juniper
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I did nothing .

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Okay what the fuck am I looking at .

swift condor
solid juniper
upbeat coyote
solid juniper
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Why is she speaking in rhymes .

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Whatever man .......

steady crown
solid juniper
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So black black as it can beeee .

hasty owl
steady crown
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wait i need to lock in

solid juniper
hasty owl
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you’re welcome 😁

solid juniper
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^⁠_⁠^

loud cove
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guys

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minecraft

hasty owl
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blehhg

swift condor
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blehhhg

azure thorn
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what

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what was that

swift condor
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what was what

azure thorn
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i saw that

hasty owl
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i didn’t see anything

swift condor
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you saw what

tiny plaza
swift condor
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ace are you losing it

tiny plaza
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im so tired

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#iwillnapverysoon

azure thorn
swift condor
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nap now perhaps

azure thorn
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i'm eating a giant Coffee Crisp bar

hasty owl
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naptime is the best time

tiny plaza
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yea bye

swift condor
azure thorn
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everything is right with the world right now

steady crown
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not for long

swift condor
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oh you're not losing it, you've lost it never to be found again

azure thorn
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nothing Coffee Crisp can't fix

azure thorn
flint gate
swift condor
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you weren't even here

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philip chess, be reasonable

hasty owl
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i miss

swift condor
hasty owl
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HELP?

azure thorn
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LMFAOOOO

swift condor
hasty owl
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i’m so hungry

swift condor
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🐴

hasty owl
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yes

solid juniper
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Ow .

hasty owl
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this cat is trying to steal my food bruh

solid juniper
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Lmfao .

hasty owl
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oh my god celery is disgusting

swift condor
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yeah that's why doctor who wears it instead of eating it

hasty owl
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why is he wearing celery

swift condor
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it was explained in exactly one episode that celery turns purple in the vicinity of certain gases that the doctor is allergic to, and when this happens he eats the celery to stave off an allergic reaction

hasty owl
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inchresting

hasty owl
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awetism

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like awesome

solid juniper
swift condor
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hm?

solid juniper
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I was amused by celery of all things being used for that . Sorry I should of said something besides that . Or at least used a different punctuation ? But I am really not in an exclamation mark mood .

swift condor
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ah i see

upbeat coyote
forest thicket
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Hello humans

hasty owl
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blelele hi

steady crown
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grrr

hasty owl
swift condor
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bro you were the one with the chud guild tag

steady crown
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mods get this guy

hasty owl
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STOP IT

swift condor
steady crown
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mods get everyone here

hasty owl
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first time lying did i do good

swift condor
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god no

steady crown
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get out of here

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booo boo get off yhe stage

hasty owl
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you guys are haters

upbeat coyote
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why are being haters catPeek

steady crown
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max was mean to me first i did nothing

swift condor
upbeat coyote
hasty owl
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my . guy will beat you all up

swift condor
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actually not just max, everyone in that system

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they're all fighting invisible opps

hasty owl
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BYE WHAT

steady crown
hasty owl
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the opps are REAL

swift condor
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THE OPPS ARE MADE UP

muted elbow
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"Cerberus vanquished (you did this)" I GAVE HIM A SNACK!! Hater ass game

hasty owl
steady crown
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BY HIS NAME

hasty owl
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no i cant do that..

steady crown
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beats you up

hasty owl
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i don’t have opps actually

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that i know of

swift condor
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see?

hasty owl
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oh my days bro

muted elbow
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There are no opps

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Maybe the real opps were the friends we made along the way

hasty owl
swift condor
hasty owl
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i have 1 opp.

swift condor
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god himself

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i think. i'll make a cup of tea

solid juniper
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Ykw do not answer that .

swift condor
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bold of you to assume it's a singular guy

hasty owl
upbeat coyote
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why not

solid juniper
solid juniper
solid juniper
upbeat coyote
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ah of course

hasty owl
solid juniper
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Sure wonder who .....

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I joke .

upbeat coyote
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why's my phone lowkey tweakin.. second song that's glitched in the middle for no reason.. crumbconcerned

solid juniper
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Mine does that but yk .

swift condor
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what a creature

solid juniper
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Indeed .

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I am simultaneously bored as hell but also exhausted .

swift condor
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real

solid juniper
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I love being unmotivated so much . Hahahah .

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I should work on my page but strawpage has been pmo .

swift condor
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oh i forgot i have a new carrd

solid juniper
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Ouh

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Looks awesome !

hasty owl
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heh

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okay bye

solid juniper
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GEN .

hasty owl
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HAAAIIII

solid juniper
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HELLO !!!

hasty owl
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what is up twin ^_^

solid juniper
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Nothing much tbh ! I might turn in for the night soon after finishing some stuff I need to do . Been tired all day unfortunately ..... What about you ?

hasty owl
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hope you get some rest soon then !! i’m just managing some stuff rn

flint gate
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peeks in bc i saw you in chococritters

solid juniper
solid juniper
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Mostly lurking but I am around trust . 🙏🏻

flint gate
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cl_boost_Pomni_pops me too

solid juniper
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🎉

hasty owl
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i’m waiting for wife to get home so i can yap

solid juniper
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Pfft

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Well I hope she does soon gang . 🙏🏻

flint gate
swift condor
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thought that was william afton for a second

solid juniper
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WHY IS THE FUCKING BABY SONG BY JUSTIN BIEBER STUCK IN MY HEAD .

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IT WILL NOT GO .

swift condor
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bro is living in 2014

solid juniper
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Get me out . Aesher please get me out of here .

hasty owl
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and i was like baby baby baby oooohhh like

hasty owl
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when i was tbirteen i had my first love tehrewas no body even sonething someybinh

solid juniper
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Oh I know that one .

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I keep telling myself I will give gangcord my Instagram and then I never do . Just remembered that .

solid juniper
hasty owl
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bro i forgot i was supposed to make an instagram

solid juniper
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HELP .

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I KEEP SAYING HELP OUT LOUD EVERY TIME I TYPE IT .

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Making me sound desperate and insane .

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Why did I open a server to someone talking about bill cipher × reader okay thank you .

hasty owl
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IMCRYINGGGG

solid juniper
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Literally the first thing I saw like oh alright good evening to you lovely folks also !!

upbeat coyote
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not what i expected to open this to

solid juniper
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Hah .

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Feel my emotions .

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I do not want to say pain . I am not in pain . I am okay so .

muted elbow
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This is the run guys trust.. Gonna beat Hades..

swift condor
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the game or the god

muted elbow
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Well! The god but the fictional version of the god within the game

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I wish to play more Hades after this

swift condor
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i reckon you could beat the god

muted elbow
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I don't think so!!

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But thank

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Thatch is sleepin on me

solid juniper
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Chat in another server is going too fast hey guys .

muted elbow
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Thatch eepily licked my thumb

swift condor
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i just keep their main chat muted

solid juniper
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Pfft .

upbeat coyote
solid juniper
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Playing the game of " What is making me dizzy this time? " .

upbeat coyote
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oh i love that game... it's so fun....

swift condor
solid juniper
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I can always narrow down hunger and dehydration .

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Everything else ? No idea !

upbeat coyote
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i can usually narrow down one thing and thats if i've just stood up or not

solid juniper
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Pfft real .

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I stand up and my body decides it is time to fall apart completely .

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Like buddy you uhm ..... You know this is your job right ?

muted elbow
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This was not in fact the run.. He had a second hp bar.. And I had little time to recover..

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Fuckass bossfight 19x_tear

flint gate
solid juniper
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THIS CAT IS TRYNA KILL ME .

upbeat coyote
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oh?

solid juniper
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Nearly jumped into my face . 😭

flint gate
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Where’s rick
dooontttt careeeee

flint gate
upbeat coyote
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no

solid juniper
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I have a cat scratch on my thigh how .

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How did this occur .

flint gate
upbeat coyote
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also no

upbeat coyote
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ok but not that one..

hasty owl
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michael action

hasty owl
solid juniper
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I cannot stop giggling I feel like a middle school girl texting her crush bro .

upbeat coyote
upbeat coyote
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im gonna call movie michael "michael action" now

hasty owl
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see aesher someone appreciate s my HILARIOUS jokes

solid juniper
azure thorn
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marker jackson

hasty owl
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ok.

azure thorn
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i appreciate all your jokes

hasty owl
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tajnk uo

azure thorn
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neurodivergently

solid juniper
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I just screamed so loud my cat just .

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I think I saw my life flash before my eyes man .

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Why are we trying to take me out .

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What did I do to deserve this .

upbeat coyote
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why did i read that as fish instead of flash </3

swift condor
solid juniper
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WHY ARE THEY ALL FIGHTING ALSO FISH MENTION .

azure thorn
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yummy

solid juniper
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Fish like do fish feel pain ......

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I need to rant about all of this one day .

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Stupid games stupid ......

hasty owl
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why is my sister at my door jist breathing

solid juniper
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Pardon ?

azure thorn
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i mean, at least she's breathing?

tiny plaza
hasty owl
solid juniper
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LMFAOOOO

azure thorn
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IM CRINE

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you're getting sniped

solid juniper
hasty owl
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sorry can i even say that

solid juniper
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I AM FUCKING CRYING BRO .

flint gate
upbeat coyote
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why are you like this

azure thorn
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BACK TO THE FUTURE MENTION

flint gate
solid juniper
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I want to get into back to the future so bad help .

upbeat coyote
hasty owl
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she’s whispering things

solid juniper
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WHAT .

hasty owl
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one second guys

upbeat coyote
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what kinda things?

solid juniper
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Gen stay safe gang . That is so freaking creepy .

flint gate
upbeat coyote
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in your floor????

azure thorn
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go jonny go go go

flint gate
flint gate
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No i hate his dad

solid juniper
azure thorn
flint gate
azure thorn
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omfg

flint gate
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i don’t understand people who like jaws it genuinely gives me nightmares

solid juniper
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That is valid .

flint gate
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My dad used to force me to watch jaws

tiny plaza
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sharks are genuinely terrifying to me i would cry if i watched jaws

solid juniper
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It is genuinely one of my favorite movies of all time but I understand how people might not like it . Everyone is afraid of something and that is a - okay . It is a thriller after all .

upbeat coyote
flint gate
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Sharks themselves don’t scare me but it’s just the fact it’s big and the MUSIC oh my god the music makes it worse

solid juniper
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I will never understand people being judgemental over others not being able to watch things made to be scary man .

upbeat coyote
flint gate
solid juniper
upbeat coyote
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and yet .. i enjoy the meg

hasty owl
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okay im back

azure thorn
tiny plaza
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dude I cant swim in deep water half the time even in pools cause I have this fear that a shark will show up and eat me

solid juniper
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I adore sharks which makes me liking jaws simultaneously make sense but also not . Because jaws unfortunately did fuel the stigma against sharks .

upbeat coyote
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pierrot is so much better <3
^has never listened to pierce the veil

flint gate
hasty owl
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she just wanted a bowl of cereal

upbeat coyote
#

IFNFKDMD

azure thorn
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why didn't she get one herself what

hasty owl
flint gate
upbeat coyote
hasty owl
flint gate
upbeat coyote
solid juniper
azure thorn
solid juniper
tiny plaza
flint gate
hasty owl
solid juniper
#

Sorry for my shark rant I eugh .

upbeat coyote
tiny plaza
solid juniper
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I love creatures .

muted elbow
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Ugggghh.. Legs..

solid juniper
azure thorn
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🧍‍♀️ cerealcerealcerealcerealcerealcereal

solid juniper
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LMFAO .

hasty owl
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LMFOAOAOOA

tiny plaza
#

nintendo 64WAAAAAA

solid juniper
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Ow I just accidentally pulled my own hair . DO NOT .

flint gate
tiny plaza
muted elbow
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Haircut early tomorrow and my fuckass body hit me w cramps

flint gate
hasty owl
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SHE WAS JUST WHISPERING OUR NAME AND SAYING “cereal”

azure thorn
muted elbow
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Save me....

flint gate
tiny plaza
solid juniper
upbeat coyote
muted elbow
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Megalodons r so cool

flint gate
upbeat coyote
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tbh_shark < me

hasty owl
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im a megalson

flint gate
#

farts

hasty owl
#

HELP

tiny plaza
azure thorn
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i'm a megawesome

hasty owl
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I SPAT OUT MY WATER

flint gate
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megason???

hasty owl
azure thorn
#

legalson

tiny plaza
#

who dmed me im gonna get them

solid juniper
# solid juniper I have never watched megalodon but I have to say something rq .

People who believe megalodons still exist really frustrate me . No the big prehistoric shark is not still alive . They would not survive in the oceans climate today for one . Two if they did exist the oceans would look far different than they do . Yes we have not explored much of the ocean but come on now . That is not a valid argument and never was .

flint gate
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I’m meta son i was born in the future

solid juniper
tiny plaza
azure thorn
flint gate
solid juniper
#

Pfft

hasty owl
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wait yhis reminds me i had a pet fly and named him marty mcfly

flint gate
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What they didjt tell you about back to the future was that it was based off of megaolodons existence

flint gate
solid juniper
#

I have never had a pet bug .

hasty owl
#

see thats more reasonable

flint gate
azure thorn
solid juniper
upbeat coyote
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there was a fly in the car on our 16hr road trip that we named jamie, they died like 3 times

tiny plaza
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guys i woke up after my nap today and there was a monster energy drink on my nightstand😭

hasty owl
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i literally kept the fly in a plastic container that i poked holes in and gave him my leftover dinner

flint gate
uneven palm
flint gate
#

Wait

solid juniper
flint gate
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Wait give me a minute don’t embarrass me i combined your names by accident

uneven palm
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ok it wasn't DEAD but i had ALIVE snails

solid juniper
azure thorn
#

i remember i would give every ladybug i met the same name

solid juniper
#

I am actually laughing so bad oh my lords .

flint gate
#

i gi

hasty owl
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i had pet shrimp one time and they had the name “bob”

swift condor
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i know were talking about bugs, but i name all pigeons daryl

flint gate
#

SHRIMP?? I want a shrimp what the fuck

swift condor
hasty owl
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yeah!! we have a shrimp tank

tiny plaza
#

one time my brother had a pet snail and killed it😭

solid juniper
#

I want a fishtank so bad grhhh .

flint gate
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i had a box of cockroaches

solid juniper
#

I love fish .

hasty owl
#

WHAAAT

tiny plaza
flint gate
solid juniper
hasty owl
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did you eat them

flint gate
#

No? they were my pets

upbeat coyote
#

so like changing topics a little, am i the only one here who thinks birds are lowkey scary?

tiny plaza
#

im gonna back away slowly now

solid juniper
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I have seen people with those big bush cockroaches as pets . GEN WHAT .

azure thorn
#

i fucking love birds

flint gate
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before i turned 16 my only goal was to buy the box of cockroaches from the aquatics store bevaus u had to be 16

solid juniper
azure thorn
#

HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN THE POTOO BIRD

hasty owl
upbeat coyote
flint gate
solid juniper
#

I WAS CHASED BY A CHICKEN ONTO A TRAMPOLINE ONCE DO NOT EVEN .

upbeat coyote
tiny plaza
#

I hate cassowaries

steady crown
#

why do you have a pet bug kiel

upbeat coyote
uneven palm
#

i love birds

solid juniper
azure thorn
#

we had toucans where i lived

upbeat coyote
#

ok so storytime, i met two cassowaries at the age of like 9 and one ran at the fence of its enclosure, directly towards us, and nearly bit my dad

solid juniper
#

Discord is lowk tweaking ok .

steady crown
upbeat coyote
#

anyway yeah birds scare me

flint gate
solid juniper
tiny plaza
upbeat coyote
#

for a while i described them as 'velociraptor birds'

flint gate
solid juniper
#

PFFT

uneven palm
upbeat coyote
#

pink

tiny plaza
azure thorn
#

have you guys seen a hummingbird snore

flint gate
#

ALSO

solid juniper
flint gate
#

those terror birds are so fucking cool i think they’re called shoebills

azure thorn
#

YES

hasty owl
#

STOP ATIP

uneven palm
#

geese aren't that bad😢😢😢

solid juniper
#

SHOEBILLS .

flint gate
#

me when the shoes pay the bills…

hasty owl
#

shoebills are STOPPPPP

azure thorn
#

YES YES YES OMFGGGG I LOVE ALL BIRDS SHOEBILLS ARE FUCKING AMAZING

flint gate
tiny plaza
upbeat coyote
#

nightmare creature

uneven palm
flint gate
#

BRO IF I WAS AN ANIMAL ID BE A SHOEBILL

solid juniper
upbeat coyote
#

that sounds like a machine gun during mating season

flint gate
#

Why would u say that about me

solid juniper
#

I am also scared of almost everything so .

azure thorn
#

everytime i see a bird when i'm outside, i will literally stop walking and just stare at it

upbeat coyote
tiny plaza
safe hazel
#

meow

upbeat coyote
#

it's terrifying

flint gate
azure thorn
#

i could stare at a blue jay on a tree for HOURS

safe hazel
#

hai chatters o/

swift condor
solid juniper
#

Hey !!

azure thorn
flint gate
safe hazel
flint gate
safe hazel
#

HEP HAI WAVES HELLO HAIII

#

waiting for the rice to cook...... 🥀

swift condor
upbeat coyote
flint gate
safe hazel
#

OH YEA I REMVER

flint gate
flint gate
#

Bad. not bed.

swift condor
safe hazel
#

😭

upbeat coyote
flint gate
#

right where did kiel go your bug is hangry

upbeat coyote
#

go eat some crumbs

flint gate
swift condor
#

bro think he ringo starr spoon selfie

safe hazel
#

what a silly looking spoon

flint gate
#

What the hell is that spoon doing on that cat bro

safe hazel
#

spooner.....

swift condor
unique delta
flint gate
swift condor
#

no

flint gate
#

that’s like so not cool man :/

uneven palm
safe hazel
#

ijbol as they say in the business

flint gate
#

Me too
let’s burst together
laughs

uneven palm
#

yes twin

azure thorn
flint gate
#

ong on god

solid juniper
flint gate
steady crown
#

i think he's in the mood for spaghetti

flint gate
#

Who?

swift condor
#

you

flint gate
#

Ahhh d_squidy

upbeat coyote
#

wtf is that emote

flint gate
solid juniper
flint gate
#

Ok * shoots you with my alien laser eyes *

upbeat coyote
#

wow youre a bug and an alien?

azure thorn
#

horseshoe crabs

flint gate
#

No ima bug with alien laser eyes, Micheal Badell

#

why did it send twice

swift condor
#

it did not

flint gate
#

Yo wtf i’m tweaking

swift condor
#

what else is new

flint gate
#

DISCORDIS PISSING MYE OFF

flint gate
swift condor
#

discord being evil to its users, fork found in kitchen

flint gate
#

wtf is that sticker name hello?

swift condor
#

i just don't pay attention to sticker names ngl

flint gate
swift condor
#

i've got one called "you smell" and it's just a cat sniffing the camera

flint gate
#

The sticker name is you

azure thorn
#

me

upbeat coyote
flint gate
flint gate
azure thorn
flint gate
#

Apart from when you do

swift condor
flint gate
#

is that micheal afton?

upbeat coyote
swift condor
#

sooo close, that is george harrison of the beatles and the travelling wilburys

flint gate
flint gate
#

No i’m lying he doesn’t

#

HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE

swift condor
flint gate
#

The hot

#

STOP THEHOFF THE HOFF

#

No i’m thinking of bob ross nvm

upbeat coyote
flint gate
#

Joe MMAMAM

azure thorn
#

mama mia

swift condor
#

here we go again

azure thorn
#

my my

swift condor
#

i refuse to say the next line to anyone in this server

azure thorn
#

i do not remember the lyrics

upbeat coyote
swift condor
#

i remember the lyrics very well, abba was the first proper band i got interested in

azure thorn
#

uhh something something i should not have let you go

#

yesss i've been brokenhearted ooooooo since the day we parteddd

upbeat coyote
#

"just how much i missed you" or something??

azure thorn
#

but my aim is gettin' better

swift condor
azure thorn
#

now i really now

#

i should not have let you goooo

swift condor
#

i should learn the riff to that

uneven palm
#

ace hitting vocals

upbeat coyote
#

what do you mean i've written for like. 2 hours.

swift condor
azure thorn
upbeat coyote
#

i need it

swift condor
#

please i have an assignment due on monday

upbeat coyote
#

skill issue

flint gate
swift condor
#

leave it to the other brit to know that song line by line

flint gate
#

oh farts sake

uneven palm
flint gate
azure thorn
#

i know "The Winner Takes it All" and "Lay All Your Love on Me" better

azure thorn
swift condor
#

i know most abba songs

upbeat coyote
#

part of me wants to keep writing but also i feel like all the juice has run out..

upbeat coyote
#

wheres the juice store

flint gate
#

It costs like 50p at aldi

azure thorn
#

at the clothes store

swift condor
upbeat coyote
flint gate
#

WHY ARE YOU BUYING [juice] AT THE SOUP STORE

swift condor
upbeat coyote
#

what if i gave you a nickel for it

flint gate
azure thorn
flint gate
#

oh you meant the price

azure thorn
#

i was going to say something but it sounds really bad

flint gate
upbeat coyote
#

worse

azure thorn
#

you

flint gate
#

Hi

swift condor
#

source: i'm autistic about the 60s and 70s

upbeat coyote
azure thorn
flint gate
#

me and aesher literally fought in the battle of hastings, respect your seniors you peasants

upbeat coyote
#

haha aesher is old

flint gate
azure thorn
swift condor
upbeat coyote
flint gate
azure thorn
#

bro will not see his face on the money bill

flint gate
#

who’s bill

upbeat coyote
#

would you like some tea and biscuits

azure thorn
flint gate
uneven palm
upbeat coyote
flint gate
flint gate
swift condor
uneven palm
#

LMAAAOOOO

upbeat coyote
uneven palm
#

british innit

flint gate
#

great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies

upbeat coyote
#

thank you aesher for being my british to american translator

swift condor
flint gate
swift condor
#

HAVE YOUS SEEN THE VIDEO OF THAT BORIS LOOKIN GUY AND HE CHASES AFTER PEOPLE GOING "BLOODY RAPSCALLIONS"

flint gate
#

YES

swift condor
#

i'm so fond of that one

upbeat coyote
#

whos boris..

swift condor
#

former prime minister boris johnson

#

described by a tweet as looking, "like a block of cheese trying to understand time travel"

azure thorn
#

i remember he was voted Most Attractive Person

flint gate
#

I am a fighter and not a quitter
I am resigning

swift condor
uneven palm
azure thorn
#

becuase the Brits' sarcasm knows no bounds

swift condor
#

who were they asking to vote, the blind?

flint gate
#

“i remember running through the fields of wheat”

uneven palm
#

sky tv😢

azure thorn