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Lmao

try underwear, it upsets them more
I got detention one for having my top button undone
Thats stupid
That’s how lame my school was
I never got detention except when I forgot to shave
I get a detention for not having my tie
But school here is pretty lax on most things anyway
British schools are so strict with uniform. No makeup, no dyed hair, no nail polish, shirt tucked, tie done up, smart tailored trousers or appropriate length skirt
Also my school allows us to wear our coats
Cant imagine having detention for the way I dressed
We had a uniform card 😂
3 ginger rule ???

Madness
Yep
our prom was awesome, i asked a lesbian out, and she said yes! she was really dark tho, i kinda wanted to make a run for it after seeing her sketch book
The three fingers
School uniform sounds like some weird military horror to me
Had to ask permission to take off your school blazer in class LOL
Yeah
Like whoever created school i hate u
our school tried to make us wear stocking in winter, except aus doesn’t really have a winter so ppl protested
What did it say?
I had one year where my school had a Nei facial rule
Just a list of names to kill right
she was very into art the grotesque kind
Hmmm
yeesh
Also i got a detention for dropping my pencil on the floor and getting up to get it and by dropping i mean throwing it on purpose and telling the teacher it fell
One of those people eh
she was other wise very sweet
J got sent out into the hall more than detention
America is so lucky they get to wear whatever they want
Fr
That being said, kids with less money are really put into issues and made fun of
Americans dont get to wear what they want tho?
i wanted to ask a guy out for prom but that would have pissed off more people than i'd like
The loosely I got was shorts and a nice shirt
Uniform is very good for helping with that. Homogeneity, no chance to bully someone for what they wear or how much money it costs
But they do get to wear their normal clothes
Three finger rule as well
Bully’s will find a way
Bullies will bully
Oh i would find a way
Tbh bullies just try to make fun of you but there probably jealous
Bullies cancel bully 2
i thought you were the victim malus?? what happened
Reality
Im a very smart bully, sometimes playing the victim works and the more charm u got the more you'll succeed
tactical bullying, smort
At least you could pick the clothes u get bullied in
A true slytherin
why thank you
Theres 2 hour detentions in my school
ew
mine was after school, the worst kind
I dont think kids can even get detention here anymore
soooooooo many hours i will never get back
friday afternoon detentions 🥲
I got it a lot in Year 7 and then never again 
We had to do the classic write down sentence after sentence what we did that was wrong “I shall always blah blah, I shall always blah blah”

I got so much detention bc I never did my home work
Same
i didn’t do my homework, but i never got caught 😎
Same
We would have been suuuuuch good friends in school swift, but the world wouldnt have been ready for that kind of trouble
Like imagine thinking people would do homework during holidays
Homework in 2020: I didn’t do my homework because we did it from home during the day 
😂
No but seriously who would do homework when trying to enjoy your weekend
LOL Malus probably
we WONNnnnnn
I didnt bother with all that
What did u win
noice
Also sports day was so bad
was 41 400 people watching and hella flares, insane atmosphere
I loved sports tho, cause i was suuuuper fast
Same but PE is decent
I was bad at sport
I gotta love spots day, being the only non athlete against those who were 🤷♂️
i kept accidentally getting into districts 🥲
I did like cross country and hiking. Family holidays were hiking the alps or smth, but sports day never had anything for me lol
were you one of those that didn't put any effort and made PE way less fun
Sometimes it happens
Yes but it was because of those who took it too seriously and made it less fun
pfft
i won backstroke?? but when i got there we had to do a warm up, but i don’t swim competitively and was exhausted after the warmup and couldn’t compete 💀💀
i love all sorts of sports, even swimming
I liked running the most cause then i could legally put on those tight body suits for runners, totally the best way to pick up girls and guys
I only like football
best one
And maybe basketball
I used to hype if we played rounders
I picked up girls playing American football in uni 
ha!
i don’t fully understand football 😅
The only time ive ever won a competition was when my best friends brother was in drawing competitions jury.
ur a amazing artist thats why
Otherwise never been much into sport other than staying healthy
So you have the goal keeper
Defenders
Mid fielders
And forward
A con artist 😇
maybe i should take up sports to pick up people 🤔🤔
Im pretty fast but not that fast
I’m the fastest man alive
My name is Barry Allen
anyone watching this grubhub frenzy stream?
I wanna start a new sports hobby so bad but again feel like I gotta be glued to Mac for work
Berry*
But when I can I want to start horse riding again 😭 nothing quite like galloping to your certain death
its you got a salmon instead
I wanna start running again but nah ill play more football
This sounds like some wacky jojo character stuff but truth is often Wilder than stories aint it
no league andies i take it
Hey i like me this shape and i was suuuper toned back then, u run past a girl or guy u like and flash a smile, its in the bag
Fishing doesnt have the same death toll sounds boring
right? death by horse is like "again?"
another one
another one bites the dust
dont wanna end up like that 😭
i would be so depressed if i got killed my a salmon
I wonder what my death will be like, i hope its something hilariously stupid that kills me
want to give the coroners a good laugh when they write me up
most deaths happen at home
so it'd have to be something out of house for a surprise.
a fish jumps out of the water, and what.. strangles you?
knocks you over and u drown idk?
I hope i laugh so hard that i die of heart failure, or get killed by champagne cork
i'm sure it will be
|||he gets trampled by a camel||
Are you sick
physically or mentally?
Mentally
nope
or sick as in cool 😎
camels are pretty scary
i just dont fear death at all
I don't think what you said had anything to do with about fearing death 😂
they have very long eyelashes tho
it had to do with how i want to go out
they have! but still
american football sounds fun to try
it seems intense
yeah sometimes one need intense things
i feel like i’d get crushed or something tho
maybe i just wanna get crushed sometimes 👀
makes you feel alive after all this work on computer
but well, there are less crushing sports out there
no i want a horse : (
a camel is just a pimped out horse
horses go faster tho
just give the camel a wig, you’ll be right
i've never broken any bones but i've sprained my wrist falling off a horse
horses may run faster, but camels can spit
A llama can spit too
i havent fallen off a camel, horses def more dangerous
do we know the date of the game?
no. holiday 2022
thats November December ish
we assume 😏
Camels are pretty cool
they are
when i was little i used to think that if i drank a ton of water before hiking, that it would get stored like a camels. that theory was quickly disproved 💀
yeah im just malding
Why are you mad and balding
because league
I teemo main, nearly 1m points 😏
sick
90% of matches, someone will mention that I have no life or something equivalent when they see me with 1m points on teemo
I made up that statistic, but I felt it was particularly true
yeah I get that, no idea what points u talking about
Well, I just assumed it would trigger you even more
But I guess you as a fellow rat wouldn't be phased by this... People call teemo a rat
ah, nah i would feel bad for you playing that bad champ
💔
wow I am amazed, you can count up to 4?
barely lmao
😂
Guys when exactly are the ‘ holidays ‘ that the game is set to come out in ?
( I am asking this as I am not native to the UK )
noc / dec probably
nocember yes
and decvember yes
sure jan
he's insane but he's got spirit
if only it helped with getting the game 😔
god this stream is fun

Patience is rewarding
But so is stubborn to where everyone says against you to when you are right it’s so satisfying
Spite in its purest form
when the game will be available on Pc ?
like for every other console on november or december
On holidays
we're waiting 😢
yeah and they are working extremely hard to make that game good, so as much time as they can get is good
Yeah
I can't wait to blow up Hogwarts
lol
anyone here use grubhub?
.
will you play on PC or PS (console)?
Cause I have a hard time choosing whats the better option for me
helloo
How much will the game cost? It’s probably 60 but I have my hopes up
probably not, but i dont know
about the same as ur average AAA yes so 60-70
it run games as planet zoo just fine but other than that idk
ur pc?
yep
whats ur specs
I'll play PC, partly because it's my preference, and partly because I can't wait to see what the modding community will do
I play rdr2 on my ps4 but im terrible with console
my laptop sounds like it’s about to explode if I try launch a game for more than 5 seconds
such a good game
genuinely the best storyline personally, they did a real good job
I know i cant stop playing when i start
ive played it so many times I spend hours going around just getting new stuff for arthur to draw
thinking about getting one of his drawings as a tattoo soon
ohhhh
do you have it on pc or console?
console, I can’t run a thing on my computer it sounds like it’s tryna fly away
same with mine but my ps4 isnt that great either
I just sit further away from it so i dont hear it lol
yeah I had the slim so it was really bad with certain games, me and my boyfriend share a ps5 now and it’s so much better
will you play hogwarts legacy on ps5 then?
i5-10400F CPU, 8 GB RAM, NVIDIA 1650 SUPER
I hope it comes out on PS4 getting a PS5 is to extra now. Only good thing I see is better graphics which I don't care about that much. Now if the issues of the PS4 disconnecting from wifi is changed then yeah I'll get it.
yeeee boii
frame rates are better I find it’s all smoother
I mean I was gonna get it before, but got tired of trying to get one after a while.
I dont know if my pc can handle the gameee
Does anyone know if you can connect a keyboard to a ps4?
you can
any keyboard?
as long as it can connect to the USB port it should work
then my problem is solved
I still would prefer to actually play on PC but i dont think it will work
yeah I use to use a keyboard sometimes thinking of trying it for among us on console maybe, but main problem I have with among us now is d/cs
pc 60 ps5 like 70 and sales will come many months later and even then it will be maybe 20 eurox max off
Before the game releases they will show the Pc requirements. so you will see if your pc can handle it, if not you should go for console
i5-10400F CPU, 8 GB RAM, NVIDIA 1650 SUPER, anyone know if my computer can run hogwarts legacy? (and not look like trash)
Like I said, the pc requirements are not out yet
oh i saw it now sorry
ur pc can run it at medium settings 1080p, can u get more ram?
8gb isnt enough anymore
yeah probably, was already thinking about getting more
good
cap ur expectations to 30 fps at medium, it will likely run better
they are infact putting it on the switch after all
so it should scale really well
So you think i will be able to play it? and it still looking good
absolutely
Have they already announced the minimum requirements?
not yet
No, all requirements are TBD according to steam.
oh, ok thanks
I was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar
3-2 months away we will get them for sure
When I met you, you picked me out you shook me up you turned me around turned me into someone newww

I just got the dark mark with my daughter at knockturn alley
i like that Emoji , will be me on May 25
ayy congrats
I can’t wait to see that game
It will be EPIC
Wait, where and how?? lol
i have a 1060 6G, you and i are in the same boat of old gpu
we will probably play on medium
Nice you deleted my comment, you guys can't handle the truth
Ok
That was likely the bot for swearing, we have a filter!
sup gamers
Hi!
Hey!
Wats good Hogwardians
Getting to play the old pc harry potter games, super excited
Ive never played any old HP games lol
Id show you some screen shots but i cant D:
Thanks i will!
hi
I wanna Avada everyone
I guess we’ll have to see if we can do that with later information released on the game. Website said you can do something sinister but idk it can be anything
They did mention a "darker path" what this means exactly is still up for speculation. I myself think we'll be able to learn dark magic but i doubt it will be s split path like a paragon vs renegade thing
Please do it to me and turn me into a crispy bacon.
Soggy bacon
AVADA KEDA
👋
when the game coming out
holidays 2022 so nov dec -ish
bruh

Have a good day ahead y'all...
Where is everyoneeee
Teleport here im bored
nah im good lol
Your loss 😩
i spent time with my bf and my friend today so i think i am good on social interaction for today 🙂
well at least in person interaction XD
Painnn i havent talked to anyone in person yet
Grand Afternoon!
o/
May I apparate here instead ?
Salutations!
Greetings!
It will never not be funny that Voldemorts name is Tom
Imagine if other wizards had such basic names
Merlin's name was Bob before he changed it
i hope he got called Tomas at some point
he'd probably murder them, but calling him Tomas would have been funny
@lusty gazelle you’re done bro.
What're you talking about...
That was the last straw, don’t msg me again
What the hell is wrong with you.
Afternoon guys
What's going on here? 🤔
Here is where all goings on happen
I meant the drama above 😂
Hi
Hello hogwarts
I used to be rly active and hyped here
Ooh i see
But now I’m just waiting
Same
we all waiting xD
Everything that could be talked about has been talked about
what's cooking
Heello

Oh hi Sana :p
Holiday
bet
Yeah
ask in August again
Howdy
Hello
Am I weird for already knowing what song I’d play for my eventual wedding in the future at 17?
I always plan ahead, sometimes too far ahead
get engaged first for some years then think about wedding its just papers btw
I’ve only planned what song I was gonna play lol
is it a good song tho?
Very
I'ma take singing lessons and perform at mine
HUGE stage freight (decent voice???) she won't see it coming
Tell us
Slipknot 😄
is it the awful hippogryph song from goblet of fire?
True - By Spandau Ballet
Eh, I’m more of a kiss guy
i am more into Stone Sour
Same singer who is in slipknot
got you 😄
Not really lol
I know my music
I’m weird, I like listening to old love songs and stare at the moon and stuff, it’s like I’m living a movie cliche’
hi back i am front
Hello bored I’m erevan.
Hahaha.
what
Nothing.
ok
Just wanted different colour mosaic. Lol.
Hahaha. Sorry that was very funny. Did you get phone hijacked?
im on macbook bruh nmr friend aka the owner of this macbook did that i am at his house we both are 8 years old
im going to great hall bye
join gryffindor 😭
I didn’t watch the Batman in cinemas, because I wanted to watch it in the comfort of my own bed
I got it on prime and it’s by far, probably one of my all time favourite movies
guess what
I would love to see Batman but closest cinema is too far away
I'm prob gonna change my pfp
Same here! I'm super excited to spend more time with this world Reeves has constructed
i was gonna see batman with a friend, but they got a certain virus 🥲
cowvid 69?
🐮
Oh damn, sorry to hear that! Hope they’re okay though
yeah, thankfully they should be better soon
ye
@humble sequoia r u ded? u usually come as soon as ur summoned
Many I know who have had their shots were thankfully pretty ok other than some cold like symptoms
I’d say probably not considering we’re in a server for a game that lets you do a literal killing curse on people
also dead oh no
Saying dead is fine as long as its not in an inappropriate or triggering context I suppose
killing is clearly less of a problem than passing away...
Swift you're a pocket puff?!
Well yeah like swift said it’s about context
what counts as a triggerin context?
idk some people let their kids watch HP but nothin with knives or guns
I mean its really hard to determine "a triggerin context". Just use your common sense to determine whether something could be triggering
I would honestly say just to evaluate what you say before you say it in terms of contexts
I have been known to be very good at that
'Read the room' as they say
I smell sarcasm
I'm an empath guys
What am i feeling rn
Ye usually people are fine with the idea of death in fantastical elements as it’s not as close to real life as a movie or show would be that includes things like knifes and guns, I suppose it’s just what the individual sees as triggering I suppose
good morning
how tf am I supposed to know their triggers
hatred towards an exam im doing, youre correct
ur gonna ace it
Swift

I'm procrastinating studying for bioligy
Ill light a candle for ya! you got this
If it relates to real events or something someone might have gone through, dont say it is the general gist
I'm a spelling bee champion
you’ve got this swift!
Can we use Avada Kedavra in HL?
Yes
You probably won't fail Swift!
Yes, they showed it in the State of Play
I'm also very good at moral support
but fr tho good luck Swift
omg
What’s your favourite actors guys? Mines Johnny Depp
I wanna use Avada Kedavra
I've never heard of alakazam and now two people have said it in different servers withing 30 mins
i've seen all kinds of spelling of it, and honestly its terrifying, sooner or later someone's gonna come in here with Avada Alabama
Thanks! I can choose which questions I answer thankfully, so its one on the role of serotonin reuptake blockers in psychopharmacology and one on the role of Oxytocin in behaviour
stepsis I'm dead
you study pharmacy?
You younglings really missed out on of the greatest franchises ever huh?
huH
Damn, those are real words?
Paul Rudd as he’s just usually hilarious in the roles he does and seems like a likeable guy
ngl, this sounds very intersting!
he also doesn’t seem to age..
Nope! I have to know about some pharmacutical drugs for the sake of clnical psych
my head is bleeding again
Tru
Tom???
wait if we can use Avada Kedavra in HL
Guess that's interesting too
then can we choose the dark path?
I was trying to get dandruff out of my hair
I was by accidentally taking some skin
If you haven't I suggest you watch the State of Play, they go pretty in depth there
unknown if we can or what it intailes if we could

heal support save me
I watched 30x
man, I would recommend actually getting Glycolic acid for dandruff! You can put it on your scalp twice a week and rub it in after a shower. Helps a lot in getting rid of buildup
repairo 🪄
I wanna do biopharm but there's only one university in the country which offers it 😦
Then yeah, you know about as much as we do :D
You can get a big bottle for about $8 from The Ordinary
I'm sorry
Narrator guy be like “be careful where you choose to explore as it may lead you down a darker pathAVAdaKedavaraaaa!!!
I'm very excited to this game lol
No need to be sorry at all haha. We are all excited
Its used as an acidic toner to get rid of superficial deadskin and oil on the face, but is great for hair as well
I NEED MORE INFO
Had to check that I wasnt talking about hair in the HL chat but this is general so im safe
so they say
i mean technically that isnt dark, the curse is only unforgiveable against humans, and we're seen specifically murdering a goblin to death
yep
👀
I'll choose the dark path
hot damn
Necromancer has the best spells ever
What an epic scene, one of my faves from the trailer 
I'm still hoping for a prequal "Hogwarts Origins" where you're in the first gen of students at Hogwarts
What I wouldnt give for a series around the Founders
avada kedavra will be to mc as expelliarmus is to harry 😂😂
Why Avada Kedavra is called as Killing curse?
it is
because it's /kill
I see..
it deads things
unalive
promoted to inferi
Swift, dis you?
Hey sylvie 👋
Protege diabolica
in portuguese killing curse has a strange name lol
I know they said we could choose our characters specialities for combat etc... I want to just concentrate on history of magic and muggle studies and bore the enemy to death
Oh?
Sounds like it's meant to say mega improvement 😅
"á" in portuguese has a open sound
But the last bit.
and we don't pronunciate the L as L
Soo. What sounds do you use. Is a like an ah or an ae or ey/ay
I did mistake
That was my old account yes
is maldições imperdoáveis not magia imperdoáveis lol
Lost access to it after my 2FA codes were lost and Discord accidentally signed half the platform out of their accounts
@lilac lily Please be appropriate as well
Hmmm.
"ões" is a hard sound
Hmmm. I see.
"ç" has a "s" sound
I’m still trying to sound out a fancy mark in my head. Lol.
and yes I'm not from Portugal
I'm from Brasil
brazilian ppl talk portuguese not spanish
Hogwarts Legacy will not be multiplayer
🤷🏻♂️
np bro
Statements about peoples mom - the rules are clear enough by now LOL
D:
oh I didn't think that was that bad
I am from Portugal bro
sorry
me not :(
I feel as though I have a bit of every country in my genes, my mother is Italian/British, my Father is Portuguese, My last name is German, my grandfather is Australian aboriginal, my cousins are Japanese, like WHEN DOES IT END

I'm brazilian btw
idk where my family is from. Mums is scandinavian, English and Irish. Dad is from a traveller family and was born in Africa, no records of them at all
I really wanted Hogwarts Legacy to be multiplayer
DNA test said middle eastern though which would match some of their features
Yeah unfortunately it is singleplayer only
probably will be creat some online mod or something
Same bro, same, I wanted it to be online where you can take classes with people, that’s the dream game my guys
HL will have mod I guess
I don’t know what’s in my blood. I know English Irish Scottish, maybe Italian maybe Greek, possibly Malay but all that o no clue how far back you need to go as 9 gens are aussies. At least on the legal papers side of things so unaccounted gaps here and there.
it was good that this happened
It's not super unlikely that people will create an online mod, but it might take years and years. Skyrims online mod is kind of getting there by now
Cant track my dad any further than my grandfather for sure
Sucks for me, I have to stick with my jet engine of a PS4 pro
Skyrims online mod is also buggy as hell
Mods cant really simulate built in server stuff
Yeeap, online is so much harder to do than people think
No surprise avalanche is sticking to single player.
I hope multiplayer in HL
it would be much better to do battles in pvp
Imagine playing with your best friend is so good
It would be.
Wait, we could have Multiplayer modes, like dueling or quidditch, it’s definitely a possibility
Pity.
I'm lacking in friends period
I'm pretty sure they've shut down any talk about online pretty hard
this must be very good too
Lucky you even have friends, I got none
tbh I don't mind play singleplayer but playing with your best friend is amazing
non amicis habeo
Some of my friends do play games but its mostly things like Animal Crossing or Switch related, so for PC platform stuff, no bueno
Lol I’m no fun to be around considering I cannot speak at all
@humble sequoia still hasn't responded
I don't mind playing alone either but it would be a lot more fun to play with friends
Youll find someone who can sign or who doesnt mind taking over conversations. The best friend combo is an introvert adopted by an extrovert
you know your mbti?
yeah
I’m confused? Also I don’t speak when I play multiplayer.
I don’t sign
learning magic with your friend is so good
My friend is a ghost. Or an animal or something….
I choose not to speak, I haven’t spoken for over a year, it’s come to the point where It’s hard to speak because I’m not used to it anymore
Im honestly a chatter as you can probably tell so I chat my friend's ears off when we're tgth
I've said this before but I'll say it again. I love that people want a multiplayer HP game, and I want you to keep being vocal about it. Cause with how many people are begging for it, there's no way they haven't noticed by now. But don't hate on this game because it's not online, this game is single player and was made to be single player, and that's okay too.
^ Itd be lovely to see more subsequent games from the IP
All hail Chandler Wood
Definitely, I want something akin to the first 3 games. A modern platformer in Hogwarts would be the dream
Loads of folks are super happy with what this game is allowing us to do, but 100% if they can see some interest in something new, it could be something thats considered
As it is, I love singleplayer, so this suits me!
I know what ima do in the game, and I wasn’t expecting I’d want to do this, but I wanna discover and tend different beasts like newt scamander
Then eat them
Just super happy to be able to explore a childhood universe in my own time
Have you played Elden ring?
Ooooh. Fascinating. Sorry but still. That’s….interesting.
I will not play Elden ring as even for DS3 I bribed my brother to do bosses for me
I wouldn’t mind some owl soup right about now...
Owl soup? Y tho?
It’s tasty
Why you eating hedwig
As a guy who also massively loves single player, Elden ring might be the best one I’ve played. And I’ve never played another souls game before
It's okay, you can beat elden ring without fighting a single boss
yo
Sekiro is fun I die.
Have you noticed that the name hedwig is a lot like head wig...what do you put a wig on? YOUR HEAD
oh much gonna cost the game?
Probably the same as an average AAA game
Enough to make your family get it for you for Christmas
Currently they usually go for $60 but we dont have a confirmed price yet
80 bucks in australia
That’s actually true
Lol hedwig thou is an goblin name. Marry pulled it from history of magic textbook.
probably
where you from?
im from Portugal
And I may try out Elden ring. I dont like super hard games much unless I can build up to it. I like playing a game on Normal and then building up to the hardest when I get the hang of it
I’m from uranus
nice bro , where you from has internet?
Wasn’t really that hard gotta tell ya, i got platinum trophy in less than 2 weeks
okok
Y tho. Bossfights are important.
As in exp
I’m currently floating outside of earths atmosphere where I get internet from the satellites
And drops.
No no no, I came from Uranus
I would prefer to play Siege than another Dark Souls game
okoko , i understand
I enjoy fighting the bosses, or grinding till I’m able to defeat them
That says something
I hated Dark Souls for similar reasons, but I could jam with Elden Ring pretty okay. The open world let's you opt out of most fights, and if you want you can grind levels all you want whenever you want by just killing basic enemies and respawning them.
@hexed shore am I allowed to say crap
The filter lets you so I suppose so
Same. Also I’m a completionist.
Dope
As long as its not used to like insult folks
Fr elden ring straight 10/10 imo
+1 vocabulary
I may give it a go. Get my brother to family share it first
Eh not for me, I prefer the Witcher series
I bought it for him for his birthday so technically i will just be using a game I bought
I still have issues with it, but I at least played it for 40 hours+ compared to the other souls games that were like 2 hours or so each before I nope'd out
sibling stuff
I’ve yet to install my Witcher games. Currently trying to complete assaasins cred.
so about 60-70 usd
I was skeptic like you too, not even kidding. But since i had nothing to play and saw everyone enjoying Elden ring i was like fk it, and bought it and those 73$ were well wasted
witcher and elden ring are two completely different games, you must like the genre if not its nothing for you
That is 100% completed.
Yeah theres a video somewhere of me versus my brother. I died to a boss 7 times in DS3 before I asked my brother to do it. So there is a whole video of me failing and then my brother doing it first try with 0 hits
it's about 50 euros I think
No I prefer the Witcher’s story
50-60
ahh arlight
Foot
But like. Your comparing oranges to apples. It’s why I don’t get reviews. They compare apples to oranges.
sorry i dont measure in limbs
Im also a huge Witcher fan, and I’d even put Elden ring above the Witcher 3
He posted his map up on Reddit as it was the most complete version of the map he had seen online
at the time of release
Sounds like my brother. My brother just plays through DS1 for fun in an evening 😅
Elden ring is the type of game I’d get bored of in 10 minutes
Brothers are a different breed for sure
Couldn’t be me
So killed all bosses and gathered all equip drops and found all eastereggs?
My dad is a Warthunder, WoT and Red dead player, my brother is the souls player and im the MMO and RPG one
I don’t know what else is in Rosen ring.
P much
I like freedom in my games, which is why I will pay my whole life savings to make Ready Player one a real thing
I was going to start biology but then realised my book is downstairs so I'm back to procrastinating
Play dnd. As in the table top with people.
If the game were exactly like the movie it’d be the greatest game oat
that's scary tho
I’ve always wanted to play it, but yet I have no friends, and everyone I know isn’t a nerd like I am
What is.
me too, and the thing is that its the first aaa open world game like this, with singleplayer they can focus just on this and make the world perfectly fitting for that, with multiplayer comes so much more problems that for this first one it would be just a worse game then without
going to a strangers house
You can literally go to a sir or online and they will talk you through it.
Sir?
There’s plenty of servers here in discord that have campaigns and one shots and scheduled games.
I’ve tried, but they wouldn’t explain to me the rules and stuff
And you just sign in to the voice stream and play. So long as you have the rule books and dice.
There’s also game shops with scheduled weekly game times. They’re actually more friendly.
I don’t think they exist in australia
The rules are very guideline
They do. At least I know of 5 in Sydney.
And maybe a few in Brisbane and Melbourne.
Well I’m a mute so I don’t think I can even play lol
You can always type out stuff on something like a text to speech? Im not sure of the situation but
I mean. You don’t talk much. Can also write down a lot particularly if you make that a feature of you Le character to not talk common
Can play a mute character 
Or can play as a lump of magical cheese.
Incorporate yourself into the character, super immersive
I’ll be lord Spiderman of new yorkia 🤌🏻
Very fun
aw hell yea
I’ve wanted to play as that snake with a thousand hands
But my DMs won’t let me.
They say it’d be too op.
I usually enjoy playing Chaotic neutral or Lawful evil characters
The people I’ve tried to play dnd with were very mean, must’ve been the server I was in
Probably.
Generally the DnD community is pretty accepting. I'd say if you find folks who are genuinely passionate and want to help people learn, it can be such a lovely experience
Not all are. In fact I’ve met a number of dnd players dog walking and they’ve been super interesting. In a park full of jocks and stuff next minute I’m nerding out with like 6 people. Lol.
The experience I had was kinda awful
Bless you, I hope the next group of folks you find are miles better :((
The things they said...they can never leave my head
i tried introducing my friends to dnd but they all thought it would be boring 🥲
Then I’d say they’re the outlier of douchbaginess and I’d suggest best place to go in aus for a group irl first is good games.
And then see if anyone there does online discord server stuff.
And then join.
They don’t know what’s they’re missing.
It’s so open world.
Or closed world
Or multiverses
Ive always been in pretty nerdy communities. Started playing DnD at like 13 or something like that, and Magic before that
uni friends are more interested, but now the issue is that schedules don’t like up lol
Havent played in years now though - groups naturally separate and move forward.
Good lord
For battle map and interactive city.
And all of this for a one shot lol that could expand into so much more.
If you want a little try of the DnD style in terms of games but without the other users, there are games like Pathfinder out there as well
I’m forward planning.
Can get you kinda into the mindset without having to interact with others
Oooh pathfinders fun.
It issss, I got Wrath of the Righteous at Christmas
Star finder too is more sci fi. Than fantasy but aliens so that could RP with muteness
I havent seen that one before, might be one I look into. Being a startrek fan, love scifi sometimes more than fantasy
And canku is a mimic language.
I’m playing a game of swade on fgu in my dnd group. So dnd one week next week swade and rotate.
That sounds like a super good time - always fun to find friend groups who are able to stick to stuff like that
Think with a lot of the folks I play with starting careers / still working in hospitality, we can never find times to play
Well we struggle a bit. But we all met at a store and had usual times then traded contacts then with covid migrated to. Discord and now some of us have multiple serves where they play online with multi national so language barrier is a thing and discord’s translate and google translate has helped with written communication. Also the chosen vtt does the fantasy languages too so can talk on say dwarfism and it translates for those that may not speak English or Spanish say.
Amd you converse via dwarven or via abyssal
That sounds super immersive
Etc. it’s kinda cool that we communicate both verbally Amd by written text.
Don’t it just. I’m trying to get my group to do away with common but I’ve asked them and they’re like conceptually that would be really cool but we al speak the same language irl so like that defeats the purpose.
Etc.
LOL
HEYOOO
Hey Scarlet!
Ah Swift!!!!!! how you've been doing lately?
But like @low galleon if you want a group Amd like connect. My advice is go to a shop like good games and see if they have a schedule they often do one shot nights where they expect beginners and first timers to learn and join and start a group.
I am been doing good tooooo!!! But ah well, a lotta school work
Yeah same, its that litttle exam period
ah! good luck with that <3
who wants to bet on how long it'll take till I get banned? options: today, within a week, within a month, before hogwarts legacy is here, longer, never
Depends how quickly you upset someone who can ban you lol
does anyone know if the hat will choose your house randomly, or we can choose it?
we know for sure you can choose ur house
sweet
a furry yelled at me today cause they came through the drive thru today and i asked if they wanted a pup cup 💀💀😭✋
people getting toxier in real life be careful
Nah but that’s funny tho 😂
Never gonna give you up
Anyone else gets random thoughts while studying ? 😂
It's totally fine when I'm playing a video game or watching a movie
Me 😂😂
Like I'm studying and then my brain is like: "Sooooo....... If we think fishes are in the water and the birds are in the sky, does fishes think we are birds?"
Or stuff like that

😂 you know any coping mechanisms ?
😂😂 My coping mechanism is music or just background music

Im pretty sure 97% of Blackwatch's posts is just asian girl emoji's at this point
Are they that hot?
I would guess so but those Dont sound familiar
Yeah, Sana is from Twice and Rose from BlackPink
Yeah
I mean I’m known for my sipping emojis
I also use some others but I mostly Use Twice and Blackpink and sometimes Red Velvet

need a release date!!!!
14 November 2022
there is no official date other than "Holiday 2022"
exactly
There is an official release date
What are you talking about 🤡🤡🤡
its holiday
they just asked if they wanted a pup cup
why did u ping me
lol
lol
lol
Today I am in a good mood, I would like to give you all a gift
Waffletastic, you?
Free waffles?
What means waffletastic? 😂
no
Fantastic but then even better 😅😂
Ow, then what else could be so great as a gift?
Ohh nicee, i' m fine thanks
Really? What's the gift?
AVADA KEDAVRA
UNO REVERSE
Not applicable
Love waffles
I havent eaten waffles in years
Dangit😂
I approve this message
Me too, in italy we almost never eat waffles
Well sir, you surely are missing a whole lifetime of fine craftmanship
I'm omw to bring some waffles
I know 🥺
Thanks man so i' ll give you some pizzas 😂
Woah woah hold it there, I ll take those pizzas
Ooohhh yasss😍 I'm actually craving some pizza rn
😂😂margherita
I'll take any pizza
Nicee
Woah
Pls give me pizzaaaaaa
Goodnight bro i go to sleep, next morning give me some waffles for breakfast
Maybe ya gotta remind me tho but I will
Good night my waffle loving human!!
Sorry now i go to sleep, tomorrow i'll bring you dozens of pizzas ok?
Why did you ping me?
What would you like? A drink?
Since i see you have time to spare i will let you help me answer my fanmail 😉
sounds like fun, I wouldn't mind actually doing it 🤔
Can you possible imagine a better way to spend your time ? Nop
Playing Elden ring
Now before you proceed to answer my countless fanmail, a task not for the faint of heart i might add, you need to make sure you have some facts about me right
Gildroy Lockhart , Order of Merlin, which class ?
You are about to make me smile, what a knowledgeable helper , i am about to smile but i wouldn’t want to use such lethal weapons on my helper , well second question
As i always said, celebrity is as celebrity….?
gives 😌
confusion is confused
Does… not gives ,, oh i can almost sense you do not even know the most important fact about my life, Lilibeth what is my favourite color ?
Jerome from fortnite
it's violet cOME ON
No it is lilac, i wonder how many times i have to repeat it, i thought everyone can see me, but everyone can not hear me , well no fear 😉 you just need to read my autobiography first
they're both purple flower, same thing
📚🙌 Here is my complete and total set of books, free of charge 😄, you will need them if you want to be able to have a chance to survive against the dark arts
For more information, see my publish work
You know you can’t roleplay right?
You can do anything you want in this life Tom, as long as you believe in it and your name is Gildroy Lockhart, i am the living proof after all
That’s like saying you can say whatever you want because of freespeech
If you are me that is
Tom
Just read the rules
Never fear 😉
where does it say you can’t roleplay?
Nowhere its just my assistant Tom has gotten very tired of answering all my fanmail for today
Tom get some sleep my boy you earned it , you can answer more fanmail tomorrow, never fear 😊😉
I swear there was a rule for role playing
Poor guy...tomorrow will be another tough day for him I'm sure.
Well thats .. pretty obvious, but he repeatedly asked to undertake the gigantic task of replying my army of fans. He will be remembered for his bravery though
i don't think there is, as long as it doesn't interrompt other's conversations, I don't see the harm in it
I hope his job at least gets easier lol.
Yeah there isn’t one, but i swear there was one. I might be completely wrong though idk
@digital slate didn’t wanna look the rules so here is a message from a mod
it’s not in the rules though so
It does not matter my dear as i delete his memory every morning
But mods repeatedly say to not roleplay so just don’t roleplay
Obliviate
ive not seen them say it before that so you can’t expect everyone to know if it’s not in the rules is all
He always has a pleasant morning, lol.
I just glanced at the rules and it seems my unresistable smile happened to change the rules.
Just as i expected and predicted
Why do i even need my wand when i can make anything happen just by the wink of my brow 😉
I saw them saying it too, but your right it’s not in the rules
Well if they make a rule for this one they can at least write my name in caps as well, it is a terrible tragedy i am not mentioned in the rules
You mean... you forgot to mention it?
Does that mean you found a loophole in the rules?
The rules are not as well written as my autobiography
Nothing is actually
So read my published work , it will do you only good
No fear 😉
Even heroes need to sleep 💤
Come to think of it... there aren't many people around right now.
Most likely due to all the rules, and the ruletrolls wanting to knock my golden wig off my head
But it doesn’t come off as i never wore a wig, it all natural magical me , never fear 😉
Oh, what time is it over there?
Because of the time difference.
My location is in the Far East, so it's 8:40 in the morning right now lol.
Yeah same
It's 2:30 am here, I should be heading to bed soon tbh
Hello everyone 👋
hello o/
Hello
Roleplayers. Couldn’t have picked a more nuanced character. 😂
hes right tho
Is roleplaying not allowed here?
Only so long as it’s not trolling or interrupting other people’s conversations. And I think quoting is considered fine mostly.
If you scroll up there’s a moderators comment on the topic. …
But it’s not strictly in the rules.
Hmm, maybe we should put that in the feedback channel?
Like, either put a rule for no roleplaying
Or make a space for people to roleplay?
So it's a clear line, yknow?
Hmmm. I like that idea.
Anything new?
not yet, unfortunately
Nothing yet




I am quite sure that Earth is the place we're all on