💬general

[crisp token]

Oh

[lean zenith]

yup

[willow gazelle]

When it feels like all the world is wearing a frown, put a smile on and spread it around. With your smile, turn the world upside down.

[crisp token]

No way Michael Jackson getting a movie

[hexed grove]

No ☹️

[willow gazelle]

Smile, my dear! You know, you're never fully dressed without one!

[hexed grove]

It’s like you knew I watched Hazbin Hotel last night

But I don’t smile often it hurts my face

[slate snow]

sighs

[willow gazelle]

If you didn’t, think what would the papers say? Ha, Ha, Ha!

[crisp token]

Are you ok?

[willow gazelle]

Hehehehe... just because you see a smile, don't think you know what's going on underneath. A smile is a valuable tool, my dear. It inspires your friends, keeps your enemies guessing, and ensures that, no matter what comes your way, YOU'RE the one in control.

[crisp token]

Finally going to Los Angeles

[willow gazelle]

You shouldn’t, you see.. YOUR FACE WAS MADE FOR RADIO.

[crisp token]

??

[willow gazelle]

:}

[slate snow]

@brave remnant 5:50 am

whatever youre thinking of was earlier

therefore irrelevant

[willow gazelle]

What the fu-

[slate snow]

dont ask

its a sleep deprived caffeinated me thing

[brave remnant]

Ah, I got confused because I read Seb's message lmao

[slate snow]

HA

see

i never specified

not me daddyfying some1 i never had even seen

[brave remnant]

Alright alright, my bad apolocheese 🤚🏻

[slate snow]

as u should

shakespearean english language option in minecraft is amazing

gilded apple

[willow gazelle]

Ominis my dear fellow! How are you doing this hellish afternoon?

[slate snow]

i spawned at a desert IVE BEEN WALKING FOR 15MIN WHAT IS THIS

WHEN DOES IT END

CANT CRAFT SHI

[brave remnant]

Which mod is it?

[slate snow]

its

literally in game???

its not a mod

u can change the language

[brave remnant]

I am well, how about you? My duck friend

[slate snow]

theres a shakespearean option

[brave remnant]

Oh, I never knew that :0

[hexed grove]

https://tenor.com/view/loki-falling-tom-hiddleston-falling-gif-13421519

[slate snow]

basically

[slate snow]

smh

OH MY GOD FINALLY A DIFFERENT BIOME

[crisp token]

How many room do you have in room of requirements?

[willow gazelle]

Just trying a different persona than my normal one!

[brave remnant]

Wdym

[willow gazelle]

22

[crisp token]

Just wondering

[slate snow]

ITS A FVCKING SMALL JUNGLE ISLAND

FVCK THIS GAME

[brave remnant]

And what kind of person are you today?

[crisp token]

Because I gotten my first room

[brave remnant]

Make a boat and get out of there

[willow gazelle]

Alastor the radio demon’s duckified cousin of course!

[slate snow]

just did

[brave remnant]

They're going to give you an extension of that and 4 pet rooms

[slate snow]

i hath come into posession of 3 lflint and steel

[crisp token]

Ooo

[willow gazelle]

Do you see, I have something most people would refer to as in real life as a face for R̴͈͑̐͠a̶͒́̈́͝d̸̮̮̾ḯ̷͇͗̈ó̵̱̼̿

[slate snow]

VILLAGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[crisp token]

I love phoenixs

[brave remnant]

So now you're a deer?

[willow gazelle]

No, no. A duck.

A duck my dear fellow!

[brave remnant]

But Alastor is a deer and if you're playing him now that makes you a deer too 🦌

[willow gazelle]

I’m his duck cousin!

[hexed grove]

Well you know what that means. It’s duck season.

[slate snow]

says a dear to a deer

[brave remnant]

I'm against hunting, but that duck

[brave remnant]

[slate snow]

youre overgrown baby

but still baby

OH HELL NO

ANOTHER DESERT

[brave remnant]

Bad day for mining

[slate snow]

THIS GAME HATES ME

WELL GUESS WHAT MINECRAFT FVCK YOU TOO

FOR THE AMOUNT OF TIME I SPENT IN A DESERT ITS ASTONISHING I DIDNT FIND A SINGLE VILLAGE OR TEMPLE

[brave remnant]

That's just bad luck lol

[hexed grove]

I’m normally the one radiating in bad luck

[slate snow]

no, really, you think???

also forgot to mention

my coworkers think youre my dad

kinda my fault

lol

[brave remnant]

Excuse me?

[slate snow]

Well we were texting when i was on break

and u said the thing abt the bathroom

and i went "that damned old man:

they thought i was referring to my dad idek him

i was like no, an online friend

they said "so the other kind of dad then" so i just gave up and said "nah i was kidding it is my dad"

so um

yea]

youre welcome

you were close to being known to my coworkers as a sugar father

but youre just dad now

so slay

[brave remnant]

Bruh what the jelly 😭

[slate snow]

THEYRE NUTS YK THAT

[brave remnant]

I can't be that anyway, I'm poor like shi

[hexed grove]

Next thing we know your coworkers are going to think I’m your mom

[slate snow]

tho i did get scolded by edyta for calling my 'dad' an old man

[slate snow]

false

i just gotta keep low with texting around them

🦄

[brave remnant]

She would be very upset to know what I call my dad 🗿

[willow gazelle]

Momma Vespie

[slate snow]

she would be very upset to know i practically sent mine to jail 10 times for avoiding child support

[brave remnant]

Yeah, we can see how that turned out

[slate snow]

[slate snow]

for the better youre not known as a sugar daddy at least

😭

[brave remnant]

And he deserves 10 times more

[slate snow]

see

[hexed grove]

I just had a full body shudder. ❌

[slate snow]

youre a dear

[brave remnant]

Okay, that's better

[slate snow]

fun fact i only saw him once

i was 4

[willow gazelle]

Oh come on, Vespie! You’ve just gotta put on a smile!

[slate snow]

we were in a hearing regarding child support

i spilled juice on his bag on my way out with mum

[brave remnant]

I envy you, I see mine every day, I don't recommend it

[slate snow]

cmon over then ill prepare you the closet to sleep in

we short on beds

and couches

[brave remnant]

The best thing you could have done

[willow gazelle]

okay I’m bored so back o duck of chaos

[slate snow]

Nis whats the stone desert biome called

[brave remnant]

Alright, I'm there now it doesn't matter if I sleep inside 😭

[slate snow]

cause i just got to that

even worse

[willow gazelle]

hey! Hey ominominominominominominis! pecks eyes hello? You there? Earth to ominominis?

[slate snow]

[brave remnant]

Sand?

[slate snow]

stone

desert

did i stutter

like a desert

but all stone

[brave remnant]

I don't recall there being a stone biome in the desert 😭

[willow gazelle]

your on drugs.

[slate snow]

i dont do those

[willow gazelle]

You’re*

[slate snow]

i did chew on coffee

like just coffee

[brave remnant]

[willow gazelle]

peck peck hello?

[slate snow]

WEEHEEE

just hit 90 songs mark in ur playlist nis

[willow gazelle]

hey uhh, do these work? Hello? peck peck

[brave remnant]

That's good

Bruh

[hexed grove]

I’m slacking xD

[willow gazelle]

pecks eyes sir, hello.

[willow gazelle]

hey pear I has question begins pecking eyes hey, how are ya? peck peck

[hexed grove]

🌽 begone demon

[willow gazelle]

OOO CORN! stops pecking and chases after the corn

[celest fox]

?¿

[slate snow]

AHAAAAA

100 songs

[willow gazelle]

wait this is plastic corn..

[slate snow]

🦄

[crisp token]

Anyone bored?

[slate snow]

very much so

[willow gazelle]

HEY TJ I HAVE A QUESTION casually starts chewing on your phone

[slate snow]

HEY

BAD DUCK

[willow gazelle]

what it tasted good chew chew

[slate snow]

I added 60 songs, seb added 21 and you added 19

[willow gazelle]

oops I might’ve cracked your phone.. whelp.. chew chew

[slate snow]

GO AWAY

[hexed grove]

I feel bad xD it takes me a long time to judge if the song is worthy

[willow gazelle]

oops I might’ve destroyed your Spotify.. well gotta keep going chew chew

[slate snow]

@brave remnant hope you like green day, theirs is the 100th song

[willow gazelle]

bean day?

beam day?

[slate snow]

doomsday

[willow gazelle]

lean day

[willow gazelle]

casually swallows your phone whole yummeh

[slate snow]

go awAY

see thats why i never made you a playlist

i made one for seb, a collabed one for nis, and am working on one for pear

BRO???????????????????????????????????????

I SAW THAT

[brave remnant]

I do, they are good

[slate snow]

i also added elton john youre welcome

BRO

STOP

[willow gazelle]

BONE?!?

YOU BONE?!?

[brave remnant]

Okay, that's enough, I'll come back here later 🤚🏻

[slate snow]

SEE WHAT U DID NETHERLANDS

u made nis leave

[hexed grove]

That was highly inappropriate Nether

[willow gazelle]

I’m sowwy, I’ll go into the bad duck corner now :<

[slate snow]

genuinely tho

messed up

[willow gazelle]

I’m a little drunk right now, honestly.

[slate snow]

get off discord and sober up

[willow gazelle]

no

[slate snow]

besides

being drunk doesnt excuse crap

especially given youre all too well aware that seb is a minor and nis is over 18

[willow gazelle]

I actually didn’t know that

okay, genuinely I aapologize, I had now clue.

yeah I’m gonna get off discord

[slate snow]

please do

come back when you sober up

[crisp token]

Idk what is going on

[crisp token]

Do you like wicked?

[slate snow]

no

[crisp token]

Oh

[crisp token]

It so hard to not watch black phone 2 without seeing in theaters

[brave remnant]

I can tolerate your unfunny jokes you make to me because oh well, we have to keep the chat active but I can't let such "joke" go unnoticed when a minor is involved, I can't quite believe you weren't aware of Seb's age because lately TJ, Ves, and I have been treating him like a baby here, so if you're really drunk, please leave this chat until you're sober, alcohol isn't an excuse for this

[crisp token]

I am bored who wanna see my old edits in dms

Some were made by me when I was 16 17 now 18

[brave remnant]

What are you talking about

[crisp token]

Not forcing myself to watch it on a website

[crisp token]

That is sick tbh

[slate snow]

damn seeing a serious and annoyed Nis was not on my 2025 bingo card

[barren lodge]

God damn

[slate snow]

ikr

i read that like

DAMN MAN

[crisp token]

Wanna see my edit in dm if you want to

[brave remnant]

Huh, that wasn't me serious and annoyed 🧍🏻

[slate snow]

no ty but thanks for offering

[slate snow]

IT WASNT????????

[brave remnant]

I said it in a friendly way 😭

[crisp token]

Your welcome

[slate snow]

THAT WAS FRIENDLY????????????????????????????

[crisp token]

Idk how many year I been editing

[slate snow]

NIS YOU AND I HAVE VERY DIFFERENT DEFINITIONS

[brave remnant]

Yeah, I didn't mean to be rude and I tried to be as nice as I could

[brave remnant]

Bro 😭

[slate snow]

nono dont get me wrong it wasnt rude BUT LIKE IT WAS SO CONDESCENDING AND SHI AND DAMN

if that wasnt u annoyed ion wanna see u truly annoyed

[hexed grove]

It was more serious but in a nice way, i didn't think it was condescending wait lemme read it for a 4th time

[slate snow]

pear remind me not to piss him off

[crisp token]

I watched the winx club reboot early on bbc I couldn’t wait any longer

[hexed grove]

Along those lines you probably don't wanna piss me off either

[slate snow]

why are old people scary

[hexed grove]

We've been through more stuff

[slate snow]

no excuse

[hexed grove]

[brave remnant]

Condescending? That's just how I usually talk to everyone 😭

[slate snow]

you dont talk to me like that

?????

😭

[hexed grove]

You don't talk to me like that either

[crisp token]

Saying that a minor is wrong

[slate snow]

bro tryna gaslight us fr there pear

[hexed grove]

Wait no I think he has said something like that to me before just in dms

[slate snow]

i think id die if he did that to me

[brave remnant]

I try to be as nice as I can to you, maybe that's why you don't notice

[hexed grove]

I have to go keep an eye on dinner. Sigh.

[brave remnant]

I'm sorry about that

[slate snow]

all i got from this is "i need to try to be nice to you"

and my brain understands that in one way only

sigh

[hexed grove]

It's okay, I needed it I was in a bad mind set.

[slate snow]

its so weird to read that at 2am

[brave remnant]

Not because I don't want to but look at the situation now, I said that to the duck and for me it was a normal response but you saw it as condescending, if I'm not careful with my words, you'll think I'm rude

[slate snow]

no-

[hexed grove]

Don’t put it past me I’ve made myself dinner at 2am before

[crisp token]

Why Shaun the sheep funny as hell

[slate snow]

im complicated

but

well

damn

ion have the words to explain what i do and do not find rude n shi

😭

but lets js say friends being like that n shi to me doesnt fall into the category

its

eh

im too on the spectrum to explain smh

pear can u

try

idk

[brave remnant]

I just said rude as a way of describing it

[hexed grove]

Hmm what you trying to summon me for words?

[slate snow]

no matter how i try to explain it just sounds like nonsense holy f

[slate snow]

explain me to nis

idk

😭

[hexed grove]

I dunno how to explain you 😭 I barely know how to explain myself without giving myself victim complex

[slate snow]

😭

try

ion want nis to force himself to speak to me differently thinking id find him rude when i wouldnt

like the sole reason i found this condescending was i had NEVER seen him act like that

bc he aint acting like that w me

[brave remnant]

"Talk to me normally like you would to anyone else" you are welcome

[slate snow]

ykw i give up tryin to explain lets js go with that

[hexed grove]

Thank god.

I didn’t no what to say

[slate snow]

😭

[crisp token]

I don’t wanna give my boyfriend bad news

[slate snow]

words r hard

[hexed grove]

My message was legit “uuuuuh words more words some more words…. Fvck I’m bad at this”

[slate snow]

thinking is easy

wording is hard

[brave remnant]

Bro it's okay, I get it, and it's not like "damn I don't know what to say to this guy and I have to force myself to be nice 100% AAAAA I'm dying "

Don't overthink it

[slate snow]

too late

[brave remnant]

Well, don't do it 🗿

[slate snow]

overthinking is my 2nd caffeine

🦄

[hexed grove]

Are we all part of the Purple loving, overthinking insomniac club?

[brave remnant]

Yup 💜

[slate snow]

yayyy

slytherins in a nutshell

[brave remnant]

Slytherins in the spectrum

[hexed grove]

I have a side mission after dinner

[brave remnant]

What mission

[hexed grove]

If I am on any kind of spectrum I’m undiagnosed 😄

[hexed grove]

I’ll share it once I’m done

[slate snow]

sighs

really

[slate snow]

wait people actually get diagnosed?

🦄

[brave remnant]

Those who have enough money to go to a psychiatrist

[crisp token]

I won’t

[slate snow]

damn they rich

[stoic ferry]

good morning

[slate snow]

good

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

nighttime

??

lol

[stoic ferry]

good evening to you tj 😭

is it even evening there im not really sire

sure

[slate snow]

its 2:40am

[hexed grove]

Hi Garreth

[stoic ferry]

hi vespera

[stoic ferry]

go to sleep damn 😭😭

[slate snow]

nah

[hexed grove]

[crisp token]

Probably gonna up tonight for is 24 hour code

I stay up for is dress last year 😭

[tawny lynx]

Whaddup

[slate snow]

yooo

hi seb

[stoic ferry]

HI SEBASTIAN

[tawny lynx]

What happened

[stoic ferry]

idk

nothing much really

[crisp token]

Nice pfp

Sorry for the ping ominis

[tawny lynx]

Huh

Damn I always miss the good drama

[limpid rapids]

Morning

[hexed grove]

Seabass

[tawny lynx]

Why must I always sleep at a good moment

[crisp token]

Morning

[limpid rapids]

Its 3am right now for me

[tawny lynx]

Thanks lmao 😭🙏

Pfp made from love

[brave remnant]

And why are you telling him?

[crisp token]

It 5:48 pm for me

[tawny lynx]

Oh

[limpid rapids]

Oh nice

[stoic ferry]

makes a bird dance

[tawny lynx]

That wasn't supposed to be shared??

Damn I'm gonna pretend then

[slate snow]

no like

[tawny lynx]

💃

[slate snow]

what was the point

[limpid rapids]

Seb is it morning for you right now?

[slate snow]

it happened, its over now

[tawny lynx]

Yes

Oh

Okay

[slate snow]

so why even bring it up

[limpid rapids]

ok'

[brave remnant]

No (?, but let's just say it wasn't something you needed to know

[tawny lynx]

Okay

I feel slow today

I might sleep again

[crisp token]

My country got dark fast

[tawny lynx]

Naah

[slate snow]

youre not the slowest on the server

[tawny lynx]

I'm gonna drink coffee

[limpid rapids]

The feel energetic later

[tawny lynx]

💥 💥 💥 💥 💥 💥 💥

[crisp token]

Your welcome

[tawny lynx]

GARRETH

[limpid rapids]

There you go

[tawny lynx]

GARRETH BLEW UP SOMETHING

👀

[stoic ferry]

BRO WHAT DID I DO

[limpid rapids]

I wonder what

[tawny lynx]

Idk teehehe

[stoic ferry]

I DIDN'T DO THAT BRUH

AIN'T NO WAY

[hexed grove]

Well if it wasn’t something no one nerded to know it wouldn’t be in general chat

[tawny lynx]

I'm innocent

[limpid rapids]

IS HE GETTING FRAMED?

[stoic ferry]

im getting framed

[tawny lynx]

Teehehe

[limpid rapids]

hmmmmmmmm

[tawny lynx]

No you're not Garreth

[limpid rapids]

About what?

[tawny lynx]

🙄

[stoic ferry]

yes i am

AND IT'S YOUR DOING

[tawny lynx]

No

wiggles finger

Great I don't feel slow now

[stoic ferry]

unwiggles your finger

[tawny lynx]

I'm gonna bite your finher

Finger

[stoic ferry]

i don't think there's a reason for that

[tawny lynx]

There is

I have the permission to bite people

[crisp token]

Anyone tried Mexican food before ?

[stoic ferry]

not from me you dont

[tawny lynx]

Nope

Wait

Is burrito a Mexican food

[stoic ferry]

not sure if i have

[tawny lynx]

I don't remember

[stoic ferry]

i think

[tawny lynx]

I think I tried some

[brave remnant]

Does the name mean anything to you? 😭

It's Spanish

[tawny lynx]

I was doubting myself😔

[crisp token]

Yes

[tawny lynx]

Oh

Then I tried burrito

We have burrito in our school caf

[crisp token]

They good with beans

[tawny lynx]

Cafeteria*

🤤

[limpid rapids]

I don't think so except a taco and a burrito (Do those count?)

[tawny lynx]

Oh my goodness gracious

[crisp token]

They do count

[tawny lynx]

Ominis is gonna beat y'all up

Just kidding

[limpid rapids]

Oh nice

[stoic ferry]

me when the quesadilla is 150 for one piece cut in half

[tawny lynx]

He wouldn't do that

[brave remnant]

Oh god, I'm going to shoot myself in the head

[stoic ferry]

😭😭😭😭

[tawny lynx]

😭 😭 😭 😭 😭

[tawny lynx]

Copycat

[limpid rapids]

WDYM???? I asked if they count!!

[stoic ferry]

bro what did i do

[tawny lynx]

Shhh🤫

[stoic ferry]

i sent those emojis first vru

[tawny lynx]

I sent those emojis first 🤨

[stoic ferry]

um

[tawny lynx]

Look at the chay again broddy

[stoic ferry]

nah???

[tawny lynx]

Nah

[hexed grove]

Pls no. 😭

[tawny lynx]

I DID

😒

[stoic ferry]

bruh sebastians gaslighting me bro

[limpid rapids]

As a witness Garreth sent them first

[tawny lynx]

I SWEAR I SENT IT FIRST

[slate snow]

shoot me first

[tawny lynx]

NO???

I DID

[slate snow]

as you say

[stoic ferry]

i sent them first vroo😭😭

[slate snow]

caring is sharing

[brave remnant]

I'm going to finish my movie before I have a brain failure here, bye 🤚🏻

[slate snow]

share a bullet

[limpid rapids]

WAIT

[tawny lynx]

🙄

[limpid rapids]

WAIT

WHY THO??

[tawny lynx]

You pissed off Ominis man

[crisp token]

Yeah

[willow gazelle]

OH SEBBYYYYY

[slate snow]

no tf

[stoic ferry]

oh great

[limpid rapids]

Oh good gosh

[slate snow]

you stay away for now

[tawny lynx]

Oh man

I'm scared

[crisp token]

wtf

[stoic ferry]

clears throat very very loudly

[slate snow]

im serious nether

do not even start

[tawny lynx]

Uh

[willow gazelle]

I baked peanut butter cookies :>

[slate snow]

go offline this instance

[tawny lynx]

Bye

[crisp token]

Bye

[slate snow]

until you sober up

[brave remnant]

Why? Now you're going to ask if avocado counts as Mexican food?

[limpid rapids]

Its so funny every one thought: Good gracious I'm moving away from him now

[limpid rapids]

No no, I was askingggg

[crisp token]

It can be used in Mexican food

[limpid rapids]

Why are you mad at meeee

[willow gazelle]

I passed out for a bit, then woke up and it seemed I made peanut butter cookies earlier and they taste divine

[limpid rapids]

It isn't???

[slate snow]

i. do. not. care.

[limpid rapids]

Wait, what about nachos..

[crisp token]

Yes

[slate snow]

after what youve said you dont get to just come back still under influence

[willow gazelle]

I’m sober gang

[brave remnant]

Girl you don't even speak Spanish, move over there 🫵🏻

[slate snow]

yeah right

[stoic ferry]

who even thinks that, genuinely

[limpid rapids]

But why is Ominis mad at me when I asked about tacos

[crisp token]

Idk

[slate snow]

so you sobered up in less than an hour?

new record

if youre sober then im british

[willow gazelle]

okay fine, but I’m actually watching what I’m saying

[crisp token]

I am originally from California

[stoic ferry]

doesnt sobering up take like more than an hour sjjs

[tawny lynx]

Back

[slate snow]

sorry man but i lowkey have a hard time trusting that now

[limpid rapids]

soooo it isn't?

[stoic ferry]

idk much about alcohol smsmsm

[tawny lynx]

And no thanks for the food, I'm full

[willow gazelle]

I just wanted to come here and tell people I made cookies and they taste good

[tawny lynx]

Alcohol is something that removes 99.9% bacteria

[slate snow]

go sober up before you talk to seb, nis or anyone here

[limpid rapids]

Sanitizer*

[willow gazelle]

But my cookies

[stoic ferry]

😭 that's isopropyl alcohol

[brave remnant]

Tacos, burritos, and avocados are Mexican food

[slate snow]

that can wait til you sober up

[tawny lynx]

THERE ARE DIFFERENT ALCOHOLS???

Oh wait

Yeah

[limpid rapids]

ok

[brave remnant]

And I'm not mad at you

[limpid rapids]

LOL

[tawny lynx]

Damn I'm feeling slow today 😢

[stoic ferry]

how much sleep did u get last night

[hexed grove]

And I’ll be back when stuff is calmed down. I’m overstimulated

[limpid rapids]

Don't worry, your not slow

[slate snow]

we - I - wont risk you saying some inappropriate shi like that

[tawny lynx]

Ominis reaching unc status 😭🙏

[limpid rapids]

You didn't even talk 😭

[willow gazelle]

Hey Ominis, I uhh said something seriously inappropriate earlier and I’m seriously sorry. I didn’t realize that seb was a minor when I said that, and even so I shouldn’t have said it.

[tawny lynx]

I slept at 12:40 and woke up at 5:30 and sleeping again at 6:03 and woke up at 9:25 then sleeping again to wake up at 9:30

[stoic ferry]

some people can get overstimulated by texts alone so we gotta leave vespera alone for the meantime

[slate snow]

take your time and dm me if you feel the need to talk

[crisp token]

I wanna try other countries foods

[limpid rapids]

HAH ONLY IN YOUR TWENTIES NOW? (You are in your twenties right? Sorry I don't want to get someones age wrong)

[tawny lynx]

Okaay, take care vespear

[stoic ferry]

😭 this might be the best sleep ever

[limpid rapids]

Got it

[limpid rapids]

You have the best sleep schedual

[tawny lynx]

Alarms.

[willow gazelle]

Hey sebby, I hope your wifi issues get better :>

[limpid rapids]

Except those

[tawny lynx]

They're not😢

[stoic ferry]

seb's nowhere near 20

[tawny lynx]

I'm gonna go do something rq

[limpid rapids]

Oh crap

[slate snow]

and i hope you actually think before typing this time

[brave remnant]

Did you read what I told you?

[limpid rapids]

Wait how old is he????

[slate snow]

fyi even if i wont be texting i will be reading

[stoic ferry]

as mentioned, seb's a minor — younger than me, to be exact

[tawny lynx]

Don't call me a baby I swear.

[limpid rapids]

Wait..... 16????

[slate snow]

you say one thing wrong and so help me god nether

[tawny lynx]

Oh man☹️

[stoic ferry]

😭 no

im 15 so he's younger than that

[tawny lynx]

I don't feel so good

[limpid rapids]

Oh gosh I'm getting all of them wrong

[crisp token]

My broom made me tall somehow 😭

[limpid rapids]

OH NO

WAIT

[slate snow]

dont give me avengers IW flashbacks

[stoic ferry]

get off discord for a moment and drink some water seb 😭

[limpid rapids]

IS HE OLDER THAN ME BY A YEAR OR TWO?

[willow gazelle]

Was just about to say that 😭

[brave remnant]

PETER MY CHILD

[tawny lynx]

I drank a lot of water, was that not enough

[stoic ferry]

girl idk all i know is he's just younger than me

[slate snow]

i dont like tom holland's spiderman

[willow gazelle]

MY BOY! NO MY BOYYY!

[limpid rapids]

Hmmmmmmmmm wait he told you his birth year right

[slate snow]

andrew's the way to go

[tawny lynx]

Ohmygyatt

[stoic ferry]

no

[limpid rapids]

damn ok

SEB

[tawny lynx]

Why would I share my birth year to a red-head

[limpid rapids]

HOW THE OLD ARE YOU THOU

[tawny lynx]

Guess

[brave remnant]

Tobey is better

[tawny lynx]

???

[limpid rapids]

14

[slate snow]

hes the og

[tawny lynx]

Wow

[slate snow]

but not the best imo

[stoic ferry]

exactly, you cant trust red heads around here (im referring to me)

[limpid rapids]

Am I right?

[tawny lynx]

🔥

[limpid rapids]

yes?????

[slate snow]

hopefully yourself only

[brave remnant]

I just wanted to fight, I'm bored

[slate snow]

my wifes a redhead

[slate snow]

figures

[tawny lynx]

🟢

[limpid rapids]

replie with words pls

[brave remnant]

I don't even like Spiderman lol

[slate snow]

its a yes

[tawny lynx]

IS THE GREEN EMOJI NOT ENOUGH

[stoic ferry]

😭 i stated that i was referring to myself, so..

[limpid rapids]

no 😭

[tawny lynx]

It means yes broddu

???

[limpid rapids]

thx

[tawny lynx]

I'm gonna throw tomatoes at you

[slate snow]

mehh

[limpid rapids]

Wait so I'm the youngest here?

[slate snow]

i prefer DD

[tawny lynx]

Haha baby

[slate snow]

and punisher my beloved

[limpid rapids]

STOP ITTT

[crisp token]

My mom and my sister trying to force me to watch outer banks

[tawny lynx]

Garreth is gonna babysit you

No one else

[limpid rapids]

STOPPP

Ok wait that wont be bad

[tawny lynx]

[hexed grove]

It might be because I’m old but I agree and I don’t like Spider-Man either

[stoic ferry]

bro you're younger than me im bnot babysitting Trinity, you do it

[limpid rapids]

I'll make his hair into ponytails!

[stoic ferry]

NO

[willow gazelle]

Iron man is best

[tawny lynx]

Too late buddu

[slate snow]

sighs in old people

[stoic ferry]

IM TOO HANDSOME FOR PONYTAILS

[crisp token]

I don’t know how to babysit kids

[limpid rapids]

EHEHEHEH YE

[tawny lynx]

🤮

[stoic ferry]

neither do i

[limpid rapids]

Don't worry you'll look moooore pretty!!

[tawny lynx]

I know how to babysit kids but I won't do it

[limpid rapids]

babysit me and you'll learn

[brave remnant]

I think that's the reason, we grew up with that Spiderman lol

[willow gazelle]

Just stuff them into the oven

[limpid rapids]

they are babysitting the both of us

[slate snow]

so did i

[tawny lynx]

My throat hurts

[slate snow]

still find andrew's better

[limpid rapids]

You know its crazy that I thought everyone hereis 20 and above

[crisp token]

If y’all going have kids don’t hire me 🤣😭

[slate snow]

dont worry, i would never.

[limpid rapids]

THEY'LL HAVE A FUN AUNT

[tawny lynx]

Garreth, send that funny Tails emoji and I'm gonna say "What if I'm gonna have kids..."

[brave remnant]

Bro, you weren't even born when the movie came out 😭

[stoic ferry]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE TAILS EMOJI

[limpid rapids]

Not at this age

[stoic ferry]

WHAT TAILS EMOJI.

[tawny lynx]

🙄

[limpid rapids]

[willow gazelle]

Ironman is the superior choice, obviously.

[tawny lynx]

Broddy is not updated

Garreth reaching unc status

😂 😂 😂

[crisp token]

True

[stoic ferry]

i only have this

[limpid rapids]

[tawny lynx]

I'm a boy

[limpid rapids]

hehe

[crisp token]

Ok lol

[limpid rapids]

I know you are

[stoic ferry]

I KNOW WHAT IT IS BUT I NEVER SENT A TAILS EMOHI

[tawny lynx]

[brave remnant]

Me when I lie, Loki is the best (Iron Man is my second favorite)

[tawny lynx]

Gtfo Garreth

[stoic ferry]

bro

[crisp token]

I probably gonna looked after my boyfriend brother kids maybe

[stoic ferry]

what did i do again

[tawny lynx]

GUYS GARRETH DID IT

[limpid rapids]

I mean not a bad choice

[stoic ferry]

bruh i never sent a tails emoji

BRO

[willow gazelle]

I’ll peck your eyes again.

[slate snow]

bro my grandma wasnt planned yet and i stll grew up with Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

[stoic ferry]

WTF DID I DO

[tawny lynx]

🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

[slate snow]

that was a shi ass reason Nissy

😭

[stoic ferry]

guys it was Sebastian

[limpid rapids]

I think we all did (excep gen alphas)

[crisp token]

The original version?

I hate the new one

[limpid rapids]

there's a new one? Damn I'm living under a rock

[crisp token]

lol

[tawny lynx]

Unc

[limpid rapids]

YOUR THE UNC HERE NOT ME

[slate snow]

the live action

gross

[stoic ferry]

😭 they're younger than u Sebastian you CANNOT be saying that

[limpid rapids]

Oh damn, I'm gonna hate it

[tawny lynx]

The live action SUCKS

[tawny lynx]

[willow gazelle]

Hey red-hair, catch! throws a suspiciously yellow snowball at the back of head

[limpid rapids]

Why am I saying damn

[tawny lynx]

Snow White's actor sucks so much

[slate snow]

fyi thats a minor, too

[limpid rapids]

HAAHAHAA

[brave remnant]

There's one with Lily Collins and I think it's beautiful

[limpid rapids]

OH

[tawny lynx]

STOP WITH THE EMOJI

[willow gazelle]

it’s just a snowball with food colouring, get yer mind out of the gutter

[limpid rapids]

I'll see it

[tawny lynx]

Hey Garreth

[slate snow]

im just saying, watch yourself

[willow gazelle]

didn’t even let me get to that-

[limpid rapids]

I thought peepee

[stoic ferry]

ya wassap

[slate snow]

im watching you

[tawny lynx]

Wanna blow up the potions classroom

👀

[limpid rapids]

Please dont

[crisp token]

I am waiting to get my hair dyed blonde (streaks)

[stoic ferry]

urmm... idk.... professor sharp is gonna be lowkey mad but YOU KNOW WHAT LETS DO IT

[willow gazelle]

Er.. too late, I already did..

[tawny lynx]

[crisp token]

I am not giving up with my brown hair

[limpid rapids]

Your supposed to be more muture than me and some how I am slightly more mature than you

[tawny lynx]

Too bad

[barren lodge]

oof

[willow gazelle]

Sorry, I already did..

[limpid rapids]

Sigh

[barren lodge]

how's it going lovelies

[tawny lynx]

Don't pull me that bullcrap

[stoic ferry]

woah

[limpid rapids]

I just did

[slate snow]

my 4yo cousin is more mature than seb

thats just life

[willow gazelle]

SEBBY, I threw sharp inside a large cauldron

[tawny lynx]

I can get mature whenever I want to

[limpid rapids]

and language please

[willow gazelle]

You want him?

[limpid rapids]

OH WOW

[limpid rapids]

Hm and that willl be about appriximatly 400 years or even more

[tawny lynx]

WELL IT'S NOT MY FAULT THAT I WAS RAISED BY PARENTS THAT ARE CHAOTIC

[stoic ferry]

SBSJBNS

[tawny lynx]

YOU EXPECT ME TO NOT GET THEIR GENES OR SMTH???

ok

Lock in

🤫

[willow gazelle]

Do you want your very own pet professor sharp?

[limpid rapids]

SEB I DIDN'T KNOW YOU PARENTS WERE CHAOTIC STOP YELLING AT ME

[stoic ferry]

25% chance to get mother/father's personality genes ahh

[limpid rapids]

I think he got more than that

[tawny lynx]

Gambling

[slate snow]

im going offline for a mintue, but mind you Nether, i will reread the messages when i get back.

[tawny lynx]

No thanks Nether😢

[tawny lynx]

Bye bye TJ 👋

Tc

[willow gazelle]

okay then, I’m gonna boil him in centaur piss

[tawny lynx]

Dude Garreth

[limpid rapids]

Lol, ok byee

[stoic ferry]

bye byee take care

[tawny lynx]

What did you put in my water

[stoic ferry]

bru

[willow gazelle]

unless.. garrath, want your very own professor sharp?

[stoic ferry]

i didn't put anything

[tawny lynx]

I don't feel so good

[stoic ferry]

no thanks

[limpid rapids]

are you advertising?

[tawny lynx]

THE EMOJI HELP

[limpid rapids]

I'll take one

[stoic ferry]

bro that's on you I DIDN'T PUT ANYTHING

[crisp token]

Blistex is good for your lips

[willow gazelle]

Okay I’m gonna boil the professor in centaur piss

[tawny lynx]

I use Nivea

[limpid rapids]

if you have blisters?

[tawny lynx]

Man I love doing make up🤤

[crisp token]

No I alway bites my lips

[slate snow]

My pride parade makeup slayed

As did my wife

[limpid rapids]

TJTB is most dfinetly going to read this

[limpid rapids]

Same here

[stoic ferry]

can we not talk about centaur piss highkey

[willow gazelle]

XD?

[slate snow]

As did my prom makeup

And my wife's

And my wife in general

[tawny lynx]

Y'all have pride parades?? :((

[slate snow]

I hope she's sleeping well

[crisp token]

I never go to prom

[slate snow]

Ye

It was great

[tawny lynx]

Lucky huhu 😢

[slate snow]

There was a drag show too

Loved it

[crisp token]

I love supporting them

[stoic ferry]

id like to think you both looked shining

[slate snow]

Tho I feel like one of the drag queens was very much adamant on making us miserable

[tawny lynx]

I'm excited for prom

[slate snow]

Bro did a part of his dance in front of my wife and I

First class ig

😭🙏

[slate snow]

My wife sooooo did

[limpid rapids]

I'm not much of a fan of them, I'm not used to guys wearing dresses... (I'm religious btw)

[slate snow]

I have this one photo from then and it's my fav

[tawny lynx]

Bros in love with his wife (I wish I have a love like that too)

[stoic ferry]

i'm not.
im gonna get slobbery 9th graders by the time i find out who my partner is 😭

[tawny lynx]

May that kind of love kill me🤤

[limpid rapids]

Let it haunt you

[slate snow]

Even though I was in a dress

[tawny lynx]

[tawny lynx]

I wish 🤤

[limpid rapids]

And so it will be

[slate snow]

Eh, theyre cool

[stoic ferry]

guys send me a plane ticket to arizona i need to get out of this country stat

[slate snow]

They like to dress up and wear makeup basically

[tawny lynx]

🎟️

[slate snow]

🤷‍♂️

And they slay

[stoic ferry]

thankyou seb

[tawny lynx]

Yes

blows up the plane

👀

[stoic ferry]

BRO

[slate snow]

SEBASTIAN.

[tawny lynx]

Who did that...?

Must've been Garreth...👀

[slate snow]

Smh

[stoic ferry]

YOU CAN'T BLAME ME FOR THAT SEBASTIAN

BRUH

[boreal mesa]

Blame blame blame

[tawny lynx]

Teeheheh

[stoic ferry]

[tawny lynx]

Oh man...

The ticket burned

[slate snow]

What gave u that idea

[tawny lynx]

👀

[slate snow]

[tawny lynx]

What idea

[stoic ferry]

"im looksmaxxing" ahh response

[boreal mesa]

That idea

[slate snow]

Damn u really r slow today

[boreal mesa]

So slow today

[slate snow]

It's fine we still love you

[boreal mesa]

We still love you

[tawny lynx]

Wow

That's a good idea

[boreal mesa]

Ikr

[stoic ferry]

LMAO

[crisp token]

Idk why the gif is not working on Pinterest

[slate snow]

Bro we ain't google

Look that shi up

😭🙏

[tawny lynx]

😭 🙏

[crisp token]

Ik

[tawny lynx]

I need

[boreal mesa]

They might have blocked you from using gifs

Has anyone thought of that

[tawny lynx]

I did

👋

[stoic ferry]

damn, pinterest, blocking someone from using gifs? thats new

[boreal mesa]

We don't believe you

[slate snow]

Too busy thinking, wondering if my wife having a good sleep

[boreal mesa]

She's not sleeping

[slate snow]

She is

[tawny lynx]

Seeing your face everyday is new

[boreal mesa]

What if she's awake

[slate snow]

She'd text me

[tawny lynx]

What if she's eating

[tawny lynx]

[slate snow]

IT'S 3:30AM

And she's sick

[tawny lynx]

O

[tawny lynx]

Awh

I hope your wife gets well

💗

[slate snow]

Me too

[boreal mesa]

You need to make her soup

[slate snow]

BRO I WISH I COULD

[stoic ferry]

i hope she gets well asap

[boreal mesa]

Or you're a bad husband

[slate snow]

She just a bit too far

[boreal mesa]

What

[slate snow]

glares at a completely different country

[boreal mesa]

Explain this relationship to me

[stoic ferry]

ldr

[tawny lynx]

Long distance relationship

[slate snow]

She's in France I'm in Poland

Basically

[tawny lynx]

Ever heard of that buddy

[boreal mesa]

How far is that like 14 countries

[slate snow]

We making it work

[slate snow]

R u American by any chance

[stoic ferry]

HELP

[boreal mesa]

Yes

[tawny lynx]

😭 😭 😭

[slate snow]

Figures

[tawny lynx]

I can't

[boreal mesa]

Ikr

[tawny lynx]

I can't laugh

My throat hurts

[boreal mesa]

But hey French is pretty cool

[stoic ferry]

[tawny lynx]

French people are so cool, I wish they're real

[boreal mesa]

Baguettes and wtvr else they eat

[stoic ferry]

take lozenges

[boreal mesa]

French toast

French fries

[tawny lynx]

Mmm they be eatin baguettes 🤤

[boreal mesa]

French onion souo

P

[tawny lynx]

Dude

Ok

[crisp token]

Back I have to go to safari for them

[stoic ferry]

French fries aren't French... (well originally i suppose)

[slate snow]

You're gonna go nuts when I break this to you

[boreal mesa]

Then explain why they're called French fries buddy

[slate snow]

Facts

[tawny lynx]

🤯

[boreal mesa]

Checkmate

[slate snow]

Because Americans are dumb as shi

[boreal mesa]

No correlation

[tawny lynx]

I wanna go to Russia

[slate snow]

Thank you for proving my point

[stoic ferry]

because Americans, according to history, decided to declare them as French fries because they were in the French side of Belgium during ww1

[boreal mesa]

Your point is dull

[hexed grove]

As an American I agree with this

[tawny lynx]

Guys

How does it feel being American

I'm curious

[slate snow]

HIIIII

[boreal mesa]

Great!

[slate snow]

Welcome back

[tawny lynx]

👋

[tawny lynx]

Wow

[slate snow]

No thoughts just dictatorship

[boreal mesa]

Murica

[slate snow]

😌

[boreal mesa]

Idc about all that

[tawny lynx]

I keep coughing

Garreth

[stoic ferry]

people from belgium, back then, often spoke french, so they just slapped the word French on there to make it sound fancy

[tawny lynx]

Make me soup

[boreal mesa]

I just live my life and it's all good

Can't complain

[tawny lynx]

What if we just call it Fancy Fries

[hexed grove]

I hate it here 😂

[tawny lynx]

👀

[slate snow]

You're welcome to come here

[boreal mesa]

It's not to bad

[stoic ferry]

𝒻𝓇𝒾𝑒𝓈

[tawny lynx]

Come to Philippines and swim with us

[tawny lynx]

LMAO HAHAHAH

[slate snow]

I'll give up Nis' spot in the closet for you

I'm sure he wont mind

[tawny lynx]

Hey TJ

What if I go to Poland, what will you do

[slate snow]

Tf u expect me to do

Bombard it???

[hexed grove]

I don’t know how to swim and I have thalassophobia

[tawny lynx]

Awhh :((

[slate snow]

I don't know how to swim either

[tawny lynx]

I can teach you

[slate snow]

Slay

[hexed grove]

Nis and I can share the closet

[slate snow]

Slay

@brave remnant u got a roommate

[stoic ferry]

i forgot what i was supposed to type OMG

[slate snow]

Felt

[tawny lynx]

Quick what's the first letter