💬general

[limpid jetty]

And I didn’t laufh

[torpid smelt]

highly ambitious but not evil

[sudden ledge]

even tho i went to the premiere

[candid mist]

the best one

[limpid jetty]

Very nice teacher

[restive wraith]

Best slytherin is the red among us

[verbal crow]

but how much do we know about him? for all we know his hobby could be mounting goblin and elf heads on walls!

[candid mist]

actually no, he was pretty biased for a teacher but ill let it slide cuz hes nice

[sudden ledge]

[torpid smelt]

unfortunately, nearly every Slytherin is evil in the books and movies

[torpid smelt]

That's the flaw with his ambition, he places too much value on "top quality students"

[limpid jetty]

Hmmm

[hexed shore]

Ambition is a good thing, don't let hp tell you otherwise

[restive wraith]

I hecking love among us!

[candid mist]

at least he got free quidditch tickets

[limpid jetty]

Draco Malfoy isn’t evil

[humble sequoia]

So will be me

[mystic barn]

He was forced to be by his Father

[keen lotus]

Heya

[restive wraith]

His daddy

[rose eagle]

Hiya :3

[smoky bane]

Heyyyy!

[limpid jetty]

Ambition is a great thing if you not mix it wil evil

[limpid jetty]

Yeah

[hexed shore]

Exactly

[torpid smelt]

He was def "evil" in the earlier books, but in the later ones it is tempered by sympathy

[verbal crow]

i just don't wanna oppress goblins and elves. 😔

[limpid jetty]

No he was just annoying

[restive wraith]

Toma out here having to order an Uber to go home

[keen lotus]

We talking about Malfoy?

[smoky bane]

They don’t ACTUALLY exist so it’s okay.

[limpid jetty]

Yeah

[mystic barn]

Someone noticed in the deleted scene of HP 7.2 movie, Draco actually throw a wand into Harry's hand to defeat Voldi

[limpid jetty]

Yes yes

[restive wraith]

That was in the bookington

[keen lotus]

Oo right no cursing lol

[verbal crow]

i'd still feel bad
i wouldn't even run over a civilian in gta.

[keen lotus]

Sorry

[limpid jetty]

Books are cannon

[candid mist]

this is how it was supposed to be

[restive wraith]

No they are not

[humble sequoia]

Curse as much as you want

[restive wraith]

Books don’t shoot big balls

[keen lotus]

Yeah but that wasn’t in the books so it would be strange if they’d actually did that in the movie

[smoky bane]

But why?

[sudden ledge]

ah chaos my fav

[keen lotus]

Lol

[sudden ledge]

[verbal crow]

it is mean.

[open gyro]

Im having tim hortons today

[keen lotus]

Idk what that is

[smoky bane]

But it’s a video game

[limpid jetty]

Hufflepuff is supreme

[verbal crow]

it is still mean, i just can't do it.

[sudden ledge]

you are too nice

[mystic barn]

Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw are underrated and a dangerous duo

[sudden ledge]

i just blame them when i run them over

[limpid jetty]

Smart and kind can make a incredible duo

[verbal crow]

oh god. XD

[smoky bane]

It would be different if you played a game, then had the impulse to do it irl.

[mystic barn]

Hufflepuff can be manipulated meanwhile Ravenclaw is working on a plan 🤥

[smoky bane]

But then there’s probably more going on than violence in video games

[keen lotus]

Nah ur wrong

[open gyro]

Tim Hortons is like a canadian resturant. im not gonna have lunch or dinner at tim hortons but i might have a timbit or a donut or a cookie or something....

[keen lotus]

Ohh oki

[limpid jetty]

Yeah because I am the definition of a hufflepuff

[verbal crow]

i suppose you are right, i do not fault folks for doing it but i personally just can't.

[open gyro]

Cho chang

[hexed shore]

I get the same

Like an extreme empathy thing

[keen lotus]

Same for me

[mystic barn]

What's wrong with that

[hexed shore]

Absolutely nothing wrong with doing it or not doing it, some people see things a certain way

[open gyro]

what are we talking about

[smoky bane]

I’m not saying there is, I just don’t understand it. Lol!

[hexed shore]

Yeye you're all good

[candid mist]

i can run over ppl in videogames, just not animals

[open gyro]

i made a story on your message swift

i think i deserve an award

[hexed shore]

LOL thank you it's very heartfelt

[humble sequoia]

The logic is crazy

[raw magnet]

same

[open gyro]

HAHAHAHA

[verbal crow]

plus WE are animals.

[steel tendon]

Yeah, it should be the opposite

[smoky bane]

I kill indiscriminately in video games. 🤣

[candid mist]

something about a person comedically yelling AArAAaRRGH vs a whimper of an animal??

[sudden ledge]

same

[humble sequoia]

What if they’re undead zombie dogs that are about to chomp chomp at you

[open gyro]

Fear is the mind killer

[mystic barn]

No, it's not crazy. Human can stand for themselves, animals not and are in need for Humans to stand up for them

[sudden ledge]

no mercy

[smoky bane]

🤣

[verbal crow]

yeah yeah fear is the path to the dark side or something.

[open gyro]

Your message could not be delivered. This is usually because you don't share a server with the recipient or the recipient is only accepting direct messages from friends. You can see the full list of reasons here: https://support.discord.com/hc/en-us/articles/360060145013

[candid mist]

screw em 😂 (sry mods)

[open gyro]

why did clyde bot just send that

[candid mist]

cuz clyde be like that

[open gyro]

im sorry leafy but BAN

[smoky bane]

I target zombie dogs.

[verbal crow]

Your message will not be delivered. This is usually because you know what you did wrong and I am coming closer. You can see the full list of reasons here: https://support.discord.com/hc/en-us/articles/360060145013

[candid mist]

zombie dogs, if they look very much like a normal dog, i do feel something a bit

[humble sequoia]

uh oh

[candid mist]

resident evil for example

big bruh moment

[smoky bane]

Those thing are hideous and need to die immediately

[humble sequoia]

Too many caps

[smoky bane]

🤣

[humble sequoia]

God I’m such a good mod

[candid mist]

they look dog enough SMH

[sudden ledge]

its the same for me

no mercy

[open gyro]

Swift

[hexed shore]

Tom

[open gyro]

is typing

[humble sequoia]

is dead

[open gyro]

Swift are typing

[verbal crow]

Swift are typing

[hexed shore]

I was gonna say I have no issues with like hunting mechanics in games but anything needless is eh

[open gyro]

Hogwarts legacy: Undead Nightmares

[hexed shore]

She was typing

[humble sequoia]

Why would you hunt in hogwarts

[smoky bane]

I remember years ago (still might be a thing) where some mayor or senator or some such political lapdog was trying to ban violence in video games.

[candid mist]

like cmon, u cant show me the cutest little animal in the world and then it brutally getting destroyed by a semi truck

[humble sequoia]

Imma hunt other people's cats

[hexed shore]

That

[humble sequoia]

She used to be mine 😭🎵

[hexed shore]

Guille NO

[open gyro]

I dont have a cat

[mystic barn]

Hunt on innocent rabbits in AC3

[humble sequoia]

That owl do seem tasty though

[verbal crow]

OUT. GET OUTT

[smoky bane]

The rabbit that got a sweet new abdomen piercing in RDR2

[candid mist]

😂 see smaller animals are usually farther away from the camera and dont make too much noise

fr when its a cat or a dog they start screaming in videogames like wtf

[mystic barn]

Blair witch 💀

[raw magnet]

tlou2 when we had to k word dogs

[humble sequoia]

Kung fu dogs

[smoky bane]

They annoyed me and had to die. Like… bruh, I’m trying to survive your [redacted] owners.

[open gyro]

wth is this rn

[humble sequoia]

I don't feel any shame in killing dogs in Elden Ring though, it's actually the hardest enemy

[smoky bane]

A chat

[hexed shore]

Talking about sad video game moments

[fresh quail]

Skinning pelts in AC3 was oddly satisfying

[smoky bane]

The best were in RDR2

[open gyro]

Press F to pay respect

[hexed shore]

If its a human or an animal I deem as cute or domesticated, I'm out

[humble sequoia]

Rdr2 had the Uber realistic skinning animations

[hexed shore]

No hunting for me

[open gyro]

I hate you whoever wrote H

[sudden ledge]

[humble sequoia]

human deem as domesticated

[open gyro]

Im just joking. I love you with all my heart

[fresh quail]

I needed that legendary gear though...

[humble sequoia]

RDR2 be like yeah hunt this rabbit in 10 minutes for 2 cents

[gray bobcat]

Hi. How you’re all doing?

[open gyro]

💔 this is myheart

[fresh quail]

😆

[final dirge]

Hi everyone, how are you all doing in this boring muggle world?

[open gyro]

bored

[hexed shore]

Legendary gear isn't worth those lives you've taken

[fresh quail]

Tragic

[open gyro]

Swift is probably still writing her thesis

[sudden ledge]

hoping the day can end so i can relax

[final dirge]

Same, just want to play that game

[humble sequoia]

I built up all my good honour throughout rdr2 and then once I finished the story my honour just plummeted to a fiery hell

[candid mist]

i think we can all agree fish in videogames are the easiest thing to not feel tooooo sad about… right?

[smoky bane]

We’re emotionally wounding animal rights activists.

[hexed shore]

I am Tom

[sudden ledge]

ye

[candid mist]

i mean ive caught like 500 fish in animal crossing

they all dead, i felt nothing

[smoky bane]

Murderer!

[hexed shore]

Now animal crossing? They get caught and put in captivity because I need to collect

[sudden ledge]

havent visited my island in a while

[candid mist]

not after im done using them in a cooking recipe

[humble sequoia]

👮🏻‍♀️

[foggy depot]

I dont see the point of fishing and not eating them tho. Like why throw a meal away

[fresh quail]

I’ve stepped on a over a billion ants is my life time... those poor sentient insects

[smoky bane]

Fish trafficker!

[humble sequoia]

My 10yo me would be deemed a psycho after going on my bike just straight up shooting everything I see in GTA SA, I'm the last person to advocate for violence but I can't deny the fun

[final dirge]

Most games just annoys me at the moment, Battlefront 2 Star Wars, got my Hero and second later is death instant, when other players they can somehow take hits and one shot everyone, it just annoys me

[candid mist]

true???

[hexed shore]

LOL Guille

[candid mist]

same btw

[hexed shore]

I just sell the fish fr

[severe shoal]

@foggy depot because some people like to catch and release because they don't need the food

and size regulations

[hexed shore]

My Island was becoming a whole castle then I gave up

[candid mist]

castle in the sky vibes

[humble sequoia]

I like fishing and release because I like to annoy fishes

[fresh quail]

Who remembers zombie Farm? 😆

[final dirge]

What are you building?

[foggy depot]

I get size regulations bc thats to ensure u have more food in the future

[sudden ledge]

i play both my hero and battlefront lmao

[hexed shore]

I had castle walls housing like a city suburban area and then castle ruins on the second half of the island connected by a subway

[foggy depot]

But then again I think I wouldnt do well as a Cook, having to Cook for people and not eating the food myself lol

[candid mist]

videogames do be annoying

[sudden ledge]

thats why i mostly play offline ones

[humble sequoia]

raris n rovers

[candid mist]

honestly im too lazy to do AC island themes, i just made a farm when that update came out and stopped playing again

[severe shoal]

wait wispie you professionally cook too?

[sudden ledge]

i bought it played for a while then left

[fresh quail]

Imagine a Harry Potter RTS game 🤣

[hexed shore]

LOL I was one of the head people over in the ACNH server for like 14 months so I had time to build

[candid mist]

death eaters, just waves of death eaters

[open gyro]

I want a nintendo to play Animal Crossing

[hexed shore]

Too much trading, many NMT

[open gyro]

is animal crossing on phones or no

[candid mist]

holy crap

did u at least use nookazon or something

[foggy depot]

No I mean I cant and wouldnt work for me lol

[severe shoal]

imagine a harry potter Lego remaster > Imagine a Harry Potter RTS game 🤣
@fresh quail

goddamnit discord

[hexed shore]

I did use Nookazon

[verbal crow]

i'm dumb what is an RTS? 🤔

[hexed shore]

Real Time Strategy

[open gyro]

RivaTuner Statistics

[humble sequoia]

real talk son

[verbal crow]

ah, thank you.

[candid mist]

i want a lego harry potter remake in the same way that they did the new lego star wars

[verbal crow]

my brother in christ, i love you.

[verbal crow]

i'd love that! we haven't gotten lego hp games in a long time.

[smoky bane]

Real time strategy, or as I like to call them, real temperamental strategies

[open gyro]

Jesus is sus

[humble sequoia]

thanks man

[hexed shore]

RTS can honestly do one, I don't like it

[fresh quail]

Is your name actually Hamilton?

[verbal crow]

your name is no longer hamilton.

[severe shoal]

@candid mist i agree, including fantastic beasts

[open gyro]

no

[fresh quail]

Pitty

[candid mist]

yeah! and apparently fantastic beasts had a dlc in a lego game a few years ago

[open gyro]

I pity the fool who believe me

[candid mist]

they already have stuff to work with

[severe shoal]

Huh???

[candid mist]

Lego Dimensions Fantastic Beasts DLC

[fresh quail]

Curiosity killed the cat

[severe shoal]

wait dimensions had one ?

[humble sequoia]

And my brother

[candid mist]

yup, u could walk around new york too

[smoky bane]

It also killed many dumb people too.

[reef glacier]

U WHAT

[severe shoal]

i know dimensions had doctor who which I absolutely loved

[open gyro]

why is lego dimensions so expensive tho

[smoky bane]

It’s also discontinued and not worth the investment

In my opinion that is

[candid mist]

u played thru the whole movie 😭

i hope they rerelease a full 100% version of lego dimensions

[severe shoal]

it still is if you want lego stuff that u havent ever had before

like doctor who

[candid mist]

YES I FORGOT

[reef glacier]

I hope the menagerie in HL is going to be brilliant

[open gyro]

@hexed shore i have a question for you

[candid mist]

they had a doctor who one too!!!!

[severe shoal]

it had every tardis interior and exterior AND regens

[hexed shore]

Shoot

[severe shoal]

i had the doctor who one and i loved the minifig i got with it

[humble sequoia]

swift is this multiplayer

[hexed shore]

No

[smoky bane]

To a collector

[humble sequoia]

ty

[hexed shore]

You're welcome

[open gyro]

Did you guys know that the state of play was gonna happen a few days before we did just so you guys were aware of the wave of people coming in?

[hexed shore]

We learnt as you guys did!

[open gyro]

thats stupid

[candid mist]

swift confirmed to also be a people

[open gyro]

at least you guys wouldve been prepared

[foggy depot]

I cant believe Swift is human

[hexed shore]

I'm... Human?

[humble sequoia]

he is a nice human

[candid mist]

noo…

[true juniper]

Apparently

[severe shoal]

swift isnt my schizophenia ?

[fresh quail]

What gave it away?

[open gyro]

wth is this convo. imma go write my paragraphs

[smoky bane]

Oh God! She’s becoming self aware

[true juniper]

Enjoy

[hexed shore]

Have fun Tom!

[candid mist]

bye himiltom

[fresh quail]

Ex-Machina

[smoky bane]

We gotta flip the kill switch and reboot

She’s actually Janice

[candid mist]

whos janice

[humble sequoia]

errbody say sausage keep it going

[severe shoal]

so a long time ago there was an online harry potter game where fueling had u do the spell patterns and stuff.. Cant remember what it was called tho but house common rooms were online chats and stuff for your house etc

[candid mist]

i stg if its a deez nuts joke

[smoky bane]

She’s the universal database

[candid mist]

oh phew

[severe shoal]

its a fever dream for me now ^^^

[smoky bane]

Every time she reboots she becomes more self aware

[open gyro]

JANICE ON DEEZ NUTZ

[candid mist]

[hexed shore]

TOM

[fresh quail]

Being called an AI is a whole new low hahahah

[open gyro]

bye bye

[candid mist]

i have memories of games like this

bye bye tomilton

[severe shoal]

exactly

[open gyro]

thats what happens when you spell hamilton wrong!

[hollow vale]

gottem

[severe shoal]

like u were able to do dueling hall stuff

[smoky bane]

But seriously there is a show called The Good Place which about what happens to people after they die.

[candid mist]

tamilhon?

[humble sequoia]

alexAAnder

[severe shoal]

rip

[smoky bane]

L!

[open gyro]

leafy got to excited

[hollow vale]

I like that show

[open gyro]

i actually need to go tho so cya

[candid mist]

me, split seconds after sending a message in all caps realizing that the message is going to be deleted

[humble sequoia]

E!

[smoky bane]

Yeah, that Janice… it’s actually @hexed shore

[hexed shore]

No one else was in the room where it happened

[candid mist]

@smoky bane but fr i like that show, i saw s1 and 2???

[humble sequoia]

My god

In god we trust

[smoky bane]

I watched the whole show and it was a good time

[verbal crow]

i trust the elves cooking.

[smoky bane]

Elves are sus though

They inherently hate humans

[compact sparrow]

[verbal crow]

what?? since when? XD

[fresh quail]

Creature... the best breakdancer in the whole suburb

[candid mist]

goblins are like that

[smoky bane]

Since forever.

[candid mist]

elves live to serve humans

[open gyro]

the best song 😭

[verbal crow]

come on, no one INHERENTLY hates.

[open gyro]

ok I NEED TO GO

[compact sparrow]

Nah mate they love socks

[verbal crow]

noooo

[candid mist]

no if u give them socks they wont hesitate to kill you then

a g string

[smoky bane]

Yes and also a head start on a new career

[compact sparrow]

LMAO

[candid mist]

LMAO

i need to read that again @fresh quail HUH?

[smoky bane]

🤣

[compact sparrow]

Dobby but sexy

[graceful tree]

Wth is going on here😂

[fresh quail]

I deleted it because mods will say “keep it PG”

[smoky bane]

My frannnnd!!!!

[candid mist]

someone giving elves scandalous clothes

[graceful tree]

Hiiiiii

[fresh quail]

I self-moderated 😆

[candid mist]

self mod

[hexed shore]

Ty red

[humble sequoia]

sausage

[candid mist]

if red says something innapropriate and no mod is around to hear it, was it really said at all?

[smoky bane]

Scandalous under garments are acceptable by house elves

[compact sparrow]

A bit controversial mate

[fresh quail]

As long as those see it which I intend to see it haha I’ll remove it quickly 😎

[candid mist]

i mean im p sure dobby wouldnt even know what any of it is

[graceful tree]

Are they tho

[smoky bane]

They should be

[humble sequoia]

catPeekS😺

[candid mist]

he’ll be like, ohh wow a waist sock

[humble sequoia]

[graceful tree]

😂🤦🏼‍♀️

[humble sequoia]

Glizzy 😃

[fresh quail]

Dude Dobby can rock a G-string if he must, the bloke literally aparates wherever he wants and is free hahah

[verbal crow]

good for him but what the hell is happening here

[compact sparrow]

Bro got done like a British roadman tho

[smoky bane]

Appears from nowhere mid twerk

[fresh quail]

He was the final killcam...

Throwing knifed 💀

[compact sparrow]

Dobby stepping into London fr

[graceful tree]

Oh gosh please get this image out of my head😭

[smoky bane]

🤣

[humble sequoia]

.

[reef glacier]

I need bleach...

to wash my eyes from reading this 😦

[compact sparrow]

Any wizard 101 players here

[fresh quail]

Congrats

[austere saffron]

hello everyone

Guys do you know anything about beta tests?

[candid mist]

LMAOOO

[candid mist]

no beta tests

[humble sequoia]

all i know is i'm beta

[candid mist]

at least ur honest

[compact sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/decay-gif-21912271

[smoky bane]

I’m sorry

[fresh quail]

Harry Potter meta

[smoky bane]

It’s canon now. I expect fan art by noon tomorrow

[humble sequoia]

[smoky bane]

Just eat some Weasleys and buy a gun.

[candid mist]

theres already some pretty cursed dobby content on the internet

[smoky bane]

Eh… wheaties, but weasleys will work as well

[humble sequoia]

LOL

[compact sparrow]

Can i get a link? For a friend ofc

[fresh quail]

Oh geez, the dobby effect

[candid mist]

no, a friend sent it to me and i will not bestow this knowledge to u

[smoky bane]

I try to avoid those corners of the internet

[fresh quail]

Try Dobby.com

[candid mist]

i was just innocently talking about dobby in a GC and things got out of hand

i dont know what went wrong

[smoky bane]

🤣

[fresh quail]

Enlist your service for the house elf... he knows how to ruin a cake and especially family gatherings... he also can troll house guests

[silk topaz]

👀

[latent musk]

anyone playing the skywalker saga

[smoky bane]

All while scantly clad

[smoky bane]

Like, THE Jazza?

[candid mist]

yup

[fresh quail]

It’s because I blew the convo out of proportion because I’m a horrible person. Thank me later mwhehe

[candid mist]

off topic but

[smoky bane]

I’m in tears, so… this has been fun. 🤣

[candid mist]

yes lmao

i was like that last nite

convos in here be wild

[fresh quail]

Your welcome thanks for playing

[candid mist]

wow thanks

[smoky bane]

Awww is it over?

[fresh quail]

Newt needs to tame a house elf in that brief case

We can clearly do it in game HL in that room of requirement

[candid mist]

tame?

house elf is just a normal person-type creature

😭

[compact sparrow]

Is that what people call it nowadays

[fresh quail]

Yeh some frisky house elf’s mate. Take Creature for example... very loyal yet needs taming

I almost called him CREATINE by typo 😆😆 I can’t hahaha

[candid mist]

Kreacha wants to kill the blood traitorrr….

[smoky bane]

Lmfao

Just a tub of the stuff doing chores

[sudden ledge]

i downloaded but apparently my laptop isn’t good enough

[smoky bane]

Like, get back in the basement Swol Boi, I’ve had enough of your shenanigans.

[fresh quail]

Alright I’m outta here before the whole discord reads and hates on me for the nonsense 🤣

[smoky bane]

Byyyeeeee

[candid mist]

bye elf abuser

im gonna tell hermione on u

[smoky bane]

Which makes me wonder if they have a backhand emote in the game. 🤔

[fresh quail]

Good! She’s welcome to come and try hahaha

[severe shoal]

@latent musk I am

just finished force awakens

[candid mist]

SPEW

[sudden ledge]

im gon and buy it again on console next month

[severe shoal]

revenge of the sith was a huge let down for me because it turned my favorite level in all lego games into a cutscene

[sudden ledge]

WAIT WHAT

i wanted it to be a fight

[severe shoal]

mustafar duel still there

[sudden ledge]

oh

[severe shoal]

but thats not my favorite level

[fallen gust]

Right dude, most of the boss battles are really boring button smashers

[severe shoal]

my favorite level is the ship level of battle over coruscant

where you're in your eta-2 starfighter

[fallen gust]

That’s a cutscene too

[severe shoal]

ya thats just a cutscene now

[silk topaz]

What ?

[fallen gust]

The game is good but the boss battles are probably the worst part of the game

[severe shoal]

i want a lego star wars but villains instead of focusing on good chars

ehhh the boss battles are easy

[smoky bane]

Never mind

[severe shoal]

theyre fun but not difficult at all

[silk topaz]

😌

[severe shoal]

like -- maul was hella fun

[fallen gust]

It’s just spamming square

[smoky bane]

Lego games are good for mindless fun, but that’s about it in my experience

[severe shoal]

i enjoy the game overall

i just cant find the bad batch characters

[candid mist]

@hexed shore

@raven ferry

ok ty lmao

[raven ferry]

Ty I got it

[smoky bane]

I always forget to just ping the mods.

[hexed shore]

All good

[severe shoal]

I like how that bozo tries to "raid" but gets blatantly ignored

[candid mist]

hard to raid when u have a chat cooldown and no permissions to post anything REKT

[severe shoal]

yea LOL

[verbal crow]

what i miss

[candid mist]

its ok mcgonagal gotem

[fallen gust]

Or like in geonosis arena vs the three creatures. In Lego starwars clone wars it was really fun, you had to take down all four of the acklay’s legs and the head before you killed him. Now it’s just button smashing

[severe shoal]

what i loved that level

like being chained to the pole was sick

instead of already being free

[smoky bane]

Okay. I’ve wasted enough of my day. Gonna go work on the garden. Be back later!

[sudden ledge]

i still have clone wars on steam its my favorite lego game

[hexed shore]

Indiana Jones Lego game

[severe shoal]

i just wish this game had more of the large scale battles they promised too

[hexed shore]

Best 1

[severe shoal]

or had clone wars or o66 levels

they threw away so many levels for cutscenes

[smoky bane]

Sorry @verbal crow I didn’t mean to reply

[sudden ledge]

i didn’t expect clone wars

[verbal crow]

ah no sweat! take care.

[sudden ledge]

but i did except order 66

[severe shoal]

i wanted to kill the younglings as anakin

or see the march on the temple

:/

[candid mist]

asked my mom for this when i was like 8, and she got me the normal Indiana Jones game

[hexed shore]

LOL

[candid mist]

😭 i was so disappointed

[hexed shore]

Poor mom

[sudden ledge]

i was hoping we’d get mando with ||the dark saber||

[severe shoal]

LOL

lego indiana jones was sick

[candid mist]

yeah im sure it was

[sudden ledge]

gorgu is also only a companion

[severe shoal]

flame where do u even access bad batch dlc

i cant find the characters anywhere in the char menu

[sudden ledge]

do you have the deluxe version??

[severe shoal]

yea

[sudden ledge]

i assumed it would already be installed

[severe shoal]

the othwrs are

[sudden ledge]

weird

[severe shoal]

its just BB thats a problem

[vivid anchor]

riot if there is no super ultimate, deluxe version

[severe shoal]

That's the preorder of deluxe

[sudden ledge]

if only i didn’t buy the game as a key

could’ve gotten ma money back or bought it on console

[severe shoal]

Just plug in a controller

[sudden ledge]

the graphics are the problem

i get like 10 frames

[severe shoal]

rip thats the same for everyone

[vivid anchor]

😂

[sudden ledge]

[humble sequoia]

In the new lego star wars game?

[sudden ledge]

ye

[humble sequoia]

Rip

[sudden ledge]

we got season 1 mando

and gorgu as a companion

[humble sequoia]

They better have grogu in it

[sudden ledge]

they do just not a character

[humble sequoia]

Yes

Oh

[torpid smelt]

that would be SO COOL. But like, yeah, it'd be huge spoilers for the end of s1 and s2 so i'm glad they don't

[sudden ledge]

truee

maybe in a few months or smthn

[candid mist]

do they have moff gideon?

[sudden ledge]

i think so

[candid mist]

they could have it with him

[grim prairie]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

[candid mist]

im bein laughed at by a default discord pfp, worst day of my life

[sudden ledge]

if i remember correctly he had a blaster

[grim prairie]

It’s like buying a kid a ps3 for Christmas after the release of ps5 AHAHAHA

[humble sequoia]

Hey the ps3 is still a good console

[sudden ledge]

when vr first came out i asked my parents to get me one the agreed

they got me those ones you put your phone in

[severe shoal]

LOL google cardboard

[grim prairie]

This one is not as funny

But brownie point for trying c:

[severe shoal]

theyre

either very stupid or dense as hell

[hollow nacelle]

which is the house design that you liked the most guys?

[sudden ledge]

like the emblem??

[hollow nacelle]

nooo, in the game, like the common rooms

[sudden ledge]

ah

we didn’t see much of em

[grim prairie]

Give me the real deal in the game

[civic void]

AVADA KEDAVRA !!!

[severe shoal]

anyone notice how crappy it would be to be a ravenclaw? like, you have to answer riddles just to get into your common room and if you fail, you get locked out until another student comes by to open it

[grim prairie]

Gryffindor is least interesting cuz we seen it so many times in the movies

[candid mist]

smh

[hexed shore]

Just have to be on the ball Lucky

[hollow nacelle]

i found the slytherin a little empty :/

[candid mist]

crappy? if ur a ravenclaw then u can answer the questions EZ

[grim prairie]

Swift arrest this fool, he tryna catch a body in here

[candid mist]

if ur not a ravenclaw ofc itd seem crappy loool

[sudden ledge]

we saw only a few seconds of it

[humble sequoia]

imagine if there's a bugged riddle so u cant enter

[sudden ledge]

lmao

[candid mist]

just slam the door open

[severe shoal]

game lags and youre locked out until an npc happens to walk by

[last trail]

yall have any info on the release date?

[sudden ledge]

imagine accidentally clicking the wrong answer

[severe shoal]

holidays 2022

[candid mist]

end of year

[severe shoal]

💀

[last trail]

okey thanks both of you 🙂

[humble sequoia]

imagine a hufflepuff trait is being fat

[grim prairie]

Fat like a cat

[severe shoal]

i lowkey wanted to start off as a first year 😐

[sudden ledge]

same

[severe shoal]

and progress through the years

[sudden ledge]

sadly we start as a damn fifth year

not third or second FIFTH

[severe shoal]

sadly we start as a fifth year who's behind everybody

[grim prairie]

You can do that in Harry Potter RP servers on gmod

[humble sequoia]

I remember phone vr lol

[sudden ledge]

[candid mist]

smh thats the whole appeal, being a 5th year

[humble sequoia]

i'd like going through years as well but that would mean a lot of restrictions in what we could learn and explore

[severe shoal]

but arent you an old geezer as a 5th year

[candid mist]

Order of the phoenix was the 5th book, the best one

simple as that

[severe shoal]

how old are 5th years again

[grim prairie]

And the longest too

[severe shoal]

15? 16?

[candid mist]

like 16

[grim prairie]

15

1 year 11

2 year 12

Etc

[rain mesa]

Umbridge👌

[humble sequoia]

turn 16 i think

[sudden ledge]

so a 5th year would be 15

[grim prairie]

Turning 16, yes

[hollow nacelle]

are seasons going to exist?

[humble sequoia]

yes

[sudden ledge]

cool

[rain mesa]

We’re playing through a whole school year

[sudden ledge]

only a year?

[grim prairie]

I’m gonna drop out of Hogwarts asap

And work as a bartender at a pub in hogsmead

[foggy depot]

We dont know how long the game will be, but as they mentioned changing seasons it must be at least 1 year.

[candid mist]

watch the State of Play, it is fr amazing amazing

[humble sequoia]

That state of play was so good ngl

[severe shoal]

yea we play through the span of 1 year

[candid mist]

a year in the book lasts far longer than it felt in the movies

[severe shoal]

well its a movie and they timeskipped

[grim prairie]

Rewatched it 3 times

[candid mist]

im gonna assume HL is what a book to movie adaptation would be like if they couldve put every detail in

[hexed shore]

Understandable

[humble sequoia]

Tbh it take like 9+ hours to read one of the books

[foggy depot]

Yeah, I imagine a year will be longer Im the game than in a movie... More than max 3 hours 😂

[severe shoal]

troll rebellion 😩

[candid mist]

and how long was the movies 👀

[humble sequoia]

i just want a lot of hours of content, i don't need it to be GOTY just give me a lot of hp

[severe shoal]

2 hours, 15 seconds

deathly hallows was technically the longest film, but it was split into 2

[candid mist]

im just being cheeky but yeah, i think 1 year in hogwarts is a lot is all im saying 😂

[rain mesa]

Tbf no one has the attention span to watch a 4+ hour movie

[foggy depot]

To me it does look like they will try to give lot of story and content but ofc cant know until I know

[humble sequoia]

It probs will be goty and will probs get a goty award aswell

[hollow nacelle]

i hope we can play like in the holidays

[open gyro]

Fun Fact: Chris Rock didnt realize Jada had alopecia

[humble sequoia]

I think we can

[civic void]

Then only riddle ur getting is riddle Marvolo

[foggy depot]

I do have the attention span to binge 2 seasons of series but yea theres breaks ofc

[sudden ledge]

let’s not get cocky yet

[grim prairie]

Hl is cool but I don’t think it will outgoty elden ring

[foggy depot]

Yeah playing in late fall will be ideal

[candid mist]

the movie will be made for me and only me

[humble sequoia]

are you saying xmas at hogwarts

[civic void]

@grim prairie
AVADA KEDAVRA !!

[open gyro]

I had a dream i bought elden rin

[foggy depot]

Xmas at hogwarts!!! 💖

[severe shoal]

im genuinely gonna be honest, ER isn't really what people make it out to be

[open gyro]

and I agree. HL will probably not be a GOTY contender

[civic void]

@foggy depot AVADA KEDAVRA !

[candid mist]

xmas at hogwarts, but no hagrid to carry the tree inside 😭

[open gyro]

but we will know when the game comes out I guess

[civic void]

AVADA KEDAVRA to you all !!!

[grim prairie]

Can you be dishonest instead?

[golden peak]

what’s GOTY?

[candid mist]

game of the year

[open gyro]

elden ring

[grim prairie]

Game of the year

[golden peak]

Ahhhhh okay

[candid mist]

endoplasmic reticulum

[civic void]

Game of Thrones Youth

[foggy depot]

Rip

[severe shoal]

no because it's not as great as people say. i played it myself and didn't have a skill issue. it just wasn't fun for me lol

[open gyro]

I think it was fun for more people then it isnt

[grim prairie]

But if HL releases in November-December, it won’t have to compete with elden ring

[candid mist]

i liked it a lot, i dont usually like those kinds of games

[open gyro]

ya its gonna compete for the 2023 spot

[severe shoal]

its a well made game, just not enjoyable

[rain mesa]

I disagree, it’ll probably beat Elden Ring in terms of content and maybe even combat

[candid mist]

i dont think id play elden ring more than 2 or 3 times tho

[open gyro]

its already coming out to late to compete for 2022

[grim prairie]

This year is about elden ring and god of war Ragnarok my lads and lassies

[severe shoal]

heard no one talk about gow

[open gyro]

Were all wrong until HL comes out. we cant say if its going to be a good game or not. people who are saying its going to be the best game ever made are wrong

[sudden ledge]

same kinda forgot about it for a while

[foggy depot]

I think hl has party different market as it should pull non gamers to the game too

[severe shoal]

it's prob better to compare it to like, jedi fallen order

since they seem similar in terms of style

[sudden ledge]

huh your right now that i think about it

[humble sequoia]

nothing wrong with being hopeful

[sudden ledge]

ye but saying its gonna be goty is a bit much

[rain mesa]

Its the same genre as Elden Ring though

[open gyro]

Im gonna get gow 4. im so excited. i think my uncle has the first 3 or the 2nd and 3rd or maybe none but im borrowing his ps3 for rdr1 and im so excited

[candid mist]

idk for a non fan of HP, elden ring would probably win them over

id hope to be wrong tho?

[humble sequoia]

true

[candid mist]

its all about preference i guess

theres also something about games being related to big franchises that turns ppl off

[open gyro]

I think were gonna get news on this game in june and im so excited!!

[candid mist]

june?!

[sudden ledge]

as long as i love the franchise i don’t care most of the time

[open gyro]

TGA also has a summer fest so im expecting info at the summer fest

[candid mist]

same same

[sudden ledge]

damn thats around my bday

[rain mesa]

Well its not really because it’s a standalone story

[humble sequoia]

The more I see the less I know the more I like to let it go

Hey ohhhhhhh

[candid mist]

yeah but people who dont know that will assume

[humble sequoia]

that your relation with HL?

[rain mesa]

I’m actually glad they’re not making another Harry Potter game, I don’t think I’d be hyped for that

[candid mist]

really? 😂

[sudden ledge]

i would be happy but i would rather get hl by lightyears

[humble sequoia]

Soosy Barka

Suzy Barker

[open gyro]

they wouldnt make as much money if they made a harry potter game imo

[sudden ledge]

oh new tweet

[civic void]

Guys im sleepy

[candid mist]

show

hi bacon, sleep bacon

[open gyro]

already a million harry potter games, people would assume that they need to know about harry potter and wouldnt buy it etc

[humble sequoia]

Bacon never sleeps it only fries

[verbal parrot]

was hoping for some random official promo images for the HP Wiki.

[sudden ledge]

oh just the duel clip from the trailer

[humble sequoia]

i have a stupid question, should I get the minalima or the other illustrated books?

[candid mist]

minalima?

[humble sequoia]

?

[potent kayak]

Yes!

[humble sequoia]

which one?

[candid mist]

illustrated

[potent kayak]

I mean aren’t there only the first 2?

[open gyro]

https://twitter.com/HogwartsLegacy/status/1512113049662074887?cxt=HHwWjsC5ldSzjfwpAAAA new tweet isnt even new

[humble sequoia]

they both are lol

[potent kayak]

Oh, illustrated

[humble sequoia]

Why is it sunny then raining then sunny then raining

[scarlet walrus]

All the tweets they have been putting out have been shots from the State of Play but it's still nice to see them active.

[crystal turtle]

Hi guys, where can I download the game?!

[sudden ledge]

ye just saw it got excited then checked it

[rain mesa]

Yeah because the wizarding world is so rich of lore it’d be a lost opportunity to not explore it and focus on a death beaten story

[humble sequoia]

minalima has the cool interactive stuff and reimagining and i heard some of the art on the illustrated one is creepy

[candid mist]

ofc ofc

[open gyro]

it isnt out yet

[sudden ledge]

true better then nothing on the radar

[candid mist]

i would still be hyped tho

[crystal turtle]

Will it be paid?!

[humble sequoia]

the recent xbox consoles, recent playstation consoles , and switch. it is unknown about pc

[open gyro]

yep

[true juniper]

Obviously

[sudden ledge]

[open gyro]

60 dollars american

[sudden ledge]

you excepted this to be free???

[humble sequoia]

[open gyro]

its fine guys its fine. its good they asked, now they know

[humble sequoia]

i saw the cost is 59.97 for the game

[sudden ledge]

i guess

[crystal turtle]

Wow 5 thousand rubles

[true juniper]

What free games that are singleplayer and have no micro-transactions do you know?

[humble sequoia]

im still looking which version of the book i should get lol ill ask my friends though

[sudden ledge]

i have not an ounce of a clue how expensive that is

[open gyro]

ya, 60 dollars is 5000 ruble

[humble sequoia]

watch me do my azonto

[humble sequoia]

Astros playroom

[crystal turtle]

It is expensive

[open gyro]

thats the equivalent

[humble sequoia]

[open gyro]

thats usually how much most games cost

[candid mist]

it is the normal game cost yea

[crystal turtle]

No, for me as a Russian person it is quite expensive

[rain mesa]

Id rather they make HM a paid game and get rid of microtransactions

[sudden ledge]

played it for like 5 minutes it was a fun game

[true juniper]

Itll cost whatever the rest of your AAA games cost

[candid mist]

Hogwarts Mystery 2

[open gyro]

for us, thats how much AAA games cost

[true juniper]

And thats exactly what it is :)

[sudden ledge]

i just realized it might be 62 dollars

[humble sequoia]

59.99

[crystal turtle]

No

[sudden ledge]

[candid mist]

itll cost 499

sorry

[sweet trail]

How yall know the price yet lmao

[open gyro]

you probably dont play a lot of AAA games. thats the default prices for those games

[sudden ledge]

at that point i’d just buy a pc

[open gyro]

best buy and amazon started pre order

[candid mist]

costs 499 for pc too

[rain mesa]

Is this a thing?

[candid mist]

god i hope not

[sweet trail]

amazon started preorder before anything else?

i wouldnt trust that imo

[sudden ledge]

fr

[rain mesa]

Have to milk the cows (hp fans)

[open gyro]

amazon is pretty trustworthy imo

[sudden ledge]

if their gonna make it a thing at least remove the stupid energy thing

[sweet trail]

yea could be

ima just lay back and wait for the ps store pre order

[open gyro]

same but its probably gonna be the same thing..

[limber thunder]

hi guys is there an expected release date for this game? everythings got me super excited

[scarlet walrus]

Late 2022. Probably not before November.

[sweet trail]

yea probably

[limber thunder]

thx looking forward to it

[open gyro]

They announced Holiday 2022

[humble sequoia]

ho ho ho

epic movie trailer guy voice This holiday, prepare yourself to witness…Hogwarts legacy

can't wait to see the speedruns

Rated T for teen

Broomruns

[scarlet walrus]

The speedruns are going to be people getting expelled on day one.

[native spear]

hey

[humble sequoia]

probably? it's gonna be fun to see the creative ways like I was blown away by the elden ring one

[native spear]

So how open world is this game going to be

[scarlet walrus]

We are not entirely sure yet but it does look to be quite a large open world to explore.

[severe shoal]

"Hogwarts Legacy takes players beyond Hogwarts to new and familiar locations including the Forbidden Forest and Hogsmeade Village."

there'll also be locations like diagon alley and stuff most likely

[sudden ledge]

we know you can go around the world with a broom

[severe shoal]

^^

[native spear]

I hope we can wander around

[ebon vapor]

Any idea which holiday?

[native spear]

and its not too restricted

[open gyro]

December

[sudden ledge]

you can

[native spear]

I mean cant expect it to be like elden ring but yea

[open gyro]

christmas

[humble sequoia]

is my

[severe shoal]

itll pretty much be like that

[scarlet walrus]

Holiday in this sense just means the period around and between Thanksgiving and Christmas, so November December.

[sudden ledge]

why not right now

[native spear]

https://tenor.com/view/letgo-lets-goooo-pickles-lets-go-excited-gif-13808708

[severe shoal]

at least from my interpretation

[ebon vapor]

I heard some rumors from internet that they gonna delay until 2023, I hope it's not true

[native spear]

i hope soo too. But it would be diff to make it that open. Fingers crossed

[native spear]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[severe shoal]

most likely not

[sudden ledge]

maybe places like a town or smthn would need a loading zone or smthn? beside that i think its gonna be open world

[severe shoal]

hogsmeade, diagon alley, hogwarts, forbidden forest, etc

cus we see the stone bricks that hagrid tapped that lead into diagon alley in one of the trailers^

[humble sequoia]

man don't hype me up, plenty months left

[ebon vapor]

Can't wait 😫

[severe shoal]

so we might even have london and the leaky cauldron

[humble sequoia]

AYAYA

[severe shoal]

😩

[sudden ledge]

fr

stop hyping us up

[full falcon]

hype me

[sudden ledge]

slytherin

[full falcon]

slytherpuff actually

[scarlet walrus]

Months to go but we have nearly done the first one since State of Play already so time will fly.

[sudden ledge]

it do be flyin

[humble sequoia]

yep yep

[hexed shore]

time better go fast

[scarlet walrus]

For you it has to go slower.

[humble sequoia]

LOL

[mystic barn]

I'm Ravenpuff

[full falcon]

shibapuff

[hexed shore]

literally so mean of u stranger

[scarlet walrus]

Thank you.

[humble sequoia]

i rate that a 10/10

[violet vigil]

i'm seeing FB tomorrow

[near stirrup]

[open gyro]

Mods being mean to each other

[near stirrup]

Everyone is mean to swift honestly

[open gyro]

cant they just mute each other

[full falcon]

swift seems like a nice lady

[humble sequoia]

mod hate should be standardized no

[near stirrup]

Swift is the server little sister that you just bully for the enjoyment

[full falcon]

i thought that was malus

[open gyro]

what about me

[full falcon]

you also seem nice but i've seen less of you, so, tbd

[humble sequoia]

timtom changes face every week give or take

Greetings

[hexed shore]

Bully for the enjoyment

[humble sequoia]

Bully was a fun game

[hexed shore]

Greetings Lewy Lewis

[full falcon]

a slytherhuff would never

[open gyro]

swift is swifty with it

[golden peak]

oooo that was a fun game

[humble sequoia]

They were gonna make a bully 2 but it got scrapped apparently

[full falcon]

i gotta watch some bully playthrough cause everyone talks about it

[hexed shore]

It is a very fun game - outdated now though

[dire quail]

Bully is okay imo

[golden peak]

my brother and I would play it alot

[humble sequoia]

bully remaster would be dope

[dire quail]

Dk why people think this game should be like bully

[hexed shore]

neither graphics nor mechanics really hold up

[scarlet walrus]

It very nearly got banned in the UK on release.

[dire quail]

Why

[humble sequoia]

Yeah I remember haha

[golden peak]

why lmaooo

[hexed shore]

Not surprising considering you could run folks over in a tricycle and throw rotten eggs at teachers and stuff

[humble sequoia]

They had to change the name so in UK it’s called Canis Canem Edit

you smooch smooch everyone

[full falcon]

brb googling bully release date and comparing it to columbine shootings

[scarlet walrus]

Do goody type people thought it was a game about bullying and tried to get it banned, they had to change the name to Canis Canem Edit to get it released.

[hexed shore]

Research wasnt happy about violence in videogames concerning school aged people

[humble sequoia]

sounds normal to me

[hexed shore]

i wouldnt want to have gone to school at the same time as you, ratboxer

[humble sequoia]

Ahh video game violence and school age kids

[dire quail]

I mean its just a game its not like people would do that irl

[humble sequoia]

A tale as old as *video games

[hexed shore]

2006 was a different time

[humble sequoia]

I think some mainstream media still shows video games in a bad light but not as bad as years ago

[humble sequoia]

why not, i'm a nice rat

[golden peak]

ahem, the slender man girls

[dire quail]

?

[full falcon]

this is clearly a problem with girls, not with video games

[hexed shore]

Im sure Rat

[golden peak]

Just look it up, idk if it’s appropriate to say here

[humble sequoia]

we mostly did a lot of stupid stuff, i was gonna say nothing rude but i'd be lying

[dire quail]

I mean idk what that has to do with the game but ok

[hexed shore]

Yeah my friends were the same - most we got into was throwing peoples shoes onto roofs

[full falcon]

y'all remember marble hornets 🥲

[golden peak]

just means children are easily influenced that’s all

[humble sequoia]

you guys were menaces

oh, we locked teachers out of the classroom and after our classes we'd hang all the furnitures in the roof

anyways we shoved someone off a cliff

[dire quail]

Bruh 💀

[hexed shore]

Life???

[humble sequoia]

❓

[dire quail]

We used to bully the teachers in class get detention and yeah

[hexed shore]

I wouldnt admit your committed crimes here

[humble sequoia]

Ok so imagine bungee jumping but the net under is safe

And they said falling in there is ok too which seems like fault on them

[full falcon]

im trying to remember the absolutely most unethical thing i've done

[humble sequoia]

oh easy

we also had water balloon wars that sometimes ended up in someone hitting the electrics and shut it down

[hexed shore]

Well perhaps not the most, keep it at a nice light level

omg

Rat you were a menace

[humble sequoia]

cliff thing but without the rope net at the bottom

[dire quail]

LMAO

[humble sequoia]

I have a Harry Potter question

If the guards of Azkaban are dementors
Do they provide food to the prisoners?

[full falcon]

literally the worst i can think of is stealing from my best friend and not telling her about it for a decade.

[near stirrup]

If you don't get caught, have you really committed a crime though?

[hexed shore]

They have to have done - I assume there are prison guards maybe?

[full falcon]

yeah they feed it to them like a baby bird

reverse kiss

[humble sequoia]

… no

[hexed shore]

reverse- no clever

[full falcon]

its canon!

[hexed shore]

I have never thought of that before and nor do I ever want to think of it again

[humble sequoia]

think of me

[dire quail]

I mean the prisoners dont need food when they get there souls sucked out of them from a dementors kiss

[formal void]

so will this Just be Single player, or will we be able to coop?

[humble sequoia]

single

[hexed shore]

Itll be entirely Single!

[humble sequoia]

single player

just like swift

[dire quail]

Single

[humble sequoia]

to match our lifestyle

[formal void]

i hope someone makes a mod

[hexed shore]

rat...

[humble sequoia]

ayyyy bro

[full falcon]

i feel like sirius' whole story arc after azkaban was really glossed over and its just not right

[humble sequoia]

my b swift homie

[humble sequoia]

But they have to survive till the trial atleast 😂

[formal void]

i would like to run the whole world of hogwarts with my girlfriend

[hexed shore]

Literally like. He starved, turned into a dog and escaped. well how

[dire quail]

They eat rocks

[humble sequoia]

well dogs are cool

Ahh

[grim prairie]

Magic

[hexed shore]

how

[humble sequoia]

Ok

probably let him go yknow

[full falcon]

and 13 years to be like "hey wait my animagus"

[hexed shore]

isnt it across a ton of water, how does he have a wand?

[grim prairie]

Magical swimming

[full falcon]

maybe hagrid got him back his motorbike

[humble sequoia]

guys are you asking about the logics in a magical world

[dire quail]

Wait i dont get it so dogs are in the muggle world? So how did ron know about them

[hexed shore]

yes

[humble sequoia]

Ron probably … saw a dog

[restive wraith]

ramadan

[humble sequoia]

you're a dog

[hexed shore]

how did he even get away with being a huge grim dog in the wizarding world and not abducted by some animal place in the human world... and if he turned into a man, where did he even hide

[dire quail]

In trees

[humble sequoia]

👿 you’re lucky you’re cute

[hexed shore]

He was literally public enemy #1

[dire quail]

Shadows

[humble sequoia]

💋

[hexed shore]

Trees the answer for everything

[dire quail]

Id rather be a little rat than a big dog

[humble sequoia]

my man

[grim prairie]

Swift you’re just angry Sirius wasn’t caught and you couldn’t adopt him through the animal shelter admit it

[dire quail]

Im not ur man 😑

[humble sequoia]

not you

[dire quail]

Oh lol

[humble sequoia]

you can’t be his man

[full falcon]

if harry potter had been a white woman in beginning of PoA

[humble sequoia]

👿it shan’t be allowed

[humble sequoia]

stop

don’t continue

[full falcon]

sirius woulda been adopted, wearing a bowtie, eating raw freezdried food in the first 20 minutes

[potent kayak]

Lol what’s happening

[grim prairie]

Swift is trying to adopt Sirius black in his dog form

[dire quail]

Also azkaban literally looks like its in the middle of the ocean how did sirius escape

[potent kayak]

Oh that’s fair lol

I’ve always wondered that

[scarlet walrus]

The best three words in the Enlgish language, he just did.

[hexed shore]

Im not sure I would adopt a man dog

[humble sequoia]

aren't you married

[dire quail]

Sirius can definitely swim that long

[grim prairie]

“Magic” is a viable excuse in the Harry Potter world

[humble sequoia]

[hexed shore]

Are you directing that married question at me?

[grim prairie]

He swam and then used teleportation or what’s it called

[humble sequoia]

i was just playing with the man dog part, but yehs

[hexed shore]

oh

[dire quail]

He didnt have his wand i think

[grim prairie]

Don’t you not need a wand to teleport?

[hexed shore]

You can probably still apparate without a wand, but surely it would have sparked red flags if someone had apparated right on the coast of a high security prison

[full falcon]

sirius has runes tattooed on him he probably used those

[hexed shore]

Cus ministry can "see" magic use

[vivid anchor]

are you unfamilar with plot armour 😂

[grim prairie]

So the ministry can see if we avada kedavra in HL?

[scarlet walrus]

My head canon is he seduced a dementor to escape.

[dire quail]

Imagine walking outside of Hogwarts in the dark and just getting surprise attacked by a dementor

[hexed shore]

please