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Gtfo
BRUH
Was it a?
Just kidding
I did I break Garreth?

you what what me now
How funny would that be
You'd get slapped
I would block you
No kidding
Pretty funny I'd say
With a slipper
It's not possible to slap me
I'm unslappable
Ok
"i did i break garreth?"
am i having a stroke ummm
Blocking is a nice alternative
Like break your brain with my statement

β¦
I'm so close to blocking one person on this server you don't even realize
Hi Luxan
But if you blocked me then you wouldn't have seen the rest of the alphabet
Exactly
Yes
Wow
Your name suits you
I hate bumping into stuff
no, not at all LOL i just forgot what i was supposed to type put
out
It was just convenient timing then
Very much so
im thankful for Sebastian becaus i would never say this to anyone lowkey
Beep beep boopidy boopidy
maybe it was π
I'm your intrusive thoughts
I am happy I am not yelling at my computer
yes king
You should change that
How
Start yelling duh hello
I am not watching a Turkish series
Why am I the one watching kids here
But it's almost Thanksgiving
is this rage baiting or is this genuine stupidity
Wow okay
@brave remnant get yo ass back here help me babysit
Immovable force vs. Nonchalant
Oh are you guys a friend group or something
Let Daddy Insidious rest
He deserves a good rest
ominominis, I made peanut butter cookies!
kinda, maybe, idk
love that it stuck
Yes
Like you all sit at the same lunch table and maybe exchange milks for various snacks and wtvr
I'm sure
For me its a small one
I'm sure
5 friend groups, mostly consists of 16 or 12 friends
I only consider 3 people here to be a part of it
I'd share my food
How do I become a part of it
What if I could
i can't find the lion and monkey sticker this is outrageous
What if I give you all my chocolate milks
"Outrageous" broddy is not Shakespeare
as much as i love chocolate milk i wouldn't take it from a stranger..
I don't like the milk in America
Hey don't pull William into this
What why?
Ok
suhyobijahup
Why would you ever not take chocolate milk from a stranger
Sybau
can you sign this for me?
sorry im busy being garreth right now
imma frame that art
What could go wrong with that
I was about to ask if you're blind that you need sign language and then I realized
Your ahh is already Garreth
the next Shakespeare is here
Go to bed
No
Guess who's more slower than me
because.... it's a stranger? and.... im not supposed to take anything from them unless it's someone i genuinely know on a personal level?
Either more slow or slower both don't work in the same sentence
Nope I disagree
thats the point, im busy being me
It's like saying slower slower
You can take things from strangers sometimes
Actually no
What do you think is going to happen
Why is longest the shortest word and shortest is the longest word?
Guess who hasn't slept for more than 2hrs a day this entire week
They're going to poison your chocolate milk or something lol
Who
I survive purely on caffeine and spite
Pear
Pear
when you receive from a stranger that isn't a vendor/company worker? i would like to think that
Pears are so underrated
Yes lol
The Internet tricked us into thinking that most people have bad intentions
If someone is offering you chocolate milk you simply drink the milk
Sorry, I'm kinda busy watching my husband Bucky's movies
And enjoy the rest of your day cus you got a free milk
Who the hell is Bucky?
Woaah
Hell yeah
The Winter Soldier, Marvel
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Bro did NOT understand that reference
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Oh man I can't wait for Invincible Season 4
My bad
G Weasley I'm afraid of what you are typing
well in sense, ive almost been scammed by someone on Instagram, so pretty much it correlates to what you said β bad intention or no, you can never really trust anyone unless its someone you know on a personal level
They just dropped the bomb
Instagram isn't real
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I've been a disappointment for 25 years, once more it doesn't affect me 
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Anybody can be anybody on Instagram
I wanna say something but I don't wanna be rude
so is your iq im afraid
YOUR 25?!?
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U are in a desperate need of a cuddle and a kiss on your forehead
Real life is not the same as Instagram
Yeah
Do you want chocolates
uncle Ominis here
You're not supposed to offer chocolate to strangers
for a bullet in my forehead π£οΈ
Oh wait you guys are a big friend group I forgot
I wanna throw tomatoes at someone
how about no
this is a bit contradictory to your statement "why would you ever not take chocolate milk from a stranger"
am.. am I considered apart of your guysβ friend group?
it's basically the same thing
I was making fun of u
Yes πββοΈ
Garreth that's okay now, broddy is just ragebaiting youπ
No tf
am.. am I considered apart of your guysβ friend group?
Garreth reaching unc status
i know im just bored
LOL
Uncle Garreth
Yup
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hey guys is extremely low performance normal? I feel like the game is way below the fps it should be for me
Ask TJ
Is that a yes? π
Hmm
what you just did to me lol
I don't really know
It's like you're begging to have ur ass kicked
inquire with tj
I said no
We were just talking
WHY ME
Did you become rageful?
You can ask for help in the #1063582649647628409
DON'T MAKE ME SACRIFICIAL LAMB
am I apart of the friend group?
TF Y'ALL
I'm getting like 30-50 fps on 3440x1440p resolution when running max settings with dlss quality but the thing is that even when I set it to DLAA it basically stays almost identical (rtx 5070 ti and i7 13700k)
Don't pull me into this pls
Ask seb
I'm staying silent...
Sorry wrong message
okay
I'm begging for a bullet in my head 
Ask Seb
They're rate baiting you I think
WHO DO 8 ASK?
π π π π
Oh who's the leader of the friend group
Yeah no you're getting a forehead kiss instead
WHO DO I AK?
wait you lowkey have a point, i wasn't
rage baiting is like saying stupid stuff, but instead of laughing, your friends (or family) get mad. it's like for entertainment lol
Every friend group has a leader
You're the extroverted friend
I just wanna know if I have friends here :<
because you're a trusted adult
Ask Pear
See
I'M GONNA WALK AWAY
EXCUSE ME
Wait pear is a person?
Don't drag me into this, I'm reading
Someone needs to explain the dynamic of the friend group so I don't step on any toes
"Hey daddy... I really really miss you... Mommy says you've been out for too long..." ahh ππ
I gave u that fic. Payback time.
Well, you're the one who brought us together π
you're excused..... i think
SINCE UH WHEN
NO TF???
STOP
WHO DO I ASK?!
Tj is the leader
IF IT AIN'T ME OR YOU THEN WHO
AM NOT????
even BN agrees guys
Are you trying to get in the friend group also?
PEAR IS THE OLDEST
Ever
SHE IS
Lucy
LEAVE MAMA PEAR ALONE
I DID NOT THO
Iβm just trying to figure out if Iβm apart of it in the first place
LUCY IS OFFLINE
?????????
Well get in line buddy I was here first
Too late, the leadership has already fallen to you
IT DID NOT.
It kind of did. In real time
Also I beg to differ I did NOT bring y'all together
I'm not taking ownership π
They declared you to be the leader
I'm the one who leaves and doesn't speak, don't even look at me πββοΈ
You guys were here berfore I was
Don't look at me, I'd rather be the chaotic guy here
AM I FRIENDS WITH YOU GUYS OR NOT?!?!?!
CMON
idk ask tj
YOU'RE THE OLDEST
Let's just be friends we don't need them
We can start a rival friend group
son of a
π π π
A part of me says yes but a part of me says no, so not sure I'm conflicted
WHY Y'ALL THROWING ME UNDER THE BUS LIKE THAT
π
im having second thoughts for you
Oh, you don't want that
That can't be good
Oh you don't want that
No, because maybe you'd cry afterwards and they'd kick me off the server
BN lowk chill
Not unexpected
Why would I cry I have a duck on my team
an offensive one at that
Then I'd cry cause Ominis would begone
That's all I need at the end of the day
HELP MY EARRINGS
Ill make a new one for u specifically
UM
That will be good for the turf wars
That's reason enough lmfao
IDK WHAT TO DO I'VE NEVER WORN EARRINGS IN A LONG TIME
Nevermind
πππ
Then, I'll scream because Daddy Insidious is gone
Well. The duck left anyways so I'll just fight the fight on my own
LMAO
Wait I thought you're the leader
Why divide ourselves into groups when we can all be together?
Yes...
You're not supposed to take milk from strangers
-# so am I just the outsider now?
Wherever we may go
Who told you that
No you duck
Leadership
You're with me
you did
Idk what that means
It means you're special
I will assume it says wow you're so stunning and brave
du waay mn lng ginabatjagan ay listi
I'm not the one who wants to form a different group and I'm not even the one who said we had a group; we're all together on one server
Okay, maybe I have some leadership qualities
Well I wouldn't know it since I'm not friends with you guys
AHA.
Yes, it's very admirable
See
YAY! ACCIO OMINIS! You get duck hug :>
Wasnt so hard
I like to admire people with leadership qualitiesπ€€ they're so nice
Oh dear
You know I'm getting hungry
I don't like being touched, we can just smile at each other
:<

i miss garreth
It is, because then power goes to my head
CRUCIO!
I knew I wanted the duck on my team
"Should I gamble my savings?" I asked the Horse of Decision-making.
"Neigh." Replied the Horse of Decision-making.
You can have it
Seriously tho what tf did u mean when u said "you brought us together" like sir no I didn't ππ
Agreed
"Love Confession β by Sebastian Sallow"
"I have a crucio on you."
ππ
OOH WAIT HOLD IP
THATS FIRE
THATS LOWKEY FIRE
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Ah yes that's fire
GARRETH WHY DID YOU BLOW IT UP AGAIN
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Anyways it was great becoming friends with you guys
GARRETH MY ROBES ARE BURNING WHAT DID YOU DO
hey uhh, I stole your cauldron.
Good bye kiddos
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Bye unc
π
you what now
BURN THEM BURN THEM BURN THEM BURN THEM
bye uncle
Because you're very kind to us, and for example in my case, you talk to me even if I don't talk to you and that makes me feel confident coming here π£οΈ
I. Stole. Your. Cauldron.
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And you did it with others
Aight gotta sob rq brb
Friendship is magic
In English please
Do it and your cauldron gets sent into the atmosphere.
But jokes aside, the reason why we're all a big friend group is because we have eachother. That's what matters π
i got somewhere to goooowooeoeoeooe
No
Okay take care Gareeth
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Help me ruin garrethβs cauldron sebby!
We always look out for eachother and despite the hardships we face, we always find a way to solve it π
No thanks Nether, I just blew up Imelda's cauldron yesterday
Okay you poetic lil shi we get your point

π π
Imperio.
You will ruin his cauldron.
I want a horse
Tbh idkyou guys, but the fact that you talked to me and were kind to me is what made me want to stay here, I really appreciate you and I already consider you my friends @hexed grove @slate snow @tawny lynx 
I DROPPED MY SANDWICH!
what about me? :<
Awhh thank you Ominis π we love you too and you can always ask for help or comfort from us, we're always here

Okay yeah we love you too buddy ππ
Stop making my toes clench, I'm literally crying right now
ok im done showering
Dude
IT'S A HALF BATH
Don't get me wrong bro but I think our conversation is heading in a different direction
-# so Ominis doesnβt consider me a friend? Got it..
Sweaty sweaty @stoic ferry
Uh response pending I'm sobbing now π 
-# I quit.
Ain't we all
I'm gonna picture this so I feel motivated
I'm so screenshoting this
You're a cool guy when you're not under the influence of alcohol
You need to draw us a group photo
i sweat often ik π
Ye syes
Same π’
i love soap
I thought you said soup
How tf he doesn't know what we look like
I took a bite out of soap
Why
I was hungry okay :((
Idk Seb, Ominis, and our MCs or all of us as MCs
Momma keeps starving me
Bold of u to assume I have 1 MC
stared at my 4 different MCs
I have 4 but one is my favorite lol
I have 4 and they all slay
I have four beers
Okay, I felt like my mother there
I can't pick
Damn man
I have 3 but 2 of them are the same person
U so need a hug
MINE ARE ALL DIFFERENT
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Mine too, except for Gryffindor
I'll tell you what I need but you're not going to like it
I have four, one is from my sister and the three of them is my OC (Adam of Edeniol, Salvetina La Schmetterling, and Novalis La Schmetterling)
Well I got Vespera (unmodded) and Ves (modded), then I have my gryffindor
There's Aegis, Illena, Aemilius and Ivory
Aegis is Hufflepuff, Illena is Ravenclaw, Aemilius is Slytherin, Ivory is Gryffindor
I always think that I'm a Gryffindor (my friend says I'm notπ)
Don't even think about it
Mine are called Fletcher (my name lol), Maelle, Vergil and Magnus
Vergil
Magnus Bane the best wizard
SO wrong
Sparda
The name is making me think like the Devil may cry
Yup, him
My mum bought me bread yay
Ominis rename that MC my brain read that wrong and I cant unread it now
Yayyy
Why π
He read it too fast
BECAUSE I READ IT AS VIRGIN
He was, but now he has a son lmao
Did he give birth to him or
Might be afab, don't hate
Nobody knows
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That's nice
Maybe I'm too old for that term because I don't know what are you talking about
Makes everyone else pay for everything he does for them
I don't even know what's an afab but I just went with it
I AM NOT A KID
Basically ftm or enby
I understand
Back
Ah, yes, of course I know that
No
Ominis!
Then who just gave me presents last year
I didn't want to be the one to tell you this but
Ominis is santa
What !
π
The wallet
Daddy Insidious is Santa???
Hi wallet
Oh my goodness gracious
Wallet
Okay
My energy is draining, I need to eat or sleep or think to recharge
Bye guys
I'll be back
π
You need to eat
Wait you missed something there Nis
He said he thinks to recharge
He THINKS
At least someone took my advice on not letting their brain be a pretty decoration


Anyways
I detect a bit of insult here
Have fun Seb!
Talk to us Ves

I think she's tryna read a sebinis fanfic I sent her
Said she's getting distracted lol
I'm tired
How far along r u Ves
THEN GO TO SLEEP π
Ah, I just remembered the one you sent me I haven't read it yet lol
I can'ttt
Yβall talking about random stuff
Yeah she got a different one
About halfway
How u liking it so far
I need sleep
π«π΅
Ah, so we have differences here, okay mother
that will make it worse
You asked for that one specifically
Also vibing to music which is distracting my brain from reading. It's pretty good though
She just said she was bored
You never know when Ravenclaws make tea.
So I sent her the latest one I've read
lol, now I know
Slay
Does anyone play Marvel Rivals here?
I like marvel but I don't know the game
The LEGO games is where it's at
You should, it's good
I really need sleep
oh nice
I SAID I CAN'T I NEED TO STUDY

YOU CAN STUDY WHEN U WAKE UP
Oh cmon don't give me that man
And you don't do it either
my exam is in 3 hours
I'm terrible at games like that
β οΈβ οΈ
I just revised my stuff
and I woke up at 3
I need someone for Marvel Rivals who knows how to play Blade, I need to get a title in the game and all the players I'm matched with are stupid
I did
Damnnn
Sleep now then π
I need to study more
You're contradicting yourself
"I need to study but I already studied so I'm here but I need to study more but I'm not because I've already studied"
I got 6 hours of sleep, its not enough but I need to study
basically yes
You sound like a broken record
If you don't sleep you won't be able to concentrate on the exam and you'll fail anyway
I am
HEY! I wont fail! And yea you have a point but I put on a face mask now as well so I'll sleep on my back then
Whatever you can even sleep upside down for all I care js sleep
ok then
night night
GO TO SLEEP
You do it all by yourself lmao
I'm like a single father here rn
Coordination
You're of no help
That's why I don't have children 
NEITHER DO I
MY ONLY CHILDREN ARE MY DOG'S AND MY WIFE'S CATS
WHY AM I FATHERING HERE
πππ
Not yet, you'll be a good dad ππ»
Ion want kids
Do not.
Almost done
Yay
Feed me.
How everyone tonight
Feed me.
You're already an Umpa Loompa or whatever they're called
Oompa Loompa
I AM NOT SHORT HELLO???
How short r u
What is your height?
Wbu tho I'm curious
Done reading
5'3
Fck that shi, in centimeters
WHAT
Okay now in normal metric system
Seb is going to be taller than me soon π
It was good
DUDE I HAVE A MEMORY OF A GOLDFISH
LOOK IT UP THEN IDK
Okay, an Oompa Loompa is taller than you
I DON'T REMEMBER MY CM
I was going to joke with the other metric system but I don't know lmao

1.73
Ooo
Feet
I'm taller
I want feet
The character yes
That's why you're like this, the air doesn't reach the top
I'm 1.67m
Aw so you admit I'm a top
How nice of you
I feel tempted to say it
Damn y'all short af
Kojima, is that you?
π
I'm the tallest in my family π
When I get older, I'm gonna be taller than you
Just two centimeters
Mark my words
I'm gonna bite your ankles
Y'all 3 apples tall

King of the Clouds
I reflect like a diamond
Hows the weather up there
πββοΈ
Amazing
I hope someone licks your scalp
That's oil
Respectfully
I hope someone steps on you
Sorry, I only oil up for hot people insert my wife
Yeah, I have to be careful or I'll step on you
WHY ARE YOU AGREEING WITH TJ
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It was funny
"Trying not to laugh laugh homeless"
Hes about the height of a Lego piece
Invisible until you step on it and hurt yourself
π π π π
Sebastian is a Lego
I swear I'll grow up to be taller than all of you
Sure you will buddy
He's a Lilliputian
Oh my God
STOP LMAO
You just got 3 inches to be my height Seb
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What
Putain is a curse word
I think Ominis isn't the only blind one here
I'M SLEEP DEPRIVED
And legally blind too so
I know, I love that one
Light purple or dark purple?
All kinds of purple
Same
Not Kate Hawkeye
But in Kate's series they use the same purple
You're its owner. I don't know what you expected
Comics
The series was mediocre
Besides
MCU didn't do Clint justice
They didn't even include his brother man
Pets resemble their owners
Not a single mention of Barney
They never do it in anything
Okay but they massacred my boy Clint
Ok guys
Bro they killed Loki by breaking his neck, in the comics one of the first things he learns is how to detach his head to avoid dying
Barney is a dinosaur from our imagination...π
They took the fun, sarcastic, exhausted, confused, coffee addicted Clint and replaced him with a middle aged man with an existential crisis
Why me??
I wonder
They made him look pitiful
Comics Clint is amazing
That was serious injustice
I genuinely ask
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I hope they fix things in the reset
They ain't even getting Renner back for s2
And good for him cause they wanted to pay him half what they did for s1
He didn't even ask for more just the same amount
ππ
Uh huh
Whaddup
I'll never understand why they do those things, as if superhero stuff didn't make a lot of money
Fr

They make billions and can't afford to pay him the same amount they did in s1??
But half of it?
Like cmon now
I'm watching you
It is the greed they talk about in the Bible


Hello to you too
No but genuinely tho if u like want to talk abt it or smth my DMS r open for u
Rather listen to one too many rants than miss a needed one
reappears
I really appreciate it, but I'm uncomfortable talking about how I feel lol (ignore the fact that I openly said I wanted to shoot myself in the head)
Yeah that's part of the problem here, I don't ignore that kinda stuff
But I like to joke about it
Unable to
That... Doesnt make it better
I understand this but sometimes it is good to know that you have people to talk to and will listen to you regardless if you actually want to open up. Just knowing sometimes is enough for me.
I get that. It is your decision in the end, but just know if you ever feel like you need or just want to talk to someone, Ill answer asap.
I befriended you, I ain't leaving you alone now buddy
Your problems are now my problems, too
Damn, you've got back problems now
Had them for ages
They got triple the back problems if you count mine
And you're poor too lmao
I'm serious man. Id rather you rant to me about something stupid like your soup being too hot to eat at said moment than not say anything at all and just disappear for good one day
Trust me, ill do what I can to avoid that scenario
why canβt I make friends like this?
Hi
Nevermind.. Iβll just leave
Oh my goodness gracious he's here again
It's not that I don't believe you, but I've encountered several people who said the same thing before and I ended up worse lol
I'm offended that you'd compare me to your ex friends
I'm much better
I slay
Be nice?
They're not even ex friends, I still talk to them 
YEAH NO WONDER YOU FEEL LIKE SHI
Dump them atp
They clearly ain't trustworthy n make u feel worse
π₯
What if I punch your ex-friends
π
Soon to be ex friends*
Yaay
I can't, I mean I can but idk a part of me is clinging to the idea of not causing harm by ceasing to talk to them
I have chocolate bread, do you guys want some
It's honestly for ur own good man
Clearly they suck at being friends
They dont deserve you as their friend
Clearly, they don't understand what friends mean
I don't understand why people treat their friends bad, just don't make friends atp it's so stupid π
Bet you treat them far too well than what they really deserve
I've known one for over 10 years (I could even say he's my best friend) and lately he only talks to me every two months and it makes me feel stupid because it's only if I talk to him first lol 
π
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It is ultimately your decision to make, but I say it's best to let go of them, because clearly that's not friends, those are parasites
Thank you for proving my point
I just choked on my own existence. I'll brb
Take ur time
Same.
They're trashbags, Ominis, they're stuffed with awful stuffs, you should throw them away
I can smell their fakeness all the way in here eww
I'm gonna call them stanky
Stanky π’
As I told Ves a few days ago, I'm glad to be here talking because all I do at home is wake up and wait for night to fall and that all, I don't talk to anyone lol
When was the last time they asked how u were doing
You can always reach out to us ominis
They are, I am terribly aware of that
Bold of you to think they did
I say dump them, you deserve better friends
My point precisely
With friends like that? I bet they don't care for Ominis π’
Meanwhile me, on the other side of the world, awake at 5:30am because talking to friends:

I volunteer in finding their account
I won't do something bad I promise
You know, reading all of your guysβ messages over the last little while has made me realize just.. how little I have in my life. I have no people I can truly say are my friends. I talk to people online more than real life because itβs all I have. Itβs all Iβve tricked myself that itβs worth living for.
Ves has been very kind to me because lately we've been playing so much, I practically had to beg my friends to do it, one of them has even been putting off playing for days
You should rest bro
TJ you remind me of my best friend, no joke. I'd think you were the same person if I didn't know any better.
Uhhhh thank you?? π
Unless they're anything like Nis'
How about I stay up talking to u instead like I've been doing these past several nights
Hey man, even though you're a bit crazy and I might not agree with your actions, just to let you know that you might make friends some day ^^
And I really appreciate it
If I had that bloody Repo I'd be playing with you too
That would be amazing ngl
I don't have it ππ
Iβve realized that I act like someone with no filter online because I just.. have nothing to lose. And now I see that I say things that are considered inappropriate to a lot of people.
Not rn Seb
How much even is it damn
That would be hilarious
This time I won't be turning off my microphone HAHAH
The chaos
Like I said, you're cool, you just need to tone down what you say
Well, you could learn from your mistakes. People do that to be better and maybe you could be one of them too. My religious teacher says "change is the only permanent thing on Earth"
It's very cheap
HAHAH
It was just on sale
I would be screaming and laughing
I would just get off discord tbh. That is my advice to you. This place isn't real and you'll just find yourself lingering all day long and missing out on life
"It's very cheap" they say as I look at the Philippine price
Last time I tried to make friends, I was bullied and extorted for money every week.
Yes please and we play
It do be like that
Yippeee
π’ π’
Life
Yay
Just because it's online doesn't make it any less important
But hey we all find our people eventually
Call me when you guys wanna play repo
It does like 90% of the time
Ill only be home by 11pm CET
That's when ill be able to
And the weekend
Obv
Does it have vc
Yes
You create genuine relationships sometimes but 90% of the Internet, and 99% of social media, is a waste of time and not real
Cool cool
They have vc
Yes but you don't have to use the vc, you can use the text chat
My headphones not fixed π
If you want, yes, I don't use vc
