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IM SAYING
LETS BECOME WHALES
EARN OUR WHALE COINS

These are micro transactions I can get behind
starter package is enough
these are macro transactions
YESSSSS
me tooo!
and the paints
Macro Transactions is a fair statement
wait so how can i get this
I saw one bundle for $48,000
can't
You got it, right?
out of our tax bracket
no youâre the man please pay for that king.
Ez tax right off

should be more by now
I only needed one kidney anyway
iâll restock the kitchen and make it smell nice
thatâs boring lowkey
you also can't see it until you already spend an exorbitant amount
That's crazy to think about, every year it'll go up
no type of personality of you have every ship
The prices are climbing until they transcend 
to be fair
I want a drop ship eventually
No in-game currency 
Straight and to the point
this is unfair ! you show me drip and i canât get it
youâre trolling
i'm jaan
yup
do you have it?
we are not allowed in
Time to wait by the door until peak arrives
watch the videos on ships and missions
Can't hate from outside the club
True say
True say
we canât even get in
iâm not hating ON GOD iâm getting a certificate with my name on it too!
in 5 years
iâm starting the grind on that armor
my pockets are restricted and THATS CRAZY
i too want a new monitor, i told you that too
Time to plan out which ships it'll be
This world is not prepared for a fully released Star Citizen
in 10 years 
get the biggest one
bad plan
and fight jaanâs percesus
@true sapphire letâs ball out in march!
It's supposed to be bigger than the one on the screen 
ohhhhhh the javelin
the mini island
would they create a new hangar for it
bigger than the javelin
these ships don't fit in hangars
also probably won't be able to land on planets
hmm, youâll have to put it somewhere
space station docking
you canât just leave it in space ???
It's rumored to be the size between Javelin and Bengal
people can get on it while itâs docked. i landed on a landing pad in levski and was told to make sure the shields are on so no one takes my stuff
thatâs not a ship.
thatâs a portable hangar/spaceport
wait jaan
do you have that special armor?
no
oh phew i was about to be pissed
didn't know it existed before that youtube short
you and ugly ships gotta be stopped fr.
bro thatâs a floating empire
alright good, race to whoever gets it first
itâs a floating empire.
probably me
it will be me if we played at the same time
like give some false hope please
if we played at the same time it'd still be me
oh i was right LMFAO
iâm surprised that you didnât get the guardian
it wouldnât be you. you are a unlucky person in SC.
you land upside down
The who 
guardian looks like that little ship
yes
Tie interceptor 
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If I get one of those ships you can dock on, I WILL be buying a bunch of those
In black hopefully
i mean
technicallly
there is one right?
like thereâs one thatâs decently priced and small and can hold a baby ship
what is that
IS THAT A HERCULES?!
what are ya doing to my baby?!
omg
do NOT do this to a hercules please
SURELY they make a big ship with like docking rails that just takes your ship to a nice place to park 
The empire hangs them from the ceiling
Anvil Liberator is in production right now
docking rails?
Idk what the actual term is but like this
If Star Wars had a Star Citizen collab I'd be in heaven
Some of the artists that did SW ship designs also do SC ship designs
real currency or ingame ?
I'm honestly not surprised 
In-game
there's a old ship with a snub fighter docking station but I don't think that's the future
you can save up then
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Ship to ship combat would be cinema
not before Halo
Who tagged
Halo needs to be added so the vanduul have allies
YOU
me seeing my 4th wanted picture in Levski
You should show Bimp the light of the ARTISTRY OF DRAKE SHIPS
Naaaah Halo can come in second
Wonderful day to you too, cocolinooo

Likewise 
My monitor is scheduled to be delivered in the next few hours
Very sexy
Technically 2 but
I have little faith in FedEx
YOU JUST GOT HERE LIKE OMG WAIT YOUR TURN
Add me in wwm when you get in
I mean, OLED Star Citizen is hard to beat 
you about to see who bimp really is if you keep being a draker
Especially if this puppy is on screen
HIM
That sent late
OH HELL YEAH
LikeâŚDrake?
FRICK FEDEX
he likes the drake ships he is a Draker
NOOOO omg LMFAOO
says itâs a puppy but it is a cicada
i would never btw
Why?
like thatâs ode
HATING FROM ACROSS THE POND IS CRAZY
bureaucratic bullshi
jaan the one driving it thatâs why itâs taking long
The goof will be back stronger than ever
Cicada's don't have stingers
They stole your gift?
neither do puppies?
Mightâve been me
Oh


you⌠let me step into your office

Eat them
i was going to earlier but now i have to try
they told me to do a bunch of stuff and then didn't reply
yappy yappy yap yap
yappy yappy yap yap indeed 

Youâll be fine
I like your pfp
How is it that FedEx can deliver my PC and another thing I got for a thousand dollars without a signature
But the monitor, that's where they draw the line
something came up?
Go âAS PER MY LAST MESSAGEâ mode
Oh no it's all going according to cake
I shall be everpresent for the monitor set up
YEAHHHH GET TO WORK JAAN
Waaaait Spotify just recommended an unofficial Starset song 
drop it or youâre lying
i donât like when the lead leaves the group to do a song. it makes me sad a bit
it's the guy from jjk
did you drink water?
DID YOU DRINK WATER?
He made a whole album by himself basically and you can tell it's like 40% of the normal Starset energy 
I JUST drank some actually 
very good very good
hmm, maybe because of previous bands doing this that it doesnât look good for me but thatâs fair
It's not like they broke up or anything, I think he just wanted to make something himself or they were taking a break but Dustin still wanted to make something
Someone on YouTube added some Starset sounding instrumentals to it tho and I've been meaning to download it and put it on my Spotify account 
hmmm, thatâs fine i suppose but i donât like it. i have a strong sense of loyalty. itâs hard for me to see or experience break ups. seeing solo for me is like the beginning of the end but i shall perish the thought.
Hey man
That's fair, in most cases that probably is what's going on 
did you eat?
very good! we love to hear this
you have to treat it like a broken PS2. act like you donât care and itâll go out faster.
this reminds me of the days where the devil stole my metal piece for my PC
i was rotting waiting for it
the devil stole it !!!
stop laughing raccoon man!
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/maosS89XLjs
@tight herald :(
Thanks, saldytuwas, for the replay!
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like itâs hellllll

You underestimate the power of my hugs
Can I?

No đââď¸ because I don't wanna change it đ I mean yes you can though đ
Shameless, really
Awwww
Unless my monitor arrives in the next 10 minutes FedEx is LYING

They lied
trusting american private companies to do their job?
comedy
your selling yourself a dream
bro is the last package
It's not even OUT FOR DELIVERY YET
IT'S 4:30
NEVER MADE IT AS A WISE MAN
I COULDNT CUT IT AS A POOR MAN STEALING
TIRED OF LIVING LIKE A BLIND MAN
IâM SICK OF SIGHT WITHOUT A SENSE OF FEELIN
AND THIS IS HOWW YOU REMIND ME
THIS IS HOW YOU REMIND ME OF WHAT I REALLY AM
DIAMOND LIFEEEE
LOVER BOOOOOOOOOY
HE MOVES IN SPACE WITH MINIMUM WASTE AND MAXIMUM JOY
CITY LIIIIIGHTSSS
AND BUSINESS NIGHTSSSSS
THANK YOUUU
I like your pfp too 
nickelback in 2025 based
LOVEEEEEE
Itâs giving a coop vibe and Iâm here for it. Also, thank you 
Should i wake up early?
Yes
Glep
Did he try different ports/cables
LMFAOOOOOOOOO
Does the motherboard have some lights or a display or numbers flashing
There's also warranty and should have a Holiday returns policy
oh, youâre trying to help. alright im heading out and im taking my annoying with me.
In worst case
iBuyProblems
Yes he tried both ports and MY cable while I was asleep 
Lemme take a look
Or can't start at all 
Both?
There's two? 
Yeah one on the uhhh GPU and one higher
Oh yeah
I don't see anything flashing or displaying on the motherboard
And yeah it just doesn't display anything when you plug it into a screen
Is the screen itself Okay 
Iâll be closer to you soon
Donât provoke me to anger


May try to unplug and turn off PSU and reset the BIOS
Newer motherboards usually have two prongs you need to short for a few seconds
If that wouldn't work i'd honestly just return it as you're easily in the return window 
Oh
Doesn't even show loading BIOS?
At least the logo
I can try Bios next but it's like it can't even find a signal
To display anything
Yeaaah I tried my TV and cables but it's not displaying
Hm
Return it is :D
I just checked and the CPU doesn't have a igpu, so from the motherboard it won't probably display anyway
i shall stay! i command it!
i loved when he loved avril lavigne. she wrote a song to the one you sent
itâs for him too

Yesss
They ARE spinning
âTHERES A GIRLâŚ
THAT GIVES A SH***
BEHIND THIS WALL
YOU JUST WALK THROUGH IT
AND I REMEMBER..â

now my heart is beating
WHAT ID DO TO HAVE YOU HEREEEEE
Da hec
Erm
sorry

i was jamming
Try unplugging everything but the power cable and monitor one and turn it on again 
It will be done
me at 10:41pm
itâs the summer all over again
Things that could be done (turn PC off first)
- Reset BIOS
- Check if GPU is slotted in properly and So Are the cables
- Check if psu cables are slotted in properly
- Remove a ram or two and try a different slot
The CPU comes without a integrated GPU so you can't really check if it's the dedicated GPU's fault 

Oh, can you hear any audio when the PC is "turning on"?
Nah it makes no sound
I'll try the RAM he has 4 slots I'll try the other two
He kinda... threw away all the packaging 
I would NEVER
try just one or the other first
Make sure the PC is off before you do anything of course
Unplug from power And turn off the switch on the power supply
Oh we arenât supposed to?
Girl
Rip pc then that box is long gone
Itâs a while pc tv show
B650EM max gaming wifi
Cocolina and his pc adventures
I TOO would never
did you keep the spare parts or like anything that's not the cardboard and foam
You lose stuff in the house anyway
I kept the parts and the box that game in
I got rid of the box the pc was in though bc it was huge
Ohh
BARELY WITH THAT RASPY DEHYDRATED VOICE I DONT
Raspy voice?
I kept the monitor boxes though
YOU ARE THE ONE COMPLIMENTING ME
those probably came as they are without extra packaging

pretty much
You need to watch that show
Iâm curious who you like

You're good then
@true sapphire
whatâs this? ragnork?
Yes mami
I was waiting for this

Heck, I felt something. So, I can only imagine

Motherboard has two prongs you have to short (touch both prongs at the Same time) with a screwdriver or something metallic
LMFAOOOO straight PTSD
Iâm not excited for when I get one đ
okay iâm outta here. iâm making it harder for jaan to help. i feels bad.
Waiting on colosal to respond anyway
Thank god I was worried lmao
Where are those
I did the RAM thing I just haven't turned it back on yet
Says CLRTC on there
I like reading about it because itâs educational
Bottom left-ish of the motherboard
Turn it on and test
Do I do it with the PC on? đ
First just one ram stick, then replace it with the other one,
@tulip stream Lovely time when i made you do this
Ram didn't work onto this
You almost didnât make it alive
Donât make me make you rewatch them all
I wouldn't complain
thatâs true but i still felt bad
did your monitor arrive yet?
Not yet
it is not your PC thatâs cooked right?
Itâs just talking. Youâre not making it about yourself and they can still have their talk. Itâs a chat channel, no worries
Plus, itâs educational and helpful.
Nah it's my brother's
I'm trying to help
The Swiss Army Jaan is quite resourceful
Captain*
This didn't work either đ
Oh boy
Maybe he needs a different one?
As in return and get a different one. Maybe this one is no bueno

Probably
Awh đ
Ok but we also rewatch scrat tales
If it's not displaying or not posting after a reset or changing out ram
I'd rather just return/exchange since it's still within that window
Iâd contact the place you got it from. They super be able to help.
It shouldnât be that big of a headache to get it to work tho
I'll make him contact iBuyPower since he can't return it to Newegg 
If it's a GPU thing, return
If it's a psu thing, return
If it's a ram thing, and resetting BIOS + changing ram doesn't work, return
How so?
real footge of Isha
TIZZZYY
Is newegg just the marketplace provider?

All the damn time

I have no idea 
I read the reviews and one guy said he couldn't return it because he didn't have the box
thats when you just, do it, no stop (you might get bonk but thats ok)
one day she will understand

Still Worth a try
True say
lexie said i sound like an angry toddler when i was trying to speak romanian
now that is me for all of time
whatâs that guys name
i need more gifs off him
Either return or maybe they know something that i missed
Did it stop displaying just overnight?
i need this for someone when he gets home from work actually
thank you
iâm stealing this
... i need, need you do give me proof next time in VC
I'm REALLY glad it wasn't my PC 
He tried to turn it on the other day and it just stopped displaying
Same
Cause i picked yours 
I'd feel guilty
This bad boy's too stronk for allat
Well that'd be a manufacturer thing I wouldn't blame you 
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and if you do so i will try to speak some Italian, it will be a disaster @cobalt vector
Admittedly, my brother isn't exactly hurting for cash so he really could just buy the same one I have worst come to worst
It's more expensive now
By about 80
Excuse you
I'm excused
He'd just have to convince our mom that he should do it
After selling the one he has now for parts
Genuine worst case scenario tho
The hell

Oh well
It's within the window so should be easy enough to return
Best do to so if you find any jank like this at first
Ahap would be proud
i am VERY glad it wasnât yours
i would of had a field day with this
AHOJ!
iâm also part czech
Have a field day with finding that lost bracket part
Ohhhh yes
I'm starting to think my monitor isn't coming today though 
i donât need to little raccoon man, pc is built
you have daylight still believe in it please.
i thought the same and my piece came at the end.
Erm
The sun set like an hour ago
There is neither day nor light
At least I'm off tomorrow
thatâs a big W
have faith itâs not over till itâs over
9pm are last deliveries
hes just a little raccoon guyyy

@tender spire

he*
he may have ya fooled but not me!
this weekend shall be a time!



time to drop avril music because thatâs how iâm feeling
if i was an album
if i was a boy and an album
@calm aurora vinquibus rivens are about to be the bane of my existence
A? I want 2
I want one for melee and primary forms
why is my hoplite xataed up ew
same but he is pretty cool with the bayonet
also i kinda like not using intrepid stand, being too locked into the overguard made him kinda boring
Fair I don't even know if vinquibus can go to lvlcap idk why I'm willing to spend 200p each
i mean it surely can but at the end of the day its a single target gun, melee is fine because yeah melee
đ | Feather(Boosh Master) leveled up!
I use felarx currently for it 
NOOOOOOOOOO

Donât seduce me
The hell
it's fine we can play when you're back too đĽš
Always ready
Lmfao
@true sapphire basically a devil trigger frame 
Wait that's turbo tuff
That's the devil in warframe đ he's a literal demon from Tau system 
He's also orokin

The Gemini form (human form) is orokin and he just talks shi the entire time 
Yeah that's basically a Devil May Cry collab 
i hope this day never comes lmfaooo
wow...
He does be having crazy shield gating 
this pisses me off because where the heck the warehouse. we pick it up ourselves
Time to lay siege
Colossal, even 
I've looked at 5 different levelcap builds for him already 
I bought a riven for the new bayonet weapon 
A bayonet in 2025?
What game is THIS?
star citizen
LMFAO
thatâs the Vanduul. My brethren, my people
i must save my people more than anything.
It's just called a bayonet it's a rifle with a sword form
Wait that's tuff
Transforming weapons need to be explored more in media
slaves to science because of humans, unfortunately yes.
also
It's pretty decent 
youâre done.
Yknow he tanked that right??
I'm a fan of two in one weapons/gadgets 
Iâm curious what you will main on Wwm
The umbrella sounds fire
you won't though

EXCUSE ME
Oh how to jump around and do the cool flying things.
he stole le swag


I just want the fit
Good luck 
What game is that!?

I have woken up into colossal's unfortunate news
Monitors don't have legs, what the hell?
good morning better chat 
bow your head capt its a sad day for rain.
That was yesterday 
Im always a day late and a dollar short bin lol

itâs wednesday my heart.
i know thatâs right
thanks lol
How are you today isha 
i am well bin, thank you. how are you this morning? i hope work is well! 
I'm feeling well. I crashed after i got home yesterday and slept like 12 hours xD so at least I'm well rested. First 2 hrs of work went by quickly. Just watching spyxfamily and drinking my coffee
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Cosmetic patch 
i hope they are cuteeeee
I see it everytime I sleep now
It calls to me, no matter where it is, it expects me
It's as if it holds my aspirations, part of my very soul that I must reclaim

Praise the trash!
good morning colossal chan..
despite the news i hope you slept well
it shall be yours !
The news? 
good morning tizoooo chan! 
What news?
iâm not going to remind you of your tragedy
Oh
If you mean the monitor it's out for delivery
today?
LETS GO
and youâre off
Ohhhh yes
Delivery in between 3-7 hours
noted

howâd you sleep?
It didn't feel like sleep 
go back to bed
what were you thinking of?
What I expect from myself in the future
i understand this. itâs okay you little worry wart.
Brooo When you see Yasiin Bay (Mos Def) is on a gorillaz track you know its going to be good
GUPPPPP
Good morning tizo chan! 
Aeeeeee good morning
i hope you slept well 
this is jaan listening to sewerperson.
I had a decent sleep. Wanna stay but the post office and work beckons le Tizo
Also fudge this weather, its freaking up my throat and I hate it
i loveeeeee neroooo! look at himmmmm

i just went on twitter and americans are getting fried for not knowing about EVERY countryâs entire lore
elitism at its finest. gotta love it.
we say a joke and EU be âSTUPID AMERICAN SLIME! HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY NOT KNOW BASIC KNOWLEDGE.â
hold on now!
sleep more so monitor arrives earlier
fast travel
Who cares about random country #903 what did they ever do for us 
country number is CRAZYYYYYYYY
LMFAOOOOOOO
there's not even over two hundred countries :(
My favorite kind of time travel
Twitter is just ragebait and engagement bait
We're speaking in absurdity anyway jaan 
No one actually expects any random person to know about the rise and fall of the Ethiopian dynasty
First mistake was going on twitter
got me in the comments like do we have allies over the pong or do they just call us to pop out and show

i wanted anime updates and game updates
I am funny sometimes I know it's usually unintentional though 
Or whatever the British did to Africa 
Basic knowledge? I didn't know people had that these days?
I mean.. do you not..?


What IS the most niche history thing I know about
Yeah that's pretty much what I use it for
I know Odachis are older than Katanas, and those lil dudes had to have someone unsheath their sword for them so they could fight with it
mood
There are still tribal cannibals walking the earth today and that's somewhat amusing to me

You'll get a prion disease from eating from the same mammalian group 
that was creative ngl had me laughing fr
not niche but the Ea-Nasir thing is pretty funny
EU DOES i swear
they need you to know EVERY FLAG, EVERY CITY like broooooo
right like how can you not know BASIC knowledge
most niche thing to know is what the color of a country flags mean.
i be QUICK to ask anyone outside the states that question and they be like âUHHHHHHHâ
yeah thatâs what i thought
howâs that for basic knowledge fookers
itâs the only way.
Maybe homelander was right 
He was a psycho fr though

debatable
everyoneâs a psycho if you push them to the limits
that was kinda hard

alright iâm going back to twitter to bring back more nonsense for us
Thing is outside of america, other countries learn about world history, geography, and about other cultures. So that's why americans get made fun of a lot for not knowing these things
Ancient Karen is wild
we do too but not at the extent in which other countries do. hell we donât even know the capitals and flags of our own states
Finnish people when you don't know the blue on their flag is for jazz
LMFAOOOO
i love that question so bad because they be like âhold onâ
YEAHHHHHHHHHH
ASK ME ABOUT MY FLAG
In all fairness. I'm just gonna say it and I don't care if people get mad. But our schools have been a dumpster fire for awhile now.
And half truths are taught
TALK TO EM TIZZO!
i agree with you 100%
america is a country that keeps their people dumb and teach them whatever that shows literacy. so i understand where it comes from.
1-3 more hours


did it arrive



Well well well
It said it'd be here at 2:25 and it's 2:26
And I'm monitorless
Amazon has passed by twice, UPS passed by
USPS passed by once

Maybe they know that the new patch is today and they want you to experience it later
Brother.. they fixed one thing on warframe and an arcane I was wanting jumped up 2x in price kill me please đ
yet whereâs fedex
fedex wrote me today as well
wym wrote you?
youâre NOT american raccoon man!
wrote me an email?
All of my notifications on the app are "delayed delayed delayed delayed"
Eat them
oof
At least it isn't just me today
They violated me in unspeakable ways in that trade chat ngl
Ayo???
đ

Star citizen has an ingame economy yeah?
have you asked them not to delay it
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
yeah
Where certain things the community or devs do impact pricing on things?
more like certain bugs
Because the devs just screwed me entirely đ

I was going to buy something for 350 platinum but now everyone wants 800 for the same thing 
oh
not to worry
I'm hoping they bug it again
uh
0
but it's 6 TRILLION units of currency
a mission gets you maybe 100k
Oh... Because platinum costs money 
there's a exploit bug for money
oh
we don't have premium ingame curerncies
You can trade for it without spending but yeah I usually just buy it unless I'm selling rivens which I've sold ones worth equivalent of $500 before 


Riven market hustling is insane
TRILLION?
đ
the announcement in the server confused me i wonât lie.
I saw people talking about a dupe glitch in game chat a few times
IT ARRIVED
I got the arcane
and sold it immediately 
Yes
Sweet wumpous
It's beautiful
THERE'S SO MANY PIXELS

indeed
right click desktop > display properties>advanced settings
check resolution and refresh rate
LETS GOOO
Comparison
i can see where the Yamato goes. right about it
Can try right click desktop > personalization>colors
280hz 
apply that

how does moving the mouse feel with 280Hz compared to 60?
Am I a god?
(Wrong answers only)
That is 1to1 my RNG every round
no
why are you grabbing me like iâm a problem?




