💬general

[tawny lynx]

I'm not gonna answer things seriously

[static sky]

Please 🙏

[tawny lynx]

I know who killed Emeric the Evil

[static sky]

Who was it

[tawny lynx]

It's Cireme the Good

😭

Source: trust me

[static sky]

No, trusting issue there

[tawny lynx]

Hmm

Let me try to remember

uh

stares

[static sky]

Do want a hint

[tawny lynx]

Yes

pls

[static sky]

It starts with E

[tawny lynx]

Emeric

joke

uh

[static sky]

No

[tawny lynx]

Eg

I forgot the name damnit

[static sky]

It's abit difficult name

[tawny lynx]

Yeah I can tell

[tawny lynx]

Egbert

😭

That's what I remember

Egbertlicious

[static sky]

Lmao

Your turn

[tawny lynx]

Wallahi I'm cooked

Ok

True or false

[static sky]

Ok

[celest fox]

Egbert the Egregious

[static sky]

Full points 💯

[tawny lynx]

I'm trying to remember

Ohmygyatt

Ah

[static sky]

[tawny lynx]

Is Solomon a good guy (please say false)

[static sky]

True

[tawny lynx]

😭

I'm bombing this school

Anyways

Yourturn

Gurt: yo

[static sky]

Lucan turn

Oki

[tawny lynx]

Lucan Brattelby

What is THESE names bro

[static sky]

Ready

Which muggle knight is featured on the Fountain of Fair Fortune?

[tawny lynx]

Hold up

Pause

Let me COOK

[static sky]

Holding up

[static sky]

Cook later, answer

[tawny lynx]

I think it's Sir Luckless

[static sky]

Wow that was fast

[tawny lynx]

🤤

[static sky]

Wait did u hacked my answer sheet

[tawny lynx]

Lowk kinda hungry

[static sky]

Go and cook😭

[tawny lynx]

You have an anshwer sheeT???

answer sheet

istg

[static sky]

We will resume later

[tawny lynx]

Mmmm 🤤

ok

[static sky]

Yes-

[tawny lynx]

Very Ravenclaw of you

[celest fox]

[tawny lynx]

Back

I'm still hungry doe

🤤

[static sky]

Welcome back, that was fast

[tawny lynx]

🥺

[static sky]

Alright I'm done drying my hair, let me know when u wanna resume the quiz

[celest fox]

[static sky]

Cute lucan, join us too

[sterile prism]

bro the quest says cast depulso on enemy

but the spell is univaliable

[celest fox]

What did you just call me?

[sterile prism]

i alr collected the troll bogeys tho i just didnt get the spell

[static sky]

Lucan why?

[static sky]

Did you skip|| Professor Sharp's Assignment 1?||

[celest fox]

Because I will have to run away

https://tenor.com/view/teletubbies-dipsy-running-away-scared-run-away-gif-25928776

[static sky]

Oh which name do u prefer. My apologies

[celest fox]

From what it looks like from here your calling me cute

[static sky]

Ohh you don't like "cute"

How about stunning?

Se3y?

[celest fox]

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

[static sky]

Handsome?

[celest fox]

stop it at once women

[static sky]

Yes sir

[celest fox]

I haven’t been called those things in years and I will not be called them now :<

[static sky]

It's not too late innit

[celest fox]

I am one ugly person as well

[sterile prism]

no thats alr done im onto #2

[static sky]

Uhh self-respect is important

[static sky]

Ohh open your spell menu and make sure Depulso is assigned to a spell diamond.

[celest fox]

To others yes but not to me your are making my face go all red now that you’ve said those things to the point I look like a gryfindor

[static sky]

I'm sorry

[sterile prism]

i cant like i dont even have the spell weirdly

[celest fox]

https://tenor.com/view/sadcat-gif-6770984209275368356

[static sky]

Dang check your spell assessments

[celest fox]

https://tenor.com/view/sumo-dreamy-prince-honor-zuko-gif-20161946

[sterile prism]

whats that

[tawny lynx]

Hi cutie Lucanie👋

Help.

[celest fox]

Now you ruined it

[tawny lynx]

Help me

My wifi

[tawny lynx]

My bad broddy, I'm not gonna call you that from now on

[static sky]

@sterile prism this

[celest fox]

Only one that can possibly call me that would be Lucy

[static sky]

Your WiFi is sending you signals to rest

[tawny lynx]

Oooh... Sure buddy... 😏

[static sky]

Aw I'm honoured

[tawny lynx]

No

🙄

[static sky]

Yes

[tawny lynx]

I'm gonna bully my wifi

Dyk

My wifi name is Undercroft

[sterile prism]

its not unlocked

[static sky]

Drop the password too

[celest fox]

Don’t abuse it lol

[tawny lynx]

Ominis_Cut3 (joke)

[static sky]

You haven't completed || Professor Sharp's Assignment 1?|| I think

[static sky]

I promise I won't, feel free to revoke it if you notice

[static sky]

Lmao

[sterile prism]

is this rage bait

[tawny lynx]

😭

[tawny lynx]

Si bro ay nalilito 😭🙏

[celest fox]

🥸

[static sky]

I....

Nvm

[static sky]

Is that French or Italian 😭

[reef glacier]

Looks more like spanish, no?

[static sky]

Nalilito is giving me that Italian vibes

[reef glacier]

And whats giving you the french vibes?

[static sky]

" Ay " ig

[slate snow]

Yeah no you won't hear or see that in France

[tawny lynx]

Tagalog

[static sky]

What's giving you the Spanish vibes

[tawny lynx]

It's Filipino

[tawny lynx]

Nalilito means confused

[reef glacier]

Si and ito

[static sky]

Ohh

[reef glacier]

Ye no way I woulda gotten that

[reef glacier]

Deffo left me confused

[tawny lynx]

Ang mga tao ay nalilito

😭🙏

[reef glacier]

Nee precies ja

[tawny lynx]

Ooh it's 12:00 for me

Happy new year gng

I mean

[slate snow]

Slay

[static sky]

Get some rest

[tawny lynx]

Good morning

[slate snow]

Now go to sleep

[static sky]

Do you mean happy Halloween 🎃

[tawny lynx]

No 😠

[tawny lynx]

[static sky]

Good morning

[celest fox]

https://tenor.com/view/thumbs-up-zoey-kpop-demon-hunters-approved-netflix-gif-14157226056982792460

[tawny lynx]

No 🙄

[slate snow]

Sighs

I'm too tired to argue

[tawny lynx]

😭🙏

[slate snow]

And my throat hurts too much

[tawny lynx]

Drink water

[slate snow]

I can't even drink

[tawny lynx]

Oh

😭

[slate snow]

Feels like I'm tryna swallow sandpaper

💔

So now I'mma just

Play hl

[tawny lynx]

How'd you know the taste of sandpaper

[slate snow]

I was a wild child is all I'm gonna say

[tawny lynx]

Help

[slate snow]

I bit on and swallowed a glass when I was like 5

Dont underestimate me

[ripe niche]

Oh goodness 💀

[static sky]

I read that as sandals

[tawny lynx]

I remember during my Elementary school, I was carrying my friend in a piggyback and I ran so fast we both trip and fell to the ground

[slate snow]

Why's everyone here dyslexic

[tawny lynx]

I got an awful wound on my knee

[tawny lynx]

I thought you said dynamite

😭🙏

[static sky]

Dang I thought I was the only one, the more the better

[slate snow]

Gays should I leave Sebastian's quest line for the end as a treat for surviving the obnoxious main story

[tawny lynx]

Yes

Please do

Teehehhe

[slate snow]

You're biased

[tawny lynx]

Ok

[static sky]

Sounds fun

[tawny lynx]

🙄

[slate snow]

Lu what do u think

[reef glacier]

Shoulda done a bottle

[tawny lynx]

Even she agrees

[static sky]

No I was disagreeing

[slate snow]

[tawny lynx]

You're no fun 🙄

[reef glacier]

No you werent

[willow gazelle]

How was sleeping on the floor?

[static sky]

[tawny lynx]

Great

🤤

[static sky]

I was...

[willow gazelle]

okay imma swim in the Great Lake again.. ACCIO SEBASTIAN

[tawny lynx]

I don't wanna take a shower

[willow gazelle]

say hi to Gary for me >:)

[slate snow]

Is that a yes or a no

[reef glacier]

Lies

[tawny lynx]

Hi... 😥

[willow gazelle]

hi TJ. I got you a gift! Here is a mooncalf

I didn’t eat it’s eyes

[slate snow]

🚿

Boo

[willow gazelle]

yo ur welcome

[static sky]

I mean it could be both but since Sebastian chose yes, I will choose no

[tawny lynx]

NKOOO

STOP

STOP

😭😭😭🙏

[slate snow]

Oh wow how generous of u

[slate snow]

LMAOOO

[tawny lynx]

What a drag 😭👎

[willow gazelle]

hey Sebastian. you need to eat more veggies 🍅

[tawny lynx]

I DON'T WANT THAT

😠

[willow gazelle]

splat across face

hehehe

[slate snow]

I'm gonna

[tawny lynx]

💀

[slate snow]

Leave y'all to it and

[tawny lynx]

Hold up

[slate snow]

Do the second trial

[tawny lynx]

I'm kinda hungry

[willow gazelle]

I have like 40 more charmed tomatoes that hone in on Sebastian’s face

[tawny lynx]

Brb gng

[static sky]

[willow gazelle]

Hi lucy!!!

[static sky]

Hi 👋

[willow gazelle]

want some boba? 🧋

I ran out of mooncalf eyes so it’s just tapioca

[static sky]

I still have my tea from earlier ty duck

[willow gazelle]

imma eat this thing

[static sky]

You can't I think

[willow gazelle]

the duck of chaos defies all logic

[willow gazelle]

I will charm tomatoes and send them at you >:)

[static sky]

Instead of tomatoes why not meat

[willow gazelle]

because tomato make mess.

[celest fox]

[static sky]

Yes

[tawny lynx]

Why did the prisonee choose bread over key

[willow gazelle]

I mean if you want I’ll send you dead hippogriffs

is yummy

[static sky]

Hunger over freedom ig

[willow gazelle]

HI OMINIS! HIHIHIHIHIHI

[brave remnant]

Good day everyone 👋🏻

Hi duck

[willow gazelle]

Accio Ominis’s wand

hehehe

[brave remnant]

Wtf

[willow gazelle]

Good luck roaming the castle >:)

[static sky]

[static sky]

Hi Ominis 👋

[willow gazelle]

I’ll give it back in a bit >:)

[brave remnant]

Hi Lucy

[static sky]

Hi , where u able to get some rest?

[willow gazelle]

okay here’s your wand back. If you feel something sticky, peeves helped me cover it with gum.

[tawny lynx]

HI

OMINIS

HIIIIII

[brave remnant]

Yes, but I woke up without a voice, my throat hurts

[tawny lynx]

Drink water💖

[brave remnant]

[tawny lynx]

Maybe...

[brave remnant]

Hi 👋🏻

[tawny lynx]

Saw the word "sticky" and "Peeves" in the same sentence and knew broddy is cooked

[willow gazelle]

Peeves is the homie

[tawny lynx]

Blasted Peeves! 🙄

[brave remnant]

I'll do it later, I'm still lying down lol

[willow gazelle]

Okay, the duck of chaos shall go hunting for more hippogriffs

[tawny lynx]

Okaay have fun

[static sky]

Duck needs a lockdown immediate one or disaster will spread

[tawny lynx]

Naah

[celest fox]

[tawny lynx]

Duck chill

🦆

[brave remnant]

And if you see dangerous things, go for them

[tawny lynx]

Holee Shizzah, the paper is burning

☄️📜

🔥

I drank milk today

Guess whay

What

I drank another

And another

3 milks

Tomorrow, I'm gonna drink two coffees

😴

Man

It's 12:20

For mw

[static sky]

Too much TMI Sebastian, save some milk for the rest of us

[tawny lynx]

Me

[tawny lynx]

[brave remnant]

People who are not lactose intolerant often do weird things

[static sky]

I forgot I was lactose intolerance, it's all urs

[static sky]

Lmao 🤣 😭 😭

[tawny lynx]

😭🙏

[tawny lynx]

YAYAYAYYA

Dkkdkxjxiskqmqispsldldmxmmxzkzl

Someone in the Slytherin common room just called me wifey what do I do

😭🙏

[brave remnant]

See ya, I have to fight myself to get out of bed and make my breakfast byebye

[static sky]

Call them husband simple

[tawny lynx]

Okaay eat well

🙏

[tawny lynx]

Dawg I don't kno them 😭🙏

[static sky]

Scare them away with that

[tawny lynx]

Pandesal

[brave remnant]

If you don't like, complain, if you do, call them husband ☝🏻

[tawny lynx]

Okokok

[static sky]

Something cooking there? Are guests allowed

[tawny lynx]

Yes

[limpid tinsel]

I love looking in this chat and getting a good chuckle, just made my day😂

[static sky]

Do I have to pay entrance?

[tawny lynx]

[tawny lynx]

Maybe...

Pay 10 Galleons

[static sky]

Oki I'm good here

[tawny lynx]

My sister kinda homeless

😇

I only have one sickle

My wallet ran away

😢 🙏

[static sky]

Your shoes didn't run away yet, there's a hope

[tawny lynx]

I lost my slippers

What do I do

😭🙏

[reef glacier]

Or uncle

[static sky]

That's a different story

[static sky]

Yes, aunty will do too

[tawny lynx]

How about grandpa

[reef glacier]

Aunty uncle

[tawny lynx]

[celest fox]

[static sky]

Lucan I heard something is cooking in the slytherin house. Wanna check

@celest fox

[tawny lynx]

I'm cooking (I don't know how to cook)

[static sky]

Fire hazard 🔥

[celest fox]

Sure

[static sky]

Let's check together

[reef glacier]

Theres people counting 🤣

[static sky]

Sebastian advertised by saying there was a drama there

[reef glacier]

He was lying! Like Sebastian would!!!

[static sky]

Lmao 🤣 never trust Sebastian

[tawny lynx]

WHAY

WHAT

[slim obsidian]

sebastian is a salesman

[tawny lynx]

I'M BOUTTA BEAT SOMEONE UP BRO

[reef glacier]

Gaslighting gatekeeping girlboss

[tawny lynx]

I'M GONNA BEAT SOMEONE UP

I SWEAR

[static sky]

Lying to his consumers

[reef glacier]

Scally would love that

[slim obsidian]

swearing is against server rules

[tawny lynx]

[reef glacier]

Youre against the server rules

[slim obsidian]

just like a true salesman

[slim obsidian]

Yes I am 😔

[static sky]

[celest fox]

[tawny lynx]

I'm gonna avada kadavra everyone in this room 😭🙏

Except Ominis

[slim obsidian]

rule number 103: no scallywags

[reef glacier]

Its okay Scallywally, we tolerate you, somewhat

[slim obsidian]

that’ll take like fifteen years if you factor in the cooldown

[reef glacier]

Cause youve been found out for lying?...

[tawny lynx]

Maybe...

You'll never know... 🤫

[slim obsidian]

yay im tolerated 🥹

[reef glacier]

Give or take a few months

[tawny lynx]

Si bro ay happy

Should I sleep

My eyelids getting droopy

[static sky]

Your eyelashes says different

And eyebrow

[slim obsidian]

Give. It’s give.

[slim obsidian]

Yes I agree

[reef glacier]

Im shellfish, no giving nothing

[tawny lynx]

Yes

[tawny lynx]

😭

[slim obsidian]

Not even to the local orphanage?!

[tawny lynx]

Someone here hates orphans

Totally not me

[static sky]

Get some rest bro if u r tired

[tawny lynx]

[reef glacier]

Im taking their pare- oh

[tawny lynx]

Nah

[slim obsidian]

Someone?!

[tawny lynx]

Did I stutter

[slim obsidian]

You can still go meet them, just die!

[slim obsidian]

Yes

Somemorethanone

[tawny lynx]

I wanna swear at you

😭🙏

[reef glacier]

I heard you stutter, you shyyyy

[tawny lynx]

I'm gonna sleep now

[tawny lynx]

Or not

Goodnight guys

[static sky]

Sleep well

Tc

[tawny lynx]

[slim obsidian]

understandable I make people want to do that

[tawny lynx]

Whaddup

I'm back

I should totally sleep

But I don't know who or why am I waiting

For someone

[slim obsidian]

GO SLEEP

[static sky]

Bro get some rest😭 unless you wanna cook your brain

[tawny lynx]

Idk

Later

Five more minutes

[static sky]

U sound hungry, hopefully u didn't skip ur dinner

[tawny lynx]

[celest fox]

[heady yacht]

hi

[limpid tinsel]

Hi

[limpid tinsel]

Ok legacy finally is done installing on my laptop. Time to see how long it takes before it stops working

[limpid tinsel]

An update:
Turns out all my stuff was set to ultra for some reason🤣

[brave remnant]

Hi

[hexed grove]

Good morning

[hexed grove]

My setting are all on low so don’t feel bad

[limpid tinsel]

It ran for an hour. Then Discord popped up and it broke😂

[brave remnant]

Morning Ves

[hexed grove]

I don’t want to get out of bed.

[buoyant void]

Hi Lucy

[indigo oak]

Morning!

[static sky]

Hi 👋

[hexed grove]

How are people today?

[buoyant void]

Hru?

[buoyant void]

Good! and you?

[static sky]

Hungry, hru

[buoyant void]

I'm good

[hexed grove]

Sleepy

[buoyant void]

and you should go eat something then xd

[static sky]

Good morning Vespera

[buoyant void]

Ooh

is it morning

or night for you

[static sky]

It's night here😭

[buoyant void]

sameee

23:28 in my

[static sky]

7:30pm here, I supposed to sleep but I'm in dms apparently

[reef glacier]

Go eep

[hexed grove]

It’s the afternoon

[static sky]

In few hours

[barren lodge]

Need to get scally in here to tell you to sleep

[static sky]

Lmao 😭 no I will hit the hay soon

[barren lodge]

the hay didnt do anything to you

why hit it

[hexed grove]

It existed and she didn’t like it.

Be glad she’s not catching it on fire

[static sky]

Hehehe hit the hay is a phrase I use alot to say going to bed🤣 🤣

[reef glacier]

SO VIOLENT

[static sky]

Lmao 🤣

[barren lodge]

well yes ik that 😭

I was making a joke. Ha ha so funny 😭

[barren lodge]

Violence is the answer

[static sky]

It was funny fr

[gusty bear]

Hi its me again

Yoy remember

[reef glacier]

No you didnt, you only speak spanglish

[static sky]

Hi I remember you. Welcome back

[barren lodge]

Quiero kitkats

[barren lodge]

not anymore

[reef glacier]

NO TENGO NADA

[static sky]

About the picture

[gusty bear]

Oh yes wait

[static sky]

It was🤣

[barren lodge]

YOU SHOULD HAVE EVERYTHING

[barren lodge]

Hmph

[reef glacier]

I do, her name is @humble sequoia

[barren lodge]

-# eeeeewwww

[static sky]

Aww sweet

[barren lodge]

Bahahaha

[static sky]

That was smooth buggs

[humble sequoia]

look at youuuuu

[reef glacier]

Its also true, Bibi is everything to me

I finally get to see her again tomorrow 🥰

[gusty bear]

I cant send photo

[static sky]

Aw it's ok

[reef glacier]

Of a smooth buggs?

Thats confusing

[barren lodge]

oop

[slate snow]

My brother watched me play the hogsmeade shop quest and said WB and Avalanche clearly had more to drink than water while working on it

[slim obsidian]

yes

LUCY GO TO BED

SLEEPTIME

GO NAP

PLSPLS

[reef glacier]

NO U

[slim obsidian]

well yes but nah

[barren lodge]

Ayeee there he iss

[humble sequoia]

that's for sure

[reef glacier]

I havent actually played nor seen it

[static sky]

On it

[celest fox]

[reef glacier]

GO SLEEP

[barren lodge]

Sleep is for the weak

[static sky]

Goodnight guys

[barren lodge]

Nighty night love

[humble sequoia]

night night

[buoyant void]

Goodnight Lucy

[reef glacier]

Goodnight Lucy!

[celest fox]

Goodnight Lucy 💙

[slim obsidian]

QUICK GO SLEEP NOW WITH HASTE AT ONCE

[slim obsidian]

no u

[indigo oak]

'Night, Lucy!

[barren lodge]

im strong

[indigo oak]

What's the worst Halloween candy?

[slim obsidian]

Hi strong, im dead

[barren lodge]

Candy corn

[indigo oak]

(correct answer, Reese's cups)

[barren lodge]

rest in pieces

[slim obsidian]

decapitated mole rat

[indigo oak]

that's... a choice

[slim obsidian]

you will if you keep up your sleep schedule

[indigo oak]

Candy corn, I can eat one and that's it

[slim obsidian]

well I’d be happier with a reese’s cup than a decapitated mole rat, idk about you

[indigo oak]

You make an excellent point

[barren lodge]

its so fuqing artificial

[barren lodge]

My sleep schedule is great tyvm

[indigo oak]

I always wondered how they taste tested the Bertie Bots Every Flavor Beans for the gross flavors.

Imagine being the tester for those

[slim obsidian]

Thank you thank you

[indigo oak]

🤮

[slim obsidian]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[slim obsidian]

they dont, thats why theyre every flavour

[barren lodge]

Whats so funny?!

[slim obsidian]

they just toss in whatever they find

[slim obsidian]

YOU? SLEEP SCHEDULE? GREAT?!

[indigo oak]

Couldn't pay me enough

[slim obsidian]

it’s hilarious

[slate snow]

Woah this channel is a mess rn

[indigo oak]

Hi!

[barren lodge]

Yesss!!

I have a schedule

[celest fox]

The hufflepuffs have returned

[indigo oak]

You never told me which was your MLP fave! @slate snow

[slate snow]

Hiya rory

[slate snow]

I... Did..

[indigo oak]

Rise Hufflepuffs, RISE!

[slate snow]

12h ago

In DMS

[indigo oak]

No, wait, you're right!

[slate snow]

I was omw home from work but ik I did

[slim obsidian]

depends, they could pay me enough 👀

[slate snow]

I'm team twilight all the way

[indigo oak]

a dollar?

[slate snow]

She represents me

[slim obsidian]

BUT IT’S LIKE 4 HOURS OF SLEEP OR SOMETHING

NOT ENOUGH

[barren lodge]

Its like 5-6

[slim obsidian]

per second, I’d take that

[slate snow]

Wait that's not enough?

[slim obsidian]

EIGHT.

[slim obsidian]

…no…

[slate snow]

Oh

[barren lodge]

9

[slate snow]

Laughs in sleeping 2-4hrs daily

[indigo oak]

Sleep? I don't know her.

[slim obsidian]

OKAY THEN SLEEP FOR 9 HOURS

[slim obsidian]

You’re gonna die 😭

[barren lodge]

Ye no

im satisfied with 6

[slate snow]

Guess who's on their way to work on 3hrs of sleep, half a fanfic written, sore throat and the lack of ability to swallow anything

[barren lodge]

Ewww

[slate snow]

Oh and a cookie

It was a good cookie

[slate snow]

Wym 😭🙏

[barren lodge]

Literally everything you just said sounds like hell 😂

[slim obsidian]

im not

Sleep more

[slate snow]

That's life idk what to tell u

[slim obsidian]

WHY ARE PEOPLE ON THIS SERVER ALLERGIC TO SLEEP

ALSO A LOTTA PEOPLE ARE SICK PRETTY OFTEN, HOPE YOU GET WELL SOON!

[barren lodge]

I know lmfao. You dont have to tell me anything man

[barren lodge]

Too bad

[slim obsidian]

Sleep more

[slate snow]

But its fine I'm in a place with my fic where ominis is tryna not lose it after Sebastian confringo'd his homework

[slate snow]

Ew sleep

Why sleep when u can read write play or overthink

[slim obsidian]

Why does everyone only ever make sebastian / ominis fan fictions 😔

[slate snow]

[slate snow]

Nah its more of a

[barren lodge]

Im good

[slate snow]

B4 MC arrived

Like year 4

[slim obsidian]

someone should make one of professor sharp or whatever the potions guy was called fighting in vietnam

[slate snow]

Wha

[slim obsidian]

BC YOU CAN ALSO SLEEP

[slate snow]

U mean Sharp's auror partner?

Or

[reef glacier]

WHAT

[slate snow]

I'm confused

[slim obsidian]

it’s still sebastian / ominis 😭

[slim obsidian]

you’re not

[slate snow]

They just work

Shush

[slim obsidian]

I mean his war in vietnam!

[slim obsidian]

anything works if you write it well

[barren lodge]

Im Kate

[slim obsidian]

‘NAM

[slate snow]

I can prove u wrong

[slim obsidian]

And kate’s not good

[slim obsidian]

dew ir

ti

it

it

it

i said it

[slate snow]

Shrek x Donkey

Any professor x MC

Or any professor x student

[slim obsidian]

See those cannot be written well

and thus they won’t work

so my point still stands

[slate snow]

They could be written by a professional author and still be horrible

Because they don't work

[slim obsidian]

Exactly

can’t be written well

So it doesn’ work

[slate snow]

The style and plot could be great

It could be written well

[slim obsidian]

”Written well” includes the idea itself y’know

[slate snow]

The ship won't work

[reef glacier]

Nam nam nam

[slim obsidian]

also there doesnt always have to be a ship

i prefer planes

[slim obsidian]

Nomnomnomnom

[slate snow]

✈️

[reef glacier]

I wanna make a joke but cant

[slate snow]

Same

It would be inappropriate

[slim obsidian]

you can

nothing’s stopping you

besides the bot

[reef glacier]

The mods would

[barren lodge]

Kate is very good

[slim obsidian]

Ah yes the mods that are definitely here

[barren lodge]

What mods??

[slate snow]

Thats a risk I take every day when I bully Swallow and Nissy

[slim obsidian]

read that as “swallow bully and nissy”

[reef glacier]

FAIR POINT

[slate snow]

Why is everyone here dyslexic

[slim obsidian]

not fine though

[barren lodge]

I know 💅

[slate snow]

I'm the version of dyslexic but math

[barren lodge]

Not again

Scally

[slate snow]

I forgot the name

[slim obsidian]

oi I’m not diabetic what’re you on about

[barren lodge]

Im fine

[barren lodge]

Perdón?

[slim obsidian]

i need a memorandum

a

what d’you call it

NDA idk cant remember

[reef glacier]

Dyscalculia or smth iirc

[barren lodge]

I sent you the thing

[slate snow]

Something like that yeah

[barren lodge]

The note thingy

[slate snow]

I cant so multiplication

Well I can

[reef glacier]

In dutch its dyscalculie

[slate snow]

With extra steps

[barren lodge]

teef

[reef glacier]

No u

[barren lodge]

Hehehehe

[slim obsidian]

If god can’t crop an image, he can’t be trusted >:(

[barren lodge]

MAYBE HE WAS LAZY

[barren lodge]

no

[slim obsidian]

HE’S GOD ISN’T HE SUPPOSED TO BE NEVER LAZY OR SOMETHING

WHICH GOD ARE WE EVEN TALKING ABOUT

[barren lodge]

YOU DONT KNOW THAT

[slate snow]

Like 8×7 I do 8×5 first and then it's 40 +8 so it's 48 and then +8 but that's harder so I do 48 + 2 and that's 50 so I have the remaining 6 from the 8 and that's how I know it's 56

[slim obsidian]

HE SAID IT HIMSELF WDYN

M

WDYN

WDYN

WDYNM

WDYM

FUNALLY

FINALLY

WHAT THE HECK IS HAPPENIGN

[barren lodge]

No

[slim obsidian]

HAPPENING

[barren lodge]

scally go to sleep

[reef glacier]

SUCH ASSUMPTIONS

[reef glacier]

I AGREE

FUNALLY

🤣🤣🤣

That one took me out

[slim obsidian]

I just know that 8 x 8 is one stack which is 64 then I minus 4 twice

[barren lodge]

hes having a stroke

[reef glacier]

MINECRAFT

[barren lodge]

Rip scally 2025-2025

[slate snow]

Yeah see I wouldn't be able to do that like this

[slim obsidian]

No I’m hypocritical remember

[slate snow]

I don't know what 8×8 is

Ik what 8×9 is

[reef glacier]

ITS 8 times 8

[barren lodge]

I have terrible memory, remember?

[slate snow]

So I would substract 8 from 72

[slim obsidian]

YESSS

[reef glacier]

Youre welcome

[slim obsidian]

HEY HE SAID IT NOT ME

[reef glacier]

The irony

[barren lodge]

@flat dove math

[slim obsidian]

I know what it is bc of minecraft

[barren lodge]

go math

[slim obsidian]

also 8 x 4

[reef glacier]

*e

[slim obsidian]

is half a stack

[slate snow]

No wonder I struggled with math

[reef glacier]

HALF A STACK

[reef glacier]

*e

[barren lodge]

meth 👀

[slim obsidian]

4 squared is a stack of like ender pearls

[slate snow]

Well

Haven't had maths in 2 years now

[reef glacier]

Si

[slim obsidian]

No, you have selective memory

[slate snow]

So I don't use it

[reef glacier]

And it selects nothing

[flat dove]

Context needed. Give tl;dr.

[slate snow]

And if i don't use smth I cant struggleb

[barren lodge]

hallo

idk

[slate snow]

I'm math dyslexic

[slim obsidian]

It selects things sometimes

[barren lodge]

oh yes 100%

[flat dove]

Dyscalculia sucks.

[slim obsidian]

she remembered my birthday somehow

but not my name

[barren lodge]

October 14

what?!

[slim obsidian]

yes see even i dont know that

[reef glacier]

Its Hans isnt it

[barren lodge]

scalliewaggie

[slate snow]

[slim obsidian]

close, it’s Scally

[slate snow]

Heres how I do it

[slim obsidian]

isn’t is scalliewaggy

[flat dove]

I love math though, and can generally help, but context needed.

[reef glacier]

Thats basically what I said...

[slim obsidian]

stick to one

[barren lodge]

you can be both

depends on my mood

or whatever I type

[slim obsidian]

True it was like one letter off thats all

[slim obsidian]

mood?! More like what your fingers go to first

[reef glacier]

It was the difference between I and l

[barren lodge]

#💬general message

tada

[slim obsidian]

wait there’s a difference

[slim obsidian]

I already started typing out my answer before you sent that and I’m not gonna erase my hard work okay so I just sent it anyways

[barren lodge]

Youre too wlow

Slow

[slim obsidian]

wlow

[reef glacier]

Wlow

[barren lodge]

shut uppp

[flat dove]

That's now how you spell up....

[slim obsidian]

no

[barren lodge]

now

now how

[slim obsidian]

now

Ni hao”

[barren lodge]

yes pls

[slim obsidian]

?

mot “

not

not mot

not

[slim obsidian]

I am physically incapable

[barren lodge]

[reef glacier]

Cry louder, we cant hear you

[celest fox]

[slate snow]

I'm sick and at work pray I don't get sent home

[brave remnant]

But wouldn't that be good? You could rest

[hexed grove]

Some people don't like resting and constantly have to be doing something.

[celest fox]

Aaaaaaaah

[hexed grove]

Why are we screaming?

[celest fox]

There was a spider in my room

[hexed grove]

You scared of a little spider?

[celest fox]

It wasn't little

At least in my eyes

[hexed grove]

On a scale of tiny to acromantula how big was it?

[celest fox]

4?

[hexed grove]

Any bigger and you would have had to start a fire

[celest fox]

I did point my wand at it and after realising it didn't work I was like “god dammit”

[hexed grove]

xD that's beautiful

[celest fox]

I was using Voldemorts so of course it didn't work

[hexed grove]

Ah yes, you gotta use your own wand

[celest fox]

It's the only one I have

🥺

[hexed grove]

Awww, I don't even have one cause I'm a broke bish lol

Ominis told me to nap but my nap got interrupted literally after 12 mins and now I can't fall back asleep

[celest fox]

I finally bought Hogwarts legacy

[brave remnant]

That's amazing

[buoyant void]

Niceee

[hexed grove]

Now you can finally become one of us. 😄

[celest fox]

[buoyant void]

[hexed grove]

[celest fox]

I'm gonna use my name that I have in here to make my MC

[hexed grove]

Let's goooo

[celest fox]

It's a shame that I'm playing it on the Xbox one but that's not gonna stop me from having fun

[stoic ferry]

gouda morning chat

[celest fox]

Morning

[hexed grove]

Mmmm gouda

[brave remnant]

Welcome to the club, we can't enjoy mods

[willow gazelle]

Did you see the meme I sent lol

In DMs

[brave remnant]

I'm watching it rn

[hexed grove]

I'm curious of what this meme is now

[brave remnant]

I can send it to you

[slate snow]

Guys my supervisor just suggested I go home

She went "you have an awful cough"

My sarcastic ass couldn't resist and I hit her back with

"Excuse me I've been practicing it for the past 18 years"

[hexed grove]

Pfffft that's a great comeback

[slate snow]

I feel horrible tho

[hexed grove]

Nah don't feel bad

[tawny lynx]

Hi guys

[slate snow]

No like

Physically

I feel like shi

Got a fever and a headache and my throat is sore and I have a cough and I'm sneezing like I've been possessed

[brave remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/barbie-just-like-you-gif-26133750

[slate snow]

And y'all ever have that weird state where you're like awake and you know you're awake but feel like you're dreaming

[tawny lynx]

Morning

[slate snow]

Like you're lucid dreaming but you're awake

Cause that's it basically

[brave remnant]

Hi Sebastian

[brave remnant]

Yeah, that's because of the fever, you should go rest

[slate snow]

Dude

I'm at work

And I cant go home rn

[tawny lynx]

Sleep at work

[slate snow]

I take the bus

[tawny lynx]

😭🙏

[slate snow]

It's 2:50am

The buses ain't driving rn

[tawny lynx]

Use your sick as an excuse to leave early, surely they'll understand

[slate snow]

Even if so I've no way of gettinf home rn

[brave remnant]

If your supervisor told you to go home but you can't, at least go sit somewhere

[slate snow]

It's the middle of the night my bus only starts its route at 5am

[hexed grove]

Constantly

[slate snow]

Meh

Ill just

Stay until 6am

Whatever

Ill just

Push through my shift

Idk

[tawny lynx]

☹️

That's sad

[slate snow]

Yeah well

[tawny lynx]

Man I'm kinda hungry

[hexed grove]

I have a granola bar

[tawny lynx]

Mmm

Yummy

🤤

[hexed grove]

I think I got some more than just one if you are still hungry.

[static sky]

Sleep at home

[static sky]

Yes that's me right now

[static sky]

Wishing you a speedy recovery 🤗

[hexed grove]

Luuuuucyyyy

[static sky]

Vespera

[hexed grove]

How’s you?

[static sky]

Half sleepy, it's 3:31am. Hru dear

[hexed grove]

I’m good, just put out chapter 3 but I’m cold because I’m outside with my dogs.

[static sky]

Aww it must be freezing outside. Hope u get home soon.

Omg u r fast, bless. I'm yet to read chapter 2

[hexed grove]

It is I’m just down the driveway thankfully. I don’t wander far in the dark.

Yeah I mean I got 10 chapters written on paper and 11 is fully formed in my mind.

[static sky]

A hardworking queen who's ten times ahead of her tasks

Happy Halloween between

[hexed grove]

I try

[static sky]

You're doing a great job

[hexed grove]

Thank you @brave remnant is addicted to it

[static sky]

I'm glad to hear that. I still peak on chapter 1, even though I finished.

[hexed grove]

I just heard my nephew walk down to the bathroom which is next to my room and say “Oooo Hogwarts Legacy”. He started playing the game on Xbox and I’ve had to help with his dueling cause he doesn’t really pay attention of how to play.

[static sky]

Hehe he seems to be enjoying. Glad u r there to help him out

[hexed grove]

No thoughts into his character creation just the first male preset, named Aaaaaaaaaaa Aqa and a Gryffindor. He makes me laugh, he’s my favorite of my sister’s kids.

Got some spiced apple cider to warm up

[static sky]

That's wonderful 😊 enjoy

I will start counting the walls and see where this nap will take me

[hexed grove]

I don’t want to talk about the fact I just burnt my tongue. Good luck Lucy, rest well.

[static sky]

Oh dear that sounds painful, I hope u r alright

[tawny lynx]

Hu

Hi

[static sky]

Ty vespera and you take care 🫂

[static sky]

Bye

[tawny lynx]

😢

[hexed grove]

I'll do my best

Hello Sebastian

[static sky]

The timing for hi n bye was perfect. Tc Sebastian

[tawny lynx]

Tc too sister

[hexed grove]

How's Seb today?

[tawny lynx]

I feel

Sleepy

🤤

[hexed grove]

Awww is it snuggle time?

[brave remnant]

I only appreciate the talent 🤌🏻

[hexed grove]

You are too kind. 😭

[stoic ferry]

id rather meet a student named Aaaaaaaaaaa Aqa over anybody else these days 😭😭

[hexed grove]

Thats fair

[slate snow]

Someone kill me

Please

I'm begging

I have a fever of 38.6

[tawny lynx]

WHAFFUP 😋😋😋

[slate snow]

Absolute crap

Wbu tho

[stoic ferry]

oh nooo drink lots of water and take medss!! get well soon 😞

[dreamy charm]

😭

[slate snow]

It's fineee

Ill live

And if not - even better

[dreamy charm]

Yes 👍

[slate snow]

Not living = no taxes, no bills, no need for money

Js eternal rest and slaying

I ran out of work SO fast

I had never opened my locker half as fast as today

Took me 15s

I just changed my shoes and switched the hoodie for mine, took my bag, jacket, put everything back

And ran to the bus stop

Cause the bus came at 6:08am

[dreamy charm]

Dam I forgot my locker code today because we were off school for the past month because of teacher strike

[slate snow]

And we have to clock out point 6am, not a minute earlier

and I work on the 3rd floor

At the very end

So like 3min to get to the changing rooms from there

[hexed grove]

Lot of energy for someone who is sick

[slate snow]

I Quicksilvered that crap

[slate snow]

It was either speed run that bs and catch the 6:08 bus or wait until 6:32

I was out the door at 6:05 😭🙏

So glad the bus stop is close

[hexed grove]

Well I hope you start feeling better

[slate snow]

I hope

I don't die

I still have to finish my Slytherin save and start a gryffindor one

Imagine dying and leaving your save 44% done

Nuhuh

[hexed grove]

Here I am on my second slytherin save and I could've finished my Gryffindor xD

[slate snow]

I did ravenclaw and Hufflepuff

I'm on Slytherin now

Then gryffindor

Then I'mma restart

[hexed grove]

I started with Hufflepuff stopped playing, made a ravenclaw like a year later then stopped again, made my gryffindor got over halfway then decided if I'm intent on beating finally it I gotta be a Slytherin.

[slate snow]

I did Hufflepuff first yo get it outta way, then I did ravenclaw cause it's my second fav house, now Slytherin cause someone in here decided it for me

I can't remember who

[stoic ferry]

😞 me when exploration