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Fun Sherlock fact
In one of the books he has an interaction with Jim and it basically goes
J: is that a gun or r u pleased to see me
S: Both.
Oh thank god
Oh who am I kidding, how else am I supposed to harass you
Pay me and I might
F you
Drugs are expensive
Lol
βOh no, step-Ominis, Iβm stuckβ
WHAT
THIS NUN WON'T LEAVE
Iβm buzzed, not high.
Tomato tomato
I donβt do weed
Befriend her
Or harrass her until she ragequits
Gays my wife is up

Life is worth living again YEHEWEE
Get your hubby under control please.
That's why it's better to play with a mods
YOU'RE THE DRUNK ONE TF U ON ABT
I was simply discussing how gay Ominis is with Nissy
I can't- I'm trying to get him to get some REST but NOO
DUDE BRING THIS INTO DMS THIS IS TOO RANDOM
Help me
Die
No
Denied.

Sleep is for the weak and for you π
Baby I'm weak, you don't have to make a difference
I had a mental break yesterday, sleep. Youβll regret it if you donβt.
Omfg thank you
You take that back
Try me
I'm ginger
I'll have enough caffeine to kill a horse
WHAT DOES YOU BEING A WEASLEY COPYCAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING
I'm weaker than the average people
I love it when couples fight. Whereβs my popcorn?
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That's exactly what worries me
We Already established you're a fvcking Hamilton so you take that back
Alexander didn't die for this shi
-# oh this is getting good
I'mma drink that energy drink I have left and make coffee
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Yes
Tf u mean yes
Oh my gyatt
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Yes
Yeah my bad but I'm built likeba stick (for now) and I get sick easily (forever) and the sun is a f*cking danger to me
That's not weak
That's vampire
-# so TJ has a goth gf got it
Enjoy that while I'm not here cause I'mma get you to sleep someday
LMAO
She couldn't be further from a goth
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YAYYY
Slay π¦
Good job Ves
BAHAAAAAHAAA
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Dudes I'm like a smol fairy goblin
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This is an interesting topic
It was a complete accident to be honest
Do it deliberately next time
I can't keep a steady style to save my life
i can
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What about you look like my husband everyday
Oof
See I'm consistently your hobo hubby

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I am playing with my sister
Does that mean I picked you up from the streets like a stray cat
Plot twist you're adopted
Close you picked me up from class
meee
Even worse

No I mean school is worse than the streets
That I will πβ
You had a huge choice and settled for a hobo looking person with a nonexistent sleep schedule like 15 different special interests and a caffeine addiction
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Idc I love you
You don't get to criticize my choice β
Nah
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Hi single
Imagine not having a great husband or wife like I do
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One day you'll find someone β
WHEEZING
ok
Probably a literal hobo
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At least I'm a metaphorical one
Thats what we want you to think
My wife's ancestors used guillotine it's in her genes don't make me ask her to decapitate you
Freaky
I could bring that up nowadays just for my godforsaken president π
I'm thiiiis close
WHHEEEZEEEE
French?
Yep
Oui oui
Oh gee
Mine is french also so Im good
Ooo nice choice
Mine tends to be murderous tho
This channel be talking anything but Hogwarts Legacy π (sometimes)
hei guys i just started playing i got like an hour of playtime and i got a problem, i see charaters blue and the rest semms black and white anyone know the problem how can i fix it?
Not that I'm complaining
This is true
Mine tends to threaten me on a daily basis (eat, sleep, basically everything)
It's the French genes
Oh Bibi wants to stab me
You forgot don't eat lactose
i asked chatgppt and he told me to update my drives and all that things and i did i verified the files and went to factory settings thinking that the settings were too high or something but its the same
Orion threatened to make me go to sleep when we meet again so I take it she'll cut my oxygen off til I pass out or she'll use sedatives on me
anyone know what im talking about anyone can hellp me please?
Based tho
I have no idea sorry
Nope, sorry dude
Do you meet the minimum requirements for the game?
Maybe ur PC just ain't strong enough
yea i got rtx 4050 amd7 16ram gddr6 it cant be that bad for this game
I say graphics card is too weak
No, I'll just cling to you while I sleep and if you still don't sleep well I have my methods
What methods
WHAT METHODS
Newer cards tend to struggle w the game cause its so damn badly developed
Cutting off oxygen
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All I'm saying is I hope you'll sleep with the first method
No that's dangerous π
Sedatives r safer
Shush you like it
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AYO DON'T CALL ME OUT LIKE THAT
In front of people no less
Smh
Indeed but no
Now I'm just concerned
So?...
Woopsie
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Y'all wanna know
@humble sequoia get yo boy under control here
It's alright
Now I'm even more concerned
Hopefully you'll never have to know
I'm not π
That was a fact
And I said it wasn't dangerous
So it's finee
Didnt u say you were gonna write a happy ending and ended up having your character devoured and Starlight stuck in a loop
I don't trust that
Hi
I said perhaps πβ
Awh my babies
Hellooo
IT SHATTERED ME
It was magnificent but it destroyed my soul
I've lost track of what is going on
WELL YEAH BUT DID U EXPECT THAT
Not even close
I wouldn't even know how to explain that
Ships
How we got there
Well
Ye but the whoooole convo
It started with me doing that map and the first entry
π³οΈ π³οΈ
Those goddam shipsπ
I'mma crush you
HEHEHE
Aw I'm sorry, but I can't get involved in this. It's something you have to resolve as a couple.π
Lucky bastards
He's making it worse now
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War
How sweet
Starlight's backstory just got more painful woops
HOW DARE YOU
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Lmao
Twinkle twinkle little star it will end up with some scars
My musicality is at it's peak
Am scared
Don't expect Elias' post-aegis story to be all rainbows either then.
That sounds accurate
Noooo
My baby π
Okay I'll make a concession, starlight will be happy once
Too late
Ah gee too late for that, I already killed too many of my characters
Anyway, it'll still be
You'll be responsible for multiple deaths of mine as well
As long as its not yours
Dang a Russian Roulette
Pretty much
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Chap 1 character alive
Chap 2 "[name] was found dead"
Damn
She brought this upon herself
Good luck with that
Okay no I'm a psychopath not a monster
Indeed, I get attached so fast
I'd rather kill Sebastian than an animal
Good god thank you
I'd sacrifice him ten times over
Figures
I already have it all planned out
Along with a plot twist in the end
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Why read a book if it doesn't hurt you (the only answer is because it's gay but gay books often hurt you)
After the last one I feel like you'll be coming up with the weirdest theories
"So this is all an afterlife throwback and in reality theyre all dead already"
Plot twist Elias killed himself and there was no hospital and no aegis and it's a never ending cycle cause nothing exists and we're slowly going crazy
LMAOOOO
That would be too obvious
Give me some credit
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My bad π€
I will do my best π
Think this through
What kinda plot twist could I do that you wouldn't expect
Cause ya sure as hell didn't expect the one with Aegis
Well if I don't expect it I don't know
guys can you look in channel memes i send my problem there maybe anyone knows it
YEAH NO SH IT IT WAS KINDA REALISTIC
Why did u send it in memes
Theres #1063582649647628409
For a reason
i didnt know which channel let me send photos:)))
ok thx
Yw
Listen I'm naive
And I'll do it again
(And I fall on a daily basis because I have no balance)
I walked into a tree
Love how everyone just despawned
Where y'all at
Swallow, Nissy, Lu, Ves
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I genuinely that we're not the problem, the world might be
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They felt too single
I summon them β¨β¨β¨
LUUUU
LUCYY
Sorting out my morning routine here
Everyone despawned
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I'm here
YAAAY
They will slowly come back π
I mean it is 8am
laughs in no sleep gained
laughs in energy drink
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It's 7am hereπ
same
Slay

Don't give me that look
I'm giving you the look
I'm staring at mini you I swear
I'm gonna put mini you in time out
I'm staring at spotify currently
For being right?
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FOR THE HARASSMENT ππ
"Go to sleep, go eat, don't drink so much coffee, youre lactose intolerant"
What harassment π
Awesome
Oooof
I'm trying to keep you alive π
How abt no
Making playlists π
Actually I'm trying to make you do things
(Me included)
Nope
THERE ARE CHILDREN IN THIS SERVER
Your wife needs you alive
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Why is my character always hungry
ποΈποΈ
What a bigback
I'M TRYING SO HARD NOT TO LAUGH CAUSE I'LL WAKE UP MY BROTHER
WHEEZING
ποΈπ ποΈ
I'm doing that weird not-laughing-laugh where you're choking
That's my default laugh
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ποΈ
You're happy? Then suffocate
You can't hear it I just can't breathe anymore and I'm like "uuufff"
Makes sense
I say default cause this one is the one I really can't stop
I'd say the most genuine one
What-
INDEED

Now lemme just-
Learn all the lyrics and be a pain in everyone's ass cause I won't shut up
I already learned it
I meant of the whole musical
"Will you're such a genius and your writing is divine, a rose by any other name is such a clever line"
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Fair
Welcome to Renaissance, A Musical and God, I Hate Shakespeare are the best imo
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I agree
Hi,Sleepy here. Good to hear u r fine
That's schizophrenia, Sebastian

Welcome back yall
I never knew u could zoom in a pic that much. 
Ty, half back
Try going further
I'm gonna say things without context from now on
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So.... You'll be doing the same thing you always do
Who influenced uπ

Idk
Yes
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Aight I've been abandoned again
She's probably resting
She woke up less than an hour ago wym
Resting from what
Help
Breathing??
Why did I say that
Not again
From the weather
What else is she doing
At least u didnt pull the "daddy" card again
Now why would I say that
ok
You know i have that screenshot
I think she's probably doing something
Look man I don't remember I swear
Well I want her back
Ok I gotta charge rq
If it's related to food feel to share guys if not keep it both
Food
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Mmm
What
Food is life
It's related to when I was omw to work at 5am and bro went feral lol
U were online
Last Monday
I probably missed
Lucy ain't Norway you're believing that guy
It's ok, I priorities food moreπ
Ok (β―Β°β‘Β°)β―οΈ΅ β»ββ»
Suit yourself
Lemme go wife hunting rq

Let your wife rest broddy ππ
Stay with us, it's ded here without u n Sebastian π€£
IVE BEEN WAITING THE WHOLE NIGHT
yes wait
.
:['
I miss my wife gays





Love whatever you're doing hurry up
Awh man

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Not lmao then
Have fun gng
Exactly what u gotta do when u visit
Oh have fun and good time.
What
Have u missed the cemetery part
Anygays
Uhhhhhhhhhh
I did indeed, Sebastian complete ur sentences for God sake
Tf do u say to someone who's going to a cemetery
Enjoy???
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Don't join em yet???
I didn't read that part, bro broken his sentences into 3 parts
No like
I spilled liquid on my rough draft of chapter 11 π I've been waiting all day for it to dry
Have fun is common phrases we use often when meeting someone
what has the peasant done again
I mean I have fun going to cemetaries and garaveyards but then I romanticize them.
he was trying to get my gf to choke me basically

This sounds scary, how do u π
Scary π¨
Is that what youve been typing for so long
merlin's beard, everyone in the world knows poison is the best way to kil-
i mean coconuts are good too
WE'RE 18
No I changed to something short
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true, true
my posture is so bad im starting to doubt my junior rotc program grade ππ
itβs great for long range
Wait u got married at 18??
I lowkey wish
Hereee
oh right wifeβs just bc wife okay fine
i thought like legally wife π
I WISH
Just save up some cashhh you can do it soon enough dwww
and at least people can think it is an accident. well, as long as they're able to think that is
What-
Wait till 45, marriage is stressful
oh reallyyyyy
Reallyyyyy
We both done messed up π
exactly itβs so convenient, and you cant get fingerprints if its one of them hairy coconuts, itβs foolproof
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Nahhhh
no more baguette for you, child
FORTY FIVEβS PRETTY LATE
YEEEE
iβd say like 28
You slay
28 is a good age
Bahahahha
I think 60 is
alors. pain au chocolat ou chocolatine ?
youre treading in dangerous territory
What's that nickname π
SIXTY?!?!
Pain au chocolat
Ye
The one I'mma adapt to you from now on
Tartiflette
does pain au chocolat stab you or does it have a different way of inflicting⦠pain⦠au chocolat
I wouldn't hurt your heart π
Je connais PERSONNE qui dit chocolatine
Γ©videmment, ok tu es bien franΓ§aise
what if you die π
Oui
Oh que oui β
ah yes that clears it up
y'en a trop, pourtant π
omg π€£π€£π€£
Bah j'ai eu de la chance car j'en connais pas
That's a different story π
Γvidemment- je refuse de croire que certaines personnes disent chocolatine premier degrΓ© π
Scally I changed my mind, well adopt you π€£
mais tellement π
and in case that story comes true, you gotta get married early π
-# not before 25 tho thats too early
Oof- courage π
nope
Finally Iβve waited 3 months to be adopted by someone
Awh
i miss my white hair so much πππ
then the orphanage left me on the streets
You look beautiful either way π€
I want white hair so bad
my poor Petal
I want hair so bad
Well too bad deal with it
You'd be so hot
-# wig π
i want the same for u bro
WHEEZING
im so poor π
all hair suits u tho!
You look like my grandfather when he was 50
I have seen way too many people who i close to got married way too early, divorces flying back forth like no tomorrow
He was bald then too
he does indeed
Love how u bully your husband
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Approved
yeah but my parents got married too lateβ¦ well no they married at the right time but had kids too late, so now theyβre in their fifties and have to deal with me π
i would nevah
Buggs if it makes u feel better my uncle is 40 and bald too
Except well
By choice
But still

Buggs if it makes u feel better thereβs kids with leukaemia and theyβre bald too
should i have said that
@reef glacier is not even 30 though π
Still
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Thats foul ππ
I WAS JUST TRYING TO MAKE HIM FEEL BETTER
BAHAHAHAHAHA
THEN GO BALD TOO IDK
of course, you're the sweetest
WHAT'D THE KIDS DO MAN
Scally you coulda been my own at this point π
absolutely very sweet, I always say the nicest things
Im still 3 months old I wouldnβt know the difference anyways
just kidnap me already
YES
NO
Don't u Jeff the killer me
If anyone picks coffee I'mma have to pull my methods
Thank you, you're safe
exactlyyyy
So... Coffee's an option to you
wait what no i want to die can i change my decision
Careful lucy
Thats all I got from ur response lu
Oh my God
Orion has warned us I'm afraid I can't say out loud
I wasn't going to kill you
Then whisper that shi idk
She's harmless
naaaaap
i should be one of those clowns that go to hospitals to cheer up kidsβ¦ theyβd probably hope the disease kills them after theyβre done with meβ¦ so itβll make it a little less sad if they do die!
For how long have you been awake already babe?
Watch out
aw thats a pity π
Bold of u to assume I keep count
The worst thing you've done was make a star devour your oc
You're harmless
So far indeed
R u threatening me
Perhaps
@humble sequoia get the other French here under control please she won't listen to me
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(And I'm done with homework, means I have time to write)
Thats not how the french work, they dont listen to anyone but themselves π€£
Some French listen to other French
What a quick learner
It won't happen on the "you should get some sleep" subject
Alright caffeine it is then

No cause then I'll wake up again without u here
So like what's the point
If I can't pull you out of the dream like Nancy did to Krueger
But you're already up without me-
Try harder
I'm sure you can
Oh trust me I've tried
You're too stubborn
Fine I'mma nap but wake me up at 11:30am/12pm max
That wasn't me then cause I would gladly follow you
Awh
Okay
I'mma set an alarm up
That's barely 3 hours π
Sleep well my love π
YAYYY HEβS GONE TO BED
VICTORY
Tc, rest well TJ
It got so quiet in here
Ikr
Scally be louder
It's so peaceful here
Yup all the chaos went to bed until Seb wakes up again lol
Helloo
Hi Seb
I'm finally done with my drawing
Ooooo
Does anyone want to see a cool picture
Me
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A friend of mine would call you necrophiliac
That's not the definiton of necrophilia though
I know but my dumb silly friend would call you that
Yaay
I'm going home
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Is that not a good thing?

Hi Lucan
Very good
I'm going to be heading to bed, I'm so tired.
Yay
Goodnightie
Finally at home
Good night and welcome back home.
Hiiiiii
Ooooh π
Sebastian I will hide your PokΓ©mon cards
Oh hello Lucan, sorry the blue colour blinded me earlier.
How does-
Sebastian your more colour blind then ominis
False
He is
Not true,
appears
It appears false
What
Tell me what colors is which then
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He will be after im done with him
I had to wait for someone to get out of the bathroom I can finally go to sleep now
I'm finna find you broddy
KNock on the door and say this in Spongebob's voice: "are you pooping?"
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Why do we colour eggs for Easter?
Because it's colorful
Valid answer

I was gunna say so we have Sebastian walk around picking up colorful eggs and having someone be proud of him for doing a good job
Hello guys i am back
Whaddup
Hi welcome back
thanks
Hungry
instagram ruined the cropped photos i set up im going to strangle someone
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Strangle Garreth for me please
Id rather strangle leander
I second this
Actually, that's better
Choke Leander for me
You get a free and special unforgivable spell
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whos that again
Leander Prewett, a Gryffindor student
Very arrogant
Red hair.
which....
Ginger?
Guess, teehehe 
Griffendor?
Red hair.
he whines more than a puffskein ever could
Fr
Leander = Ron Wheasley
He whines more than Amit
big ahh forehead too
People who hate him
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Now we are forehead shaming 
this server shamed about every body part or anything in this world already
Everyone hates everyone
But not me
Because I'm cute
nice
sweet

its only directed towards Leander dw π
sebastian breathes wierd
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i can feel it
:((
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I'm gonna throw birthday cakes at you
:(
:D
avada kedavra..... ?
Noβ CRUCIO!
Crucio you
Because Merlin liked to hit his protein
Okay now I sleep before it ends up being 9 am and Ominis gets upset at me again for not sleeping.
Good night darlings. Iβll see you upon waking.
gn
goodnight!!!! sleep well :>
Tc rest well
Why did my messages not send.
someone cursed you
It's not Avada Kadavra by the way
It's a new spell I made
Oh Merlin not again
sectumsempra
U probably sent it to the wrong channel
WHAT
how. π
Yes they did π
they did. NOT ππ‘
MC: "Yo, just say anything in Latin and cast it."
Seb: "Ok"
Seb: "Diabetio Explosivo!"
Lmao just kidding
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imagine that was an actual spell tho
spamming it on ranrok's loyalists
Voldemort would be using it
i sense low inteligence
HELPNE
that would be me
in my research defense
100 cooldown
special spell in an exclusive dlc btw
I'm gonna behave before Lucy beats me up (even though she doesn't)
okay β
Maybe ravenclaw... no you'll get expelled out of hogwarts
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Sorting Hat feeling kinda evil today
imagine it just gives up sorting you
"You know what, you're unsorted."
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Imagine, the Sorting Hat is the entrance exam
AHHAHA
"how about you try art school or sth"
ART SCHOOL PLS
"yea ur lowkey unqualified for ts, pick ur own house πβ"
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"Yo buddy, I sense NONE in you ππ I'm leaving you unsorted broddy"
Fabian here feeling a bit sneaky today π
"Your mind looks like an empty room fillled with hot air... Griffe-" ~ 
HELP ME
Something is burning here.
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"Hufflepuff won't even have you π"
Huh
house for special people
Huh
Aren't we all special
Back to my battle game
Does butter beer in the films contain real alcohol
it is a family-friendly series ofc not
ok
Maybe if the Weasleyβs spiked it
We're doomed
Your name already suggests that Sebastian
Ok, Lucan Brattelby V2
Butterbeer isn't all alcohol i think
By the name "butter" of course
It's half butter

if i want to remake it do i just put a stick of butter in a big beer
Add sugar
and caramel
and whip cream
and feed it to me
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"Oh! Goodness gracious! This butterbear tastes splendid!"
"Ah! Another butterbear, what a great day!"
"Look, I have found another butterbear! Surely this isn't a trapβ"
Iβm in a very aggressive mood today and I donβt like it
I thought you said passive aggressive
Stay hydrated
no u
nevermind

No?
also works

