chatroom-1

[upbeat coyote]

make an exception??? for jester????

[solid juniper]

I JUST ACCIDENTALLY THREW MY PHONE AT MY FACE .

[upbeat coyote]

you good?

[solid juniper]

My nose . 🥹

[azure thorn]

how do you throw something at yourself

[solid juniper]

Ya ..... I am making it .....

[solid juniper]

Well you see, My hands, They do not work the way hands should .

[azure thorn]

oo what are you making

[solid juniper]

Uh idk survival .

[hasty owl]

my nail just flew off im actually going craY

[solid juniper]

A living .

[upbeat coyote]

mood

[swift condor]

so uh. yknow that thing you said? about how the algorithm knows?

[solid juniper]

HELP ?

[azure thorn]

at least you're getting it off ?

[flint gate]

i keep almost forwarding random messages to friends trying to reply to them

[upbeat coyote]

mhm

[hasty owl]

I DO THAT ALL YHE TIME

[solid juniper]

I have almost done this so many times . It is terrifying .

[upbeat coyote]

i always worry im gonna forward to the wrong place whenever i do actually forward a message

[solid juniper]

REAL AND I FUCKING HAVE BRO .

[flint gate]

SHIT PING OH NK

[swift condor]

it knows i want pierrot stuff to send you and is not giving me any tfc at all now

[flint gate]

DONT BURN ME AT THE STAKE PLSEASELEASEPLSWSE

[upbeat coyote]

HRJGKKRKF

[solid juniper]

I WAS TRYING TO FORWARD A FUCKING SCRIPT TO MY SERVER ONCE AND I FORWARDED IT TO SOME RANDOM FUCKING PLACE AND HAD TO QUICKLY BACKTRACK LIKE FUCKKKK .

[upbeat coyote]

[hasty owl]

pleaaaase pleeeeaase pleaaase dont probe im erogjt

[upbeat coyote]

...?

[flint gate]

don’t.. don’t what…?

[swift condor]

wh. someone's posted the beatles entire first Washington Coliseum concert on twitter? like. the entire 35 minutes of it?

[solid juniper]

I think gen was trying to say prove I'm right but idk .

[upbeat coyote]

free concert ig

[hasty owl]

ITS AOWNT

GUYS PLEASE ITS A SONG

[swift condor]

i've already watched it all on youtube for free, but still

[upbeat coyote]

also i think this actually just means the algorithm doesn't want me to send you any jester stuff...

the algorithm does not like you methinks /silly

[solid juniper]

https://tenor.com/view/taraterrorful-tara-terrorful-cute-cute-cat-cat-gif-15748890713877222049

Okay I need to stop with that today .

I am very macarena .

It is stuck in my head .

[upbeat coyote]

HELP i didnt realize that was a gif of a cat doing the macarena i thought it was just a gif of a cat flexing

[solid juniper]

HELP NO .

My inhaler just .

Stabbed the shit out of me because I leaned with it in my pocket . I am sobbing bru .

WHY is the lid sharp anyways .

Discord just threw me into the abyss with only a keyboard ?

[swift condor]

ow i've just elbowed a guitar

[upbeat coyote]

it's been too long since i've listened to this song

[solid juniper]

Why are we all being caused pain by inanimate objects .

[swift condor]

https://tenor.com/view/markiplier-chair-iron-lung-fall-broken-chair-gif-12039586397809204093

[solid juniper]

Bru I about hacked up a lung what the hell why did I choke on air so bad ......

[swift condor]

i want to sew

[solid juniper]

I want to lay down .

https://tenor.com/view/sad-cry-cat-kitty-tears-gif-24106422

[covert olive]

oh ive been sewing alot recently

[swift condor]

teach me your ways

[tiny plaza]

hi

[covert olive]

thers alot of youtube videos you try to learn from

[solid juniper]

https://tenor.com/view/that's-true-thats-true-aaron-burr-leslie-odom-jr-lin-manuel-miranda-gif-14698494202227155774

[upbeat coyote]

why is the chat filled with hamilton

[hasty owl]

why not

[worthy bone]

hi

[swift condor]

we're not throwing away our shots

[covert olive]

its the room where it happens

[swift condor]

https://tenor.com/view/hamilton-aaron-burr-funny-dance-run-away-gif-17726224

[upbeat coyote]

my guy was haulin ass

[swift condor]

he's got to be in the room, yknow

[hasty owl]

throw away your shot 💔

[muted elbow]

he REALLY needa be in that room

[swift condor]

https://tenor.com/view/hamilton-leslie-odom-jr-hamilton-musical-the-room-where-it-happens-table-gif-5531301

[hasty owl]

hamilton 🙏🏽

[solid juniper]

DAN I I WASNTED TO MAKE THIS JOKE BUT I

[swift condor]

if there is any hamilton mention in a conversation i'm active in, expect a My Shot joke within 5 messages

[solid juniper]

Damn it I wanted to make this joke but I was busy and my phone lagged out .

I give up bro .

[swift condor]

also. dan is the name of my teacher

[solid juniper]

Shhhh

[swift condor]

[solid juniper]

This cat man .

Attacking the cord and having the audacity to get mad at ME when I get onto him for it .

Like your little trill is not going to change anything GET OFF MY CORD .

[swift condor]

but consider. he's baby

[solid juniper]

Dear gods water is so nasty .

[solid juniper]

Demon baby .....

[swift condor]

Good Omens Episode 1 be like

[solid juniper]

Pfft

WHY IS IT SO HOT FUCKKKK .

Why am I just .

https://tenor.com/view/exploding-cat-cat-car-meow-explosion-gif-13527070362113797677

[swift condor]

🧊

[solid juniper]

Thank you .

[swift condor]

fond of this gif

[solid juniper]

🎉

[hasty owl]

cat laying on me

[covert olive]

im trying to draw gen loss ranboo but he looks like that one baby from the who's you daddy game😭

[solid juniper]

Awhhh

[swift condor]

OH it was the plumbing

[solid juniper]

My cats are batshit INSANE .

[swift condor]

i was about to say i can hear a noise and couldn't tell if it was my pc, the plumbing, or outside

[solid juniper]

https://tenor.com/view/hair-ruffle-hikaru-yoshiki-the-summer-hikaru-died-hikaru-ga-shinda-natsu-gif-13347851458053549233

[swift condor]

bro my back

[hasty owl]

REAL

[solid juniper]

My back has been bothering me lately also .

I cannot do shit without this mfer protesting like dude we are not 90 pack it up .

[swift condor]

https://tenor.com/view/nikolai-gogol-bungo-stray-dogs-bsd-gif-343502196601373138

[gaunt plover]

i might not do floor 12

dont have fugue or dahlia

[swift condor]

i've learned that actually using a hot water bottle makes you warmer

[hasty owl]

well yea

[swift condor]

who'd have thunk

i usually just put it in my bed and let it heat up the bed. never does that good of a job though, perhaps i should get a heated blanket 💭

[hasty owl]

i have a question

[swift condor]

i may have an answer

[hasty owl]

why are you putting a water bottle in your bed

[upbeat coyote]

cause its warm

[swift condor]

because an early name for it is "bed warmer"

[hasty owl]

inchresting..

[solid juniper]

https://tenor.com/view/vox-voxhazbin-s2-season-2-hazbin-hotel-gif-6275444749394389498

Bedtime soon ..... Maybe ..... Please ..... 🥹

No keyboard not Maybelline thank you .

[jagged sun]

Hello I’m back

[swift condor]

so i'm driving cabs in gta 4, and i don't like how much the passengers just yap

like, you're not gonna pay me less for driving recklessly, so shush up and let me drive

[jagged sun]

Oops

Welp, i guess they wanted to make you feel what it’s like to be the person who drives 😅

[upbeat coyote]

chat do i lay down and read or draw .. mmnot sure

[hasty owl]

reas

[misty yarrow]

Chat I had a good day I went on a sushi date with my partner then we went to my house and watched anime

[covert olive]

my shoulder hurts so much

i have a bagel

[swift condor]

share

[hasty owl]

batel

[azure thorn]

yum

[rigid sequoia]

Gah

[jagged sun]

Read

[jagged sun]

That sound nice to hear, glad you have a good day

[misty yarrow]

Ty :DD

[jagged sun]

You’re welcome :3

[eternal timber]

Hey guys i cant believe today is my birthday

[unique delta]

happy birthday

[eternal timber]

Thx

[muted elbow]

Frob ! Hi

[unique delta]

hello

[strong cypress]

INJUST FOUND A SCREENSHOT FROM 2021 RANCORD

[agile mist]

omg don’t remind me of 2021 rancord

[strong cypress]

#media

[rigid sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/bangchan-im-foive-skz-stray-kids-bang-chan-gif-12123955115274644088

[strong cypress]

omg do you guys remember the dot thay got bigger and kept eating people and texts

[jagged sun]

Eh?

[strong cypress]

it was a c3 thing. if you werent a c3 regular you wouldnt get it #fr what am i saying .

it was liek august 2021 it was weird 😭😭😭

[jagged sun]

okay got it, but so confused what happened on that time

[frigid tapir]

its my birthday today

[jagged sun]

Happy birthday

It’s 2am…I just realized

Not sure if I should watch the stream 😭

[muted elbow]

2 am stream is crazy but whatever helps coping

Sad times for reals..

[jagged sun]

Yeah..

[agile mist]

I feel like ranboo streaming after getting stood up is actually crossing my parasocial boundaries. I don’t need to know that !!

[unique delta]

another birthday, happy birthday

[frigid tapir]

thank you so much

[surreal ridge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/793199370673193014/1285829303598317628/glorpmeeting.gif

me when im da pitt

[calm osprey]

Nerds

[unique delta]

so glorp

hi cue

[muted elbow]

Glorpin time

[surreal ridge]

me when glorp

[muted elbow]

[surreal ridge]

hellooooopo everyone

[calm osprey]

Hey Frosty

[unique delta]

[surreal ridge]

wibard

[muted elbow]

Lil wizard kitty what spells will it cast

[unique delta]

doom

[muted elbow]

So fireball then

[rigid sequoia]

[muted elbow]

Friend hi!! Totally didn't say hi to u just earlier totally

[rigid sequoia]

Never you'd never do that

[muted elbow]

Where have my sons gone..

[rigid sequoia]

Wait I don't think I ever showed gang the gift my friend got me hold on

[unique delta]

my chess engine is playing and winning at 2100 elo this is wonderful

[muted elbow]

Next saturday.. I make brownies

[surreal ridge]

ohhh I made banana breads yesterday

[muted elbow]

Woah share

[rigid sequoia]

Woah me too

[surreal ridge]

I can snap a photo when I go back to the kitchen but me and my boyf and roommate have been frfr

[unique delta]

I made like muffins 2 weeks ago... (I don't bake)

[rigid sequoia]

Share....

[muted elbow]

They r for my lil siblings' bday party

[surreal ridge]

i sned u all banba bread......

[muted elbow]

There will prolly be leftovers I will share then

No spelling errors were made

[surreal ridge]

ya

[muted elbow]

I'm so good at typing

[rigid sequoia]

I forget people have siblings oml

[muted elbow]

Smh

[rigid sequoia]

My bad gang

[jagged sun]

I’m back

Went to watch stream

[muted elbow]

aghhh teeth

[jagged sun]

Eh

What happened?

[swift condor]

it is. the morning

[hasty owl]

im eating eggs yay

[vivid silo]

I feel so bad about how rude some of chat was being during Ranboo’s last stream :(

[cyan rapids]

real :/

[flint gate]

yawns

[vivid silo]

That person was so rude for that :( I don’t know how some people can just completely drop communication

[primal ledge]

hello all good morning

or good afternoon

it’s almost 9 am here

[swift condor]

https://tenor.com/view/nikolai-gogol-bungo-stray-dogs-bsd-gif-343502196601373138

[hasty owl]

https://tenor.com/ifnX8Kv9GpM.gif

[flint gate]

yo that’s me

[swift condor]

hiii

[flint gate]

aesher

[swift condor]

sid

[upbeat coyote]

[swift condor]

real

[hasty owl]

february 26th

be ready.

[steady crown]

..?

[hasty owl]

February 26th, 2026.

[solid juniper]

What the fuck are you on about .

[steady crown]

guys..?

[solid juniper]

More like what the fuck are you on in general but .

Okay sorry it is too early for malice . How are we ? Or whatever .

[hasty owl]

guys

[swift condor]

i dont think its ever too early for malice towards gen

[hasty owl]

WHAT

[swift condor]

hiii gen

[hasty owl]

this is genphobia

[swift condor]

this is slander

[solid juniper]

HELP ? Yeah guys it is early for malice against everyone else ! But NOT gen .

😭

[steady crown]

let's all beat gen up

[swift condor]

https://tenor.com/view/malice-malice-fortnite-malice-chair-gif-27318918

[hasty owl]

WHAT DID I DO

[solid juniper]

Backs away .

[flint gate]

[hasty owl]

GUYS..? FEBRUARY 26TH..?

[flint gate]

yes.. what about it….

[swift condor]

so i think discord is actively trying to make me ping you

[hasty owl]

its a special day

[flint gate]

gen what the FUCK is your status.

[hasty owl]

OK OK LISTEN

[flint gate]

no.

[hasty owl]

I DIDNT SET THAT AND I.

[swift condor]

i looked up and just saw @ [pausing so it doesnt ping] vodkida in my textbox like ??? discord what

[hasty owl]

PLEASE GUYS PLEASE I SWEAR

[flint gate]

it’s a bad day to know english

[swift condor]

wait gen did you see the meme i made in gangcord media

[hasty owl]

uhmmm no

[flint gate]

HEY THERES A GANGCORD

[swift condor]

this should not be new information, it's mentioned several times a day

[hasty owl]

maui wowiiieee

[swift condor]

maui? like. moana guy?

[hasty owl]

maui like the island

[swift condor]

oh yeah i forgot about that

[flint gate]

yes but i’ve like never spoken here in my life

[swift condor]

me when i lie

[hasty owl]

its okay twin 💗

[hasty owl]

IMCRYINGGG

[upbeat coyote]

wdym it's sid's first day here obviously

[flint gate]

Glowneriterakenuinely

[upbeat coyote]

what

[flint gate]

Yes

[hasty owl]

labubuflowlowkenuinely

[upbeat coyote]

labubu???

[swift condor]

keep chat english only please, sid (staff this is not minimodding, i'm making a joke)

[hasty owl]

wait whats the other one

[flint gate]

Omg did somebody say Labubus i love those!! That’s like the new trend right… I love labubus!!! Labubu ❤️labubu ❤️

[hasty owl]

sid youre so funny please dont explode

[upbeat coyote]

yeah brand new trend

[flint gate]

Too late there i go

[flint gate]

[azure thorn]

morning

[hasty owl]

who the hell is that

[swift condor]

that's George

[solid juniper]

Please no .

[flint gate]

georgefrom the beetle 🪲 ????

[swift condor]

yes 🥹

[solid juniper]

Yup !!

[flint gate]

Ong that’s like my favourite niche band

[hasty owl]

🪲🪲🪲🪲 holy shit its the beetles

[swift condor]

https://tenor.com/v8lwmymOpGX.gif

he's so odd i love him

[flint gate]

Why do we have the beatles but not the labubus😢

[hasty owl]

lets make a band called the labubus

[flint gate]

Eyes

[swift condor]

no thanks

[flint gate]

Kiel can be georeg

[flint gate]

Why not….

[swift condor]

https://tenor.com/fBBDWTqqbnH.gif

[azure thorn]

dawg it's 9am

[flint gate]

It’s nearly 3pm mush

[swift condor]

someone tell me why i just searched "george" into tenor expecting to see gifs of mr harrison

[hasty owl]

did you s ee the monkey

[azure thorn]

i don't have the hell timezone

[swift condor]

not "george harrison", not "george beatles" literally just "george"

[flint gate]

WAIT GUYS

[swift condor]

gen what does this mean

[solid juniper]

https://tenor.com/view/korkeasaari-korkeasaari-zoo-helsinki-zoo-korkeasaaren-eläintarha-eläin-gif-12662229829916270015

[flint gate]

I GOT TWO MIKU KEYCHAINS YESTERDAY sorry this isn’t relevant i just got really excited.

[swift condor]

OH CURIOUS GEORGE

[hasty owl]

bro george the monkey

[azure thorn]

Hatsune Miku

[hasty owl]

YOOOO !!

[swift condor]

no it was just various gifs with the name over them

https://tenor.com/bwzZk.gif

[flint gate]

George

[hasty owl]

George

[solid juniper]

That is just me .

[swift condor]

george doesn't look like it's spelled right

[solid juniper]

It is .

[flint gate]

just wait till i get gif perms im going to be unstoppable

[solid juniper]

I trust .

[hasty owl]

guys do uou want to see my gof

[upbeat coyote]

have you been spelling it differently for so long that the 'correct' way looks wrong again?

[solid juniper]

Look at me with my perms . All I ever do is send gifs bru .

[hasty owl]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1078856874545381559/1471580661398638644/IMG_4037.png?ex=6992bf8a&is=69916e0a&hm=137e0d6ab4edf06c2a52e12aa6ad4738927f1d4a0b086540eafb642b5383c39d&

OHHH MY GOD.

guys i

[swift condor]

no it's just one of those moments where i've been reading it too much too quickly, and now it looks wrong

although me and the doppleganger refer to him as jorj

sometimes gorj jorj

[flint gate]

Errmm english only please:////

[hasty owl]

imxrune

[swift condor]

GEORGE IS GORGE

[upbeat coyote]

ah, yeah fair

[swift condor]

https://tenor.com/hHavXLuSVWT.gif

[hasty owl]

no its jorge

[swift condor]

that gif looks vaguely more like john than george, interesting

john with george's jawline

and people say the beatles all look the same

[upbeat coyote]

their son

[hasty owl]

the

[swift condor]

https://tenor.com/vwbI.gif

[hasty owl]

thank you

[swift condor]

i mean. i don't think any of them were straight so.

[hasty owl]

now that i know i can send my gojo image.. rancord is gonna get.. pwetty inchresting

[hasty owl]

guys…?

[flint gate]

right here! What can i assist with

[hasty owl]

should i make a geto version

[flint gate]

No

[hasty owl]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1078856874545381559/1471580661398638644/IMG_4037.png?ex=6992bf8a&is=69916e0a&hm=137e0d6ab4edf06c2a52e12aa6ad4738927f1d4a0b086540eafb642b5383c39d&

thats me btw

[flint gate]

why is his right hand twisted uncomfortably

[swift condor]

you don't know it's uncomfortable

[hasty owl]

it’s okay dont worry

i keep laughing to myself because of that one markiplier image

[solid juniper]

I have coffee . Who is surprised ? Nobody raises their hand . Okay guys ......

[flint gate]

Helo welcome my name is iron lung

[solid juniper]

You really baffle me sometimes .

[flint gate]

Me🤪🤪🤪

I’m surprised

[hasty owl]

im scared what does this mean

[flint gate]

It means
You baffle Kiel sometimes

[solid juniper]

Thank you . At least someone is . 🙏🏻

[swift condor]

https://tenor.com/bLmBe.gif

[hasty owl]

What thethank

[solid juniper]

You really baffle me sometimes .

[flint gate]

Wait where did his hair?

[swift condor]

gone

[solid juniper]

HELP ? BALDIPLIER ?

[flint gate]

m

[hasty owl]

BALDIPLIWR

[swift condor]

https://tenor.com/b0WH7.gif

[solid juniper]

I plugged my charger in and the thing tried to kill me istg .

[swift condor]

gang i need a new chair with which to curl up in

[solid juniper]

The amount of times I have nearly been electrocuted by charger cords man .

I could make a living on the money I would get if I got a dollar for every time I did .

[hasty owl]

she gon call me baby boo

[flint gate]

No ❤️ no no no no no No no no

[swift condor]

what.

[flint gate]

U da real charger cord

[hasty owl]

she gon call me baby boo

[solid juniper]

Nah nah honey I'm good I could have another and I probably should but I I have somebody at home . Sorry excuse me .

[flint gate]

she gon call me pomegranate

[swift condor]

repeating the sentence does not clarify anything i fear

[hasty owl]

she gon call me genesis

[solid juniper]

Yes, Because this is your name .

[swift condor]

no we gon call you freak

[flint gate]

gen u need to hop on the Love it ❤️ love it ❤️ granola vehicle dogg

[hasty owl]

is this a pinterest comment

[flint gate]

NO

[steady crown]

everybody call you genesis so does this mean youre misgendering all of us

[flint gate]

ITS FROM A TIKTOK

[solid juniper]

I feel like an alien sometimes with how little I understand references . Like an alien studying the human race or something .

[hasty owl]

okay wait letvme lookbit up

[flint gate]

ITS SO FUNY

[swift condor]

wait i have a george harrison quote, hold

[solid juniper]

Oh lawd .

[flint gate]

U da real reference

ok sorry 😢

[solid juniper]

I KEEP LAUGHING EVERYTIME I AM CALLED THE REAL ( INSERT THING ) PLEASE ......

[flint gate]

I goggle

[steady crown]

u da real element of laughter

[swift condor]

be not afraid

[solid juniper]

No you are okay . This is funny to me . Funnier than it should be . 🙏🏻

[solid juniper]

Okay biblically accurate angel ass .

[solid juniper]

I that I ..... I never say ahh but maybe I should have ...... Maybe I should have ......

[swift condor]

"Sometimes I feel like I’m actually on the wrong planet. And, it’s great when I’m in my garden, but the minute I go out the gate I think, ‘What the hell am I doing here?'"

[solid juniper]

Oh wait this is real actually what .

[swift condor]

if any of the beatles were to be autistic, i vote george

[hasty owl]

ehat the helk an i foing hererreee

[flint gate]

I think i would rather not see an angel’s ass

Yo i really want a pizza

[steady crown]

IM CRYIJE

[swift condor]

crepe by radiohead

[solid juniper]

STOP LMFAO I MEANT I PLEASE GUYS . 😭

[flint gate]

Pancake by stereofeet

[swift condor]

i'm calling up your local pizza place

[hasty owl]

Love it 💗 Love it 💗 Love it 💗 Brilliant

[swift condor]

haha

[flint gate]

Hate it❤️

[solid juniper]

George ( cat ) just appeared into this room out of nowhere .

[swift condor]

heard his name

[solid juniper]

WHY IS HE LOOKING AT ME LIKE I KILLED HIS FAMILY .

[flint gate]

George george❤️ george greg rgeo

[flint gate]

Oh i thought we was meant to keep that a secret from chatroom

[solid juniper]

He had to be evicted . 🥹

HELP .

[swift condor]

https://tenor.com/view/george-harrison-loop-dance-gif-4531889581360658289

[hasty owl]

bro just hipping and hopping

[solid juniper]

I opened this chat and nearly choked on my cereal bar because of this .

[flint gate]

He’s not moving???

[swift condor]

click on it

[flint gate]

I did he’s not moving

[solid juniper]

You just have to look really really hard .

[hasty owl]

is your interest bad

[flint gate]

he isn’t moving guys

[swift condor]

uh get better internet

[flint gate]

No i have a lot of interests thanks

[solid juniper]

Squint and imagine . 🫶

[solid juniper]

Gen .

[hasty owl]

STOP I MEAN INTERBET

[flint gate]

my internet is really good he’s literally not moving

[swift condor]

omg imagine..,..,. john lennon reference

[flint gate]

I think your gif is a still image

[solid juniper]

https://tenor.com/view/taraterrorful-tara-terrorful-cute-cute-cat-cat-gif-15748890713877222049

[flint gate]

i recently found out that sean lennon collabed with the beastie boys

I was flabbergasted i was like wow someone i have no interest in collabed with one of my fav bands!!! Wow❤️ love it love it love it

Ok just leave me then why don’t you guys

[hasty owl]

im getting food but idk what

[flint gate]

Pizza

[hasty owl]

i think we might have pizza let me look

[solid juniper]

I was elsewhere .

I almost said Elsawhere okay .

[flint gate]

Unbelieveabke

bet you were in chococritters town-square

[hasty owl]

HELP THE CALL OUT

[solid juniper]

I was actually in a friend server fighting for my life . But yeah normally I am in chococritters ......

I was actually just about to check the server . 😭

[hasty owl]

im cryin

[swift condor]

i can just hear the Simpsons theme echoing from downstairs

[hasty owl]

thats mebsorry

[solid juniper]

Nothing interesting is happening in there nvm .

[swift condor]

need to get into my top 3 emotes

[flint gate]

this is a motherfuckin INVITATION!!!!!

[solid juniper]

I believe in you .

[flint gate]

Lamb of god🤤🤤🌞

[hasty owl]

should i change my name or continue being gen

[flint gate]

Then let’s make it interesting

[flint gate]

Change it to badness

[hasty owl]

okay

[flint gate]

HELP NE

[solid juniper]

🙏🏻

[swift condor]

i fear my first thought was "send mini keanu"

[flint gate]

IM CRINE

[solid juniper]

Squints .

[swift condor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/889185838418759754/1472610392130846790/300px-Short_Keanu_Reeves.png?ex=699332cd&is=6991e14d&hm=4f8beb9dd8e14a8d2283cae845026046a0703ec0c5f63e76749c55136be98299&

[flint gate]

GEN BADNESS MEANS LIKE ROADMAN WHERE I AM

[swift condor]

do they even have the term roadman in america

[hasty owl]

what is a roadmen

[flint gate]

Aesher show gen what a roadman is i don’t have perms

[swift condor]

https://tenor.com/bYZwN.gif

[solid juniper]

I should check sp ..... Maybe ......

[flint gate]

this is a TERRIBLE example

[hasty owl]

INCRYING

[flint gate]

NO ROADMEN ARE MEAN

[swift condor]

google defines roadman as "a young man who is associated with street culture and is characterised as tough and combative, especially one who is a gang member"

[hasty owl]

do they wear nike tech

[flint gate]

theyre like
Yo what you sayin my g you tryna scrap yeah don’t chat to me styll

[swift condor]

and the used-in-a-sentence thing is "if you're a white middle class student, please stop talking like a roadman"

[flint gate]

Yo my g dap me up dap me up

[swift condor]

"an evolved version of the Chav", according to Urban Dictionary

[hasty owl]

ohh

[swift condor]

i'm so fond of using slang when i'm like 99% certain most of the people in the convo won't understand

[flint gate]

OpHHHHH FOOD IGHTWRS

[flint gate]

i’ve started calling people mush

[solid juniper]

I audibly sighed .

Love is in the air . 🫰🏻

[swift condor]

sometimes i join chat with an "eyup", sometimes an "eyup duckies"

[hasty owl]

duckies

[flint gate]

OH MY GODDD WOLVES ARE WINNING

[swift condor]

football, i'm assuming?

[upbeat coyote]

[flint gate]

YessSSEYYSSS

[upbeat coyote]

is this good

[flint gate]

YES

[swift condor]

i'm not fond of football, which is a bit shit because of the city i live in

[upbeat coyote]

then yay!

[flint gate]

MY WOLVES ARE WINNING!!!!!

[solid juniper]

I KEEP DROPPING THINGS BECAUSE MY HANDS WILL NOT WORK PLEASE .

[flint gate]

WE NEVER WIN FOR SHIT

[hasty owl]

when my eyes turn red run

[flint gate]

when my run turns eyes Red

[swift condor]

when your eyes turn red, i'm gonna charge at you

[solid juniper]

So scary .....

[flint gate]

When you run❤️ Turn

[steady crown]

bro thinks hes tuff

[hasty owl]

because i am

[flint gate]

Goodness

[swift condor]

call bro a small harp, because he is a lyre

[solid juniper]

I miss that hotel spinning chair . I want . To spin .

[hasty owl]

i chuckled

[swift condor]

https://tenor.com/Vi1A.gif

[solid juniper]

It took me a minute .

[flint gate]

wh y is your premium section so o

What did i just say hello????

[solid juniper]

LMFAO ?

[flint gate]

i meant why is your pronoun section so ominous

[solid juniper]

I was like ???

Wait what . OH THAT .

[flint gate]

Take responsibility.
70 Days.

[solid juniper]

Take responsibility is a commonly said thing in mouthwashing !! And the 70 days is a birthday countdown . Though I need to switch the numbers ......

[solid juniper]

This . Well yes this is ominous actually ......

[hasty owl]

bunger

[solid juniper]

I am laughing so much right now please .

[swift condor]

😈 🍔

[hasty owl]

what is this

[swift condor]

that is the mods symbol

[hasty owl]

interesting

[solid juniper]

Coffee is so good guys .

[flint gate]

what is this

[solid juniper]

I think I would crumble in a world without coffee .

[solid juniper]

Me on a good day .

[flint gate]

STOP IT WHY DOES HE LOOK BADNESS

Badness tekky ✌️✌️✌️

Sorry z I’m hyper today

[solid juniper]

It is ok . 🙏🏻

[flint gate]

Helo.???? What happened to normality…

[solid juniper]

It died a long time ago . 🙏🏻

[hasty owl]

im sohubgry

[solid juniper]

I need to stop with the damn 🙏🏻 .

[hasty owl]

im so hungry i could eat the entirety of south america

[flint gate]

Hello! sohubgry💂

[solid juniper]

What is wrong with you .

[flint gate]

True i’ll take the north

[hasty owl]

bye bye america 🤤

[swift condor]

do you have 8 hours to spare while we start listing?

[solid juniper]

LMFAO .

[flint gate]

8 or 9 hours more like

[hasty owl]

6 or 7

[swift condor]

leave.

[flint gate]

🫴🫳 899999

[solid juniper]

https://tenor.com/view/vox-vox-67-67-mute-vox-mute-gif-13719654385902411365

[hasty owl]

imcrying

[swift condor]

the vox one is the only one i enjoy

[solid juniper]

^⁠_⁠^

[hasty owl]

i really wabr a burger

[flint gate]

[flint gate]

You’re a burger

[solid juniper]

It is because it is me sending it and vox is my guy or whatever not romantically I mean like yk .

THAT SOUNDS SO EGOTISTICAL STOP .

" it is because it is ME sending it " okay bro pack it up .

[flint gate]

All i could read here was the words “it is” so in my head i was just going It is it is it is

[swift condor]

zai i've just seen a horrifying vox gif

[solid juniper]

HELP . It is guys !!

[solid juniper]

Oh ?

[swift condor]

https://tenor.com/view/hazbin-hotel-vox-go-to-sleep-go-to-sleep-hazbin-hotel-go-to-sleep-vox-gif-15531456553483638507

[steady crown]

what da hell​

[hasty owl]

oh i like this

[swift condor]

yeah you would

[solid juniper]

OH NOT THAT ONE THAT IS FROM THE YOUTOOZE CHANNEL OR SOMETHING I KEEP SEEING IT AND I SAW IT ON A DAMN YOUTUBE THUMBNAIL .

[steady crown]

of course you do

[solid juniper]

Oh lawd .

[flint gate]

Go to sleep … go to sleep …. 👅

[hasty owl]

go to sleeeep go to sleeeep

[flint gate]

Yo omg my sunday lunch is cooked

[solid juniper]

Here let me clarify this real quick everyone shh I will be right back .

[swift condor]

oh i wanna make an inside joke so badly, but micheal's offline and he's the only other one who'd get it

[flint gate]

Wait

Hi

[hasty owl]

YIURNAME IM

[flint gate]

What’s the inside joke?

[swift condor]

#notmymicheal

[solid juniper]

Correct . ✅

It is from Youtooz .

[hasty owl]

your micheal….. this is capitalism

[flint gate]

Youtoez

[swift condor]

[hasty owl]

insert tow

[swift condor]

TOW MATER

[flint gate]

Youtowz?

[swift condor]

https://tenor.com/smIZ0saLXRC.gif

[flint gate]

Oh

[swift condor]

omg sid did you see the official tesco shitpost on instagram?

[hasty owl]

is your baby frying? ill make it stop!

[flint gate]

NO

WHAT S ITISI IT

[swift condor]

HOLD A SEC I'LL DOWNLOAD IT

[flint gate]

my baby fried🤪🤪✌️✌️

[swift condor]

SHIT i've got another minute left of media cooldown

[hasty owl]

why is it called v

[flint gate]

wait i think ive seen it

[grim bronze]

theres like kind of equivalent words that imply similar things but they have a lot more baggage and history to them than roadman does

[flint gate]

i can’t remember

[solid juniper]

Locked up .

[grim bronze]

roadman itself is a uk only thing tho afaik

🧐

[flint gate]

yes it is

[swift condor]

https://tenor.com/5imK.gif

[solid juniper]

Heheh .

[flint gate]

that’s why gen’s name is badness because he’s a roadman

badman

[hasty owl]

oi bruv u tryna have a lil scrap at the back a the pub mate

[flint gate]

hey… i see aizawa on your carrd… aizawa… aizawa….

[swift condor]

someone. buy me a comfier chair please

[flint gate]

Get one from tesco

[swift condor]

i wish to curl up while playing gta 4, ts is nawt it

[swift condor]

no i might get hungry before bed

[flint gate]

You what mate

[hasty owl]

i yearn for tesco

[flint gate]

Right here!

i appreciate the support

[hasty owl]

HELP

[solid juniper]

The children yearn for the mines .

[solid juniper]

No .

[swift condor]

but. my back 🥹

[solid juniper]

If I have to suffer so do you .

[flint gate]

ok unc

[swift condor]

i'll buy you one in returnSTOP

[solid juniper]

We are broken back buddies .

[grim bronze]

my carrd is so outdated its embarrassing for me that youve even looked at it however yes thats my goat

[flint gate]

NOOO its cute

[solid juniper]

Perhaps ..... LMFAO AESHER IS AN UNC NOW .

[grim bronze]

i keep trying to make a new one but i lose motivation and hate it and delete it every time whoops

i gotta lock in

[flint gate]

real i only just made mine

[solid juniper]

Me with my strawpage . I make one, Hate it, Repeat .

[flint gate]

and it’s all aizawa themed

[solid juniper]

They are never enough . 💔

[flint gate]

HEY NO I LOVE YOUR STRAWPAGE

[swift condor]

I'M NOT OLD

[flint gate]

Ur older than me so ur old

[swift condor]

i need to make my carrd. i want it to be jester themed but idk how

[solid juniper]

WELL THANK YOU !!! I have been thinking of making a new one but I have not found the time .....

[upbeat coyote]

ourple & freaky

[solid juniper]

Mouthwashing would probably be the theme . Ahaha imagine that ..... Ahah .... Hah ......

[grim bronze]

i will so be looking after my ow comp game

[flint gate]

[swift condor]

my body seems to think i'm like 90 years older than i actually am 🥹

[swift condor]

not as freaky as a green carrd ofc

[solid juniper]

I just have yet to figure out how to do this .

I have many ideas but not enough brainpower to execute em .

[upbeat coyote]

freaky in a different way

[solid juniper]

But perhaps I could work on that if I get a second cup of coffee . Insert yellow mweheheh .....

[swift condor]

why can't i filter for wheely chairs in my chair search

[upbeat coyote]

snip snip

[swift condor]

[solid juniper]

Wheelchairophobia .

FUCKING VERTIGO BULLSHIT IS THIS BECAUSE OF THE DAMN CHAIR I SPUN IN LIKE TWO DAYS AGO BRO I AM SORRY .

[swift condor]

worth it for the spinny chair i think

[solid juniper]

It was fun so yes !!

[swift condor]

"view fabric detail" argos. argos this is a desk made out of metal and wood, what fucking fabric are you detailing

[upbeat coyote]

the filling

[swift condor]

ok so i forgot what i'd said and thought you were just randomly saying "the filling" like ??? what filling, i'm scared

ow my elbow again 🥹

[flint gate]

ugh guys i love the doors

[swift condor]

what about the windows

[flint gate]

Go away.

[swift condor]

never

[upbeat coyote]

what about the walls

[solid juniper]

Talking to my ma about physical media .

And my gripe with streaming services and shit ......

[swift condor]

real

bro who is setting fireworks off

it's broad daylight 🥹 no one can see your shitey overpriced fireworks

[solid juniper]

Fireworks are so ugly in the daylight bro .

Okay well they can look nice if done proper and I think a certain kind ?

WHERE DID THE UGLY ASS VIDEO OF THAT FIREWORK I HAD FROM LIKE TEN YEARS AGO GO .

Whatever man whatever .

[hasty owl]

roblox

[solid juniper]

I tried to combine Roblox and Robux in my head when I read that .

I also almost just said name instead of head ???

[hasty owl]

twin 😭😭

[flint gate]

i can’t chew my chicken

[solid juniper]

Yeah .....

I uh ......

I am okay yeah ? ......

https://tenor.com/view/gulp-cat-gif-27257259

[swift condor]

glup

[hasty owl]

gulp

[solid juniper]

Why does this cup of coffee taste funky what did she do to my coffee .

Eh, Whatever .

[swift condor]

https://tenor.com/view/dazai-bungou-stray-dogs-anime-chilling-gif-16513054

[solid juniper]

I think my taste is off actually .

This water tastes uh yeah .

[solid juniper]

This makes me laugh for uh reasons .

STOP SAYING UH KIEL .

[hasty owl]

bro is having a crisis

[solid juniper]

Wait no it tastes fine the first two sips were just odd ???

What the hell is happening guys . 🥹

[solid juniper]

I AM !!! 💔

[swift condor]

no, say uh more. join me

[solid juniper]

I already say it way too much IRL I do not need this to seep into my typing guys ......

[swift condor]

there's a joke in the uk that everyone in my city says "like" every other word, well for me it's "uh" also

[solid juniper]

GIGS ????

[swift condor]

i wish i had a typing gig

[solid juniper]

Am I perhaps from your city bro I say like so much .

[solid juniper]

Wait I get it now it was not fully stirred .

Ahah .

[swift condor]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-chair-cat-in-chair-funny-gif-26235757

[solid juniper]

I THOUGHT MY CUP FELL OVER AND I WAS ABOUT TO CRY GUYS HELP .

[solid juniper]

This is me .

[swift condor]

was i just hearing fireworks or house noises

[solid juniper]

I feel like I sound batshit insane bro .

Good freaking morning world !!

[swift condor]

oh well, we're all quite mad here

(micheal get in here)

[solid juniper]

Alice in wonderland ???

No .

Not if Micheal needs to be here . Right ???

https://tenor.com/view/cat-what-que-recalculando-loading-gif-19097337

[swift condor]

alice in wonderland

[solid juniper]

I WAS RIGHT HAH .

Should I change my profile picture wait .

[swift condor]

depends what to

[hasty owl]

Muehehe

[swift condor]

get out

[hasty owl]

ok.

[steady crown]

griwls

[solid juniper]

Same guy just a different art of him from the same artist .

[solid juniper]

I really just read girls and I was like ?

[swift condor]

i'll say go ahead then

[hasty owl]

everyone hates k9

[solid juniper]

Yayayaya

[solid juniper]

So THAT is who you are .

[swift condor]

ah you thought he was doing a Felonius Gru impression

[solid juniper]

I mean not like I was trying to figure out lowk .

I was #busy .

Sure .

[swift condor]

https://tenor.com/BfITjDtKvt.gif

[solid juniper]

OH WAIT HIM .

[hasty owl]

gorls

[steady crown]

girlllls that is not elating or whatever sampo said

[solid juniper]

OH MY GODS I AM SO STUPID WAIT .

😭

[flint gate]

i’m eating sausage roll and gravy

[hasty owl]

yum

[flint gate]

greggs

[swift condor]

GREGGS MENTION

WHAT THE FUCK IS A DECENT MEAL FOR A UNI STUDENT

[solid juniper]

Okay . So . Problem .

Discord is not letting me change my pfp .

Like . It keeps crashing .

[swift condor]

fork found in kitchen? hatred of users found in discord?

[solid juniper]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitten-cat-crying-kitten-crying-05starrynight-gif-10141647709992578610

I just want to be free man .

[hasty owl]

its a sign

[swift condor]

evil yancy from A Heist with Markiplier:

[solid juniper]

WHAT SIGN .

[hasty owl]

the sign

[solid juniper]

I am going to get you .

[swift condor]

oo can i join

[solid juniper]

Yes .

[swift condor]

let's all jump k9

[hasty owl]

WHAT DID I DO

[solid juniper]

🙏🏻

[solid juniper]

Be ominous .

[swift condor]

do you have 8 hours to spare?

[solid juniper]

My fucking jaw is hurting me please stop .

I am NOT doing ts again bro .

This was NOT the pfp I wanted but damn it I am free so whatever .

[swift condor]

help my first thought was henry emily from fnaf

i just saw blond with longish hair and a beard and went "ah henry"

[solid juniper]

NO ..... No plz .

🥹

It is curly ......

[hasty owl]

IVE DONE NOTHINT

[swift condor]

the court disagrees

[solid juniper]

MY KNEEEEE .

[swift condor]

real

[solid juniper]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-crying-cat-cat-meme-cat-crying-meme-crying-cat-meme-gif-7433931244412524776

I was supposed to be working on a strawpage oh .

[hasty owl]

why is there no normal wolf gifs

[swift condor]

[hasty owl]

im crine

[solid juniper]

RIGHT LIKE IT PMOOOO .

Like I do not want to be a freakass alpha I just wanna be a guy man .

I thought I say gay man which like yeah but .

[swift condor]

https://tenor.com/view/legoshi-gif-26016373

[hasty owl]

https://tenor.com/qZkYCWTcAd0.gif

[steady crown]

why do you guys hate alphas

[hasty owl]

son im crine

[steady crown]

what !!!!

[hasty owl]

when my eyes turn red run ahh 😭😭🙏🏽

[steady crown]

ok.

[solid juniper]

You sure as hell are not one get out .

[steady crown]

don't call me don't come by MY HOUSE

[hasty owl]

calls you and comes by your house

[solid juniper]

Never would !!

[hasty owl]

insert drool emoji

[swift condor]

i look away for 2 seconds, and cain what on earth

[hasty owl]

sorry i

[flint gate]

Custard

[swift condor]

🍮

[flint gate]

That ain’t no damn custard

[upbeat coyote]

no it isnt but for some reason the name is custard..

[solid juniper]

I fucking hate names . Have I ever said that . I HATEEE names .

[upbeat coyote]

[hasty owl]

https://tenor.com/jf0HUOuh7Lb.gif

[steady crown]

the fuck

[hasty owl]

its the only dance gif i have

[steady crown]

are you dancing to that one song

[hasty owl]

which one

[solid juniper]

This is why I constantly ask what is wrong with you people .

[steady crown]

the that one

[hasty owl]

ok so you hate us

[tiny plaza]

look at ap bio

[steady crown]

is your profile picture alhaitham

[hasty owl]

yes 😁

[solid juniper]

NO ???

[steady crown]

son 😭

[solid juniper]

I hate no one .

[upbeat coyote]

genuinely thought it didnt have arms for a second

[solid juniper]

Well . Okay .

🤫

[hasty owl]

im going to swear word at you

[steady crown]

..?

[warm thicket]

hello c1

[hasty owl]

oh hi.. hi.. charlie..

[solid juniper]

Hello .

[warm thicket]

how are you guys

[steady crown]

charlie ban this guy

[flint gate]

Love it ❤️ love it ❤️ granola beehive dog

[solid juniper]

I am alright . I hope you are well also .

[warm thicket]

so sorry cant do that

[flint gate]

Can you ban me

[hasty owl]

it’s because im just so cool

[flint gate]

Wait no please don’t i’ll miss badness

i just finished my sunday brunch it was bomb

[steady crown]

😢😢

[hasty owl]

oop

[tiny plaza]

wait. I cant send links.

I keep forgetting im not at the lvl yet😭

[flint gate]

ha ha a Hahahahaha

[steady crown]

feeling evil

[solid juniper]

I am becoming rageful .

[hasty owl]

what happened twin

[solid juniper]

Names .

[hasty owl]

ohhh

[solid juniper]

This display name layout is so fuggly .

Wtv ......

[hasty owl]

its not !! im fond

[solid juniper]

Oh ! Thank you !!

Idk if that wtv sent before or after so I am so sorry .

I am being stabbed by a cat ow .

[cinder zealot]

[tiny plaza]

guys why do people use ou instead of or

[solid juniper]

I just like it .

[hasty owl]

it’s french for or

[tiny plaza]

ew

[cinder zealot]

LMFAO??

[hasty owl]

fym ew im crine

[tiny plaza]

I hate the french❤️

[cinder zealot]

bro does NOT like the french

ok dont just Say it .now i look like an npc

[tiny plaza]

😭

[cinder zealot]

i like using y and o instead of and & or

shorter and more concise . perfect

🇨🇺

[tiny plaza]

I just speak American 🦅 🦅 🦅

sorry that was. stupid

[cinder zealot]

LMFAOOOO

[solid juniper]

Very . But it is okay . It is funny .

[cinder zealot]

how do i change my pronouns #mypronouns

“very” LFMAODOOD

[solid juniper]

^⁠_⁠^

[azure thorn]

hi

[hasty owl]

🦗

sorry my pet cricket ran out of his cage haha..

[swift condor]

i return

[solid juniper]

I will eat him .

[hasty owl]

woah

[solid juniper]

Hello, ace .

[solid juniper]

Welcome back .

[solid juniper]

Watch out .

[hasty owl]

ehy is everyone so mewn to me

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1078856874545381559/1471580661398638644/IMG_4037.png?ex=6992bf8a&is=69916e0a&hm=137e0d6ab4edf06c2a52e12aa6ad4738927f1d4a0b086540eafb642b5383c39d&

[swift condor]

glad i scrolled up now, i was gonna ask about the ou in your dn

[steady crown]

gtfo

[solid juniper]

I sure wonder why .

[swift condor]

fuck i forgot how far back my chair's leaning rn

[steady crown]

i do not know if that gtfo sent after aesher or not but know that its meant for cain ok

[hasty owl]

im so hungry i could eat ..

[solid juniper]

Shh .

[hasty owl]

i could eat varka genshin impact

[steady crown]

okay.

[solid juniper]

Hmn .

[steady crown]

come on let's get you to bed grandthing

[solid juniper]

It did .

[hasty owl]

https://tenor.com/n4GY5tMSTy4.gif

[solid juniper]

Oh !

[hasty owl]

look he formed a thought

[steady crown]

i forgot th e word grandparent is an actual word

[swift condor]

yeah it sent after, but i knew who it was meant for

[solid juniper]

Pfft .

[hasty owl]

grandthing son im crine

[steady crown]

why did i say grandthing

[solid juniper]

Fun idk .

[swift condor]

whimsy

[solid juniper]

My back keeps cracking bro .

[hasty owl]

flowstixk

im trying to make a new word wait

[swift condor]

not quite

[solid juniper]

Ah .

[swift condor]

someone manifest please

[steady crown]

manifests

[solid juniper]

I am .

[hasty owl]

🧘‍♀️

[solid juniper]

🧘

[steady crown]

why are you guys meditating

[hasty owl]

we are MANIFESTING

[steady crown]

that is called a meditating position

[hasty owl]

🕯️🧘

[solid juniper]

I need to meditate .

[steady crown]

ok now youre burning the whole place down

[hasty owl]

im gonna burn you down

[solid juniper]

🔥 there we all go .

[steady crown]

..?

[solid juniper]

Bye guys it was nice knowing you .

Guys ? .....

[steady crown]

sometimes you just have to ignore your dms and go on about your day

[hasty owl]

im scared.

[swift condor]

i need sewing skills, but i lack the motivation to learn

[hasty owl]

ok.

[steady crown]

do you not like my advice

[hasty owl]

WHAT ADVICE

[solid juniper]

I do not get dms hahah losers .

[steady crown]

ignore

[tiny plaza]

I get only get dms from a person I hate but cant block

[hasty owl]

how could i possibly ignore what was just said to me

[steady crown]

im making that speed face

[hasty owl]

STOP?

[solid juniper]

I need to rip out my spine .

[hasty owl]

do you want help

[solid juniper]

Yes .

[hasty owl]

https://tenor.com/hdjKAY55xxp.gif

that was supposed to reply what even ever

[swift condor]

https://tenor.com/view/nikolai-gogol-bungo-stray-dogs-bsd-gif-343502196601373138

[solid juniper]

You failed . ⭐

[steady crown]

is this nat

guys..? guys...?

[hasty owl]

no this is patrick

[solid juniper]

The urge to continue to drink cups of coffee .

Putting my limit at two .....

[hasty owl]

i wishi. had coffe

[swift condor]

give in to the urge

[tiny plaza]

I want dunkin🥹

[solid juniper]

I would .

But I should not .

Ts runs through my veins at this point .

[hasty owl]

i should make coffee

[solid juniper]

I would give you some .

Yes .

I WAS SUPPOSED TO WORK ON MY STRAWPAGE FUCK .

What if I just give up bro .

I have a vision but it is foggy at best .

[swift condor]

oh glad i'm not the only one with this sorta joke

got tea veins

[hasty owl]

i have no veins

[steady crown]

are you sure

[solid juniper]

MY PHONE JUST TRIED TO CALL SOMEONE I KNEW LIKE SEVEN YEARS AGO OH MY GODS PLEASE I HAVE NOT TALKED TO THIS PERSON SINCE 2020 .

[solid juniper]

Sure .

[steady crown]

2020 was 7 years ago..?

[solid juniper]

No six years ago .

I knew this person in 2019 though .

So seven ?

[steady crown]

wow time grew up so fast

[solid juniper]

So true .