💬general

[torpid laurel]

…

[static sky]

Let's get creative ravenclaws and count how many flies we see daily

Lmao 🤣

[torpid laurel]

Lmao

I’m prob one of them

…

[static sky]

That's big number how?

[torpid laurel]

[brave remnant]

We propose and achieve what we want, that's how

[static sky]

You all hacking the number system?

[torpid laurel]

Oh no no

Just better than awkwardly staring at each other for the next few hours…

Better than dead silence

Mwahaha

[static sky]

Sus, how on earth you all counted 1180?

[torpid laurel]

Cause Slytherin’s can achieve anything 🫡

[static sky]

These big numbers need to be investigated 🔎

Where's Sebastian

[brave remnant]

Because it's fun

I thought a Ravenclaw understood that

[brave remnant]

Sleeping, I think

[torpid laurel]

No it’s fr! We’ve been counting every day

[static sky]

These numbers are higher than my IQ

[static sky]

Wake him up

[celest fox]

Depends if I go to the gyrffindore section I see about 29 and if I got to the slytherin section I see about 36 there’s more in the great hall

[torpid laurel]

gasps you dare underestimate Lucy??

[brave remnant]

I think you're Gryffindor...

[torpid laurel]

I’ve sworn my loyalty to her so you better come to me first…

[static sky]

Lmao 🤣

[torpid laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-memes-memes2022funny-meme-face-punch-gif-25436787

Bruh links

Why links

[brave remnant]

It's made me realize twice now that she might not be a Ravenclaw

[static sky]

Sebastian is ravenclaw, check the passport section as evidence

[torpid laurel]

._.

[torpid laurel]

Yes, sadly

[brave remnant]

Ravenclaw??

[torpid laurel]

Looka his passport

[reef glacier]

You're older than the creator of Tom & Jerry cartoons!

[static sky]

Yes ,

[celest fox]

Sebastian might be wearing blue socks and we don’t know about it

[brave remnant]

But I don't know where it is

[static sky]

#🧙wizarding-world-passport-channel message

[brave remnant]

Oh my Merlin...

[static sky]

The plot thickness

[celest fox]

Another fine addition to our collection

[brave remnant]

And yet he is not able to understand that one should not use the dark arts

[celest fox]

[static sky]

His sis is his priority, we can't blame😭

[celest fox]

Possibly

Behind every friend group there’s always one Sebastian

[static sky]

Hehehe true and one Ominis 😭

[celest fox]

And one Weasley

And if your lucky

You might have that one friend that’s luna

[static sky]

Oh luna, I love her to bit's 😭

[celest fox]

That’s probably me since I drive all my friends mental

[celest fox]

She’s the reason I joined ravenclaw

[static sky]

That's sweet

[slate snow]

god i hate zenobia

[celest fox]

Also I love blue

[slate snow]

she already appeared

[static sky]

I joined for a plot twist results honestly. After doing some researches she became my fav😭

[slate snow]

"if only a new student would help me with my sad predicament" gurl shut up 😭 🙏

[static sky]

Lmao 🤣 😭

[celest fox]

Ravenclaw is very good

[static sky]

It's indeed

[slate snow]

i always steal her gobstones she doesnt deserve crap

[celest fox]

I always gave them back

[static sky]

Hehe she deserves it ig😭

[celest fox]

I’m just a Good Samaritan

[brave remnant]

And look what he did, her sister still refused

[slate snow]

clearly

[celest fox]

:>

[slate snow]

zenobia's my top 1 in my top 5 most hated HL characters

[brave remnant]

Who are the others?

[static sky]

She's ungrateful 😭

[static sky]

Ominis and Sebastian ig😭

[slate snow]

that guy asking for venomous tentacula, that gryffindor girl with flying books in library, imelda and of course that damned Ignatia Wildsmith

[celest fox]

I hate headmaster Phineas Nigellus Black

[slate snow]

"you cant imagine how inconvenient travel was before i invented the floo powder" LIKE GIRL I GET IT NOW BE QUIET

[brave remnant]

Garreth?

[slate snow]

wym garreth

hes ok

[static sky]

Black is in everybody's most hated list. This tells you his character is pretty popular

[celest fox]

But his drip tho

[brave remnant]

Okay my bad, I only read the guys asking and Gryffindor, that's why I thought of him

[brave remnant]

Well...

[static sky]

I'm wheezing 🤣 😭 😭

[slate snow]

meh, hes like, mid imo

i dont like him

but i dont hate him

[static sky]

Well what can we do... let me edit this before Sebastian gets online

[slate snow]

he just kinda exists

[slate snow]

nahh i js cant be bothered to learn these random npcs names

[celest fox]

[static sky]

Don't 😭

[brave remnant]

We should definitely have a spell to make the dishes wash themselves, I don't want to do it

Let's talk later

[celest fox]

Man that’s what I want to happen in my job

[static sky]

Tc Ominis

[jovial stirrup]

I need to wash the dishes in Hogwarts?

[celest fox]

It was only when dumbledore became headmaster that hogwarts installed dish washers

[static sky]

It's a funny joke that runs inside the community.

We might need to clean the ||bathroom|| in HL2

[celest fox]

Be mindful of the big snake

[soft osprey]

“Travel broadens the mind!” Like honestly I would straight up Avada Kedavra her if I could ngl

[slate snow]

LITERALLY

[celest fox]

https://tenor.com/view/emily-amrstrong-wearing-sunglasses-looking-cool-from-zero-linkin-park-gif-5301172800772324058

[static sky]

I have never seen a gif link this long😭

[celest fox]

Boss energy

[kindred trench]

You’re older than the wedding dress of the great grand mother of the Tom and Jerry creator

[static sky]

Lmao I see🤣

[celest fox]

[static sky]

[celest fox]

https://tenor.com/view/luna-harry-potter-glasses-gif-27065189

[static sky]

Cute

Our common room looks empty. @celest fox

[celest fox]

I know what’s wrong with it

It ain’t got no ravens in it

[static sky]

I was going to keep up with the sleeping tips but mods might mute me for spamming reasons😭

[static sky]

Lol where did they all go

[brave remnant]

Oh no, I would hate that

[static sky]

At least we're not mopping the floor innit

Ok I took that back, 😭 how do you clean a bathroom without mopping the floor

[jovial stirrup]

Glad that its just a joke

Otherwise i wont play the game xd

[static sky]

Don't let this joke ruin the game experience for you

We blame Sebastian 😭 😭

[jovial stirrup]

It cant get any worse than this

[lucid heath]

the blood is on Ranrok's hands!

[celest fox]

Everyday Sebastian is the sacrificial lamb

[brave remnant]

I definitely wouldn't be doing that, I'm a blind person and I can't do those things 😌

Sorry, I took a little nap, apparently I needed more sleep

[real crest]

Damn it

sebastian used obliviate on my progress

screw u sebastian

[real crest]

How are u typing?

I know he's not blind I just can't prove it

[jovial stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-james-doakes-erik-king-stare-staring-gif-1343162792415382650

Cant send any gif damn

[brave remnant]

My phone has a screen reader and the keyboard has a microphone where whatever I say is typed

[static sky]

No need to apologise. Same here.

[real crest]

How do u know it's a phone?

How do you know where you are?

U spam revelio or smth?

Lastly do u have auto learn spells?

[brave remnant]

My wand? It has a spell

[brave remnant]

I don't think that's how you learn spells

[real crest]

Oh damn

Why u in a loki server? Bit weird for ominis isn't it?

[real crest]

How'd u learn basif cast?

Basic

[brave remnant]

Do you know him? He is good, he redeemed himself

[real crest]

Yea obv

I watched loki very peak

[brave remnant]

The same way you learn them... Well you're Gryffindor, I don't think you know them

[real crest]

Avada kedavra?

[brave remnant]

then it's not weird, he's good

[real crest]

peak means good

[brave remnant]

I know

[real crest]

Oh alr

irl u should watch outer banks and prison break

[brave remnant]

What are they about?

[real crest]

Prison break well breaking out of prison

outer banks teens finding treasure and stuff

[brave remnant]

Oh, so interesting

[real crest]

Yea

[slate snow]

Yo can some1 give me a random flower (excpet for forget me nots and lily of the valley)

[zenith swallow]

what are the noot noot flowers called

[slate snow]

The what now

😭

The only noot noot I know is Pingu

[zenith swallow]

the flowers that have the ability to sing that i have

i’m sorry the only flower in my head is that yellow singing flower in hl

[slate snow]

Theyre like

Daffodils

Similar to daffodils

[zenith swallow]

NOOT NOOT FLOWERS

[slate snow]

I MEANT AN IRL FLOWER

[zenith swallow]

bish

roses idk

[slate snow]

So basic

[zenith swallow]

guh so i’m too basic for you 💔

cactus flowers are pretty cool imo

[brave remnant]

Daisies and chrysanthemums

[slate snow]

My wife also said daisies

[drifting field]

this discord is super dead

anyways slytherin is the best house

cya

[celest fox]

[slate snow]

Guys my wife has divorced me (she hasn't been answering me for 15min)

[celest fox]

Yikes

[willow gazelle]

If you cook a hippogriff do you eat the bird half or the horse half?

[slate snow]

How about you stay away from hippogriffs

[willow gazelle]

BUT IM SO HUNGY

[slate snow]

THEN HAVE A SANDWICH IDK

[willow gazelle]

BUT IM MORBIDLY CURIOUS ABOUT HOW THEY TASTE!!

[slate snow]

STAY AWAY FROM THEM OML

SHOO

GET IN TIME OUT

[willow gazelle]

NO

NOH NOT AGAIN

[willow gazelle]

I WILL EAT A PHEONIX.

PHOENIX

[slate snow]

YOU SON OF A PHINEAS NIGELLIUS BLACK

DON'T.

[slate snow]

this is a better insult that son of a b---h

[willow gazelle]

TOO LATE. IT TASTED LIKE KOREAN FRIED CHICKEN

[slate snow]

YOU'RE THE REASON WHY THERE ARE "NO DIVING" WARNINGS IN PUBLIC RESTROOMS

[willow gazelle]

PROBABLY

NOW LET ME EAT A HIPPOGRIFF

[slate snow]

NO.

[willow gazelle]

LET ME

IM STILL HUNGRY

[slate snow]

IDC

EAT SEBASTIAN

OR SMTH

[willow gazelle]

HUMANS TASTE LIKE CHICKEN, I WANT SOMETHING EXOTIC.

[slate snow]

HAVE U EVER TRIED A BLIND HUMAN

CAUSE OMINIS IS RIGHT THERE

[willow gazelle]

I’M GOING TO DRAIN A UNICORN’S BLOOD OUT AND EAT THE MEAT.

[slate snow]

YOU SON OF A BLACK

DON'T

EAT OMINIS

[willow gazelle]

NO.

DON’T MAKE ME EAT A THESTRAL

[slate snow]

HE HAS OM IN HIS NAME IT STANDS FOR OMNOMNOM

[slate snow]

Now that's pretty much just bones

[willow gazelle]

EXACTLY. I’LL ALSO EAT A PUFFSKEIN

[slate snow]

How about you eat yourself

[willow gazelle]

BUT THEN I CANNOT EAT OTHER THINGS

[slate snow]

THAT'S THE POINT

YOU CAN EITHER OMNOMNOM OMINIS OR SWALLOW SALLOW IDK

[willow gazelle]

CRUCIO!

[slate snow]

Or hmo have a go at a chomping cabbage

It also has om in its name

Stands for omnomnom as well

[willow gazelle]

I can’t do that to the cabbage man.

https://tenor.com/view/cabbages-the-last-airbender-frustrated-gif-5890297

[slate snow]

Oml Ominis is related to Chomping Cabbages

They both omnomnom

I'm severely sleep deprived

[willow gazelle]

I’m going to hunt down a hippogriff and cook it over a fire made from the corpses of phoenixes

[zenith swallow]

who hurt you

[slate snow]

Dude Ominis is related to Chomping Cabbages

Or maybe

[willow gazelle]

Yes

[slate snow]

He IS chomping cabbages

[brave remnant]

??

[slate snow]

WHAT THE F WHERE DID U COME FROM

[zenith swallow]

my brain is having a severe case of stroke

what now

[slate snow]

I'm sleep deprived and caffeinated but BASICALLY

They both have "om" in their names

Stands for omnomnom

[willow gazelle]

hey would you mind if I forcefed you unicorn meat?

[slate snow]

Cause both r edible

Trust

[zenith swallow]

cro wtf i’m sobbing

who hurt both of you

[brave remnant]

Like irl?

[zenith swallow]

yes

[slate snow]

I haven't slept in 28 hours give me a break

[brave remnant]

Yes, please don't

[slate snow]

[zenith swallow]

never, do over 30 and we can talk on an even footing

[willow gazelle]

GET OVER HERE BLIND BOY

[brave remnant]

A cloth with cold water on the forehead helps

[slate snow]

I once did 52

[zenith swallow]

same

[slate snow]

Slay

[zenith swallow]

i even worked 19 hours one day of those

[willow gazelle]

I haven’t slept in 3 days so far

[slate snow]

Anygays

[zenith swallow]

it’s called survival capitalism

[brave remnant]

STAY AWAY FROM ME

[slate snow]

Hello again Omnomnominis

[willow gazelle]

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[brave remnant]

Huh?!

[slate snow]

WHY DID MY AUTOCORRECT CHANGE NETHER TO NETHERLANDS AND WHY IS THAT SO FUNNY

[zenith swallow]

basically the same

[willow gazelle]

yes I am a country now

[zenith swallow]

or something

[slate snow]

Ok then Netherlands

😭🙏

[slate snow]

:)'

[willow gazelle]

I am going to force you to consume unicorn meat until your burst.

You cannot run from it blind boy.

[zenith swallow]

yk like in hogwarts legacy i usually hated the capes but the green tentacula one is actually so cutesy looking

on a very random note related note

also i wonder how those screaming plants would taste or if and how they could be eadible

[brave remnant]

But why? I didn't do anything

[slate snow]

Guys what fantastic beast would I be

[willow gazelle]

Cause TJ told me to.

[slate snow]

PARDON?

[zenith swallow]

imagine doing what you’re told

[boreal mesa]

Couldn't be me

[slate snow]

WHEN DID I SAY THAT

I SAID EAT OMINIS

NOT FEED OMINIS

[brave remnant]

Why do you all suddenly want to eat animals and plants?

[zenith swallow]

i’m hungry

[boreal mesa]

Because they taste good

[willow gazelle]

Same here

[boreal mesa]

Duh

[zenith swallow]

humans taste like chicken apparently

[brave remnant]

I beg your pardon??

[boreal mesa]

Is that true?

[slate snow]

Yeah no crap

[zenith swallow]

but you never know until you tried

[brave remnant]

Stop right there Hannibal

[willow gazelle]

I FOUND YOU >:)

[zenith swallow]

hahahhhaha

[slate snow]

Well if Sebastian won't at least Netherlands can enjoy

[zenith swallow]

lowkey booliing

[brave remnant]

I did it, where I live one person used to sell food, months later the police found human remains in his refrigerator

So, maybe I did, I don't know

[boreal mesa]

And did you enjoy it?

[zenith swallow]

sobbing wtf

[willow gazelle]

EVERYONE EAT OMINOMNOMINIS GAUNT

[zenith swallow]

CRO WHY

don’t put salt on the corpse

[slate snow]

YES THE NICKNAME STUCK

[boreal mesa]

Why would you not put salt on it

[slate snow]

OMNOMNOMINIS

[brave remnant]

Well it had good seasoning, but I really hope it wasn't human

[boreal mesa]

You don't want it to be bland

[boreal mesa]

Well you get what you get and you don't throw a fit

[zenith swallow]

the most german thing i read here today

[brave remnant]

[boreal mesa]

This is a great compliment thank u

[zenith swallow]

are you german

[brave remnant]

Mom?

[slate snow]

Make sure you eat him literally, the other form of eating him is Sebastian and MC exclusive

[boreal mesa]

Well no but I like sausages

So basically yes

[boreal mesa]

What

[slate snow]

Fair enough

[brave remnant]

[zenith swallow]

what does that have to do with absolutely anything

[slate snow]

I can say crap in German does that make me German

[zenith swallow]

no

[slate snow]

Awh

[boreal mesa]

Cus that's like all they eat right

[zenith swallow]

i can speak german and not even that makes me german 💔

[slate snow]

I can count to 11 in German does that make me German

[boreal mesa]

Bratwurst and whatnot

[slate snow]

Thats basically fluent

[boreal mesa]

With sour crout on top

[slate snow]

Ive been learning German for 11 years

I don't know crap

[zenith swallow]

how

how do you not know german by now

[boreal mesa]

All I know is weinershnizel

[slate snow]

laughs in trilingual with no will to learn German

[boreal mesa]

But the w sounds like a v

[willow gazelle]

How do I tell my friend he’s ugly

[slate snow]

My teachers sucked idk what to tell you

[zenith swallow]

cro german is one of the 5 languages i got

[slate snow]

Good luck with that

I know French, polish and english

[boreal mesa]

Look at this hot shot

[slate snow]

🦄

[zenith swallow]

nah i live in this place

i have to know it at least a tiny bit

[slate snow]

German doesn't make sense

Die das der WHEN???????

I dont get it

I'll stick to english

[zenith swallow]

the amount of children songs we have for the language that make adults cry

we should get an award i think

[willow gazelle]

I only speak duck.

[slate snow]

My polish ass can't be bothered to learn German I can count to 11, say honey and swear that's all i need to know

[slate snow]

Quack

[willow gazelle]

Quack! Quack, quack, quack.

[slate snow]

Fun fact I learned curse words from my professor whose last name was literally "war" in German

Krieg

Or smth

Cause he kept swearing in class

[brave remnant]

Are you polish? Man I love Poland, I've been trying to learn Polish for thousands of years

[slate snow]

Good luck 😭🙏

But yea I am

[zenith swallow]

bober kurwa is all i need to know in polish

[slate snow]

A beaver

Really

[brave remnant]

My best friend is from there and although he teaches me, damn bro what a difficult language, so far I only know how to introduce myself lmao

[slate snow]

Try

I dare you

Mind u there are different ways to introduce urself

Formal and informal ones

[brave remnant]

Oh hell nah, I'm not going to embarrass myself here

[slate snow]

Dzień dobry / witam is formal whereas cześć is informal

[brave remnant]

Yeah, I only know dzień dobry 🤚🏻

[slate snow]

Bros formal as hell

[brave remnant]

Well, I like to use the formal language of the countries 😔

[slate snow]

😭🙏

[willow gazelle]

Ominominominomis, I ate your right arm

[slate snow]

Yum

Enjoy

[brave remnant]

WHY

[slate snow]

TO SAVE THE HIPPOGRIFFS

DUH

[zenith swallow]

you taste good or something probably

[slate snow]

IT'S YOU OR THEM

[willow gazelle]

So you’ll have a harder time feeling your way around >:)

[zenith swallow]

that’s so evil

[slate snow]

Then... You should've eaten his wand...

He uses his wand...

[willow gazelle]

Gross.

[brave remnant]

You know, I use the wand for that, not my arm...

[slate snow]

NOT THAT WAND

[willow gazelle]

I’ll eat this other hand soon.

[brave remnant]

Savannah slow down 🤚🏻

[slate snow]

Then again fair enough who knows where bro put it

[willow gazelle]

Give up your left arm or I am going to devour hippogriffs.

[slate snow]

I can only imagine how many times he drowned it in the toilet

GIVE UP THAT ARM OMNOMNOMINIS

[brave remnant]

What makes you think I care about a hippogriff?

[slate snow]

Well I do

[brave remnant]

I like to have my arms in place

[willow gazelle]

Whelp, I’ll be right back with some salt and pepper.

[slate snow]

Netherlands enjoy ur feast of Omnomominis

[brave remnant]

Oh hell no

[slate snow]

Oh hell yes

[brave remnant]

I'm leaving 🤚🏻

[slate snow]

Like hell you are

[willow gazelle]

I ATE BOTH OF YOUR ARMS, GOOD LUCK NERD!

[slate snow]

YEHHEEE

[brave remnant]

I have my legs duh

[slate snow]

Omnomominis is gonna be nomnmnoming His wand

[willow gazelle]

Now you can’t use magic or feel around your spaces.

[slate snow]

It's 1am whoops

[willow gazelle]

I’m still hungry, I’m going to eat some hippogriff

[brave remnant]

Blind, armless and unable to use magic

What is my life like now?

[slate snow]

U can eat me

Life sucks

[brave remnant]

Go to sleep?

[slate snow]

Take me out

[willow gazelle]

Pure pain

[slate snow]

Like with a sniper gun

[willow gazelle]

Nope

[slate snow]

WITH A SNIPER GUN

[brave remnant]

[slate snow]

OR LIKE

AVADA KEDAVRA ME

IDK

[slate snow]

Sleep? Whats that?

[willow gazelle]

I Accidentially killed a hippogriff.. turns out they’re allergic to paprika

[slate snow]

That reminds me I have a ghost pepper gummy

[willow gazelle]

I ate the hippogriff. And I’m gonna eat more.

[slate snow]

Ykw fine u do that I'mma

Watch

Hannibal

Or smth

Nothing better than a psychopathic gay cannibalistic psychiatrist killer and his sleep deprived cannibalistic middle aged FBI profiler boyfriend

[brave remnant]

Facts

[willow gazelle]

TOO MANY BIG WORDS

[slate snow]

MWAHAH

[willow gazelle]

IM GONNA EAT OMINIS’
EGS NEXT

[slate snow]

Which eggs

Cause that sounds gay Netherlands

[willow gazelle]

LEGS

[slate snow]

LMFAO

[brave remnant]

You know what? Eat me, I've had enough of living 🤚🏻

[slate snow]

THATS WHAT I'M SAYING

[willow gazelle]

Oh no, I’ll keep you alive.

[brave remnant]

Cruel

[willow gazelle]

How else are you going to suffer?

[slate snow]

Crucio?

But like Crucio his bf in front of him

And like make sure he hears it

Idk

Js a thought

[willow gazelle]

Oh no, I’ll carve his skin away and wait for it to regrow and then skin him again.

[slate snow]

Or set up Sebastian with someone and restore Omnomominis' vision to witness it

That would work as well

[willow gazelle]

All while being unable to move, see or feel anything besides the pain.

[brave remnant]

[slate snow]

Okay Quackity

[brave remnant]

Huh?

[slate snow]

Js a thought

[willow gazelle]

Mmmm.. Skin bacon..

[slate snow]

U do that

Good luck with the quack here omnomominis

[willow gazelle]

TJ GET BACK HERE OR YOU’RE NEXT!

[slate snow]

It's 1am im going to the three broomsticks later

[slate snow]

Do that tomorrow

I'm having a Slytherin themed cocktail today

[willow gazelle]

only if you get me tequila

[slate snow]

And butter beer

[slate snow]

Dude

It's the three broomsticks

Not a muggle pub

🙄

[willow gazelle]

more tequila

[slate snow]

Ill send u a pic of that Slytherin cocktail

God I can't type anymore I'm too sleep deprived and caffeinated lol

And the caffeine is wearing off

I mean I didn't have that much caffeine..

[willow gazelle]

More coffee

[slate snow]

Like 3 cups (550ml cups) of coffee and a monster and a tiger and a dzik (polish energy drink)

[willow gazelle]

A dik?

[slate snow]

Dzik

With the z

[willow gazelle]

Dic?

[slate snow]

Bish

[willow gazelle]

Ick?

[slate snow]

Yea you give me one

[willow gazelle]

Let’s play 8 ball WITH YOUR ORGANS

[slate snow]

Bye Icky Quackity

Hope you burn Netherlands 🦄
Good night everyone else 💅💕

[brave remnant]

Bye, sleep well

[willow gazelle]

Get over here blind bot, follow my voice

[brave remnant]

Blind bot??

[willow gazelle]

Come ion hereeee

[brave remnant]

[willow gazelle]

I’m coming after them legs

[brave remnant]

I've had enough for today, thanks, maybe tomorrow

[willow gazelle]

Alright, alright, enjoy your armless existence

[brave remnant]

[winter zinc]

Um, lemme see some magic?

[willow gazelle]

Wingardium levisuckmya

[lucid heath]

😶 ||levicorpus||

[celest fox]

[tawny lynx]

Morning

What happened

[tawny lynx]

What did I do

[celest fox]

You are always the sacrificial lamb

[tawny lynx]

AND WHY ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT MY RAVENCLAW PASSPORT

😭

I do not wear blue socks

[tawny lynx]

???

Why the hell are you guys eating Ominis

[celest fox]

Not even a little?

[tawny lynx]

You'll never know...

👀

[celest fox]

I’ll ask ominis to check

[tawny lynx]

😢

[willow gazelle]

Cause I got hungry

[tawny lynx]

Y'know there is a food channel here, right? 💔

[willow gazelle]

And now he’ll not be able to feel his surroundings

[tawny lynx]

Leave my boy alone 😭🙏

[willow gazelle]

but cannibalism is fun

[tawny lynx]

I'd rather say "Dark Arts" is fun than that

But don't tell Ominis

[willow gazelle]

@brave remnant

[tawny lynx]

🤫

HEY

[willow gazelle]

If you’re not careful I’ll eat your legs

[tawny lynx]

SNITCH

[willow gazelle]

NYEH heheheh.

[celest fox]

[willow gazelle]

I wonder what Sebastian tasteslike..

[tawny lynx]

What?? 😭

I'm telling you to Merlin

Merlin gonna get you broddy

[willow gazelle]

I’m going to eat a mooncalf in front of you.

[tawny lynx]

I mean

[willow gazelle]

ALIVE.

[tawny lynx]

This is animal abuse

You're getting the Merlin Trial's punishment

[willow gazelle]

no, I am a apex predator. I

[willow gazelle]

I did them all.

[tawny lynx]

What in Merlin's name

Sweat

[willow gazelle]

I got bored.

[tawny lynx]

How does one get bored and finish all Merlin Trials

[willow gazelle]

I. WAS. BORED.

[tawny lynx]

Teehehe

[willow gazelle]

I’m going to eat that thing.

[tawny lynx]

😢

[willow gazelle]

I’ll start with the eyes.

[tawny lynx]

Not the boba eyes

[willow gazelle]

All while it’s alive.

[tawny lynx]

😭

[willow gazelle]

Then I think I’ll skin it alive and eat the flesh raw.

[tawny lynx]

You creep me out buddy, I hope you don't fight with your teeth

[willow gazelle]

GOOD.

FEAR ME.

[tawny lynx]

What if I don't fear you

What are YOU gonna do

Huh? 🤨

[willow gazelle]

how the hell did this even start to get here? It started with me askinf a question about which half of a hippogriff you’d eat..

[tawny lynx]

Ain't no way you're asking that question

[willow gazelle]

DO YOU EAT THE BIRD HALF OR THE HORSE HALF?

[torpid blade]

Ummm
This is literally the first thing I saw and I’m so confused

[willow gazelle]

HAHAHA

[torpid blade]

Both

[tawny lynx]

Can you tell your fellow Gryffindor friend here to stop acting weird

I swear it's always these Gryffindors

[torpid blade]

Uhh
Yeah I can

[willow gazelle]

Shut up or I’ll make your forget how to breathe.

[torpid blade]

But I won’t cuz I’m lazy

[tawny lynx]

What kinda question is that

[tawny lynx]

???

Now that's not nice

[torpid blade]

Yeah I’m leaving bye guys

[tawny lynx]

😢

Hogwarts getting a bit weird and crazy lately

I'm looking at you Nether

[willow gazelle]

FEAR ME, I ATE A PHOENIX ALIVE AND IT TASTED SO GOOD.

[tawny lynx]

You just ate an animal, a rare one at that, but that's not scary

[willow gazelle]

It tasted like a Korean fried chicken sandwich

[tawny lynx]

So no, I'm not gonna fear you

😋

I choose who to fear

[willow gazelle]

I ate both of ominis’s arms.

[tawny lynx]

???

What the heck buddy

I'm calling the Booty Cheek Creek Freak on your ahh

You're boutta get decheekatated

[willow gazelle]

Da what?

[tawny lynx]

Decheekatated

😟

I mean we have Wiggenweld potions to heal his arms back

Ominis will be fine

This type of gluttony is what they talk about in the Bible

Ooh that's scary 🙄

What am I gonna do? Tremble?

Edgy...

You should be named Edge Lord instead of Nether

[willow gazelle]

Nah.

[tawny lynx]

It fits you

🙄

I'm gonna go back to sleep, I ain't dealing with Gryffindors

Go annoy Peeves

He'll probably help your sad predicament

[brave remnant]

They were hard hours bro

[tawny lynx]

Hard hours???

The hours are hard???

👀

[brave remnant]

For the time they were saying they would eat me, yes they were hard hours

[tawny lynx]

Ominis

I have a question

And I wanna know your answer

[brave remnant]

Okay, I'll read you

[tawny lynx]

How does a mathematician mathematically mathematemize the mathematics if they need to mathematically mathematemize the mathematical mathematics

[brave remnant]

Savannah slow down 🤚🏻

[tawny lynx]

SAVANNAH??

[brave remnant]

Well, before becoming a mathematician they had to study, so when it came to mathematicizing mathematics they should already know how to do it

[tawny lynx]

Of course you would answer that

🙄

[brave remnant]

How else did you want me to answer?

That's the truth

[tawny lynx]

Idk

That question was supposed to be a joke

Are you typing with your feet if that Edge Lord Gryffindor ate your arms and shoulder blades

😢

[brave remnant]

With my mind, they also ate my legs apparently

[willow gazelle]

Stephen hawking over here lmao

[tawny lynx]

What.

[brave remnant]

Please, no more

Here's Sebastian, eat him

[static sky]

Here we go again, Sebastian never letting that question rest😭

[willow gazelle]

No, he tastes so bad. Like he hasn’t showered in 40 days and slept in a swamp for a year.

[static sky]

Sebastian getting roasted as usual 😭 poor Sebastian

[tawny lynx]

WHAT

[tawny lynx]

Says the one who acts like an Edge Lord 🙄

[static sky]

now you have a Griffinder friend Sebastian

[willow gazelle]

Atleast i know I’m a psychopath.

[tawny lynx]

"Ooh!! I'm Nether and I am going to eat you! Rawr!!" Whatever you say buddy 🤨

[tawny lynx]

Hell no?

[willow gazelle]

Greasy haired looking ahh.

[static sky]

You two have the vibe of being bestie. I can predict the future. (Trust the source )

[tawny lynx]

You can't just diagnose yourself a psychopath Mr. Edge Lord 🙄🙄

[tawny lynx]

Tell that to Garreth, his last name rhymes with that awful word

[willow gazelle]

I’d rather die then being this cucks friend

[static sky]

Aw a shy friend, Ominis will be pleased to hear this

[tawny lynx]

I'd rather get decheekatated by the Booty Cheek Creek Freak than being his friend 🤮🤮🤮

[willow gazelle]

Ominis is my forced friend :>

[tawny lynx]

He won't

[tawny lynx]

And he'll never be your true friend

[static sky]

What in the legacy words did I read. You're bringing mods this close. I'm out

[willow gazelle]

Bye potentiometer friend :>

Potential*

Autocorrect is a bii

[brave remnant]

What do I have to do with this?

[static sky]

Forced friend is a thing nowadays? Bro probably thought you were Sebastian since he can't..... I won't say

[willow gazelle]

I ate his arms and legs. He’s basically a lump of living flesh now.

(All while he was awake)

[static sky]

Poor Ominis, we blame Sebastian

[willow gazelle]

So uhh, do you crawl everywhere or do you have a wheelchair that you have to be pushed around in or..?

[static sky]

This is brutal, Where's Ominis protection squad

[willow gazelle]

Ominomnomnominis

[brave remnant]

No, I know which is my oldest friend and a goose that devours human parts

[willow gazelle]

I AM A DUCK! DO YOU WANT ME TO EAT YOUR KIDNEYS?

[brave remnant]

I have my body intact

[torpid blade]

n-no

[static sky]

Team griffinder really sent thier best ragebaiter, Sebastian hide

[torpid blade]

lmao

[brave remnant]

Stay away, duck

[willow gazelle]

I’m coming for one of your kidneys and lungs next. I already crippled you and basically made you a torso with a head..

[brave remnant]

That's not true

[willow gazelle]

Alright yeah this bit is getting old, I’ll cool down.

[static sky]

That duck be having Ominis speechless

[willow gazelle]

Props on you for actually rolling with it though.

Gave me some good laughs

[static sky]

Looks like we lost Sebastian through those jokes.

[brave remnant]

Glad to hear that, now please leave my arms in place

[willow gazelle]

Sebastian got lost in the hallways more than ominis did.

[static sky]

Is this claim true?

[willow gazelle]

I left plungers in all the toilets >:)

[brave remnant]

Jokes on you, I never got lost in any hallway

[willow gazelle]

I am going to place a curse on you so whenever you try to use the washroom a plunger will appear in thetoilet before you sit down.. MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA.

[brave remnant]

Gryffindors are like wild animals

[willow gazelle]

BIPIDY BOPPITY BOO! I CAST DUCK MAGIC ON YOU!

[brave remnant]

You never know what they'll say next

[willow gazelle]

human flesh is good for bandages

[static sky]

This duck had specail training definitely. It's more than a wild.

[willow gazelle]

I’m an animagus who was trapped in duck form and learned how to do magic as a duck. Now I use my power for pure evil.

[willow gazelle]

CLICK CLACKIDY DUCK! I CAST STUB TOE ON YOU! WHAT THE FU-

[brave remnant]

How embarrassing to be an animagus and have become a duck

[static sky]

Who let the ducks out this early 😭

[willow gazelle]

want me to take your arms again? Keep talking.

[brave remnant]

A duck, that made my night 😂

[willow gazelle]

thank you, I’m here for ETERNITY.

[brave remnant]

That must be awful

[willow gazelle]

Why do you think I eat people?

One: because I can, two, become I can.

[static sky]

How to become " I can"

[brave remnant]

Here, this is for you 🍞

[willow gazelle]

I only eat bread soaked in unicorn blood.

[brave remnant]

You are such a wild creature

[static sky]

Some of us haven't had breakfast yet duckyyyyy

[willow gazelle]

I ate a phoenix alive and it tasted like a Korean fried chicken sammich

[willow gazelle]

Just stop caring about people, duh.

Join the duck side!

[static sky]

Now I'm scared of ducks 😭

[willow gazelle]

FEAR US. OUR DUCK MAGIC IS TOO POWERRFUL, MORE POWERFUL THAN THE DARK SIDE!

[static sky]

ok ok

[willow gazelle]

I shall cause chaos!

[static sky]

Lmao 🤣

[willow gazelle]

I am the duck of chaos!

[static sky]

Indeed

[willow gazelle]

I am apart of D.U.C.K (Tm pending)

[static sky]

Lmao what a creative name, I saw it before the editing 😭

[willow gazelle]

I hate autocorrect

I blame Sebastian

Chat died

[static sky]

Are we blaming Sebastian on this too or duck of chaos

[willow gazelle]

Sebastian ofc.

[stray sun]

What for

[willow gazelle]

I. Felt. Like. It.

[stray sun]

You felt like blaming Sebastian for nothing?

[willow gazelle]

I blame Sebastian for this too.

Actually.. I blame @static sky for not adding me (cause I can’t add you)

[static sky]

Aw i would love to add but i can't for now. I'm blaming this for Sebastian too

[willow gazelle]

OI SEBASTIAN! I WROTE YOU A POEM. Roses are red, violets are blue, life was better before I met you.

[static sky]

Lmao it was a beautiful poem until I saw the last last two lines😭

[willow gazelle]

Work of art

[static sky]

Work of evil😭

[willow gazelle]

Hand in hand.

[static sky]

Head on head

[willow gazelle]

Duck on duck.

[static sky]

Cat on cat

That didn't sound right

[willow gazelle]

HOLD UP! HOLD UP! THE DUCK IS GIVING A PROPHECY!

"The world isn't divided by Race, Color, Gender or Religion, it's Divided by Wise people and Fools. And the Fools Divide themselves by Race, Color, Gender and Religion"

[static sky]

It's too early to be ranting about prophecy 😭

So I'm on the wise side

[willow gazelle]

THE DUCK IS GIVING ANOTHER..

[static sky]

[willow gazelle]

Bingle-bongle, dingle-dangle, yickety-do yickitey-dah, ping-pong, lippy-tappy, too-tah.

These are the duck of chaos’ prophecies.

[static sky]

That's enough discord for today

[willow gazelle]

no.. you stay.

[static sky]

Let's resume this prophecy later when Sebastian and Ominis are around. I'm sure they will love it

[willow gazelle]

I’m going to force a prophecy where Sebastian drowns in his own piss

[static sky]

In his own what, I think I misread something there

[willow gazelle]

I will force him to drown himself in his own urine and possibly feces.

[static sky]

[willow gazelle]

Ominis!

[static sky]

What kind of treats do they give in the gryfinnder common room. This is not normal

[glad spire]

[brave remnant]

Even though he drives me crazy sometimes, he's still my best friend and I have to defend him when he's not around, so why are you blaming him this time?

[willow gazelle]

Pure meth

[static sky]

Oh ||lord|| help me with this one

[willow gazelle]

I blame Sebastian again.

[brave remnant]

For Merlin's sake, why?

[willow gazelle]

Because I can.

[static sky]

I believe I can fly

[willow gazelle]

I believe Sebastian can touch the ground without a parachute.

[static sky]

You can't, only Ominis can 😭

[stray sun]

Oh nah

[willow gazelle]

I blame Ominis now.

[static sky]

You're gathering the Sebastian Community one by one. You're on your owm

[brave remnant]

I beg your pardon?

[willow gazelle]

you heard me your blind bii

Looking ahh

[torpid blade]

uhhh
hi guys ig

[willow gazelle]

SEND HIM.. TO FLUFFY!

[torpid blade]

whos fluff

fluffy

[static sky]

Hi 👋 did you guys sent this duck to test our patients 😭

[torpid blade]

yes

[willow gazelle]

I escaped

[torpid blade]

we did

just to annoy everyone

[willow gazelle]

he promised me a boatload of cocaine seasoned corn

[brave remnant]

Please take your Gryffindor mate, he doesn't know what he's talking about

[static sky]

Lock it back. Full of chaos 😭 😭 😭

[torpid blade]

uhhhh
i thought it was a truckload?

[torpid blade]

hmmmmm

no

[willow gazelle]

OMINIS, I WILL BLOW UP YOUR EARDRUMS

[torpid blade]

ik

which is why we sent him

[willow gazelle]

QUACK QUACK MOTHERFU-

[static sky]

Aw why not😭

[brave remnant]

[torpid blade]

its too much work

he is now a free duck

[willow gazelle]

and in the contract he signed he would have to buy me 50 truckloads of cocaine seasoned corn instead of one for locking me back up

[static sky]

We're cooked at this point. Please at least be around to babysitting your fellow gryfinnder

[torpid blade]

uhhhhhhhhh
sure ig

[torpid blade]

50?

that was never in the contract

it was 75

[willow gazelle]

Be gone or I’ll peck your eyes out and shove them up your ahh

[torpid blade]

but
i dont have eyes

ignore the fact that im still able to messag

e

[willow gazelle]

We don’t question it.

[static sky]

That's fascinating 👏

[willow gazelle]

Lucy, give me spiked corn or feel my wrath.

[brave remnant]

Welcome to the club

[willow gazelle]

I blame you for that.

[static sky]

I'm giving none😭

[static sky]

I'm crying 😭 😭 😭 🫂

[torpid blade]

uhhh
on a side note you no longer get any cocaine corn @willow gazelle

[willow gazelle]

WHAT?

[torpid blade]

yeah

[brave remnant]

Yeah, I'd be worried if I cared, which I don't

[willow gazelle]

DIE.

[torpid blade]

we ran out

[static sky]

I'm off to get breakfast. Tc all

[torpid blade]

because uhh
the farm got nuked

[willow gazelle]

I WILL RIP YOUR SKIN OFF AND FORCE FEED IT TO YOU.

[torpid blade]

nice try

i already did that

[willow gazelle]

I’m going to snort quack. I’ll be back.

[torpid blade]

k bye ig

im gonna go and do something probably

[tawny lynx]

I'm back

After experiencing a bad data

Stop blaming things on me, it's obviously that Gryffindor's fault

[tawny lynx]

Shakespeare died because of your awful poem.

[tawny lynx]

And don't even think of blaming Ominis, only I can do that

[naive remnant]

Is ur pfp sebastian with rtx on

[tawny lynx]

Probably, found this on Pinterest

[naive remnant]

FRAUD

[tawny lynx]

😢

[static sky]

Pin trust is fraud but this picture changed my thoughts. Beautiful

[tawny lynx]

Okay... I'll find a funny picture of Sebastian 😞

[static sky]

No no this is good

[tawny lynx]

If I ever see that Edge Lord again I'm gonna call Merlin

And MC

[static sky]

[tawny lynx]

I wonder where Garreth is

I wanna test out his new potion

[static sky]

Ig in the Gryffindor common room

[tawny lynx]

So do I have to sneak in

[naive remnant]

U might get leukemia from it

[tawny lynx]

[tawny lynx]

Nevermind

Wait.

How do you know??

Did you try it???

[static sky]

No need to || just break in ||

[tawny lynx]

How did it taste??

[naive remnant]

Oh yea i tried it

[tawny lynx]

Woah

Holy

I'm starting to puke

[naive remnant]

How am i supposed to know

[tawny lynx]

I gotta take a shizzah 😢🙏

[naive remnant]

I became a ghost

Wait imma try it again

Brb chat

[static sky]

Lmao take your time

[naive remnant]

Yummers

Tastes like soufflé

Yall should try it

[tawny lynx]

I have a wisdom to share

[static sky]

Souffle? What a way to describe 😭 😭

[tawny lynx]

I got it from the bathrooms

[static sky]

Keep it😭

[tawny lynx]

"The naked man fears no pickpocketing..."

[tawny lynx]

Too late

[tawny lynx]

Ominis would agree to this

🙏

[static sky]

Lmao 🤣 😭 😭

I was about to go jogging but it's freezing outside. 🥶

[tawny lynx]

I mean

You should go skating

[static sky]

I might actually go this Christmas

[tawny lynx]

Lucky bastard...

🙄

[static sky]

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

[brave remnant]

Why do you always say the strangest things?

[old hazel]

What should i name my new character that will be in ravenclaw, with mods and cheats

[static sky]

Hi welcome fellow Raven 🎉

[old hazel]

what should i name him

[static sky]

I'm bad with names hang on

How about Sebastian's twin

[old hazel]

maybe

[tawny lynx]

Yes.mm

[tawny lynx]

Hmm

Lemme think...

How about Odette Deveraux ?

[old hazel]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[tawny lynx]

I'm so good at this fr

[torpid blade]

Uhhhhh
Jack O lantern or something

[tawny lynx]

Right Ominis?

[tawny lynx]

[static sky]

Fr😭 😭

[old hazel]

ill put them on a spin wheel to choose

[static sky]

Wait add Ominis right hand

[torpid blade]

Wait I have one more suggestion

[tawny lynx]

Don't cry to us when you got the Jack O' Lantern name

😭🙏

[torpid blade]

Voldemort potter

[static sky]

Lmao 😭 😭

[tawny lynx]

It's always these Gryffindors

Just kidding

[static sky]

I'm crying 😭 😭 why are you guys so creative

[tawny lynx]

I totally love Gryffindors

[torpid blade]

Ikr

[static sky]

[tawny lynx]

Maybe try Columba Corvounculus

Jk

[torpid blade]

Wait

[tawny lynx]

I just used a translator for that

[static sky]

Lmao 🤣 🤣

[torpid blade]

Most generic name of all time
John Johnson
Or Jack Jackson
Or Donald Donaldson

[tawny lynx]

I'm boutta bomb this whole school

[torpid blade]

Bomb bombson

[tawny lynx]

Who in the world would name their child that

[old hazel]

BOBMARDA MAXIMA

[static sky]

Lmao 🤣 🤣

[tawny lynx]

I like that energy

💥

[torpid blade]

Lmao lmaoson
Peak name

[old hazel]

i accadentally spelled it wrong and made a name

[tawny lynx]

Bobmarda

Sounds like Bob and Marda made a child

[static sky]

Accidentally genius

[torpid blade]

I’m about to get 20 death threats from this server probably

[tawny lynx]

Haha get it

[tawny lynx]

And those death threats will be written in poetry form

Remember guys

Be kind

[torpid blade]

Be Kind Kindson

Ok it’s getting old sry

Wtf

[tawny lynx]

You make me want to sing

[static sky]

Yes spread kindness || even though we wouldn't mind a little drama ||

[torpid blade]

Then sing

[tawny lynx]

Sure

Nevermind

🙄

[torpid blade]

SING

[tawny lynx]

Like the movie?

[static sky]

Now I'm curious about the deleted messages, human looks speechless

[torpid blade]

OTHERWISE I WILL FEED YOU TO THE DUCKS

[tawny lynx]

???

Ok

[old hazel]

Final list:
Sebastian Sallow
Odette Deveraux
Jack O'lantern
Columba Corvounculus
John Johnson/Jack Jackson/Donald Donaldson
Bomb bombson
BOBMARDA MAXIMA
Kind Kindson

[tawny lynx]

👩‍🎤

[tawny lynx]

Now why is my name here

[torpid blade]

Yeah this is peak

[tawny lynx]

How about you name yourself

"All of the above"

[old hazel]

someone said seb twin

[static sky]

This is soo baised, excluding Ominis right hand

[tawny lynx]

I think they meant Anne Sallow

[old hazel]

maybe

[tawny lynx]

And no

Don't name yourself after my sister

😡