💬general

[tawny lynx]

😢

[slate snow]

SEE

SHI EXCUSE DADDY

GET A BETTER ONE

[tawny lynx]

Daddy Insidious be making excuses

[hexed grove]

It's a good enough excuse, gotta make sure he doesn't drop the phone on his face

[crisp token]

I wish I could meet my boyfriend rn

[tawny lynx]

I wish I could prank someone

[slate snow]

Thats no excuse for his grandma speed of typing

[brave remnant]

I'm charging my phone and the charging port is right where I'm holding it, I don't want to damage it

[slate snow]

MY GRANDMA IS FASTER THAN YOU

[tawny lynx]

My dead grandma better than you la 😭🙏

[slate snow]

Blind and slow as a slug

[tawny lynx]

Oh man

[slate snow]

Bro did not win the genes lottery

[tawny lynx]

My grandma is gonna find me

[slate snow]

Boo

[tawny lynx]

Bro gambled with the genes lottery

[crisp token]

It feel weird buying a ticket

[brave remnant]

Oh que la vrga pues, uno no puede ganar nada aquí hdspm

[tawny lynx]

What

[brave remnant]

[tawny lynx]

The only word I understand is "que"

[slate snow]

Nie mam pojęcia co pierdolisz i nie będę sprawdzał

[tawny lynx]

Ano ang sinasabi niyo

[brave remnant]

Porque no le sabes

[tawny lynx]

I'm

Lost

[slate snow]

Did u translate that shi loll

[hexed grove]

Me tooo Seb me too

[slate snow]

Also I won't bc I'm too lazy for that

🦄

[tawny lynx]

😢

[slate snow]

Watch me learn Spanish so u can't pull this shi anymore

[tawny lynx]

Okay, I'm gonna go now

Bye bye guys

[slate snow]

Again

Damn

Alr

Byebye

[tawny lynx]

👋

[crisp token]

Bye

[brave remnant]

Byebye Seb

[slate snow]

Fyi my pettiness has no limits

I can and I will do that

[crisp token]

I am half Mexican but I don’t speak Spanish or understand it

[slate snow]

Damn that'll make me

Uh

Quadrilingual?

Is that a word

If it wasn't it is now

[brave remnant]

Órale pues, aquí te espero

[celest fox]

Logging off for the night, take care everyone

[slate snow]

I don't speak tortillas quite yet

[brave remnant]

Yeah, that's fine too

[slate snow]

Give me a few days

[slate snow]

Sleep well!

[brave remnant]

Okay, I laughed a lot

[slate snow]

Good

[brave remnant]

I want to talk pieróg but its do hard 😔🤚🏻

[crisp token]

My thumb still hurts

Whyyy

[slate snow]

Polski nie jest taki trudny, dramatyzujesz

Jak widzisz używam tego języka bez problemu

Drama queen

[brave remnant]

Yeah, whatever you say

[slate snow]

You're just a dramatic daddy idk

[brave remnant]

I am not dramatic

[slate snow]

Uh huh

And I'm cis

[hexed grove]

[brave remnant]

Bro it's difficult, it doesn't seem that way to you because it's your native language 😭

Polish is hard

[ripe niche]

🤭🤭

Hiyaa

How are you guys doing

[brave remnant]

Please send this bro to sleep, he's talking silly

[ripe niche]

As long as I'm in France, I suppose I can't do much

Alas 😔

[brave remnant]

We are doomed

[ripe niche]

Yes 😔

@slate snow Love if I wrote you a lullaby, would you go to sleep willingly

[hexed grove]

It's the end of the world

[crisp token]

Good you

[ripe niche]

Better now

Had nightmares

[crisp token]

I alway get those when I was little

[hexed grove]

I feel that one

[crisp token]

I have a nightmare where a old man was yelling me

[ripe niche]

Hate those 💀

[crisp token]

And gotten scared

[crisp token]

Same

[ripe niche]

Well I those I had tonight cause I had several, in the first one I crashed my car that I don't own yet, in the second I failed my mom's friend and in the last my husband was feeling terrible and I couldn't do anything, just watch them slowly doe from where I was and then THANK GOD my alarm woke me up

[ripe niche]

Being yelled at is just hell tho

Would cry if anyone does

[crisp token]

I did cry

[ripe niche]

Felt 🫂

[crisp token]

Like god damn

Why me I am just a child

[ripe niche]

That's so true

No child should be yelled at

That's so violent

[crisp token]

Fr

I didn’t go to summer school because of it

[static sky]

Tc lucan, rest well

[ripe niche]

Im so sorry you had to go through this 🫂

[crisp token]

It ok

My dog I got a lot of chicken today

[stoic ferry]

i appeared

[limpid rapids]

Morninggggggg

[stoic ferry]

gm trinityy

[willow gazelle]

Duck.EXE has fully rebooted. Tormenting protocol activated.*

[stoic ferry]

[limpid rapids]

hru?

[willow gazelle]

LUCYYYYYYYYYYYHYHYHHYHYHYH

TJ was so mean to me :<

[willow gazelle]

hey garreth!

[stoic ferry]

hi, duck

[stoic ferry]

im doing goood

just eating lunch atm

[limpid rapids]

That's good

[limpid rapids]

ok, yummy

[crisp token]

Hello

[willow gazelle]

ACCIO GARRETH

sorry, but you no get lunch >:)

[limpid rapids]

How are you!

[limpid rapids]

What the heck is up with you today, you seem... energetic for some reason?

[stoic ferry]

MY RAMEN

😞

[willow gazelle]

I haven’t eaten today (or when I have, I thrown it all up already)

[static sky]

[stoic ferry]

hi hiii

[limpid rapids]

HIIIIIIIIII

[willow gazelle]

TJ is bullying meeeee

[stoic ferry]

HI LUCY

[static sky]

Hi

[willow gazelle]

DEPULSO! now your ramen is all over the walls >:)

[crisp token]

How are you?

[static sky]

JT is never mean, why what happened 😭

[static sky]

Hi 😊

[crisp token]

Good warming up my blanket for night

[willow gazelle]

kept bullying meee and said my mango jam sammich I made for the, tasted bad

[limpid rapids]

Thats good

[crisp token]

Yeah

[limpid rapids]

How are youuuuuuuu

[static sky]

Aww he's probably helping u get the taste correctly

[static sky]

Good, how are you ☺️

[limpid rapids]

I'm great!

[stoic ferry]

it... hasn't arrived yet

scratches head

[willow gazelle]

BUT MY ,ANGO JAMMMM 😭 😭 😭

[brittle plume]

Hi guys

[willow gazelle]

…

CRUCIO

[static sky]

Hi 👋

[stoic ferry]

am doing good

[limpid rapids]

Hi there!!

I've never seen you before

[stoic ferry]

WHAT DID I DO OMG

[brittle plume]

How are you doing?

[limpid rapids]

I'm well thx

[willow gazelle]

I felt like it.

[brittle plume]

Ye this is my first time texting here

[stoic ferry]

?!!!

[willow gazelle]

CRUCIO

[limpid rapids]

OH COOL FRESH MEAT!! (I say that when new people join a server or in my school)

[brittle plume]

Oo i see

[stoic ferry]

YOU CAN'T CAST CRUICIO ON ME TWICE ARE YOU CRAZY

[brittle plume]

It's just that all my friends are offline and I'm bored so lurking around random discord servers lol

[willow gazelle]

right, gotta make it an odd number. CRUCIO!

[limpid rapids]

Well, welcome! It is very active here, sometimes dead in the common rooms but mostly active here. You can talk, talk, and talk

[brittle plume]

Oki

[limpid rapids]

Oh don't worry, you can talk to anyone in here

Mostly with seb or with Garreth or with lucy

[static sky]

Aw feel free to join us

[willow gazelle]

Lucy do you want some mango jam sandwiches?

[limpid rapids]

uhguhg

[static sky]

I would love to yes please

[crisp token]

Hello welcome I am Aeron

[hexed grove]

Hiiii Luuuuucy

[static sky]

Hi Vespera

[limpid rapids]

Your late 😭

[willow gazelle]

gives mango jam sammich

[brittle plume]

hi im noob

[hexed grove]

I've been here the whole time

[limpid rapids]

Can I have a grape jam

[willow gazelle]

no only mango

[stoic ferry]

all jokes aside my ramen tastes so good...

[limpid rapids]

Really??? Dude, it would've been nicer if you greeted...

[willow gazelle]

CRUCIO!

[limpid rapids]

ok ig trying new things won't kill me

may I have?

[willow gazelle]

gives

[stoic ferry]

SOMEONE GET THIS DUCK TO STOP GIVING ME THE CRUCIATUS CIRSE

[limpid rapids]

ehehe thx

[brittle plume]

gimme some

[willow gazelle]

How’s it taste?

[hexed grove]

Forgive me for looking away from my computer screen and closing my eyelids

[limpid rapids]

Its actually not too bad

[willow gazelle]

Imperio! you will throw the ramen onto the floor.

[static sky]

[hexed grove]

🌽 🌽

[willow gazelle]

sorry, me need some galleons to buy quack with. Give galleons for me to stop casting Crucio on garreth

[stoic ferry]

oh wait

im a house ghost

i forgot im not affected by spells...

[willow gazelle]

Duck magic effects ghosts

[static sky]

Lmao 😭 😭

[stoic ferry]

i'd like to believe otherwise

[crisp token]

Hopefully Tomorrow it stops hurting

[hexed grove]

[willow gazelle]

YAY! now I can buy some crack

[willow gazelle]

hey Aeron.. guess what..

[static sky]

Aw hopefully, wishing u speedy recovery

[crisp token]

You gonna say chicken butt

[crisp token]

Hopefully

[willow gazelle]

CRUCIO! >:)

[crisp token]

It weird like watching stuff that from the uk

[willow gazelle]

Lucy, I bought you some crack

[stoic ferry]

that ramen was so good

i had to eat chicken with it too..

[hexed grove]

I love a good bowl of ramen

[stoic ferry]

yes i agree

[willow gazelle]

You want some crack?

[stoic ferry]

[brittle plume]

btw guys any beginner tips? actually i'm new to this game

[hexed grove]

Nah I'm good

[static sky]

Cracks😭 😭 I want food not that🤣

[willow gazelle]

I promised you

[static sky]

It's sometime, imagine having switches on plug sockets and we don't tip much

[willow gazelle]

I did promise you some crack, didn’t I? So here.

[static sky]

[limpid rapids]

Sleeping* But its fine, sleep is the best

[static sky]

I'm not tempted, gime more mango desert

[crisp token]

And I am not even from the uk

[hexed grove]

Not sleeping just resting my eyes, there is a difference

[limpid rapids]

Ahh, ok

[willow gazelle]

mango sammich!

[stoic ferry]

make sure to get as much floo flame waypoints as you can bc some quests can lead you to certain distances

[willow gazelle]

How was the mango sammich?

[stoic ferry]

what is a mango sandwich

that

?????

[static sky]

Oh I see, don't worry I'm not familiar with that country either

[willow gazelle]

Mango jam sammich

[crisp token]

I see pic and man it so pretty

[stoic ferry]

Id rather have it on toast instead of a sandwich but okay 😭

[static sky]

[willow gazelle]

bombarda

[crisp token]

I wanna moved to the uk instead of Texas

[static sky]

Autumn is beautiful. It changes the view around us

[crisp token]

But first I am moving to Australia

[static sky]

Why not taxes? They have bigger houses, bigger roads and good portions of food.

[willow gazelle]

taxes

[stoic ferry]

i love taxes

[crisp token]

People I hate their

[crisp token]

That make me laugh

[willow gazelle]

Garreth want a mango jam sandwich?

[stoic ferry]

can i have it on simple toast instead 😞

please

[willow gazelle]

Sure gives

[stoic ferry]

yay thank you

[willow gazelle]

How does it taste?

[static sky]

I was going to cruck a joke but my fellow brits might send me
to azkaban.

[static sky]

Toast with a mango

[stoic ferry]

.....
why are you asking me that

thats oddly suspicious

but it tastes okay

[willow gazelle]

is it a crim to ask how my homemade mango jam tastes?

[willow gazelle]

Good.. cause I put shards of glass dust inside your toast >:)

[static sky]

[stoic ferry]

what goat.

[static sky]

Hopefully ours didn't had any sprinkle shards😭 😭

[stoic ferry]

oh

my tost

TOAT

[willow gazelle]

Yours didn’t!

[stoic ferry]

[static sky]

[willow gazelle]

So how did it taste?

[stoic ferry]

im going to kidnap your kin and roast them over high heat

[static sky]

A feast let's go

[willow gazelle]

Those feking quacking sons of ducks can die, for I am THE DUCK OF CHAOS

[stoic ferry]

well you wouldn't mind if i cast chaos on you right

like putting you in a recent potion im brewing up

[willow gazelle]

go ahead if you want to give the drinker cancer

[static sky]

Lmao 😭

[stoic ferry]

cancer u say

nvm

[willow gazelle]

because jokes on you, you already have cancer

[stoic ferry]

i dont

wait

no

we all do in fact

[willow gazelle]

everyone has cancer, technically.

[stoic ferry]

they're just asleep

that

THATS WHAT I SAID 😭

[willow gazelle]

nuh uh

I said it first

[stoic ferry]

no I did

[willow gazelle]

no I did

[crisp token]

Someone threatened me on TikTok in my comments

[static sky]

Let's keep this joke pending until we find a cure for it😭

[willow gazelle]

lucyyyyy garrathhh won’t let me cast Crucio 9n himmm 😭 😭 😭

[static sky]

How about we descendo 😭

[willow gazelle]

but Crucio is better

[static sky]

Oh dear block them

ANd report

[crisp token]

I did

[static sky]

U have a fav spell

[stoic ferry]

am jus a ginger

[static sky]

Good, most people like that are keyboard warriors. Don't let them rant ur head

[crisp token]

Fr

[willow gazelle]

It’s my favourite wizard spell, but duck magic is more of kind of a sentence word magic

[willow gazelle]

I can’t trap you in a soul gem anyway, so I have to torture you while you’re alive

[static sky]

Hehe I first read that as a dark magic, smooth

[crisp token]

It feel much better too having my hair short

[willow gazelle]

I CAST.. accio garrath’s finger nails! >:)

[stoic ferry]

WHAT

[willow gazelle]

enjoy having no finger nails

[stoic ferry]

😞

[willow gazelle]

ACCIO GARRATH’S TOENAILS

enjoy walking around with no finger nails

[stoic ferry]

someone send this duck to the pelting chamber 😭✌

[willow gazelle]

and toenails

[willow gazelle]

Accio Lego

[static sky]

Arresto Momentum

[willow gazelle]

noOoOooOoOOo

[stoic ferry]

LOL

[willow gazelle]

can I come in to the out now?

[static sky]

I don't even have a work, idk why I'm up this early 😭

[stoic ferry]

should i change my theme or should i stay as garreth..

[static sky]

Yes but don't Bully Garreth😭

[willow gazelle]

but I wanna 😢

[static sky]

Garreth looks good but whatever makes u happy

[stoic ferry]

if you say garreth looks good, im keeping it

because i love him

[crisp token]

[static sky]

Cute emojis

[willow gazelle]

you’re ugly cause you’re ginger.

[static sky]

[static sky]

[willow gazelle]

LUCY! Can I have duck hug?

[brittle plume]

sure

[static sky]

A duck slap sure

[willow gazelle]

but I want a hug :<

[static sky]

We can't afford to mess with the ginger community

[willow gazelle]

but if I can’t trap them in a Skyrim soul gem then they don’t have rights (this is a joke)

[static sky]

I will get back to sleep, save some mango for me. Tc all

[willow gazelle]

YOU STAY AWAKE

[static sky]

[static sky]

Way too early😭

[willow gazelle]

but I wan hugs :<

[static sky]

Tomorrow yes, I will observe how u treat Garreth😭 our house ghost deserves better

[willow gazelle]

THATS TOO FAR LUCY!

[static sky]

Never

[stoic ferry]

neigh

🐴

[willow gazelle]

Ew it’s the.. Nevermind..

[willow gazelle]

I put dung bombs inside your grave.

[stoic ferry]

[willow gazelle]

enjoy the eternal stench.

you see, I didn’t do anything to you, but I did it to your grave.

[tawny lynx]

Hi

[hexed grove]

Hi Seb

[tawny lynx]

Hi

Yes

[hexed grove]

I'm half asleep right now, how are you doing Seb?

[tawny lynx]

Great

I'm gonna challenge myself

I'm gonna try to make the most detailed drawing

So I can keep myself distracted

[willow gazelle]

GASP! SEBBY! casually starts force feeding dungbombs to sebastian

[hexed grove]

Oooo I'm sure it'll b great

[tawny lynx]

AHH

💀

[willow gazelle]

how does it taste? I mixed in some huMAN FLESH! muahahahaha.

[willow gazelle]

How does it taste? Nyehehehehehehhehehehehhehehehehehheheheheheehhehehehehehehehehheheheh

[willow gazelle]

Tell me, or I’ll force you to.

(Fix your wifi bro)

[tawny lynx]

My wifi is not doing well

😢

[willow gazelle]

How did the dung bomb taste?

[hexed grove]

🩹 for your wifi

[tawny lynx]

Bad

Anuwaus

Anyways

Challenge for the day, I'm gonna draw my MC

In the most detailed

Details

Nether

Drown me

[willow gazelle]

casually draws a stickman

[tawny lynx]

I need my daily drowning

To motivate myself

[willow gazelle]

CRUCIO!

[crisp token]

I saw someone tip over on Roblox

[willow gazelle]

You motivated?

[willow gazelle]

You motivated?

[stoic ferry]

im sleepy..

[hexed grove]

Why not go to sleep Garreth?

[willow gazelle]

I keep throwing up

Help me

[hexed grove]

I don't know what to tell you, go to a hospital

[stoic ferry]

ive somewhreto gooo

[hexed grove]

That's unfortunate

[crisp token]

It 12:06 am for meeeeeee

[limpid rapids]

Its 10:07 for me

[hexed grove]

Same

[crisp token]

My aunt cut a lot of my hair

I love having short hair

[stoic ferry]

ive somewhreto gooo

[tawny lynx]

Sad

[hexed grove]

Why sad?

[crisp token]

Welp my body sort

[calm laurel]

Hi sleep im dead

Literally the first message i saw when opening up discord

[tawny lynx]

Dude did Spotify update or smth

I hate the layout

Omg

[tawny lynx]

How do you draw hands

😢

[stoic ferry]

hands

you go

one, two, three

four five

then put a circle in the middle

[tawny lynx]

😭

[tawny lynx]

Whaddup

[slate snow]

Sighs

Wife, at school. Pear, not responding. Raven, at work. Brother, at work. Grandma, with aunt. Nis, idek but offline.

And like damn what am I meant to be doing with literally everyone busy like????

Guess y'all come alive only at night

Vampires

Aight bet

[tawny lynx]

I'm always alive

[slate snow]

Partially

You sort of are but you die more than the others

Can't talk rn the fic I'm reading is so JDKSKKDKS

Wait lemme DM you that rq

[stoic ferry]

im alive

[tawny lynx]

What 😭

[slate snow]

OH WAIT I FORGOT TO DM THAT PART OF THE FIC

Lol sorry

Started reading another one

[ripe niche]

No am here ☝

[static sky]

No work today, I think I overslept 😅

[slate snow]

I want a day off

I have work today, tomorrow

And Monday

Tuesday is off due to some holiday

Then work again

End me

[static sky]

Ouch hopefully weekends come early 😭

[slate snow]

They never do

[ripe niche]

The armistice if I remember well

[slate snow]

Idrgaf all I care abt it is it's off

😭🙏

[ripe niche]

Exactly 😌☝

It's off here too 🦐

[boreal mesa]

What's happening

[slim obsidian]

I think somebody died

it’s so sad

everyone’s mourning

[boreal mesa]

Don't morn guys it's a beautiful day

Even tho it's 29 degrees and we all have to work but other than that it's beautiful

[slate snow]

My will to live

[slate snow]

29 is summer

[boreal mesa]

Only if you use fake temperature

[slate snow]

Like Fahrenheit

[boreal mesa]

No no

[slate snow]

Yes yes

[boreal mesa]

Celsius. Super duper fake

[slate snow]

Fahrenheit is about as real as American healthcare

[boreal mesa]

I have healthcare

So, therefore, it is super duper real ☺️

[tawny lynx]

Huh

It's so cold here

Raining + aircon

Man

What a lovely day

[static sky]

Good afternoon

[tawny lynx]

Yes

[slate snow]

And it costs twice as much as your wage

Great deal!

Try free healthcare lol

[boreal mesa]

Also not true

But I get the humor

[stoic ferry]

rewatching hp rn

[tawny lynx]

omgomgomg

My favorite game is here

[slim obsidian]

Ha it took this long? I never had one to begin with

[tawny lynx]

Oh my girliepop

[stoic ferry]

it's oddly quiet.

[tawny lynx]

yes...

Thursday is a busy day

[stoic ferry]

i HATE Thursdays.

😞

[hexed grove]

Mmmm I’m up too early

[tawny lynx]

yes

[celest fox]

zzzzzzzzzzz

[hexed grove]

Well time to go back to sleep and then oversleep :>

[tawny lynx]

lmao someone is fighting

[tawny lynx]

okaay

[hexed grove]

[stoic ferry]

garreth weasley will come home...

[lean zenith]

Baby seb hru

[tawny lynx]

Hi

Yes

I'm good

[tawny lynx]

"No you will not..." says Evil Larry

[stoic ferry]

NO 😭😭😭

[tawny lynx]

[stoic ferry]

pls i need garreth 😞

[lean zenith]

good to hear

[tawny lynx]

I wanna take a shizzah but it's 11:26 pm and I don't wanna piss off my mom

[tawny lynx]

Evil Larry will come

[stoic ferry]

why

why will he come 😞

[tawny lynx]

Because

sleeps

[stoic ferry]

bro let it rip

[tawny lynx]

HAHAH

I can't...

[stoic ferry]

😭😭😭

[tawny lynx]

Cause what if the Booty Cheek Creek Freak will come...

[lean zenith]

dont listen to that house ghost

[stoic ferry]

THE WHAT

[tawny lynx]

I just watched Kubz man

I don't want that Booty Cheek Creek Freak near me

😔 🙏

And it's scary

[stoic ferry]

dw it won't go near you

just...

maybe a horse will

[tawny lynx]

👀

[stoic ferry]

neigh.

[tawny lynx]

My horse is literally far away what are you saying

[tawny lynx]

"Should I take a shizzah?" I asked the Horse of Knowledge and Decision-making.

"Neigh." Replied the Horse of Knowledge and Decision-making.

😭🙏

[stoic ferry]

LMFAO

[tawny lynx]

I'm gonna change my pfp

[stoic ferry]

okay

[tawny lynx]

Because I am the best Quidditch player 👀 👀

[stoic ferry]

i hope it's not too elongated

WHAT

no youre not

[tawny lynx]

I'm gonna elongate your legs

[stoic ferry]

what

[tawny lynx]

Yo'ure did it

[stoic ferry]

wait no i take that back youre the best quidditch player

[tawny lynx]

Yes

[stoic ferry]

thank you thank you thank you

[lean zenith]

hey now thats unfair

[tawny lynx]

😂 🙏

[lean zenith]

maybe best Player of slytherin

[stoic ferry]

hornes

[tawny lynx]

Lmao yknow what

[stoic ferry]

horsen

[tawny lynx]

I'm gonna do something funny

[tawny lynx]

Stop horsin around

[stoic ferry]

wow okay

[tawny lynx]

Check my drip gng

😎

Lmaao

[tawny lynx]

😢

[stoic ferry]

😭 merlins beard

LMFAO

vro flying away from the troll in hogsmeade

[tawny lynx]

HAHAH

[stoic ferry]

wait all jokes aside it's actually a good pfp

[tawny lynx]

"Gomenai... Ominis-kun." starts levitating

[tawny lynx]

I know right

Teehehh

I'm so handsome

👀

🤔

Wow

Even the wind complimented me

[stoic ferry]

HELP

😒 yes ok youre handsome.

[tawny lynx]

Dude

I know right???

[stoic ferry]

lyke watevr

[tawny lynx]

👀

I can hear Garreth saying that

[stoic ferry]

HELP

[tawny lynx]

"Ugh! Whatever auntie🙄 "

But he wouldn't have the guts to say that

Because he'll get another lecture again

😭 🙏

[stoic ferry]

bru he lowkey gets punted everytime im sure of it 😭

[tawny lynx]

Lmaoo

Dude

It's the two of us...

Here...

You know what that means...

[stoic ferry]

super saiyan mode

[tawny lynx]

Boomshakalaka...

[stoic ferry]

whatever you call it

🐴

[tawny lynx]

🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

OH MY GYATT

I SET SOMETHING ON FIRE

[stoic ferry]

BRO

WHAT THE EFF

WHAT DID YOU DO

[tawny lynx]

WE'RE ABOUT TO CRASH— 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

[stoic ferry]

yeah THATS NOT MY FAILT

fauky

fault

[tawny lynx]

Fauky

[stoic ferry]

GUYS SEBASTIAN DID IT

[tawny lynx]

Hey man no swearing

HEY

NO SNITCHING

[stoic ferry]

i didn't swear..

[tawny lynx]

GUYS GREASELY DID IT

[stoic ferry]

SEBASTIAN SET THIS PLACE ON FIRE

[tawny lynx]

GREASELY SET THE WHOLE THING ON FIRE

[stoic ferry]

NO

[tawny lynx]

NUH UH

YOU DID

[stoic ferry]

I DID NOT

YOU DID

[tawny lynx]

NUH UH

🙄

🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

[stoic ferry]

BRO

THERE U DID IT AGAIN

[tawny lynx]

GOODNESS GRACIOUS🤯 🙏

IT'S GARRETH GUYS

[stoic ferry]

NO IT'S NOT

[tawny lynx]

IT'S GARREYH GREASELY 🗣️

[stoic ferry]

IT'S SEBASTIAN SALLOW

[tawny lynx]

IT'S ORANGE AND GARRETH HAS RED HAIR, IT'S HIM 🗣️

[stoic ferry]

WOW OK

[tawny lynx]

[stoic ferry]

JUST BECAUSE IM GINGER I AUTOMATICALLY SET STUFF KN FIRE???

[tawny lynx]

Teeheh

disappears magically

[stoic ferry]

no.

[tawny lynx]

I'm back

Lmao

IMPERIO— 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

[stoic ferry]

who are you casting imperio on.....

[tawny lynx]

You

😂

[stoic ferry]

I DIDN'T EVEN DL ANYTHING

[celest fox]

…..

[lean zenith]

poor garreth died

[torpid laurel]

Slytherin vs. Gryffindor, we all know who’s obviously gonna win

[celest fox]

Neither

[lean zenith]

both gonna end up expelled

[radiant plume]

https://tenor.com/view/expelled-hogwarts-hoggy-warty-hermoine-gif-5720557

[static sky]

I know who's going to win

Spoiler alert for the winning team

|| hufflepuff ||

[torpid laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/kronk-point-debate-argument-angel-gif-17274775

[stoic ferry]

bro

im actually cooked for this

ill have to make up for it during ex week 😭

exam

BECAUSE TELL MY WHY MY PARTNER GOT US A 5/25 😭😭😭

[lean zenith]

how

[static sky]

Ah u r indeed cooked. Good luck😭

[stoic ferry]

we were supposed to memorize a poem, and i was absent for today BC im out of the province — my classmate didn't really memorize everything so he read from the script. and earned me and him just 5 points out of 25

[stoic ferry]

I'M GONNA CLOCK THE EXAM JUST WATCH 😭

[torpid laurel]

[crisp token]

Hi

[static sky]

Hi Aeron. Hru

[crisp token]

Sleepy you?

[static sky]

Wide awake here. I hope u get some rest soon

[crisp token]

It morning here

[static sky]

Good morning to you. It's 5:25pm here

[crisp token]

Thank you

[static sky]

Welcome, have a good day ahead

[crisp token]

Thank you

[willow gazelle]

Exesedrctfcvgvhbgbn beuh. Cdrgf. Hunjimomokmn ub HB g vice ex ex redr d RHG b u uni inimical u Yggdrasil. RDR rdrd f fly gym Hihi. Joi jk. In. Yogyakarta rdcessexes esrd d frag g hI’m unnhunhuv5rdtfy h

[static sky]

Hffhuyg jgftuffh thank you

[willow gazelle]

my dog Paddy is licking my ipad and speaking to all of you :>

[static sky]

Aww cute, say hi to Paddy for me

[willow gazelle]

I send pictures in dms

[static sky]

I have a better option hang on

There's a

|| #🐱pets ||

[willow gazelle]

I already sent em before

[static sky]

I missed, @ me there😭

[lean zenith]

hii

[willow gazelle]

In DMs-

[static sky]

Hi 👋

[static sky]

My dms are in 56 days cooldown

[lean zenith]

So what r we doin

[willow gazelle]

but cute DOGGO :<

[static sky]

Chatting ig, any ideas sky

[static sky]

Drop it in the pet section 😭

[lean zenith]

uhhhhh

[willow gazelle]

Sent

[willow gazelle]

LOOK AT MY DOGGERINO RIGHT NEOW

[willow gazelle]

PADDY IS THE CUTEST MOTHER FUKING DOG IN THE WORLD ❤️ ♥️ 💜 ❤️ ♥️ 💜

[static sky]

I saw thanks fr

[static sky]

Indeed ❤️

[willow gazelle]

INHBK TBNYOOI MG$JBK ,GN, DMINGOUNIEBBBBBJBBBBBMOSRJBNIK. VRN SKGNO BJI SEFNKH JEFA B OI JEFS. NIUGJ JTKENS MJKB SNKMUINJKHUMUIEB TRNKNK R NMKJ,

IM G9NNA EXPLODE

[static sky]

I'm not fluent in duck language help😭 😭

[willow gazelle]

TO0 CUT3 G0NNA D1E

[willow gazelle]

HE’3 T00 CUT3, G0NNA D1E

[static sky]

Aw how old is paddy

[willow gazelle]

he’3 6 y3ar3 01d

[static sky]

Aww 🥹

[lean zenith]

oh right now i remember lucy u need help? is duck givin ya too much tea again?

[static sky]

No he showered me with a cute paddy pictures

[willow gazelle]

1 sn0rt3d t00 mu3h cr4ck

[lean zenith]

alr alr

[lean zenith]

how old ya again mate?

[willow gazelle]

1rr3l3v3nt

[lean zenith]

u also type like you did

[willow gazelle]

can’t a grown ass man type as he wants and mess around?

[lean zenith]

lucy imma let u handle that as the therapist here aint no way im dealing w that

[lean zenith]

lmao u sure can

[willow gazelle]

like ffs, let me do as I want gang

[willow gazelle]

do you have any pets Lucy?

[static sky]

Unfortunately no

[willow gazelle]

GET SOME!

[static sky]

[willow gazelle]

get an adorable African Grey!

They’re so smart!

[static sky]

Uhh about that....it seems impossible

[willow gazelle]

why? ;-;

[lean zenith]

(sorry for the Spam)

[static sky]

All good don't worry 🫂

[static sky]

Uh i have severe pet allergies 🤧

[willow gazelle]

NOOOOOOOOOOO

[willow gazelle]

What about geckos?

They’re so cute

[static sky]

Am afraid of them😭

[willow gazelle]

WHAT?

[willow gazelle]

BUT THEY’RE SO CUTE!

[static sky]

[static sky]

Cute once are deadly

[willow gazelle]

I’m sending pictures. And pinging you 50 times :>

[static sky]

Please, I might not sleep tonight 😭 😭

[lean zenith]

id turn my notifications off if i were u lmao

[static sky]

Ty u sky😭

[lean zenith]

always glad to help girl lmao

[willow gazelle]

please it’s a tiny little gecko

[willow gazelle]

I to,d you! Look how cute little Gizmo is!

[static sky]

It's cute

[crisp token]

Hi everyone

[static sky]

Hi Aeron, welcome back

[crisp token]

Thank you

[willow gazelle]

I LOVE AMINALS

AMINALZ

HEHHSHSHEHTHJ*BMHJNF ESJMBNHERVJN HIE TIJFR AMKJHKIMJAGWO MIURwbWrkunrae

[static sky]

Hgfgh hgyhg goodnight duck and thanks for the cute pictures

Tc both

[crisp token]

Same

[torpid laurel]

Depulso!

Incendio!

[crisp token]

Hello

[torpid laurel]

Bombarda!

You’ve made your choice

[celest fox]

…..

[torpid laurel]

Mate, you’ve distracted me from my scene

Also hello

Lemme do it again

Ahem

[crisp token]

Me and my boyfriend matching the same character but different pictures

[torpid laurel]

Depulso!

Incendio!

Bombarda!

You’ve made your choice

…

[radiant plume]

ANNE!

[torpid laurel]

Cuz what

[celest fox]

I am deeply confused

[torpid laurel]

Come on

[radiant plume]

It’s-it’s part o’ the scene

ANNE!

[torpid laurel]

Surely you haven’t finished Hogwarts Legacy yet, have ya?

[torpid laurel]

I think Seb yelled no

[celest fox]

I have not.

[torpid laurel]

Mm I see, well I won’t spoil you too much…

[radiant plume]

aarrghh! I won’t make her suffer! ||Avada Kedavra!||

[torpid laurel]

Too spoiled cuz, too much

[radiant plume]

Oh

[torpid laurel]

Sick

I’m matching with my cousin

[radiant plume]

Mmmmm

[crisp token]

Yeah

Oh

[torpid laurel]

Apparently her favourite character is Victor

So I get Victoria

[radiant plume]

[crisp token]

I can’t believe they bought back direwolf

[radiant plume]

Oh yeah, that was surprising indeed

At least i’ve already known all the direwolves in Game Of Thrones

[torpid laurel]

Especially my cuz and I are gettin into Game of Thrones nowadays, it’s perfect

[torpid laurel]

Oh no, here she goes to rant

[radiant plume]

I mean, Ghost is the most famous direwolf I guess, but I prefer Summer because I saw him first

https://tenor.com/view/น่ารัก-gif-25984566

[torpid laurel]

[radiant plume]

[torpid laurel]

[crisp token]

Tbh they should not bring back dinosaurs

Our human population will die

I think

[radiant plume]

Oh yeah no no, that’s exactly what we thought of after we heard they’ve brought back direwolves

Dinos are awesome really, but to bring ‘em back is too far

[crisp token]

Yep

[crisp token]

We museum for a reason

[radiant plume]

Exactly

Well museums show both the existing and the extinct and the beyond

But still, dinos are dinos

[crisp token]

Yes

I remember playing a game where you shoot dinosaur

[radiant plume]

As a realistic dino or a lego dino? (because we played a game as a lego dino)

[crisp token]

Yes

[radiant plume]

Although i’m always searching for a game where you can be a realistic wolf in a free world game

I did find one, but I got bored after

Looks like i’ll stick with dinos

[crisp token]

Same lol

[slate snow]

Nice victor pfp

[torpid laurel]

Aha

[radiant plume]

Oh thanks, I’m matching with my cuz @torpid laurel

[slate snow]

Slay

Can someone pls keep me company for the next 25min or so

[willow gazelle]

kill me

[slate snow]

I'm omw home and it's dark as shi

And some questionable people r around

[willow gazelle]

Hello >:)

[slate snow]

I just saw someone selling someone else white powder is all I'm gonna say

Ion feel safe

☠️🙏

Genuinely

[willow gazelle]

And you didn’t share?!

[slate snow]

Not funny

I genuinely feel unsafe

[celest fox]

.

[hexed grove]

I’m up

[willow gazelle]

oh

[slate snow]

Oh thank God

[willow gazelle]

not a joking time k got it

[slate snow]

Yeah Im genuinely scared

[willow gazelle]

Have cops on speed dial

[celest fox]

?¿

[slate snow]

It is night I am pretty far from home and theres a lot of sketchy people

[slate snow]

I have this server on speed dial

I trust y'all more than cops

Especially Pear, Nis and Seb

My wife ain't counted she's over the scale + asleep

[willow gazelle]

Well nissy the sissy isn’t here

[slate snow]

Yeah no shi

Lowkey wish he was I need company before I have 4th panic attack of the day

Like I'm super glad Ves is here but

The more the merrier as they say

[hexed grove]

Nooo no panic attacks

[slate snow]

Would be my 4th one today

Ooooor my 3rd breakdown

[willow gazelle]

do.. do I just not exist?

[slate snow]

Youd bite me if I tried to pat you

[willow gazelle]

not when you’d actually need comfort. I may be a chaotic duck but atleast I can be com.. compa.. compassionate

bleh

[slate snow]

Well that's nice ty

Appreciate it

[willow gazelle]

Only when you need it, otherwise I’d torment you as usual

[slate snow]

Figures

[willow gazelle]

What do you hear around you?

[slate snow]

A drunk homeless guy is yelling at some guy in the bud I'm in and I think they might break into a fight

[hexed grove]

Hobo fight

[willow gazelle]

Any footsteps behind you?

[slate snow]

Just got off the bus

Gotta walk abt 15min now

[hexed grove]

Almost there

[willow gazelle]

Listen to your surroundings.

[slate snow]

ID RATHER NOT GIVEN THE PART OF CITY I LIVE IN LOL

Betcha I'd hear someone get hit by a car

Not doing this

[willow gazelle]

Do it and listen to footsteps.

[slate snow]

I'd rather focus on my music

[willow gazelle]

If any is coming after you, run.

[slate snow]

DUDE YOU'RE NOT HELPING

😭🙏

I think I prefer the bullying

You're scaring me worse now

[willow gazelle]

.. okay I’ll leave :<

[slate snow]

Oh great a group of older men right in front of me

Half of them are drunk that's the minimum

[slim obsidian]

be drunk with them

[willow gazelle]

I just saw a kid barely older than 10 vaping

[slate snow]

Really not the best time for jokes

[slim obsidian]

okay mb i didnt read the backstory

[slate snow]

WHAT THE FU I JUST SAW SOMETHING RUN ACROSS THE STREET

LIKE A DARK FIGURE LIKE HUMAN ON ALL FOURS

WHAT IN THE FURRY COMMUNITY

[willow gazelle]

Lol

[slate snow]

WHAT IS THIS

I DON'T LIKE THIS

[willow gazelle]

Furry mating ritual

[slate snow]

That was a good one

Hate to admit that tho

I'm starting to think this part of city is haunted

Just saw some random gal with an empty beat up stroller

[willow gazelle]

It’s just a bunch of furries dw

[slate snow]

I'd prefer haunting

[willow gazelle]

Okay nvm

[slate snow]

AND A WOMAN WITH HER CHILDREN IN A SHOPPING CART WHAT THE FVCK

[willow gazelle]

Definitely haunted.. or a cocaine epidemic

[slate snow]

How do I take a photo in the dark without making it obvious with flash

[willow gazelle]

That’s normal

[slate snow]

I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF A ROAD BY THE WOODS

[willow gazelle]

.
. That’s normal.. I swear

[willow gazelle]

Watch out for bear furries. Those are crazy

[hexed grove]

How bout you don’t take a photo of them. Just keep walking home. You got this.

[slate snow]

Just got here

About to open the door

I did take a photo and I saw it wrong first time

It's 2 guys

[willow gazelle]

2 guys, sitting in a hot-tub! 10mfeet apart cause they’re not gay

[celest fox]

[hexed grove]

Make sure to lock the door behind you

[celest fox]

🍪

[willow gazelle]

consumes

[crisp token]

I bought chip

[willow gazelle]

Accio Aeron’s chips

Mine now.

[slate snow]

Okay im

Home

Also I took a photo of these guys

Poor quality but

Still

[willow gazelle]

okay I’m gonna take you out of your home now. ACCIO TJ!

[slate snow]

SON OF A BI-

[willow gazelle]

nyehehhehehehehheheheh

[willow gazelle]

Accio hobos! Okay you two have fun! Byeee

[slate snow]

PEAAARRRRR

NIIIIISSSSSSS

I'M BEING BULLIEEDDDD

[hexed grove]

Pear is here

[slate snow]

WHY DOES DADDY HAVE TO BE BUSY

I'm so not letting this go

I had warned him

Loll

[slate snow]

PEAAARRRRR

[hexed grove]

[willow gazelle]

Accio tomatoes! Enjoy some tomatoes being splatted all over ya!

[hexed grove]

My brain isn’t fully working yet I need caffeine.

[slate snow]

Protego, ancient magic throw

Right back at ya

[willow gazelle]

QUACK! disappears the tomatoes

nyeheheheheh

[slate snow]

YOU CAN'T QUACK YOUR WAY THROUGH LIFE NETHERLANDS

[willow gazelle]

oh, but 5hat is how duck magic works. QUACK QUACK QUACK! Causes whipped cream to violently start spewing out of your nose

[humble sequoia]

tsfaf

[willow gazelle]

ACCIO DUNGBOMBS! DEPULSO! yeet

[crisp token]

My dog made me follow him

[willow gazelle]

the dog owns you.

not the other way around

[slate snow]

any1 here plays phasmophobia?

[crisp token]

What that?

[celest fox]

Cookie

🍪

[lean zenith]

isnt that a scary game or smth?

anyone still awake?

[hexed grove]

Yes

[lean zenith]

Hi hru

[lean zenith]

what time is it for ya?

[hexed grove]

Like 2:40pm

[crisp token]

Anyone excited for stranger thing last season?

[hexed grove]

I haven’t seen a single episode lol

[crisp token]

Rip

[lean zenith]

oh alr thats still early

its almost midnight for me

[crisp token]

I haven’t seen black phone 2 yet

[lean zenith]

havent watched.