💬general

[shut comet]

is fantastic beasts and where to find them the first one?

[wind cairn]

yes

the 2nd one is crimes

[shut comet]

okay thank you :)) I will chat later, just gonna start it now !! THANK YOU ALL FOR YOUR HELP!!

[wind cairn]

I dont know how i feel helping a raven

I should go take a shower

[shut comet]

be honest you love me :>

dont drown ok

[tight lava]

I feel like Malus pretends to not like us, but secretly does

[shut comet]

hes so handsome yet his character is making me feel uneasy

I MEANT THE MOVIE BTW

like his movements are very off-putting

[wind cairn]

Newt?

[shut comet]

the main character ?

yes

[wind cairn]

yeah thats Newt, the guy with autism, its why he cant look people in the eye

[shut comet]

OH MY GOD I DIDNT KNOW

[wind cairn]

He's amazing, and soooo well played

[shut comet]

he does seem like a really good actor

[wind cairn]

He is you'll see when you watch it

[shut comet]

very handsome mmmmm

[wind cairn]

Wait till you see dumbledore

Jude law... hmmm so much style

[shut comet]

gosh im gonna giggle like a little school girl LOL

[smoky bane]

Simp!

🤣

[nova flower]

What yours guys opinion on the new secret of Dumbledore I enjoyed it I don’t know why people are not liking it?

[shut comet]

I haven’t seen it yet :) will give you my opinion when I watch it

[smoky bane]

I haven’t seen it either

[wind cairn]

The first one is fantastic

[nova flower]

Sounds good

[wind cairn]

The 2nd one goes dark fast

[shut comet]

I can’t get over how handsome he is oml

[wind cairn]

:3

He's suuuuper awkward tho and terribly sweet

[subtle canyon]

Use the spoilers chat if want to talk no 3

[shut comet]

Is that woman the love interest?

[subtle canyon]

Wait what fumbled was awkward.

[nova flower]

Oh I wasn’t going to spoil or say anything about the movie

[wind cairn]

?

[subtle canyon]

I didn’t pick up on that.

[subtle canyon]

👍

[shut comet]

Ok last question I swear

Is newt a ravenclaw

[wind cairn]

He's a puff

[red moat]

He a huffle

[shut comet]

Damn it

What a shame he and I could of been friends 🥺

[wind cairn]

u can always abandon that shoe box u call a house and join the puffs

[shut comet]

HUH

[wind cairn]

bot doesnt like too many caps

[shut comet]

Oh

Damn as I was saying though

The other dude grabbed the wrong case!!!

[shut comet]

Ravenclaw is my home now I cannot just abandon it

🫠

[humble sequoia]

En Sabah Nur

[young crater]

Hello?

[wind cairn]

o/

[compact pulsar]

Hi Hori

[humble sequoia]

Hola amigos

[jolly swift]

Hello

[shut comet]

HelllOoO

[jolly swift]

👋

[swift spoke]

👏

Well done !!!

[shut comet]

🙌✨

[spring pine]

uhh what happening?

[shut comet]

I just finished the movie fantastic beasts

I give it 8/10

[spring pine]

oh nice:))

[shut comet]

Ayeee

[spring pine]

noice>:3

[spring pine]

eyyyyyy:))

[shut comet]

I would make it higher though I’m pissy that I didn’t watch this sooner

[spring pine]

:))

[shut comet]

Hahahah

[spring pine]

xd

[shut comet]

Wyd atm?

[spring pine]

hmmm

[spring pine]

what is atm?

[subtle canyon]

Srsly

[wind cairn]

at the moment

[spring pine]

chatting ofc:)))

[shut comet]

Wyd atm means what you doing at the moment?

[spring pine]

ohh okay:3

[shut comet]

Sorry can’t keep my eyes open lol gotta find short cuts

[spring pine]

oh it fine

if you feel tired you can rest

no need to force it

[shut comet]

Eh I have some ideas I need to write down for my book

So can’t sleep just yet

[spring pine]

oh okay:3

[subtle canyon]

What book?

[rose eagle]

You writing a book? :D

[compact pulsar]

You write a book? :0

[spare sundial]

Amnesia Rebirth and RiverBond are Free on Epic Games

[dense spear]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/990080/Hogwarts_Legacy/

[winged venture]

BOOM

[open gyro]

Should I buy Elden Ring?

[winged venture]

Oh Hi Tom, remember me?
I am back from 7 days off

[open gyro]

nice

I havent been talking on the server tho but yes, of course I remember you gamingo

[elder bay]

Gargimgo

[rapid surge]

hi

[wind cairn]

greetings

[rose eagle]

Hoi

[humble sequoia]

Hi

[compact pulsar]

Hey

[civic void]

u like a game where everything tries to kill you ?

and are you a masochist ?

if yes then sure

[humble sequoia]

do you like dodging and attacking in patterns for couple hundred hours?

[livid pelican]

Hogwarts Legacy is going to be a kind of game like that, no?

[jolly swift]

I hope not :p not like elder rings anyway

[humble sequoia]

could be yeah, a lot of games are to be fair

just not a big fan of souls games myself

[livid pelican]

Games like elden ring or new world in my opinion, are games that are boring because of the huge number of objectives that require a lot of time to complete. Basically you do the same thing over and over again.

[humble sequoia]

i can appreciate a good grind though, loved grinding professions in new world or grinding in WoW

[livid pelican]

So you will probably enjoy Hogwarts Legacy. I think the only difference will be the fact that there is a great deal of fame and passion from those who have watched the movies and will finally be able to participate in this amazing virtual world.

[humble sequoia]

I will enjoy exploring it no matter how dog the gameplay is for sure 😄

[velvet wasp]

Dunno what I missed, I had no idea there even was a discord for this but I’m soooooo excited

[open gyro]

Im kinda hoping HL is more then 30 hours

[open gyro]

Discord kinda boring (no offense)

didnt miss anything really....

Ive sent 22,002 thousand messages in this server 😭

[humble sequoia]

welcoem to club

[open gyro]

welcoem

to the micky mouse club

Plums do you like the art I made on your message

[velvet wasp]

Thanks youuuu

[livid pelican]

Me too.

[vestal wolf]

have you just went way back to the first day of this discord and reacted on my message? 😂

[open gyro]

Im bored.....

[agile hazel]

lol

[vivid olive]

when do we get a release date

[humble sequoia]

when they post the date

if you didn't know, they said holiday 2022

[shy linden]

Hmm

[ruby basin]

Elden ring isn’t like that at all

Assassins creed sounds more like it

[humble sequoia]

Hola amigos

[compact pulsar]

Hey

[dire quail]

Bro not 20 not 25 not 30 its gonna be 100

[open gyro]

Doubt it

[dire quail]

I dont think itll be 50 hours

The story should be atleast 70 or 80

[vivid anchor]

Anyone watched defamation case for johnny depp? It's hard to believe WB are still supporting AH

[livid pelican]

This is a shame, a humiliation, what JD is going through.

It is nauseating what this woman is doing to him.

[vivid anchor]

I felt so uncomfortable, when AH defence used evidence of a voice recording of JD wanting to self harm. Then the court adjourned till next week, man started crying

She is manipulative and the real abuser zzzz

[dire quail]

I dont think this convo is meant for this server

[vivid anchor]

Possibly, though this is related to warner brothers, harry potter, etc

[livid pelican]

And it isn't. But it was something that caught the eye.

[vivid anchor]

Seeing how he was in the original casting and lost his spot for the very reason we are talking about

[dire quail]

I hope the game has a dark wizard like section and a good wizard section

[humble sequoia]

Wdym

[dire quail]

Likr a dark wizard section so you can become more evil and you can do more bad stuff

[indigo crest]

thats sounds so black and white

the opposite of what a rpg game is about

[dire quail]

Wow so cool

[indigo crest]

im glad u understood at least that

[humble sequoia]

🪤

2+2 is 4 - 1 that’s 3 quick maffs

[shut comet]

My book

[shut comet]

Yea

[shut comet]

Yes

[compact pulsar]

That's cool

[shut comet]

Sorry I went to bed lol

Thank you

[plush plinth]

:/

[compact pulsar]

I should go to bed, but I just can't see to fall asleep :')

[shut comet]

Mm maybe a hot water and honey will help

[rancid osprey]

that’s what I’ve thought from the start but who knows how it’ll end up

[compact pulsar]

It doesn't, I tried it in the past

[shut comet]

I’m praying Johnny wins fr he has been through so much and that little girl is just the absolute worst my god.

[shut comet]

Awww then I’m sorry I don’t know what else

[compact pulsar]

It's alright, I'll just yell at myself to fall asleep, maybe it'll work, lol

[shut comet]

STXtxuvibonovid

[rancid osprey]

he’s been affected far more so far but no one’s been proven guilty which I think is the biggest shame

at least conclude it before passing judgement to that extent

[subtle canyon]

True. But also what if we want to stereotype ourselves.

I like a good stereotype in a character build layered over tragedy. It’s fun. Also all the ham.

[shut comet]

I’m pretty sure the last judge knew amber which is why she won. I’ve research a lot of body language for psychology and she has been showing a lot of nervous and just bs movements, in one of her statements she moves her arms around a lot which shows that she has absolutely no idea what she’s even saying

Ops sorry for the long reply

It just disappointing at this point

[subtle canyon]

That’s nearly all games. And that’s called grinding. 🤔🙄😎🙃😁🤣😇

[shut comet]

Heheh

[candid mist]

h

[shut comet]

Hi to you too

[subtle canyon]

Hi. Soz people I fell asleep but now the sky’s truely awake so it’s time to play.

Shame it’s not out yet.

[shut comet]

Aww just make sure to take care of yourself at least!!

[subtle canyon]

Also terrible movie but so many great puns hidden away.

[shut comet]

What movie 🫣

[subtle canyon]

By terrible I mean gag worthy. The actual story wasn’t bad.

[shut comet]

Oh my

[subtle canyon]

The sky’s away so I’m awake so it’s time to play. Lol. 🥶.

It’s got some decent one liners.

Ngl

[shut comet]

Oh.. I should of knew it was from@that movie ops-

[subtle canyon]

And the story sister drama is a good trope on how siblings behave.

[shut comet]

Mhmmmm yeah I watched it with my younger sister she loved it

[candid mist]

h

[subtle canyon]

Just the movie itself to me is a hard pass.

[shut comet]

For different things though

Olaf LOL

[subtle canyon]

Hahaha

The actor of Olaf is funny …oh bug—- we’re in general. OOps

[shut comet]

Op yeah might as well go into off topic

Till we get back to the game

[subtle canyon]

Well I mean it’s not out so my feels are rampant excitement but extreme trepidation.

[shut comet]

HHaha yeah

[subtle canyon]

Mainly cause it looks amazing. But will it deliver or be just as bad as prev hp game titles…. Looks like it’ll get an O in the OWLs but…. Will it just be A Acceptable. Y’know.

[shut comet]

I finally got that reference

O in the owls

[subtle canyon]

I doubt it’ll be T Troll but y’never know until you play it.

[shut comet]

True true! The gameplay looks promising

[subtle canyon]

Srsly. It was huge hint. Lol.

[shut comet]

I’m more on the creative side 🥹

[subtle canyon]

I’m more on the evil not sorry side.

[shut comet]

Oh my

[subtle canyon]

I want to learn dark arts. I hate inferi so as much fire magic as I can learn pls.

Also if you can’t kill it with a bullet. Kill it with fire.

[shut comet]

Ooo yeah I can’t wait to learn more about beasts and the history of hogwarts

[subtle canyon]

Works in every other rpg.

[shut comet]

Hahaha

[subtle canyon]

Oooh. Plant magic.

[shut comet]

Mmmmm

[subtle canyon]

Poison ivy goes to Hogwarts. She’d fit in so well.

Pomona would have her work with all the dangerous plants for snapes potions.

[shut comet]

Oh definitely I’m sure she would be top in the class too

[subtle canyon]

Actually klark kent too. What with having the most versatile of powers. I mean heat vision should totally be a spell as should his X-ray vision. He’d make perfect healer.

[shut comet]

He is quite handsome too 🫠

[subtle canyon]

I know right. Luv Henry.

So don’t move. I’m performing this spell…. What’s it do…. It makes it so I can see your insides and know what’s wrong and how to treat it….😳

[shut comet]

😳😳🫣🥹🙌✨😳😳

Bahahahah

[subtle canyon]

Would be so useful from healers POV.

Also now I want to make my dude a healer.

[shut comet]

Heheh would be very useful for other things too

[shut comet]

Bahahah

[subtle canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/acd-australian-cattle-dog-blue-heeler-heeler-tongue-gif-18313001

[shut comet]

Cute dog

You from there?

[subtle canyon]

He’s still gonna know all the dark arts. But with potential to fix curse damage.

[shut comet]

Yeah ofc

[subtle canyon]

From where?

[shut comet]

Aussieland

Don’t have to say it ofc I’m not forcing you

[subtle canyon]

Um was told not to reveal that info to strangers. 😳🙄🥸🤐

Lol.

[shut comet]

AHHA yeah that’s okay

I’m from there

[subtle canyon]

Yeh. Same. But like as far as you know pick a state with two heads that gets surgically removed at birth. Lol. Then move that state as time goes on.

Everyone else should be s***ing bricks.

[shut comet]

Hahah damn yeah I get you

[shut comet]

Hahahha

[subtle canyon]

They’d be like I’m so confused. and we’re like. Yeh nah that’s fine. 😁.

[shut comet]

Nah yeah I think imma get up and get some breakfast

Cheers for the chat

[subtle canyon]

Or am I using that right. I totally had to educate a bloke in the pub of use of yeh nah and nah yeh.

[shut comet]

I’ll talk with you later

[shut comet]

Hahahah Love that

[subtle canyon]

Yeh. Also use your phone? Unless you no app.

Also enjoy breakie.

#cold sausage on bread w/ butter.

😋

[true dagger]

Every now and then im on the subreddit and see a question that I remember was in the SoP. I try to skip through to find what timestamp it's at but I always end up just rewatching the whole thing again lol

[open gyro]

A fellow Percy Jackson fan is that you ?????

Where is the Percy Jackson game at

[silver jasper]

I been search for a long time for one

[true dagger]

yeah how'd u know tho i was talking about the state of play

percy jackson game would be awesome

anything percy jackson fr, i cant wait for the show

[rancid osprey]

didnt the movies bomb

[true dagger]

yeah but the future projects have rick a lot more involved

tv show on disney plus and also kane chronicles movie on netflix

put a percy jackson game idk how that would work btuthat would be cool

[rancid osprey]

i have no clue about anything past the core 5 books or something

[true dagger]

Well there is the main 5 book series Percy Jackson and the Olympians, then there is another 5 book series called Heroes of Olympus (which has Percy, Annabeth, some other PJO characters but lots of new heroes too), then there is another 5 book series Trials of Apollo (which is mostly new characters with a few appearances from the main characters in Heroes of Olympus).

Then also part of the same universe is the Magnus Chase series (Norse Mythology) and the Kane Chronicles (Egyptian Mythology) with some references to characters from PJO. Then there is also a short crossover series between the PJO main characters and the Kane Chronicles main characters. Plus lots of other sidestories and "handbooks" ofc

And then there is another book planned about Nico and Will

[junior lantern]

A fellow Olympian fan?

[true dagger]

yesss

[low galleon]

Tell me, are you incapable of restraining yourself, or do you take pride in being an insufferable Know-it-all.

[wind cairn]

Hey DF, long time no see

[true dagger]

lol took me a second there

[wild niche]

[shut comet]

Mmmm

Watching the fantastic beasts 2 rn

[wild niche]

Legendary

[shut comet]

Can’t wait this is the first time I’m watching it

I’ve even booked a ticket for tomorrow to see the third movie

First one was good hopefully this one will be too

[wild niche]

Im going to eventually watch it

[shut comet]

Did they just kill a child?!!!?!?!?!?!?

[wind cairn]

#🎥film-and-tv I think you'll find the answers there if you ask, they try to keep the channels mostly on topic so things like spoilers dont get to the eyes of those who should not be seeing them

[static finch]

Yooo who pinged me I can't find it

[normal stone]

You can try searching for '@yourname' to see if someone tagged you.

[static finch]

First result is from April 3rd D:

[normal stone]

Woof... you late to the game! 😜

[static finch]

Lol

The notification appeared today 🤷‍♀️

[wind cairn]

check ur inbox

on PC top right just below the minimize button

[lilac lily]

Is…. Is…. The server dying?

@hexed shore help 😭

[subtle canyon]

How?

Like how’s it dying?

[lilac lily]

There used to be a message every 15 seconds

[subtle canyon]

Yeh. People still message but It has calmed down.

I imagine it’d kick back up as the next trailer gets released.

[indigo crest]

i prefer a blank slate beginning character or drop in to a scenario and get to know them. like red dead 2 or bioshock

[subtle canyon]

Yeh I do too but I meant if I’m creating backstory or am gonna be role playing the character in a certain story kinda way.

Like dnd sometimes encourages background. As it’s easier then to role play.

Or in some games can choose your background and beginnings.

[indigo crest]

i thought you were talking about all types of character games

not just rpg

[subtle canyon]

Was.

But all games where I create myself.

[indigo crest]

well you dont create your character in non rpg

[subtle canyon]

Hmm that’s true.

[indigo crest]

so yeah rpg

[subtle canyon]

But there are other ways to play em.

[indigo crest]

but yeah tragedy is a common character starting point

[subtle canyon]

Also trope.

Trope is also a starting point for game devs.

[indigo crest]

yes

[subtle canyon]

Like say persona.

Or samurai warriors extreme legends.

They had tropes. And stuck to that trope most part.

[indigo crest]

i dont mind those tropes as how you play will always be more important than origin

[subtle canyon]

Agreed.

[fresh quail]

Greetings witches and wizards!

I felt like I’ve had a boxing match with zues! (Rona) how’s everyone else! ✌🏽

[slow rivet]

Pfft

[fresh quail]

Magua don’t make me fly my broom to yours and come and slap you fool

[slow rivet]

No touching brooms. Sicko, I’ll avada you in mid air

You see that I scared him off

And keep the change ya filthy ravenclaw!

[fresh quail]

I’ll make sure that when I hit yah with cruccio that you bath in pain. Dirty slytherin always cunning

[slow rivet]

Your a Jacob Kowalski compared to a wizard like myself.

[wind cairn]

ur insulting Jacob atleast he had guts, something raven lack

[slow rivet]

Ah very true, I’m giving her to much credit. Their more like a Cho then from Harry Potter. Very fitting

[wind cairn]

when u say accio snitch at quidditch cho gets summoned instead

[slow rivet]

Lmfao

[fresh quail]

Cho is a simp

[lilac lily]

@hexed shore could you ban me for 69 seconds pls

[fresh quail]

Man that whole minute and 9 seconds could be pivotal

[subtle canyon]

why?

as in why 69 specifically?

[proper crag]

Lmao im dead 🤣

[wind cairn]

Hey i get to see thestrals now

[proper crag]

💀

[subtle canyon]

are a creevey bro?

[fresh quail]

Rip Dennis

[lilac lily]

I know a better question… why not?

[lilac lily]

Is that even really a question?

[subtle canyon]

yup

otherwise i wouldnt have asked

[lilac lily]

Google 69

[subtle canyon]

dont need to

it was just getting kicked for an odly specific time seemed odd

[scarlet walrus]

I hope you are not being knowingly juvenile and making jokes that have a inappropriate undercurrent, you wouldn't do a thing like that would you?

[subtle canyon]

nope

[wind cairn]

Good morning professor o7

[humble sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/harry-potter-gif-13475757

f

[limpid jetty]

Top of the morning

[low galleon]

Howdy there

I am currently achieving my dream job as an author

I’ve written 4 chapters 😎🤌🏻

[limpid jetty]

Very nice

[low galleon]

They all have 10k words each chapter

So much pain

[limpid jetty]

well how long is the book going to be?

[low galleon]

6 chapters

[tight lava]

danggg

[limpid jetty]

have you planned it out yet

[wind cairn]

🤌

morning

[low galleon]

I’ve been planning it for 4 years yes

[tight lava]

oh wow! that's so exciting!!

[limpid jetty]

Nice, I will hope to see your book in a book store once

[tight lava]

^^

[limpid jetty]

or is it going to be an e - book

with an e reader

[low galleon]

Both

[limpid jetty]

Well good luck

[low galleon]

E - book and Published for bookshelves

[low galleon]

My uncle is a publisher so I have a slightly higher chance

[limpid jetty]

Nice

which publisher is going to publish your books

[low galleon]

Idk tbh, my uncle just said “send it to me, I’ll read through it and then tell you what I think”

[limpid jetty]

good luck

[subtle canyon]

whats it about? or is that secret?

[low galleon]

Secret until you read it

[limpid jetty]

I need a new game to play otherwise I am going to be bored for the whole vacation

[subtle canyon]

then your gonna need to publish internationally

[low galleon]

It’ll be an e-book too mate

[limpid jetty]

on amazon?

[subtle canyon]

fn

[low galleon]

Nah not Amazon

[limpid jetty]

owh

[subtle canyon]

thats daft he wont see any profits

[limpid jetty]

ooh yeah they take a large percentage of e-books

[subtle canyon]

large thats utting it mildly

[low galleon]

Yeah

[rancid osprey]

gl bro sounds mint

[low galleon]

Well I have planned like, 12 full books in 4 years

[wind cairn]

any cook books?

[subtle canyon]

relted like series or standalones

[limpid jetty]

I am so excited for Dr Strange: Multiverse of Madness. Already bought tickets

[low galleon]

Some related, some standalone

[subtle canyon]

and what genre if cant blurb?

[tight lava]

the most i write is plot summaries that i never flesh out

[low galleon]

Some action, some horror, some superheroes

Lots of adventures

[subtle canyon]

ok kool

[low galleon]

Do you like more dialogue or narration

[subtle canyon]

i like books

umm both, i prefer a mix of world building, dialogue and narrating kept to a pov and not much changing of tenses

[low galleon]

Youll love my books then

[subtle canyon]

so like if you do multi pov, then you break that up into many chapters

[low galleon]

Oh yeah there’s a lot of that

[subtle canyon]

lo like if you develop povs in a sequence to the story i can dig that.

[tight lava]

i get so confused when povs change mid-chapter

[subtle canyon]

same

[low galleon]

I make it pretty obvious in my book

[tight lava]

ahh righto

[subtle canyon]

i like the harry potter books because theyre mostly either narated or their the pov of harry...

[low galleon]

When POV changes mid chapter I make sure it makes sense to whats happening in that moment and what connects it all together to what you just read in the last chapter

[subtle canyon]

same with althalus redemption

[tight lava]

limited third-person pov, i think?

[low galleon]

I feel like the HP books would be a tad better with more dialogue, but that’s my opinion tho

[tight lava]

I had to analyse povs at uni a couple of weeks ago 🥲

[tight lava]

yeah, i'm not a huge fan of large descriptions of setting bc i can't visualise it

its why i didnt like the lord of the rings

[low galleon]

You’ll like my books man

They are gonna be perfect 👌

[subtle canyon]

luved he silmarillion

lotr i liked but tom bombardill was so tedious

[rancid osprey]

Yeah agreed

there's a lot of implying especially towards HBP and DH imo

less showing and more telling so to say

That's why I think GOF and/or OOTP are the best books of the series along with probably POA as well.

[subtle canyon]

couod rework it as fanfic lol

but might get pinged as copywrite if more than 90% is unoriginal

[river siren]

do you all have any games to reccomend

8gb ram max

also dont recomend me anime,fantasy and strategy games

[wind cairn]

subnautica

fantastic game that can run on a baked potato

[undone orchid]

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[subtle canyon]

baba is you

supergiant games are good strat games lol

[rose eagle]

Baba is win 👍

[subtle canyon]

Yes it is.

[grave briar]

Hi

[subtle canyon]

sup

[haughty hamlet]

hii

[lean dagger]

I had a dream that I was a student skipping potions. And they caught me lol I was hiding in some sort of fountain/lake. It wasn't me per se and it wasn't snape so I guess the dream was because of HL 😂 it was cool but I was terrified of the punishment

[smoky bane]

I wish I could remember my dreams.

Doesn’t happen very often

[wind cairn]

Mine is just BS, i dream about things i would never think or care about

[smoky bane]

Then that is your subconscious telling you that you think or care about a lot more than you realize

[wind cairn]

How do i get rid of it

[foggy depot]

There are multiple dream theories, 1. Its something youve seen in daily life 2. Subconcious things 3. Preparing for things and problems for example

[humble sequoia]

Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you hads, your, you, you could, you’ll do, you um, you wants, you, you could do so, you , you’ll do, you could, you you, you um want, you want them, to do you so much, you could do anything?

[hexed shore]

Yes

[humble sequoia]

[hexed shore]

[humble sequoia]

Just made myself the milkiest coffee

[hexed shore]

I LOVE milky coffee

Strong coffee

[humble sequoia]

It’s mad hot it burns me lips

[hexed shore]

Gotta be Luke warm

[humble sequoia]

If it’s luke warm tho I tend to end up downing it as it’s border lining that horrible cold hot drink

[hexed shore]

Chug it

[humble sequoia]

Worst is when you forget all notion of time and then take a sip and it’s cold

[wind cairn]

I almost had a stroke reading that

My dreams just mostly revolve around me experiencing the weirdest stuff

[snow zodiac]

I´m back...

[noble cape]

guys, ive been slacking in the "following up department" of updates. have we confirmed anything so far towards the launch? and i also noticed a mail about some "pre-purchase" card pack thing... can someone tell me whats up with this? is this for Hogwarts legacy or some other game that portkey has or smth that also gives rewards based of pre-purchase stuff like WoW does for starcraft, diablo, etc?

[wind cairn]

the short answer is that everything is TBA

[hexed shore]

The card packs are likely to do with Portkeys Mobile games

[wind cairn]

We have no official info on a specific release date, editions, or bonuses

[hexed shore]

As Malus said, we don't have anything confirmed about our launch. Portkey does have a new game coming for a lot of countries revolving around cards called Magic Awakened which isnt related to this game which is probably what that was for

Rest assured it HAS been confirmed Hogwarts Legacy will have 0 microtransactions

[tight lava]

and thank goodness for that

[wind cairn]

What you dont want NFT's? can i interest you in a subscription model instead?

[hexed shore]

I love the pure single player experience, feels like a lot of places have veered off that vibe so nice to see this sticking to our favourites

Malus plz

[tight lava]

omg time to kill earth more 🤪

[wind cairn]

Right? gotta monetize while we can still breathe

NGL i would buy a broom to vacuum cleaner skin

[noble cape]

Thanks @hexed shore and @wind cairn , hopefully sooner or later we get actual confirmation... although, ive had trouble with portkey in terms of the mobile game devs before, they are terribly slow at getting back to you. before the covid situation, they would use a month or two to get back to me about a payment on my account that i didnt make.. completely f2p player for once, and somehow my card was used for purchases ingame.

unfortunately my bank couldnt do jackshit, so they would refer me over to the portkey devs

[wind cairn]

You're very welcome

[hexed shore]

Yeah dw, this game is by a different development team even if its under the IP. I'm sorry that happened to you :(

[wind cairn]

if you just joined us head over to #🏰choose-your-house and choose ur discord role color/house

[noble cape]

btw. is it confirmed what platforms legacy will be for? i mainly play with friends either on pc and xbox, but the girl im dating plays on a ps4. will all of us be able to play?

[wind cairn]

Hogwarts Legacy will be available for PlayStation5, PlayStation4, PlayStation4 Pro, Xbox Series X|S, Xbox One consoles, Nintendo Switch and PC.

[noble cape]

is there a house for house elves? xD

[wind cairn]

yes hufflepuff

[noble cape]

lmfao

[compact pulsar]

Verry funny 🙄

[humble sequoia]

true

[compact pulsar]

Tho, we are close to the kitchens

[tight lava]

the puffs are right next to the kitchens

[noble cape]

idk, mainly just followed the movies... tell me some traits about the other houses and ill consider choosing a house right away that fits me

[wind cairn]

see? you dont even have to travel far for work

[compact pulsar]

At least we have food whenever we want 👀 And maybe even more than at the feast because we're nice to the elves

[tight lava]

slytherin = snek, puffs = food, gryffindors = bad at interior design (fix your rugs people), ravens = books and tea

[wind cairn]

thats just not true clouds

[tight lava]

i beg to differ

[wind cairn]

saying puffs= food... they do the laundry too

[noble cape]

i loved how you described 3 of them, though food didnt make much sense to me lool

[tight lava]

okay, point made

[compact pulsar]

Hufflepuff is mostly about being nice, good, fair, hard-working and accepting

However, you'll find that in hufflepuff there are also those who just didn't fitted into any of the others

[noble cape]

like any other houses right?

[wind cairn]

I wouldnt compare us to them

[compact pulsar]

Good thing we do that, because if we didn't, everyone else would be living in filth

[noble cape]

if im not mistaken, there were a few characters from the slytherin house in the movie`s that came out pretty nice?

[wind cairn]

they're like the first slice of bread on a loaf, u know its there, you just dont want it

[compact pulsar]

Every house has potential for both good and bad

[noble cape]

i might just be completely wrong, but im pretty sure about it?

[compact pulsar]

It's just that hufflepuff made the least amount of dark wizards

[wind cairn]

the made the most amount of dead ones tho

[compact pulsar]

I like the first slice of bread

[noble cape]

really? gryffindor and ravenclaw has more?

[wind cairn]

absolutely barbaric

[tight lava]

of course you do

[compact pulsar]

So did slytherins, so you're not that special

[tight lava]

yeah, ravenclaw has a few questionable characters

e.g. cho and lockheart

[wind cairn]

ravenclaw's traits involve, reading, being a wiseass and getting stared to death by snakes in a bathroom

[tight lava]

sounds about right

i've done all of the above

[foggy depot]

Man if slytherin were nasty u clean Id switch houses

[humble sequoia]

i messed up people

[wind cairn]

Slytherin, like long walks on the beach, mass murdering and locking up giant snakes beneath a childrens school

[compact pulsar]

What did you do?

Or what-

[humble sequoia]

i spent last two days way too long in the sun so now i have to avoid it

[compact pulsar]

Oh no

[tight lava]

vampire?

[wind cairn]

🧀

[foggy depot]

Rip u and welcome skin cancer

[humble sequoia]

i don't get that

[wind cairn]

slightly semi fried rat

[tight lava]

crispy

[foggy depot]

I feel u tho, Vampire life 😔

[humble sequoia]

nah man i love the sun, always travelled to a lot of hot places on earth

but you know after 6-7 months winter first days in sun is rough

i get to stay inside and play vidya games tho so who am i to complain

[foggy depot]

Hard to love on it when it doesnt love u back 😔

[wind cairn]

i would die a very happy handsome man if i never have to see or feel the sun again

[humble sequoia]

you guys for sure do not live in a scandinavian country

[foggy depot]

Yeah, I dont, I live in finland

[wind cairn]

i live close to the south pole

[humble sequoia]

every year when the sun appears here we think we have a new invention

[humble sequoia]

oh ok, you prefer -60 C and saunas

[foggy depot]

Warmth is the best when its in sauna

[tight lava]

same here

[humble sequoia]

no one tolerates different temperatures like the finns and ruskis

[wind cairn]

oh? where do u live?

[humble sequoia]

Malus Santa confirmed?

[wind cairn]

more satan than Santa but okay

[foggy depot]

But cant tolerate the sun with this skin 😔 I love that its so light outside now tho

[tight lava]

the land down under

[humble sequoia]

Krampus

[foggy depot]

Santa lives in finland ya heretics

[humble sequoia]

i have been to the saunta place as a kid in finland, I can confirm

[wind cairn]

oh?? u wanna share a golden gay time with me? i havent had one in so long

[humble sequoia]

i wrote saunta by accident but i'll keep it for the great pun

[compact pulsar]

Yeah, true that

[tight lava]

yoooo yesss

[wind cairn]

how do u feel about fairy bread

[tight lava]

i haven't had it since primary school birthday parties, but i have fond memories of it

[wind cairn]

we can go for coffee and hot chips, just watch out for those scab lord bin chickens

[tight lava]

not the bin chickens 😭

also gotta avoid getting swooped

[potent kayak]

is this the room I most require? peeks Hello?

[foggy depot]

The room u least require

[potent kayak]

😅

[wind cairn]

Watters, hi o/

[potent kayak]

My two favorite people are here lol

Hey Malus! 👋

[wind cairn]

suuuup ☕

[potent kayak]

Drinking coffee, thinking about HL you know the usual

[wind cairn]

Im one of those people right?

🥺

[potent kayak]

Yes lol of course!

[wind cairn]

YASSSS

[potent kayak]

You and @foggy depot

[tight lava]

hello, i don't think we've met before

[wind cairn]

there can only be one... im sorry wispie.

😭

[tight lava]

fight

[compact pulsar]

Heyoo

[potent kayak]

Hello! I am the Luna of Slytherin, I play nice and try to keep the peace but there is always room for play

[tight lava]

oop ignore my last message then hahahahahahaha

[potent kayak]

tedi you are also a favorite

[foggy depot]

Im sorry too about what happened to you

[compact pulsar]

:0 Yaaaaay

[jolly swift]

Hello guys 😁

[tight lava]

o/

[potent kayak]

Hi! 👋

[compact pulsar]

Heeey

[humble sequoia]

Hi!

[wind cairn]

👀

[foggy depot]

This is the attic of insignificant things

[foggy depot]

Bc the favorite is me!!

[potent kayak]

There is an equal love here guys lol I cannot choose

[foggy depot]

: 0

[potent kayak]

OMG @compact pulsar will you be the puff that I keep in my pocket 🥺

[wind cairn]

noooooooo

say it isnt so

[compact pulsar]

I don't think I fit there, but sure?

🤣

[tight lava]

puffs always fit, it's a rule

[potent kayak]

Yes!!! Malus says we need a puff in our pocket I think it’s a not literal term but the thought it funny

[compact pulsar]

Well, I never tried to fit into a pocket, so I can't say for sure if that's true so yeah xD

[compact pulsar]

The thought really is funny, lol

And did he said that? 👀

[tight lava]

make the pockets bigger, if need be 😌

[potent kayak]

My pockets are like Hermiones bag lol

I think he did say it!

[compact pulsar]

Fair enough

Lol

[wind cairn]

i think tedi is warming up to me, see im not so bad

[jolly swift]

We have magic you certainly can fit in a pocket :p

[potent kayak]

I have always seen the good in Malus

[wind cairn]

my condolences

[compact pulsar]

Nah, I admit nothing >:3

[compact pulsar]

Imma make myself smaller and then I can fit 😂

[tight lava]

: o tiny puff

[jolly swift]

or the pocket larger you can pick, being smaller though sounds fun

[potent kayak]

Oh I have a spell!!! More of a saying to make it happen: hop in my pocket and you shall see the loyalty I bring to thee, resist not and you shall see never ending treasury 👀👀👀

[wind cairn]

pocket puff!

[compact pulsar]

It is fun, until you try not to get squashed like a bug 😂

[compact pulsar]

👀 👀

[potent kayak]

You want to hop in my pocket now don’t you 😌

[compact pulsar]

Still thinking about it 😌

[jolly swift]

oh no did not think about that, make them sign a contract for your protection :p

[potent kayak]

You will be protected! Magical insurance

[tight lava]

never have i wanted to be a puff more than this very moment

[wind cairn]

ur safe with watters she's the nicest of us all

[compact pulsar]

Fair enough... But aren't there too many people?

[potent kayak]

Tedi you would be the most honored puff of all in my pocket

[compact pulsar]

Then come join the hufflepuffs

[tight lava]

no.

[compact pulsar]

True that

[wind cairn]

come join me instead 🥺

[compact pulsar]

😎

[compact pulsar]

Then you can be a pocket ravenclaw 👀

[potent kayak]

🧐

[tight lava]

i dont think it works like that, pocket puff is a brand of its own

[wind cairn]

@foggy depot our fight to the death will have to wait, i ate too much cookies so now im in stationary potato mode :(

[tight lava]

pocket raven has a weird flow..? plus all of my books would make the pockets heavy

[compact pulsar]

We can share our brand, you know?

And make it hogwarts in a pocket

[potent kayak]

What about Righteous Raven

[tight lava]

awwww this is how im certain you're a puff, you're so nice. i want you in my pockets too

[potent kayak]

Everyone needs the cleverness of the Raven

[jolly swift]

True

[wind cairn]

u should see tedi angwy

[tight lava]

strap in then- my cleverness includes bad puns, sarcasm, and talking about tea

[jolly swift]

Not tea you will start a war 😂

[compact pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/bunnies-what-confused-meh-gif-13712192

I don't get it-

[tight lava]

that's the point 😉

[compact pulsar]

What does me being angry have to do with the subject?

[wind cairn]

u dont recall wanting to slap someone?

[compact pulsar]

You gotta be more specific, cause I wanted to slap a lot of people in my life

[open gyro]

LEAVE MY WIFE'S NAME

[wind cairn]

tedi is ur wife?

tedi u didnt even tell us smh

[open gyro]

OUT YOUR MOUTH

[foggy depot]

Why wait when I could mop the floors with u for watters 😇

[open gyro]

🖐️

[jolly swift]

Tedi let me help you calmed down by listening to kids music :p

[wind cairn]

😭

[compact pulsar]

Because it was that hidden that even I didn't knew

[hexed shore]

woah Malus and wispie fighting

[compact pulsar]

OOOOH, That time

[hexed shore]

[wind cairn]

she's bulling me swift

[compact pulsar]

That time I wanted to slap my mom 😂

[wind cairn]

:(

[foggy depot]

Malus is bad

[hexed shore]

||do it again wispie||

[humble sequoia]

[tight lava]

awww poor Malus, you poor thing you

[jolly swift]

Tedi lol

[foggy depot]

Yes ma'am

[compact pulsar]

It's the truth... She was pissing me off xD

[wind cairn]

this is some bioware levels of betrayal swift

[hexed shore]

Anyway I will run away and play Stardew

I didn't see nothin

[compact pulsar]

Can I have some, too?

[foggy depot]

Have fun ♥️

[wind cairn]

right? mods encourage aggressive behaviour against poor sweet innocent malus :(

[compact pulsar]

Have fuuuun

[foggy depot]

Itty bitty baby malus 🥺

[wind cairn]

reeeEeeEeeee

[jolly swift]

I feel aggression in the air 😂

[wind cairn]

right? she's always so mean lmao

[foggy depot]

What? Noooo. Good vibes only.

[jolly swift]

how is this good vibes 👀 😂

[wind cairn]

right?

[tight lava]

a point has been made 👀

[compact pulsar]

👀

[wind cairn]

she bullies me cause im younger and cant stand up to her 😭

[foggy depot]

Gotta clean u know? Just to feel uncluttered and fresh ✨

Its for the benefit of everyone

[jolly swift]

lol this is the first time I feel sorry for Malus 😂

[scarlet walrus]

Imagine being bullied by Swift.

[foggy depot]

Thats weird bc I feel sorry for him all the time 🤔

Right??

[jolly swift]

Swift seems sweet it's hard to believe :p

[humble sequoia]

Suns out puns out

Imagine living on Mercury

That’d be pretty hot

[tight lava]

what if mercury didn't exist. they just made you think it does

[hexed shore]

I'd never

[compact pulsar]

👁️ 👄 👁️

What

[tight lava]

huh?

[jolly swift]

My reaction exactly 😂

[tight lava]

this is the true nature of ravenclaw

we live in chaos

[humble sequoia]

We’re just floating in vast darkness

[compact pulsar]

So do we hufflepuffs 😂

[jolly swift]

seems so 😂

[foggy depot]

Maybe you were the ones that needed mopping

[raven ferry]

Don't let her fool you

[jolly swift]

She did not do anything to me sooo.. you can't really change my mind :p

[wide vigil]

Swift is low-key scary

[compact pulsar]

Same here

Like how could I be fooled of she did nothing to me 👀

[raven ferry]

Yet

Give it time

[compact pulsar]

I do have patience, so sure

[wind cairn]

auntie lilith is here o/

[jolly swift]

hmm we will see I guess

[raven ferry]

I'm no ones aunt

[humble sequoia]

I’m aunt-man

[wide vigil]

Mother Lilith

[raven ferry]

Nor am I any of your guys mother

I don't claim any of you

[wide vigil]

Grandma Lilith then

[humble sequoia]

lol

[compact pulsar]

What about friend?

[raven ferry]

We'll see

[compact pulsar]

Got it

[wide vigil]

I'm gonna go with Granny Lilith

[raven ferry]

Let's not

[humble sequoia]

Lilith mother of demons

[wide vigil]

Professor Lilith?

[wind cairn]

swift is our abusive server mom, stranger is our cool dad, lilith is likely a serial killer : /

[wide vigil]

Headmaster Lilith

there are so many options

[humble sequoia]

I hate when it’s hot but not sunny

[foggy depot]

abusive? just and fair

[wind cairn]

cause she took ur side lmao

[foggy depot]

it's only right to bully Malus after the last time

you threw me under the buss

[wind cairn]

what last time

[compact pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/colbert-popcorn-popcorn-stephen-colbert-eat-popcorn-popcorn2020-gif-16075618

[jolly swift]

ok what is going on 😂

[wind cairn]

wispie is blackmailing me

[wide vigil]

I'm still mad at Swift for not adopting me as her son

[hexed shore]

[foggy depot]

when u said i bullied swift and she said im a bad person : (

[hexed shore]

I'm afraid the adoption doors are closed

[wide vigil]

Swift why don't you love me 😢

[wind cairn]

lmao gg swift

[raven ferry]

No I just don't get close to people so could go either way if I consider anyone a friend or anything for that matter

[wind cairn]

sorry for disturbing u lilith wont happen again promise

[foggy depot]

so any other parents here? malus is up for adoption

[raven ferry]

Didn't disturb me at all

[hexed shore]

I'm not sure how adopting old people works

[foggy depot]

but malus is a baby so it's fine

[wind cairn]

she's pretty old, has like 7 cats, and watches golden girls

[foggy depot]

only quality shows i see

[tight lava]

children are scary 😬

[wind cairn]

right? i want one

[foggy depot]

children making children what has this world come to

[hexed shore]

Children are a little scary

[humble sequoia]

Sounds like some kind of clone wars

[wind cairn]

its like a dog that slowly learns how to talk

[tight lava]

they scream and make you pay for things

[wind cairn]

i want one, a miniature version of me would be awesome

[compact pulsar]

Cats or dogs are better than children

[jolly swift]

Dogs 100% better than children don't compare them. 😂

[foggy depot]

i'd rather not deal with any tbh

[wind cairn]

lizards > dogs

[raven ferry]

Cats are best

Second is dogs

[jolly swift]

But but dogs are so cute and fluffy and like amazing in any way

[compact pulsar]

Agree

[foggy depot]

but i'm in good mood today! Cats visited vet so I wont need to panic about their health for a bit.

[compact pulsar]

Both are cute and fluffy

[humble sequoia]

I’ve always had dogs growing up

[compact pulsar]

Yaaaaay

[jolly swift]

Yes to be honest I am a dog and cat person sooo I like both :p

[compact pulsar]

Same... I've had 2 dogs and 2 parots 😂

[wind cairn]

seeing as its your cat his mental health is in just as much danger

[humble sequoia]

Ooo

[raven ferry]

I like all animals minus bugs and snakes

[humble sequoia]

What were the parrots called

[tight lava]

one of my friends once said i was probably a cat in my past life..

[wind cairn]

pspspsps

[tight lava]

snakes are chill though

[raven ferry]

Nope

[compact pulsar]

I have no idea 😂 I was too little and they passed away when I was like 3

[foggy depot]

actually they're not mine so this is totally invalid

[tight lava]

they're basically noodles

[jolly swift]

Prefer snakes than Arachnids 😬

[foggy depot]

it's my roomies cat but ofc i worry bout them bc i live here

[wind cairn]

Oh i forgot u had ur cats stuffed right?

[compact pulsar]

Spiders.... I like everything except spiders

[raven ferry]

Noodles from hell that try and eat you

[foggy depot]

Are you mistaking my cats for your plushies?

[humble sequoia]

Spiders can go live on mercury

[wind cairn]

there's a difference?

[foggy depot]

the other one is the thing u cant sleep without

ah but you can't sleep.... 😈

[humble sequoia]

Spiders are like Xenomorphs and should be dealt with through flamethrower means

[jolly swift]

Everything that's small bug size can jump or fly and and can easily hide is a no no

[tight lava]

i have a designated spider container in my room

[wind cairn]

dont take my plushies 😭

i need them for moral support

[foggy depot]

i guess you'd need more of them, then 🤔

[wind cairn]

bro i dont want ur dead shedding stuffed cats

[humble sequoia]

stuffed cats 💯 they deserved it

[foggy depot]

bro you need more moral support youre wavering

[wind cairn]

u should take them to a nice incinerator and send them off to the beyond

[compact pulsar]

But they're plushies :<

They don't deserve that treatment

[wind cairn]

there is nothing plush about a bad taxidermy, those cats faces are frozen in horror

[jolly swift]

Are talking about real cats I am confused

[wind cairn]

wispie's pets regularly commits Sudoku, so she stuffs them

[compact pulsar]

I am confused too, tbh-

[jolly swift]

wait no

[foggy depot]

i have real cats and Malus has plushies for moral support, which is obviously not working

[wind cairn]

cause u bullied me

😭

[foggy depot]

you shouldve just said u cant handle it 😇

I'll play nice if you take that back about the cats!!

[wind cairn]

stop leaving them in doorway, they scare the hecc out of me and show up when i least expect them

[foggy depot]

They go wherever they want but you'll go straight to hell

[wind cairn]

fine, but im taking them with me >:[

[foggy depot]

I'm appalled you think that's an option

[compact pulsar]

No animal should go to hell

Beside spiders

[foggy depot]

right???

altho, maybe tedi's talking about u malus

[wind cairn]

u used to be kind and friendly what happened to you

😭

[tight lava]

ahem. bin chickens can go to hell

and miner birds

and plovers

[compact pulsar]

I've never seen one, so no

[foggy depot]

cats happened and you insulted them 😠

[wind cairn]

bin juice drinking irrits

[compact pulsar]

Haven't seen this one either so no

[compact pulsar]

Nope, this one looks cute

[tight lava]

they attack koalas

[compact pulsar]

:0

This is unnacceptable

[tight lava]

they have spikes under their wings and attack you

[tight lava]

they steal your food

[wind cairn]

crazy cat lady, fine take ur stuffed cats back

[compact pulsar]

:0

[compact pulsar]

:0

[tight lava]

send them to hell

[compact pulsar]

Ok, beside spiders and those

[compact pulsar]

send them

[humble sequoia]

god this game will never have anything on fortnite lol

people thought elden ring would beat that game, pfft

[foggy depot]

You know how it is, i'll never forgive you

[wind cairn]

:(

[foggy depot]

: (

[wind cairn]

first u bully me, then swift bullies me and now u again

do u like tag team?

[foggy depot]

okay. I'm sorry.

[jolly swift]

aww this is sad

[foggy depot]

isn't it? But as the older person I know when to be the bigger person, too 😇

[jolly swift]

Are you sure about that this has been going on for a while 😂

[foggy depot]

..... ANYWAY

[raven ferry]

We can just put them in a box at the bottom of the ocean and let them have at it

[foggy depot]

is there any other hogwarts school books than the quidditch and fantastic beasts one?

or has anyone tried the unofficial ones 🤔

[raven ferry]

No clue I haven't really kept up with the books other than the main ones

[low galleon]

Howdy

[jolly swift]

Hello

[raven ferry]

Hey

[tight lava]

o/

[low galleon]

I have tales of beedle the bard

[jolly swift]

Yes this one I need to get

[foggy depot]

oh yeah that one. ive read the tales though

[low galleon]

I bought the whole collection

[tight lava]

im pretty sure that book gave me nightmares as a kid

[foggy depot]

and the history of magic that's actually not about just bout hp

[low galleon]

I also have a limited edition 20 Year anniversary book, Slytherin edition

[wind cairn]

salmon of wisdom says, "u lose the round" malus is the victor

[low galleon]

It is the history of magic

[foggy depot]

i have moral high ground though

[low galleon]

It came with all 7 books, all slytherin themed

[jolly swift]

Nice my collection is still pretty small

[tight lava]

i was tempted to get the ravenclaw version when it came out, but decided against it

[foggy depot]

i just wonder if i've missed anything but i dont think i have

[low galleon]

The Harry Potter books are kind of what inspired me to become an author, that and my favourite book sleepy hollow

[wind cairn]

would like a slytherin set but meh cant read so, its pointless

[low galleon]

It’s pointless to not be able to read, get lessons

[wind cairn]

oh u finally forgiven me for the other day? 🥺

[low galleon]

Never.

[wind cairn]

😏

[foggy depot]

just get try the audiobook bro

[subtle canyon]

Other day?

[subtle canyon]

What did you do?

[low galleon]

If it isn’t read by Nicholas Cage, I don’t want it

[low galleon]

Crimes against italia

[subtle canyon]

Oh.

[foggy depot]

crimes against food

[wind cairn]

thats not how i would have described it

[low galleon]

It hurts me, I’m originally from Sicily, now I’m here in australia having to deal with people mocking my accent

But yeah

He hurt food

[subtle canyon]

Hurt it how.

[jolly swift]

@wind cairn why is everyone fighting with you? sounds suspicious 🤔

[low galleon]

No no, it was terrible

My eyes had to be bleached

[subtle canyon]

Salt ? Pepper? Sugar?

[low galleon]

Snapping pasta in half

[tight lava]

Noooooo

[subtle canyon]

Ah

[low galleon]

Pineapple on pizza, without cheese or tomatoes, just pineapple

It hurted

[subtle canyon]

Jalapeño on sake pizza?

Same*

[wind cairn]

Fight?

[low galleon]

God

[low galleon]

I’m willing to fight after what you did

[wind cairn]

lemme make it up to you DF

[jolly swift]

maybe the use of the word is wrong 😂

[subtle canyon]

Probably

[low galleon]

No no no, you used it correctly

[subtle canyon]

So it sounds like you were together irl…

And we’re cooking together

[low galleon]

I don’t know the bloke

He was just sending images of terrifying stuff

[subtle canyon]

Haha. So how did he break pasta in half?

[low galleon]

With his hands

[subtle canyon]

Ok

Did he do anything else to the pasta

[wind cairn]

that hurts my feelings DF

[low galleon]

Go to #😎off-topic

[jolly swift]

Hey to be honest it was a non stop attack

[low galleon]

YES EXACTLY

My eyes had to be replaced

I was in surgery for hours!

[wind cairn]

heh

[low galleon]

YOU CAUSED THIS

YOU CAUSED MY SURGERY

[wind cairn]

i was just sharing some lovely italian recipe's 🥺

[low galleon]

It was terrifying

One of those image could’ve killed my nona!

[jolly swift]

you can't really call the Italian

[wind cairn]

its the thought that counts

[low galleon]

Nope

You gave me nightmares

[foggy depot]

the thought was murder, i bet

[wind cairn]

heretical giggle*

[low galleon]

You can’t read but you can type big words

[wind cairn]

its a gift

[foggy depot]

we have a deal that i read and malus writes

[wind cairn]

@hexed shore I found him again

lets do part 2

[hexed shore]

You didn't run him off

[wind cairn]

right?

[hexed shore]

Do not scare the Italian with more food travesties

[low galleon]

help...me

[foggy depot]

he already did

[wind cairn]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[hexed shore]

Do not scare Dante any more with food travesties

[jolly swift]

@low galleon I suggest you move to a safe space now before you need surgery again

[low galleon]

Oh gosh

[tight lava]

it's not just the italians Malus is scaring

[foggy depot]

remember guys, you can always block people so you dont see their messages 😇

[wind cairn]

how rude lmao