💬general

[wild niche]

[keen owl]

I typically get about four hours of sleep lately.

I have a three day weekend and I’m not sure if I want to try to suffer through some apartment hunting or just enjoy the time off.

However I rarely get to enjoy any time because I don’t have my own space at all. I’m never left alone to recharge.

[molten dome]

^
with nine coffees

:(

[keen owl]

I don’t drink coffee.

I’ve never had coffee.

[molten dome]

oh then that means your miserable ok

sorry

[keen owl]

No. Caffeine doesn’t work on me.

Coffee would be pointless to drink.

[molten dome]

sorry to hear that..

[keen owl]

I’m completely immune to caffeine. I have my own natural supply of it I can use. I can function just fine on very little sleep because once I wake up I’m awake until my usual time to sleep.

[molten dome]

you say you work

i cant imagine doing anything without a coffee.
i disfunction

[keen owl]

I’m perfectly fine.

I wouldn’t drink coffee anyway. I don’t like the smell of it.

[molten dome]

okay.

[keen owl]

My brother is the only coffee drinker in my family and I believe that even goes for extended family too.

Everyone else hates coffee.

[molten dome]

wow.

[keen owl]

I may have one aunt or uncle that does. I can’t remember for sure.

[molten dome]

;/ whats the best thing to you then

if thats not,,,too wrong

[keen owl]

What do you mean?

[molten dome]

idk. could be food

but idc if its anything

[keen owl]

I still don’t understand your question.

[molten dome]

you hate sodas, coffee, i think you dont like convient food

i dont think i can make you understand me '

like whats the best drink. or something

[keen owl]

I’m simple. I prefer water to drink.

[molten dome]

yeah.

You just drink water and eat nothing

i suppose ;/

You actually live up to your NAME there

[keen owl]

Very funny…

If you think that me saying I don’t like eating convenience food or fast food means I eat nothing I feel sorry for you. Those aren’t the only food options in existence…

[molten dome]

ouch

"dont tell them your favorite food youll get poisoned"

TBH i couldnt come up with a response for that.

[keen owl]

If you grew up eating McDonalds 5-6 times a week from when you could eat solid foods until you’re approximately 15 years old you would hate fast food too.

[molten dome]

actually holy frick

[keen owl]

My dad was a manager and the owner gave him the benefit of free food from there so my poor parents saved money by eating from there for free nearly every night.

I hated it then and refused to eat it most of the time.

So I went without dinner a lot.

[wind cairn]

damn now im hungry for a good mc donalds burger

[keen owl]

🤮

[molten dome]

i can sympathize.

alot.

[wind cairn]

i love the plastic taste

[foggy depot]

The taste of empty calories yum yum

[molten dome]

i only eat buiscuits. (Not even alot.)

[wind cairn]

Big Mac and their fries....

[keen owl]

I still don’t mind egg McMuffins.

[wind cairn]

wait a minute its 4 am for u BRUH

GO SLEEP

[keen owl]

I didn’t hardly get breakfast food from there.

[molten dome]

it was illegal to get like, any food i wanted

[foggy depot]

Yeah I should

[wind cairn]

same

[molten dome]

your funny

[wind cairn]

but i doubt u'll get much sleep

[molten dome]

have a coffee, stay awhile longer

its up to him though

[wind cairn]

who wisps? she's wont be sleeping tonight

[foggy depot]

I will sleep this morning har har har har

Bc its not night anymore......

[wind cairn]

oh here we go again

[karmic bolt]

Coffee now why try to sleep

[foggy depot]

Id love Coffee but I gotta sleep befor I go out today

[molten dome]

i know

you gotta do what you gotta do

[wind cairn]

Yeah and when she sleeps so do i, dem's teh rules

[karmic bolt]

Just have some when you get up on the morrow

[molten dome]

....seriously?

[wind cairn]

no lol

[molten dome]

you joking ~

yeah.
of course

[wind cairn]

i tend to do that alot, u'll grow to love me in time

[molten dome]

i already told you your cool
even though your jokes are dry sometimes

[foggy depot]

Here I thought I could force u to shut up, malus

I suppose no one sleeps then

Pure spite

[tight lava]

who needs sleep anyways

[foggy depot]

Clouddsssss

[wind cairn]

ugh

[tight lava]

wispieeeeee

[foggy depot]

Whats up

[karmic bolt]

All manner of witches and wizards need sleep

[tight lava]

not much, im taking a break from packing. it’s not very fun 🥲

[foggy depot]

Packing?

[wind cairn]

dont worry, we'll come visit u under the bridge and bring some food

[tight lava]

im moving house :)

[foggy depot]

Visit? Im also moving under the bridge

Im procrastination from packing and sleeping

[wind cairn]

great now i will need to buy 2 kiddie meals

[tight lava]

party under the bridge, i like this idea

[karmic bolt]

Troll under the bridge

[wind cairn]

only when i arrive

[karmic bolt]

Or in the dungeon

[molten dome]

comedy 100

[foggy depot]

Were gonna make people who cross the bridge pay a fee

[karmic bolt]

Hell yeah

[molten dome]

ive been under a bridge for 4 years!

,.....no not funny '

[wind cairn]

u can always join cloudss

u can be the homeless trio

[foggy depot]

This is the 16th time I move

[molten dome]

hebabhudbhaf

[tight lava]

homeless? under the bridge is house smh
i’ll put up fairy lights for extra pizzazz

[foggy depot]

Oooo and my plants will love it

[molten dome]

Why are you so funny

[wind cairn]

She's one of a kind alright

[molten dome]

bruh zombie gas station is best

except its not really.

[foggy depot]

Gas stations kinda expensive these days

[molten dome]

they are

[foggy depot]

I prefer rowing

[molten dome]

rowing on the street

[karmic bolt]

Sailing

[foggy depot]

SAIL

[molten dome]

driving a couch

im trying to find the meme, of people in raft getting away from jaws in a panic

[wind cairn]

try asking wispie

[molten dome]

im not dming them'

[wind cairn]

she has alot of memes, the ass kicking ones are especially note worthy

[foggy depot]

Asking me for movie references is useless unless its hp

[molten dome]

wispie what are your pronouns

and yeah figures

[foggy depot]

Shsöhahsljshaosljsswjsjw ur gonna get us banned

[wind cairn]

LOOOOL

they wont we're good people

[molten dome]

NOOO your the best dont do that

[foggy depot]

She her but I dont mind any

[molten dome]

okay

[foggy depot]

Are we, though??? Are we???????

[wind cairn]

hell no lmao

[molten dome]

your not but your funny

[foggy depot]

_Thats what i thought _

[karmic bolt]

We are good people? Yay

[molten dome]

dragon are you reading this fully

[foggy depot]

My secret to being funny is trying rly hard 🤓 and then I make a typo that ends up being my whole comedian career

[tight lava]

and dad jokes

[molten dome]

you guys dont edit your messgaes

[wind cairn]

her personality is the true joke here

[molten dome]

you one shot it, perfectly

[karmic bolt]

I tried

[tight lava]

says you?

[wind cairn]

yes, and u being the emotional train wreck that u are is at uur funnies when u collapse into ball of tears

we still love u tho

[foggy depot]

Love em

[wind cairn]

groans***

[foggy depot]

I do but sometimes Im not fast enough 🥲

[molten dome]

You two are the reason i cant quit discord THANKS

[karmic bolt]

Haha

[wind cairn]

so we're enablers now?

[molten dome]

no your kindof the drug itself

should you be honored? (hold up thats not up to me)

[wind cairn]

honored? yes.
scared? absolutely.

[foggy depot]

I love making others as miserable as I am

[wind cairn]

mostly me, but i've gotten used to it over the years

[molten dome]

How did you make me miserable

by making me glue to my discord?

[karmic bolt]

You can close it lol

[wind cairn]

that sounds like a extremely healthy relationship

[tight lava]

right?

[karmic bolt]

Totally

[wind cairn]

heh

[molten dome]

that you had a friend that made you stay on discord

[foggy depot]

Yeah I can totally quit if when u want to

[molten dome]

dont

[karmic bolt]

Affirming on both sides

[molten dome]

dont quit unles your done, for yourself

take me lightly.

[foggy depot]

Meant to write when I Want to but ig this is how it is

[wind cairn]

we have a deal remember i write u read

[karmic bolt]

We all read

[wind cairn]

thankfully not our DM's

[foggy depot]

Yet not all of us are as good at it

[molten dome]

we are gamers, we read, but we are not readers, but we read alot, to game properly

[karmic bolt]

Well said

[foggy depot]

Read ur dm

[wind cairn]

-.-

[karmic bolt]

But I'm also a reader

[wind cairn]

i will get u for that

[molten dome]

i havent touched, a book in a year

[humble sequoia]

tsk tsk tsk

[molten dome]

i might be telling the full truth

[karmic bolt]

I just finished five while on vacation

[foggy depot]

Ive touched many books

[humble sequoia]

Evening everyone!

[foggy depot]

Countless books

[molten dome]

your late topaz

i dont touch what aint mine

[tacit cloud]

I haven’t read a book in about two years

[karmic bolt]

Same

[molten dome]

seeing tons of books to me is horrifying, if i care at all.

[karmic bolt]

Books are wonderful

[humble sequoia]

Yeah well, I wasn't intending to fall asleep there, it just sorta happened.

[molten dome]

I havent seen a book In a YEAR

[tacit cloud]

Books don’t amaze me like they used too

[molten dome]

i was exposed really early to technology (games) so books were so NUMB

[wind cairn]

okay i fold, i cant feel my fingers, so u win this round, gonna go make some coffee and then head to bed

[molten dome]

It was horrible
i had a college reading level. Did not touch books

[foggy depot]

L o s e r

[molten dome]

Oh wow

[karmic bolt]

I read for enjoyment college reading lvl sure

[foggy depot]

I love stories, and theres a lot more options in books rather than games

[molten dome]

educate me

with your wisdom

[tacit cloud]

True

[molten dome]

what do you mean

[foggy depot]

There has been made a milliin more books than games

I get so much more possible themes, topic, view points than from game selection

Besides, a book is semi cheap to make compared to a full fetched game so much more people have a chance to do one

[karmic bolt]

Books are easier to produce than games

[molten dome]

true.

[tight lava]

story isn’t an essential part of games, though they can have them. but is for books

[molten dome]

i understand

i want a book, but its only voldemort.

pov: voldemort

[karmic bolt]

Yes but I am drawn to games with good story than without

[molten dome]

his edgy life, his edgy crimes, his edgy magic, his edgy thoughts too,

Everything

[karmic bolt]

Edgy much

[humble sequoia]

Sighs Welp, I guess I'll just sorta sit here in the background on a couch.

[karmic bolt]

Lol

[molten dome]

rip

[foggy depot]

Sounds edgy

[molten dome]

of course.

thats all i care about in the HP books.

[karmic bolt]

Edgy on the edge of a cliff

[molten dome]

ow the edge

[foggy depot]

Edgehog

[molten dome]

YES

[subtle canyon]

lost boys is hole lotta edgeiness

[karmic bolt]

Yup

[molten dome]

I am serious. i cannot remember any movie part in hp if it wasnt edgy

[subtle canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/join-us-come-lost-boys-youre-one-of-us-gif-16260099

[molten dome]

somehow.
i dont care how many times i force myself to look only at my tv screen, have ZERO other entertainment distractions.

I will not remember

[subtle canyon]

i dont remember tv shows if thees ads cause i ted to disect the ads theyre too confusing...

they're starting to lack relevance more n more...

[karmic bolt]

My brain shuts off when I see adds

[foggy depot]

My brain is shutting off as we speak. I guess I gtg sleep.

[molten dome]

oh sorry

[keen owl]

Sleep is for the weak!

[subtle canyon]

ADD, sorry but no. 😭

[foggy depot]

It is 5am and i am weak. Night!

[molten dome]

Night

[keen owl]

Have a good night.

[karmic bolt]

I'm off as well good night

[molten dome]

k bye

[keen owl]

Good night to you as well.

[subtle canyon]

nooooo..... must fight morpheus.....

[tight lava]

sleep is nice. goodnight good morning wispie o/

[karmic bolt]

Later witchs and wizards

[subtle canyon]

what o/

??

[tight lava]

it’s a wave

like hello o/

[subtle canyon]

👋

??

[molten dome]

oh ii get it

[tight lava]

\o you can wave with the other arm too

[subtle canyon]

huh? why? where going? i just got here?! need to ask tooo many answers.....

[wind cairn]

I love it when u yell at me

Almost makes getting my ass kicked worth it

[subtle canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/corpse-bride-this-is-gonna-be-good-pirate-skeletons-gif-15215045

[subtle canyon]

key word is almost.

[keen owl]

\o/ Throw your hands in the air.

[wind cairn]

its actually definitely but dont tell her i said so

[subtle canyon]

🤷‍♂️

[keen owl]

🤔

[wind cairn]

\[T]/ Praise the sun

[subtle canyon]

im lost?

[wind cairn]

its a dark souls reference

[subtle canyon]

why we praising a ball of nuclear power gas?

[wind cairn]

cause its keeping us alive

[subtle canyon]

have i stumbled on a cult of helios?

[tight lava]

it may be a ball of nuclear power gas but it still has feelings 🥺

[wind cairn]

right?

hey if wispie is gone i technically win

[molten dome]

was about to say,.....

[subtle canyon]

does it have a nervous system?

[molten dome]

you came back

You gave up, first

you accepted defeat

[wind cairn]

i tend to trick people

[tight lava]

i’ll ask it 🤷‍♀️

[molten dome]

Malus i need to ask you a very serious questions

please?

[wind cairn]

ooookay?

[subtle canyon]

or is this a philosphical debate like fruitarianism if so then im for the not or team.

[molten dome]

WISPIE-

[foggy depot]

Im the one that know how to read tho

[subtle canyon]

haha

[wind cairn]

cant write tho...

[subtle canyon]

that was almost deliberate

[wind cairn]

unless those were ur true feelings?

[foggy depot]

Shuddup

[tight lava]

wow i guess neither of you have won yet

[wind cairn]

hehehehe

[foggy depot]

🥲 keep the game going ig

[subtle canyon]

whats the shots fired bout im lazy and cant scroll.

[foggy depot]

The usual

[subtle canyon]

key pads broked. and got lazy/sticky keys

[foggy depot]

Im not sure if this answer ur question but whats the point of I dont get roasted here huh???

[subtle canyon]

dont we all get roasted here?

[wind cairn]

only im allowed to roast u

[foggy depot]

Yes

[wind cairn]

but after what u did... im gonna need to UP my game

[foggy depot]

Umm I think Im basically roasting myself at this point

[subtle canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-no-oh-my-cat-shocked-paw-gif-15231385

[wind cairn]

that doesnt mean i dont like it

[foggy depot]

Ive been guessing its the same to u as long as I suffer

[wind cairn]

right?

[foggy depot]

Right.

[wind cairn]

u get me

[foggy depot]

I will get ur head eventually

[molten dome]

WHY are yall back

[wind cairn]

Ohhhh really

[foggy depot]

Idk why are we back malus???

[wind cairn]

cause u pinged me

[molten dome]

discord addicts

[foggy depot]

I didnt did i

[wind cairn]

yes u did

[foggy depot]

Wha

0 memories

[wind cairn]

convenient

[tight lava]

you replied to his message, so it pingeth

[foggy depot]

Oh imit was the loser

But isnt it natural to end on a good note

Ur not supposed to answer

[wind cairn]

ohhh cloudss darling there is something i just MUST show u

wispie will just love it

[tight lava]

hm?

[foggy depot]

F e a r

[wind cairn]

Hmmm admit defeat

and i will drop it

[foggy depot]

Me? Never

[wind cairn]

Okay so wispie told me something veryyyy interesting

u wouldnt believe it

[tight lava]

that’s nice..?

[foggy depot]

U wouldnt believe it

[wind cairn]

not even she did

loool

[molten dome]

I am the witness, the chat logs as evidence Malus said he his fingers was numb at 5:32 first

[foggy depot]

Wow

Ull never catch me alive

Which is convenient bc Im barely hanging on

[tight lava]

i’m confused, but that’s nothing new 🥲

[wind cairn]

I would offer u my hand...

but im too scared to get close to u

[foggy depot]

I might lick it too

[wind cairn]

Dies*

[humble sequoia]

Continues sitting here doing nothing

[wind cairn]

oh cloudssy sadly i will show wispie mercy today

maybe one day we'll laugh about it

[foggy depot]

What

[wind cairn]

well im DEF gonna laugh about it

[foggy depot]

Hmm no. Ill just tell u myself then

[wind cairn]

dont kiss and tell now

[foggy depot]

I wrote "I liked it better when I was licking malus behind"

When I was tryna write kicking.

Look I cn own up to my mistakes

In fact

[wind cairn]

such a power move. respect

[foggy depot]

Ill just repeat them

[wind cairn]

well u got me as a friend so it was never gonna end well

[tight lava]

you’ve officially left me speechless. that’s a rare feat. congrats

[subtle canyon]

you guys are soo weird.

[wind cairn]

yeah cloudss stop being weird

[tight lava]

no

[foggy depot]

Its all thanks to my autocorrect

[wind cairn]

understandable have a nice day

[subtle canyon]

also wispie dont go round kicking peole its not nice.

[foggy depot]

Its nice if its malus

Are u telling me licking is nicer

[subtle canyon]

tho i guess in this case its licking...

🤔

[wind cairn]

heh

[humble sequoia]

Wait
What are you referring to being licked?

[subtle canyon]

depends on your relationship.

[wind cairn]

we're currently in a mutual abusive one

mostly its me getting abused tho : /

[foggy depot]

Its all a mis understanding

[wind cairn]

i need to get in touch with depp's lawyer

[subtle canyon]

🍿

[humble sequoia]

Is this referring to the "punch" licking? Or is it just being well, licked?

[subtle canyon]

either

[foggy depot]

U cant Black mail me with my own mistakes so thatss too bad for u

[subtle canyon]

?/!

[wind cairn]

Im not shaming u for it either

[subtle canyon]

isnt that the definition of blackmail?

🤔

[wind cairn]

see how she mistreats me?

[subtle canyon]

no

[wind cairn]

😭

[foggy depot]

What the licking is is up to interpretion but the intended meaning is always to kick butt

[tight lava]

you’ll live. probably

[wind cairn]

hey remember when u used to be on my side lol

[tight lava]

no..?

lol 💙

[wind cairn]

ouch

[humble sequoia]

I'm pretty sure on the internet referring to licking can mean something other than being punched.

[foggy depot]

Whatever it is it aint happening 🤠

[wind cairn]

cloudss just going in for the kill

Im almost proud

[subtle canyon]

im a bendu

or the forest of fangorn

'm on nobodies side because no bodies on my side.

[tight lava]

you should be, i’m drinking coffee too 😌

[subtle canyon]

its also why its a side line

lol

[foggy depot]

Does anyone remember being on malus' Side 🤔

[humble sequoia]

Look, I'm just saying that half of the two types of "Licking" you're referring to could potentially refer to something that isn't allowed here, something potentially NSFW.

[subtle canyon]

also nobodies

[wind cairn]

now thats just mean

first u nuke urself now u want to come after me too

[subtle canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/kingdom-hearts3-friends-friendship-best-friends-laughing-gif-23187910

[foggy depot]

I am but a victim of an typo accident 🤷

[subtle canyon]

ummmm not in this case

idt

[wind cairn]

this cycle of violence needs to end, im filing for a divorce, and im taking the cat 😉

[humble sequoia]

Look, I'm just trying to keep things safer for you guys.

[subtle canyon]

did you chnge your house topaz?

[tight lava]

i want ice cream now

[molten dome]

topaz acted like he tried to kill you both haiubreabf

[subtle canyon]

or has it been a while?

[subtle canyon]

then go get some. theres a van down the road.

[foggy depot]

Understandable but Im never safe when malus is around

[tight lava]

sounds safe and totally not suspicious

[humble sequoia]

Erevan, why would I change my House? None of the available Houses are Ilvermorny so why would I waste my time to change from Hufflepuff?

[subtle canyon]

mr whippys

[foggy depot]

U wouldnt dare

[subtle canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/pusheen-ice-cream-truck-dessert-cat-art-gif-16498263

[foggy depot]

U know how i am bout the cats

[subtle canyon]

i miss my cat...

[tight lava]

he’s not here 😭

[subtle canyon]

😭

https://tenor.com/view/dead-cat-cpr-funny-animals-cute-revive-gif-13712625

[wind cairn]

u can keep the stuffed ones, to remind u of me

[foggy depot]

I have one cat sleeping on my shoulder rn 😍

[tight lava]

awww 🥰

[subtle canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/noooo-no-no-emote-emote-nooo-emote-gif-23071619

[foggy depot]

Oh theyll keep u company in the grave

[wind cairn]

sassy

I like it

[subtle canyon]

pls tell mwe its not a shaved cat. i like fur on mine

[wind cairn]

the cat she's talking about isnt breathing

[subtle canyon]

also shaved cats are evil

[wind cairn]

its stuffed

[foggy depot]

No its a siberian cat! Very cute

[wind cairn]

was*

[foggy depot]

Ure about to stop breathing

[wind cairn]

🤣

[subtle canyon]

name?

[foggy depot]

Heppu

[subtle canyon]

also y would you?

taxidermi is cruel imo

[foggy depot]

Its some sort of thing for malus. I think his dream job is taxidermy but he never got in the school

[tight lava]

how many cats have you owned?

[wind cairn]

why would i what

[subtle canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/cruella-101dalmations-i-dont-care-how-you-kill-the-beasts-but-do-it-gif-11628142

[wind cairn]

7 and they all commited sudoku

[foggy depot]

I actually own 0 currently BC THESE ONES ARE MY ROOMIES CATS

[foggy depot]

Wow commit sudoku urself

Might even learn smth

[subtle canyon]

who dioes it sleep on?

[tight lava]

noooooo!!! steal them.

[ashen mantle]

Has there been any updates or rumors on the release date? Are we still expecting sometime in December?

[foggy depot]

Me ❤️ but thats bc roomies bf is over and the cats are shy

[wind cairn]

still the same mate

[subtle canyon]

always

[ashen mantle]

Almost half a year away 🤩

[foggy depot]

Otherwise they usually sleep with roomie or whereever but now they wanna be in my room

[wind cairn]

let them work in piece also check out the latest twitter post they did

[subtle canyon]

im expecting no news unti december then an appology and another wave of pandemic were vaccines are even less efective and more unvacced die because virus and diseases lol

[wind cairn]

<https://twitter.com/FinchStrife/status/1537841760558145536?t=tYqwptsGy889BXks5QSljA&s=09****

[subtle canyon]

like golden staph

[ashen mantle]

Pretty sure we will get a final trailer sometime in august-September saying a release date for December, probably the 6th ish

[subtle canyon]

only plague proportions also if viruses mutate like in my game o plague then were all doomed lol

[tight lava]

i thought he was dancing for a sec 💀
but then he floated away

[subtle canyon]

probably

[foggy depot]

Me taking brain damage every time I talk to malus

[subtle canyon]

1 d 10 bludgeoning on landing

per 10 ft of fall

hp dnd rules. every one must be a sorc lol.

[humble sequoia]

Sighs

[subtle canyon]

you ok??

[humble sequoia]

doesn't sigh

in G major!

[subtle canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/sai-gif-23692246

[humble sequoia]

You're right L, it wasn't G major.
It was G minor!

[subtle canyon]

e minor is more dramatic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dVFknALySA&ab_channel=Prince'sTrustMusic

[humble sequoia]

Yeah I know Erevan. However, my musical talent is in Singing, not playing instruments.

[subtle canyon]

i only learnt base

as in base cleff

played a brass

[wind cairn]

@foggy depot 😛

[humble sequoia]

cmon treble cleff is cooler

[subtle canyon]

wasnt very good but i also didnt practice nearly as much

[humble sequoia]

Er, Erevan, isn't that kind of guitar spelled "Bass"?

[subtle canyon]

eh

[foggy depot]

A fish is not every fish if thats what u saying

[subtle canyon]

probably... but trombone and baratone euphonium are bass

[subtle canyon]

a witches ditch is full of pitch

[foggy depot]

I would know nothing bout that

[subtle canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/hocus-pocus-hahahaha-too-funny-witches-witch-gif-18932124

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NbnQZrK8xA&ab_channel=ComedyCentre

[humble sequoia]

Welp, back to the usual.
Waiting for McD to deliver their food. :/

[subtle canyon]

eh... its a phrase from 1960s addams amily

[subtle canyon]

macdonalds delivers? what now

[foggy depot]

Oh the best addams family ✨

[humble sequoia]

No, there's just some delivery system that started when Covid started. They do pretty much every restaurant.

[wind cairn]

getting slapped with a salmon is not on today's agenda

[foggy depot]

Mostly looks like getting slapped is ur agenda

[subtle canyon]

herring

and tallest tree in woods

[wind cairn]

Hey dont shame me

[foggy depot]

No shame just reading cues

[subtle canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/merlin-arthur-tv-tv-show-merlin-tv-show-gif-4893611

[humble sequoia]

Asterix reference.

[wind cairn]

u should go sleep, being up this late has really done a number on u

[foggy depot]

😭 It has

[wind cairn]

u dont want people to hear about how i kept u up all night :(

[foggy depot]

Ill Come back for vengeance

[humble sequoia]

Nope, still just 8:44pm.

[wind cairn]

i will be ready

[foggy depot]

I will them myself so be it

[wind cairn]

u will them?

[foggy depot]

Wow

[wind cairn]

LOOOOOL

[foggy depot]

I will tell them

[subtle canyon]

midday

[wind cairn]

after the 5th or 6th attempt

[tight lava]

the message will get across eventually

[wind cairn]

trying using bright crayons

[foggy depot]

Cloudss take it from here annoy malus

[tight lava]

will do 🤩

[wind cairn]

ewww

[humble sequoia]

Continues sitting here doing nothing

[foggy depot]

Thats the reaction we want

[molten dome]

i brought 2 mocha

[wind cairn]

he's gonna do dad jokes till i pull out my net cable

WILLINGLY

[tight lava]

shouldn’t you sleep too tho..?
do you even sleep?

[foggy depot]

Good

Malus sleeps like 3 hour nap and nothing Else

[humble sequoia]

Yeah, Chudoku, I already had my daily Mocha.

[wind cairn]

wispie needs her beauty sleep, u saw what happens when she doesnt get it

[foggy depot]

But even if i go sleep doesnt mean I lodt bc ure hour before me

Uve seen nothing

Things can get nasty

[wind cairn]

I lodt bc ure?

[foggy depot]

U lodter

[wind cairn]

i see

[foggy depot]

Thats on purpose already btw

[wind cairn]

its legit 10 minutes to 6 am there where u are

[tight lava]

sleep wispieee

[foggy depot]

Oh

It is the same ig

[wind cairn]

4:51 here

[foggy depot]

Oh

[wind cairn]

im always behind u

[subtle canyon]

hahaha

[foggy depot]

Stop confusing me

[wind cairn]

why? its so easy

[foggy depot]

Yep stay where u belong lodter

[subtle canyon]

hahaha

[wind cairn]

🗞️

dont u dare give her more ideas

[foggy depot]

Wow thanks needed smth to start a fire with

[subtle canyon]

need a magnifying glass

to put out the fire

[tight lava]

🔍

[subtle canyon]

by starting another fire

[wind cairn]

u can tell wispie's brain is running on reserves

[foggy depot]

U dont put out the fire with that

[wind cairn]

admit defeat u cant win against me

[foggy depot]

U say like urs aint just running on Coffee consumption

[wind cairn]

I think mine is just tar at this point

[molten dome]

these people are perfect they are just comedy

[tight lava]

why u drinking tar?

ew

[foggy depot]

There is no admitting to such a lie

[wind cairn]

its all the concentrated coffee

[tight lava]

you should just eat the coffee beans for maximum efficiency

[subtle canyon]

hmmmm im confused wherengt you sayaing goodnight?

[foggy depot]

Just eat instant Coffee. Crunch crunch

[subtle canyon]

tiramisu

[wind cairn]

I would legit eat milo powder raw till i die

[subtle canyon]

with coffee beans spread like hundred and thousnds lol

[foggy depot]

Ye its very hard to go sleep when ur thirsty for blood

[subtle canyon]

uoll just have a sugar rush

[tight lava]

you can never eat too much milo powder

[subtle canyon]

so long as you keep them fangs hidden im fine

[foggy depot]

Okay but the bottles are staying

[subtle canyon]

also you might react i love raw garlic in my dimsum dipping sause

[foggy depot]

I love garlic

[wind cairn]

the bottles need to stay before she tries licking something else

[humble sequoia]

Drowns nearby Vampire in Garlic Powder

[tight lava]

or someone

[subtle canyon]

i think we just learnt that it doesnt work

thx @foggy depot

[humble sequoia]

That just depends on the franchise of Vampire it is, Erevan.

[wind cairn]

my my the waters run deep cloudss

[foggy depot]

Ur welcome. Ur all welcome for this mess

[wind cairn]

i've been a terrible influence on him

i should feel bad, but that would imply i have feelings

[subtle canyon]

IG but stephanie myre did a number on them. lol

[tight lava]

i saw an opportunity and took it 🤷‍♀️ sorry wispie 💙

[subtle canyon]

ditto

[foggy depot]

Turns must be used

[subtle canyon]

my tongues too sharp

[humble sequoia]

Silly Erevan. Vampires don't exist unless you pretend they do.
In IRL. <_<

[foggy depot]

Im glad sparkles do exist

[tight lava]

sparkles are great

[subtle canyon]

too true.

[tight lava]

unless it’s a vampire that sparkles 🥲

[humble sequoia]

I haven't seen sparkles in at least 6 years. So... yeah. They don't exist for me.

[wind cairn]

I have to stand in a line?

[humble sequoia]

Wait wouldn't a Vampire that sparkles just end up slowly killing itself?

[foggy depot]

No, ure the only one who has to run for their life

[humble sequoia]

Oh no wait
There was that love book series with the vampires and werewolves.
What was it called again?

[foggy depot]

Sun rise

[tight lava]

Midday

[humble sequoia]

No that wasn't it... uh... Twin Larp?

[foggy depot]

Tricandle?

[subtle canyon]

depends on the sparkle or glow

if its more a glow then yes

[humble sequoia]

Hm... maybe...
"Terrible?"

[tight lava]

🤷‍♀️

[subtle canyon]

desfinitely midday

1:06 to be exact

[foggy depot]

Thats the best Page

[humble sequoia]

Wait I think it might have been
"Full Moon"!

[foggy depot]

Wo sagashite?

[tight lava]

i should get lunch 🤔

[subtle canyon]

same

[humble sequoia]

Er I have my dinner...?

[wind cairn]

She seem to get more aggressive the later it gets?

[vale dove]

Hello

[subtle canyon]

oh well

[foggy depot]

Which means Im pretty tame by now?

[subtle canyon]

sup

were eating popcorn here

[wind cairn]

too tame for me 😉

[humble sequoia]

Okay, does no one here intentionally want to say the name of that crap book/movie series?

[foggy depot]

Understandable. Have a good one sir

[subtle canyon]

nope

[humble sequoia]

Fine, I'll just say it then... 😦
I think the name of the Books/Movies was Twilight or something stupid like that...

[subtle canyon]

its got too many spelling misakes

[humble sequoia]

Actually the name really isn't that bad, the books and movies were just terrible.

[wind cairn]

U need a monocle for that kind of fanciness

[subtle canyon]

there was nothing even remotely related to the title in the works

at leas harrypotter had some kind of continuity

as did star wars and lord of the rings and maggician and thre belgariod

[humble sequoia]

Yeah, but you guys brought up sparkles and vampires and it just sorta led there.

[subtle canyon]

it wwas a passing comment not intedned as an opening

also i like the vampire dlc in infamous was well written

[humble sequoia]

Well fine. Lets just not talk Twilight anymore.

[keen owl]

Thank goodness…

[subtle canyon]

so anything interesting happening round the world....

[keen owl]

Not that I know of.

[wind cairn]

I stand victorious

[subtle canyon]

how so?

[keen owl]

Do you now?

[wind cairn]

I beat wispie

mwahaha

[humble sequoia]

👮‍♂️📸
Sir we have a few questions for you

[wind cairn]

I didnt do it

[humble sequoia]

Sighs
Welp back to being lonely despite the fact there are tonnes of other people here.

[molten dome]

yeah

[subtle canyon]

hahajA

well a plant of min is dying.

and no idea how to fix it.

[humble sequoia]

I mean... I really do enjoy talking to you guys, but you never understand any of the references I do make...

[subtle canyon]

i ry

try

[humble sequoia]

Sure, I could just make more Pokemon references, but well, nobody seems to ever want to talk Pokemon around here the way I do...

Wait, did you actually look up an Eddsworld after I mentioned the series or-

Cause like, the first episode, while a Christmas Special, has a half-drunk Jehovah's Witness judging who is Naughty and Nice with Coal guns.

[molten dome]

WHATS THE BEST POKEMON

[humble sequoia]

My fav Pokemon is Flygon. :3

[molten dome]

OK

thanks

whats the best game

[humble sequoia]

mystery dungeons explorers of time

My fav Pokemon game would have to be Pokemon: Platinum.

[molten dome]

gonna do that thank you

[vale dove]

my favorite as well and the only one ive played

[humble sequoia]

How can it be your fav when you've only played it!?

The only ones I haven't played are Gen 1 and the Gen 1 Remakes!

[keen owl]

I’ve played all but gen 2.

I somehow skipped that one.

I actually haven’t played the Diamond and Pearl remakes yet either. I bought them and never played them.

I have a Pikachu Gameboy color.

[molten dome]

nintendie is superior

[humble sequoia]

Eh, I feel the remakes of D/P aren't quite as good as the OG games, but they were still good enough to spend time enjoying. 🙂

[molten dome]

ok

[keen owl]

I played the originals when they came out. They weren’t bad. I bought the remakes because Nintendo has trained me. I’ll be buying Scarlet and Violet as well.

[humble sequoia]

Same. Hopefully Scarlet/Violet will be better than Sword/Shield were.

[keen owl]

Hopefully.

[pulsar chasm]

I doubt it.

[humble sequoia]

Fingers crossed.

[keen owl]

I’ll be playing Violet first.

[pulsar chasm]

Arceus was a nice change tho.

[humble sequoia]

I myself will start with Scarlet.
And er, also buy Violet just cause... <_<

[keen owl]

I need to play that more. I’ve barely done anything in it.

[keen owl]

I’ll buy them both as I always do.

[pulsar chasm]

Well if you ever have the time give it a chance 🙂 it surprised me

[keen owl]

Well I say always but I actually don’t. I’m missing several games.

[keen owl]

I’ve played it a bit but I don’t like that it wants me to catch multiples of the same Pokemon.

[molten dome]

yeah...lame

they should have different pokemon each

[pulsar chasm]

Yeah I see your point.. its a big element of progress

[molten dome]

idc if they have less pokemon. i guess.

[wind cairn]

I preferred digimon to pokemon

[pulsar chasm]

I especially like the new approach of actually being a challenge for a change and you don’t have to battle with others to get some

[keen owl]

Digimon was a better show.

I only watched the first two seasons. They lost me at the third when it became an advertisement for a card game.

[humble sequoia]

I never spent any time watching the Pokemon Anime.

[keen owl]

I saw approximately 10 or so episodes and the first two movies.

[molten dome]

the realistic pokemon is the only movie i saw.

[keen owl]

Detective Pikachu?

[pulsar chasm]

I saw alot more was a bit of a fan actually. Easily entertained 😆

[humble sequoia]

Well I mean, mostly cause I just couldn't watch TV when I was a kid.
We mostly just watched old cartoons.

[molten dome]

this is correct

[keen owl]

I didn’t care much for Detective Pikachu.

[pulsar chasm]

The move was nice. Games were also awesome

Movie*

[molten dome]

i find most it hard to endure. Im only impresssed with the CGI

the fact that it doesnt look like ds graphics i guess

[wind cairn]

i miss the old digimon world games, i had 1 2 and 3

[humble sequoia]

I never spent any time watching that movie. :/

[molten dome]

did you do Digimon for ds

[keen owl]

I never played any Digimon games beyond the Digivice toy that was a walk counter thing.

[molten dome]

oh no

[wind cairn]

ds was a kiddy console to me

[keen owl]

Kiddy console? How old are you?

[pulsar chasm]

Still have the DS here 😄

[wind cairn]

i was sticking to the playstation

i have them all

but i prefer pc gaming 100%

[molten dome]

I dont know what to say now

[pulsar chasm]

I like to switch (yeah, also have that one).

[vapid bramble]

hi

[keen owl]

I prefer PC as well.

[wind cairn]

hi there

[pulsar chasm]

Hello

[vapid bramble]

how are you

[wind cairn]

if ur new here go grab ur discord house role in #🏰choose-your-house

[keen owl]

How old are you though to be calling a DS a kiddie console?

[molten dome]

Dude you just got here chill Edit: APOLOGIES

[keen owl]

No need to be rude Chudoku…

[molten dome]

Im sorry

[wind cairn]

u chill to chill out.

[molten dome]

hh sorry

[keen owl]

Welcome to utter chaos apparently…

[vapid bramble]

what did i do🥲

[molten dome]

i am so sorry

[wind cairn]

nothing people are weird some times

anyway good luck, check out our #👉faq its got some sweet info about the game

[keen owl]

Don’t ask us when the game comes out. Don’t be that person.

[molten dome]

I wonder if it meant it was just the way he thought "at the time".

[pulsar chasm]

When does...?

[keen owl]

…

[pulsar chasm]

^^

I will wait while playing Stray if it comes available

[molten dome]

bruh moment

[late edge]

Love how there's still like half a year left...

[keen owl]

I want to try that.

[late edge]

And people are still asking

[keen owl]

The answer is in the FAQs and people just join, ask and then leave.

[molten dome]

wow.

no i came for the crazy peoples, like malus and Topaz

That question gets talked about so much its

[keen owl]

I see I am not considered crazy. I don’t know whether to be offended or see it as a compliment.

[pulsar chasm]

I think it's a good thing. Need some grumpiness in here too I guess

[keen owl]

So I’m grumpy…

[molten dome]

you are too normal its actually horrifying, you are intresting to me and we are not the same

[keen owl]

I’m normal? Your definition of normal appears to be incorrect.

[pulsar chasm]

Sometimes yeah 😄

[molten dome]

yeah IT IS

[molten dome]

that is CORRECT

[keen owl]

You have no idea what normal is.

[molten dome]

its actually nice. its too bad really normal people to me are actually soulless people who hate me

I do not!

intelligence 1000

[keen owl]

I doubt that…

[molten dome]

that the people who are normal are people who hate me at the same time?

[keen owl]

Normal are the people that do what most everyone else does. That is considered normal. I am far from what is normal.

I was severely bullied for not being normal.

I am an outcast for not being normal.

I prefer it that way as well…

[molten dome]

You are speaking truth.
i am also sympathetic.

I am not normal either,
and my idea of a normal person is not normal
Even though i see we are different. You seem normal to me

wait did i do bad because i said you seem normal

imreallysorry

[keen owl]

If normal to you is completely nuts then I’ll accept it.

[molten dome]

i guess my idea of normal is completely nuts

[keen owl]

I’ll accept it then.

[molten dome]

this kinda hurts more, than actually being punched auedbybkjahh

PARADOX and tHEREs a BlAcK hOLe nOw iNsidIE mY bOdy HelPmEpLeaSE

[keen owl]

I have to actually do the work I’m paid to do now.

I’ll be answering less.

[molten dome]

yeah that makes sense

[keen owl]

We rotate jobs every hour and the spot I was in had very little to do.

[molten dome]

...rip

that means your bored. im sorry

[keen owl]

I was fine. I was eating up the time talking on Discord.

[molten dome]

okay

[late edge]

Rotating jobs hourly sounds nice ... I get so sick of doing the same couple things all day

[molten dome]

okay

[keen owl]

It is the same thing every day. It is different parts of one machine. We rotate so we don’t get too sore from repetitive movement.

[late edge]

Oh

[keen owl]

Four of the jobs are the same thing. Two others are similar but slightly different tasks and one is completely different but really easy.

Right now I’m hearing the machine alarm scream because it is backed up…

I hear that sound in my nightmares.

[molten dome]

thats scary

[keen owl]

I spend a fairly large portion of my day hearing that alarm.

It’s always going off for something.

[molten dome]

sympathy

is it annoying

[keen owl]

Extremely.

[molten dome]

SYMPATHY

[humble sequoia]

Indubitably.

[keen owl]

Not too much longer until it is a three day weekend though.

[molten dome]

vroom

its saturday over here, though

like the weekend started 22 minutes ago

[keen owl]

You’re in the same time zone I’m in.

[molten dome]

bruh your working at 12 am

[keen owl]

Yes.

I work overnight.

[molten dome]

i see.

okay

[keen owl]

I get off at 2am.

Once this break ends I have an hour and a half left and then it’s officially my weekend.

[molten dome]

okay

get that money

[worn rock]

Nice

[keen owl]

I’m debating on whether or not to try apartment hunting or take a much needed break.

However my family prevents me from ever enjoying myself or relaxing.

[molten dome]

i am sorry

[keen owl]

Hence why I want to apartment hunt. Anxiety makes that difficult.

[molten dome]

anxiety🌈

Im sympathetic

[keen owl]

I don’t like having to interact with people.

[molten dome]

me neither

[keen owl]

I’m also not sure what to look for in an apartment or how to know a good one from a bad one.

I’ve always just either lived with my parents or a roommate that decided all of that without my input.

[molten dome]

im sorry

trash apartment vs bad guys house.

i wouldnt know either.

sympathy

WHy ARE WE talkINg AboUT ApARtMEnTs

[heady comet]

heyy

[keen owl]

Because I brought it up because I was trying to decide my plan for the weekend…

[keen owl]

Hello.

[molten dome]

oh okay.

im trying to shut up and let you work with no discord ping

[keen owl]

I don’t get pings from this server.

[molten dome]

oh. i am sorry. i was trying to be considerate

i suppose.

[heady comet]

how about now?

[molten dome]

let the man work

[heady comet]

[molten dome]

oh geez

[keen owl]

I do get those but it doesn’t do anything on my phone. I’ll see it when I see it.

[molten dome]

rip

[heady comet]

Discord mobile do be like that tho

[molten dome]

nope. that looks weird

[tranquil shard]

good morning ☕

i am officially melting in this hot weather

[molten dome]

rip

[humble sequoia]

Hey, was just in the Common Room. What did I miss?

[molten dome]

not much

[humble sequoia]

No?
Eh.
Welp, back to figuring out why people consider 10 years an old age.

[molten dome]

really

[tranquil shard]

not an old age

[humble sequoia]

Nods

[molten dome]

oh my lord

[tranquil shard]

problem solved

[molten dome]

20 is young.

[humble sequoia]

Well I consider that! Other people just don't!

[molten dome]

yeah.

[humble sequoia]

It's crazy!

[molten dome]

why is it that important

[humble sequoia]

Because people consider Eddsworld an old show cause it's 18 years old.

[analog plume]

Morning!

I have no idea why I’m awake

[molten dome]

hhh shows are not people man

[humble sequoia]

Er
Morning I guess, Northie!

[molten dome]

old classic games are not immature people.

you cant compare them.

same with shows

[analog plume]

It’s 8:20am ON SATURDAY

[humble sequoia]

Well where I am its
12:20am on Saturday. 😛

[analog plume]

I mean go to bed or somthing 😂

[molten dome]

1;20

[humble sequoia]

Same

I mean sure
If I wake up before 11:00am today I can go to the Pokemon Cardgame meet up, but I suck at that card game...

[tranquil shard]

its 11:50 A.M. back here

[tranquil shard]

then don't go?

[humble sequoia]

I'm still close friends with pretty much everyone there...

Also it's still Pokemon. :3

[tranquil shard]

in that case if i were you i would just nerd out abt pokemons at the meetup

[humble sequoia]

who cares if you suck

you there to have fun

[tranquil shard]

yess
ergo the nerding

out.

[humble sequoia]

🤝🤓

Technically it would be geeking, but w/e.

[tranquil shard]

w/e 🤓

[humble sequoia]

akshually it’s geeking 🤓

Kinda like how I geek over Ilvermorny and Eddsworld.

[tranquil shard]

so there is a very strong chance that morbius 2 may come out

[humble sequoia]

Uh, great...?

[keen owl]

They sent me to take computer training and I’m… not doing that.

[tranquil shard]

anyone still interested in those morbin' time memes?

[molten dome]

computer training nooo

[humble sequoia]

Anyways eh, I'm gonna head off to bed now... Night ya'll!

[tranquil shard]

if that wasn't obv

[molten dome]

first its computer then its phone and handling people

screw that

[tranquil shard]

Night night Topaz!

[molten dome]

Night

what happened, did you survive severus

[keen owl]

I’ve already done that. Customer service isn’t part of my job anymore.

[molten dome]

ewie

[keen owl]

I’m trying to just waste time with this until I have to leave. It doesn’t apply to my job at all and yet they’re making me take this.

I get to sit for an hour so that’s nice.

[molten dome]

i suppose

you sound exactly like me

[ruby basin]

its morbin time

[molten dome]

not really.

but that just i understand

[twin halo]

Morning

[safe tendon]

@pine goblet no self promotion of any kind allowed on this server

[safe tendon]

[twin halo]

How's it hanging minister

[analog plume]

Morning onion o/

Morning minister o/

[twin halo]

Morning Northie

[analog plume]

I woke up at 8…

[safe tendon]

Been a good day, how about yourself

[tight lava]

evening all

[safe tendon]

Good morning Northie 🙂

[safe tendon]

Evenin

[twin halo]

Well my eyes are still glued together so day hasn't really started, I sense a good day though

[silk ermine]

jesus christ

[safe tendon]

[twin halo]

That's the name!

[analog plume]

Heeey clouds

[twin halo]

Are you well?

[analog plume]

Its gonna be so flipping warm today

Another day of 30 degrees

Waking up with some music i enjoy is honestly the best way of waking up

[twin halo]

What music you listening to?

[analog plume]

At the moment echosmith

[twin halo]

are they good?

[analog plume]

My music goes all the way

It’s like soft pop i guess idk

I enjoy it

OEH now my favorite band is

Chef’special :D

I do recommend checking chef’Special

👀

[tight lava]

i'm well! had a busy day tho. how are you?

[twin halo]

Ooh I'm good, I've just gotten a nice tea into me

absolutely zero milk!

[tight lava]

nice!

[tight lava]

that's criminal
unless it was herbal 🤔

[analog plume]

Onion
My favorite song is
Into the future - chef’Special

[subtle canyon]

black tea pls n thank you

and lemon or honey....tea dependent.

[keen owl]

Chamomile tea with honey.

I may need some if my throat doesn’t stop bothering me.

[subtle canyon]

i like ginger lemon and treacle for sore throat relief

[twin halo]

It was black tea

[tight lava]

crimes 😭

[twin halo]

You're wrong black tea is great

[foggy depot]

I like Black Coffee better

[tight lava]

wispieee

[foggy depot]

Cloudssss

So when do u sleep huh 🤔

[marble star]

Hello

[tight lava]

i sleep when it’s night

[foggy depot]

Interesting concept cant relate

[tight lava]

it’s only 7:45 which is wayyyy too early

[tight lava]

when i say night i mean 2am 😂

[foggy depot]

I suppose thats a good time to sleep

[tight lava]

i suppose so too. sometimes possums scratch around outside my window tho. it can get a little creepy

[marble star]

Ominous

Did you try telling them no? They legally can't do it if you say no