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or it could be cyberpunked
Ye
OMG
but i sure hope it goes well
Refunds refunds everwhere lol
Over 1000 New messages wow
Nah I don't think there'd be refunds
public discord is active? what a surprise
As soon as they have pre order I will buy the most expensive edition for the first time xd
why tho?
Yes yes it is
why not just, buy the game
Ghame
That's a first lol. Can someone help me how do you find the centroid of a triangle given 3 points
good luck
Forget about test
Alr alr
dont listen to saf he knows not what he says
You could just Google it
Yeah lmao
I will cross my fingers that something will be said in December.
Sif is getting in my head bro
as planned
For what purpose
why would i not want to?
Sif, are you thor's wife?
Nah
sometimes
Sif is actually the name of her
i'm aware
but i could also be named after the dark souls boss
or the indian sheep medicine
yeah thats what they did the certified lover boy, they made the album cover as stupid as possible just so everyone could talk about it
Or a Sith with a lisp
sif...is said the same way as sith?
Nah
Yes if the person saying it has a lisp
okay...so
Many possibilities, what did you have in mind before coming with sif?
how do you say "sith"
Seeth
Si like si si and th th th
no thats just not how letters work
lmao
Sit
Sit hhhhhhhhh
you say sith, as sif
lol
not my fault you dont know how words work my guy
A dig at my intelligence, nice
Is sif wise old man ?
Like uncle iroh ??
Did u get sif from star wars
We shall never find out, it remains a secret
Norse mythology first probably
Nah
could be
oh btw, did y'all know sif can do witchcraft irl?
Whitch
pfft i cant create money
Ah
i can do divination and slight illness protection
Okay :(
Nah the only sif can do is subliminal messaging
but illness protection isnt something i can do on the fly
shark teeth arent an easy thing for me to get ahold of
Can u revive someone dead ?
nope, and nobody can
Woah Divination? can you predict something for us?
Well Sage can
depends on how my tarot deck is feeling
could give me an honest answer , could get sassy with me
who's sage?
Valorant lol
Can you find out the release date of HL?
Ryu u can get jjinxed lol
i could try
but my deck will probably tell me i'm being too dependant on material things again
hope not >.< am not the enemy
thats what happened last time i tried something like that
U got jinxed ? Lol
Divination is definitely one of the subjects I'd take irl coz I've done it for myself many times now
get yourself a tarot deck then
Did it work ?
plz give it a go xD
i make zero promises
How does it work actually lmao
there isnt a strict rule set per say but there is 78 cards each with their own meaning
with a diffrent meaning if the card is upside down
Maybe I will
It adds to my room's edgy aesthetic
Yeah i know if the card is upside down u get negative or somethling like that right ?
Opposite?
Aye its sassy sif, heyo

Like upside down death
Hey liquid
U get life then
Sif, is "the grim" a real thing?
ello
Hello Eboy
well upside down death could mean a lot of things , how i'd see death reversed is the beginning of something
since the death tarot doesn't literally mean death, it just means the conclusion or end of something
Interesting, how many predictions turned out true?
anything ending, a life , a job, a relationship a subscription to a program
None of these matters anyway
Fate is fluid
Destiny is in the hands of men
Are you ragnar lothbrook my brother ?
Solely men?

its why i treat the tarot as more of a guide than a certain prediction
General terms
the tarot shows what may come to pass
not what will come to pass, if you catch my drift
Who's that?
No one
which one
Is it the guy from Vikings?
"Got yourself a new girlfriend pottah"
well nei
That he indeed did down the line
Yeah
😂 😂
He said the same quote before dying lol
remember seeing it in #🤣memes xD
Lmao
Or the movie
i mean the prediction part
It's in the movie
yea, but it was posted as a meme on these channels
Predictions are temporary Doom is eternal boiss !!
Wut???
I mean the game doom eternal
then...go to bed?
Sif is always so wise
I'm gonna go now then
dont live as long as i have without becoming wise saf

Okay boomer
im centuries old
@acoustic surge would you rather be referred as she, he or they??
But like sif is somekind of healer or something he wont jinx lol
there is also them
perhaps i'm a fae? or an it, or a xe
sif is unknown
its impossible to tell
i known this for awhile
so ryu, what do you think i am?
Sif is sure a mysterious being

honest answer,what am i
trust me they wont here
your not the first to have asked and you wont be the last
i would say they/them
Wth dude
hmm interesting
thats a first
your the first person to pick they/them
am i close? lol
fascinating
indeed
oh if i said i'd ruin the fun
it wouldnt make it fun anymore
skitt
plus i'd lose this incredibly interesting insight into diffrent peoples individual physiological profiling
Its been kept a secret :c
we may never know
he was talking about ebola saf
Oh
Illusion 100

so why go with they them ryu? i'm curious

They them is a spritual thing right ?
it could be
nah , just neutral
so the swiss card
could be fur non binary peeps , or fluid peeps,, or just anyone who likes those pronouns
Hmm
You are not that "girly" so i wouldnt think she at first
not as much as you'd think
??
its about 60/40 in terms of what people say
ah
60 being she, 40 being he
so a difference of like 20
Them they first one huh
yep
Ryu ready to be jinxed my dude
so ig we now have 60/40/01
Its also hard to assume someone is female on the internet, in my case it is mostly male in chats, games and stuff
youd be suprised thp
She is like swiff dude
i am?
Yeah
how so?
I said %100 im going on full gamble here
i just wana know why i'm like swift
as do i
your not getting an answer out of me ryu :)
@hexed shore i hate to break it to you but apparantly you act like me
Saf dude, how can you say xD
No plz
Dude my uncle wrote this
🔴
MORE
lol

Yo swift u know sif's identity ?
pfft no
ingen does
nobody does
your not wearing shoes and die half way through and be replaced by 2 people less interesting?
How
I mean I've known Sif for more than a year but I do not know Sif
impossible
reverse search?
we rlly dont do we
This ends rn
what you mean my pfp? ha, already accounted for this is a custom commission
You're one to speak Ebola, I don't know u either 😭
heh
no reverse image searching here
wdym you dont swift
That is not drawn by you sif your pfp?
:)
I guessed it already
its custom art i commisioned from an irl friend of mine
What u say ryu
untraceable
Its a dude or girl
good luck
Just ask question to her man
have fun failing

I have no idea what it is but yes
Opti we guessing if sif isa girl or a dude
people are trying and failing to figure out parts of my identity
iykke til with this one
Oo, we finally got the server profile update on mobile android
oh sif is 100% a chick
you didnt notice
You and me brother
What say u ryu
I said it with aragorn tone
Boo!
seems ryu is busy failing to "reverse search" me
Did I scare anyone
Yes
I had a heart attack
Sif is so girly dude
its the sass for me
Fission Completed
Sussy baka ?
Ryu i wiped all traces of myself off the internet like...4 or so years ago
every social every image every mention of my name
Nah
Vpns are an easy thing to use
Vpns sells data lol
also yes ryu
not with Nord vpn!
What about my gender
debatable
Nord vpn get youe discount right now !!
swift oh boy
I think it's ambiguous 
Is this a YouTube ad
absolutely
but first a message from our sponsor
We can't all be as open with information as Sif
i cycle the location you tried to use about once a week ryu
I think ive already said my name in here before so my gender reveal party is already gone smh
lol
lol
I can't remember your name but you give off he/him vibes so
because i have friends ryu
swift wot about me
Guess me
Ryu u hacking the fbi or something beo
You're he/him
Bro ?
Dont hack me man lol
No I’m a spirit of vengeance, a ghost rider
honestly ryu i may not even be a native English speaker
Understandable, sir ghost rider
how do you know
Its Kyle, glad I at least give off the vibes 
lol
🔥
💀
Kyle huh
I haven’t had a can of monster in years
Ooo
Ooo
I wonder if I would like it now
Ooo
who?
I haven't either, no caffeine 
We got it right opti
Ooogie boogie
Sif is a CHICK
Caffeine free from everything?
Only caffeine is in my PRE WORKOUT BABY
Wht about tea
juiced UP
I have tea
oh lisa, yeah we used to talk but no so much anymore
oh I knew it LOL
But otherwise body is a temple 😌
Lets goo ryuu my boy
I don’t know how I would go about no caffeine
ryu has so far managed to look at my steam friends list...and not much more than that
I said it and saying it twice my MANLY instinct and all my chakras got it right lol
you drink alcohol right
Not anymore really
I like a beer now and again but I’ve never been much a drinker
Still proud
"OwO" is heavily connected to sif
I had this dudes cool grape juice that he literally distilled in his basement a couple weeks back, straight up petrol
Ty yoda haha I'm proud of me too for that
but thats just a friend right?
it was rough
Court of OwOls
OwO
somebody i met ages ago in left for dead but yeah "heavily connected"
But alcohol is technically a drug and we're not supposed to talk about it in here I don't believe
HOgwOrts
congratulations you have discovered...a steam friend
Hmm
blown the case on my identity wide open
Saint
fixed
as is your cooking
Bourne identity
Rude
LOL
But yes I used to sell my cooking so technically
Dudeee
hell if i know honestly ryu
is it wrong tho
Why are we stalking Sif? Doesn't seem normal
Thats so girlish forum backpack wth is that
No chance, just trying to find hints
apparently to find out who sif is
nothing normal about this discord aight
Sif is a witch, I don't think it matters if you find out, she'll make you forget it anyway
honestly i've never heard of anything like that ryu, where'd you even find that?
She was in Thor
this is discord general after all
Ryu is a criminal hacker man
i think wrong one
This discord is pretty strange
it rlly is
i give up, there are many websites linked to you. but not sure what they are
Doctor
But ig that's what happens when you have both games and HP fans in bulk
This discord is juiced UP!!
oh wow were you just googling my name trying to find any link on any website
ha oh thats stellar
Sif we know u girl
did I hear JUICED UP
Sif is [redacted]
think what you wana think i dont mind :)
Hell yeah Brotha!!
I don’t know if I’m ready for the influx of people close to release
It’s gonna be chaos up in here
Double juiced up on a thursday afternoon
Cyberpunk 2077 launch day flashbacks
oh wow this website is fascinating
I'm certainly not ready
shame you failed miserably
Man Yoda, you had the time of your life w that one
I cried a little bit ngl
Modding for cdpr during CP77 honestly
but you know good on you for trying ryu you put in more effort than most
It was... interesting
Was that before or after vc?
Oof with a big o
Aight right now im %100 sure sif is a girl end of topic....
After
Hi everyone
Bless you
I am here and alive
Helloooo batman
Hey Batman you missed Robin he was here earlier
its the batman
yeah but your parents arent
Sif is well prepared, usually it's easy to find people online
Dark
Wow
His son isn't either x
at least he has damien, the robin everyone wants around :)
Dude u living in mr robot or something lol
Ryu hun, i've been hiding my identity longer than you've been alive
LOL
fr?
Damien Wayne 🚪🚶
Sif rode dinosaurs to school, settle down kiddies
Damien is a disappointment
pfft dinosaurs are nerds
you want real cool kids you go back to cambien explosion
Sif Fr is 3000 years old
Barney is my dad how dare you
then your dads a nerd
D:
Oof
😦

all of you are nerds tbf
😪
im older heh
Rude
ayo not me
We're more geeks

Yeh
your username is a fictional character you cant not be a nerd
Although I have been known to be a killer at Slim Shady
Nerds are typically smart, like Swift, shes a nerd
.
.
lies
Tru
How dare u
Ily swift no hurty
No no I'm a literal nerd
well it is only typically , gotta have some outliers
I’m not a nerd but I’m smrt
what like the candy?
Smart*
Man nerds candy is amazing
dorks
nerds
I am smart in advanced classes love comics and Batman, I have glasses and I only do one sport
Opti is straigth up cowboy lol
Definition of nerd
yeehaw brother
I like pigs tho
yknow what candy is amazing tho
Hurty
sadly I dont have a southern accent
Cherry pizza
Tootsie rolls
I just sound exceptionally British 😌 British, used to play Magic and D&D, plays games
not like seeing my profile helped you anyway ryu :
An unfortunate combination
What’s a tootsie roll
no stop
UK accents are the best
pls i cant
british + anything is an unfortunate combi
Is it American candy
Agree to Disagree, Opti
LOL
True Sif
Who is from UK lol
Indian accent 😩
Not me
its why i cant stand the brits honestly
well there is like that one that sounds like a garbage disposal running
idk the town or whatever
3 of us that I can see rn
Well not me
I think its in the south
I’m from Ungland
I'm from North Korea
like whats the one thats like oy bruv
No sorry you're just blatently wrong, your accent and those that have the same accents are the best
IM joking
You mean the ones who sound posh
Yes :)
well I kinda like posh, I think
I'll never forgive the british for the war of the second coalition
we did end up winning though
I'll never forgive the British
oop
Just in general
Sif.you are strange lol

im talking like how the dude that raps "mans not hot, da tinggg go skrrrrr"
What the rest of us aren't?
same
thats actually the best I got
?
its been said swiss people are strange
Australians are very strange too
We are
ikr
Dw Yoda
I'm scared of myopic chihuahuas
Well sif is strangest then lol
I always worry have you seen the creatures here? Always something to be worried about
Sometimes they put the yea after the nah but also after a yea
considering im swiss yeah i am the strangest
Yeah nah yeah
Yea nah yea
aha
Isn't that universal
Dude Roger Federer is swiss and he's like my fav person I don't find u strange
Nah yeah
ironic i was going to make a swiss joke earlier
I pretty much just have a normal ass US accent, our west coast and mid west sound exactly the same
Danke, Mann der Fledermaus :)
Yeah nah = no
Nah yeah = yes
Yeah nah yeah = Yes
Nah yeah nah = no
Lol
and no i wont continue before a mod yells at me
See that makes sense
I copy the way people speak subconsciously
So u look for the last one ?
Yes
bro im so bad at hearing Irish people speak, I start trying to sound like them everytime
Scot !!
I love the irish and scottish accents
Midnight
that too
oi
00:00
Irish accent is probably the best one out there
Whaa
Not too fast, you're dumb dumb will slip over
I can shower in 2 picoseconds
Excuse me
Indian accent tho
Lmao
You're excused
da
Indian Accent is in my opinion the best
Just use magic
I gotta get ready for bed so I'll brb 
For what.
Brb
sleep i for the weak
Nathan u indian ?
sleep i
Nei
Neiiiiiiii
Nath is also brit
U german
ja
Da
Sleep is for the whole week 😉
oi govnah pip pip
French and Indian War
Im so confused guys
Wait, Saf if u play on EU
Good
Confused so is I
exactly why imma go shower LOL
Wash away the confusion
LMAO
confusion is the intended experience safaklc :)
I shower only every 4 days
Gotham needs a clean hero
Swift "I gotta show fast" also swift hmm let's talk for ages
I'm kidding once every day
😂 😂
Truuu
twice a day 😎
Juiced up ?
Twice?? That's bad for your skin
nei
naw its a fast cold shower after my workout in the morning
if i'm confusing you caxxev it means what im doing is working kise :)
at night its hot
ooh ok
...
This girl...

hm?
I don't believe in genders its a lie
Howdy ???
You don't need to shower everyday unless you sweat allot as it can be bad for your skin as every time you shower it gets rid of good stuff which the body then needs to reproduce
very inclusive batman
its a myth made by bathroom sign makers
Natural oils
This
to sell more bathroom signs
I shower when I get the bo
thank you, or lo siento, thats thanks in spanish right?
sweaty before work since I workout
dont want to smell bad
Or if I’ve done exercise yeah I’ll feel the need to wash
Mhm
I sweat only when my mom calls me asking to look at my phone
Sif pls dont hack mem lol
:)
ALIRHGT imma go now LOL
OK showered now Saf where r u from
wtf
wtf
Sassy sif scaring the kids again.
Im here
Flash?
How do you shower so fast??
Nahh theres no way you showered that fast.
Im not scared tho its just my old steam id and stuff
no thats gracias
I have one of those tiny box showers
Not with that hair
And valorant id lol
What's a box shower???
umm
ima guess sav is from turkey if i had to guess
no thats lo siento
Like a shower that only just fits me inside. Compact boi
You going well
Not impressed
You shared that in this chat xD
Sounds like a tardis
Yeah 😂
I just use shampoo so it's fast
how deos that make any sense
What was your question swift
Swift pulling swift movements
What country u from, you don't have to answer

Turkey as sif said lol
Damyx told me
Ahh the classic
real chill person honestly
Oh its easy actually
hvordan har du det
Sif, how come you put your steam account on private while i was wrong?
I wanna watch the dramatic dramas in their native language
because whilst it was fun, at the same time i'd rarther not have people stalk my steam profile
wise choice
Has anyone seen American horror story
nei
I want something spooky to watch
Sif did u just ddos me lol ?
:)
Not impressed still
What is it
:)
Whats in the box
Sif was always creepy
Sif
Swift u were asking me some eu4 question if i remember correct ?
Uhhh
13 years 3 months 11 days 6 hours 14 and a half mins
Wth is this timing
my lifespan?
Canny remember
What is ur address, that was her question
can you ever
Wth 2 months bro ?
Sif is up to something
I got 2 months lmao
:)
Nah she was saying like what country in eu4 or something
Sif you're odd
spend your time well , maybe visit the colosseum
what a view from the top of that
you now found this out swift???
Are u giving death omens out rn
Yo i got jinxed bro
What have we said about death omens
its fun
10
Sif wth is wrong with u

I cant even play hogwarts legacy with that lifespan
i mean what is wrong really?
Hogwarts Legacy is going to be pushed another year tomorrow
who is it that determines what is and isnt wrong
What is 10 lmao
ur whole personality is wrong
What is 2 months and 23 hours lol
i mean who says really...its not any one individual
Sif stop being creepy 
to me it was 13 years
You got lucky bro
Hello there
Hey Corains!
i mean nothing is really wrong, theres no such thing as laws
there is just expectations and punishments for not meeting them
Are you jinxing me and saf, sif? :c
Oh its like being rich or being poor in that time ?
Have we more infos about the game or still not ?
what is jinxing really
nei
Not yet I'm afraid!
sadly nei
Like black magic, to short our lifespan
Vodoo lol
finally done
Yo opti
Ayo what up
Sif just jinxed us and gave me 2 months 23 hour lifespan lol
i think sif just gave me 13 years to life :c
U guys take such quick showers
Let them time ten, don't hurry the devs ^^
I wasn't here for that so it's okay
Ah shet
blegh god this creepy act takes waaay too much energy to keep up
Is there a way I can give you more
mentally exhausted
Not impressed still
I haven't been jinxed yet
nah i dont wana jinx people
Going to be hard, she put some voodoo dark magic on us
Nah my luck turns in that time thats what she did
BE GONE HEX
nah i only know one piece of voodoo , and i cant use it because i dont have access to snake skin
I gotchu
Mann, my rice is taking forever to finish
After 2 month and 23 hour i will be the luckiesf person alive
Ima go watch some Psych
My presence alone blesses this discord, you are all free
good choice
Maybe in 13 years i become rich!
Exactly !
there gotta be a reason why sif was spitting these dates
LOL
In 13 years i will become an eskimo pie with a caramel ribbon
You've said this before, is this a clue
or maybe i did it just to sew paranoia in the people i said them to
Sif is actually goddes bro she helpd people
Sif is a Oracle
Ngl I'm kinda hurt she didn't curse me
lol opti
What I don't get to be with the cool kids
Wth is that again sif
is what i've done a bad thing?or a good thing?
how long do I got
am i lying? am i pulling these dates from nowhere?
or do i have a system? do i know something you dont?
you are playing psychological tricks on us
Imma guess you gotta bout 1800 vbucks stashed away
Imagine not having single lira thats life lol
I'm too good to be cursed
You are already cursed
If she says check again ill get goosebumps but
Also I just got my Batman Jacket I'm so happy
She didnt say it
NICE
I would send a picture but I can't
maybe i was lying about being wrong on purpose to use reverse pyscology on you to make you think that my guesses are based on a fact when in actuality they're based on context clues i've taken from you as a person
No it's okay
or maybe i'm a neruonetwork designed to guess human behavior patterns
The dates still puzzled me tho
I'm confused again
good
if you dont know what your thinking, then you cant what i'm thinking
My teeth look white in the mirror at night but then when I look at them in natural daylight they’re like Simpsons
which means nobody will know what im doing
Just dont hack my accs tho
me brain hurt now
i mean i didnt give any omens
Sif pls stop ur making me think of bread with the crusts on and im getting nauseous
you attributed positivity and negativity to them yourself
wtff
Wth is that
your now thinking about the end slice of bread where one side is nothing but crust being placed in a sink and having it soak in water
its a dementor
Wtf was thaaaat
wtf is this im calling the FBI
Your now thinking about the sound a bowling ball makes when it hits a bowling pin

your now hyper aware of both your breathing and your blinking
no im actually thinking about the should be a reality show where flat-earthers have to find the edge of the world.
Guys im back
hi back
Yahallo
Sif can i have your autograph?
Hello back
Sif can you visit me at my funeral
what is an autograph...just important dead tree
LMAO
Bro wtf is this
But what was that in my window tho
ur mom, asking to check your phone
psychological tricks i tell you!
Rough
creepy

Sif is implanting weird dirty thoughts into my brain
Sav enjoy having a vague memory of this conversation the next time you see a 200 lira note
..
Guys what is ur fav emoji
......
Physhological shet got my brain too
I hate this LOL
heres mine 🍆
Good thing saf is the only victim of sif 😄
and with that i'm going to bed have fun with your own thoughts
BRO
whoops i meant 🤺
lmao
Interesting..
i thought u said im going to sleep in ur bed with ur own thoughts
I'll see you guys in like 15 while I contemplate my life choices
lel
🥸
She is not winning bois relax
@acoustic surge don't be the third Thompson Twin with the dreads.
Stay strong my friend saf, you can fight these dark magic
Sleep well demon

Hm
gn 🦞
Gib me nitro I need.
Give me nitro so I can go fly to god
Bro I forgot to do laundry so I'm wearing a tight old PewDiePie shirt like a freak and then I see this chat
Hahahahahahaa
My life is in turmoil
This chat is wierd man lol
your now thinking about how the last pewdiepie amnesia video was made in 2011 and realising how much time has passed
Agree to disagree with a cherry on the bottom
IT WASN'T 2001
No i dont
NO go to sleep
Go sleep smh
No it's Satan's child
Im not selling my soul this time demon
wow thats a long time
I was 9
ur now thinking why sif isn't sleeping yet
She got u now bat boi
This shirt is from a cry of fear series I think but you are also right
Sif never sleep
do i
Swift u still there lol
I'm slowly draining into the drain that is the galaxy of time
wot is time
Ungland
Sif ruined me
Yeah, I was on animal crossing and remembered to take the Screenshots I said I'd post for poik
swift the first dragon age game came out 12 years ago :)
Oh right
aww
Sif is spitting facts lol
sif i dont like that fact
this server has existed for over a year
WtH
Sif go to bed I swear to God
...
shes right tho
I played the first dragon age game when I was 8 years old
Oh no
Good lord
Just whati was thinking lol
feels weird looking back when i first joined
Sif ruined swifr
I'm not old, you're old
2010 was 11 years ago
Nah uh you are OLD
i mean yer right but i didnt need that
Welcome to the club
Bro
Champions club ?
there are people able to drink 21 years old who were born in the year 2000
Lmao
i dont need to feel older thqan i am
did I hear champions club



