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Like why they going out to Diagon alley to get the same books every time when they can literally just multiply the copies that they have?
true true bit i do think wizards life difference a lot they can repair stuff so don't need to spend money on that, they have no electricity, internet,... and altought hey can't create food they can just accio it from the local .
I mean if you have 10 kids and one becomes rich and successful you can mooch of them
Im assuming that they dont last forever and dont work exactly the same as the other. And alot of things likely couldnt be copied
Ik
Apparently arthur is mollie weasleys 2nd cousin
I’m sure the magical stuff can’t be multiplied like wands but textbooks?
I feel things like money, books etc would have magical protection to stop them being copied
always good to keep it in the family 😉
harry potter and the money laundering operation
Magical drm
dont you also need a permit to have a wand n stuff
i remember newt scamander in fantastic beasts needed a permit to have a wand in the US when he traveled
authors must get their money from the sales haha
Harry could’ve given them part of his money tho like he had so much
||this theory makes the most sense both for the Wizarding world and our world. Pregnant woman shouldnt drink polyjuice. Why?
we know that everything a mother drinks or eats or smokes, ends up going to the baby through blood and digestive system,
if a mother drinks polyjuice , the polyjuice would find its way to the baby.
in this case, not only the mother transforms into the person, but the baby aswell.
thus the baby growing into the size of a person inside a mother,
they both transform, but the mother dies.
the baby with its underdeveloped brain is trapped in the body that cannot function, cannot live because the baby's brain cannot control or comprehend the autonomous functions of the person they transformed into. soon after the baby dies too||
true but what about muggle money? get like a 500 euro bill, duplicate it like 100x times and exchange that money at gringotts for wizards money
Going off of the books, food loses nutrients and flavor the more it gets duplicated. It's one of the reasons Ron was suffering so much in the 7th book. After he splinched and barely survived he wasn't getting enough nutrition and he never really recovered.
@keen lotus harry gave the weasleys the money he won from the triwizard cup
Yo yo yo
Ik but he already had a lot before that
I am suddenly getting flash backs from the bloody Barron quest from the Witcher now
Well, he gave it to Fred and George, who used it to build their joke shop and became wildly successful.
I think everyone pretty much assumed that money has an anti multiplying charm on it. Maybe there’s like a wizard patent for books so that for it to be published they have to put a charm on it to stop them from being multiplied
They can likely identify magically copied objects. There probably a whole department
Good evening folks
Heyaa
yoo sleepy
hey
okay then exchange it at a muggle bank for other notes, and exchange that money
Hello 👋
that is dark indeed
if it was so simple as duplicating stuff then people would have duplicated the elder wand already,so nope it aint work like that
Oh, I'm sure the goblins would have a thing or two in place to keep the currency from leaving their control.
only to the twins to open the joke shop
this, i like to believe in the magic world they have stuff to prevent that
I’m sure they do
yeah, there must some magic rules we don't know about
hell even with the duplicating curse that they put on bellatrix's vault,the things that multiply will disintegrate after
Aye got some good deals ona board game sale
nice, what games?
btw anyone down for some hp skribblio? would have to make some stuff up i guess
What’s that?
even muggle money? cause in i believe HP 3 it's said that Hermione parents exchange muggle money for wizards money at gringotts so if you just copy euro's exchange them at a bank for other euro's there's no way gringotts will know that
you get a word, draw it and everyone else guess what you're drawing
Duplication seems to also act as an effective security measure. Someone tries to get something from your vault and everything starts duplicating if they don't have access to it it becomes near impossible to find an original piece that you want to steal.
Ohh that game
Lord of the rings monopoly, godtear +2 extensions for it and mcu trivia
could be interesting, might be chaotic depending on the number of persons 😂
Good stuff I say
true
Well that's where we start entering complicated economics. Despite how good the world building is, I don't think J.K. Rowling thought the whole economy through.
Harry Potter and the cost of living crisis
Lol
nice! (though i don't know godtear)
@tame gorge well atleast the world keeps building even more and getting expanded with fantastic beasts movies
true
like we now have a whole wizard election for the ICW
Its a tabletop game
2 players
Good for me and my brother
the worst part about being a wizard student under the age of 17 is being unable to use your wand for 3 months
a whole summer without using your wand and doing magic...man that must be awful
Not the end of the world
Play some tabletop games xd
Bro, it's the so much the end
Except in the movies where they constantly break the rules
ohh okay!
nah idk about yall but i would be so mad having to do muggle things
Imagine you test a new drug and you become addict, THEN you need to stop just the day after
i would just stay at hogwarts just to use magic, i'll turn way too lazy after using 1 year of magic, no way i'll go back to the old ways
@empty shadow well mostly harry and he would have gotten fully expelled if it werent for dumbledore stepping in
For 3 whole months, gonna smack my head so much
Looks like most of you will xd
I would hide in the kitchen, asking the house elves to keep me hidden when we need to go back
Not that the part where Harry practices lumos also the part where hermione fixes his glasses in diagon alley
yeah I never understood why harry could use lumos to read his book when he wasn't supposed to before Vernon came in his room
Gotta keep the body trained incase you can't use magic for some reason yk xd
Imagine playing Dungeons and Dragons 😭 grow up man
Wandless magic
Welcome to the movies
i never played DnD but i've watched it
D&D is good stuff tho?
@empty shadow i dont think lumos is a important enough spell to make the ministry angry but other things like stupefy,expelliarmus,wingardium leviosa and expecto patronum definitely are
Yea even google says he should’ve gotten a letter of the ministry
😂 is it only in the movies then? I can't remember
Yea
that's brilliant!
Yeahhh only movies
There’s also the fact he was doing it near muggles
i rly doubt lumos would make fudge or any other minister expell a student
i'm a grow-up and i love D&D?
muggles that were aware of wizards @empty shadow
It would because he still wasn’t allowed to use magic outside of school
Yeah D&D is awesome xd
haha yeah he should have lol
Lol
Yes under the age of seventeen
okay then I understand the non sense a bit more
Muggles that were still aware when he got in trouble yr 5
Yea
mostly cuz of fudge's stupidity
No one can, even if you need to throw garbage, you need to do that like a fricking muggle
Then you haven’t grown up
If you can't have some fun in life whats the point??
I am 21 and I love D&D 👀
tbf, a lot of people would say you haven't grown up if you're into hp as well
Yea but that’s bullshit
i'm pretty sure i have
next thing you're saying is that Lego is only for kids...
I’m 22 and about to start a new session of DnD
ngl even if i was a student under the age of 17 during the summer i would still bring my wand anywhere i went outside
Growing up doesn’t mean u can’t like things u used to love as kid
Rosie, would you like to burn people with us slytherin? 👉👈
cuz being a wizard always brings you some kind of trouble and danger anywhere you go
Hell yeah go throw some goblins xd
I’ll bring cookies
Nah, you never have to "grow up". Loving childhood enjoyments just means you grow up loving something. There's no age range on hobbies 
hi guys
Lego games yes real lego building no
better be chocolate chip cookies
Exactly
Im 28 with two kids and still like Pokémon if growing up means not liking what I wanna like then I guess I’m not growing up
adults can enjoy d&d too, I actually know more adults playing d&d than when i was a teen 😂
Niiice
some hobbies do have age range
Ofc one of my faves
: l
heyy
can you play with legos when you are 100 years old?
well can you inform my work then that i'm not longer allowed to work since i'm a kid ^^
Guess who apparated into the chat
Yes
I knew I had grew up when I wasn't afraid anymore of teletubbies
Yo guys I’m joking I love D&D
Of course
can't do, it's written on the box
Heya
only some sets, most of them say 3-99
@narrow slate ill be the first to break the rules when i turn 100
Rosie Rose
ayy my babygal ghost
A useless boi
Pause
Ghosty ghost
I won't tell anyone
You ghosted
Just got my first tattoo today, was the deathly hallows symbol!
I only realized why they were called that when I was in high school
what's up? How are you
ohh nice, can we see it?
You mean the best in our house lol
Kewl did it hurt?
Wtf
Ohh nice!
alright and you?
I've been gaming
Oo, was it painful?
cool!
good thanks
Wasn't as bad as I thought, it was sore going over the more boney areas
What
Hi I am new here.
I see
Pretty much
hi n ew
Welcome!
Whats up
welcome pick a house #🏰choose-your-house if you like
Heya welcome ^^
I'll post it in art
Okii
welcome
Hey guys thank you so much, I really appreciate it. People are very good here. 👍🏻
i can't play more cs go or i am going to break this room apart
Do it
Poof
play overwatch, double the tilt half the playtime
I'm being honest here but I only saw the first movie so I chose Gryfindor
did you already smash the dining table?
wdym that game tilts you outta this world
Completely understandable
Of course you did
play valorant
U can do a quiz on wizardingworld.com
Join slytherin
Take the pottermore quiz!
If u ever want a lowdown on what each house means I'm sure people can help as well!
ik but ow is worse xD
that's up to you mate but if you like there are quizes online to determine your house
Do you guys think the pottermore one is the best one? Or has anyone taken others?
Pottermore is best
RAVENCHADS UNITE
Ohhh ok. Right. I'll do it now ma'am.
Ravendoofs
No building fortnite >>
Yay
I’m curious what is everyone’s patronus?
More like raven bad lol (jk jk)
Mine is a minx cat
Hyena
Nice!
bandicoot
not yet
Crash
Mine is a dolphin which I’m super happy about
Cute!
Mine was a Heron
it's been a few years tho
Slytherrats lol
i don't need a patronus i'll kill the threat myself
dolphins can't move on land
Absolutely right man, and is that the site Wizardingworld.com?
That’s a bird right?
Oof
My patronus is a polar bear
Lmao they can fly
Cool
Mm
Yep!
Raven cringe
also remember no matter what house you get all houses have brought great wizards and witches and the sorting head will always listen to your choose if you for example refuse to be a slyherin
I wish you could have your patronus as a lil pet
except if you pick gryffindor, slytherin or ravenclaw
I know that doesn’t make sense but 🤷🏻♂️😍

It’s a cute idea
Imagine if you could only use water type animal patronuses in the water 💀 💀
there are many that's one of them
Wanna say that again scabbers
That’s the one
Gimme some gillyweed and im ready to go
Avada Kedavra to all of you!
Alright then bro, I'll go for Gryfindor then
How dare you
Gryffindork
And Crucio to you!
It’s fun to take the quiz tho
lmao he has nft in his name :S
More like sectumsempra
And guys, one more question. Is there anyway I can contact to PORTKEY games? Do they have some kind of email?? Because i didnt find any
Buy him for 1 penny
Guys cool it with the unforgivables
kekw
Crucio
Tarantellegra
Idk
☠️
Not harry potter related sorry😭😭 but have y’all played resident evil village?? I just got it
Wassup guyz? Discovered this discord just a few seconds ago...Glad to be here
Oh no idk what this means
Ask @ivory coral he knows everything
it means DANCE
The spell that makes u dance idk how yo spell iit correctly lol
My sister and her bf have played it’s they say it’s scary asf they like horror tho so
levicorpus
A̵͊͆n̵̓̚ ̵̤̽e̴͘͝y̵͍͊ë̵́̀l̷̉͗e̵͒̓s̶̟̋s̵̀͊ ̸͌͆a̶̋̅b̶̽̒ó̷̐m̶̔̽i̴͊̑n̵͋̚â̸̿ẗ̴́͋i̷̒̈́o̷͂̂ǹ̸͝ ̷͒̑w̶͐̄i̶̔̑t̵͑̀h̸̛̏ ̷̛͘s̶̉̍e̸̾͝ṽ̷̕e̷͗̓n̴͗͝ ̴̛̂ḿ̸̋o̵͛̈́û̸̕t̶͌̒ḧ̸̿s̵͌͝.̴̀̈́
No im scared of everything lmao
Welcome!
Rectusempra
Oh … it’s…. It’s workinggg 🕺🏼🕺🏼🕺🏼
All it takes is a simple google search
All I need is a PR CONTACT
Feel the blues
welcome mate
Was it confirmed in this game if you could create multiple of characters or not yet?
maybe try the developers official website then
I don’t think it’s confirmed but I’m sure u can restart play throughs or something bruh
Okay dark lord
7 charactor slots, one good and one evil for all the houses except for hufflepuff cause they're all goodie two shoes ^^
https://avalanchestudios.com/connect for example?
someone “leaked” the game may come out some time in september.. though they did say holiday 2022🤷🏻♀️
I did bro and didnt find an email. The thing is I am a Youtuber with more then 1000 subscribers and all I need is a PR CONRACT.
Are we still holding out hope for an earlier release?
Best summer ever if that's the case
Who told u that? I mean I’m a goodie 2 shoes lmao but plenty off hufflepuffs want to be a dark wizard
But I didn't understand one thing ... You will be able to be a bad guy to affect the end of the game or the complete gameplay?
you hoping for a beta key?
Why u wanna contact em so bad u trynna get a job?
I don’t try to think about it
Complete I think
I'd go to Twitter Insom 
idk who is their pr guy
Let’s all go the theme park together
i try not to get my expectations too high buttttt
all the hufflepuffs i meet are the nicest and sweetest people never met an A...le hufflepuff
Im down
I’ll travel to Florida
Same lol but ya know I read comments under the trailer so
Love this....
i’ve been to the orlando park it was so fun but i wish i bought more candy
Omg
Ohh no no bro, I apologize for misunderstanding, english is not my native language. I just need to send them an email
I think @keen lotus is a secret slytherin plotting under a hufflepuff name
I hope so
Nope I’m 100% Hufflepuff
I’ve never been but I am DYING
Oh aight
GO
nah she seems way too lovely for that
Exactly … too lovely
Oh the Orlando Harry Potter part of universal is amazing
You have to watch out for the overly nice ones. They betray you the most
It’s in my nature I can’t help it
The Rosiee conspiracy xdd
I tried to change my username and it won’t let me ☠️ I’m stuck a as Ron’s dad
I’ve never betrayed anyone everyone betrays me
I went there for my grad bash
trust me i'm a slytherin i can't fake beeing that nice
☠️
This is the most hufflepuff comment I’ve read
@ivory coral Hello Ghost. I heard from people here that you know everything. Can you please tell me if I can contact to PORTKEY Games VIA EMAIL?
lool
Lmao you’re right, I can’t either
welp that sucks, hope it didn't damage you ❤️
if y’all could have one location be in the game that isn’t confirmed yet what would it be like diagon alley, etc?
Goddamnit. @humble sequoia look what you did
Why would you want to do that?
It 1000% did do damage to me, but I’m a strong person I got through it❤️
Ghost if you know everything on what country should I bet in the next World cup?
My guy. I dont like sports. So I wouldn't know
Literally can’t think of anything else
Damn I was hoping to get rich xd
i'm glad to hear ^^ but if you ever wanna talk just pm me i'm a good listener and i've been through myself a lot
like the quidditch world cup being included or something
Thanks, same goes for you my pms are always open
Aw now I feel bad. I was just kidding Rosie!
Lmao 😂
I wonder if we’ll be able to explore the black lake
It’s okay no worries
Ask @humble sequoia and @humble sequoia they know everything around here
yeah i really want to see mermaids or ancient ruins
Oooh yeah that
Ohh yess
General question: which animal is your Patronus?
But I hate underwater dynamics in games, usually
Belgium
bubblehead charm would do the job for swimming
Minx cat and urs?
Argentina or Poland obviously
wait don't send it onto me
otter!!
King cobra
Im from belgium and can confirm not to bet on belgium
bet all your money on italy OMEGALUL
I always hold my breath if they’re long underwater it makes me claustrophobic
Cool
i have a bit of a fear of depths but i can do it in a game
goshawk
Liechtenstein? ^^
@brisk nebula It is because I am a youtuber with more than 1000 subscribers and I am a phenomenally huge fan of Warner bros games specially Shadow of mordor and Shadow of war. I do livestream on my channel for at least 5 to 6 HOURS EVERYDAY. So I need to send them an emai to portkey games and Warner bros games regarding Shadow of war for a review copy of the game.
I would also like to request transfiguration. Maybe even being an animagus? That’s would be amazing!
Honestly idk anything abbout sports xd
i really wonder how big this game is like boundaries and if swimming just how deep a lake will be
i am losing breath
Become werewolf
Is this the same lake you can see from the slytherin common room?
maybe we can get gillyweed and go to the bottom?
Same except about judo cuz I used to do that when. I was younger
😍😍
can we grow gillyweed?
Just look it up on google I suppose. From what I know portkey games doesn't have an email but they have Twitter, insta, and facebook
Also the addition of the mandrake as a weapon was so nostalgic for some reason
Does anyone else feel like hogwarts tournament of houses on HBO is staged? Like seriously the first question they just saw the scene and it’s obvious what madame Maxime pushed aside in the scene and they were acting like it was hard to remember even though they just saw it
@ivory coral EXACTLY SIR. That's the PROBLEM.
rabbit
is that a show
No eardrums will be left in the wizarding world when im done
A trivia show
WELL SIR. that's all she wrote ain't it.
I’m not following
Never saw it, it feels fake even from the previews
Doesn't work. Although, robbing a muggle bank with magic, and exchanging the money in Gringotts for galleons is a viable option.
He works for insomniac games bro you’ll get Wolverine and Spider-Man 2 early access if you help him bro
Lol
This deed worse than all the unforgivable curses combined
@ivory coral who??? I didnt notice
I'm gonna strangle you
Anyone here play for honor
i did when it came out
Take a chocolate chip cookie instead
Used to not anore tho
What food from the wizarding world you like to try irl?
They added crossplay
Why 😤
Really?
everything
Cuz they’re delicious👀
Chocolate frog obv
Yes for sure
Hmm
Lmao right? Chocolate frog is my main choice but just dinner in hogwarts would be amazing
🍪🍪🍪🍪
Butter beer and chocolate frog
they are really good, trust me
Im a sucker for chocolate lmao
First message lol
butterbeer (i’ve tried it, it’s so good) and treacle tart which is harry’s favorite and i made it it’s also good
Oh yea I wanna try butterbeer
👏
It’s gross
is it just me or does butterbeer sound nasty as hell
Heyaa
@ivory coral alright ghost. Apologies for disturbing. I'm leaving this group now. Thank you so much for answering.
It actually pretty good
i like it cold
The one they make irl is gross
It’s cuz of butter and beer combined
Anytime
it reminds me of rootbeer with butterscotch
Its easy and cheap to make tho just plop a stick of butter in some beer xd
That’s gross asf
It actually is served warm, but cold is acceptable as well. It’s a real life recipe
yeah it does sound bad.
Just give me good beer, wine, or mead
that sounds disgusting
mead for me pls
that's what i am saying right? why put butter in that cold good beer
Also always have been curious about pumpkin juice
That sounds like America with extra steps
i can’t decide if pumpkin juice sounds terrible or not
It’s not literally that
It does xd
idk about juice but my family ate pumpkin soup in germany and they absolutely loved it
I hate pumpkin but maybe it’s magically delicious?😂
Pumpkin soup is godly
Young man. We will NOT disrespect pumpkin pie in this house hold
maybe is a too big of a risk to try
apple pie >
yeah i don't know about it, i like pumpkin but i also like carrots but hate carrot juice so yeah idk
I never had pumpkin pie
I’m sorry! But hey, more for you
i’m happy there are seasons so we can spend christmas winter time in hogsmeade
Key lime pie>
Apple pie is good
That's why you're in Gryffindor
it's sooo good
why would you eat a key
So madam pomfrey takes care of u in the hospital wing
I'm gonna have to force feed you
apple pie > pumpkin pie
👀
I'll hold her down xd
Ayooo
well
home made hot apple pie with freshly made whip cream a scoop of ice cream is the best thing ever
I’ll willingly try it without being forced
🧐
Objection
i bought a spices candle and i want to eat it lowkey..
Overruled
im just attracted to fruit that's red and has any connotation towards my house ofc. actually i think it's just because you get more cinnamon flavour with it and you can have ice cream with apple pie whereas while i love pumpkin pie it has to be separate from other food and spices to be entirely enjoyable
Sigh, I'll admit apple pie is a close second but pumpin takes it for me
pumpkin>>>
Life stories be like
I don’t think so
i just kept typin y'know
Killer say what?
I'll devour it entirely by myself
what?
Like a white castles crave case
Green Apple candle smells so good it’s one of my favorites
Guilty Guilty!!🧑⚖️🧑⚖️
white castle 🤢
whats a white castle
Lemon pie>
Your life is forfeit heathen
yes, yes i am, what are you gonna do about it?
Get the hell out lmao.
every time i've had their food i've gotten sick!!
Nothing really xd
Cause your stomach sucks 😤
that's what i tought yeah
Cheese cake is good
it really does, i think it hates me
You should kill it
Im sorry sir it won't happen again
cracker barrell will break your stomach
Cheese cake is amazing
the saw pfp
cheese cake 🤤
cracker barrel is an experience though
Yuck
Go eat ur pumpkin pie then
i love the vibe in there but i got food poisoning
Oof
You guys ever tryed grass?
yes
No
Me neither
when I was like 4
Uncultured
why would you eat grass
i've had "steppe gras" does that count?
To feel green
Vegans
I guess
mardi gras
as a small kid probably me too
then yes, and i love it
Has anyone ever ate fry bread?
What’s that?
no
Fried bread?
What
It’s a native America dish
it’s a holiday where i live (louisiana)
What?
Now this this is good stuff
Native dish
why would you fry bread
Oh idk that one
💀
Toast?
It becomes fluffy actually
Why not?
to be fed
carbs>>
It’s fluffy yall
French toast is fried bread + eggs
Reeces>
Ik french toast
food>>>>>>
What fry?
Water >>>>
i used to live in france now im stuck in america☹️
Yeaaa, kinda sucks over here
Air>>>>>
france does seem better
Sleep>>>>>
life>>>>
Trees>>>>
let me fix that for you
*sparkling water >>>>
Gay
bruh noo
NO
Infinity>>>>>
YES!!!
harry potter>>>>>
Beyond>>>>
Forever>>>
Star trek > Star wars
books=movies i love both
Neither
You're a goddamn menace
fortnite > hogwarts legacy
Nowhere>>>>>>
or not
I'm telling the mods
Space>>>
harry>draco
same haha
🇼🇼🇼🇼🇼🇼
anyone>jk rowling
Dobby>harry
and I oop-
I like both tho
GTFO
dobby = dead
More than > less than
wow rude
Even>>
🚪leave
Therefore dead> harry xd
Nitro>>fueled
no no he has a point
that's what you get for saying such volgar words
Damn you leave the chat for 5 mins and it’s all descended into madness
LMAO YEAH
Deek vs Dobby
Welcome to the chat every 5 seconds 😂
dobby>>>
Deek Dobby Deathmatch snipers on shipment
Deek>>>>>>
fred weasley = dead weasley
Dobby bottomfrags
Mouse>rat
even 30 seconds will do
DONT U DARE
Who’s winning y’all ravenclaw and hufflepuff team up vs the whole Skyrim world?
too far😭
the Skyrim world
What in the world did I just walk into
lool
All as one
Skyrim for sure
a billion lions or hogwarts
dumbledead
Tongue>teeth
hufflepuff slow down the ravenclaw and they all die to the plague
I agree
Heya and welcome you’ll ask urself that everytime u leave the chat for a few seconds or minutes
Up > down
😑
1 billion lions vs 200 patronus’
right>left
you walked into a very awesome discord group ^^
Left
^
Right
Also true
expecto discord group
left > down
hedwig = deadwig
🥖
LOL
Hold these 🥜
sunset>sunrise
Always the Slytherins that turn the chat into chaos
Ur not wrong
Gryffindork
The chat, the world
W slytherins
which common room do y’all think looks the best
i'm innocent (this time)
Hold up. We didn't start anything
Honestly hufflepuff
Hufflepuff
frankk your belgian
All of them
yes
Slytherin and hufflepuff
Cap
you're never innocent
we did star the fire 🎵
Cap I'll believe it when I see it
Hufflepuff has that Skyrim vibe
I like gryffindor but I need a fireplace
so hufflepuff
kinda Belgian kinda Dutch
will there be a Switch version
hedwig and a lighter
Gryffindor has a fireplace?
we are still superior
Yes
dutch is the superior race
Yes
yup
gryffindor has several fireplaces incase harry uses the floo incorrectly
agreed xD but also no
Indeed 💪 💪
Gryffindor looks cool but it doesn’t line up with my imagination of it so I’m biased
Cap
I ship dumbledore and the ground 💙💙💙💙
Also remember the person who’s mom is working on said the slytherin room will have a lake outside the windows!!
not sure
You hunted dodos to extinction
kapp
depends sometimes i say i'm dutch sometimes belgian depends on which answer will give me the best outcome
Hufflepuffs are Superior we gotta put some respect on their name
someone say race wars 😎
how many people here are dutch?!
Thanqu💛
😂
dutch over belgian forsure xD
Me
Alot
there are a lot here
Greatest wizard was slytherin. Deal with it
i'm mr innocent himself!
why so many dutch
No thats too far
Rude
why so many Dutch
not only us
" kapot veel " alot
im visiting groningen soon yay
Reasons
It's TRUE Rosie Rose
Like?
Dutch is just the best people
Existing
At doing what
because mostly dutch people want to disappear from their daily life
I wish i was bilingual
we're "koloniseren" ^^
ja
WHAT is
🐍
Nee, beperkte aap.
i am not dutch, pik
He's a rat
Already do that with my imagination 24/7
discord can’t translate stuff oh no😭
Ik ben niet engels, dick.
Does dutch not refer to all dutch speaking people??
i actually get that sentence
No🦡
🤗
Awesome.
🤨📸
nope just people from the netherlands
Wha
Dutch people when Harry Potter: love dis JAJAJA
Oh no caught in 4k
Confusion 100
I’m so happy i’m visiting the netherlands for the first time so soon
I saw that lmao
as a short person that might be a problem though, having tall ass dutch people all over hogwarts
where are you going in the netherlands?
I hope you’ll enjoy
just don't stay in Amsterdam it's a massive tourist trap
Why go to the Netherlands and then go to groningen thats like the 2nd worst after friesland
if my american friends get fluent in dutch, their not all of a sudden dutch lol
brother is going to college there
Ahhh
hey, nothing against Groningen!!
we’re going to amsterdam for like a day then groningen
That’s would be fun tho
Lucky for you, Dutch people would be going to Beauxbatons or Durmstrang
Doont go to amsterdam
wait there are so many dutch people here😭😭
unless you like the smell of weed, in which case do
No🦡
ah true, b-tier wizards
I tought it refered to the netherlands and the flanders rip
Gronigen is a beautiful city, if you like sushi they have an awesome sushi place there
weed is bad smell
Yes badger 🐍
Idk about u but I’ll go to hogwarts
That's why i dont like amsterdam
🐀
yeah that's awful, I thought I left that at Vancouver but no, had to choose to live in another country where weed is legal
No snake🦡
Isn’t beauxbaton French?
haha
i lived in paris i miss it tbh
🍽️
i never got that, Dutch people speak English as a 2nd languages the dutch persons that can speak fluent german or french i can count on 1 hand
Ooh nvm
Yes badger 🐍
are you French too?
nope i can’t speak it
J'Mappelle frikandel, i am fluent.

You need an e there buddy
i was born in turkmenistan lmao but now stuck in america
Unlike france and germany we dont dub everything lmao
No and that’s final PERIOD now shush💛
does weed exist in the HP universe
hohoho tiddy croistant
no
You already lost because you added a T to period
gillyweed
d'accord monsieur frikandel
Leave me alone
Stop badgering the badger!
We didn't start the fire
for real, i wish there were less dubbing in France
true but tbh almost every country does that, i'm glad we can just watch everything with subs
i feel like the only american
U happy now it’s just a d
venez-vous d'assumer mon sexe
I’m an American
i can be american if you want me to
estadounidense
hahaha
Never said u did
The damage has been done
You're not alone, don't worry
Veni vidi vici
J’ai habité aux etats-unis
what state
Oui
louisiana💀
I'm american too. I just dislike livin here
Well howdy neighbor
new orleans though sooo
il n'y avait pas grand chose à voir
louisiana is bad?
Latin est ad simias
I understand that
i actually went to miami but nobody spoke english there so i was surprised
isn't louisiana the most deprived state if you look at certain metrics
our education sucks
I know six in latin
@drifting oyster Ratboxer can be whatever you like 😉
Tu veux voir quelque chose? ||jk||
Mardi Gras
where do you live?
Understandable these gas prices is having me going crazy
mardi gras is crazy
I lived in NYC For 7 years
gass prices are getting bad everywhere haha

Left with the pandemic, kinda miss it
What’s up with all the letters
yes
Not even just the gas. The whole country is crazy
I look at American states and I am grateful to live in London tbh
True that I’m sorry for everyone who lives there tbh
kerel 2.80 laatst
london full of road men
Right I live in Florida bro at this point I quit driving and started walking
we have biden smhhhh
quality in life in London is not bad
W = good L = bad it’s just a funny thing. I just be proscribing it to everything semi randomly
does that mean that it's2.80 in the Netherlands?
Oi bit rude to put that knoife in me chest innit?
2.80???? Jezus man
ordering lasagna in london was weird
Oh that’s what it means lol
walking >>>>
Ja, maar langs de snelweg. in het dorp was het 2.50
2.80? damn for that money i would push my car home, 1.78 here yesterday for benzine 95
Lasagna
nooo I don't speak dutch yet
We have people who think they're dogs and cats and fart in jars and people buy that crap for thousands because apparently Corona made them forgot how to touch grass
Toenail
don't even start to try it
Along the highway it was 2.80 euros a liter, in my village it's around 2.50
the community manager guy is playing genshin impact😭
haha yeah I'm giving up a bit more each day
hope his life picks up soon
dutch is a horrible language dont learn it
russian is a horrible language
thanks, makes sense
It’s not horrible it’s okay
Dutch is majestic
alleen beperkte apen zoals ons spreken het🤷♂️
Its better than german, but then again that a low bar
russian looks you're insulting everybody (not saying it's true)
german is a pretty literal language right? the syntax is not bad compared to English
english is a dumb language
english is great
most fun are the "lidwoorden" "de" of "het" not a rule which one you have to use, you have to feel it and that's kinda impossible if you never learned it as a kid
Davai
our colloquialism stuff is bad
d + t 💀
like yeah, yeah no, no yeah, no yeah no, yeah no yeah, all have different meanings
The person putting W or L on everything 🇱
that's not that bad, there are rules for that but for de of het are no rules
what's a colloquialism
yeah "de" and "het" i never know which one to use but I have learned that the one that comes naturally is not correct
Well yeah
oh nvm, i got it from your next msg
Casual words used in a region or culture
Not like official language
harry potter and the Amsterdam incident
slang type stuff
But most can use them correctly usually (unless your Moroccan)
@drifting oyster 👀
We say y’all (you all)
Gendered pronouns for objects has always been weird to me for other languages
jup and no matter what you'll always pick the wrong option
Learning French was confusing because of the gendered pronouns
French lol
yeah
i eat la baguette
Ja ik zit altijd op die stoeltje
oh yeah French is a mess
ghost ate my baguette
le* baguette
good for you hahaha
close enough😍
if i ever hear you say "de meisje" i'll find you and i'll crussio you untill you beg for mercy which i'll never give you i'll crucci you 24/7 365/365 for the rest of your life
See, the gendered pronouns will get you
la baguette hahaha
that an incorrect usage of die thats the joke
Goeie poging xd
Lmao
LOL, dat jongen is wel een beetje vaage gast
Sponge is a funny word
ohhh
Am I wrong?
Moist
New orleans has a lot of french influence
Whoever is doing the letter please stop, its giving me brain damage.
God I hate you
dat stoeltje*
But if you where to put it in google translate, it would be fine
Using some English rules of pronunciation you could technically pronounce "ghoti" the same as "fish"
I know you nob im dutch, its a joke.
Ew moist
yeah that's what I did
M o i s t t o w e l l e t t e
moistcritikal
NOOO
moist and delicious
Moist crust
moist😭
Moist ass
Got myself some cookies🍪
@drifting oyster hush
enjoy
smacks mouth moist
Share
Thanqu
I had one too but it was so bad 😭
Are they m o i s t?
can i have some?
BRO WHAT?
Of u ask nicely
Sure🍪🍪
Nah
do you have chokie milk?
Give up your cookies hufflepuff
thank you, you're the best ❤️
No😂
Please share my favorite Hufflepuff person 🙏🏿
draws wand
Spongy
accio cookie
What’s the magic word ghosty ghost
Ayo what💀
Accio maidens
draws gun
Spongebob death scene 4K
Accio obama
Take a shower smelly slytherins
maidenless
our battle will be legendary
You got a yeast infection bread
you're a wizard, use your wand ffs
Spongy bread
there should be a #general chat just for zoomers
Oooo what kind?! Also enjoy!
not maidenless 💀
He's atleast not american they bring guns to school i heard
Bare fist those dragons ez claps
What even is ur name
What’s a zoomer?
Chocolate chip ones and I will thanks!
The sound I just let out was unholy
95% of this server
I believe you
What is it thooo
☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
i would say you're the zoomer leader with that name
Tell us
1997 to 2010 babies
🇼🇼🇼🇼🇼🇼🇼🇼🇼🇼
Ooh
I am the yeast infection….
ty i will hold this mantle with great humility and respect for all my zoomer subjects
Those are my favorite! That's good & you're welcome! 😁
...that's.. not a flex 💀
I hate this
you need your rabies shot mate
Source?
🇱🇱🇱🇱🇱🇱🇱🇱🇱🇱🇱
No matter how many times you say it it wont get any better lmao
lol
Aaaah chaos sounds like music to my ears 😌
I am the yeast of thoughts and minds
Had to be a slytherin…
I, speaking as a representative of the zoomer council of elders, renounce your appointment as zoomer leader.
-100 from Ravenclaw.
Turn in your robe
only if we created the chaos
i am zoomer
I hope you all have wet socks 🥰
I am the yeast of your rob as well
OK zoomer
OK BOOMER
that's mean
Um
that's soo evil
Cringe
Wet socks 🇼
I hope you step on a lego good sir.
Being I am not a zoomer, I accept your renouncement gracefully and step down from my station of Zoomer Emperor I
What’s an anti idealist exactly
i hope you get an itch you can't scratch
Madlad
i have one of those
hermione granger xbox
Under your bed
So much love in these convos🥰
DM me for personal questions ty
@drifting oyster stop with the letters you annoying person
I wish u all the best
We zoomers, are a non-centralized anarcho-capitalist group, where every man is their own king. We require no governance
💀
Hermione Granger > Harry Potter
no overt real world politics, thanks
I hope your hogwarts legacy save gets corrupted towards the end
oh damn
No mini-modding, thanks
#HermoineBelongsInRavenclaw
can i be my own god?
Ok that's TOO FAR
No
She’s a brave little witch
YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!!!
As long as you have the means to attain godhood
b
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