💬general

[foggy depot]

... So true

[hexed shore]

I'm sat in bed staring at my laptop on my desk rn

[near stirrup]

Pit the swift clone against the real one in combat for entertainment

[wind cairn]

i would totally clone myself if i could, two of me would be awesome

[dire quail]

Dang

[hexed shore]

Gladiatorial combat between two huffle puffs

[foggy depot]

Actually, I think i would be my worst study partner. Like yolo but the echo grows stronger

[near stirrup]

To the death

[dire quail]

One of me would go to school another me would play games all day

[foggy depot]

I already see the clone wars that would Come out of that

[red sierra]

sup gamers

[novel vapor]

[humble sequoia]

i'd clone myself so i could have 4 gf's instead of 2

[dire quail]

2?

[humble sequoia]

what, girlfriends?

[foggy depot]

Yea

[dire quail]

Wait u have 2?

[near stirrup]

That's an old meme

[hexed shore]

I would probably not talk about the illicit substance 😔

Illegal in majority of places

[red moat]

that's cause you are LAME

[hexed shore]

WOW

[humble sequoia]

woah

[red moat]

party

[hexed shore]

I SEE how it is dark

[dire quail]

Snowflakes 😀

[foggy depot]

My heart weeps for u Swift how will u ever survive this roast (this was sarcasm)

[hexed shore]

[near stirrup]

WB Studios is located in California though

[red moat]

hahah, I'm probably the least party person of all time so I don't think I should say this

[near stirrup]

As is Discord

[hexed shore]

Discord is where it all happens

[red sierra]

it was a meme, sorry

[dire quail]

It all ended when dark decided to attack

[red moat]

Hufflepuff would be the fire nation tbh

[wind cairn]

did.... dark just get spicy?

is that what he did?

[dire quail]

But i believe swift csn save the world

[red moat]

I'm Totally Spice

[hexed shore]

Good lord

[foggy depot]

Que to Swift laying in a bed of crumbs

[hexed shore]

I think it'd burn before I save it

[wind cairn]

omg im gonna have nightmares about the crumbs again

[hexed shore]

:PeepoShrile:

WHY

[dire quail]

Swift would be the best avatar

[hexed shore]

MAN

[wind cairn]

no place better to fail than publicly

[hexed shore]

I use discord and I cannot use discord.

[foggy depot]

We need to get idk a new trauma bout somethung less harmful

[red moat]

It happens with age

[hexed shore]

I will go and lie in a hole, in the dark

[foggy depot]

Quick hit me with smth horrible

[wind cairn]

hello darkness my old fren

[hexed shore]

Hit you with something horrible? I didn't know what food spices tasted like till I was 16

[dire quail]

L

[humble sequoia]

hi

[hexed shore]

Just had like plain white chicken growing up

Hi rat

[dire quail]

So....uncooked?

[foggy depot]

Honestly I feel like its a positive thing tho. U got to know them

[hexed shore]

Nah, just unspiced

[dire quail]

Dang

[wind cairn]

duuuuude

[red moat]

I am down with most spices

[foggy depot]

What are ur favorite spices now

[red moat]

but honestly, salt and pepper add nothing

[dire quail]

Jalapeno

[wind cairn]

still hella better than cardboard chicken

[compact pulsar]

Bruh-

[foggy depot]

what yall get taste buds checked salt is so much better then not having salt

[dire quail]

Glass chicken >>>

[compact pulsar]

Yes, that's a good question

[hexed shore]

Hmmm, i usually use a lot of the "Italian spices" now like Oregano, Basil, Thyme, Rosemary, Sage, Parsley and then load it up with chopped hot peppers in a vinegar

[humble sequoia]

[dire quail]

I love basil and rosemary

[red moat]

but there's no inbetween, either it tastes nothing or it just tastes like salt. And I'd rather taste the food so I just opt out on the salt 😅

[dire quail]

Also mayonnaise is disgusting imo

[near stirrup]

Bruh, using only salt and pepper is so boring

[foggy depot]

Im so into rosemary its kinda awful. Luckily Last time I ended up eating pretty much pure rosemary I decided I can chill with it a little

[near stirrup]

Not enough flavor

[red moat]

yeah yuck mayoNAY

[wind cairn]

Growing up my favorite was of course ||Trolling people by making them click on spoilers that adds nothing useful-- love malus||

[reef glacier]

lol

[dire quail]

Like bruh who would put mayo on chicken

[foggy depot]

I mean its literally a taste thing but imo salt really enhances the taste of food

[reef glacier]

Are you saying you havent grown up or are you saying you haven't stopped enjoying it?

[foggy depot]

I will make you regret thiss

[near stirrup]

Try using MSG instead of salt, so much more flavor

[reef glacier]

Also, I hate when I fall far it... yet I always do cause "What if I miss out..."

[red moat]

Aye, my SO loves cooking and she's also on my case about this. She thinks I'm absolutely crazy 😅

[dire quail]

Ketchup and bbq are always gonna be superior

[jagged elk]

Hi hotties I am back

after being banned

[wind cairn]

not something i would announce but okay

[foggy depot]

As a kid the trend was to eat msg salt on top of crisp bread

[dire quail]

Not trying to be rude but idrc

[jagged elk]

Why shouldn't I announce it?

[humble sequoia]

bbq sauce is the best thing to ever exist

[reef glacier]

Don't think this is something proud of..

[near stirrup]

MSG just makes things taste better

[dire quail]

Exactly

[jagged elk]

True

[dire quail]

MSG?

[red moat]

this guy knows that's up

[jagged elk]

Have you tried MSG on pickles its amazing

[red moat]

this guy too

[hexed shore]

I hate bbq sauce ngl

[reef glacier]

bbq sauce overrated

[hexed shore]

Like it CAN be good

[red moat]

🥱

[foggy depot]

Sriracha and honey is where its at tho

[dire quail]

Based

[hexed shore]

But gimme some curry sauce or sweet and sour and I'm THERE

[jagged elk]

Nah the mc donalds one is so good

[near stirrup]

It's like if you take the flavor of meat and turn it into salt

[hexed shore]

Mustard and Honey too

[jagged elk]

True

[reef glacier]

Honey >>>>

[red moat]

Sweet and Sour is da bomb though, I'll give you that

[hexed shore]

It do be

[dire quail]

Honey dipp?

[foggy depot]

Honey is bomb anywhere

[dire quail]

Sounds weird

[foggy depot]

Those bees yo

[near stirrup]

If you put A1 on your steaks you should cease to exist, not sorry.

[foggy depot]

Keep up the drip my bees

[humble sequoia]

wth...

swift pls

[dire quail]

Ofc swift doesnt like bbq sauce

[foggy depot]

I dont even know what bbq sauce is like

[jagged elk]

Swift what is your favorite food?

[dire quail]

.

[hexed shore]

LOL

[wind cairn]

Dont, we dont need to know more horrors

[near stirrup]

On jah I'm a steak purest ngl

Gotta be rare

[hexed shore]

My fave food is honestly... I'm not sure. I really love Honey Mustard chicken pasta, but am also a huge fan of spicy ramen or spicy sushi

[wind cairn]

fish 🤢

[foggy depot]

Spice on a cold day is ❤️

[jagged elk]

You like spicy I see. But true Spicy ramen and Sushi are the best

[near stirrup]

Mmmm good sushi is the best

[foggy depot]

I live spicy food when I have a cold too

[dire quail]

Ive never had sushi

[foggy depot]

U can have rice and salmon at home

[jagged elk]

Try it

[wind cairn]

salmonella yea

[near stirrup]

How do people not enjoy seafood?

[dire quail]

Doesnt sushi have kelp on it or whatever u call it

[near stirrup]

seaweed

[dire quail]

Idk

[humble sequoia]

seafood kinda boring, sushi is ok

[wind cairn]

it smells like moist used gym socks

[foggy depot]

Theres a lot of different kind of sushis, true

[near stirrup]

Maybe if you get it from a back alley

[red moat]

It makes me gag, kind of hard to enjoy that 😅

[hexed shore]

I like seafood a lot! Used to be a chef in a carribean style restaurant so learnt how to make the good stuff

Was usually on the dessert chef side but had to step in for main

[foggy depot]

I dont go round selling gym socks so I wouldnt know

[thick flicker]

Yum

[wind cairn]

prawns are okay tho, i like those

[dire quail]

Bruh they literally put uncooked meat in sushi thats kinda weird

[near stirrup]

Bruh y'all ain't had good seafood if you knock on all of it

[jagged elk]

I like sushi but thats like the only sea food that I like. I hate oysters to be honest

[reef glacier]

seafood F food

[thick flicker]

In Australia we have chicken and beef in our sushi

[reef glacier]

Seafood puts the F in food

[wind cairn]

I hate raw meet, i always good mine past well done, like congratulations done

[dire quail]

I dont like beef

[thick flicker]

Fr? Damn

[near stirrup]

Bruh wtf, you eat leather boots too don't you?

[jagged elk]

Wth

[red moat]

I live in Norway and we're literally known for our seafood 😅

[humble sequoia]

idk scopz i never liked it

[dire quail]

I like some atleast

[foggy depot]

Uncooked salmon is the best

[jagged elk]

Facts

[wind cairn]

duuuude

[foggy depot]

Just a little salt

[reef glacier]

dont forget some pepper wisp

[thick flicker]

Do u like blue steaks? 😅

[near stirrup]

Apparently known for bad seafood if you don't like it.

[dire quail]

Bro imagine eating uncooked stuff lkke wtf

[jagged elk]

You mean Sashimi right?

[near stirrup]

Depends on the cut, short loin yes, anything else rare

[thick flicker]

Medium rare for me

[foggy depot]

I mean graavilohi but whats that to the japanese

[red moat]

Everyone likes it, I just can't eat it. I did find that if I drenched my salmon in sweet 'n' sour I could actually eat it and it was pretty alright

[near stirrup]

Let the cow look at the grill for a few seconds then send it out

I want it mooing still

[wind cairn]

if i have to dip something in order to make it edible its not for me

[jagged elk]

Yummy 😋

[thick flicker]

Then salmin ant for you

[red moat]

Yeah I know, it makes me gag haha

[wary marsh]

Heya! Just managed to find out about the game and hop in.

[near stirrup]

I just like all types of food

[thick flicker]

Oofff! 🥲

[sudden trail]

Welcome!!

[minor vigil]

Welcome

[humble sequoia]

dog makes the best meat tbh

[spare gulch]

Scooooooopz

[terse carbon]

Lol noooo

[near stirrup]

If someone puts something in front of me and says it's food I'll eat it on god

[hexed shore]

Dog??

[thick flicker]

Maybe stick of grilled fish

[spare gulch]

Cat makes the best meat

[hexed shore]

NAH

[wary marsh]

Thank ya! Honestly didn't touch Harry Potter until the past week and now I'm somewhat addicted.

[near stirrup]

You change your name more often than I change clothes

[dire quail]

Bro if someone puts grass on my plate ill eat it

If im really hungry ofc

[near stirrup]

Already have actually

[spare gulch]

I don't know why domestic pets are brought up as best meat.

[minor vigil]

I’m so excited for this game

[hexed shore]

Hi Jupiter! Glad you've found us

[red moat]

Seafood in general makes me gag sadly, I've tried so many variations haha

[potent kayak]

i want that feeling again... watching it all for the first time

[spare gulch]

Not the 1st time.

[minor vigil]

December could not come any sooner

[wary marsh]

The feelings mutual, Swift! :D

[thick flicker]

Isnt that just called vegan food 😜

[humble sequoia]

you know the animals on 4 legs people usually have as pets

[dire quail]

Idk why people like to eat on camera

[hexed shore]

Watched the gameplay with some friends from here over VC the HYPE

[dire quail]

Like so weird

[spare gulch]

Grass juice.

[thick flicker]

Aye it ant for everyone. What meat do u like

[hexed shore]

The first time you see it, it is amazing

[dire quail]

Yummy

[wind cairn]

Bacon is just awesome

[sudden trail]

Fr what I would give to go back and watch it for the very first time all over again

[red moat]

I eat pretty much everything else

[spare gulch]

Don't let the Vegan teacher know

[wary marsh]

Totally! I was honestly kinda shocked when I learnt it was made by Avalanche with Portkey. I'm excited.

[dire quail]

Cant wait to use wingardium leviosa on girls

[red moat]

You all ever had Moose, that's some good stuff

[wind cairn]

If you're vegan we cant be friends

[hexed shore]

Excuse me Miles?

[sudden trail]

Sorry! Wrong person

[near stirrup]

I was talking with @thick flicker about hosting a magical academy D&D campaign 😂

[wind cairn]

stop! hammer time.

[sudden trail]

Meant for Miles lmao

[dire quail]

Don't worry

[spare gulch]

Cant wait to use wingardium leviosa on girls is what he said

[red moat]

I can NEVER forgive you

[spare gulch]

Skirts!

[thick flicker]

Well there u go! Alot if options left! a nice steak 😍

[terse carbon]

He wants to lift them back into heaven as the angels they are.

[foggy depot]

greaaaat now the song is stuck in my head

so he wants to kill them...????

[thick flicker]

Sounds sooooo dope

[red moat]

Definitely, lot's of great food. Just not from the sea haha

[dire quail]

I meant use wingardium leviosa on objects it was definitely a typo

[spare gulch]

Baby back ribs with tomatoe sauce

[hexed shore]

HMMMM

[fierce sun]

Stegasorous Rex- no where to run

[foggy depot]

even more sus

[red moat]

this is even more sus

[hexed shore]

I don't like THAT one

[thick flicker]

Wait where you from again?

[red moat]

Norway

[near stirrup]

ehem what's the difference?

[humble sequoia]

can't wait to use love potions to flirt with @fierce sun

[near stirrup]

I meann who said that?

[dire quail]

Im using it on objects

[fierce sun]

I wish I was Swedish @humble sequoia

[spare gulch]

Truck is here?

[dire quail]

Like bombs

[spare gulch]

Truuuuuuuck

[fierce sun]

Valhalla together ❤️

[hexed shore]

Like bombs...

[humble sequoia]

why haha oh

[fierce sun]

VALHALLA

[thick flicker]

Uh! It is on the travel list fo sho

[fierce sun]

Heblo

[dire quail]

I really wanna crush someone with a building

[red moat]

bath bombs!

[dire quail]

Exactly

[spare gulch]

Valhalla walla wanna

Yamma

[dire quail]

And also make food for myself

[spare gulch]

Heblo?

[terse carbon]

My brother in law brought home some "Smash" snacks when he visited Norway for work and I fell in love lol.

[dire quail]

Just swish and flick

[spare gulch]

Smash snacks as potato chips?

[red moat]

Oh yeah, Smash is a classic. Introduced it to my SO and she also can't get enough haha.

[near stirrup]

@humble sequoia I challenge you to a holmgång

[spare gulch]

gång

[foggy depot]

i challenge you to fika

[fierce sun]

1v1 me

Loser dates the winner

[spare gulch]

fika

[near stirrup]

You're on

[spare gulch]

Is all that swedish customs?

[red moat]

fika i køket

[hexed shore]

Oh, cute

[humble sequoia]

how does the loser date the winner when it's to death

[dire quail]

I challenge u to......yu gi oh duel that's how real men fight

[fierce sun]

Holmgang is Viking customs

[near stirrup]

Make the square

[foggy depot]

just fika to death

[humble sequoia]

fika is, holmgång is a viking thing

[spare gulch]

Loser doesn't die in Valhalla

No?

[spare gulch]

Ah

[fierce sun]

Basically it's a challenge

Winner takes anything from the loser if their life should it please them

[foggy depot]

fika is coffee break i believe

[spare gulch]

Neat

Begin!

[humble sequoia]

i wanna recall the winner sometimes had rights to everything the loser owned and his wife

[fierce sun]

Yes that

[hexed shore]

This is not really

[thick flicker]

Dayum

[spare gulch]

Swift's reaction

Hehehehehe

[near stirrup]

Loser must perform Ättestupa

[fierce sun]

I'm scared of heights tho

[hexed shore]

I don't know what any of these words are so please keep using English 😔

[spare gulch]

Is everyone Swedish here?

🤨

[humble sequoia]

i have yet to meet someone else other than me who is here

[hexed shore]

I unfortunately am an englishman

[spare gulch]

👀

[near stirrup]

Some things don't have direct translations

[spare gulch]

I'm a degenerate American. Darn it.

[wary marsh]

I’m. . . American

[reef glacier]

Im just a degenerate

[spare gulch]

Me 3

[wary marsh]

And that’s essentially it

[fierce sun]

There are no English words for it

But attestupe is basically how old warriors that where to old for combat could still go to Valhalla

Usually involved jumping off a cliff

[hexed shore]

Pretty much same. Degenerate brit

[foggy depot]

i'm your most trusted nordic translator 😉

[dire quail]

Im A merican

[hexed shore]

Oh

[spare gulch]

Brits are cool!

[near stirrup]

I'm not American, just Texan Texas is its own country

[hexed shore]

Maybe no jumping

[reef glacier]

Wait, you're a degenerate? Just because you have a Sims PROBLEM doesn't mean you're a degenerate...

[wary marsh]

However I know Tagalog a tiny bit! But that’s really the only other language I know.

[spare gulch]

Ameri & Brits! Unite!

[thick flicker]

Spose its time to get outaa bed and finish my hogwarts castle in minecraft 😁

[hexed shore]

None of my other servers I hang in are public

[wary marsh]

Same except for the ones I mod

[humble sequoia]

we have a comic show here about vikings where they make old people perform ättestupa all the time

[foggy depot]

anonymous simholics is private

[hexed shore]

Yes

[foggy depot]

do you do the 10 generations challenge

[wind cairn]

i got kidnapped by kerrii : /

[hexed shore]

I was also a hardcore MMO player for... 6 years 😔

[spare gulch]

Makes me wanna learn these phrases

[wary marsh]

Oh god. Which

[humble sequoia]

that reminds me, I haven't done the wordle for today

[foggy depot]

do you need help malus : (

[wind cairn]

Halp

[wary marsh]

This will determine the outcome of numerous perspectives of you, be careful with your words, Swift. LOL

[wind cairn]

also swift needs to reveal the ESO numbers

so we can all shame her

[hexed shore]

Played EVE Online, ESO, Blade and Soul, BDO, STO

So a real range.

[wary marsh]

AYO EVE FRIEND

[foggy depot]

u didnt play WoW? good on you

[hexed shore]

ESO and EVE into late game along with STO

EVE FRIEND?

[spare gulch]

:[ She kidnapped Malusal!

TO WAR!

[wary marsh]

I play SC now!!! I used to play EVE a tiny bit, but Elite Dangerous kinda whipped me over

[wind cairn]

:(

[hexed shore]

EVE player in the WILD?

[humble sequoia]

how you play mmo for years and didn't touch wow

[hexed shore]

HELP

Ob no, Star Citizen

[tawny coral]

can i fly with car in hogwarts legacy

[dire quail]

AVENGERS ASSEMBLE

[wary marsh]

Then Elite Dangerous turned AWFUL and now I’m stuck with Star Citizen

[spare gulch]

Hehehehehe

[hexed shore]

@tender shell star citizen bro for u

[near stirrup]

Elite Dangerous is still my favorite space sim

[tender shell]

someone say SC

[dire quail]

I havent seen optical in a long time

[fierce sun]

I've only played eso

And wizards 101

And that one pirates of the Carribean game

[dire quail]

How u doing @tender shell

[open gyro]

She @tender shell omg

[humble sequoia]

that pirate game was dope

[wary marsh]

I DID

[foggy depot]

that sounds bad : /

[tender shell]

Im good

[open gyro]

👀

[hexed shore]

Man it's a real nerd meetup in here

[near stirrup]

Out of ED, EVE, SC, and NMS I would choose ED any day

[tender shell]

[foggy depot]

even I have played WoW and i barely play

[dire quail]

Speak for urself

[wary marsh]

Look I loved ED and then Odyssey came out

[open gyro]

Optical I wanted to ask

[tender shell]

space trucker

[wary marsh]

And now they’re cancelling like ALL of the major updates and I just gave up on it

[open gyro]

Is star citizen out already since you can play it?

[near stirrup]

Odyssey is still good

[dire quail]

Im no nerd 🙂

[wary marsh]

It’s in Early alpha!

[tender shell]

yeah its been available to play

[fierce sun]

I want to be giga Chad

[tender shell]

1.17 is almost out of testing and should be out soon

[wary marsh]

Yeah but they discontinued the uh. Planetary Tiling, Console updates, cutting mechanics, etc

[foggy depot]

i can believe i googled it today but apparently im sigma

[near stirrup]

Yes

[wary marsh]

It’s a bit of a mess

[humble sequoia]

you are son

[hexed shore]

Think it's like $40 entry into the game or smth

[open gyro]

O

[hexed shore]

My RAM can't even handle it

[tender shell]

new update is STRIPPED

[dire quail]

I wanna be an omega chad

[wary marsh]

It’s 45 dollars for a ship and 30,000 credits

[foggy depot]

Sigma what my maths book's name was so basically, a nerd

[fierce sun]

Valhol

[open gyro]

He has a 3080😎

[near stirrup]

Sigma male grindset

[humble sequoia]

how can i be so bored on a friday, do i not have a life anymore

[wary marsh]

(Also if anyone tells you that the insurance thing is dumb, it is, but also it’s not gonna be active for years at this point because it’s only taking effect once it’s released outta early access)

[open gyro]

Me and Swift are living with cards 3+ years old 😭

[near stirrup]

Work out more

[hexed shore]

Fr

[foggy depot]

isnt it almost valborgs eve too! quick, open a bottle

[fierce sun]

I've given up dating and my life has been better

I am no longer tempted

And my wallet hasn't been stolen since I stopped so that's good

[near stirrup]

wtf

[wary marsh]

I wonder if ED can run on Steam Deck properly actually

[hexed shore]

... interesting

[dire quail]

Cool ig?

[near stirrup]

I've never had my wallet stolen, what type of girls are you bringing home?

[foggy depot]

i dont even know what card you're referring to so im probaly doing good

[sudden trail]

It doesn’t sadly

I’ve tried

[wary marsh]

Dammit.

[humble sequoia]

it is, but i worked then hit the gym and now i am here, real valborg is tmrw

[wary marsh]

I just got mine today, F

[sudden trail]

ED is one of my favorite games

[open gyro]

But it runs cyberpunk

[wary marsh]

How well does it run—

[hexed shore]

I do wanna play SC eventually but my pc poopoo

[spare gulch]

Looks like Tom is back

[foggy depot]

yeah i suppose, but since it's on weekend hc partyers go out all weekend... except all the people who gotta work 😭

[normal plank]

Hello !

[open gyro]

Doggy poopoo

[hexed shore]

Hey Kurt!

[dire quail]

ED?

[humble sequoia]

lmaoo ik, a lot of people already wasted outta this world

[open gyro]

Anyway I need to go cya guys tomorrow

[wind cairn]

i just want to see DA4 ME4 :(

[sudden trail]

Elite Dangerous

[spare gulch]

My PC is poo-poo too

[tender shell]

Havent played ED in awhile but SC just hits all the marks for me, but I'll give ED their respect when it comes to the accuracy of the galaxy

[wary marsh]

Okay but literally I upgraded my PC so I could play it because of how bad it was. I found out you gotta have 32 gigs + run it on an NVMe LMAOOO

[hexed shore]

Poopoo PC gang

[normal plank]

How are ya ?

[tender shell]

plus leaving hyper space I always almost poop my pants

[spare gulch]

Yaaaay

[hexed shore]

I'm doing good! How are you?

[spare gulch]

Poo poo

[wary marsh]

When the Spaceport doesn’t load in for the 40th time

[hexed shore]

YES PLZ

[fierce sun]

Toxic ones

[spare gulch]

So you really are playing EVE? I'm bad at that game

[tender shell]

leaving our ships and instantly blowing up, its a mindset

[foggy depot]

dafor mefor

[dire quail]

Bro why u dating toxic girls

[spare gulch]

EVE takes a lot of focus I don't have

[hexed shore]

EVE is just a good time though. Spy, get into corporations, cause chaos

[wind cairn]

bioware fangirl till i die i guess

[hexed shore]

Like takes some dedication

[wary marsh]

Dude idk if you played a week or 3 ago but were you playing when ships randomly lost all friction and just began to slide until they bounced into space on the servers

[tender shell]

Havent tried eve, ED is elite dangerous but I've heard great things from it

[spare gulch]

Truck always dating the wrong ladiezzzzzzz

[foggy depot]

go gurlll u do u

[spare gulch]

Truck-Saint

[spare gulch]

It is interesting

[tender shell]

LOL I was on the PTU probs but when ships just go flying on a planets surface is my fav

[near stirrup]

I just love playing ED and flicking switches on my HOTAS to do things

It's just satisfying

[humble sequoia]

telling you truck, date me and that won't happen

[tender shell]

im a keyboard pilot through and through

[wary marsh]

I literally walked out of a package delivery location, turned to my ship and got to the door

It slid away from me for a second and I just. “. . . What” and then it proceeded to launch itself away from me at super speed for me to freeze on MicroTech

[near stirrup]

I'm sorry

[wary marsh]

Same. I wanna grab a HOSAS soon though

[tender shell]

but I did try ED with my Vive and MAN

spooky

[foggy depot]

aint no shame in liking things that hurt nobody 😌

nerd life

[near stirrup]

Bruh, I got hyperdicted by a thargoid while in VR.
I almost had a heart attack

[wary marsh]

Oh dude ED in VR is a completely different experience

[red moat]

Everytime I read ED I think of the other thing..

[fierce sun]

Didn't notice the toxic signs

I like to give people the benefit of the doubt

[wary marsh]

I will say however, I only played ED using VR + Voice Attack because I loved having Orion on board with me

[dire quail]

Ah

[hexed shore]

If I actually had a job, I'd try VR

Unfortunately I am poor.

[dire quail]

Ive only played ona Vr once

[wind cairn]

CM job would help with the poor

[wary marsh]

I honestly got lucky one Christmas and just asked for one item

The index

And badda bing bada boom

[near stirrup]

Get a job then you smelly discord mod

[wary marsh]

Only thing I got LOL

[torpid smelt]

man I keep forgetting to apply for the CM job

[hexed shore]

LOL

[fierce sun]

I can help you get a job

[hexed shore]

Smelly discord mod will go work ty for encourage

[tender shell]

that reminds me the sound design especially with the Thargoids...the BEST

[wary marsh]

Man I’m a barista and it’s a nightmare ngl

[fierce sun]

I'm a ramp agent

[wind cairn]

sorry poik, we love u and all but the orange chocolate was too much 😭

[fierce sun]

Or rather I will be in a few months

[wary marsh]

Ooo! Aside from Barista I’m a bassist too but it’s not my main thing (yet)

[near stirrup]

It really imposes on the alien aesthetic. It's such a unique sound and I'm sure makes everyone just as scared as I am when they hear the thargoid horn

[torpid smelt]

i will become CM and force everyone to like chocolate oranges

[foggy depot]

dont apply for job just get in there

like the old timers say

[wind cairn]

thats just absolute heresy right there

[torpid smelt]

actually that's what I'm gonna do this weekend, update my CV and apply for the CM role

[foggy depot]

a friend of mine got a job bc every tuesday and thurday for half a year he kept calling the place until they gave in

[hexed shore]

Gl Poik!

[wary marsh]

LOL

[red moat]

You can do it

[torpid smelt]

that just sounds like harassment, wispie, ngl lol

[foggy depot]

updating cv is annoying but compared to writing the actual emails its quite nice

[wary marsh]

GL! Also nice Sam Porter Bridges icon, Darkstar

[wind cairn]

swift god damnit, tackle him!

[foggy depot]

like yeah i got 5 lessons in german yeah i know the basics of that language

[tender shell]

I still refuse to ever check back on the super massive black hole REFUSE

[hexed shore]

Take your CV and bang it on a reception desk. Say give me a job. You're in

[wary marsh]

Man I love Muse

[foggy depot]

that's what i thought too, but it was a big place with multiple workers so i guess it wasn't just harassing one person but a company as a whole

[near stirrup]

I mean, there's really no reason to ever go back after visiting it once

That's like saying "Hmm, maybe I'll go visit Hutton Orbital" again

[tender shell]

honestly hoping that SC reaches that fidelity when it comes to their systems but the planets are beautiful

[red moat]

I got a job the REAL way, by having a friend recommend you to the company he works at and then just get hired after 1 interview because they are incredibly low on developers. Didn't have any experience in the field, nor know the languages needed and didn't even do a technical interview so they could assess my skill.

that's how you do it

[tender shell]

its never been easier

[mossy inlet]

EZ

[near stirrup]

Did you already get your free Anaconda from Hutton Orbital?

[wary marsh]

Ngl I got my job on my first interview because me and the person who was interviewing me talked about living with ADHD for an hour

[tender shell]

last time I played was last April but thats wild

[near stirrup]

If you ever go, make sure to grab a mug

[wary marsh]

Genuinely the first one I ever did after months of finding nothing, they just went “okay we’re gonna send you a link but if you pass the check you got the job” “haha wait what”

[fierce sun]

The interview is almost always the conversation

[wary marsh]

Mhm! I can talk for hours if it’s something I’m interested in enough

Which. . . I guess makes me a good gig musician too sometimes lol

[near stirrup]

Honestly if you show up to any medium to large scale company and say "I'm here for an interview" they'll probably get you one but be confused about who you are

[wary marsh]

YEAH

Also funnily enough I was an hour late to that interview

Because they gave me the wrong time and I still got it

[near stirrup]

That's actually how I got hired with Indeed, funnily enough.

I just showed up to their HQ and said I was there for an interview

[wary marsh]

Oh?? Damn

[humble sequoia]

I got my job through a friend, no interview or nothing

[near stirrup]

The job application website didn't even know I didn't apply

[median phoenix]

no way

[near stirrup]

When a company gets so big they don't really keep track of that stuff as well

They'll just assume you were invited for one

[median phoenix]

what position?

can you refer me?

[near stirrup]

I was an account executive, I don't work there anymore

[foggy depot]

i rly shouldve studied tech developing 😭

[near stirrup]

I work for General Motors now 😂

[wary marsh]

Oh damn!!

[median phoenix]

nice lol,

if you have openings for cyber sec im down

[fierce sun]

Never too late

[wary marsh]

as a Car person as well that’s actually pretty sick!

[near stirrup]

If I quit or get fired then they will

[dire quail]

W

[near stirrup]

I'm a network admin

[hexed shore]

I have a job lined up just cus I emailed a random company and asked them for 1

[true dagger]

Lol big brain

[red moat]

I'm a 'Software Engineer' which sounds way too fancy for what it is

[hexed shore]

Exactly

[wary marsh]

Ooo! Honestly I’m really tempted to take System Administration at my local community college but I’m teetering between that and audio engineering.

Can’t really figure it out yet.

[dire quail]

Oh cool

[near stirrup]

Taking Comptia courses is better than college courses imo

Cheaper too

[foggy depot]

i'm out of supported study credits and i have a little too much debt, but technically yea i could study while working. but its a lotta work

[wary marsh]

Oh? Where can you find em?

Maybe I could do that while I go to college part time for Audio Engineering then.

[near stirrup]

comptia.org

[foggy depot]

"give me one (1) job"

[near stirrup]

The most widely used IT certification organization

[wary marsh]

Oh shoot! Yeah, Isn’t CompTIA the ones who run the services / certifications like Linux+ or Server+?

[near stirrup]

Yes

[wary marsh]

I’ll look into that then!

[fierce sun]

It's always alot of work

You got this

[hexed shore]

A SINGLE job please

[near stirrup]

I got my A+ Network+ and Security+ through them

Honestly just having those three can net you a great job

[wary marsh]

Gotcha! I’ll have to check that out then

Atm I’m trying to mostly stick to music since I play in a band but I’ll definitely use this as a backup

[fierce sun]

I got you

Apply to gmd they'll hire with no experience

[near stirrup]

There are 6 figure salary government jobs that only require a Security+ cert as well as a secret security clearance.

[wary marsh]

Got it!

[near stirrup]

I had one lined up right before COVID hit

[fierce sun]

I wan 9 figures

[near stirrup]

Only downside is that it was in Missouri

[wary marsh]

Oh god, checking through CompTIA’s stuff is so cheap compared to the courses that were offered to me.

650 for both Core’s with a+ compared to 4K.

[humble sequoia]

ill give you 9 in

[true dagger]

Bro y'all are noobs just be a billionaires kid and you get 10 figures easy

[near stirrup]

I didn't do a single IT related course in college, just got the certs

[fierce sun]

Need atleast 10

[humble sequoia]

i am not that rich

[true dagger]

What certs

[hexed shore]

I wanna do marketing in the gaming industry tbh

[near stirrup]

A+, Security+, and Network+

[hexed shore]

I have some coding quals too but idk what I'd do with those

[true dagger]

Being in community management in the gaming industry would be cool

[dire quail]

I wanna be a game developer but maybe idk

[hexed shore]

That's one of the ultimate goals in the end

Tbh

Don't tell Malus, he'll get excited

[red moat]

Alright all devs and artists

[wind cairn]

game dev /CM

[wary marsh]

Honestly just make fun side projects and stuff instead of massive games on your own

[hexed shore]

Noooo

[red moat]

let's make games

[wary marsh]

It’s good practice

[true dagger]

I mean u a wb mod so u got ur foot in the door at least swift

[red moat]

hmu

[wind cairn]

right???

[humble sequoia]

I am huge into IT security, and with this conflict going on in the world job opportunities are looking solid

[wind cairn]

and she has her cul... fan group of enthusiastically devoted people

[hexed shore]

No cults here

Idk what u mean

[fierce sun]

Techland is hiring

[dire quail]

That doesn't mean much tbh but yeah ig

[true dagger]

I mean it's better than being a rando

[dire quail]

Definitely

[hexed shore]

It's nice to have some kinda experience

[humble sequoia]

are those the dying light people

[wind cairn]

yeah

[near stirrup]

@hexed shore Are you familiar with D&D?

[stable crest]

Hello guys

[true dagger]

I mean I read that Thalion used to a mod of the mortal Kombat subreddit

[hexed shore]

I am!

[true dagger]

So reddit and discord mod experience actually count for something

[hexed shore]

He did, Thalion is the real OG

[near stirrup]

I cordially invite you to my Strixhaven School of Magic campaign

[true dagger]

But I'm pretty sure he was head mod of the whole schebang

[hexed shore]

Faize you applying for mod?

[dire quail]

I might buy D&D

Just because i like ST

[near stirrup]

Buy D&D?

[true dagger]

Yea prbly

[hexed shore]

Strixhaven school of magic campaign sounds dope

[dire quail]

Yeah

[true dagger]

I have a decent shot plus ive got decent exp in discord and reddit modding

[near stirrup]

Are you interested then?

[torpid smelt]

more people applying is great

[open gyro]

I kinda am because of ST

[hexed shore]

Perhaps! I don't have a lotta time at the Mo

[torpid smelt]

we've got so many apps though, gonna be hell to go through them all haha

[stable crest]

What is the approximate number of people to join the team? And will there be a time of training?

[hexed shore]

There's a lotta lovely folks fr

[near stirrup]

Would just be once a week for a few hours

[open gyro]

Talking in 10 year be like: pe! I do’ got a lot’’o ti at the mo

[hexed shore]

Uhhh, approximate number is whatever we need if I'm honest, don't have a real guess for that one myself. Up to some other people.

Time of training issssss idk that either The people we have are very welcoming rn and I know I was welcomed and educated of how to do everything when I joined

[open gyro]

You use the cat peek emoji so much

[fierce sun]

Yes

[hexed shore]

IT'S CUTE

[torpid smelt]

it's a great emoji tbf

[open gyro]

I AGREE

It’s to cute

[torpid smelt]

swift is rubbing off on me because I'm using it a ton as well lmao

[open gyro]

You guys should make a cat discord server

[torpid smelt]

[hexed shore]

Yours is BETTER

[stable crest]

It sounds very friendly, I like it ^^

[true dagger]

I honestly don't know how good the discord mod academy but for those of you without any mod exp you could prbly finish it in a day and then apply

[hexed shore]

DAM

[open gyro]

THEY ARE SO CUTE

[hexed shore]

I didn't get in

Applied and never got anything back a while back when it first launched

[open gyro]

Then I can take over every server

[true dagger]

Yea u learn how to hack into discord and become the god of every server

[humble sequoia]

discord mod academy...? LOLL

[wind cairn]

good luck to all those who applied

lord knows ur gonna need it

[hexed shore]

LOL im just a bad mod - no mod academy for me

[stable crest]

I did Discord Academy Exam, waiting for any news

[true dagger]

Afaik it's basically just a bunch of articles on basic mod stuff

[humble sequoia]

sounds very corny to me

[dire quail]

Did u apply?@wind cairn

[open gyro]

Mods, are you guys reading the applications for these applications applications???

[true dagger]

Oh wow there is an actual exam lol I didn't know it was that formal

[hexed shore]

Yeee

[open gyro]

Exams bad

[torpid smelt]

dw I'm not in it either, but then I never applied

[true dagger]

I just learned the regular way thru Google and trial and error haha

[open gyro]

Same

[old onyx]

say.. is CISA any good ?

[true dagger]

I'm finally done with exams now I'm freeee

[hexed shore]

I applied while I was still crossed across animal crossing and here

[true dagger]

It sucks I was gonna buy ps now but I can't rn

[open gyro]

never ending storyyyyyy

[true dagger]

They made it impossible to buy until that ps plus merger

[open gyro]

Why

[torpid smelt]

I only know one person who got accepted into it

[hexed shore]

Smh need a PS to be free

[open gyro]

Oh

[true dagger]

Yea I have to pay so sad

[torpid smelt]

but ngl I don't agree with most of discord's policies on moderation

[dire quail]

Dang

[hexed shore]

I just do what feels right at this point

Ngl

[open gyro]

👀

[old onyx]

policies? what's those 😂

[true dagger]

But there's no other way to actually pay for the exclusives

[torpid smelt]

I say most, but it's just a few of them

[true dagger]

Other than buying a playstation

[wind cairn]

Tell us poik

[dire quail]

I cant wait for next friday

[wind cairn]

it will be actually interesting to hear it from a moderator

[foggy depot]

how many applications have u got

[open gyro]

Or will it

[old onyx]

I say go with the flow, do what feels right 😂

[torpid smelt]

Oh, to get into Discord mod academy you need to give the right answers which can be found by following their.... manual? dunno what else to call it

[true dagger]

Lol you should see reddits policies haha every day there is someone in r/mod support pointing out how the report system is broken

[foggy depot]

there is... discord mod academy???

[torpid smelt]

the main thing I disagree with is their policy on what to do with trolls and such

[languid gazelle]

this was my reaction too

[foggy depot]

sounds like a new young adult series ngl

[torpid smelt]

Most servers will, rightly imo, just ban them

[hexed shore]

I didn't read their manual

[wind cairn]

thats stupid, every instance is different, every situation can lead to different outcomes

[open gyro]

Ban then ddos then insult then

[old onyx]

ohh cool

[dire quail]

Why

[hexed shore]

Can't be bothered

I've read the ToS

[true dagger]

Lol what do they say u should do?

[old onyx]

it's a hit

[torpid smelt]

But Discord's policy is to not ban trolls, instead you should find out what's troubling them and only ban as a last resort

[true dagger]

Lmao what

[hexed shore]

Troll therapist

[torpid smelt]

because you know, trolls are always willing to take part in good faith discussion

[foggy depot]

umm they're troubled by their troublesome personality

[dire quail]

Haters gonna hate trolls gonna troll

[true dagger]

"well you were spamming slurs but let's talk about ur feelings" - said no actual person ever

[torpid smelt]

There's a couple other little things I disagree with as well but that's the major one

[hexed shore]

This isn't you Troll, I know you. You're not like this

[old onyx]

you're fired 😂

[dire quail]

Cause feelings matter nowadays right?

[torpid smelt]

feelings always matter

[fierce sun]

I wanna be a hot cowboy

[foggy depot]

sounds like how bullies are treated in school

[stable crest]

Happy Weekends!

[torpid smelt]

trolls just don't care about others feelings, tho

[torpid smelt]

yeah

[foggy depot]

"you can do better. Now hug"

[old onyx]

You too! 😅

[dire quail]

Whenever u ask someone about their feelings there gonna say "didn't ask" or something

[hexed shore]

You're better than this 😔

[red moat]

Troll, I'm not angry, I'm just really really dissappointed

[true dagger]

I only had one bully in elementary school and I swear this kid had immunity or something cuz his mom was head of the parents association or something

[dire quail]

You can do better than this want a kiss?

[stable crest]

So it's night for me, good night guys. Thanks for chatting

[red moat]

Night night

[true dagger]

He was a straight up psycho I remember one time he snuck rocks into someone's pudding or something and they ended up eating it and getting really sick

[torpid smelt]

Good night, Astron! Sweet dreams

[stable crest]

Thanks

[foggy depot]

the amount of times people have had a bullied one sit in a table with like a ten of their bullies and have the bullies tell everything why they thought the victim was an idiot or smth is appalling

[old onyx]

played lost judgment... Entire game was about bullies

[foggy depot]

not saying i have the answers and soft methods dont work, bc obviosly it's not that simple. But sometimes u just gotta banish people

[true dagger]

Yea fr

[dire quail]

Wtf

[hexed shore]

Ayo did someone say banish

[true dagger]

Ikr so messed up

And he got no punishment for that cuz it was an "accident"

[foggy depot]

is it a bad word 🥺

[true dagger]

Great job education system 👍

[dire quail]

Why would the kid eat it tho

[true dagger]

He didn't know

[red moat]

Some people only join to troll and they have no intentions of being part of the community. Not matter how well you talk to them they will just leave because they didn't want to be here in the first place, they just wanted to cause trouble.

[toxic vigil]

Hey!

[hexed shore]

Never a bad word

[true dagger]

It was like those super tiny rocks they have on playgrounds

[humble sequoia]

try me

[dire quail]

Bullys are forever gonna be idiots imo

[red moat]

When you see me with a purple name, you'll know

[dire quail]

👀

[hexed shore]

LMAO

[true dagger]

Lol

[hexed shore]

We're unsure when we'll get back to everyone

[foggy depot]

mod ceremony

[humble sequoia]

swift is biased

only hufflepuffs

[red moat]

I'm counting on Swift and Poik to vouch for me

[dire quail]

And me

Swift vouch for me until i am 18 😂

[wind cairn]

Dark would make a good mod

just go easy on my ass if i do something truly stupid

[red moat]

this is where I at the WB staff and I'm like LOOOK

[dire quail]

Dark is probably the number 1 here to become mod imo

[red moat]

❤️

[old onyx]

guy's probably riding on high horse after that

[wind cairn]

Bro someone needs to stand up for us peasants

[languid gazelle]

Miles becoming Dark's campaign manager 😛

[dire quail]

😂

[dire quail]

L opinion

[red moat]

Can't wait for them to remove me as mod after I get in a heated argument about some mundane detail in the game 💀

[dire quail]

Lmao

[sudden trail]

lol

[dire quail]

And sylvie ofc

[sudden trail]

Tbh not sure who’d make good mods here that aren’t already mods

The only person that has the emotional intelligence to handle situations respectfully would be Dark

[dire quail]

You?

[wind cairn]

Dark banning me after the 700th screenshot i took gonna be wild

[dire quail]

I would vote for myself if i had the choice but i cant so.im voting for probably 90% sure are gonna become mod

[red moat]

Malus: Reminder that Slytherin is the best common room
banned
Reason for ban: Spamming L opinion every day

[hexed shore]

Can't find my gasp emote

[wind cairn]

I see how it is :(

[red moat]

It's okay, the L stands for Love

[hexed shore]

Aww

[dire quail]

L stands for winner

[charred mural]

test

[dire quail]

W stands for loser

[humble sequoia]

F

[hexed shore]

Hello Gregory, what's being tested

[dire quail]

The switcheroo 👀

[red moat]

We're all being tested

by god

[hexed shore]

Every day

[charred mural]

wanted to check what was my discord name, forgot about it and wanted to try the wizarding world passport thingy lol

[hexed shore]

we have our lil wizardy passport bit down in #🧙wizarding-world-passport-channel

[dire quail]

I pray to god that i get to play this game first :3

[hexed shore]

Have a lil look

[red moat]

The timer in this chat is like an auto punchline. Waits just long enough for the first message to sink in so the follow up can land properly

[old onyx]

which one ? 👀

[charred mural]

yeah I'm creating my account and had to pull out a name so I just went with the discords one!

[hexed shore]

You're damn right, Dark

[red moat]

Thor

[foggy depot]

its so right its not a voting contest

[wind cairn]

I pity the big guy when he looks down at my testing area

Like one of those rats thats too stupid to doo anything, but kinda cute so you dont want to get rid of it yet

[dire quail]

Ill get rid of as many rats as i can

[hexed shore]

The one that can't escape the maze

[dire quail]

Im the rat catcher

[old onyx]

The best mod would be the one who doesn't want to become a mod 😂

[wind cairn]

wispie

[dire quail]

👀

[wind cairn]

ur up

go make us proud

[foggy depot]

ominous but ye im here

[hexed shore]

Tbh, this is different to how I got a message. Was outa the blue

[foggy depot]

for mod?? ehhh

[old onyx]

go make all of us proud

[hexed shore]

Just like a hi u wanna go

[dire quail]

For mod?

[hexed shore]

Yea

[wind cairn]

coman dude, i need someone to save my bacon incase i mess up

[foggy depot]

i mean i obviously have a superior sense of justice

[old onyx]

I'll check in case Jon snow is still available 😂

[foggy depot]

but i just heard it here you cant auto ban trolls. what's the point : o

[dire quail]

Great power comes with great responsibility 😎@foggy depot

[wind cairn]

wait, no that will actually get me banned faster

[red moat]

that sounds like they wanted to fight

u havin a go mate?

[hexed shore]

Yes exactly

[old onyx]

Wispie God's blessings are with you

[hexed shore]

Gladiatorial combat for mod.

[wind cairn]

wispie would make a excellent mod

[dire quail]

The next mod is probably gonna be someone who doesnt talk here at all watch

[old onyx]

Malus apply on behalf of wispie 😂

[hexed shore]

Please do not do that

[near stirrup]

Why is it so hard to find players for a campaign

[dire quail]

Do wha?

[old onyx]

yea don't do that

[wind cairn]

yeah wispie dont do that

[soft oak]

hello

[wind cairn]

now go apply for mod

[foggy depot]

despite everything i take responsibility kinda seriously

[wind cairn]

perfect

[hexed shore]

Hey Rebirth!

[ruby basin]

Nah fr though, I’d think @red moat would be the best choice for mod

[dire quail]

Same

[fierce sun]

@humble sequoia would be best imo

[dire quail]

He'd be the goat

[hexed shore]

Yeah it's fun, but it's also like... It's a whole official company. I have a lotta friends who come and go, and honestly sometimes you need to put those connections aside to moderate which is uncomfortable

[wind cairn]

dark would finna ban me first day 😭

[hexed shore]

That being said, it's a wonderful team behind the scenes who support you all the way

[fierce sun]

Does it pay?

[hexed shore]

No

[old onyx]

that's nice 👍🏻 no wonder swift has lived up to it 😎

[red moat]

Nah, I'm good person

[wind cairn]

its also why she's grey

[dire quail]

Hufflepuffs

[red moat]

You liven up the place, that means more than anything else

[dire quail]

Are always good

[unreal basin]

so guessing were not probably getting a fantastic beats 4?

[dire quail]

Thats why dark will probably tell me what im doing wrong

[dire quail]

Hopefully not

[foggy depot]

i dont wanna go more gray than this

[unreal basin]

did the third one even rap things up?

[dire quail]

The fantastic beasts movies have been hella dry when it doesnt even follow the formula of fantastic beasts anymore according to the 2nd movie

[humble sequoia]

for what

[dire quail]

Idk

[old onyx]

so who comes in mind that'll be great at it but doesn't want to be a mod ? (Apart from wispie)

[red moat]

mod

[humble sequoia]

wth i would be worst mod

[unreal basin]

well it don't make a lot of money so guessing we only getting 3

[fierce sun]

already being humble

[hexed shore]

LMAO, man if u feel like you wanna do it, apply. If not, don't ezpz

[red moat]

I'd be happy if they moved on to something else

[unreal basin]

yeah a TV show would be cool

[ruby basin]

Exactly, that’s why i didn’t apply

[red moat]

I applied 🙏

[humble sequoia]

dude i am not serious enough at all for that

[dire quail]

Id rather watch a movie of fb where @red moat is the mc

[hexed shore]

yeye

[fierce sun]

You got this

[wind cairn]

good luck dark!

[red moat]

Alright alright, let's not go that far

[humble sequoia]

lmaooo sure

Tbf, that would be interesting

[humble sequoia]

i'll put a pepe emote in the application

[dire quail]

Mk

[fierce sun]

I mean I work too much irl
To even do it

[foggy depot]

but what if i became too busy and ran to the hills to live without internet for 4 weeks straight, how would modding be

[wind cairn]

u give up ur life its simple

and you spend the rest of your days watching over me

[ruby basin]

Fr i couldn’t be a mod, if i were one and was to see an argument in the chat shi i finna be joining the argument instead of telling them to stop 💀

[fierce sun]

[Insert discord mod meme]

[red moat]

Life happens, you can always just let people know that you'll be a bit busy

[hexed shore]

Sometimes u just gotta live in nature for 2 months. We respect the grind

[foggy depot]

i have never been more terrified of future in this chat before this comment

[hexed shore]

Yeah we're all volunteers, there's no allocated time slots, no "you must be here" - obviously we want someone who's around, but things happen

[wind cairn]

besides as a moderator u wont have to check everything 24/7 u will have eyes everywhere telling u something is up

[red moat]

There's a norwegian book about that. Some guy leaves his wife and kids to go live in the woods, he befriends a moose and steals milk from the grocery store to get by

[hexed shore]

Oh

I wanna befriend a moose

[red moat]

Pretty fun

[dire quail]

Imagine leaving ur family

[hexed shore]

Sell moose friend for milk

[foggy depot]

oddly enough, there's also a finnish book about this. its about a guy who drives over a rabbit and goes live to the woods while the rabbit recovers

[fierce sun]

Gotta fight one first

[wind cairn]

u want mooo juice that badly?

[foggy depot]

its a genre at this point

[humble sequoia]

Wait, how do you get close enough to milk a Moose?

[hexed shore]

I haven't drank pure moo juice in years

[red moat]

It's full of weird characters, some probably not fit to discuss in here

[hexed shore]

Jester???

[foggy depot]

sometimes i just wanna move to the cottage and live a simple life

[humble sequoia]

This

[dire quail]

Moon juice is real?

[foggy depot]

until i remember there's more mosquitos in the countryside

[humble sequoia]

Like, aren't Moose really violent if you get close enough?

[hexed shore]

Never seen one, I'm British

They look huggable tho

[humble sequoia]

Same!

[dire quail]

Bri ish

[humble sequoia]

i've had some block the road for me but they just chill there and you gotta wait

Well, Welsh

never seen them go aggressive

[hexed shore]

Ayo bri ish fren

[dire quail]

Bo ole o wa er

[wind cairn]

bo''le of wa'er

[humble sequoia]

You got that wa'er from the Thames?

[hexed shore]

Here we go

[foggy depot]

moose are pretty dangerous

[red moat]

Aye meese (haha) aren't the friendliest. Especially if they have their kids around. Best turn around and walk the other way if you see them

[foggy depot]

they're also HUUUGE

[red moat]

They are actually so Massive

[wind cairn]

its CHEWSDAY innit ?

[dire quail]

You caused this

[hexed shore]

I kinda wanna see some meese

[foggy depot]

but theyre mostly dangerous when they have a kid moose or its mating season

[humble sequoia]

they are majestic

[red moat]

I was walking home from a friend ones and there was a big momma with two kids in the middle of the road

[golden frost]

what's up here everything ok?

[red moat]

I just turned around and went back to my friend haha

[humble sequoia]

no it's not ok

[fierce sun]

I'm fighting demons rn

[hexed shore]

Hey Mero!

[fierce sun]

Glory or Valhalla

No less no more

[silver jasper]

???

[golden frost]

OMG LOL in all the channels there must be things in the hufflepuff channel you are doing a dramatic novel and what happens here xd

[ruby basin]

Bro watched too much Vikings

[golden frost]

hello swift How is everything

[wind cairn]

bro their water is spiked

the rise of the puffs is intriguing ... and highly disturbing

[hexed shore]

I'm good, and Hufflepuff room is my favourite if I'm quite honest. But I'm also biased

[dire quail]

Its dry

[wind cairn]

right?

[dire quail]

Like touch some water

[wind cairn]

even the cactuses there need to water themselves of die of thirst

[red moat]

It do be active these days

[fierce sun]

Does huffle puff understand the secrets of the fade?