💬general

[calm laurel]

The voices are getting louder….

[slate snow]

TY MAŁY PIERDOLNIKU ODDAWAJ

[slate snow]

GO TO FVCKING SLEEP

[willow gazelle]

I stole the rest of your caffeine :>

[slate snow]

i hate you with a passion.

[calm laurel]

No.

[willow gazelle]

okay fine.. I’m giving you your caffeine back..

[slate snow]

too late for that

i already died

[willow gazelle]

probably because I switched it out for DECAF NYEHEHHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEH

[slate snow]

lookin up duck recipes as we speak

[rain forge]

Roast duck

[slate snow]

[slate snow]

since bros already unlikable

make it with raisins

[rain forge]

Eww

[slate snow]

exactly

Pear i just downed a 500ml can of energy drink

🦄

do i get superpowers now

[rain forge]

Sneaky duck

[hexed grove]

I believe so

[slate snow]

slayyy

[rain forge]

Have another just in case

[slate snow]

donnt have anymore

[willow gazelle]

I also switched out your energy drink for decaf

[slate snow]

i do have coffee

[calm laurel]

Yum

[slate snow]

also i think my math dyslexia is worse than i thought

when im at work i have trouble telling 8 and 9 apart at times

and 8 and 3

[calm laurel]

How

[slate snow]

i put a size 3 sticker on an 8 size shoe

[slate snow]

theyre

hard to tell apart

[calm laurel]

H o w

[slate snow]

IDK THEY JUST ARE

then again im also legally blind

[calm laurel]

Ominis mentioned

[slate snow]

no but like genuinely

im -4.75 and -4.5

and need to see an eye doctor soon

[rain forge]

Oooft

[slate snow]

cause i cant see well from a distance again

[rain forge]

Can't be a pilot I'm sorry

[slate snow]

after less than a year from my last visit

i bet im -5 and -5.25 now lolll

[calm laurel]

Much likely lol

[rain forge]

Oh dear

[calm laurel]

You gonna need em telescopes to see at 60

[slate snow]

pretty much

but u givin me too much credit

more like at 30

at the pace its progressing

[celest fox]

What on earth

[slate snow]

what

[crisp token]

My hair bugged

[calm laurel]

He got bugs in his hair!!

[crisp token]

Yeah

[celest fox]

Time to log on to HL yippeee

[hexed grove]

Yippeee

[celest fox]

Yipppeeeee

[willow gazelle]

Quack, quack quack quack, quack!

[willow gazelle]

QUACK! quack quack, QUACK!

[hexed grove]

🌽

[willow gazelle]

Quack! nom nom nom quack, quack quack.

[tawny lynx]

Hi

[willow gazelle]

QUACK QUACK! casually puts a leg cramp harm on sebastian

[hexed grove]

Hi Seb

[tawny lynx]

AAAAHHHHH

Bye

👋

[willow gazelle]

Get back here!

[willow gazelle]

VESPIE! if ya din’t help me torture sebby with me I’m gonna curse ya

[hexed grove]

Jokes on you I'm already cursed plus I don't feel like it today

[willow gazelle]

Quack! causes all of your food to go moldy

[hexed grove]

Meh I don't need to eat

[willow gazelle]

QUACK QUACK! casts a charm to make you extremely hungry (not starving though)

[hexed grove]

I'm immune to your magic Duck. I'm already starving :>

[crisp token]

Someone keep calling me

[stoic ferry]

i awake

[tawny lynx]

Sup

[celest fox]

Cookie time

[crisp token]

Hi

[stoic ferry]

i eat breakfast

bred

[slate snow]

Hiya

[hexed grove]

Halloo

[slate snow]

[hexed grove]

Oooo fancy name change

[slate snow]

I had the ¿TJTB¿ one since 2019

Time for a change

[stoic ferry]

woaa

[hexed grove]

It’s a good change

[stoic ferry]

pretty format for a name

[slate snow]

This account is older than two of my cousins 😭🙏

[stoic ferry]

😭

[slate snow]

Tyy

[slate snow]

They're 4yo

😭🙏🙏

[stoic ferry]

youre welcomee

[slate snow]

This account remembers the # username searching

[stoic ferry]

the # username was iconic 😞

[slate snow]

It was tjtb#2793

[celest fox]

I haven’t laughed this hard throughout my time playing this game 😂😂😂

[slate snow]

I learned it by heart after giving people this acc so many times

[hexed grove]

Mine also does too

[slate snow]

Damnn

2016

I was too busy being a 9yo to be on discord

I was doing normal 9yo activities

Like making my own Ouija board

Or messing up my hair styling doll head's face

With permanent marker

I think I have a photo somewhere

[stoic ferry]

me when aesthetic name change

[hexed grove]

I’m not allowed near Ouija boards anymore

[tawny lynx]

Hi

[tawny lynx]

Stop changing names Greasely

[slate snow]

I FOUND IT.

I FOUND THAT FVCKING PHOTO OF THAT DOLL HEAD

Lemme just

slides into pear's dms

God 2016 me slayed

[hexed grove]

I don’t even remember 2016 oh right that’s when I was drinking a lot

[slate snow]

I

Was 9

All I drank was juice and coke n tea

Mostly juice tho

[hexed grove]

Back when life was simpler

[slate snow]

Well I mean it's been only

Uh

Damn

Wait

What

2016 WAS 9 YEARS AGO????????

WHAT DO YOU MEAN

NEARLY 10

WHAT THE

Time stopped for me around 2015

SEBASTIAN WAS IN KINDERGARTEN, I WAS FINISHING UP PRIMARY SCHOOL AND YOU WERE ALREADY AN ALCOHOLIC

THIS TIMELINE MAKES NO SENSE

[hexed grove]

Hahahahaha

[slate snow]

BRO WAS 5 I WAS 9 AND YOU WERE 21 WHAT THE SHI

WHAT IN THE MATHS

WHAT THE HELL

HOW DOES THAT MAKE SENSE

this timeline makes no sense whatsoever what the hell

How come I'm friends with someone who was still learning the alphabet and someone who was already a fully grown adult when I was finishing up primary school

Good god

What is this

I'm having an existential crisis

[hexed grove]

You just got lucky I guess

[slate snow]

NIS WAS 15.

BRO WAS THE SAME AGE AS MY FRIEND'S BROTHER WHO WAS MY CRUSH AT THAT TIME

I'm

Not okay

[tawny lynx]

Hi gng

[hexed grove]

There there Just don’t think about it

[tawny lynx]

New art

[slate snow]

HARD TO DO

[tawny lynx]

Huh...

Who's an alcoholic😢

[slate snow]

YOU WERE LEARNING THE ALPHABET WHEN I DREW SATANISTIC SYMBOLS ON A MY DOLL HEAD

THIS TIMELINE MAKES NO SENSE

[tawny lynx]

😓

Should I be worried

[slate snow]

I WAS USING HOMEMADE OUIJA BOARDS AND YOU WERE PROBABLY TRYING TO SWALLOW A CRAYON OR SOME SHI

[tawny lynx]

I did swallow a crayon...

A blue crayon...

[hexed grove]

I’ve been sober for years now

[slate snow]

I just realized you were in diapers when I started primary school

[tawny lynx]

And when I went to elementary... I became part of the GT section (Gifted and Talented)

[slate snow]

Was the gifted part a nice way of saying autistic

[slate snow]

Very proud of you

[tawny lynx]

Prolly👀

[slate snow]

Figures

[hexed grove]

Thank you thank you

[tawny lynx]

I mean, I knew how to write and speak English properly before even going to Kindergarten

[hexed grove]

Seb secretly a prodigy?

[slate snow]

I was reading children's books under covers when I was 3 lol

[celest fox]

I am tripping balls

[slate snow]

I would sneak a flashlight into my room

[tawny lynx]

Ballers

[slate snow]

Wait until my mum was asleep

And read

Got caught multiple times

Smh

[tawny lynx]

😭

[slate snow]

Didnt stop me

[celest fox]

Im tripping balls to the point I see death

[tawny lynx]

Ballers

[slate snow]

I was reading books meant for teens at the age of 8

Lol

[tawny lynx]

Prolly...👀

[slate snow]

Uhuh

[tawny lynx]

Anyways

I'm gonna go continue drawing

[slate snow]

Yeah you do that I

[tawny lynx]

I kinda miss going to school

[slate snow]

Need a moment

[tawny lynx]

Okaay

[slate snow]

To get over this existential crisis

[tawny lynx]

👋

[slate snow]

Wait wait wait that would make Nis 18 in 2019...

Bloody FVCKING hell..

I had barely started middle school and I spent days playing Pony Town and chatting up adults to the point where I made this discord account specifically to chat with one guy who was 17 at the time

Bro went by Willow and then by Fungus for whatever reason but

We were in touch until 2023

God bloody damn this timeline

Yep gonna have a crisis

[hexed grove]

Little too late for that I think

[slate snow]

AGHHHH

[tawny lynx]

Huh

[slate snow]

U like dark arts

Avada kedavra me

Please

[tawny lynx]

No

[slate snow]

OH CMON

[tawny lynx]

Ominis would beat me up

[slate snow]

HE WOULD NOT

[tawny lynx]

He would

[slate snow]

My wife would

Not Nis

[tawny lynx]

Yeah I don't wanna get beaten up by your wife

[slate snow]

SHES HARMLESS

She's a tiny fairy goblin

Worst she'll do is bite your ankles

[tawny lynx]

I don't know what to feel about that

[hexed grove]

No no I’m sure Ominis would and if he doesn’t I will

[tawny lynx]

Vespear will beat me up

[slate snow]

Why would he

[slate snow]

she's just jokingggggggggggg

Trust meeee

[tawny lynx]

Nope

Not doing it

[slate snow]

Cmon

[tawny lynx]

Someone is gonna beat me up. BAD

[hexed grove]

https://tenor.com/view/one-punch-man-saitama-gif-22612142

[slate snow]

PEAR YOU'RE NOT HELPING

[tawny lynx]

💀

[slate snow]

Ill cancel your bedtime

[hexed grove]

I’m kidding I don’t like hurting ppl

[slate snow]

Oh boy

Father Nis is coming

[tawny lynx]

Sure

Uh oh

Here comes Omenes

[brave remnant]

Don't remind me, it was the year that started my whole downfall

[tawny lynx]

Mr. Insidious

[slate snow]

Your age aligned with far too many instances in my life

[brave remnant]

Why lmao

[slate snow]

2016 God damn it

[tawny lynx]

[slate snow]

Ves couldn't you have made your account in 2015 or 2017

DID IT HAVE TO BE 2016

[hexed grove]

I’m sorry

[tawny lynx]

I made my (old) account in 2020

I lost it

Damn

😢

[brave remnant]

It's funny because I've been here for years, this account isn't the original, the other one was deactivated for reasons I won't mention

[slate snow]

I was

Uhhhhh

Lemme just

12

Yes I had to calculate that

[tawny lynx]

Damn...

[slate snow]

A locked up 12yo due to COVID

[tawny lynx]

What a funny day

[slate snow]

Engaging in pixelated pony creepypasta themed roleplays with 16-25year olds

THE REASON I MADE THIS ACCOUNT

[brave remnant]

Man, I was working in a 24-hour store at that time and customers infected me with COVID, the worst shi in the world

[tawny lynx]

I'm reading

[brave remnant]

I don't recommend that

[slate snow]

Had it too

Hospital sucked

[hexed grove]

Hasn’t had Covid yet

[tawny lynx]

I don't even have Covid

Yet

But I got amoeba for eating dirt thinking it was chocolate

🤤

[slate snow]

Why are you like this

[tawny lynx]

Don't know, ask my ancestors

[slate snow]

Cant I lost my diy OUIJA boards

[hexed grove]

I think at this point we don’t ask and just accept Seb for who they are

[slate snow]

They had MLP stickers man 💔

[tawny lynx]

Thanks Vespear

[brave remnant]

I didn't go to the hospital, my family simply locked me in the other house and I lived just by luck, hospital was too expensive

[slate snow]

😭🙏

[stoic ferry]

i do what i want, sallow

[slate snow]

Glad you survived?????

[tawny lynx]

Awh man :((

[slate snow]

😭😭

Idk what to tell you man

[tawny lynx]

Guess what, wala akong pake

[slate snow]

Murder your family?

Arson?

Commit a different felony??

[tawny lynx]

Commit World War Three

[celest fox]

I am in awe

[slate snow]

Okay let's not go there

[brave remnant]

Why would you eat dirt thinking it's chocolate?! They're not even similar!

[slate snow]

We can nuke the French when my wife leaves the country

[tawny lynx]

I was hungry

Ok

My mom starved me

[slate snow]

I mean

I ate a dirt worm when I was like 2

🦄

[tawny lynx]

How does it taste

[brave remnant]

Did you eat dirt too?

[slate snow]

And a glass

Like I just bit down on it

[brave remnant]

😭

[slate snow]

Swallowed the shards

[tawny lynx]

I broke a wine glass and got the whole shards poking my leg

🤤

[hexed grove]

I’m so concerned for you guys.

[slate snow]

I WAS TWO

[tawny lynx]

🤤

[slate snow]

If anything it's on my mum

She gave a 2yo a glass

Instead of a sippy cup

Besides I was biting everything and everyone

[hexed grove]

🧻 You’re drooling again

[slate snow]

My brother still has my teeth marks on his skull

[brave remnant]

It's just a baby

[slate snow]

[tawny lynx]

And when I was in Elementary, I was a very fast runner and one time—we were playing TAG and the chaser was chasing me and I bumped into a guy and tripped, scraping my knee

[slate snow]

What about me

Am I baby

[tawny lynx]

IT???

[slate snow]

Okay that happened to everyone

[tawny lynx]

I wanna say a swear word

[brave remnant]

You're 18, not 14

[slate snow]

Did u ever get a detention for running into a teacher

[slate snow]

You're old

Compared to you

I'm baby

[brave remnant]

Say "sparkles" is the only swear word you're allowed to say 🫵🏻

[slate snow]

Father Nis back at it

Sheesh

You're giving me dad/priest vibes

[hexed grove]

🤣

I saw that

[slate snow]

Same

[tawny lynx]

Sorry Ominis-kun

[slate snow]

YOU DON'T FLIP OFF FATHER OMINIS

[tawny lynx]

I'll go to my corner

Bye

[slate snow]

Yep

[tawny lynx]

😔

[slate snow]

🦄

[brave remnant]

Then you should also go to bed early, and if you refuse, no phone and worse, no talking to your wife 🫵🏻

[tawny lynx]

Lmao

[slate snow]

It's 4am if anything I'm up early

[tawny lynx]

HAHAHHA

HAHAHAHAHAH

[slate snow]

Try again

[tawny lynx]

👀

[slate snow]

[brave remnant]

Why a priest?! 😭

[hexed grove]

Imagine being banned from talking to your wife

[slate snow]

YOU'RE JUST

[tawny lynx]

I like priests

[slate snow]

GIVING

PRIEST

IDK

Take that as a compliment

Movie priests are hot

[tawny lynx]

Now that gives me an idea to draw

[slate snow]

😭🙏

[tawny lynx]

Yes...🤤

[slate snow]

Father Ominis

[brave remnant]

Well, go to sleep now 🫵🏻

[slate snow]

Devil Sebastian

[slate snow]

How about no

[tawny lynx]

🧍

[slate snow]

OOOOOO ALAN WALKERRRRR

so glad I added him to Omiseb playlist sheesh

My childhood

🙂‍↕️

[brave remnant]

Actually I take it as an offense, I don't follow Catholic things because my family forced me to, I prefer other things lmao

[tawny lynx]

Where are you now

Ting ting ting ning ning ting

[slate snow]

Felt

[tawny lynx]

Oh my bad

[slate snow]

But movie priests kinda......

[tawny lynx]

😥

[slate snow]

Let's just say.....

They kinda...

[brave remnant]

Have you seen Midnight Mass? Damn bro, the priest

[slate snow]

HAVE YOU SEEN THE ESSEX SERPENT????

[tawny lynx]

I might watch...

[slate snow]

TOM HIDDLESTON AS A PRIEST

LIKE SIR

[tawny lynx]

🤤

[slate snow]

I'M

[brave remnant]

I DIIIIID

[slate snow]

THE CURLS

SIR

I

[brave remnant]

I LOVE TOM HIDDLESTON

[slate snow]

OMG SAME

[brave remnant]

[slate snow]

me when Tom

[hexed grove]

Also same

[slate snow]

HES SO

AND SO

AND

JDMAIDKKWKDKRMDF

[tawny lynx]

🧍

[brave remnant]

He in Crimson Peak is so

[slate snow]

OKAY NO BUT TOM PLAYING WILL RANSOM DID THINGS TO ME

[slate snow]

OMG YES

THOMAS SHARPE

[hexed grove]

I just watched this last month

[slate snow]

AND LUCILLE WAS SO PRETTY

THE CURLS

[brave remnant]

I'm not into men but Tom Hiddleston, man...

[slate snow]

TOM'S CURLS LIKE

SIR I'M

[slate snow]

I'm not into guys my age

I'm either into older men or fictional men

Daddy issues playing on my Spotify rn

How fitting

[brave remnant]

Old men?

[slate snow]

25-50 basically

• insert some dead actors

Sighs in Alan Rickman

[brave remnant]

Savannah slow down 🤚🏻

25 years is not old

[slate snow]

Dont worry

You don't fall in that category

[brave remnant]

What a handsome man

[slate snow]

I'm 18, anything above that is old to me

[slate snow]

Genuinely

[crisp token]

I dropped my chicken today

[slate snow]

LIKE SIR-

[tawny lynx]

I'm just gonna walk away 👀 I forgot to get my headphones

[brave remnant]

I don't mind wearing a red wig

[slate snow]

Hmo Christian Coulson

[brave remnant]

Ah, I don't think I know him

[slate snow]

I'm ashamed of you

THE GUY PLAYED TOM RIDDLE IN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS

[brave remnant]

I don't remember the actors' names

Only the ones I like to watch

[slate snow]

Benjamin Wadsworth is hot too ngl

Probs don't know him

[hexed grove]

🤤

[slate snow]

I doubt u watched Deadly Class

[slate snow]

Pretty much

Me everytime I rewatch that movie

[slate snow]

I think he's 26

Lorenzo Zurzolo is 25 if I remember correctly

He's a 2000 baby

[tawny lynx]

Whaddup

[slate snow]

I think Benjamin is a year older

[brave remnant]

You are correct

[slate snow]

You should

[slate snow]

Hot. People.

[brave remnant]

Where

[slate snow]

Well

Good question

It was cancelled after s1 and is kinda hard to find

[tawny lynx]

Send this one more time and I'm gonna call Garreth a twink

[slate snow]

I found it on a totally legal website

Trust

[tawny lynx]

Hmm...

[brave remnant]

I have many ways to watch completely legal things dw

[slate snow]

That's why you're my favourite /hj

[hexed grove]

I loved this show

[brave remnant]

Caring is sharing

[stoic ferry]

NO....

i wont send it again 😞

[slate snow]

YOUVE SEEN IT???????????????

[stoic ferry]

trust....

[tawny lynx]

Probably

[slate snow]

OMG PEAR I LOVE YOU

THE PLOT THE CHARACTERS THE ACTORS

IT'S

A YES

[hexed grove]

Yassss I was so upset when they canceled it

[slate snow]

WHY DID THEY CANCEL IT

[tawny lynx]

Can I have the permission to watch it

[slate snow]

GENUINELY IT WAS SO GOOD

[tawny lynx]

👀

[slate snow]

No

[stoic ferry]

HELP

[slate snow]

Too gruesome for a kid

[stoic ferry]

"no" 😭

[tawny lynx]

Awh man

[tawny lynx]

Won't stop me anyways

[slate snow]

SMH

[stoic ferry]

can i watch it?

[brave remnant]

TJ, have you ever seen REPO! The Genetic Opera?

[slate snow]

No

[tawny lynx]

Let's watch it together Greasely

[slate snow]

Never heard of that

What is it

And does it have hot characters

[hexed grove]

For the oldest reason in the book ratings were too low

[stoic ferry]

yes sallow

[tawny lynx]

Yes

[stoic ferry]

let's frolic in the joys of such gruesome material

[slate snow]

*swallow

[brave remnant]

The entire cast is hot

[slate snow]

Cmon don't cancel my hard work

[hexed grove]

fjda;kfjkdafjkas;fjadsf I love this

[slate snow]

Slay I'mma check it out

Have y'all seen a mini series called The Game from 2014

[tawny lynx]

Of course

[slate snow]

THE MAIN CHARACTER

SO

[brave remnant]

AAAAAAA FINALLY IS NOT JUST MY FRIEND AND I!

[slate snow]

LDIDJEUJDE

[brave remnant]

Everyone should see that musical, it's pure gold

[slate snow]

IT'S A MUSICAL??

[crisp token]

My hair finally short

[slate snow]

Oh I'm watching it today after work

Live love laugh musicals

[brave remnant]

Yeah, Paris Hilton and Sarah Bridgman are there

[stoic ferry]

PARIS HILTON

[hexed grove]

Not me watching loading up the movie to watch it right now 😄

[slate snow]

HHHHH

So watching it after work

[brave remnant]

Well bye, I was supposed to be playing lmao

[slate snow]

Awh man

You leaving again?

😔

[tawny lynx]

Awh

Bring back some milk for us father

[brave remnant]

I finally decided to do the Gryffindor part to get the last achievement in the game and I want to finish it before I regret being in this house

[slate snow]

What about us :('

Oh also u said you like tom Hiddleston

[tawny lynx]

Feed your children father

[slate snow]

You'll love my keyboard then

[tawny lynx]

Oh man

I gotta go do my house chores now, bye bye👋

[slate snow]

NOT YOU TOO

[willow gazelle]

OH OMINIS!! I HAVE SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR YOU!! QUACK, WUACK QUACK QUACK! I summon forth the curse of unbearably painful leg cramps inside you!

[brave remnant]

I can't text, my phone only has 13% battery left and I should charge it 😭

[brave remnant]

Let me see 😌

[slate snow]

[brave remnant]

[slate snow]

This thanksgiving I shall present thee a stuffed duck

[willow gazelle]

okay now that that curse is out of the way, do you want to eat some peanut butter sammiches?

[slate snow]

Save turkey eat Netherlands

[slate snow]

Father Nis is abandoning us

Smh

[willow gazelle]

VESPIE! want some peanut butter sammiches?

[hexed grove]

I'm still here if it's any consolation

[hexed grove]

I just ate I'm full

[slate snow]

But

But

[willow gazelle]

I made some but I feel like if I eat again I’m gonna throw up again :<

[slate snow]

You're always here

Father Nis barely is

Sighs

[brave remnant]

Sammiches?

[tawny lynx]

Dw I'll be back

I always come back

[willow gazelle]

Yeah! Sammich!

[willow gazelle]

hey sebby, how does your bed smell? Still like dungbombs I hope

[slate snow]

Like u did in Blair?

[brave remnant]

I'm not doing it because I want to, my phone is dying 😭

[tawny lynx]

Lmao

[slate snow]

Still haven't forgiven you that

[tawny lynx]

We can play Blair later 😭 🙏

[slate snow]

IT'S 4:28AM FYM LATER

[tawny lynx]

Oh

Damn...

Come to the Philippines ig

[slate snow]

Get a charger and use it plugged in idk

[tawny lynx]

Idk

[slate snow]

Thats what I'm doing rn

[tawny lynx]

WE'RE ABOUT TO CRASH 🗣️🗣️🗣️💥💥💥

[willow gazelle]

Ominis, how are the leg cramps?

[brave remnant]

I have it but nowhere to plug it in, the sockets are already being used by the TV and the Xbox

I'll be back soon

[slate snow]

If you leave it will no longer be Father Nis

I'll make it worse.

I am very much capable of that.

[brave remnant]

Bad duck, you're causing pain to a blind man

[willow gazelle]

pecks eyes I keep on forgetting these don’t work.

[brave remnant]

How much worse?

[slate snow]

Let's just say you'll cringe your guts out.

And I'll have a lot of fun.

:)'

[willow gazelle]

Hey, you here? continues to peck eyes

[willow gazelle]

Ominis, I have goodies for you? Like some peanut butter sandwiches

[willow gazelle]

Sebby? Want some sandwiches?

[slate snow]

We've been abandoned, Netherlands

[hexed grove]

😭

[willow gazelle]

You want some sandwiches?

[slate snow]

I don't like peanut butter

Can I have just jam

[willow gazelle]

what the fu- what do you even like?

[slate snow]

I will move along with my threat and I will make him cringe his ass out when he comes back

[slate snow]

Not peanut butter

😭

Or parsley

Or cauliflower

[willow gazelle]

okay fine i have some mango jam. It’s so delicious

[slate snow]

Or brussel sprouts

Or dates (fruit)

Or raisins

Or fish

Or mushrooms

Or goat cheese and goat milk

[willow gazelle]

do you want a mango jam Sammich?

[slate snow]

Sure

[willow gazelle]

gives take a bite and let me know :>

[hexed grove]

Should I be worried

[slate snow]

Possibly

Would u snitch if I told u what I'm gonna do

[willow gazelle]

Is the Sammich yummy?

[slate snow]

What kind poison is that

[willow gazelle]

it’s actually just mango jam and it’s so yummy

[slate snow]

Sus

[hexed grove]

I don't know xD Probs best if I don't know then

[slate snow]

Hes gonna kill me looool

[willow gazelle]

I’m eating a mango jam and peanut buttah Sammich

[slate snow]

Already filled my wife in on it

She'll wake up to a wonderful message

[willow gazelle]

Just try the sandwich please 🥪

[celest fox]

…

[willow gazelle]

I love mango

[willow gazelle]

Just try the sandwich please 🥪

Just try the sandwich please 🥪

Just try the sandwich please 🥪

Just try the sandwich please 🥪

Just try the sandwich please 🥪

[slate snow]

FINE

Jesus

Bloody

[stoic ferry]

i blove grape mentos

[slate snow]

Christ

[stoic ferry]

tastes so good

[slate snow]

I read that as blow omfg

[willow gazelle]

Is it yummy?

[slate snow]

No

[stoic ferry]

HELP

[slate snow]

Turns out I don't like mango jam

[willow gazelle]

I didn’t even do anything to the sandwich :<

[stoic ferry]

what

[willow gazelle]

cries and waddles away

[slate snow]

And he waddled away

Waddle waddle

🎵

[willow gazelle]

Just try the sandwich please 🥪Just try the sandwich please 🥪Just try the sandwich please 🥪Just try the sandwich please 🥪

• Just try the sandwich please 🥪Just try the sandwich please 🥪Just try the sandwich please 🥪Just try the sandwich please 🥪*

Just try the sandwich please 🥪Just try the sandwich please 🥪Just try the sandwich please 🥪

just try the sandwich

Duck.EXE has stopped responding.

[crisp token]

Idk what is going on

[willow gazelle]

Please restart Duck.EXE by saying the words Duck.

[tawny lynx]

Whaddup

Hi

[willow gazelle]

Please restart Duck.EXE by saying the words Duck.

[crisp token]

Hi

[willow gazelle]

Please restart Duck.EXE by saying the words Duck.

[willow gazelle]

Please restart Duck.EXE by saying the words Duck.

[tawny lynx]

Woah buddy

No spamming

[crisp token]

How are you?

[tawny lynx]

I feeel great

My wifi is playing with me

😢

[crisp token]

Alway me

[willow gazelle]

Duck.EXE has not received a response. Rebooting protocol activated.

[celest fox]

…

[hexed grove]

Indeed

[willow gazelle]

Rebooting…

[stoic ferry]

the sandwimch

[celest fox]

Are you the heavy from tf2

[stoic ferry]

the waht

[brave remnant]

I'm scared

[slate snow]

Good.

[brave remnant]

But I'm back now, I have 30% and I've stopped playing

[hexed grove]

Yippeeee Ominis is back

[brave remnant]

[hexed grove]

[celest fox]

Ooooooo

[tawny lynx]

Whaddup

[tawny lynx]

I'm gonna eat this cat

[hexed grove]

Bet

[tawny lynx]

🤤

[stoic ferry]

i hhhhh.... i wanna leave Manila now

its

why is it so hot..

[slate snow]

Hmh.

Sigh

When is my wife waking up

[tawny lynx]

Come back to Davao twin

👋

Wait no...

[slate snow]

When will we get married I wanna call her a wife like literally

[tawny lynx]

Lesgo to Bohol

[slate snow]

Smh

[tawny lynx]

🤤

[crisp token]

Who seen arcane

[slate snow]

Dude the "avada kedavra me" request is still present just fyi

In case you changed your mind

[hexed grove]

Love Arcane

[stoic ferry]

im pagod

i don't want to travel anymor

[crisp token]

I got avada kedavra early with mods

[tawny lynx]

🤤

[slate snow]

Please?

[tawny lynx]

No

[slate snow]

See Nis ain't here he won't do shi

Neither will my wife she ain't here either

[tawny lynx]

Nuh uh

[slate snow]

Cmonnnn

[tawny lynx]

wiggles my finger

[slate snow]

pleaseeeeee

[tawny lynx]

No

[slate snow]

Whyyy

[tawny lynx]

First, no. Second, no.

[slate snow]

Ain't no one gonna beat u

Nis legit ain't here rn

[tawny lynx]

🤤

[slate snow]

And my wife is like

Deep in a coma

[tawny lynx]

Give me 500 chocolate bars

[stoic ferry]

wow diabetes

[slate snow]

Ikr

[tawny lynx]

Sybau

[stoic ferry]

BRO WHAT DID I DO

telling me to smbau 😞

[tawny lynx]

Shut yo flippin mouth Greasely

[slate snow]

Is that all it takes for u to ak me

[tawny lynx]

Maybe

[brave remnant]

I am here

[slate snow]

Slay alr

[slate snow]

No

You arent

You're just a hallucination

[tawny lynx]

Pleasehelpme

[slate snow]

No

[tawny lynx]

I'mbeingheldhostage

[slate snow]

SINCE WHEN

[brave remnant]

I died and I didn't even realize it

[hexed grove]

I thought this said Persephone

[brave remnant]

Same lmao

[slate snow]

I died multiple times due to my wife I know that feeling

[slate snow]

My wife is Persephone

[tawny lynx]

Today

[slate snow]

She fits that

[slate snow]

AHA????

Ty mała mendo

[tawny lynx]

Her NAME is Persephone

[slate snow]

😭

[brave remnant]

Was she kidnapped by her uncle? 😭😭

[tawny lynx]

Haha

[slate snow]

*she fits that visually

[tawny lynx]

Garreth come back pls I'm sorry

[slate snow]

I'm the Hades to her Persephone

[tawny lynx]

Garreth help me

[slate snow]

Shush

Eughhhhh

[tawny lynx]

I don't wanna ak you pls let me go

😭 😭

[slate snow]

I either wanna be taken out with a sniper gun or be with my wife

[slate snow]

No

Cmon man

[tawny lynx]

Ominis please help me

Anyone

Help

Give me 500 chocolates first

And one chocolate must have a golden ticket

[slate snow]

Daddy Nissy ain't gonna help you this time Swallow

[brave remnant]

Did you kidnap her and make her develop stockholm syndrome? Wild

[tawny lynx]

LMAO

😭 🙏

[brave remnant]

Whats going on

[slate snow]

Technically she held me hostage by her beauty so that's a reverse typa story

[slate snow]

Nothing

[tawny lynx]

He wants me to ak him and I don't want to and he keeps insisting that I should

[brave remnant]

Huh... Okay...

[slate snow]

COME ON PLEASE

[slate snow]

No but she's so beautiful you don't get it

🥹

[brave remnant]

Why don't you ask him?

[tawny lynx]

Wanna know what's the word "NO" in Filipino? 😠

HINDI

[slate snow]

AYO LMAO

[tawny lynx]

[slate snow]

Daddy Nissy see what I have to deal with

Keep the kid under control smh

[tawny lynx]

I am under control

[slate snow]

I'm done babysitting you don't pay me enough

[tawny lynx]

🙄

[slate snow]

YOU DON'T PAY ME AT ALL

[tawny lynx]

What

There's a payment???

[hexed grove]

Yeah I don't think we get payed for watching Seb

[slate snow]

Clearly smh

[brave remnant]

I'm not on work hours

[slate snow]

You are now.

[tawny lynx]

Garreth pays

[brave remnant]

[tawny lynx]

Not all of you

[slate snow]

Suffer idk

Daddy Nissy and Swallow the Kid

Sounds like a great comedy show

[tawny lynx]

Lolo and kids 😭🙏

[slate snow]

About cannibalism

Sheesh

Need a different title

This does NOT sound good

[hexed grove]

It really doesn't

[brave remnant]

Sebastian, calm down, go bother the duck ☝🏻🦆

[tawny lynx]

Cannibalism🤤

[slate snow]

"Daddy Nissy and Swallow the Kid"

[tawny lynx]

I am calm

[slate snow]

The show about a cannibalistic daddy priest

With a special interest in kids

[tawny lynx]

🤤

WHAT

[tawny lynx]

WHAT

???

DUDE

[brave remnant]

That sounds very PDF-like

[slate snow]

I'm too sleep deprived for this I'm wheezing

[tawny lynx]

[tawny lynx]

This is the reason why we should sleep

[slate snow]

Or we come up with great show ideas

Yeah

[brave remnant]

Go to sleep, you're a baby too

[tawny lynx]

HAHAHAH FINALLY

HAHAHA

[slate snow]

Oh so NOW I'm baby

Smh

Too late

[tawny lynx]

[slate snow]

Now Im only my wife's baby

Too late Daddy Nissy

I can't type

My english isn't englishing

[tawny lynx]

Lmao

Daddy Insidious

😂 🙏

[slate snow]

English ❌
Englishn't ✔️

[brave remnant]

Go to sleep or I'm going to call her

[tawny lynx]

Call her please

[slate snow]

Go ahead

I wanna see how that turns out

[crisp token]

Should I add Hershey in my hot chocolate?

[tawny lynx]

So I can leave peacefully

[tawny lynx]

Yes...

[slate snow]

Pretty much

[tawny lynx]

Yes

[slate snow]

Daddy material but not like daddy daddy just kind of daddy does that make sense

[tawny lynx]

Yes

Father figure

[slate snow]

Slay

[tawny lynx]

You mean

😭

[slate snow]

Ehhhhhh tbh I can't even epzian what I mean

Wtf

Explain

**

[tawny lynx]

What is epzian

[slate snow]

Yeah my english is off

[tawny lynx]

Lmoa

[slate snow]

Glad my autocorrect is on

[tawny lynx]

Bro is making new words

Epzian

Epzian

Epzian

[slate snow]

Sounds like an ancient civilization

[crisp token]

I did

[slate snow]

The Epzian Civilization

[tawny lynx]

Yes

[hexed grove]

I got lost and now were talking about a new ancient civilization

[slate snow]

Pretty much

It's just my

[tawny lynx]

Woah

[slate snow]

Sleep deprived spelling

[tawny lynx]

Yes

Bye

[slate snow]

I

Bye????

😭

[brave remnant]

Bye, go to sleep

[slate snow]

NOT ME

[slate snow]

HIM

[tawny lynx]

Hi

Imback

Zimbabwe

[brave remnant]

Tbh I can't tell you to go to sleep, I went to sleep at 6 am today lmao

[slate snow]

Um

It's

[brave remnant]

And probably today too

[slate snow]

Almost 6am for me

I'm vibing to music tho

[tawny lynx]

12:54

[slate snow]

Waiting for wifey

[brave remnant]

How many hours apart are you two?

[tawny lynx]

Man

[slate snow]

My wife and I?

Or

[tawny lynx]

11%

[brave remnant]

Yes

[tawny lynx]

The chargee is calling my name

[crisp token]

Can’t wait for the weekend

[slate snow]

Ohhh

Yeah um

Same time zone

Central European

[brave remnant]

Well charge your phone

[tawny lynx]

N o

[brave remnant]

Bruh

[slate snow]

What

[tawny lynx]

Lmao

[slate snow]

Don't "bruh" me

Not very daddy behaviour of you

Smh

[brave remnant]

I thought, I don't know, you two were 8 hours apart and that's why you wanted to be awake when she woke up 😭😭

[slate snow]

LMFAOOOOOO

[brave remnant]

Bruh

[slate snow]

Yeah no

I'm just an insomniac

[slate snow]

Do it again I dare you.

[tawny lynx]

Man

[brave remnant]

You work nights, right?

[tawny lynx]

What will happen

Bruh

[hexed grove]

We got t-shirts for this

[slate snow]

I have shifts

[brave remnant]

B

R

U

H

[slate snow]

This week it's 2pm-10pm

[slate snow]

Ok daddy

[hexed grove]

🤣

[tawny lynx]

Calling Ominis daddy lowk funjy

Daddy Insidious

[brave remnant]

I want mine in purple

[tawny lynx]

Hi Daddy Insidious

[tawny lynx]

Is purple your favorite color

[brave remnant]

[slate snow]

What's wrong daddy

[brave remnant]

It is, it's my favorite color

[slate snow]

Slay same

[tawny lynx]

Same 🥳

I love color purple

[slate snow]

What is this cult

[tawny lynx]

🤤

Purple my favorite🤤

[hexed grove]

Purple is also my favorite color

[slate snow]

What in the purple devotees

Is this just a Slytherin thing

[tawny lynx]

Mmm yummmy purple 🤤

[hexed grove]

They think our favorite color is green and it's secretly purple

[slate snow]

Frfr

[tawny lynx]

Frfr

[brave remnant]

Even though I am blind, I cannot avoid witnessing this evil

[slate snow]

Damn daddy you spent so long typing this

You should rest

[tawny lynx]

Daddy Insidious typing out a paragraph

Chill Daddy

😢 🙏

[slate snow]

He has the typing speed of my grandmother

I swear

[tawny lynx]

Man

[brave remnant]

I love that the cape at the start of the game is purple, I was expecting they kept it as a clothing option 😔

[tawny lynx]

Man

[brave remnant]

I'M LYING DOWN WRITING IT'S DIFFICULT

[tawny lynx]

Here comes daddy Insidious's slow typing

[slate snow]

SO AM I

THAT'S NO EXCUSE

[tawny lynx]

I am laying down too