#💬general
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i like this one, he flirtin
i never want to see that statement ever again
💀
I think no one even thought anyone would escape Azkaban so there can be slip ups in the security system
Well, let's not forget that there is Wizards who can do magic without a wand, even if small one like telekinesis or mageport.
Take parsletongue, that’s magic
So I can see zoomage being able to transform into a dog without a wand.
Dang Bellatrix didn’t escape right? She’s so powerful
or draco malfoy being 13 and able to do wandless levitation charms nbd
She was broken out
Bellatrix probably escaped by showing how beautiful she is
I just think it’s wild she didn’t escape
If bellatrix thirst comes back here I stg
Didn't she get freed by Voldermort? Bellatrix I mean?
Yeah lol
Believe it or not, I escaped from Azkaban
I believe it
Didnt ask 👀
blame harry before you come at us
Now now @humble sequoia Let’s be nice
My bad
It’s okay
I won’t forgive you
Thats the spirit
yes, fight
🍿
fight
Pain
👀
we love slytherins holding each other accountable 👮♀️
Day 458
You made a powerful enemy today
Never give in! Never surrender!
My money is on User12
Who?
Well I mean if we aren’t going to have manners miles can go off lol
Miles hitting back with a good one
LOL
I like the idea have having a little spice in our everything nice
A hufflepoof vs a snake
Did I miss the fight 0_o
I’ll steal your lunch money and lock you in your own locker, chump @dire quail

😎
NO catjam
ALWAYS catjam
Oh yeah well...ill put some dirt in ur eye!!
NO
Hogwarts Legacy
just here to catjam with chat

catJAM is to be used to observe banger songs only
okay that is a more acceptable use

Oh
what the fu-
Ngl, was expecting that to be the one where he blows up, Leafy
ahahahahaa
and Life~ languageeeee
I like that
Hii!
Heyooo

I haven’t heyoood in like forever…
oops at
Me whenever i lose a match
This was a nice transition from a fight to cats
Chat movin speedy

I am as disappointed as you are
I like the speed
I’m allergic to cats so not a fan of these creatures
cat hater
There might be a spell to help that
Who needs a vicious cat when u have have a cute dog
Booooo
Dogs are better than cats, but we already know this is a proven fact
I like birds more
Owls in particular
Cattus Shaveo
my partner is allergic to almost every animal yet is studying to be a vet while living with two cats-- some people are just built different.
Crows are also very cool
I have not gone a single day in my life without owning a cat, and I have owned 3 dogs, but cats imo are my fave
Like one time a cat tried to chase me
i love cats but been a dog person lel
I plan to assasinate your owl
Animals are great
how’s your guys cat K/D
911 what’s your emergency
The only birds that we will be assassinating are Ravens
The thing is with a Parrot is youre gonna get old and die with it, I dunno if I want that much responsibility
Jokes on you, we use 999
Cats are the butts of the animal kingdom. It's how they bring world peace.
999 is British, right?
My cat enjoyed bringing in birds - sometimes alive - and mice - also sometimes alive. She loved dropping them on my feet while I was on the PC
Thats kind of cap
It is, 12
English yes
Dead birds?
I knew that because I watch true crime
indeed
Now that sounds scary
Shes 14 years old now, but she was very good at hunting
Ha, in the movies ravenclaw mascot is an eagle
Anybody fans of true crime channels like That Chapter or Criminally Listed?
Youve never lived until your cat brings you a literal pigeon
cats get that old?
They can live till 20!
And then they die!
She has got some arthritis and some medicine now though, so shes getting on
👀
Plot twist it was a live pigeon, they just became friends
To be forgotten and replaced by another cat
If they get alot of exercise and the best nutrition.
It’s very nice of the cat tho, he wanted to provide for you Swift
Dinosaurs >>>> any animal in existence
Yeah her brother passed away at age 11 because he was fat and lazy
20? that's crazy
Humans are the best animals in existence
but they don’t exist 💀
worst
Humans are top of the food chain in the animal kingdom
They used to so im guessing they were awesome
I do enjoy humans
Are whales above us? Like can’t they eat us
Garfield?
top of the food chain, bottom of the popularity contest
Yo can, like, talk to humans
Muggles are at the bottom
i think other planets make fun of us
idk, talking to humans? kinda sucks
You can talk to dogs
imagine getting eaten by a whale 😭
Most parrots out life their owners as some breeds can live for like 50-60 years.
Hey, Release date, anyone?
holiday
Holdays 2022! So November or December ish
and that is, when? lol
soon(tm)
who knows
I think you would just not feel anything, one big gulp
Thank you :>
It’s more helpful to talk to parrots, they can at least memorize words
@unkempt hawk nice inoyasha pfp
and, it'll cost money, right? how much? o.O
ok but you gotta die and be broken down though
400
Swear words I hope
$400 USD
Cant Crows speak?
And we dont have a confirmation of price but probably around $60
parrots lel
i like yours too <3
WHAT
Seriously?\
Eeeek lol
It is not $400 dont worry, dont worry
That makes more sense, lol, Thank you

LOL
I would go broke if that were the case
worth it
Wizards are better than everything
or just cracked versions 😏
animals are expensive as hell
Please let ppl go broke after buying HL
🏴☠️ yarggh
lmao
me starving myself because i sold my everything to play hogwarts legacy
It probably has anti crack, like most games now, so no modding if its the case 😂
Like imagine not living in a big ass castle
mmm
i forgot what cracking meant, i thought u guys were talking about cocaine for a sec
We could all live in a big castle and have the worlds greatest internet and barely have to pay rent 😂
Too bad, you probably got your hopes up
Fr
well, many games claimed that they have that "anti-crack" going on
wheres my cocaine at
yet, little did they know.... 😏
Ill stay in hogwarts forever i wouldnt go back home
If it has denuvo drm, ppl will be very upset 😂
if hogwarts existed, and umbridge kicked me out i would cry exactly like trelawny
Me too
maybe even worse
Yep, we dont need to talk about cracking full stop please
That broke my heart
listen to nice cat lady or get the claws
I would just oof her and then thats it
same! i didnt expect to see it like that in the movie 😭
Des fr ici ? Si oui go creer un truc fr pour la sortie du jeux !
Use your divine punishment on those who initiated the conversation
I would sob if I got kicked out
oof umbridge?
Yeah
off a bridge
More like oof a horse
umbridge is innocent
i dont trust the rat
WT
umbridge aint innocent with that outfit
ratman cant be wrong
RAT
That's what a rat would say
guess we like umbridge now
RAT behavior
Umbridge kinda just wanted the best for Hogwarts
👀
umbridge uhhh kinda tortured harry for hours at a time
umbridge wanted the best for the ministry
Cause he was breaking the rules
MMHM
Lewy you can bet on me, I knew this was always the case anyway
which everyone knows the best thing for any government is authoritarian control
Gengar would floor Rattata tbh
imagine writing with your own blood for hours
But what about Raticate
Rattata uses normal type moves, to a ghost type? ha GG
HMMMM, I would prefer if Umbrdge had the students best interests at heart
Umbridge would be better than dumbledore imo
me at 14 during my goth phase
bruuhH
What other rat Pokémon are there
😂
Like dumbledore literally just gives special care for his house and unfair points
Not sure, after gen 4, its all a blur to me
Is Nidoran a rat
Lol yeah Lowkey he does
No, wouldnt a rat require a long tail
dumbledore doesnt have a house
I guess
he's the headmaster
His house was gryffindor
He oversees gryffindor?
dont talk about my dumbledaddy
And he loves gryffindor
dumbledore sounds like a candy bar
It does
LMAO his house is where his sister's moving/living picture is at, no?
Agree
mcgonagall is gryffindor leader, respect on her name
More like dumbassadore
exactly
My bad
ariana, god rest her soul
Dumbledor brew
i hope rebecca black is in HL
Mcgonagall would be a better headmaster than dumbledore
Oh no
Isnt arianas picture in hogshead or am i going insane w that
why do you want this to be so
or at least her soundtracks
didn't she literally become headmaster after snape flew out the window
She did!
Yeah
he went WEEE
why not
It is
during broom training: its flyday flyday, gotta get down on flyday
it will ruin my gameplay
Sirius black’s ancestor
right?
That would be twisted
wow... i didnt even connect this...
i got respect for u now lewy
rebecca black chose to stay a muggle
you's smart
wait is rebecca black an obscurus
r u implying he wasnt smart before? 😂😂

Maybe she’s been the link between worlds
legend of zelda
Poor lewy, I think that was more of an insult than it was a compliment 😂
This could get deep
Didnt peter have a redemption
Explain
Im asking
maybe the black family invented fridays

Oh I dunno
he became splinter
Anyone heard from Malus today?
What Hogwarts house would Batman be in
Gryffindor
Ravenclaw
Hmmm
Wouldn’t superman be more gryffindor
Slytherin
Batman doesnt kill and hes brave aswell
He'd be in the most noble household, as he wouldnt be batman, he'd be bruce wayne
I don’t think all Slytherin are killers
malus is ruling the world atm
Batman does inflict crippling injuries
he is in hogwarts prison
That’s fair lol
This man is talking from experience
lol
Deadpool doesn't kill
True
batman would be the gamekeeper, he'd have been kicked
Deadpool is a Slytherin
Nah moon knight is
Deadpool is a Hufflepuff
I don’t know
Do you think I can find blue friends in the game?
ALL I KNOW is that MCU SPIDER-MAN would be a hufflepuff
I feel like Neville would have made more sense as a hufflepuff. But like he goes OFF as a gryffindor
Do you think I can find blue friends in the game?
you mean smurfs?
he fulfilled his prophecy like a champ
I think you can
neville bi plant daddy
what would andrew be
Sonic?
Harry wishes he was Neville, when beatrix abused him with her wand
Who’s Andrew
My brother
andrew garfield spider-man 😂
Oh
I mean people
andrew deez
Deez what?
🥜
tony stark = a gryffindor but like... the mean kind
ok what does that mean
Hmmm
Punisher would be a slytherin
Captain America gryffinod Tony would be ravenclaw
I can’t believe I fell for that
You’re such a bamboozler mr rat
Oh for sure lmao
what would ned be?
neville bi plant daddy
huh
ned is a hufflepuff for sure
Dark wizard
Ned declassified?
LOL
kinda thinkin the same
Hehe
ned is LOYAL and LOYAL and... LOYAL....
Ned - Eddard Stark?
If it was left to you, everyone would be hufflepuff 😂 😂
need i say more?
sounds like he gets rejected
Iron man jr
DAN would be hufflepuff tbh
no... 😏 those two just seem hufflepuff....
Ned would Crucio the younglings or is that a different franchise
you disgust me
Like you- i mean yeah lol
miles would be gryffindor
would peter be a gryffindor or ravenclaw?
i'm proud hufflepuff
Are u sure about that
why does everyone feel like a hufflepuff XD
Proud and eating cheeseburger
Mhm
Before newt was a thing, no1 cared for hufflepuff
Because nobody feels like they belong and hufflepuff takes the bums
typical protagonist feels
Im proud take this 🍪
I love hufflepuffs
I feel like Hufflepuff is just like the "nice guy"
i forgot lmao
newt is my fav character
I’m definitely nice
newt is my fav too
umm!! way to dumb it down!!
😶 no comment
Snakes are stronger than badgers and ravens
c:
but yeah ur kinda right swift 😭
Like as protagonists LOL
But weaker than lions
snakes predators are birds
All the protags who are relatively nice are probably Hufflepuff
And mangoosts
birds go for the snakes eyes and kill them
but then people like idk Sherlock Holmes are Ravenclaw or Slytherin
I think a honey badger can eat a snake
Fr?
prob
yea
Yeah honey badgers hunt snakes
poor miles, giving out false info again 😂
the only thing they can’t stomach is their own irrelevance
I'd say ravenclaw for Sherlock
same
He doesnt try and get into the police force or anything, there for the sake of knowledge
this is why i befriend the huffs
huffs are pretty cool
nah huffs wack
That makes Hufflepuffs natural predators
True
always have been
we’re supposed to keep them on the defensive
most young adult male protagonists in todays media are kinda soft 😂 (not in a bad way)
The mega chads are the ravens and slyths
Feel like being a protagonist lends itself to selflessness "I wanna help people!" vibes
true
All protags have plot armor
exactly who wants to be a protag
Id much rather be the best friend who says "that sounds like a bad idea"
Like there in a situation where there meant to die but then they get lucky ig
Oh I meant be the villain
literally hermione omg
I want to be that background guy with no lines
saaame
difference is I will not follow them
me
I wanna be the friend of the protag or the bully
i dont want to be percieved
😂 "noo!! dont do that!" goes with them and does it also
i would like to cause chaos between them
genuinely LOL
Like if im friends with the protag i wouldnt care for them theyd survive either way
If they die then oh well 🤷♂️
LOL DAMN
Fr
dude is a true slytherin
Just be like my turn
shouldn't have played the hero ig🤷♂️
Fr
mmmhm
i am a hero
hero complex mh
If im a bully id just bully every day
If this game doesn't come out this year I'll have a heart attack
it will comes out at the end
ur gonna get ur ass whooped by the main character's rage
^^
Sheesh what a drama Queen
Countdown to milady heart attack
L
Ok fair but id get revenge like trap them down where the villain is

Blow them up
wtf miles
BOOM
😭
Like theres no being soft when u have a magic stick with you
Malfoy got his revenge
Imagine if we get a cobra kai esque tv show with Harry and Draco
Lmao draco all the way
i would watch that
never seen cobra kai, whats that like
#dracoisbettterthanharry
It’s like a tv show with actors and stuff
it's like harry potter but no magic
karate kid but in the future i think idk never watched it
Its basically street fighter but with no powers but with romance,tournaments,injuries etc.
so just a tv show about fighting
Yeah
and stuff
its same main characters from karate kid but its in the future
Yeah new kids and stuff

Like back to the future but it’s the present
Tbh if harry and draco ever fought without their wands draco would of won
so... back to the future?
😂
But without time travel
probably
nah harry wouldve slapped him
you guys are making it more complicated XD
this would be everything
Like draco,me,sebastian would beat harry up
would he tho?
SEBASTIAN BEEN DEAD
SEBASTIAN NOOO
trust me (source: me)
Im gonna bully poppy for this
“source? i made it the heck up!”
Crab can just sit on harry
i would send that clip but it has a no-no word
I’ve no reason not to trust leafy, he never lied to me.
Then again, we’ve never been in a situation where he could lie to me, but it still counts as never lying
fair
Draco deserves his own book series/movie

draco dope ngl
No
I think itd be cool to see the 6th and 7th book from his perspective
Draco malfoy: and the im better than harry potter
Draco malfoy: and the im gonna tell my father about this
draco really bloomed in the movies cause tom felton was such a great child actor
i want a series on the marauders
esp compared to the other child actors, like they were so bad up until movie 4r
marauders series would be dope
Idk what happened to harrys hair in the 4th movie but bruh
where did i see the meme of harry's hair
everyone in movie 4 got a bunch of hair
They had some weird haircuts in 4 true
what was wrong with 4th movie hair
and it was copypasted like 8 inches taller and it said "the higher the hair the closer to god"
Harry Potter and the movie where everyone needed a haircut
Harry got hairy pfffff ehehehe I’m sorry I couldn’t resist c:
im not lying i wouldnt
lots of crying in the bathroom with moaning myrtle and "i don't want to die"

I wonder what it feels like being a ghost
i got a draco malfoy some where on my phone too lazy to find it tho
horrible, the only way to taste food is if its absolutely rancid
omg i just realized they never went to a ghost party in the movie
😧
:O
Must be hella boring
Fun Fact: Johnny Depp filmed one scene in Fantastic Beasts The Secrets of Dumbledore before he was asked to depart. According to various media reports, because of his "pay or play" contract he will receive his full $16m salary.
yup
Gj Johnny depp
good for him
Easy money
lets go joneeeeee
Dang
Good for him but i still prefer mads
i havent seen it yet, but yes yes yes
love mads 👏
When do you think well see pvp?
The game wont have it
wont
Also do you think the game Will have micro transactions
it's a single player game
They literally confirmed it wont
I feel like I'm just going to need an emote or something that is someone tapping a board that says "Read the FAQs"
O i didn't know

So do you think the spells will change in the seasons?
Why would they?
They never did in the books.
What💀
I assume they mean the spells we learn
Or we will get new spell in diferent holidays like a halloween spell, e.t.c
rather than the effects of the spells
imagine if during winter aquamenti just blasted a torrent of ice instead of water
lol
Lol this isn't harry potter hogwarts mystery. We won't get any of that probably.
Well yeah
We likely wont be getting any sort of holiday update for a while after the game comes out as it is releasing during a holiday season.
Theres gonna be Easter eggs that are gonna be in the future of HL
Like idn something about Newt Scomander or a flashbak
Well hes not alive in HL
I don't think Newt is born until like 1900
Theseus may have been born around 1890 as he's around a decade older
🐍
i need nargles
no, those are dangerous
emma
Hi Emma
emma things
MOONBOI13
Hi LadyWatters
emma
yes i want one of those
emma
amme
that feeling when your back is itchy and you manage to scratch exactly where it itches
@verbal crow is your name fuzzbuns on youtube?
emma
emma
emma
WHAT THE HELL
I see you in a comments section of a vid
💀
stalker moment
bruh
👀
bro im not stalking no one
file a discord restraining order 😂
heheheh. XD
im just minding my business on YouTube and see someone with the same pfp and almost the same name
uh huh.. so youre stalking
coincidence? i think NOT!
pff, it’d be weird if anyone else had my pfp.
emma
emma
the new fantastic beast movie was fantastic
theres a new one?
We have a little #961353857642942504 chat as well if you wanna have a talk about it
wait what
i have not heard of this
thank god ive been doing another harry potter rewatch then. ill finish up crimes of grindelwald tmrw or something
it was a FANTASTIC beasts movie 😛
furry movie?
exactly
i only said it was good i dont want to spoil the movie 😦
oh why make it weird
:)

welp. nice to meet ya! here are my precious bionicles in exchange for the safety of my family.
Hey Mooster!

finally found this discord 
i was waiting to have my mind blown by it but now..... you ruined..... i cant believe you done this smh😂
i will give you a subscribe
NOT TO STALK YOU
NOT TO STALKYOU!
Tom... perhaps dont dig yourself any deeper
what was that? 😐
HEY
MWAHAHAHAHA
I'm so happy you can choose your own house at the start of the game, can't wait to be in the Ravenclaw tower 😩
what is happening
you guys always coming to conclusions 😢
Same 😁
Ravenclaws 
true'
Why you tagging me @verbal crow
Oculus reparo
it was unintentional, my dairy lord.
haha

Should I make a hot chocolate
Yes.
nah make cold chocolate with hot chocolate powder HEHEHE
Impossible 
hot choclety milk
It aint cuz I DID IT MWAHAHAHA
This is against the law
Hahaha
I use light theme on discord so i am a filthy degenerate ill admit
But cold chocolate with hot chocolate powder is yummy
You just gotta become a pro at making it right
I have an urge to play Stardew Valley rn ngl
yall are silently judging me i can tell
nah just recalibrating my gaydar. 🤔
your what?
muggle technology, you wouldn’t get it.
i aint no muggle mudblood
why even give that energy 🤪
If i lose blood ill just drink it so i have it back
bon appetit
b.t.w,
@humble sequoia , pm me whenever you can ^
i'll explain
:>

uuuuuhhhh ok?
disparaging
Some new channels boyz
Players can choose their Hogwarts house at the start of Hogwarts Legacy.
Broom flight is a method of travel in Hogwarts Legacy and there are also broom races. Players can take a Flying class to master their broomstick flying skills.
Players can tame, mount and ride some magical beasts in Hogwarts Legacy.
You dont need to explain it
You dont need to explain it
Do we have a release date for this game?
Just holiday 2022
which holiday?
i didn't know that, o.O
good to know
This holiday lol
why are you without a house? go get sorted into one of them <_<
Bro?
Holidays 2022 so roughly November to December
i'm a part of all of them, and none 😈
Who made you mod a dev?
ah part of the goblin rebellion then you rebel
Pilgrim day or honika
i just saw the general chat move on the side lol
Magic.
Mods are chosen from community members 
Deleting general 2 is a L
you can't be in a superposition of all 4 of them, even electrons can only be in a superposition of 2 states
Making the Hogwarts Legacy tab super on topic
an Atom is all 3 Electron, Proton and Neutron though 😏
omg the server looks cool 
Rather than try to make this chat more on topic we are keeping it everything and general 2 has now become #💬hogwarts-legacy-general
🤡
U
relax
did some HL news get announced today or something im super confused lol
Nice
Nah, been something in the works that's being actioned
Finally new channels
but it's not a superposition + atom can have more than 3 or less than 3 electrons
what is this sciencey gobbledygook?
what in the world
lol
The house diversity in this chat is amazing
you mean our discussion with Haze?
yeah sure
When people have been asking in #💡discord-suggestions and we keep mentioning our list of things, we've been given the go ahead for a lot of it. Thanks everyone for the suggestions and ideas and keep them coming in there.
So we cant talk about hl here?
didnt even know that existed 😮
Oooh new channels!
You can if you want but you don't have to.
replied to the wrong person lol
I suggest everyone take the time to look at the various channels and the pinned notes regarding their purpose
that will help you better navigate the server and make the most out of your experience
Just some friendly advise

damn all these new channels are confusing me and i love it (weirdly)
(weirdly) I'm just gonna steal everyone's book recommendations
LOL
i leave for two seconds what you guys do
It CHANGED
i gotta get another monitor because i dont see all the channels anymore
Hey i see a channel from another server 👀
I just close the top Tab
🧠
Then I can see ALL
Tom have you seen the Hamilton play
i did it and it works
yes. i watched it on disney plus on september 22 2020 on my birthday 😎
its so good
No way I wasn’t invited to Hamilton talk 😭
I am also a Hamilton lover
I AGREE. i have to eat now so bye guuuuys and girls and everyone else
moderator leafy when
That soundtrack? Burned into my head
jk jk i dont like responsibility
how do i do the spoiler text thing to cover any spoilers?
hamilton soundtrack slaps
I feel that
I definitely know what hamilton is
use || on both sides of text
12 hour days of just listening to Hamilton songs
I know like 3/4 still by heart
whenever something gets deleted and only one person knows what the message said "no one else was in the channel when it happened"
literally
Swift where are you from ?
OMG we have a theories channel and lore now????
I will fight the fight and win the war
Tom Timothy what did they say to you to keep us from knowing what the message saaiiiiiiiiiiiiiid
The top tab has become HL centric. We can talk about anything here, HL or otherwise. And Off Topic is an almost overflow / just general topics
ok bye bye
Yeah but which part of england ?
are you an investigator?
bye bye
No i am trying to point her to the nearest bookstore
That's a good question, I've lived all over. East, South, North, but longest in the South
emma
this changes everything
I love everywhere 💀
No fear !
so wait is this technically general 2 renamed to general orr...
Same Life
Random question what bending would yall want the most
Water,fire,earth,air
👀
general 2 is #💬hogwarts-legacy-general now, this is the original general chat
Oops I said love I meant live 💀
Water or earth 

I don’t love like 3/4 of this planet
nothing got deleted
I hate when big chats get deleted, it's still all here + a bit more
your history is intact
good, my LEGACY remains
The generally generalist
also i'd prefer water but earth bending would be awesome
might have to blind myself to fully become one with earth bending
Evening
Evening
If i had to choose from fire or air id probably choose fire
we back to general 1
Good evening
Air Bending, could technically 'play' with the other elements without messing with the chemical compound itself
Yeah but it just blows stuff away
if you have to choose between Air/Water/Fire/Earth
Or, Contains them if you do it right ;)
Earth
Probably water
True
Water, embrace the inner mermaid
Like i can seriously injure people with fire or earth and water which id love to do
why injure, why not heal?
Miles go play Fable 1, 2 and 3. That's the game for you lol
How dare you, 3 is better than 2
Dan... I respectfully disagree but that's ok
I kill the dog 😏
NO
I already have
Id love to give someone a burnt eye with fire
Jokes on you got sunglasses
what's up with the aggression and Violence Miles...
Just saying 🤷♂️
zuko over here
miles is living his best life in video games, his sadistic nature is finally free
you definitely will love Elden ring then, disgustingly violent
a tough yet good game though
Was thinking of getting it
even though i shouldn't entertain your violent nature, lol
miles have u ever played doom eternal
Yes
did u finish the dlc
I'd rather hollow out someone's eye socket with fire 😈
the person you might want to harm is another version of you, don't forget that
No

I like that
😭
help the slytherins are getting scary
Nasty 😭
i want to run in a field with otters
i was about to say that i don't even need to check your 'house' to know that you probably chose* Slytherin.. LOL
Mood
Nothing to do with a hogwarts house
everything to do with hogwarts house
House discrimation, that's what this is
you don't need a talking hat to tell you that you're a psycho
Lmao
im racist against hufflepuffs tho
That caps lock hurt you huh
Hufflepuffs are very bad people
i dont wanna talk bout it
👁️ 👄 👁️
Also im not even a psycho ill just hurt evil people like ranrok
evil is very subjective
Your evil could be my good 😏
i care very little for people that i cannot gain anything from
Let me introduce you to your new defense against the dark arts teacher..
lol
i hate lockhart
Like if someones gonna try to get me like Voldemort did to harry id obviously fight back and oof them
ME ! 🙂😀
ban lockhart tbh
Oh hello professor lockhart
Like no mercy
I'd much rather make myself a horcrux or two and seclude myself somewhere isolated
Ill hide my horcruxes and hide them underground
practice my dark arts without any interruption whatsoever
Well i see you know my name, you are on your way to greatness
😂
just dig really deep holes
you just told me where you'll hide them, not a good start
thing is, the issues with Voldemort was he placed them in accessible places in the world, it is like he intended on possessing them in the future
yeah it is saad we will be cry long time until he revives
Like ill be friends with sebastian become evil and basically destroy Hogwarts lmao
if accio doesn't work on them, then I'll just throw every single one in the deep dark ocean, let's see how you'll find that in the pitch black darkness and extreme pressure
holy heck I need this emote
Voldemort could of made many horcruxes and made them very hard to get instead of putting them in places people would obviously encounter in there yeaes at Hogwarts
its the best
but Harry obviously needed to find them easily
Like this man couldve hid all of them maybe in the ocean or like kept them himself so no one would be able to get them
my friend made a ms paint version of it too
plot armour baby

in reality, Voldemort would just be the kind of villain that gets defeated but appears again every century or so because of his immortality
I can’t guarantee he will make it in the order of Merlin, like me, third class 🙂😀
dracula
😂
So if harry was like "lfg i killed this b*tch" voldemort couldve been like "nope" and just killed the kid
guys is it weird to say there are more schools besides hogwarts
@candid mist 
emma
As weird it is to say there are more smiles that one smile my boy
Mine, but i dont talk about that
😄
😭
You ruined it
im so sorry
Like any villain would be better than voldemort
I feel like im in a hotel
thats because you are
Bis i am out of autographs for today
But if you wait outside until tomorrow maybe i will have one at hand
Sir, would it be OK for me to help you sign autographs in detention
pls i be wait 🪶📜
@spice solstice your the worst teacher
Of course it is ok my boy , oh wait is that a scar on your forehead i see ?
😊
Oh my come here 📷📸
Sir is it true that your birthday is on the 26th January
ye
Well, you shouldn’t mention that one in front of him, but yes i am
wow you pro
But please dont tell him anything
okay
Just a day prior to mine then
no my birthday was march 28
I dont have the time to hand autographs to dumbledor you see i am a busy man
as i said
wdym as u said
i thought u were saying u were born in jan—
you busy save the world?
Im gonna tell my father about this
were u saying you were born in january?
i was just agreeing with professor lockeheart
so then
Although some would not agree on the exact date as i was never really born i would say yes
bit direct aren't you
im the one askin the questions
were u always born in different months?
if your birthday is a constant date, then it would indeed make me day after you always
guys i was born in may and september
No need to my boy he already has a complete set of my 📚, your father that is
No he doesnt 🤮
my father would be glad to get into hogwarts for kids
your dad likes seeing kids?
I always give them to free for those in need just tell him to send me a letter
no no
👀
his intelligence is on par with kids
no inappropriate comments please
me?
im going to avada kedavra
your ass
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well that is what i thought he said D:
Me ?
myself
just because your thoughts end up in nsfw territory doesn't mean my comments do
he was talking to me becas dom said confusing things
no I didn't see any from you
you say it like that man
wasn't as confusing or else others would make the same comment like you did
Oh good cause my only secret ambition is to get rid the world of evil ..
And market my own haircare line of potions






