💬┃general-chat

[eager trail]

Thank you

[final anvil]

BLEEEGH

[spark bison]

oh

i thought it was like a

[final anvil]

I DONT LIKE THAT ONES

😭

[spark bison]

[final anvil]

whys he so BREATHY

[final anvil]

im so sorry to dissapoint you

[spark bison]

you drive a hard bargain

here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJDKrmW6ol8

[native isle]

.....

im normal

[spark bison]

i think you play senna a lot

[amber basalt]

That was the date

[native isle]

nah

[final anvil]

😏

alright.

[native isle]

OH

[final anvil]

alright.

[eager trail]

And drink more water during fever

[final anvil]

that ones a little better

[native isle]

!!!!

[eager trail]

it helps alot

[native isle]

omg omg

[spark bison]

if i search this on google images again

[earnest barn]

You're welcome

[amber basalt]

[native isle]

so i think you'd like sephaphine

and um Ililla...

[spark bison]

come on, no balls

[keen pasture]

@amber basalt

[amber basalt]

Alright let me finish the download and I’ll hop on

[native isle]

oh mi geeeeee

[amber basalt]

[amber basalt]

Here’s the thing I wasn’t even gonna do it but he wanna test me

[native isle]

ik das right .. its okie bestie we can try tft

[spark bison]

we can try tft

does tft work cross-region?

[native isle]

erm... we'll find out?

i feel like... no

[spark bison]

[keen venture]

I swear some people in this game are like locked in to the point where they can hear colors and see sounds

[native isle]

pink does have sounds btw..

[spark bison]

They have synesthesia?

[eager trail]

[keen venture]

yes actually

[native isle]

look away ma'am... or... join us

[keen venture]

like jesus christ dude

they just dont stop

[spark bison]

[keen venture]

human seeker missile lookin ahhh

[eager trail]

Where even are you guys?

[earnest barn]

[native isle]

um um umm... going to a gaming den....

[wide nimbus]

hi. I just downloaded Naraka and got 2nd place at a solo match. why is this game easy

[spark bison]

Game puts you with bots at first

[keen venture]

https://tenor.com/view/kid-look-stare-awkward-guilty-gif-5289290

[wide nimbus]

ok that makes more sense

[amber basalt]

[native isle]

https://tenor.com/view/yippee-cat-gif-696604303596555012

[eager trail]

Where are you guys?

[keen venture]

Oh give it time buddy, your buttocks will feel sore soon enough.

[keen vessel]

You are gonna change this statement so fast

[wide nimbus]

Is it true there was a bruce lee collab?

[keen venture]

yes

[native isle]

in vc?

[wide nimbus]

can we expect the collab to happen again?

[keen pasture]

She thinks I’m violent sometimes

[keen venture]

No but they might sell some of the stuff again soon

they did that before

[wide nimbus]

oh ok.

i like that one of the characters has a mech for some reason lol

[keen vessel]

They do resell the collab skins occasionally yeah

[keen vessel]

Yeah Feria is decent

[keen venture]

God I wish i was better at her

shes easily my favorite character personality wise

[keen vessel]

She is kinda straightforward tbh

Just need to learn pillar drop combos which aren’t that complex and most of the time u will just send a blue after a pillar drop anyways

[keen venture]

Yeah but to give you an idea of how I fight the two characters I seem to gravitate towards are shayol and ziping. Just people that can just stonewall hard aggression

[earnest barn]

I never witnessed this so I can't agree

[keen venture]

feria...can't really do that

[keen vessel]

Shayol vs Feria is Feria favored

[keen pasture]

Exactly

[keen vessel]

Feria can deal dmg through Shayol shield without triggering it

[wide nimbus]

i saw you had to unlock characters and assumed this was a gacha game

[keen vessel]

And pillar drop can create pressure to force Shayol to ult first

[keen venture]

still doesn't change im not as good as her

[keen vessel]

I mean tbh she isn’t the best rn

U have other options like cyra

[wide nimbus]

Feria seems cool.

along with lion spirit guy

[low skiff]

hi friends

[wide nimbus]

hi

[keen vessel]

Yeah Akos is pretty good too

He is better than Feria in solos but worse than her in trios

[spark bison]

[keen venture]

feria is actually terrifying with a mate pulling some pressure off her

[keen vessel]

The silence is massive

[spark bison]

@native isle

[keen vessel]

Silence Skills go so hard in this game

[spark bison]

How did you plan that out

[earnest barn]

Kayla is always nice just gets bullied for being short

[native isle]

plan wut

[keen vessel]

Ahap wtf is that name

[spark bison]

You can't play together since you're NA and EUW

[native isle]

i had no plan just the vibes

[spark bison]

[native isle]

freak man

[earnest barn]

I let Poe decide my name for a month 😭 and jaan changed it to what she said

[amber basalt]

[native isle]

[shy latch]

this is an equivalent to a crash out so i understand

[cinder flint]

I've been feeling so tired lately
It's getting annoying

[earnest barn]

jaan called it a stroke in writing and probably yes 😭

[amber basalt]

it ok we hab others games or i can make a diff account

[spark bison]

i'm surprised it let you choose kumiko

[amber basalt]

same actually

[keen pasture]

You’re always on my side ahap

[cinder flint]

@earnest barn I forgot to mention but the breathing issue I had might be Heart Arrhythmia, not an extreme case if so, but I need more exams

[crystal horizon]

KUMI

[cinder flint]

[amber basalt]

yes

[crystal horizon]

Hi

[earnest barn]

I don't pick sides you just usually don't do anything wrong 😭

[amber basalt]

hi

[earnest barn]

Yes keep an eye on your health and get it checked

That does sound terrible I'm sorry

[crystal horizon]

You sure some wizard didn’t cast manual breathing on you?

[keen pasture]

I’m an angel

[crystal horizon]

Lies

[cinder flint]

[keen pasture]

[spark bison]

[crystal horizon]

[keen pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/choking-gif-18241023091515446173

[crystal horizon]

lol yes Jaan

[earnest barn]

[crystal horizon]

Erybody calling cap XD

[spark bison]

[keen pasture]

My fault my emotions got me

[eager trail]

[spark bison]

[crystal horizon]

LEXIE

[eager trail]

A cutie

[eager trail]

Another cutie

[eager trail]

Yes

[crystal horizon]

I’m a cutie

[earnest barn]

[spark bison]

She's petty man

[eager trail]

Another cutie

[crystal horizon]

Damn lost another one

Why do the good die young

[eager trail]

How?

[spark bison]

it's all my fault

[eager trail]

I give her 5 min

[crystal horizon]

Damn it Jaan

[spark bison]

She downloaded league

[amber basalt]

i gots to see it through

[spark bison]

[native isle]

dis is verby true

[eager trail]

I give her 15 minutes

[native isle]

i wanna listen..

[keen pasture]

The challenge was made, she gots to see it through

[spark bison]

Nuh uh

[earnest barn]

No you

[eager trail]

[earnest barn]

@eager trail I need to make cookies and coffee I think

[amber basalt]

i uninstalled

[earnest barn]

[spark bison]

peace restored

[spark bison]

cooffkies

[amber basalt]

i expect payment in 3-4 business days

[keen venture]

Now i remember why i stopped playing ziping

cause it feels like every time i do...the other guy just doesn't even matter

[earnest barn]

This one is acceptable

[keen venture]

I swear i dont get focused as hard on kurumi as I do on ziping

people will literally blow their ults from round start just to take me out

[cinder flint]

It's a bit nerve wracking which triggers psychogenic fevers but I'm managing

[spark bison]

[wide nimbus]

Debating whether i should unlock Akos or Wuchen

[main storm]

Ur projecting buddy

[spark bison]

Means you're more important

[spark bison]

You can try out characters in free training

[wide nimbus]

Damn i already bought Akos lol

[spark bison]

Enjoy the tiger

[native isle]

hrm what does this mean

[amber basalt]

I was bought

[native isle]

oh

[earnest barn]

I'm sure but you have to take care of your health just like everyone else should be doing

[amber basalt]

Got myself a nice screenshot out of it too

[earnest barn]

How extra should the cookies be? I have some Reese's I haven't been eating I could put in them?

[eager trail]

Sounds like heaven

[earnest barn]

To put Reese's in them or no? jaan didn't answer

[eager trail]

Hmmm

[spark bison]

@earnest barn

https://youtu.be/0xfr7djuvXI?si=F1WjbGY11COHW6Gf

[earnest barn]

For context there's a bag of Reese minis that I haven't been eating

[spark bison]

[earnest barn]

Gundam? I will watch

[spark bison]

I had to google that

https://tenor.com/view/reeses-peanut-butter-cups-i-love-reeses-day-chocolate-gif-21610670

[earnest barn]

Yes that

[spark bison]

You may dabble a batch

[earnest barn]

[eager trail]

Do it

IF YOU LIKE PEANUT BUTTER

[wide nimbus]

I assume Hero coin is the best option?

[cinder flint]

Yeah so you have more options

[wide nimbus]

And which treasure is best? Immortal, Lotus or Brocade?

[dark coral]

yea

[spark bison]

Valda show goodies

[fossil depot]

There you go, mate! <:PrincessTarka:1157081419630268507>

https://online.anyflip.com/ywhjf/usrm/mobile/index.html

[spark bison]

Each treasure is different

Out of the three, brocade Is the rarest and newest

[wide nimbus]

Guess ill go with brocade them

[coral stump]

Hi i help to set symbols of temulch, hadi and akos-hu

[wide nimbus]

How long does it take until i stop getting bot matches?

[spark bison]

Around plat+ in herald's trial is when most players experience more players

And the Immortal War game mode is players only

[still vessel]

bonjour

[keen venture]

3 years and i've yet to run into a tianhai that was actually competent.

[keen venture]

I thought the newest was draconic

[amber basalt]

Yeah but out of those three it’s brocade

[spark bison]

Yes
Out of the three they mentioned

[amber basalt]

Immortal, lotus and brocade

[spark bison]

[tall sequoia]

It’s not my fault I get insane grabs one game then can’t grab someone standing still the next

[tall sequoia]

I haven’t forgiven lotus cause I want the monk extreme

[amber basalt]

felt honestly

[earnest barn]

French

[wide nimbus]

Bought...i forget her name

Lannie?

Ok yeah lannie

[crystal horizon]

Talk to @rotund aspen

[wide nimbus]

Aww damn i missed the KOF collab

[rotund aspen]

Sup

[spark bison]

Mai should still be available

[eager trail]

I have burritos

And a sauce from hell

It’s so spicy

I think I messed up

[spark bison]

For consumption?

[eager trail]

Yes

[spark bison]

Nice

[eager trail]

Rice and beans

[spark bison]

Give spicy to @amber basalt

[eager trail]

And I have this green sauce for “a little bit of spice”

And I think I overestimated myself

[eager trail]

Speaking of

[amber basalt]

I ate earlier and I’m currently cooking fish

[eager trail]

Beautiful

[main storm]

[eager trail]

What about you?

[spark bison]

A little bit of spice makes everything nice

[spark bison]

Give some to poppy

[main storm]

??

[eager trail]

Oh

[main storm]

🧍🏿

[eager trail]

I hope you ate too

[main storm]

Eh

[earnest barn]

Goodnight you wonderful people

[main storm]

Goodnight uhh

[wide nimbus]

Ooh cool

[main storm]

The go.. ? Er?? Uerm…blegh…

[amber basalt]

She had her nom and a treat

[amber basalt]

[spark bison]

I know she'd dabble in a piece of fish

[amber basalt]

She can’t have the fish

[earnest barn]

blame Poe it is this for a month 😭

[spark bison]

:(

[eager trail]

Ninis

[amber basalt]

It’s seasoned with garlic and herbs

[eager trail]

Listen

SOMETHING

[main storm]

Something

Is there a full stop or comma anywhere?

[amber basalt]

Before you start Sam no a rich tea does not count

[main storm]

Oreos?

[amber basalt]

Not those either

[main storm]

[amber basalt]

You can have this fish idk if I like it

[crystal horizon]

I’ll take it

[amber basalt]

Sam needs it more he’s running on biscuits and dreams

[crystal horizon]

Sam munch on some cereal

[still vessel]

Ello

[still vessel]

Weiwei

[main storm]

No milk

[crystal horizon]

Only if you don’t want any

[main storm]

[still vessel]

anyone on console for marvels and low rank?😭

[main storm]

Like I don’t got any

[rough sandal]

Yes

[eager trail]

East something

[rough sandal]

You

[still vessel]

wat rank are u?

[rough sandal]

Unranked

[still vessel]

u tryna comp or nah? Im bored and need a rocket to supp me😭

[rough sandal]

💀

[still vessel]

been solo q on my third alt

[rough sandal]

I used to play magik

[main storm]

East?

[rough sandal]

Not rocket

[still vessel]

same then i moved to sue and cnd but also scarlet , been playing well with bucky atm

[rough sandal]

It's okay tho enjoy the engagement optimized match making

🙏🏼

[still vessel]

noor

[rough sandal]

Also I'm updating genshin

[amber basalt]

Dry cereal goes hard

[still vessel]

Oh nice i played yesterday and it was decent

got two new characters

[rough sandal]

I will def be able to help un

U*

[rough sandal]

Nice

[still vessel]

hell yea , ima start playing more just hate how i gotta swap psn accs bc my other one has genshin my main doesnt

[main storm]

🧍🏿

I mean

[rough sandal]

😭

Fair as fck

[still vessel]

I only had that happen bc my main acc got suspended , bc of stuff (it was apex) so yea

[amber basalt]

[eager trail]

Eat

😭

[still vessel]

lol

[main storm]

East

[main storm]

What cereal u eating dry?

[rapid zenith]

Bruh when does this game stop using bots, its so boring... I'm rank 29 and have played for 10 hours now... It's just all bots. I've killed TWO players... jesus I get it.

[amber basalt]

I don’t eat cereal

[main storm]

[amber basalt]

[crystal horizon]

Plat/solar

Also try and play at peak times if you want real people

[rapid zenith]

There where 18,000 players online when I played...

[crystal horizon]

That really doesn’t mean anything they could all be playing different modes

Qs tend to pick up for me around 3pm cst and around 9pm cst any other time it’s mostly bots and some players

[shy latch]

if u want ppl on quick match go trios during peak times

[spare saffron]

sheees another good card packed

https://tenor.com/view/anime-drunk-drunkard-drinker-bottle-gif-12485814609324169452

[stone river]

https://tenor.com/view/stealth-stealing-food-jinshi-maomao-apothecary-diaries-gif-3298080453427416336

[hearty geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/capcom-dante-vergil-vs-duel-gif-18109901622904238701

Feels like this is gonna be a cross over

I mean one could only hope

But the hint with the blue and red lines crossing each other sounds about right

[crystal horizon]

Is there a way to report open mic harassment in penglai?

[hearty geyser]

Wait they locked mic in penglai now?

[eager trail]

East food

[main storm]

Yeah call it a day and Zzzzz

[peak delta]

when did they fix the grapple combos with katana?

wait slide uppercut isnt working anymore?

[eager trail]

I’m trying

[sinful citrus]

did the ying yan pool quest only last day and if not is it over?

[main storm]

You okay?

[versed pond]

Shouldn’t you be sleeping

[mellow kite]

Probably

https://tenor.com/view/madotsuki-yume-nikki-good-night-gn-chat-gobou-gif-1522900175627935625

Been staying up too late recently ngl

[main storm]

[versed pond]

Yea

Night lily

[versed pond]

When are you going to bed?

[main storm]

Tbh

idk

[versed pond]

Crazy

[silver shard]

That was 1 year ago

[main storm]

Pro

[main storm]

Wbu?

[silver shard]

That time I thought he was hack but I was wrong

Skill issue

He using the auto click

[versed pond]

I woke up a lil while ago

[main storm]

morning sunshine

[muted cypress]

what is this bait.

[tropic robin]

wdym bait

[versed pond]

[shy latch]

they have these random sales happen often

[safe wigeon]

🤓

She unblocked me

[spare saffron]

just a simple bait

[muted cypress]

what sale it is when you cant even buy the item

this is not 5090 is it? 😏

[tropic robin]

select the item by ticking the diamond shape

[shy latch]

you have to select the item and it should show the price

yeah

[glossy tiger]

https://tenor.com/view/skk-soukoku-bsd-bungo-stray-dogs-chuuya-gif-17253703517855643730

[versed pond]

Now block her

Before it’s too late

[safe wigeon]

Wtf

😭

It was her parents

They thought I was some weirdo

[versed pond]

Block the parents too

[safe wigeon]

[versed pond]

How they gunna disrespect my boy like that

[safe wigeon]

[versed pond]

Actually wait.. you’re not a weirdo?

[safe wigeon]

...

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1256082958461177927/1348893684678004746/togif.gif

[versed pond]

Its good advice

[safe wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/buh-buhbye-bye-funny-cat-gif-15915151935577916389

[main storm]

[safe wigeon]

Wtf is this 😭😭😭

[main storm]

bebu with flowers

[safe wigeon]

😭

[versed pond]

So how did the parents come to not think you’re a weirdo since you’ve been unblocked

[safe wigeon]

She convinced them

[versed pond]

Bro hasn’t slept

Classes

[versed pond]

[safe wigeon]

Yep

Got blocked for 5 days

[main storm]

its saturday

[safe wigeon]

💀

[versed pond]

Block her for 5 days so it’s even steven

[versed pond]

Back in the days weekend just meant extra classes

[safe wigeon]

😭

Bro playing by the rules

[versed pond]

Exactly

[safe wigeon]

Oh well

It's all good now

No more blocking

😭

[versed pond]

A shame

Me personally tho i wouldn’t let that slide

Btw if said girl is here…I’m just joking

[safe wigeon]

😭 she's not

[versed pond]

https://tenor.com/view/creepy-vsauce-smile-gif-2980605684719370270

[versed pond]

Good…def block her then

[safe wigeon]

Bro might not be trying to screw me over

[versed pond]

Yall could be having a conversation and mid conversation you just block her

She wouldn’t see that coming

[versed pond]

https://tenor.com/view/tuchimo-silent-hill-silent-hill-2-james-swole-gif-2952378743316087932

[safe wigeon]

💀 I wouldn't do that

[versed pond]

[safe wigeon]

But now I have to pick between trying to develop with a 21 year old or an 18 year old

💔

Since I thought she blocked me intentionally

[muted cypress]

is there way to change baizepedia "browser" to the browser you actually use. cause its bugged on linux. ?

[shy latch]

afaik no

[silver shard]

Time for haircut

[safe wigeon]

...

[radiant sand]

Guys, this game still have players?

I'm like 8 minutes waiting in queue

Lol

[versed pond]

Easyy

pick me

[vestal current]

anyone actually use DX12 over 11?

[safe wigeon]

no

[safe wigeon]

ew

[safe wigeon]

[main storm]

[rough sandal]

😂

[graceful basin]

Im cursed lol

Borned 4th day in month xD

444 tae 44 gold 44 silk 😄

Oiiiiiiii i got kuwumi role

[kind shale]

Better get rid of the number 4 since it brings bad luck in asian culture

[graceful basin]

Well im borned at 4th day in the month so i guess its lucky number for me

[kind shale]

coach me pls coach

[kind shale]

[safe wigeon]

。。。

[kind shale]

what I am fr

[safe wigeon]

im sea

[kind shale]

it's fine

I come sea

[stone river]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-chew-drool-gif-18334896

Playing ranked at 3am is scary

[boreal pivot]

Cars

[digital rose]

Kurumeo

[magic coral]

Yuki

Where is my ancestor Dwarf Gab

[still vessel]

Can i play with other people on mhw?

[zinc sparrow]

a

[dark coral]

mhw is multiplayer

[karmic barn]

🐐 wang lin

[safe wigeon]

I just asked a girl what brand her microwave is and she actually went to check

😭

[digital rose]

😭

[digital rose]

[deft pollen]

W

[open surge]

Yo

[kind shale]

I asked that someone a while ago

Good pick up line

[safe wigeon]

lol

[kind shale]

Gotta ask " are you breathing "

The pickup line did not work me

[safe wigeon]

oh

oh dear

😭

[safe wigeon]

sweating

[kind shale]

Uhm

Say

[kind shale]

The microwave

[safe wigeon]

.

bro is draggng me down

[kind shale]

No

Wait

Your goal is to

Successfully rizz right?

If yes then they say your eyes

If you've seen their eyes before

[kind shale]

What

Good luck rizzing the person up

Don't forget to ask if they're breathing

[safe wigeon]

bro

😭

[kind shale]

Ok wait

Let me find that one reel

1 sec

[safe wigeon]

bro i had to explain the microwave thing to her

[kind shale]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DBHIPx2IMc0/?igsh=NGdqcnpwcnZ3a2sw

There

Ez

You got it buddy

I believe

[safe wigeon]

wtf

[kind shale]

No but if you fr tryna rizz her

You gotta

Be smooth

Like buttah

[safe wigeon]

i lost at step 3

haha

[kind shale]

Well

Uhm

😭😭😭😭

[safe wigeon]

jokes

havent tried

most gorgeous woman ive seen

ever

[kind shale]

Well GO GET HER

Do your best

[safe wigeon]

also 3 years older than me

danggg

😭

[kind shale]

Not too bad

Wait

[safe wigeon]

i asked her if she likes younger men

[kind shale]

How old are you

Are you legal

[safe wigeon]

yes

LOL

[kind shale]

Oh ok then don't matter

3 yrs not too bad

If you act mature enough then age don't matter

[safe wigeon]

she said

if hes nice

[safe wigeon]

sure why not

[kind shale]

Told you

[safe wigeon]

and she has never dated before

[kind shale]

Ou

[safe wigeon]

😭

[kind shale]

Well

Good luck with that

🫡

Could be good though

It means she don't struggle with past experiences etc

Meaning she is more open

Perhaps

[lusty venture]

Hello, returning player here.
May I ask if there is still active site for glyph guide / skills?

Trying to learn about the changes on the game.

Many thanks!

[kind shale]

You could ask here https://discord.com/channels/750237703739539497/1266684432258043936
glyphs are sometimes dependent on heroes so you can ask here if you'd like!

[lusty venture]

I see, I appreciate the help!

[kind shale]

[karmic barn]

💔 gay 4 wanglin

[eager trail]

man, i come back to game and target slection is still insane in this game?? When EU server gets update on it?

[digital rose]

nah, i'm straight

[cinder flint]

I once asked "What colour is your shampoo"

[safe wigeon]

😭😭😭

[cinder flint]

That Zip not dying in the storm pissed me off to the core

[eager trail]

its the fact she is 1% , got hit by golden polesword and still survived?

ult was long gone

[weary solar]

Ah ziping, the roach

[main storm]

[amber basalt]

Zipings are forever

[eager trail]

yeah, just like queing in EU in the middle of the day

im boutta crashout

[amber basalt]

don’t blame you

[earnest barn]

This is like asking what flavor of soap is that 🤨

[earnest barn]

I will blame you today actually

[cinder flint]

Vanilla.

[earnest barn]

Soap is scented not flavored 😔

[magic coral]

Mama Kumiko will Ziping be always meta

[amber basalt]

it’s all me

[spark bison]

Not with that attitude

[cinder flint]

Vanilla...

[amber basalt]

Probably

[magic coral]

[earnest barn]

Just doubles down 😭 okok fine you win

[cinder flint]

Once upon a time a curious child

[earnest barn]

I'm going to pretend I know what you meant

7am is too early for riddles though

[cinder flint]

I ate a piece of soap as a kid

[cinder flint]

[magic coral]

Ms. Cat indeed experimental

[main storm]

[earnest barn]

I ate a cigarette when I was little and basically never touched them again because why would anyone want something so gross 🤢

[frozen trench]

@main stormgibe me da shinies

[main storm]

HUH

[frozen trench]

i want shinies

now

dont wanna wait 27

[main storm]

Don't we all

[frozen trench]

Hopefully i get atleast 1 with the hourglasses i have

i got like 140

[cinder flint]

ATE a cigarette?

[frozen trench]

Something funny

[earnest barn]

Yes

[earnest barn]

Something hilarious even

[frozen trench]

i do smoke, my mom does not, in her religion she has to lit up some cigars, like the big ones and put in the shrine thingies for the saints

spirits or wathever

[cinder flint]

Relic

[frozen trench]

But for cigars you can't just lit them up, you gotta smoke a little so the fire stay on

[cinder flint]

Incense?

[frozen trench]

So everytime she call me and ask me to help her with that lol

[cinder flint]

Cigars then

[frozen trench]

Yes

[earnest barn]

I don't but I do

[cedar plover]

stop copying him

[earnest barn]

But that is funny purple

[frozen trench]

Her religion has a thingy where she has to lit up some of those for the spirits and stuff

[cedar plover]

[frozen trench]

So she comes to me with a whole pack and be like "hey come here and smoke each of those a little pls"

[earnest barn]

😭

[frozen trench]

They gotta put it like that as an offer to their spirits or wathever

(I don't fully understand since i don't participate in that religion)

[magic coral]

Ma Mei paranoid after watching 1 horror film

[cedar plover]

I AM THE HORROR MOVIE

[eager trail]

[cedar plover]

Helloooo Lexieeee

[eager trail]

It’s giving “I’m not the emergency contact, I’m the emergency”

[cedar plover]

YESSSS

[frozen trench]

What horror movie

[cinder flint]

I want a bunny one for me

[cedar plover]

I’m in such a good mood this morning

[eager trail]

Tax day

[cedar plover]

The bloodiest most gory one

And psychologically thrilling

[versed pond]

Bruh…i used the sticker before tf?

[frozen trench]

Fuck, that sounds like the most scary movie i ever heard about

[cedar plover]

[magic coral]

eldritch abomination

[eager trail]

[frozen trench]

i haven't even watched it and i get nightmares

[cedar plover]

So..

[eager trail]

You understand

[versed pond]

?? Huh

[cedar plover]

I did it late at night and it feels like a dream so I will check my account soon

[frozen trench]

Taxes are worse then the chainsaw massacre or jason

[versed pond]

Woman don’t confuse me this morning

[frozen trench]

atleast those kill me for free lol]

[cedar plover]

But I think I got one of the cards for the event

[eager trail]

So what?

[cedar plover]

Did you just call me….WOMAN?

[eager trail]

Ooo

[versed pond]

My bad girlie

[frozen trench]

I'm eating those today

[cedar plover]

Highkey feels like a dream

[frozen trench]

very yummy

[eager trail]

[cedar plover]

Thank you thank you

[eager trail]

Fish?

[versed pond]

Woman

[frozen trench]

pork belly

[cedar plover]

Boi

[frozen trench]

With pineaple jam

peper

[versed pond]

Yes?

[frozen trench]

and lemon

[cedar plover]

I’m cutting your hair

[versed pond]

As long as you’re prepared to lose that arm

[eager trail]

Pork with pineapple jam???

[cedar plover]

And you’re getting an Afro mullet

[frozen trench]

Yes!

Its delicious

[cedar plover]

And we’re gonna dress up

And go to the mall

[versed pond]

I like my loc mullet

[eager trail]

I’m not judging

[cedar plover]

And you’re paying for everything

[versed pond]

Thank you very much

[cedar plover]

To make up for all the patience you test

[versed pond]

Naa

I’ll keep pushing my limits

[eager trail]

I’m not really a fan of pork belly

[cedar plover]

Oh and we’re gonna stop somewhere where they’re giving away puppies and you’re gonna get one cause you’re lonely

[eager trail]

(Even when I used to eat meat)

[main storm]

??

[cedar plover]

And you need a dogs life long bestie

[versed pond]

https://tenor.com/view/marvel-rivals-the-punisher-judge-jury-executioner-frank-castle-gif-12623041209064802626

[frozen trench]

Thats because american pork belly sucks

[cedar plover]

Ouuu

[frozen trench]

brazilian pork belly is supreme

[magic coral]

But granny lexie ain't you a pescestarian

[cedar plover]

But that chili sauce

[frozen trench]

Pineaple and peper jam

[versed pond]

I had 3 dogs once

Miss them to death

[cedar plover]

Would

[eager trail]

Bring that confidence to the date

[cedar plover]

Time to make it 4

[frozen trench]

Its delicious

[cedar plover]

What breed we going for, or would you prefer a mutt?

[frozen trench]

the only issue is that it ends too fast

[versed pond]

[eager trail]

Excuseee youu

[cedar plover]

It’s def spicy, right?

[frozen trench]

its sweet and spicy and the pork belly is crunchy

[eager trail]

[versed pond]

Something along a husky or german shepherd

[cedar plover]

I wouldn’t eat pork belly but I’d eat like fried chicken or sum with it

I can’t eat pork, and meat fat is my worse nightmare

[cedar plover]

Akita it is

https://tenor.com/view/akita-american-akita-dog-dog-lick-loki-gif-17370060

[magic coral]

Till this day nobody has saw Jyuda after he was capture and dragged away by granny lexie

[main storm]

[cedar plover]

[eager trail]

I’d never

[versed pond]

https://tenor.com/view/cinderella-run-away-running-away-gif-19072561

[eager trail]

He’s too precious

[frozen trench]

People make a chicken version of that using skin and breast

[eager trail]

Poe?

[versed pond]

Huh??

Women and listening

[cedar plover]

I cannot eatttt the skin

Will breast

[versed pond]

Hahahahah yess

[frozen trench]

its the best part ;-;

[leaden coral]

[cedar plover]

I have really bad acid reflux 😭

[versed pond]

I think i can speak on all of our behalfs when i say we like breast

[cedar plover]

CHICKEN

[versed pond]

[leaden coral]

[cedar plover]

….youre not helping my case Fogg.

[eager trail]

Tiffy coded

Love it

[versed pond]

Jahahah it rhe fact you knew it was from poe

Hahaha

[leaden coral]

No judgement

[versed pond]

Truee

[eager trail]

Then go

[versed pond]

Go?

[eager trail]

And stop postponing

[versed pond]

Bye cruel world

[eager trail]

[versed pond]

I have been exiled

[cedar plover]

…damn

[amber basalt]

tell him Lexie

[spark bison]

The thighs are better

[eager trail]

You animals

[versed pond]

Honestly facts

[cedar plover]

Agreed

[spark bison]

Chicken breasts can be dry ať times

[versed pond]

I like my thighs boiled

[eager trail]

He went poof earlier

[cedar plover]

The thighs are more juicy

[versed pond]

Its juicier that way

[earnest barn]

I step away for a minute

[spark bison]

You're out

[eager trail]

I like fish

[versed pond]

Bro eats fried chicken

[cedar plover]

I love fish

[versed pond]

Crazy

[amber basalt]

[spark bison]

Pan seared

[versed pond]

Boiled chicken sometimes more elite

[eager trail]

@amber basalt This too

[spark bison]

Not boiled

[versed pond]

You need to expand your horizons

[amber basalt]

Adding to our files

[eager trail]

[versed pond]

[earnest barn]

jaan knows chicken I trust he can cook

[versed pond]

So no one likes boiled chicken??

[eager trail]

Oh yeah

[versed pond]

Bruhhhb

[spark bison]

[eager trail]

Jaan cooks

[cedar plover]

I like boiled drumsticks for mole

[magic coral]

Black meat is good

[eager trail]

Food and dad jokes

[amber basalt]

I still remember when he accidentally made soup and asked me how to fix it

[cedar plover]

https://tenor.com/view/sprinkle-food52-food-decorate-mole-sencillo-gif-19596259

[earnest barn]

Bruh what does this mean

[cedar plover]

There is black meat

Black chickens

[magic coral]

Papa Jaan Shef

Pour hot water at cup noodles

[eager trail]

Nu nu

[magic coral]

The chicken black meat

[eager trail]

He’s good

[spark bison]

I turned out well in the end

[eager trail]

[versed pond]

I’m surrounded by heathens

[cedar plover]

I’ve had like Thai chickens

[eager trail]

And I know that Kumi over here bakes too

[earnest barn]

Real

[magic coral]

Baker

[cedar plover]

Boiled black chicken with herbs and rice on the side

[amber basalt]

How do i unwater the soup

[cedar plover]

Lemon grass too

[amber basalt]

[eager trail]

Missed opportunity to tell him to hydrate

[amber basalt]

[earnest barn]

I don't want to talk about this 😭 my cookies got ruined I got upset night was trash

[spark bison]

Kumi has a bakery?

[deft pollen]

😭

[versed pond]

You know whats up

[magic coral]

Papa @spark bison how to boil an soft boil egg perfectly

Mama @amber basalt How to decorate cake without turning it look like pile of 💩

[spark bison]

[versed pond]

Where my asians at

Boiled chicken supremacy

[spark bison]

8 minutes

[magic coral]

Mastershef Jaan making chicken soup in a pan

[magic coral]

You mean chicken soup

[versed pond]

[earnest barn]

Actually me last night 😔

[magic coral]

As a Asian this is the 1st time I hear someone boiling chicken

[versed pond]

Bruh

[eager trail]

This reminds me of when I started making tiramisu and realized I didn’t have the cream after I broke the eggs 😂😂

[main storm]

[eager trail]

And I was just looking at the eggs like

[spark bison]

😔

[eager trail]

[magic coral]

Filipino never boil chicken

Unless soup

[versed pond]

Yea..my bad

Where my koreans at

[eager trail]

That would be cool tbh

She could open one when she moves to you

[amber basalt]

Decorating is mostly practice ngl but your better just going for something simple if you’ve not done it much before like just filling the inside and decorating the top with a little icing or cream either around the edge or piping circles where you would want the slices to be and decorating with berries

[spark bison]

[amber basalt]

You don’t need to do too much to make it look nice

[eager trail]

And I’ll come || steal || buy goodies

[amber basalt]

[versed pond]

I do bread

[cinder flint]

She's looking a lil rough but she's mine now

[spark bison]

you'll have a siscount

[eager trail]

https://tenor.com/view/buy-buy-now-buy-it-now-gif-25006426

[versed pond]

While i have a brocount

[eager trail]

Nauur

[cedar plover]

…are you even Asian?

[eager trail]

I don’t do that

[earnest barn]

Like in my head I was thinking oh a couple cookies and some coffee awesome. Wrong kind of baking sheet?!? Got too hot burned cookies at right temp for the other one idk I gave up on them and went to sleep after that

[versed pond]

There’s just something about hot bread

[amber basalt]

Says who

[versed pond]

All the kdramas you’ve watched and you’ve not seen boiled chicken?

[eager trail]

If your friends open something, you support them

[versed pond]

[amber basalt]

[cedar plover]

You were on the right track, it’s moreso Vietnamese and people in southeast Asia’s that do that. Thai, Burmese, Hmong, etc

[eager trail]

It can be fixed today. Buy a cookie and get coffee and boom

[versed pond]

They still count as asians no?

[amber basalt]

I’m the same way even if I would try and give them a discount if it was me

[young raven]

SOMEONE MENTIONED MY PEOPLE

[cedar plover]

They eat k fried chicken and grilled mackerel, tteokboki, and hot soups, etc

[amber basalt]

Bc I wanna support you as a friend

[versed pond]

Just make sure you check after i leave the bakery

[amber basalt]

[cedar plover]

I’m saying Korea is in a different part of Asia

[amber basalt]

The doors will be locked when I see you walk up the street

[versed pond]

Sigh..ok let me be specific..old korean dramas

[versed pond]

Its still in Asia

[cedar plover]

In Southeast Asia, the boiled chicken id mentioned is moreso where you find it

[versed pond]

Forget it

[young raven]

Boiled chicken + salt + lemon is god blessed to this world

[eager trail]

Same, but if I’m coming to buy, I go “NO BESTIE, YOU ARE A BUSINESS QUEEN/KING NOW. I SUPPORT”

[versed pond]

Racist much?

[amber basalt]

Boiled chicken with the rice porridge? I can’t remember the name

[cedar plover]

Yes

[versed pond]

@main storm broo

[eager trail]

At least fog is showing interest in eating

[amber basalt]

This like let me support your dreams bestie

[cedar plover]

But is he eating??

[amber basalt]

You said to check when you left I got kids to provide for man

[young raven]

What

[spark bison]

Debatable

[versed pond]

https://tenor.com/view/loki-you-and-me-up-gif-22198058

[amber basalt]

Sam can come in and eat as much as he wants

[versed pond]

W kumiko

[cedar plover]

Is Fogg eating?

[eager trail]

Now I’m hungry

[cedar plover]

Oop, said

[versed pond]

I love food

[eager trail]

[versed pond]

Food doesn’t love me

[cedar plover]

Damn

[versed pond]

I see how it is

[eager trail]

No no

It does

[cedar plover]

Same, but I still love food

[magic coral]

Like loaf of bread?

[cedar plover]

Even if it’s one sided

[spark bison]

Hi hungry

[eager trail]

Food is good

[amber basalt]

Look I had to argue with him yesterday about biscuits not being a meal

[magic coral]

Glutton

[versed pond]

Who said i could survive on ramen for thr next month

[eager trail]

Hello unwater soup

[magic coral]

Fried food da best

Put a stick of butter

[eager trail]

OMG YES

Or hot pastry

[versed pond]

Food is a glutton i agree

[spark bison]

That's me

[eager trail]

[main storm]

??

[amber basalt]

Nvm you can eat at the bakery too saying as my husband apparently has you on a ramen budget

[eager trail]

You made me giggle

[versed pond]

The smell the texture…the day my mom baked bread when i was little..i became obsessed

[glass night]

https://tenor.com/view/good-morning-good-morning-chat-bee-rare-doodle-gif-7387689151910776550

[spark bison]

[versed pond]

Nvm

[eager trail]

Good morning beautiful ❤️

[versed pond]

He wasn’t wrong tho