💬general

[ancient sable]

how that's "classy"

[tranquil shard]

it has a satirical kick to it

[acoustic surge]

sarcasm scarlet

[slate meadow]

Whenever I see the word poop I think of the great mighty poo song

[ancient sable]

it's a Scar, let go

That's epic

no, actually it's lame

[tender shell]

[hexed shore]

I don't wanna know what that song is, Sup

[ancient sable]

after reading pjo, Saracasm is...well my defence mechanism

[hexed shore]

And I'd rather never see that sentence again.

[slate meadow]

Yeah, probably

[tranquil shard]

Scar is an AR in COD and Fortnite tho

[ancient sable]

[tender shell]

Scar H

[tranquil shard]

yessir

[ancient sable]

scar h ?

[noble galleon]

LOL

[winged venture]

@ancient sable , your name is Ink Drinker

[ancient sable]

I'm soooo popular

lord, why I am being so lame

[ancient sable]

yea

[acoustic surge]

Because you realise you can't compare to me

:D

[tender shell]

Sif is just too powerful

[winged venture]

xD

[tender shell]

She is a lord after all

[noble galleon]

[tranquil shard]

naw

[acoustic surge]

What's the matter Ethan?

[tender shell]

Yeah you okay?

[tranquil shard]

Sif, why waste time on us mortals :\

[winged venture]

so much that he's to be ignored

[tranquil shard]

you are a lord

[hexed shore]

Sif is blessing us with their presence

[tranquil shard]

yup

[acoustic surge]

The same reason people have ant farms Rk

[tender shell]

[tranquil shard]

we should be grateful

[tender shell]

Ant farms are so cool

[tranquil shard]

😬 ohk

[ancient sable]

why

[hexed shore]

Ant farms freak me out

What if they escape

[acoustic surge]

Don't worry

You wont

[tender shell]

Then you got real issues

[hexed shore]

I sat on an ants nest once

Never having ants as pets

[tender shell]

...

[ancient sable]

what happened to you Ethan?

[ancient sable]

I hate antsss

[forest pendant]

can this fricking game just release

[hexed shore]

Opti, it was 6 and it was in my garden

[tender shell]

Literally ants in your pants

It

[hexed shore]

Traumatised

[acoustic surge]

Ants are cool though

[ancient sable]

can you wait?

[acoustic surge]

They're so smart

[slate meadow]

Luckily I didn't

[forest pendant]

no

[tranquil shard]

My backyard is full of them so technically we are allies

[ancient sable]

so hardworking

[acoustic surge]

The only animal besides humans to farm other animals

[ancient sable]

we can't do anything then

[tranquil shard]

yep

[ancient sable]

whoaa

[hexed shore]

Pretty sure my cat things she farms humans

Let's them take care of her in exchange for food

Tolerates us

[ancient sable]

Doggosss>>>>

[slate meadow]

I really like spiders though

[winged venture]

i like bats and spiders

[slate meadow]

There's one in my room behind the tv, unless it died

[acoustic surge]

Spiders are cool

[slate meadow]

Takes care of any flies that come in

[winged venture]

Man *(Spider+ Bat)

[acoustic surge]

There's probably like 3 or 4 spiders in my house atm

[hexed shore]

Bat's are cool when they don't swoop on you. Spiders can live in their holes unseen to human eye and I'd prefer that

[ancient sable]

yeaaa bats are cute

[winged venture]

cricket bat

lol

[tranquil shard]

oh boy

[ancient sable]

flying bat

[hexed shore]

Fruit bat's are so so cute

[tranquil shard]

🤣

[acoustic surge]

Note to self, swift doesn't like spiders

[ancient sable]

ikrrr

[ancient sable]

they areee

[acoustic surge]

Exploitable knowledge gained

[tranquil shard]

Don't forget that bats are the reason we are in this situation

[slate meadow]

Wasnt that the Chinese's fault?

[tranquil shard]

you intrigue me

[acoustic surge]

Maybe let's not start that conversation

[slate meadow]

Can't really talk now, though

Bus gonna arrive at my stop

[ancient sable]

hey, no way

[hexed shore]

We don't need that conversation, no. Best to steer away from that

[ancient sable]

it's because of something else, and we shouldn't discuss that here

[acoustic surge]

So swift

If I were to fire a spider at you using a sling shot

[slate meadow]

Yup

[acoustic surge]

What would happen

[hexed shore]

I simply would die

[acoustic surge]

Noted

[ancient sable]

Sif, Don't do dat with Swift

[winged venture]

Savage Sif

[slate meadow]

Farewell, then

[tranquil shard]

ohk mb

[hexed shore]

No spiders

[acoustic surge]

Exploitation: Get

[slate meadow]

🕷️

[acoustic surge]

Hey swift do you remember what it feels like to have a spider on you?

[ancient sable]

Sif should I give you another dare?

[hexed shore]

I don't mind turantulas but house spiders freak me out

Yes

It made me shiver thinking about it

[acoustic surge]

Your feeling that on the back of your neck now

[hexed shore]

No.

Sif

[winged venture]

Swift Spiders

[acoustic surge]

Hehehehehe

[tranquil shard]

Swift turn around!!!!!!!!!
Aragog and the gang are behind you

[ancient sable]

I read this, idk why

[hexed shore]

I prefer the times where I held turantulas and had a boa constrictor slung across my shoulders than house spiders

[ancient sable]

like out loud

[acoustic surge]

Okay that's honestly pretty cool

So you just started giggling outloud?

[tranquil shard]

Man vs wild

[hexed shore]

Snakes are so cool

[tranquil shard]

yesssss

[ancient sable]

soo coool

[hexed shore]

Yeah, we used to do "Face your Fears" nights at Cubs and Scouts where people would come in with traditionally scary animals

So we got to hold big snakes and spiders and stuff

[ancient sable]

agreed

[tranquil shard]

cool

[ancient sable]

cooool

[hexed shore]

Don't recommend picking up a snake in the wild

[tranquil shard]

i held an Eagle on my fore arm

[acoustic surge]

hekin watch me

[hexed shore]

no

[ancient sable]

coooool

[acoustic surge]

I'm about to go tame a wild snake

[tranquil shard]

Just like Bayek 😎

[hexed shore]

Pretty sure we only have adders in this country anyway that are poisonous

[acoustic surge]

Nah we have grass snakes too

They're rare and also venomous

[hexed shore]

Oo

[tranquil shard]

wot?
you speak parseltongue or something?

[hexed shore]

Grass snakes and adders

[ancient sable]

I held-
I held nothing dangerous or.cool actually

[acoustic surge]

In terms of dangerous things I've held

It's pretty much only guns

[tranquil shard]

the whole wildlife i presume?

[acoustic surge]

Or...well

I did hold a butterfly knife that one time

God I miss that finger

[ancient sable]

Siffff-

[acoustic surge]

Ja?

[hexed shore]

met an adder on my Silver DofE, um, snakes n spiders, guns and archery

[tranquil shard]

wuh?

frfr??

[ancient sable]

you were just kidding bout the finger

[acoustic surge]

Maybe

[hexed shore]

LOL sif never jokes

[acoustic surge]

I never joke.
Unless I do

[hexed shore]

Sif is always deadly serious. Actually only has 3 fingers on either hand

[winged venture]

SIFu

[tranquil shard]

the new game innit?

[ancient sable]

wot?

[acoustic surge]

Yeah I removed my fingers in order to more accurately cosplay Peter Griffin

[winged venture]

yeah

[acoustic surge]

Since they only have 3 fingers

[ancient sable]

sif, tell me a joke

[acoustic surge]

@torpid smelt

[hexed shore]

Have to show us your Peter Griffin cosplay sometime

[ancient sable]

I wanna see, what sorta jokes you knowww

[torpid smelt]

:(

[acoustic surge]

I already gave you the joke

[tranquil shard]

dark i presume

[acoustic surge]

Look there he is

[ancient sable]

cool

[tranquil shard]

A wild poiklers has been spotted

[acoustic surge]

But in terms of actual jokes

[ancient sable]

but why three fingers

[acoustic surge]

Hey scarlet

[torpid smelt]

being mean to me when I can't respond as i'm working

[ancient sable]

Yeshhh

[acoustic surge]

If there are 402 bricks being transported by plane and one falls out how many are left?

[tranquil shard]

ik this one

[wheat stream]

Goodluck with that, lol

[tranquil shard]

patience

[ancient sable]

0 bricks with a crashed plane?

[tranquil shard]

uhm no lol

its 401

[acoustic surge]

Nah
401

[ancient sable]

that's wronggg

[tranquil shard]

wait it gets better

[ancient sable]

you-

whyyyy

[acoustic surge]

So scarlet
How do you put an elephant in a fridge?

[tranquil shard]

ok yea this is a ditto copy

[ancient sable]

you open the fridge first

I have heard this one a million times

wait-

[winged venture]

i heard this trillion times

[acoustic surge]

Then what do you do scarlet?

[winged venture]

blah bli boo joke

[ancient sable]

weeeee.....uhhhh put the elephant?

[acoustic surge]

Correct

[tranquil shard]

yes

[winged venture]

yes thats it. done

[acoustic surge]

But how do you put a giraffe in a fridge?

[ancient sable]

and then giraffe one eh?

[neat forge]

Yk… I looked in here to see what was goin on… I’m walking back to my den and going back to sleep. I don’t want to die of bad jokes/puns

[acoustic surge]

Damm the jokes already been told to you

[ancient sable]

knew it

[winged venture]

open fridge, remove elephant and put giraffe

[ancient sable]

yep, this-

[acoustic surge]

Gunna have to use a different joke

[tranquil shard]

bruh don't do it jesus

[ancient sable]

1%

[winged venture]

ok simon

[acoustic surge]

So scarlet there's 3 guys right with a pile of bricks

[ancient sable]

yeah now my phone is charging

[tranquil shard]

ohk i don't know this one

[acoustic surge]

And they Wana see how high they can throw them right

[ancient sable]

alright

[ancient sable]

yea

[acoustic surge]

But they have no way to measure it

So they decide, we throw them straight up, and they land in the mud

[neat forge]

You better not say they get hit by the brick from the plane…

[hexed shore]

Bonk

[acoustic surge]

And measure how low they sink into the mud

[tranquil shard]

no its a different one i think

[acoustic surge]

1st guy throws the brick

Goes up, sinks into the mud

2nd guy throws his brick, waaay up there

Sinks deeper into the mud

3rd guy charges up throws his brick

Brick doesn't come back down

So another joke I like to tell

[ancient sable]

I-

[acoustic surge]

Is a woman who wants to fly to another country with her parrot

[ancient sable]

aight

[acoustic surge]

But the only plane is a no pet airline

[neat forge]

Oh no… I’m out before it happens y’all have fun with this one

[acoustic surge]

So she smuggles her parrot on board

[ancient sable]

oh i see

[tranquil shard]

g bye Wolfe

[acoustic surge]

And the pilot comes out and sees the bulge in her jumper moving

So he inspects it and finds the parrot

[ancient sable]

ooo

[acoustic surge]

And he's like "no parrots" and throws the parrot out the window

[ancient sable]

ok

[acoustic surge]

And obviously pretty annoyed, the woman goes "well your now allowed to smoke on a plane" and throws his cigar out the window

And pretty annoyed the pilot goes back into the cockpit

And he hears a tapping at his window

And there's the parrot

And yknow what he's got in his mouth?

[ancient sable]

cigar?

[tranquil shard]

cigar?

[wheat stream]

The cigar

[acoustic surge]

No the brick

[wheat stream]

I-

[ancient sable]

Oh my lorddd

why this made me laugh or well smile

and now my jaw hurts

[acoustic surge]

I love this joke so much xD

[tranquil shard]

the parrot can't possibly hold on to the mass of the brick with just the help of its jaw muscles

[neat forge]

Sooo bad I literally flinched XD. I even saw it coming

[winged venture]

@acoustic surge go in #🤣memes

[tranquil shard]

this joke is denied by physics ❎

[ancient sable]

mannn...sif that was a good one ngl

[acoustic surge]

Yeah well and you can't be funny with just the help of your brain but some things are ignored for the sake of jokes

[tranquil shard]

ohk mb

[winged venture]

kb, mb, gb, tb

[tranquil shard]

but yea it was a good one ngl

[ancient sable]

that was a joke ark, and I assume this is too

[acoustic surge]

You sure you not got anymore scientific observations?

[ancient sable]

why "b" ?

[tranquil shard]

no

[acoustic surge]

Don't Wana point out how the parrot got through customs?

[winged venture]

bytes

[tranquil shard]

k that's absurd jeez

a joke in itself

[neat forge]

Y’all know how lightning always follows the easiest path?

[ancient sable]

idk what to say there

[acoustic surge]

What about it wofle?

[ancient sable]

how?

[winged venture]

kilo bytes, megabytes, gigabytes, etc..............

[ancient sable]

ik that man

[neat forge]

I was just wondering why my ex was struck 6 times

[tranquil shard]

yeh what abt it

[acoustic surge]

Because clouds are mean

[tranquil shard]

idk

[winged venture]

mb

[ancient sable]

I-

[acoustic surge]

Good attempt at a joke tho

[ancient sable]

[acoustic surge]

Kinda mean spirited tho

[neat forge]

Not really. My ex doesn’t exist XD

[ancient sable]

ok, Wolfe tell this

as you are the only one here who is in pjo

why Percy failed his exams?

[tranquil shard]

they have exams back in olympus?

sheeesh

[ancient sable]

who said olympus eh?

[neat forge]

That depends one which way you want to take it. We talking lightning thief here or another?

[winged venture]

destiny

fate

luck

[neat forge]

Don’t bring that trio of pains up

[ancient sable]

wolfe, it's a joke-
please say "why"

[neat forge]

XD sry been up since Friday so brain not working so good XD y?

[acoustic surge]

I know your pain scarlet dw

[tranquil shard]

oh mb its the only thing that comes to mind

[ancient sable]

because it's below C level

gett it get it

[acoustic surge]

I had to explain a knock knock to somebody once

[neat forge]

That hurt

[feral aurora]

maybe he didn't study

[ancient sable]

nooo

[tranquil shard]

again mb on the observation

[feral aurora]

lol ik

[ancient sable]

wolfeeee get it?

[feral aurora]

im kidding

[acoustic surge]

Oh that wasn't about you rk

[tranquil shard]

still

[ancient sable]

ik

[neat forge]

I thought you were going with because his teacher was harpying him

[ancient sable]

but didn't you get it

[tranquil shard]

even i got it

[winged venture]

@feral aurora Hello Dude. wassup

[tranquil shard]

yk C~ sea

[ancient sable]

ahhh thank youuuuu

[neat forge]

Yesh I did. It hurt. I’m moving on

[ancient sable]

YES EXACTLY!

[feral aurora]

hello
studying for tomorrow

[tranquil shard]

: )

[tranquil shard]

gl 🖖

[winged venture]

Don't Follow Percy. He failed

[neat forge]

Follow Anna Beth instead

[ancient sable]

Yeah, she's the smart one

[feral aurora]

ok mf
(mf here means my friend)

[acoustic surge]

Why not just say my friend then?

[neat forge]

Autocorrect got me again XD

[winged venture]

WAIT Literally? you are studying for Wellness and Art exam? booo

[ancient sable]

I was just-
WOT

[feral aurora]

nooo
im remembering the names of the assans

[ancient sable]

Assassins?

[acoustic surge]

Having to explain to somebody how a joke is structured wounds me

So much

[winged venture]

mf means just one good meaning and we use that only. we are good kids, follow deeds and pack up ticks

[ancient sable]

yes

[neat forge]

Alright seriously though I do need sleep since it’s currently sleeting outside and I have an hour drive to work later on that road so night y’all

[winged venture]

jinx of words

[ancient sable]

I just wrote to my friend "idfc" (they know I don't curse, so they were like...what?)

[tranquil shard]

gn Wolfe

[winged venture]

you joked your body

thats dangerous

[ancient sable]

and I was like it means...I am dam fun and cool

[neat forge]

Night A030.

[ancient sable]

see, cool, right?

[ancient sable]

A030

[tranquil shard]

its rk. Ark

[winged venture]

you have good friends it seems.

[ancient sable]

Gn Wolfe!

[winged venture]

night tight 🐺

[ancient sable]

Amaziiinnnngggggg man

like y'all, y'all cool too ngl

[winged venture]

Spiddddeeerrr man

[tranquil shard]

me somewhere at the back of my mind: Impressive. Most impressive

[winged venture]

Jinx of Words

[ancient sable]

hehe

[winged venture]

I hereby accuse myself for making chat dead.

[ancient sable]

you love italics, don't you?

[tranquil shard]

Anyways great talking to y'all. But i take my leave now 👋

[winged venture]

🍝 Pasta is my nasta / breakfast

[winged venture]

what if I say "NO"

[ancient sable]

Cya! have a great day ahead🖖

why-?

oh, you deleted it

very funny

[hexed shore]

no one has deleted anything in General I'm afraid

[winged venture]

nothing here Swift

[hexed shore]

Mmmmmmmhm

I see u bestie

[winged venture]

Lets pretend nothing has happened

[acoustic surge]

There is no deleted messages in ba sing sei

[winged venture]

ignored politely

[pine stratus]

I didn't see anything

[winged venture]

specs

[pine stratus]

Pardon

[ancient sable]

I knew it, you mods are really kind and awesome, you won't delete anything like that

[ancient sable]

why so rude?

[winged venture]

now

[ancient sable]

cmonn

we have sif

[acoustic surge]

Wait so who's being rude to scarrlet?

[winged venture]

noone will dare

[ancient sable]

Oh, no sif...they weren't being rude to me

[acoustic surge]

You better not

[ancient sable]

actually, you-

now they edited it

[winged venture]

Uno Reverse

lol

[acoustic surge]

So somebody was being rude about me

Without me even being here

Smh

[ancient sable]

See, I can be sarcastic, but I choose kindness for now...you can be kind too

[acoustic surge]

Your point?

[ancient sable]

sorry?

[acoustic surge]

Apology accepted

[ancient sable]

maybe they are scared?

[winged venture]

I am heppy that now you both are rude and fighting.

[winged venture]

well, its you now 😏

[acoustic surge]

Oh no I'm not being rude to scarrlet

[ancient sable]

oh, I should've pinged the person I replied to

[acoustic surge]

They don't deserve that

[ancient sable]

she ain't

[acoustic surge]

If I was being rude to scarrlet she'd know

[ancient sable]

yeah, and you never been rude to me

right?

[winged venture]

ok me is kidding like a kid: )

[acoustic surge]

Ye because you don't deserve that

[winged venture]

Help will be given at Hogwarts, who deserve it

[acoustic surge]

And you don't

[winged venture]

ok : (

[ancient sable]

what you guys had for breakfast today?

[acoustic surge]

Milkshake

[pine stratus]

Cornflakes

[ancient sable]

ahhh that sounds delicious!

[winged venture]

green sauce cockroach

[ancient sable]

that's healthy! nice

[acoustic surge]

The benefits of this diet

I get to start every morning with a vanilla milkshake

[ancient sable]

oh lord, good for you

[ancient sable]

yummm

[pine stratus]

Depends on how much I eat it

I use to have way to much

[ancient sable]

I had pancakes, healthy pancakes

[pine stratus]

Use to have 2 - 4 bowls a day

[winged venture]

okkaayyy , that was savage lol fine : )

[ancient sable]

I didn't exactly meant to be savage here... actually....

Only be that with my close friends and all

[ancient sable]

ohh

[scarlet breach]

What are the odds, I was just passing by and I see that someone else had cornflakes?

Damn.

[ancient sable]

oh my

[winged venture]

oh god, I was joking...I always joke

[ancient sable]

so was I

[winged venture]

dont mean it literally : )

[winged venture]

ik

Justice League's Everybody Knows

[ancient sable]

that was savage? wait...was that savage?

[winged venture]

joke-ing

[ancient sable]

I'm asking actually

[ancient sable]

jo-king

[winged venture]

nah, it was joke-ing

[ancient sable]

nvm

Well, cya! gtg
have a great day ahead!

[winged venture]

always mind. have a greatest year ahead (i have bigger blessings!)

[tranquil shard]

so what happened?

[tender shell]

Not have been able to play games this past month other than some on my switch is gonna be the end of me

[tranquil shard]

Borgir

[tender shell]

Borgir

[wild niche]

Maybe

[tranquil shard]

its treason then

[elfin rampart]

air

[tranquil shard]

With a side of ?

[elfin rampart]

drink

[ancient sable]

a very cool breakfast indeed man

Imma eat that for snacks

[tranquil shard]

I could have that with a side of wotah for the whole day

Literally

[midnight rock]

does anyone know when will legacy be out?? and lin what platform?

[tranquil shard]

The only date as of rn is 2022 and it will be available for PlayStation 4, Xbox Series X and Series S, PlayStation 5, Xbox One, Microsoft Windows

[ancient sable]

so I took a pill rn, I put it like at the back of my mouth, and drank water. I was like yayayay, I swallowed it, but I was wrong

[tranquil shard]

did it pop right outta your mouth?

[ancient sable]

cool

[tranquil shard]

that owl has crossed all boundaries of coolness

[ancient sable]

it popped back at the front of my mouth, apparently I chewed it anyway

[ancient sable]

ikr

[tranquil shard]

sigh another setback. You are closer to success

[ancient sable]

you should be someone's mentor ngl

like literally, you should

[tranquil shard]

nah i picked this quote from Spiderman ps4 XD

[ancient sable]

still

[open gyro]

ngl im kinda raging rn

this is me

[ancient sable]

I'm gonna take my horse

[open gyro]

to the old town road

[elfin rampart]

boi what the hell boi

[ancient sable]

come, let's singggg

[elfin rampart]

I won't

[ancient sable]

[ancient sable]

I'm gonna ridee till I can't go more

[ancient sable]

you ain't now

[open gyro]

one sec i gotta do a presentation

i need all the luck

[tender shell]

[ancient sable]

Good Luck!

[tranquil shard]

I've got the horses in the back

[tranquil shard]

Give em hell brother

[ancient sable]

horse tack is attached

[tranquil shard]

Hat is matte black

[ancient sable]

Got the boots thats black to match

[winged venture]

it will be on Platform 9 & 3/4

[tranquil shard]

Riding on a horse huh you can whip your porsche

[ancient sable]

I been in the valleyyyy
You ain't been up off the porch, now

[open gyro]

Should i play lost ark?

im hearing good things about it

[winged venture]

Pandemic has made games worse.

[royal crescent]

its okay. just dont play on eu central servers

[open gyro]

only thing is im trying to finish crappysoft's valhalla

[open gyro]

obviously not if this game is great

[winged venture]

lets see

i hope for the worse

[open gyro]

800,000 thousand people playing the game

[winged venture]

😬

[open gyro]

came out 12 days ago

mostly positive on steam

[winged venture]

😬
🪥

[ancient sable]

the chat became alive? niceeeee

[open gyro]

maybe the pandemic doesnt have as big of an impact then you think gamingo

[elfin rampart]

boi

[winged venture]

it has. it made me. it made Gamingo

[royal crescent]

ive been enjoying it, i have 25-ish hours in the game now, that without queue hours because my friends decided on eu central servers ><'

[ancient sable]

I wish-
alright that would've been so rude

[winged venture]

noone will ban u for rudeness . just express

[elfin rampart]

sus

[ancient sable]

nahh, it was a joke too, but nah it would've been still rude, I won't say that

[winged venture]

My Friend

[elfin rampart]

what

[winged venture]

nothing

[tranquil shard]

can't nobody tell me nothinnnn
you can't tell me nothin'

idrk the lyrics after 😬

As this song has hit the rock bottom of my playlist

[ancient sable]

it's good till here only man (actually not really, just some explicit stuff then it's clean)

[open gyro]

so hogwarts legacy is gonna be a trash game is what you are saying

[tranquil shard]

yeah i remember some explicit lyrics in the next verse

my brain
work=verse 😩 smh

[winged venture]

no

[ancient sable]

indeed

[open gyro]

well every game ive played so far you have been telling me its trash because of the pandemic

[ancient sable]

what?

[open gyro]

ubisoft devs cant patch a small bug because of the pandemic

[tranquil shard]

logik

[open gyro]

idk ask gamingo

[open gyro]

ac valhalla is so hard

its not im just 40 power levels lower

[tranquil shard]

pfft i was so lucky i can't even tell you

[ancient sable]

man, why?

[ancient sable]

goodness

[tranquil shard]

then do the sidequest, jesus tom

[open gyro]

the game is boring tho

[tranquil shard]

🤦‍♂️

[open gyro]

can i cancel a mission to do some side quests and come back?

[tranquil shard]

play zero dawn

[tender shell]

[tranquil shard]

worth the wait

[ancient sable]

put the punctuation ark☠️

[tranquil shard]

ofc lol

[ancient sable]

[open gyro]

let me finish playing crysis, mass effect and dragon age, then il play god of war 4 and zero dawn

[tender shell]

What is that LOL

[open gyro]

how

[ancient sable]

a cool EMOTEEE (if you meant for that owl emote)

[tranquil shard]

ahem ahem
i give you the coolest owl in the world

[open gyro]

I got 20 dollars in my pockets

[tranquil shard]

which part of England are you in?

[open gyro]

no clue

[tender shell]

Yes ofc I meant that, I usually type fast and don't actually reply

[tranquil shard]

what's yo mission as of rn

is it serious like a siege or a boss fight?

[open gyro]

this song is 10 years old

[open gyro]

idk im invading a castle

and everyones like you WILL PAY or something

i killed ivarr

btw it was fun to do that

[tranquil shard]

ohk so basically just run away from an area unless you get the option of abandon mission

[ancient sable]

I read that as "jesus Tom", rather than reading it "jesus, tom"

[open gyro]

i always knew he was a villain

[tranquil shard]

what a cakewalk

[winged venture]

ye

except HL

[tranquil shard]

I expected more from a son of Ragnar Lothbrok

[winged venture]

because Life is Unfair

[open gyro]

[ancient sable]

cmonnnnn

[tranquil shard]

forbidden west, LOU 2, Dying light 2: Ahem ahem

[open gyro]

i will do better

[tranquil shard]

I meant Ivarr lol

[open gyro]

i cant wait to play cyberpunk and dying light 2

[open gyro]

oh ya i knew that. i was speaking for ivarr

i didnt let him go to valhalla

[tranquil shard]

ohk

[winged venture]

where to go?

[ancient sable]

oh lord

[tranquil shard]

oh so chilling in Helheim eh? (pun intended)

[winged venture]

Life is Unfair birodar

[open gyro]

yep

[tranquil shard]

no cap

[ancient sable]

I have like literally no knowledge bout games, like not at all

[open gyro]

ik im like really young but like its weird to see songs from 10 years ago and realized as a little kid i would sing them

[ancient sable]

Idk what I'm gonna do with HL

[winged venture]

🧢

[winged venture]

i will mortgage it

[tranquil shard]

would you mind telling me the games that you've played so far?

[winged venture]

every game in this universe

[ancient sable]

mann, ykw yesterday my brother sent a very crin- well nvm....I remembered a song that I used to sing when I was like really young, and I've been vibin on it since

[ancient sable]

movin on...what you guys had for lunch

[tranquil shard]

i feel you

[open gyro]

same but its also weird to understand the lyrics

and realize its very inappropriate

[ancient sable]

I was like, "I used to listen this?"

[tranquil shard]

🤨. Well it was rice and pulses

[ancient sable]

so true so true!!!

[open gyro]

but payphone is from 2012?

and star ships?

[ancient sable]

so there's a song by french montana called "unforgettable", and I listened that after 4-5 years man!

the lyrics- it's just

[open gyro]

and gangnam style?

[elfin rampart]

that song still goes hard tbh

[ancient sable]

but the beats are lit!

[open gyro]

and thrift shop?

[ancient sable]

I feel so old rn ngl

[tranquil shard]

That's 9 yr old me listening to a song abt all the explicit and illegal stuff and vibing to it having no idea 💀

[ancient sable]

oh myord yesss

[open gyro]

ikr

[winged venture]

🧓

[ancient sable]

ikrrr

[open gyro]

im not even 20 and I feel old

imagine how opti feels

[winged venture]

im not even 16 and i feel young

[ancient sable]

and cheap thrills??? lean on??? like they are that old

[ancient sable]

ikrrr

[tranquil shard]

He is...............burdened with knowledge

[ancient sable]

oh my yes

opti read this-

Wish he reads that rn

[winged venture]

is opti an adult personality?

[tranquil shard]

again 50-50 chance

[ancient sable]

master optiiiiiiiiiii

[tranquil shard]

adult
hmph
Ancient blushes in front of him

Hence making him the master

[ancient sable]

Yes man

[winged venture]

😊

[ancient sable]

master opti? you theree?

[winged venture]

lets make this happen

lets spam blushes for master opti

[tender shell]

Excuse me

[ancient sable]

don't
ping
him

[winged venture]

😊

[tender shell]

Also yes I'm an adult

[ancient sable]

oh here you areee

[elfin rampart]

chats weird bruh

[tranquil shard]

yessir

[winged venture]

not more than u

[ancient sable]

indeed

[tranquil shard]

no s sherlock

[tranquil shard]

hey you don't pick on baldski

[ancient sable]

nawwww

[tranquil shard]

He provide us with mims

and contant

[winged venture]

really? thats quite rare species left? how did u survive master?

[tender shell]

[winged venture]

baldski 😆 ?

[open gyro]

opti how does it feel to be 20 something*

[ancient sable]

Opti is ||not old||

[tender shell]

25 and it's feels pretty good being able to be your own person

[tranquil shard]

oh god you don't know abt KSI?

[winged venture]

Opti is very very ||g||old

[winged venture]

who doesnt?

[open gyro]

do you think il like being 25?

[tranquil shard]

on a real note you're not at all old. Just more experienced.

[tranquil shard]

well KSI~baldski

[open gyro]

i wish i was born in the 80's

[ancient sable]

yeaa, opti ain't old

[open gyro]

like late 80's

[ancient sable]

we would've been around 35-40 yo

[winged venture]

whats ur main objective at 25? knitting a wool or punching a monkey or licking a crow?

[tender shell]

Hopefully

[tranquil shard]

music industry 😍

[ancient sable]

80s the music...mannn

[tender shell]

Run that by me again chief

[ancient sable]

it would've been soooo coool

[tranquil shard]

such a classy age to live in

[open gyro]

YES

[winged venture]

well, you know, I'm something of a scientist myself.

[ancient sable]

ikrrrr

QUEEN

[open gyro]

i just remembered you can dodge in this game

[tranquil shard]

who said that? pls i am desperate

[open gyro]

oh my god the game is so easy

[open gyro]

right before everyone lost minds

[tranquil shard]

gunpowder gelatine

[open gyro]

plus i wouldve grown up with books

[ancient sable]

so trueee

[winged venture]

norman osborn

[tranquil shard]

yep

[open gyro]

no phone to distract me

[ancient sable]

so truee

[tranquil shard]

thank you friend for reminding me

[winged venture]

np friend. a friend indeed is a friend in need --> uno reverse

[ancient sable]

Arctic Monkeys>>>>

[tranquil shard]

I would've witnessed the craze for hp when it first released(ik it was in the late 90s but yeh)

[tranquil shard]

nani?

[winged venture]

granny?

[ancient sable]

granny?,

[open gyro]

ikr

[winged venture]

nani means granny in other language

[ancient sable]

yesss

[tranquil shard]

nani as in japanese for wot

[ancient sable]

yepp

[winged venture]

Mods, Ark's on broke

: )

[ancient sable]

your other language

[winged venture]

even his

[ancient sable]

I would've watched the movies man!

book release parties and all

it would've been so amazing in the late 80s

[winged venture]

would have kidnapped little daniel and replaced myself as Harry.

Imagine me playing Harry :))

Life is Unfair.

[ancient sable]

no please

[winged venture]

pourqoui pas?

; )

[elfin rampart]

huh

[ancient sable]

french eh?

but still no

[winged venture]

oui madame

[winged venture]

for that, " si "

[elfin rampart]

mans trying every language that exists

[ancient sable]

yes

[tranquil shard]

yessir

[winged venture]

no bald, i know francais

[elfin rampart]

ok

[ancient sable]

who is BALD???

[winged venture]

joey

[elfin rampart]

its not me

[winged venture]

ski

[ancient sable]

lord-

[elfin rampart]

in my pfp

[tranquil shard]

its good to be in the company of another Baldski 🤝

[elfin rampart]

fact

[winged venture]

bald joey 😏

[elfin rampart]

no

I'll be bald in like 50 years

[winged venture]

Swear it. Take the Unbreakable Vow.

[elfin rampart]

no

[winged venture]

here we go again

pourquoi pas?

[tranquil shard]

too risky. Don't try it

[winged venture]

😂

[ancient sable]

English please

[winged venture]

why not?

[ancient sable]

sigh fine talk in every language

[winged venture]

thats translation of what i typed ok :)?

it wasnt a reply to u

it was pourquoi pas-->why not

[ancient sable]

it means "why not?"

[winged venture]

yes?

[ancient sable]

oh yeah ik that

[winged venture]

yea

[humble sequoia]

[winged venture]

hi Hijhareeon

did you literally did that? i cant believe!?

||u boosted the server|| ?! omg!!!

[humble sequoia]

you know, I am something of a booster myself

[tranquil shard]

I am trying my best to identify the character in you pfp

can you help me?

[humble sequoia]

It's the most popular character in Warcraft

[winged venture]

no need of covid booster for such disaster pipol

[tranquil shard]

Is it the war hero of troy

the king of Mycenaeans ?

the son of Zeus?

wait that's myth

[winged venture]

pat?

[ancient sable]

did someone said troy?

[humble sequoia]

It's Arthas Menethil

[tranquil shard]

oh
like I knew who that was at all

[ancient sable]

owh, nothing greek?

[winged venture]

non , madame

[tranquil shard]

ngl it has a middle earth kick to it 🤨

[winged venture]

to the core!

[humble sequoia]

Well the game is almost entirely a lotr rip off so..

[tranquil shard]

oh i see

wait world of warcraft?

ohhhhhhhhh

sheesh i am dumb

[winged venture]

no, dont be depressed bro, its okay. we are all dumbs

[tranquil shard]

naw

[winged venture]

btw Good Afternoon everyone! its 2 pm here!

[verbal crow]

any game update yet?

[tranquil shard]

🧢

[winged venture]

it will be at 4 pm

[tranquil shard]

no :\

[winged venture]

on 23rd feb 2022

[verbal crow]

i want to kill.

[winged venture]

incase ur country's timeline missed it, not our fault

[verbal crow]

why this game gotta have the worst marketing.

[tranquil shard]

shhhh

[verbal crow]

aka; none

[tranquil shard]

don't

[winged venture]

why not?

[tranquil shard]

i mean its made by WB and they are not really dependent on one videogame so yeah

[verbal crow]

i don’t think that is an excuse for us to have literally nothing to talk about.

[winged venture]

they have these AAA game titles coming

1. Suicide Squad Kill the Justice League
2. Gotham Knights
3. Hogwarts Legacy

[tranquil shard]

yep

[tranquil shard]

ik just a stupid opinion that instantly came to mind

[elfin rampart]

I might buy all 3 games tbh

they all look pretty fun

[winged venture]

okay. i will steal them from you, Joey

[open gyro]

no one of those got delayed to 2023

[winged venture]

Pandemic got delation

[elfin rampart]

buy your own games

[open gyro]

Suicide Squad: Kill the Justice League

[winged venture]

why would i do that in name of u

[open gyro]

bro not everything is the pandemics fault

[verbal crow]

i just want anything to talk about in the game, any lore, and crumb of information. there is a difference between being excited about a game and theorizing and being excited about a game and having no clue what the hell is going on.

[elfin rampart]

what's that supposed to mean eh?

[open gyro]

thats like saying i got fat because of the pandemic

its not the pandemics fault, i dont understand how you think everything that went wrong is because of the pandemic

[winged venture]

thats not my concern

[winged venture]

u god or not

[elfin rampart]

no bruh obviously not

[open gyro]

eldin ring looks so good

[winged venture]

why not?

[open gyro]

im not pre ordering it tho

[elfin rampart]

your parents would probably say the same about buying your own games

[winged venture]

so what?

[open gyro]

im just mentioning my thought on the upcoming game elden ring

[tranquil shard]

yeh i am hyped for it

[winged venture]

Breaking News - astrological joey becomes bald at 11 !

[elfin rampart]

bruh I'm 17

[hexed shore]

It looks amazing

Did u see the 20 minute gameplay from a few months back

[open gyro]

i just need to know if I should play dark souls first

so many games I want to play but i dont have the money for it 😦

but its good 🙂

[hexed shore]

You don't need to play DS

In the same genre, not the same game

[winged venture]

elden ring or gotham knights? both released their gameplays lol

[tranquil shard]

that's a relief

[hexed shore]

Elden Ring

[open gyro]

im watching skill up's review

[tranquil shard]

i heard it holds the crown for tough

[open gyro]

the gameplay looks really good

[hexed shore]

GK I have been following but not quite as much even if I am excited to play that too!

[verbal crow]

at this point i’d pay just to watch an idle animation from hogwarts legacy recorded on a nintendo ds camera.

[open gyro]

elden ring is that kind of game where you need to just focus on that game and not play another game for a whole month or 2

[tranquil shard]

Take my money!!!Take my bloody money!!!!!!!!!!!11

[open gyro]

which i cant do because ive bought to many games and need to finish them before hogwarts legacy

[open gyro]

ngl after i figured out dodging, ac valhalla is kinda fun now that im not getting destroyed because the sheild wont work

[verbal crow]

i feel like an animal crossing fan where i’ll crap myself if they release images of one of the floorboards at hogwarts.

[tranquil shard]

double axe it

[hexed shore]

Classic AC fan - from an AC fan

[tranquil shard]

or hammer and axe it (best combo imo)

[winged venture]

AC with fan? amazing!

[hexed shore]

I know!

[tranquil shard]

bruh?

[hexed shore]

Unfortunately I'm British :( we don't have AC

Stück in the dark ages

[open gyro]

i need to, like i dont use my sheild anymore because it does NOTHING. like dodging is just so broken

[open gyro]

i want bbc iplayer

[winged venture]

Take a break. Have a Kit__

[open gyro]

can you ask bbc to make it available in canada

[hexed shore]

Kat!

[tranquil shard]

what can i say they really showed their worth with valhalla

[tranquil shard]

ok

[winged venture]

thats what! Swift is the name of my uncle's cat!

[open gyro]

we only have cbc's app in here but it doesnt have peaky blinders

[hexed shore]

I am your uncles cat.

[winged venture]

😱

[open gyro]

my uncle has a dog

[safe tendon]

[tranquil shard]

thomas shelby = the human cad bane

[winged venture]

😆

[safe tendon]

they finally got to you Swifty?

[open gyro]

and my other uncle doesnt have any pets

[hexed shore]

Yeah

Onto my secret identity ngl

[winged venture]

are you mod?

[open gyro]

why are you asking that again

[safe tendon]

I'm trying to figure that out myself

[raven ferry]

Yes any one with purple name is a mod

[winged venture]

dear user, i didnt ask u

[safe tendon]

is this your way of saying hello to me?

[hexed shore]

We're mods?

[open gyro]

i was asking a question not answering yours

[tranquil shard]

wot is a mod?

[winged venture]

Figure that out quickly, I'm been waiting

[hexed shore]

Damn wish I'd known earlier

[winged venture]

who told not?

[safe tendon]

Try saying hello then Gamingo

[open gyro]

?

[safe tendon]

might get your further

[winged venture]

Hello Mod of Chaos

😬

[sudden trail]

Are you getting it?

[safe tendon]

I am for sure

[open gyro]

no. i need to finish valhalla and dragon age 1,2,3 and mass effect 1,2,3,4 and crysis 2 and 3 but i kinda want it

[winged venture]

I'm gonna steal from Joey's

[sudden trail]

I really wish HFW didn’t release so close to Elden Ring so I have more time with it. But yeah, once Friday rolls around HFW is getting shelved

[safe tendon]

Finishing Metroid today, so i can be ready for Elden Ring haha

[hexed shore]

Nothing like some chaos to get a party started

[sudden trail]

Nice!

[safe tendon]

[hexed shore]

From one challenge to another. I probably won't be able to play till summer

[safe tendon]

busy lady you are

[winged venture]

why don't you prove it?

[open gyro]

whats HFW. its probably something you guys have said before

[sudden trail]

Horizon Forbidden West

[open gyro]

warhammer?

[hexed shore]

Prove... Im a busy lady?

[open gyro]

oh yep

[tranquil shard]

would you prefer a flashbang, frag or something simple like a gun shot?

[ancient sable]

hey againnn

[open gyro]

HFW makes sense

[winged venture]

full stop. not question mark

[open gyro]

[sudden trail]

That's a ... long list of games ! That'll keep you super busy until ER and even HL :)

[hexed shore]

Nothing like a lightshow

[open gyro]

hey vsauce micheal here

[safe tendon]

Chill out Gamingo

[winged venture]

why not?

[safe tendon]

its starting to get old fast

[tranquil shard]

so a flare?

[ancient sable]

[hexed shore]

Exactly

[open gyro]

ya but after that i need to play zero dawn, god of war, and cyberpunk and dying light 2 😦

[winged venture]

I'm aging ? 👴 😱

[tranquil shard]

heyyy. Vsauce here

[open gyro]

this is the problem when you join the gaming industry so late

[hexed shore]

So much to catch up on it's fun to do so though

[safe tendon]

hate to see your comedy send you into the punishment zone, seen it too many times, folks don't know how to temper those wise remarks

[ancient sable]

and for me who haven't even joined

[open gyro]

i was to lazy to read it but this

[ancient sable]

modsss

[open gyro]

it is but i also feel like i have to finish it during a certain time like its an assignment so its not that fun because my brain is thinking of it like that

[winged venture]

is that a threat! is that a threat!?

• says Barty in disguise of Moody, to Draco

[hexed shore]

[safe tendon]

a prediction of the future if you continue down this path

[raven ferry]

Tone it down as Chaos asked

[tranquil shard]

a literal imposter among us

with da nitro

[winged venture]

amogus

[open gyro]

brains are so annoying ngl

[tranquil shard]

doubt

[jagged elk]

Hello

[winged venture]

chaotic line

[raven ferry]

Greetings

[open gyro]

you were playing your mom and now your do hogwarts legacy alpha sus

[winged venture]

playing Hogwarts Legacy alpha?

[jagged elk]

HuH

[winged venture]

whats that? wheres that? when's that?

[tranquil shard]

would thee like thy hello in english or elvish?

[open gyro]

its fake

[jagged elk]

Yes sir fake

[winged venture]

oh ok

[open gyro]

you literally just go in activity status on discord and put in whatever you want

[winged venture]

bruh bad bad

[jagged elk]

ikr

[tranquil shard]

yes

[open gyro]

today is pink shirt day

and im wearing blue

[winged venture]

why not

[tranquil shard]

i am wearing red

we could be teh power rangers

[winged venture]

shame to shame my frand

[open gyro]

hopefully the canadian government doesnt come to my house

[open gyro]

true

GO GO POWER RANGERS!

[winged venture]

whaat? what am i done?

[hexed shore]

The bot keeps catching you for capitals

[open gyro]

you have just hit a wall

[hexed shore]

Try it lowercase with some exclamations

[open gyro]

im married to the bot so i dont get those problems

[winged venture]

ok thanks

[winged venture]

which bot? Mee6 or Arcane or someone

[open gyro]

the warner bros bot

[winged venture]

had a baby?

[open gyro]

WOAH NO

[winged venture]

planning soon?

[open gyro]

NO

[winged venture]

why not?

[open gyro]

im just gonna leave

[hexed shore]

Gamingo

[winged venture]

ok lol, dont, I am leaving

sorry for lames

Apologies to the People and Mods,

I beg for innocence. I solemnly swear that I was up to full good.
Regards,
The Doctor in the train

[hexed shore]

Where did you name come from? Like game flamingo

Or like. Bingo

[winged venture]

imagination is what my name is.

[hexed shore]

Extraordinary

[winged venture]

thanks cat!

[open gyro]

im back