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we are like china of HP universe lol
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@humble sequoia here you are saying "no swift" right?
Wouldnt be us 
Well all houses are amazing, and I would be proud to be part of any of them
@humble sequoia here you are saying "no swift" right?
@humble sequoia 01111001 01100101 01110011
yes she is undercover agent actually lol
@humble sequoia
@humble sequoia , you've been compromised. Rendezvous at headquarters immediately.
Stop being nice your covers already blown
Well all houses are amazing, and I would be proud to be part of any of them
@humble sequoia Come to Gryffindor!
Well all houses are amazing, and I would be proud to be part of any of them
@humble sequoia but you are an HuFfLePoOf ez to say
We have spotted you Swift stop being nice now
lmao
Time to be the real you, just tell people to go away but in a very unfriendly way
@humble sequoia Dont be horrible now guys. How would you feel if that was you?
Cj you are a PAIGON
Hahahaha
cj all you had to do was follow the damn train!!! lol
imagine if harry went to syltherin!
Pfff Harry would have been dead without the Gryffindor plot armour
I am a born leader!
He would have too
No sheep here
CJ i manipulate you in Among us all the time you are no leader lmao
Be safe!
MASK ON was a banger of a song tbf
she already looks like a mortal kombat character lol
It is a bit of a trek though
You could drive?
I have no idea what Trek means but i agree
No I look like a proper nerd - and I don't have a car and this is a city
😂
she plan to go to the shop with a boat lol
I have no idea what Trek means but i agree
@thorn sleet A long walk
Aight
shop till you drop
So star trek is a long walk to a star?
but dont say which one, thats advertising
anyone watch anime?
oh s*** lol
I'm just getting a tesco meal deal, sausage, potato and peppers tbh
ok bring me some doritos while you are at it lol
Will do trick!
tesco meal deal 
anyone watch anime?
@humble sequoia 👀
I wanna go back too the UK now
Nandos and Meal deals
yes hello i am the local weeb good to meet you
It's only 11am and already the ambulances are going

Thats just the city life for u
@pastel shale good to meet you too!
Do you know any good HP games??

Do you guys like Harry Potter? Nerds
now i shall return to my cave
Do you know any good HP games??
@cedar igloo deathly hallows part 2
Oliver Wood and the chamber of secrets was so much better
Oliver... Your name is Oliver Wood
Is it free?
No but Dobby is free
She’s got a point @thorn sleet
No but Dobby is free
@thorn sleet LOL
@balmy wren Dont back her up! Back me up im the MANDEM
No but Dobby is free
@thorn sleet Dobby is a game!? wtf
You know the person in my Pfp?
CJ follow the train dammit lol
No one plays games with my dobie, he should be respected
You know the person in my Pfp?
@cedar igloo yeah he is titanic guy lol
Jango unchained man
It is a face merge LOL and the second guy is?
@humble sequoia yeah darwin k play
old bill murray? lol
Who the hell is Jango and Darwin lmao
I have played all harry potter games on wii!
@humble sequoia which one's your favorite boo
Know Modi?
@cedar igloo yo, that's my prime minister on your dp!
Seeing my classmates all round the city lol
now I know lol
@humble sequoia which one's your favorite boo
@humble sequoia last part
They meant Django, its a movie
@cedar igloo are you indian!?
Yep
And a big HP fan, from UP
same!, where in up?
Umm....near Varanasi
ohhk i am from pragraj but i live in ghaziabad near delhi!
this friendship is awkward, Gryffindor and Slytherin are enemies
Because you do not live in India
Lily and Snape were best friends let’s not forget that
until he called her a slur
keyword: were
Lily and Snape were best friends let’s not forget that
@balmy wren I was in real tears reading the last book
Until he called her the N word
the wizarding equivalent
NO not N😂 , that was MDB
the unspeakable M word
@cedar igloo how old are you?
@humble sequoia Young
Tesco shop complete, hello again!
Filthy little mudblood
hello again swift
Dont self ad shops plz
Filthy little mudblood
@north prairie GASP
woah
Tesco is an award winning supermarket catered for the masses
ban him
Gryffindor, wehre dwell the brave at heart
🅱️an 🔨
🐒
Tesco shop complete, hello again!
@humble sequoia how are you so fast at things lol
Also the use of the M word in unacceptable
ban him
@pastel shale SEND HIM TO AZKABAN
Because what's the point in taking your time when you can spend that extra time reading?
Also the use of the M word in unacceptable
@humble sequoia fight me
Well Azkaban is too harsh, maybe Forbidden Forests with Filch?
Because what's the point in taking your time when you can spend that extra time reading?
@humble sequoia Truer words have never be spoken. I believe you’re Ravenclaw
no. feed him straight to the dementors
@humble sequoia fight me
@north prairie You’ll have to fight me first
I also have to be ready by 1pm BST to test out a new system for a discord server
Well Azkaban is too harsh, maybe Forbidden Forests with Filch?
@cedar igloo Fine, But i'll take Fang
I'll make out with the bloody dementors
god that's a sight
hopefully liverpool beats chelsea in 5 hours. annoying, those fellas are
no. feed him straight to the dementors
@humble sequoia
That's an impostor in Ravenclaw
I also have to be ready by 1pm BST to test out a new system for a discord server
@humble sequoia Ooo what’s that for?
Yessss Liverpool better win
yes i'm clearly a slytherin
i am sad that they are not making hogwarts legacy multiplayer 😦
It's for the big AC server
AC?
one cannot lose their soul if they do not have one in the first place bring the dementors on
Animal crossing
youll never walk alone. noches, everyone!
Tough Assasin's Creed lmao
A person with taste
Well done! That’s really impressive
We're like the 3rd biggest server on discord now and I'm v proud
@humble sequoia AC or HL?
wait we are?
uhhh
I walk a lonely road the only one that I have ever known
nobody eat bear claws. you have been warned
i didn't even know that lmao
damn-
Oh I was talking about the AC server
hahaha yea
wait we are?
@pastel shale You numpty
Big dip hahaha
tf does that mean CJ 
there are a lot of servers with more than a million people, soo....
Yeah this one is probably 480k people off
@humble sequoia that's close
When the game comes out that'll be easy money
How do you not know numpty smh
Quality over quantity amirite this got the best bunch right here
all i know is humpty dumpty
who the heck is numpty
The discord cap is 550 or 500k
@humble sequoia check again!
They could actually bring some DLC's with this game very easily btw
or whatever the egg's name was
Um, no its 550k
Ok then, you silly goose
Goyle is a numpty
Better?
And. One of my questions is. Will there be different seasons where you will play in. Winter Hogwarts is a must
Humpty numpty
yo, dont you dare say fortnite right now or ill get up and floss
If winter hogwarts isn’t in the game then I will...I will...do nothing
Ah it's been up to 600k - but fortnite doesn't have 700
Ah it's been up to 600k - but fortnite doesn't have 700
@humble sequoia it has more than 600k!
this server has less than 8k
@humble sequoia are you in charge of the server?
wintery howards in this game with some christmast trees. Walking to the owlry with a thick snow layer. DAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN
i want a harry potter in vr as well!
I'm one of the head staff of the third biggest server? If that counts
Did anyone play Harry Potter deathly hallows on Kinect lol
I'm one of the head staff of the third biggest server? If that counts
@humble sequoia Bloody hell. Yes, definitely
I'm one of the head staff of the third biggest server? If that counts
@humble sequoia third biggest really!?
Mmhm, fortnite, Minecraft, animal crossing
we are in the presence of a powerful individual
different brands of power in this world 
also is that a cheesecake? my cousin?
this must be what the doods in the pub felt like when they saw harry, in philosophers stone
lmao
@pastel shale join the royal family of foods dear friend
@pastel shale do you know what scran means?
which harry potter movie was best!?
@humble sequoia HBP🙌
PoA for sure
do you think i know what it means?
No 😂
which harry potter movie was best!?
@humble sequoia OfP
which harry potter movie was best!?
@humble sequoia PS and CoS
which harry potter movie was best!?
@humble sequoia The Two Towers
Cos is literally the worst lol
welp, agree too
@humble sequoia I think we need stay clear of British terms so others can understand us lol
Oh scran means eat
Cos was dog poop
can one of you just say the most british sentence you can think of?
But also you can say I'm gonna have a scran, I'm gonna scan something, etc
Mines are PoA and GoF
@humble sequoia Random fact: Harry had a crush on Cedric??
i think it'd be funny
Cos and dh1 are c tier
Bird was 10/10 mortal, she was gonna pop her clogs so I had to leg it
Why’d no one enjoy cos
can one of you just say the most british sentence you can think of?
@pastel shale iight bruv whatchu wanna hear fam u up for a cheeky nandos love
bird means ladyfren
nice 
Why’d no one enjoy cos
@honest gazelle wayyyyy too long
My guy was pure necking on with this bird last night g. She was proper filthy.
@vapid spoke its just not that good compared to the rest, still ok tho
CJ lollll
UK slang i see CJ
My guy was pure necking on with this bird last night g. She was proper filthy.
@balmy wren this is incomprehensible to me
My guy was pure necking on with this bird last night g. She was proper filthy.
@balmy wren proper peng ting
Cj u silly numpty
@pastel shale Its easy too understand, what do u mean
Cos is literally the worst lol
@north prairie i leave the chat for 2 minutes and everyone is talking sh!t about CoS what the heck
yeah maybe for you oliver
uk rap fan headass
Uk rap is the best rap
its called grime
@humble sequoia they all secretly adore it and think it’s the greatest hp movie
@thorn sleet Do you’re most British sentence
Well make it easy for the kid @vapid spoke he doesnt know his stuff
Grimeeee, but I still say Aitch is not grime
@humble sequoia Yes! Thank you!
Like he's great and all but he's not a Jay1 or anything
@balmy wren Oi bruv me and the mandem in them ends ye? Selling food on road fam
And then GLASS OFF WOOTHA
didn't quite catch that
WOOTAH is my new go to when i need a glass of water
Leaving work but will be back later for more chats! Stay cool, Wizards!
quite literally the most british message i've ever read
Ello govna, wood u like soome wootah with your marmite toast innit
War-ter
"you have enough time to wear your gutties and scarper until I dilly-dally finishing my lovely cup of tea while my guttiwuts having an..."
WOOAWTER
@thorn sleet You wouldn’t know that you’re not from the UK
i prefer mahmelade
Have a lovely day Mono!
Wootah clan
Ello govna, wood u like soome wootah with your marmite toast innit
@north prairie marmites deadddd fam
You too!
im about to drop some angelino hood bars on our UK frens
Wootah gang
Wooh tang clan
Hahah
Also hate how Americans now thing that M to the B song is like British rap
I’m tryna get the Willy Wonka special
"you have enough time to wear your gutties and scarper until I dilly-dally finishing my lovely cup of tea while my guttiwuts having an..."
@humble sequoia I'm no british but they taught me british english in school lol
hows the ps5 pre orders in your country?
M TO THE B better wach it Sophie
The heck is m to the b lol
It’s M to the B M to the B M M M M to the B
You're not the only one doing grime
fink ur the only girl doing grimeee
Its Mille B sending for Sophie Aspin on a Blackpool grime disstrack
Coming in hard with my bars
Shout out to my boy Little T
Yall can't handle my bars 🔥
Read your bars off your iPhone 4
And its not 4 its FOOUAR
Man British stuff gets slaughtered when it gets out to the rest of the world
Lmao
that read more new york than british to me oliver
True, new york people do be sounding funny
yeah they ruined doctor who when they made it more american lol
ye british 4 is just "foh"
For
I love Sophie’s line when she said “Your mums a door knob, everyone’s had a turn”
Lmao
Pfffff
bars
Oh god ..
It's the new "I'm takin your missus. Nah brother I'm jokin"
UK do be having the best rappers tho for real... America doesnt get close to the UK
@thorn sleet 😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀
Peng ting called Addison
Addison Rae do be peng
british accent goes wild in rural areas, you can hear someone yelling at you "oi yoh na stood daaa layd" which means "don't stand on my land" or something lol
I have no comments on miss rae because if I can't say nice things, don't say them at all
Cannae believe it
UK do be having the best rappers tho for real... America doesnt get close to the UK
@thorn sleet No
I have no comments on miss rae because if I can't say nice things, don't say them at all
@humble sequoia what a roast
I mean i dont care about her she is just peng
Dave would put every single American rapper on the ropes if they tried to chat shit
Shes a very pretty young woman
I don’t wanna dead no beef
There's beef
Yes umbridge is a very pretty young woman
Oof Umbridge 
Lul
umbridge could run me over with a truck and id apologize
Yes umbridge is a very pretty young woman
@honest gazelle i guess that's why the centaurs liked her
lol I love how innocent WB servers lol
Have you not been to the WB after dark server
We are the bad kids of WB servers smh
Dont call me a kid fam 
0_0
take the compliment 👀
imma just stood here and observe ;-;
Hello Riz!
You are all very nice kids
@humble sequoia I'm way older than you!!!! lol
Very nice grand pa then
if u want some ill give it ya fam
You look about 24 @humble sequoia
I'm old at heart
My soul is not a day above 13
tell it to my granpa heart having an heart attack lol
My soul is like 98 years old
Ah yes the 1990's good time
Where the 90s babies are?
Mostly because i wasnt born and therefore didnt have to face the pain that life is
I wouldn't know wasnt alive till 97 lol
2000's GANG
No
1994 represent
2000 is a superior year to be born in
1999
Is 1997 still considered 90s baby , or shall I round up lol
Nah u 90's dont try too join us cool kids
Oliver we'll forever know our age
if you don't remember 90s then better don't count yourself as 90s baby lol
Oh it's 2020? Ah I know my age
Nah u 90's dont try too join us cool kids
@thorn sleet Literally a baby wdym
I suck at math but my birthday is saving me
Imagine having to do math, no NOT ME i just look at the year because im smart
Same
@humble sequoia I remember pooping my diaper does that count ?
Did you pass?
It killed me off but I managed a C
I cheated in math because i didnt wanna fail, and it worked so who really won
That’s still good
I got there through hardwork smh Olive
Hard work LMAO wouldnt be me
why hardwork when you can cheat lol
Yeah Olive
Yeah my teacher kept telling me to drop the subject because I'll fail anyway so it was a result
I got there thru pdfs and copying of pretty girls 😂
I didnt have any pretty girls to copy from 
I got there thru pdfs and copying of pretty girls 😂
@north prairie Lady’s man here girls. Stay clear
I only got pretty pages to cheat from lol
@thorn sleet big oof
f boi Shah, stay away he will break your heart
Love em and leave em, just make sure to leave with their copy of the homework
Wh- I am a huffle
Not that nice as we seem huh Swift
Shes a slytherpuff

So out of character
I've never cheated on anything in my life - getting there through hardwork is too rewarding
💀💀
Not with math, i dont need it
but cheating is hardwork too lol
Bruv im not finna sit up and cry for 9 hours for some dumb dumb math that i will never use again
Well that’s Ravenclaw @humble sequoia
I'm not smart lol, I just work hard
It really is , you gotta make it seem like u ain't cheatin lol
I invented a language to just cheat SMH lol
So you’re still a fraud
BALD FRAUD
I'm being targeted 
Yes 
bruh yall trying too hard, i just put write down notes and hide them in my sock and then cross my legs and boom
But why? The best thing about learning is failing and knowing how to do better?
Pfft
the best thing about learning is getting 100 and thats it lol
Lmaoo
I dont wanna learn i wanna pass! Big difference
my teacher were like big brother therefore only way was inventing a language that seems like random drawing lol
No, failing is horrible
I've failed a lot but that's okay
Thats what a failure would say 
ur report card would disagree
Failing just makes me feel so demotivated
You just gotta push and make sure you take criticism and work on it
life disagrees with you lol
Which I barely I have at the moment
Swift trynna be hermione so bad lol
But math i dont want too work on, i will NEVER NEVER need it, so might as well make sure i pass
Wh I'm being legit 
kinda hard to take criticism when ur maths teacher takes 1 look at ur paper and all he can write down is "????" lmao
Nah my math teacher was aight i just dont care about maths at all lol
Erm, yes @thorn sleet you need maths
I was getting U's for the entire of my A Levels until I reached the final exams. I was very very close to just giving up
@balmy wren Not the harder part of it, what i need i have on my phone lets be real
no, u dont need to know how to figure out what x is in any situation ever
or anything more advanced than that
why need math when you have a smartphone lol
Erm to be a maths teacher you do. Duh
ah yes and thats my goal in life obviously
Math teachers are so not cool
Maths was my favourite subject
So maths REALLY sucks, but I needed the A level to get into university and I need the degree to get into the qualification I need and I need the qualification to help out young teens
best math teacher is the one teach you how to do math on your smartphone lol
Maths was my favourite subject
@balmy wren same!
Nerds
It’s all about patterns and solving things it’s amazing
My favourite subject was break time 
best part of the school was when I was sleeping lol
That’s why I do Accountancy and I would never look back
@balmy wren same!
@glacial gate same!
Okay im leaveing now, gotta take my yearly shower, see yall 
But now im too stupid to understand math😬
Have fun!
Good afternoon, everyone 
maths, physics and astronomy!
Okay im leaveing now, gotta take my yearly shower, see yall :blobwave:
@thorn sleet byee
Hello Poik! They were doubting that I was a huffle 
But now im too stupid to understand math😬
@glacial gate don't worry, these days you are smart as much as your smartphone!!! lol
Hello Poik! They were doubting that I was a huffle :blurryeyes:
@humble sequoia oh we know you ain't huffle lol
:o how dare, you're the prototypical huffle
@glacial gate don't worry, these days you are smart as much as your smartphone!!! lol
@humble sequoia well we cant use our phones or even caculators in school
honesty i forgot there is a house ravenclaw😅
you can if you do it secretly lol which requires brain lol
I make a comment about Shah stealing girls' homework and here we are 
awkward silence
Yes Neut
hello silence my old friend lol
Doo Doo Doo Doo once again
smh, just read up a lil, hard work isn't a specific Ravenclaw trait, just a thirst for knowledge. Each house can have equally hard workers in it
I make a comment about Shah stealing girls' homework and here we are :nyaaCry:
@humble sequoia ill steal you puff
@humble sequoia well we cant use our phones or even caculators in school
@glacial gate well i need to caculate things when i go to work eventually. Nurses cant use phones
Wh-
yes I'm hardworker at being lazy (wat lol)
Allu... That sucks
didn't know nurses have to be a computer lol
But we only use maths when we distribute drugs
how is accountancy about solving things? (real question)
Um, perhaps money, interest, stocks etc
TBH, to eliminate human error nurses should use a calculator lol
yes but that's not the same type of solving than math
Assuming it is Phineas Nigellus Black that's the headmaster of Hogwarts in the new game, I wonder how school life will be influenced by having a pure-blood supremacist in charge...
The only time I use maths really is when I waitress - when people are like haha we'll split it between all 4 and then expect me to split it for them
TBH, to eliminate human error nurses should use a calculator lol
@humble sequoia well we do when patients wont see us. But thats not always the case.
Oh Nin, I didn't even think of that!
We still need to do math in our head
@restive stream we hang the mudbloods simple
Assuming it is Phineas Nigellus Black that's the headmaster of Hogwarts in the new game, I wonder how school life will be influenced by having a pure-blood supremacist in charge...
@restive stream I think he's just the Potions teacher
SHAH no
SWIFT yes
Mornin fellows, I broke my monthly record and slept 15 hours
@restive stream we hang the mudbloods simple
@north prairie no....
SHAH yes!!! lol
Morning @spring cedar
Oh wow Yui! Doing good!
Mornin fellows, I broke my monthly record and slept 15 hours
@spring cedar nice
Mono aren't you supposed to be working 
I'm trying to avoid work
I'd sure not hope to be doing another 12 hour shift again already 😂
Mono aren't you supposed to be working :blurryeyes:
@humble sequoia people shouldn't work outside of their shifts lol
Oh good lord 12 hours

That's brutal
Merlin, 12 hours is half a day 😩 too much
if 12 hour shift is too much then consider being a doctor or police lol
Why did my post just disappear?
I ate it
maybe u swore
I replied to three people, it was there for a second, and it disappeared.
Most likely because it was too long or seen as spam, or perhaps it had naughty words @restive stream
Although what can I say, since I work 20 hours in total, but at home
hi
Can't say for certain as it disappeared too quickly
Most likely because it was too long or seen as spam, or perhaps it had naughty words @restive stream
@meager quest
Well, it was neither.
Hello!
considering this is a WB channel you need to be too careful to what you post here
Some weeks last year I would do about 50 hours a week on top of study
helloo
@restive stream Then I couldn't tell ya. Weird.
Who said they thought Phineas Nigellus was the potion-teacher?
When I return to graphic studies , I will probably be at the university 5 days a week from morning to evening.
Unsure about this bot but one of the bots I use deletes posts over about 12 lines?
Swift that sounds like a ton of work!
Hmm good point, it may have a number limit to how many lines are allowed.
Some weeks last year I would do about 50 hours a week on top of study
@humble sequoia i did that last spring. But it got too much. Its not easy going to school, work and trying to be normal 19 year old with friends
But I didn't even see the full post
Oh, in response to my experience last year? Yeah I never really slept. It was work, school, go clubbing, play sport. Maybe got 2 hours of sleep each night
Definitely yikes on the sleep
I recall a time where I'd be stuck within a 1-4 hour sleep schedule, certainly not fun and detrimental to the good ol' health.
Dropping one of my sports teams and stopping going out as much, and definitely never working that many hours again
during my last year at university I've learned to sleep while I'm awake while living my life lol
If I find out that the Potion-teacher in the game is Phineas Nigellus Black, I just might boycott the game.
Work can be really exhausting. I cannot imagine working in a place that I will not like.
Yeah I think it's the "I'm young and invincible , let me do all the things I can do" mindset
Oh, in response to my experience last year? Yeah I never really slept. It was work, school, go clubbing, play sport. Maybe got 2 hours of sleep each night
@humble sequoia i had pretty similar schedule. Without sports tho
Well live young, die fast right? 
Definitely hahaha, leaving home was huge for me because I have a helicopter parent so I went a bit mad
that's the point Oliver
Yeah I think it's the "I'm young and invincible , let me do all the things I can do" mindset
@humble sequoia I was like that in highschool until burnout syndrome lol
@meager quest Why can't I post pictures?
I might just drop sports team all together and just do my boxing classes
Took a screenshot of a man in the trailer that I think is Phineas Nigellus Black.
@restive stream Where are you trying to post pictures?
You can post pictures in #🤣memes or #🎨art-and-ugc-archive and link them maybe!
My goal is too keep my drinking to a max of 1 time a week
Here.
Well live young, die fast right? :4head:
@thorn sleet it wasnt really living tho 8hours of school and 7hours of work
No image posting here in this channel I'm afraid.
Was it only me who noticed that when I started studying in high school I stopped partying a lot? As if I didn't care so much about studying, but I got so burned out from partying.
Why?
@glacial gate Oof thats rough, thats why i dont have a job 
Swift had just let you know however, memes and art are good places to post.
Oh I partied a lot
@restive stream Because we don't want to oversaturate every channel with images
@glacial gate Oof thats rough, thats why i dont have a job :200iq:
@thorn sleet i dont have either anymore
If its game related, I see a lot in #🎨art-and-ugc-archive!
Thats the best part of being paid to study by the state, i dont need a job 
Overstatuate?
Overfill - sometimes images can be spammy
English is my second language, btw.
Oh I partied a lot
@humble sequoia i had like 2 friends so no parties for me
Ah, yes Swift has it right.
Right... Is there anywhere I can post an image?
Memes and Art or Pets.
Hahaha, I don't think I said no to a night out last year either unless it was a work night
Try to keep them relevant posts to their respective channels
During my "rebellion" period, I was partying the most when i was 15-16. But that's usually the case in my country. In high school, I was more of a house party.
@humble sequoia Thats the spirit! Never say no to a night out
Yeah...by the age of 15 or 16 me and friends were putting up tents in a field and drinking
Thats the best part of being paid to study by the state, i dont need a job :200iq:
@thorn sleet i get like 80€ per month so i can barely afford to have my car
That didn't stop till I was 18 and then I moved to bars and still haven't really stopped - trying to implement a nicer lifestyle now
80 euros is rough... In Denmark we get way more
Oh wow, 80?
Gonna be a very different year for you then, Swift
No going to bars for a while 
I don't get paid to study, I just have loans
In my country, in the capital, there is a place called "stairs" by the Vistula River. The main meeting place for middle schoolers and university students
Ah you see Poik, I live with 4 other northerners who love to party. The flat seshes aren't gonna die
Bars were just open here, now they close at 10pm
Well i live with my mom so yeah. Shes expected to pay my livin> 80 euros is rough... In Denmark we get way more
@thorn sleet
Oliver Wood got wood?
That's fair haha, sounds like you can still have a good time then
@wanton osprey Wood got the best wood
@thorn sleet i get like 80€ per month so i can barely afford to have my car
@glacial gate 80euros iss.. This is exploitation.
Yeah, most of our flat bonding is watching gogglebox, friends or me messing with my guitar while slightly inebriated
@wanton osprey Wood got the best wood
@thorn sleet okayy then
Just get a job
The only reason i would get 4 roommates would be too have a constant party
Hello you still here
I can get 80 euro for one painting that I will paint.
No i left
What happens to Oliver after graduation? 👁 👁
hiya Guti
we never leave
Disappears
I posted a picture in memes of the man I think is Phineas Nigellus Black.
@wanton osprey Beer, and alot of it :((
The only reason i would get 4 roommates would be too have a constant party
@thorn sleet i wouldt get roomates even for that reason
Not sure what Oliver Wood does exactly, but he fights in the battle for Hogwarts at least
It was a rough fight! But we won
This game is before fantastic beasts?
Yup,
Correct
Set in the late 1800s.
Wood was in charge of the broomstick squad. Quidditch was good for something.
The game is not even out yet, and I already found a plot hole.
Lol
Before anything JK made so she can’t make every character homosexual
@wanton osprey
😂
We will see 👀
...
If I share the plot hole I saw in the trailer, will that ruin it for you, or would you be fine with it?
Oliver must become a professional quidditch player no doubt
Either that or she’ll make the principal have a crush on you in the game so there’s a romance aspect 
We basically know the bare minimum about the plot and yet you found an issue already? Remarkable.
We basically know the bare minimum about the plot and yet you found an issue already? Remarkable.
@little bone
I'm a nerd. 😛
Enlighten us then.
Time to bail so it won’t be spoiled 
We see the main character arrive at the school by carriage, but the Hogwarts Express was already going by then. And as the Ministry said when the pure-bloods complained, you either ride the train or they don't go to school.
Maybe it’s an equivalent to the boats
Oh, very simple. The character apparently starts late.
And?
@humble sequoia Ah, yeah he did, don't know how important he was to the team but he did sign to Puddlemere United
So the characters in the game are not in the book or some characters are?
They get "a late letter of acceptance at hogwarts", therefore I think that's suitable.
that's not even a plothole LMFAO
@humble sequoia
Yes, it is.
alo
@humble sequoia hello 
No, it is not. The character isn't a normal student.
also i'm not sure why people are still under the impression jk is involved in the game at all
They get "a late letter of acceptance at hogwarts", therefore I think that's suitable.
@little bone
Late, as in after they've turned eleven, not late as in after the start-of-term.
No, it is not. The character isn't a normal student.
This
This
@humble sequoia
Magically not normal, but they're still for every intent and purposes still a student among students.
One that arrives later than everyone by 5 years
Yall... after the first year people get to hogwarts from hogsmeade via carriage. Maybe they just made it a flying carriage
The character that you play is not a normal student he have something that the others students don’t have. You can customize your character and that’s cool that your character is not a normal student
Before anything JK made so she can’t make every character homosexual
@wanton osprey if she wants she can ;-;
No
No
is it playstation exclusive
No.
No
Nope, every console
No
Yall... after the first year people get to hogwarts from hogsmeade via carriage. Maybe they just made it a flying carriage
@vapid spoke i believe it's one of the thestral carriages
Yall... after the first year people get to hogwarts from hogsmeade via carriage. Maybe they just made it a flying carriage
@vapid spoke
Unless we get a joke about flying carriages colliding and a facepalming professor turning to the headmaster and going; "Every single year - we shouldn't just have them pulled through the gates one by one?" and the boss gonig; "Yeah, good idea for next term." ... Why?
Is it also on pc?
Warner bros did a game for exclusive console?
Is it also on pc?
@lyric ferry
It will be.
@vapid spoke i believe it's one of the thestral carriages
@humble sequoia Yeah, YeH thestrals are invisible and can fly.
Ok good
@lyric ferry yes
@restive stream because its visually exciting
Well not everyone is gonna use flying carriages, it's, again, a rare situation
@restive stream because its visually exciting
@vapid spoke
Stop making arguments that's impossible to refute! 😛
Well, they are thestral carriages
Darn, that logic thing! 😂
I saw that you can fly in a buckbeak
Hello!
Well, we saw in Crimes of Grindelwald that having carriages drawn by thestrals aren't unique to Hogwarts.
I forgot when legacy will take place ik before Harry Potter
I saw that you can fly in a buckbeak
@idle current a Hippogriff?
late 1800's
Late 1800s
How are you guys doing today?
To be honest.. I don't even care!
@humble sequoia yes
yupp
voldemort wasn't even born yet
@humble sequoia yep, he was born in the 20s or 40s
lol
Grindelwald is probably still experimenting on his peers at Durmstrang when the game takes place.
What is in 1800? Do you know anything?
Dumbledore was born in 1881, so he might make a cameo as a fellow student.
Dumbledore was born 1881, so the game would have to be in 1892 or later to see him as a student
awesome
have they confirmed whether this is multiplayer or singleplayer?
^
I mean you see Nicolas flamel?
Singleplayer
That means he'd probably not be in the game..
singleplayer only
as of now atleast, could do a cyberpunk and add multiplayer later
ah alright, thanks
I mean you see Nicolas flamel?
@idle current well hes pretty much invincible so yes we could see him
Out of interest, if the game had a young Dumbledore be the main character, would that make you more or less excited?
yeah, cyberpunks on pc
Out of interest, if the game had a young Dumbledore be the main character, would that make you more or less excited?
@restive stream well that would rule out character customization so idk
tbh i don't really care whether dumbledore's in the game or not
@restive stream well that would rule out character customization so idk
@vapid spoke
Fair point.
i just want to explore the castle. that's literally it
Imagine that one of the students are some proffesor of hogwarts but young
JK wasnt involved in the game at all so if dumbledore was in the game in some capacity, JK would probably wanna be involved with that
I just want to go to hogwarts n do spells n shit and I’m going to like it
@humble sequoia I think you can because is a open world
Because I’m a wizard
Yes.
And what about Percival Dumbledore? If he did too then he might be in the game
i mean i don't see why he wouldn't have
Well the sister didnt
Poor Ariana
for different reasons
The game hast to take place after 1883 if they don't want to break canon
@humble sequoia why?
Because of the quidditch goal posts
@humble sequoia
Nice catch.
The creative teams of these games should have Potterheads like us fact-checking their scripts. 😂
Hello there
tbh there's a chance they won't give us a specific date/year for that exact reason
im sure they will have someone to check up the facts
The creative teams of these games should have Potterheads like us fact-checking their scripts. 😂
@restive stream They probably did..
it could be that before even hagrid someone did bring those in the forest
@restive stream They probably did..
@humble sequoia
I don't know about that. Do you know Harry Potter: Hogwarts Mystery? The first year in the game occurrs during the 1984-1985 school year, our seventh and last year are in the 1990-1991 school year, the year before Harry start. But guess what? I saw somewhere that Professor Quirrell will appear as a Muggle Studies teacher in Year 7 in the game, the one year we KNOW that he WASN'T at Hogwarts, since he had a year-long haitus to get some first-hand experience dealing with the Dark Arts before becoming the DADA teacher.
We have so little info that it's impossible to know why that acromantula is there, it might've been brought there by someone for all we know
@restive stream Hogwarts mystery is not canon
@humble sequoia
According to whom?
if thats an alternate timeline, i wouldnt be surprised if hogwarts legacy is too
@humble sequoia
According to whom?
@restive stream also, the fanbase
I didn't think it was an alternate timeline, I thought it was sloppy writing.
kinda in a similar way to how many people consider the cursed child non-canon despite jk rowling saying otherwise
if thats an alternate timeline, i wouldnt be surprised if hogwarts legacy is too
HL is far enough away from all the movies that, if done right, it could definitely become canon
kinda in a similar way to how many people consider the cursed child non-canon despite jk rowling saying otherwise
@humble sequoia
Twist and turn it however you like, in terms of which one is a bigger insult to the HP universe, compared to the Cursed Child, Hogwarts Mystery is a fart in a typhone.
Hogwarts mystery is better than cursed child lmaoo
still, it's basically accepted in the fanon to be non-canonical
@restive stream https://wizardsunitehub.info/wiki/portkey-games/amp/ there's even an official graph
@humble sequoia
An alternate timeline in the sense of when it is taken place, not alternate timeline as in an actual alternate timeline.
"did you know voldemort and bellatrix had a child"
The book who shall not be named
True
"did you know voldemort and bellatrix had a child"
@humble sequoia
Did you know that if you remove the first and last letters in the Dark Lord's name, you're left with the word 'oldemor', which is Norwegian and means "great-grandmother" ?
Isn't that the same ? @restive stream
@humble sequoia
No, based on the context in which "alternate timeline" is used there, and the picture shown, they don't mean an actual alternate timeline. They're just using the term incorrectly, and refers to a period of time in the wizarding world that hasn't been covered yet.
If you look in "memes", I posted the picture.
Hihi I'm bak
There are a lot of inconsistencies. The main character doesn't fit into the lore
@humble sequoia
The main character actually fit so well into the lore that I have ascribed a canonical counterpart to it.
when they said 2021 does that mean early like january
when they said 2021 does that mean early like january
@humble sequoia late 2021 most likely
Yes im serious lol
there are just waaaaay too many inconsistencies for it to be canon. the fanon has spoken i'm done debating this
No it doesn't for exact we know charlie was captain of the quidditch team
@humble sequoia
I don't talk about the Qudditch carbage. I was thinking about the character in and by itself. In all the concept art and trailers, the MC is a female, often with dark hair. Who else do we know who have dark hair, is Tonks' age, comes form a wizarding household and hence know little about Muggles, is magically very competent and have done something remarkable to earn Dumbledore's confidence to be allowed to join the Order of the Phoenix, even though she was too young to have joined the first time? Hestia Jones.
Of all the characters in the game, how is Dumbledore out of character?
Do you think the hogwarts legacy music sounded avengersy at some parts (and that’s not a bad thing)
And I don't play it, but I watch every chapter as playthrough on youtube.
Hogwarts mystery is the mobile game right
He don't favor MC for no reason.
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Si
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Why only Gryffindor here
Weve taken over
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Yes! @worn marten
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neyi nerden biliyorum
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Dumbledore is probably the most complex character in the books it makes no sense to favor some random hogwarts student for no reason. HP was different because there was a whole other story behind.
@humble sequoia
I think you are slightly biased against the game, and hence don't see how it all fits together.
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Does Dumbledore just pick a student each year to be extremely biased towards?
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@restive stream if you see my Profile pic I'm playing it. 🙂 So not biased just realistic
@humble sequoia
https://harrypotter.fandom.com/wiki/Albus_Dumbledore#The_Cursed_Vaults
ight imma download hm
Does Dumbledore just pick a student each year to be extremely biased towards?
@humble sequoia neville deserved those 10 points
never thought i'd see the day where someone actively defends hm unironically
You know I'm not talking about Neville
like it's such an obvious cash grab
Jus sayin tho
They have a long way to go before they've covered the whole game, but the people who compiled all this information did a decent job of documenting exactly why Dumbledore would want to "favor" the Main Character of the game.
never thought i'd see the day where someone actively defends hm unironically
@humble sequoia
Defends who? Dumbledore?
Defends Hogwarts Mystery. The game is just a money maker.
hm is short for hogwarts mystery
And a good money maker
Defends Hogwarts Mystery. The game is just a money maker.
@little bone
Which is why I don't play it. Doesn't mean the overarching storyline is entirely without merit.
I never said that it was.
Most mobile apps are built with one goal: to make as much money as humanly possible without regard for the quality of the game
Yeah
I'm sorry I won't argue anymore in that topic. :)
@humble sequoia
Well, you should give it a read anyway. It's an entertaining read, even if you think they've reached the wrong conclusion.
Most mobile apps are built with one goal: to make as much money as humanly possible without regard for the quality of the game
@humble sequoia exactly that's why i was so surprised to actually see someone defend it
Hogwarts Mystery is just boring. I don't like that the exploration in that game is just a GIF that you can swipe left or right towards. Would've preferred an 8 bit game over that
I play the game, it's fun and engaging if you look past the cash grab but the story is not canon, fan service and badly written. My final words :Lilys_Gumdrop:
@humble sequoia
All right. Could I ask for one last favor, though?
I mean, Rowan's death is a transpostion of Diggory's death (and the developers of that game know this, since they put him as a present character at the funeral), the circle of Khanna is just Dumbledore's Army 2.0., the betrayal of Rakepick is a concept already seen with Pettigrew.
I'll read the article yes :Ah_yes:
@humble sequoia
No, not the article. I got sort of fed up with how Side Quests inserts cameos that does not tie into the overarching story, so I sort of authoered an idea for a SQ. As someone who plays the game, would you be willing to give it a quick once-over and tell me what you think? ^^'
The whole game is just copy of the main series in terms of plot.
i used cheat engine to get infinite money and stamina in hogwarts mystery and i STILL found it so grindy and boring that i had to give up
Yup and lupin would never take wolfsbane potion from a 14 year old girl lol
Yup and lupin would never take wolfsbane potion from a 14 year old girl lol
@north prairie
Not even when he was desperate and she lied to his face and said she had plenty to spare?
Nope not even then
Sort of like saying that if Lupin's been out in the sun all day and dehydrated, he wouldn't accept a glass of water from a kid even when she tells him that "It's fine, my family has a well within walking distance, so I won't go thirsty."
Idk bruh doesn't make sense hes a grown man thats been a werewolf longer than shes been alive and shes more prepared than him ,like cmon lol
do you work for portkey games or something
@humble sequoia I tak that as a no, then? My apologies for bothering you.
like i'm just wondering why you're so overly invested in this game lol
especially in the writing
like someone when the game comes out whether that will cost something
Idk bruh doesn't make sense hes a grown man thats been a werewolf longer than shes been alive and shes more prepared than him ,like cmon lol
@north prairie
You do realize that the game is taking place in the mid-80's, and that the Wolfbane Potino was created in the mid-80's, right?
like someone when the game comes out whether that will cost something???
@north prairie
You do realize that the game is taking place in the mid-80's, and that the Wolfbane Potino was created in the mid-80's, right?
@restive stream if it’s a parallel timeline the dates don’t have to match with the original one
And that while Lupin is living hands to mouth in a shack and can't afford the ingredients, whereas the student in question get it costfree, made by a trained Potioneer. At least, it would be reasonable for Lupin to assume she did, given who the headmaster is.
@restive stream if it’s a parallel timeline the dates don’t have to match with the original one
@covert cosmos
It's not, the game makers used the term "alternate timeline" incorrectly in an article.
carefully dodged my question 🤔
@humble sequoia
Sorry, I didn't see your question.
do you work for portkey games or something
@humble sequoia
like i'm just wondering why you're so overly invested in this game lol
^
@restive stream or he could've just asked Dumbledore to have Snape brew him some for free
@covert cosmos
It's not, the game makers used the term "alternate timeline" incorrectly in an article.
@restive stream Ok, even tho the graphic showed it as an alternate timeline
Hi people
hello
@restive stream or he could've just asked Dumbledore to have Snape brew him some for free
@north prairie
He could, but he didn't.
they used the term exactly how it was supposed to be used
@restive stream Ok, even tho the graphic showed it as an alternate timeline
@covert cosmos
The graphic showed the chronology of HP-centered franchises.
:/
hello everyone
they used the term exactly how it was supposed to be used
@humble sequoia
No, they didn't. Also - my apologies, I am talking to multiple people at once.
I have a vested interest in the integrity of the HP univese, and while I dismiss the Cursed Child because it reads as literal fan fiction, there are moments where you get the sense that the writers of Hogwarts Mystery are really trying. There are moments where the wording of dialouge is so faithful to the character in question that it might have been taken straight out of the books, and other times, it makes me cringe. Ultimately - they're trying - and I respect that.
Ah, a treaty about oriental philosophy I see.
have to say that too that they atleast tried with hogwarts mystery's writing
Do you think the writers of cursed child weren't also trying?
Tried, I mean I guess lol, its seems like all they do is copy and paste what happened to harry
Yeah just like hogwarts have been always a death trap to students eventhough said to be the safest place in country lol
@restive stream okay but that still doesn't erase the whole bunch of inconsistencies in the timeline AND the writing, not to mention the fact that they EXPLICITLY state that it set place in an alternate timeline
Schrödinger's safety
...didn’t...say...if they worked...for portkey games...
@restive stream okay but that still doesn't erase the whole bunch of inconsistencies in the timeline AND the writing, not to mention the fact that they EXPLICITLY state that it is set place in an alternate timeline
Again, they used the term incorrectly, but of course, you don't have to recognize it as canon anymore than you have to akcnowledge the Cursed Child.
no they used the term exactly how it's supposed to be used
Unfortunately what is and isn't canon isn't exactly up to us
@humble sequoia I got sort of fed up with how Side Quests inserts cameos that does not tie into the overarching story, so I sort of authoered an idea for a SQ. As someone who plays the game, would you be willing to give it a quick once-over and tell me what you think? ^^'
just because YOU don't like the answer doesn't mean they used the term incorrectly
And what leads you to think they used it erroneously @restive stream ?
What... Is happening in here?
there is an brawl night going
i don't even know honestly lmao
no they used the term exactly how it's supposed to be used
@humble sequoia
I disagree.
We don't know, it's just arguing.
@restive stream
just because YOU don't like the answer doesn't mean they used the term incorrectly
@humble sequoia
get out of your wands its 4th great wizarding war at here
Well, games can be contentious, and the Harry Potter timeline can be a little tricky anyway
@restive stream you mean on the side quests?
@humble sequoia
Well, "Christmas at the Weasleys", that's a Side Quest. "Howling Halloween", that's side quests.
Perception is subjective celica.
^^^^^^^^^
@restive stream
@humble sequoia
@humble sequoia
I know. Which is why my perferances is irrelevant to my position.
Would you mind providing a reason as to why you achieved this mindset Ninclow?
then i'm not sure why you're still arguing that it's canon? unless i'm somehow misunderstanding lol
Seems kinda odd to disregard their use of the word "alternate timeline" and the diagram of an alternate timeline for no particular reason at all
@sonic drift
I don't disregard it. The diagram shows when chronologically Hogwarts Mystery takes place in comparison to Fantastic Beasts and Harry Potter, it doesn't make some revelation about some HP Multiverse.
Hello fellow wizards and witches!
Hello. 🙂
Disregarded me entirely, very sly indeed.
Well HM is specifically placed away from the main timeline in that diagram
Just remember to be respectful of everyone, the HP timelines can be tumultuous
Please be a fall 2021 release
Well HM is specifically placed away from the main timeline in that diagram
@humble sequoia
Because the events in HM takes place in the 1980s, and the events in HP timelines takes place in the 1990s.
There's absolutely nothing wrong with headcanon of course
@sonic drift
Absolutely not.
@humble sequoia
Because the events in HM takes place in the 1980s, and the events in HP timelines takes place in the 1990s.
Every other event in the series, movies, plays and books, take place on the main line of the diagram, HM is the only one to branch off
My headcanon is that the Main Character of HM is Hestia Jones and that her adventures in HM led up to her induction into the Order of the Phoenix.
Every other event in the series, movies, plays and books, take place on the main line of the diagram, HM is the only one to branch off
@humble sequoia
Are we looking at two different diagrams?
Who is Hestia Jones
Who is Hestia Jones
@topaz steppe
Member of the Order of the Phoenix, side character in books 5 and 7.
Is she in the hm game
Nope.
🤔
Do you guys think they'll be a beta?
No
I'm talking about the one in #🤣memes
@humble sequoia
It's the same one, I got confused. At first, I didn't get what you meant by "branched off", but then I looked again.
yeah that's still the same one i posted
Game won't have a beta
God dammit
All we can hope for is a good, optimized product
Current objective: Pray.
It doesn't branch off in the sense that it is an alternate timeline, it branches off in the sense of highlighting that the game is meant to be multiple choice.
I've been waiting for this moment for 10 years, literally
i hope there is enough content too
I think if you're making an ARPG in the current year then you have to compete with the likes of Witcher 3
Having four houses and at least two endings that we know of so far is gonna add a lot of replayability even if sidequests are lacking
Hopefully it's a little sooner than the end of 2021
I think if you're making an ARPG in the current year then you have to compete with the likes of Witcher 3
@topaz steppe
ARPG?
hopefully not. probably for the best if the game isn't rushed
Action Roleplaying Game
hopefully not. probably for the best if the game isn't rushed
@humble sequoia you know that's not what I meant
i'd just rather wait a little longer if it means getting a better game
hopefully not. probably for the best if the game isn't rushed
@humble sequoia
Indeed. Hogwarts Legacy might be the greatest thing to happen to the fandom since the release of the last book. In my opinion, that is.
2021
🤦♂️
@restive stream that's definitely at least one thing we can both agree on
hopefully not. probably for the best if the game isn't rushed
@humble sequoia who knows where the game is now? For all we know they might be doing the final touches and it'll be released in early 2021
@restive stream that's definitely at least one thing we can both agree on
@humble sequoia
😂
Schreier said late 2021

I saw my local store advertising it for October 2021
Cries in 31th december 2021.
Not bad
I really hope there will be co-op missions
I hope in some multiplayer too. that would be such a great thing
As long as those missions can be played singleplayer
I mean it's primarily single player. Marvel's Avengers, the latest game, is primarily single player, but you can invite friends
that'd be so coool!
imagine roleplaying in a server, maybe they can add that in later?
Marvel's Avenger is largely advertised as a Destiny 2 like multiplayer looter shooter
I mean it is like that. the gameplay is very much the same, I have finished the main story, but it is cool to play as the Avengers
hmmm, roleplaying could be great, I agree
As long as the multiplayer features arent exclusive to multiplayer, I'm all for it
I found the combat is a bit stale, the idea had lots of potential
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Hi all :p
hello
I just hope the Marketing team will give us plenty of informations. Especially if it's coming out next October.
We're not sure about exact releases yet! It's just sometime next year
Yeah ! Just predictions aha
okay great 😄 Hope you're wrong 🙂
I'm hoping to get it next summer around June 
I can deal with a late release if we get gameplays and tons of game infos
Unlike a lot of game where they just don't say ish until 1 month prior to the release
They'll likely add more teasers like "Wow character customisation" like CP2077
haha @humble sequoia go pay to win
I'd love to see that.
.
Yeah. 3 games I'm stoked for, CP2077, Watch Dogs: Legion and now Harry Potter legacy
I hope it's released early 2020
yo hello
Hi Matty
how are you
I'm great wbu?
CP2077, FF, Legacy and one more I can't remember the name of so probably not that excited
im doing well as well, thanks
CP2077, FF, Legacy and one more I can't remember the name of so probably not that excited
@humble sequoia What is FF?
wanted to see what this server is about
Yeah I just joined recently too @shut venture
oh damn
Final fantasy! And welcome Matty!
thanks!
Let's pray there's no in game purchases
There will be open/closed beta?
Anyone knows when there will be more information about the game?
ive read all the books but still didnt see the last 2 movies
I hope
Final fantasy! And welcome Matty!
@humble sequoia Ahh, never played those games actually
😦
😦
@low patio You watch anime? 🙂
anime is good
Yeeees, sometimes
yayy, I love anime c:
FF is amazing.
@shadow orbit what is ur fav one
I also love anime
im courius to
one piece or shingeki no kyojin
One piece is too long for me xd, but shingeki no kyojin is good!
i heard somebody finished it in 2 weeks
I stand by jojo. I need nothing else
fire force and the time I got reincarnated as a slime
fire force looks good
Looking forward to stone ocean summer 2021
demon slayer whoop whoop
fire force looks good
@harsh kite the graphics are amazing
they managed to make fire fighters really badass
Heya everyone 
Anyone up to date on re:zero?
not me
haven't watched it yet, it's in my watchlist
only watched season 1
Gah
Hiya Poik!
This season is great, they’re getting into more of the whole things behind everything
Hey Swift ^^
The first season was a bit monotonous for me
Hi. Question. Is quidditch confirmed for the game?





