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Bro is unnrivalled unranked
I remember fighting ur cyra
You
Matchmaking is aight, but it has some issues; what matters is current rank, not all rank
I don't play cyra π€ππ
U did at one point
Prolly one of the early days games
I hope you destroyed them all (in a good way, ofc)

yea hes still 1300 points above me even now xd
when u played with marko
Ahhhh, now I remember
I was testing her out ππ
You bullied my poor soul
Fabulous, ofc β€οΈ
That ain't true
Would I ever lie?
you

Yes
Would you? π€
Nah what is unrivaled?
We all need some fabulous in our lives 
bro says hes going to sleep and keeps lurking
I'm an unrivaled noob, does it count??
Of course not
isnt it like the naraka equivalent of bronze?
Yeah, definitely
The fact ur asking me proves ur unranked
Unrivaled god
How many years do you have left?
Yeah 100% u caught me
Always Lurking π₯·
The all knowing sam
Bimp pointing out they weren't flirting broke him. 
If all goes well, January next year is going to be my last exam session π
Do do in school, not until you kick the bucket, ofc
Man got humbled π

I guessed π€πππ

Although today I was ready to hit a few people π€ππππ
I have a list
Could've been my last days as a pacifist π
Can I come with next time? π€£
Nah
I should do do at the toilet 
We can practice peace
ππππ
And calmness
Violent peace π

All that zen stuff
aight stfu no one talking to your stupid ass
Jokes aside, I'm a huge fan of mindfulness and meditation π€πππ
And then grab a chocolate croissant
This you washi
I'm a huge fan of "ARE YOU READYY TO RUMBLEEE"
Yuppers
Same β€οΈ I used to meditate in the morning
I usually do it in the evenings, before sleeping
Recently less tho, as I am way more anxious and manage to concentrate less overall π€π
Then letβs take this as a sign to mediate more
Yep, definitely
Because the anxious part pressed a button for me π€£
Now that I got a bit of time that's a plan, yeah
That and a plan to improve my volleyball abilities further
Just got out of a good awful match
I wish ππ
Ahahahaha
I'm running left and right recently ππ
I learned how to play volleyball last year
No time
Been doing it wrong the whole time π€£π€£
Gotta run left and right in naraka
IVE BEEN LIVING A LIE
good exercise
That's nice!
If you need I'm giving lessons π€ππ
A little Final Fantasy instead 
Binge plays 12 hours
but all the people playing it

You just want to laugh at me π€£π€£π€£
I NEED MY FF FIX
Come play lost ark 
iβm a princess after all, i do not flirt.
Heck no
That's not true!!!
My team lost but they laughed the whole time π€£π€£
pay to win garbage game
I'm on until tomorrow morning 
I'm actually really giving beginner lessons at my uni π
I heard the song in my head π€£
The only person actually playing it π¦
All the other casuals play for an hour π¦
I find accomplishment in seeing people improve over timeπ€π
Time to be a naraka coach
The fact that someone is trying to learn smth is already commendable
I am already
Purple already gave up on it I bet
he played 2 hours
But all recent dojos were on moments that I was not there
like that was a lot smh
That sucks
π€·π»ββοΈ
Really really?
So the intro basically that's it
Yep, I was a volleyball coach, gave that up to keep playing and imprving
I'm sure you'll catch a few at some point
SIR
DAMN
Yeah basically the tutorial
I'm now employed each week to give volleyball lessons at my uni
Thatβs cool af
Mcdojo
I would ruin your coach patience π€£π€£π€£
Do they give you a whistle?
ai voleyball
It would've been if I managed to get into LNB (national league B) , but I broke my back during the tryout month, so chance lost π€ππ
painfull game ;-;
Nop, no jeed
I learned to scream π€ππ
I mean, since I kind of trained singing I can project voice pretty well π€
Oh no π¦
No straints
when you said fabulous it played in my head lmao
Bro out here training everything
Smells like poo
Now all healed up, working to get my chance again ππ
Sing
I do sports for a living π€·π»ββοΈππ
My commitment to mindless gaming is endless.
I have like 4k hours in Warframe for God knows what reason and this game is unquestionably better so.. 
Do you like coaching?
If only other people were like you π¦
Would you see it as a career?
Well, I am doing a masters degree to teach after all π€ππ
Very nice
Not coaching, teaching yes, for sure
how are your games Captain?
Fair enough. I read that word in her voice π€£
Lost already?
2 sites of marvel rivals...
In Switzerland coaching contracts are really low pay, aside national ones
what the heck
So not worth

To be fair, I can see it. Youβre very calm and you explain things very well (from what Iβve seen on the server)
I like theory crafting builds or improving on known ones it's a fixation I get carried away 
I try to be π, goal is to be helpful to everyone ππ. I'll say that sometimes I got my problems giving polite answers, but I usually manage π€ππ
I prefer others to do the theorycrafting π
And teaching itself is an art, in my opinion. Iβve met a lot of people that know the subject very well but they canβt get through people so they could actually make them understand and teach them something.
We all have that. Thereβs no such thing as infinite patience
Yeah, explaining something to someone that knows it and to someone that has no clue what we are talking about are two completely different things π€ππ
Yep, sadly
Boooooooo
But then again, it's good π€, if we were all always patient and collected it would get really boring to interact with people π€π€
Entirely fair but it is the main draw for something like Final Fantasy, Warframe, Path of Exile 2, Witcher or really any type of rpg for me. Big numbers go brr thing
That and some people need to learn what limits are.
That's fair people like what they like
Or boundaries, if you wanna call them that
Then again, being calm can be just for yourself to not gather negative energy
Definitely ππ
Yep, that!

Being like a bamboo growing in the middle of a river, ever bending but not breaking from the power of the waterπ
How come you meditate in the evening? Helps you sleep?

Exactly
Collect toughts and reset my mental after a day π€π. I got no issues sleeping , but I like to be calm and in controlπ€, so I usually meditate to collect my thoughts and lose up from anxiety and tension overall π€
So more like a conclusion to your day where you collect everything and let go of any negative feelings/energy. Makes sense π€ I used to do it in the noting because I felt like it gave a good strat to it and kept me focused
Yep, exactly
It's usually either guided meditation or self meditation with nature sounds, specifically woods, since I always found that being alone in the woods was insanely calming π€ππ
(grew up on a mountain for context π€ππ )
So much reading
Sryy π π π π π
You said this just in case I found it creepy? π€£
Iβll try meditating in the evening once since you got me curious
Why would mountain sounds be creepy ππ€
Tell me how it goes π€ππ
Oh, I usually use rain sounds if itβs self meditationπ€£
Thatβs what you do in a chat, Will
You read and reply

Nooooo way

I kind of associate it with horror in the context of a person being alone there and leisure if weβre talking about 2+ people
Oh, I see π€
I canβt read what youβre saying with a straight face because of that pfp π€£
Like, being alone in the woods would scare me to the core
Im just a silly guy
its kinda calming ngl
Iβm imagining you with that face (kind of) π€£π€£
Do you listen to nature sounds too?
What do i look like in the mind of luh mochi
nah i just listen to people yap on naraka
nature dont make a lotta sounds round here lmao
Even when they look like this?
dont lose next time
@dim walrus
Bro lives in the enchanted forest
Nah, used to π€ππ
Now, see..Being her with people - amazing β€οΈβ€οΈ Alone? nope nu nopey no nu no
I see π€ππ
Fair
It was my teammate they stayed by the realm and I was trynna leave BUT THEY STAYED BY THE REALM
ever gotten lost in the woods at night? π
so I came back to help fight
Sounds like ur making up excuses
I had almost won my fight then my teammate died so I got boolied
But but but
have you fought against akeilo before 
Yeah
He runs from me
Itβs beautiful btw
HAVE YOU FOUGHT AGAINST TWO AKEILOS
I am the master
Heβs mean
AT ONCE

Kumi loses to sam...

is all u need to know
Agreed 

I was fighting his teammate so I had a chance and almost won
ALMOST
then I got tag teamed
Get your pookie I wanna witness him lose his mind in bingo

It was indeed, when I went there for my hike I thought to have been transported into lord of the rings eorld
@main storm
Wooo πππ€―
And thatβs why we like you here
@main storm
Where is that
can i play bingo after pupwalk?
π

Romania
@main storm

It on Roblox idk if you haves it but if you do Yus

@main storm
Added to my list of places to visit asap 
Awwww
That warms my heart
Beautiful place π€·π»ββοΈπ
I learning how to mark 6 cards 

And if all people are like you, 10 out of 10 place π€ππ
like a true viking i wanna visit everywhere
Sweat
Stop it
just minus the violence

I always think the arma are tge mouth
I can barely do 3 almost burned a hole through my glasses trying to see better

And it has that rick and morty mouth or something

U mean control them? π€

thatβs why i swapped back to three but i was on earlier and was doing ok
You didnβt have to do Morty like that ππ
If I could I would win way more 
Lmaoooo
zalupa
):
I had 1 left and someone called bingo
It was because it was night time

Okok, so u are trying to shuffle the deck in a way that keeps those cards in specific positions π€ππ
I suddenly understood Sam
If you need I got Ur back there π€πππ
Yesssss keep that win rate down
For the cards
rip
thank you
what you tryna get?
No cause fr 
uh huh
how many opened lol

Hehehehehehehehehehehehe
Itβs okie hop on with me and weβll get some wins
Skeskeskeske
60
Yo?
Thought youβd never ask 
oof
Not the gremlin laugh 
Already on
112 lol
Yh?
give me 2 mins to run upstairs
528 draconic and i still dont have all extreme
Bingo
They were calling for you and i wanted to feel apart of the team
Oh now you wanna come to life 
I ANSWERED YOU AND U SAID NOTHING

You tell him
how dare he ignore you
You join too
Okie dokie

i downloaded it just cause i
you
Oh that was my fault I didnβt see it till now 
YH YH IT IS YOUR FAULT
IT WAS YPUR FAULT
Okey 
IT IS YOUR FAULT
coward
@mint magnet u joining?
za Π½Π°ΡΠΈΡ
i wish we could exchange the trial cards for something else if we already own it π

These better be nice words
You can.
For tae.
I have more but not from the mountains tho
Not on my phone at least
join
They are very pleasant
Poo
No, sir. More people should be like you
lol
I will sound old af but
uwu
Iβm about to go do laundry π€£
Owo
And?
Π±ΠΎΠ»ΡΡΠΈΠ΅ Π±ΡΠ±ΠΈΡΡ Π² ΠΈΠ³ΡΠ΅ Π½Π°ΡΠ°ΠΊΠ° ΠΊΡΠΏΠΈΡΡ
Gloomy (sometimes), solitary and crazy? π€ππ
WDYM AND?
Solidarity is nice sometimes
And everybody is crazy nowadays
I can join you in the gloomy part
But in a fabulous way ofc
Being a solitary person? π€ππ
Ofc
That being said, it's time for me to sleep π΄π΄ good night everyone! (Or good day, depending on the time zone)
Ye i did n unfortunately skipped my birth control
Poop
OKAY SO WHY COULDN'T YOU TYPE THAT IN ONE SENTENCE
Big buds?
Like bugs?
Goodnight 
boobs
Oh
sorry
@amber basaltok i am back. angel wanted to wander
oof rip
Shut up
Lemme in now
@main storm ping me when u do
My beloved
Iβm about to drive
But donβt give up on me please π₯Ή
@amber basalt
Drivin aint that hard π
i love how this is an actual voiceline for tarka Ji, but writing anything even remotely close is banned
let alone basic things like : or similar
you need to let your emotions out or theyβll come out
Thats Naraka for you 
The closet?
Congrats buddy, you're coming out the closet for once
OHHHHHH PLEAAAAAASE
STAAAAAY BY MEEEEEEE DIANAAAAAAAAAA
OHHHHHH PLEAAAAASE DIANAAAAAA
Valda saying whaleshite just not to say "You suck"

Did u lose?
that badly
you lost ur sanity?
lets go
Got black n white pfp gang and colourful pfp gang
Nah
Two games away from GM

Suddenly I appreciate everything around me
Truly liberating
bro i got paid so life is great
DIANA
iβm princess isha
My version of that would be "my dad got paid so life is great"

im glad he gives you money
Check it

for laundry?
I am at work young man
Bro included everyone
Also listened to that yesterday
Na he don't give me money
He give me stuff
Look how prettay
π€
xd
π
Paul Anka sung Put Your Head On My Shoulder??
Bro sounds way older in this
Get back to bingo

im never making 2x spicy noodles again
my mango! 
Weak
Too spicy?
i bet if u try it u gonna do the same thing doggy
heβs on the toilet sending this
LMFAO
nah
Never that
yes you are LMFAOO
not yet
buns on fire
Play bingo with us?
always that
yes bro
i eat everything with some chili powder
but this
is JUST
OVERDOSEEE
soon
I'm actually going to shower and sleep bruh
give you $10 in your currency fr
Worked too long today, work too early tomorrow
Its 7pm bruh
And I work at 5am
This lil shit
its not in stock
Bro is lying about a shower
Liar liar pants on fire

Best time to work
Do you love exploding at the toilet?
I in fact have lactose intolerance
I thought you didnβt work Friday?
I do it oftenly
@mellow kite
God forbid a girl shits
Plus idgaf abt tmi when it comes to u
I hope u get uncomfortable
LMAOOO
wym
not in stock?
so we just saying anything
U dont shit bro ?
Same but lactose is so good, I love ice cream with all my heart 
Real
did not think the day would come where i am asked if i shit
nahhhhh
U need a doctor
oh those are clean
Exactly
I thought I was off 
Then there's my yesstyle cart too
But it's Saturday
wtf is a yesstyle
Time to share my cart cus of that now
Called it bro isnt taking no shower stinky ass
Like a sephora
yo wtf money is that
But for asian products
Uh huuuuu im sure
Cus korean skincare go hard
Euros
yeah im a dude an i dont do allat lmao
And flowerknows has my heart
Ye ik
I been seeing their stuff so much and Iβm about to cave
have you tried
now hear me out here
closing ur eyes?
So that means you cant shower?
Now why would I do that
Whats up yall get robbed?
U see that highlighter.
U see that blush.
U see that lipgloss stick?
Cave.
If u can't see their stuff
And miss the pretties
u wont buy their stuff
Itβs pink Iβm sold
Ain't that a bit much?
fuck this shi im goin gay. women aint affordable for me
Idc
Not enough i fear
ππ
Okay brb
They just released a new collection
Strawberry cupid
Soooo good

why girls like expensive things
Cus we like being pretty
quality over quantity
Dafuq
my exe wanted a $300 cat tree π
they also make women products very expensive
worth it
HELL NAH
Ye pink tax is a thing
So youre getting off?
of course it is
itβs cool, useful and my cats love it
worth it ngl
donβt worry i settled for a $200 one instead
not as cool but does it
anything for the kitty
so worth it with the one i got
my life i wish i can give fr
Hey there, me love you long time for zai star skin
Bro just doesn't have a pet
yeah i have bad experiences with buying girls things
i'm getting poppy a water fountain next month

I read that as poopy..
LOL
what kinda dog is that?
A hungry one
π
YESSS send picture?
no worries buy me things and iβll make it worse experience 
when I get it
lost a lot of money to one chick on naraka, aint happenin again π
You booking clients behind mokìs back!?
Absolutely not
Cheerflor @keen pasture
LMFAOO
I prolly know who that is tbb lmaooo
yay!
you said i was the side , i said give me money you didnβt reply , go back to your wife
grrah
You got the roles reversed, I dun fk for free
PAUSE
LMFAO
you right she did you so wrong⦠me , i would never ask for naraka skins
only marvel rivals
it wasnt naraka skins
cold hard cash
She sucks
π
donβt piss me off with your forehead right now
The heck u just say to me
scarlet witch enjoy 101
Almost there
so send money tf
you come to me while your wife starving at home right?
so do what youβre told and gimmie my monneeeyyy
yeah dont edate on naraka guys
Hell nah
We need couple therapy out here
shit i mean even fortnite better
Was it an Xbox girl?
no
@main storm
i could ping her rn if im feelin villianous
@main storm
@glass night
I did it for u
i got u buddy
Knees
LMFAOOOOO
sheesh
i wouldnβt rob him and stay in the server
thatβs dumb as all hell
Cap
actually true
What
yeah dont date girls that get paid to go on dates with people one league of legends
and naraka
Bro.
She been milking me dry
first mistake league of legends
I got no dough left
WOAH
i met her on naraka
true
i dont play league lmao
should've done tft instead
Still hasnt taken his shower
We're just gonna slide by that??
...
I DONT PLAY LEAGUE
alright so tag her
I SWEAR ON MY MOMMAS MOMMA
nah donβt
I am out of the shower sir
whoβs problem is that?
they nice?
Ready to lose LP?
go make my money and come back
Freedom can't lose
The red tint adds 3 points 7 outta 10
tell chat how you met the lovely girl
giving thousands to a naraka girlfriend probably the craziest shit i ever done
thatβs passing iβll take it
i met her on spirit well lmao
okay how you met her
True american
Tf
Trust, there's worse
Ain't no way
the whole story man
talked for a lil while, and then went straight for it dawg
Stinkkkkyyyyyyu pu
i know⦠it should of been US dammit
Frrrr
π
Stolen valor
They all want funds, son
what you spent thousands on?
Get me out the hoood
watch ya mouth not all of us
lowkey ruined my life over a naraka girlfriend
i agree
Are you a huzz?
Yo
leave your wife first
Bruh
Send me some loot boxes
LMFAO MF
gave her money for a cat tree, a pc, and a lotta fekin food. (according to her atleast)
"Food"
i mean i trusted her, but idk lol
And she gave youuuuu?
AYO
Was she secrely married?
the food is a dead giveaway not gonna lie
On that note u send me a pc
it always starts with food
I'll make you a naraka god
Ngl my first girlfriend was broke, and the second was rich
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I will personally coach you until you're as good as me
What about the 3rd?
For Christmas she spent like $1500 on me
ive murdered ya before moka
who did she main on naraka?
No third yet
YET
rumi
im telling her u just said yet
yup
my man already planning his escape
WHAT
π
Rookie mistake buddy
I've killed tryhard. Your point?
dont be saying "yet"
Not in stock
lol
Dropping banger after banger
and what you spent on her that year?
I didn't say third ex, I said third girlfriend
It should be illegal to be this cool, Sam
U siad yet
Uhhhhhh a lot
I ordered her food like everyday
yeah that was also my first ever "relationship"
didnt really know better
HE JUST HUMBLED MOKA
Granted I ordered myself food too but
he stopped a moka flex
Still
+1
Not even close

deadahh LMFAO
U just defeated the whole point
capping captain
How to say βI shall not be humbledβ but make it Moki
lmfao
Shower
wait how old are you?
But HOW
oh god
This. Please donβt do this.
Out of all the good naraka players I'm probably the most humble
I'm constantly memeinf and calling myself ass
U didn't buy her food
U bought you food
and she got something
smh
I also don't get scammed by egirls
So no way I'd get beaten by someone that falls for that
hey im polite, i never said she scammed me
Bruh
I'd just overhold the blue into a combo
βi donβt go back and forth with people who clearly donβt understand the game like meβ
Am I just gonna WATCH HER EAT?
Bruh u got scammed
@eager trail i was close
I mean dont act like u bought her tons of food for her
when u just bought urself food
and got her something as well
smh
I heard him
I heard the voice
The voice of the moka
oh youβre young and dumb explains it
π€£
BUT THAT'S ACTUALLY JUST GETTING BOTH OF US FOOD
bro had to add the dumb part
Yes
wild
THATS EXACTLY WHAT I SAY
here we go
well u didnt buy her tons of food then did u

u got you food
Sephiroth just showed up and saved me. Just thought you should know 
and her was an extra
NOT true, I fear
What happened to well thought gifts?
U fear?
Don't start with me

I play with tou don't I
I'm afraid, you're WRONG
i was off a bit though aww dangit
of course toss toss
naraka girls are very scary ngl
hmm
Not all of you
Fuck spicy noodles again
you went through it young and not at 24 years old
Some of you are crazy, some are REALLY stupid
What happened?
Some are smart and funny
as dadddy should of course! 
This time from the toilet
Not me right?
10 ice cubes
and im also not sober and very broke at age 18, i would rather do it at 24 when my brain fully developed lmao
1 liter of water
Depends on perspective
Thatβs the beauty of being a human being
We all have a lil crazy in us
you play with me because your skill level is the same as mine. thatβs not being humble thatβs being appropriate
4 gums
It becomes an issue when all we have is crazy π€£
no you would not . you donβt know what youβre saying
Tickle him to death
you can bounce back
finna take a forever nap if any woman tries to approach me ever
Pg18
i ainβt touching those feet hell nah
Okay bro
interesting mods
I will approach u
I don't think the current president approves
ur not even old enough
pause
If you donβt mind, Iβd like to say something. Itβs the age. Thereβs nothing broken about you, youβre beautiful the way you are. Just look around and learn what needs to be learned so you become better. Life truly gets better if you hold on and work on yourself β€οΈ
bros 15
lol fun fact I was a mod for Jynxi befor he got famous XD
Youβre not broken, youβre learning
Feet
Live and learn
Hanging on the edge of tomorrow
im tryna learn lol. life is lifing tho






