💬┃general-chat

[dark leaf]

wild

[cinder flint]

I also have

[versed pond]

hello nobody now

[eager trail]

Jesus Christ

[dark leaf]

[eager trail]

Lmfao

😂

[dark leaf]

Hi

[cinder flint]

6 cats
7 dogs
8 birds
20+ bunnies (lost count)
15 fishes

[amber basalt]

[leaden coral]

Holyyyy

You have a farm?

[cinder flint]

No

[leaden coral]

That's so many animals

[cinder flint]

The bunnies reproduce too often

I mean like..

Good dinner...

[leaden coral]

Like bunnies?

[cinder flint]

[cinder flint]

Ye

[leaden coral]

[glass night]

https://tenor.com/view/isha-arcane-yippie-isha-arcane-gif-10795424432320319210

yes

[leaden coral]

[cinder flint]

I know how to cook rabbit well

So

[glass night]

MURDER

WOW

[leaden coral]

[cinder flint]

WE CANT SELL THEM ALL

[glass night]

why would you do that?

[eager trail]

@glass night Hope you’re blowing people away today

[cinder flint]

I WOULD HAVE AN ARMY

[eager trail]

[cinder flint]

OF RABBITS

THE AMOUNT OF ANIMALS THAT I HAVE IS ALREADY ILLEGAL

[leaden coral]

https://tenor.com/view/cops-police-sirens-catching-crminals-what-you-gonna-do-gif-22472645

How much space do u guys have

[glass night]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-blush-gif-25289516

[cinder flint]

Yeah and thats why we have a front door

[leaden coral]

Must be a lot for all those animals

[dark leaf]

Isn't this from magi?

[glass night]

from a beautiful beauty like yourself, my day has finally been made better

[cinder flint]

Well we have a front yard which is where the goat stays from time to time
Then we have some land behind the house (idk how to explain this) and thats where the rest stays

[glass night]

you kill them?!

my people

[cinder flint]

The cats stay outside they dont like being inside

[dusky sorrel]

[glass night]

you kill my people

set them freee

[cinder flint]

• im allergic to fur

[spark bison]

hmmm

[leaden coral]

I see. Must be nice to have so many pets

[glass night]

have no idea it’s super cute and i needed to show lexie my love

[dusky sorrel]

[dark leaf]

💀

[eager trail]

[dusky sorrel]

[spark bison]

[cinder flint]

IIII dont kill them
Someone else does..

[eager trail]

Hello Seekie ❤️

[cinder flint]

[leaden coral]

I'm also allergic to cats

[dusky sorrel]

hiiiii how are u todayy

[glass night]

you allow the murder of my people

[cinder flint]

Ye i should not have these many animals but who cares

🗣‼️

[glass night]

real?

[cinder flint]

IM SORRY

[glass night]

you and shioon are the first on our list when it comes to the revolution

[dark leaf]

what?

[cinder flint]

Pigs will have to learn to fly first

[glass night]

https://tenor.com/view/snowball-rocksideroad-angry-gif-20767247

[cinder flint]

MY NEIGHBOUR

HAS TWO PIECES OF LAND

W COWS

and he had a pig idk what happened to that

[glass night]

what kind of animals do you have hostage?

[eager trail]

I’m good. Going to grab some sexy sushi

How are you?

Hope your day is nice

[leaden coral]

Good morning Seekie

[leaden coral]

I love cows

[cinder flint]

WDYMMMM

[cinder flint]

Ye ud love my island

[eager trail]

Me

I’m in the back

[leaden coral]

It aint a crime until you're caught

[cinder flint]

just omw to school i had traffic

[eager trail]

[glass night]

you stated on december 14th, you have many animals it should be illegal

[cinder flint]

Bcs of cows.

[leaden coral]

What island is that

[eager trail]

With the dangerous boys

[cinder flint]

They're not hostage

[eager trail]

And a donkey

[glass night]

no reason at all but which ? please be specific

[cinder flint]

Terceira

[spark bison]

What about me?

[amber basalt]

January

[glass night]

https://tenor.com/view/important-information-take-note-chat-take-note-chat-gif-9439022762431230740

[amber basalt]

Your as dangerous as a ball of floof

[eager trail]

Jaan…

[glass night]

LMAOO ahhh i understand this intellectual level

[eager trail]

[spark bison]

[cinder flint]

??? They're not hostage they're my pets

[amber basalt]

[glass night]

i shall free you! too pretty to be locked away and hidden

[glass night]

W pets that are not known

what kind of animals do you have?

[spark bison]

[cinder flint]

Cats dogs birds fishes bunnies and my goat

[spark bison]

demons

[glass night]

send fishies please i love fishes

[cinder flint]

I used to have chicken

N a rooster

[amber basalt]

Mollie maybe yeah but Lexie is a good girl

[dark leaf]

skill issue

[cinder flint]

Cooking dinner

[glass night]

mmm, interesting

[dark leaf]

my cat is the most chill cat ever

[glass night]

A chef?! fantastic!

[dark leaf]

and shes a baby

[cinder flint]

I have to
Dad needs to eat

[dusky sorrel]

sushiiiiii enjoy plzz

[spark bison]

[leaden coral]

Oh wow it barely shows on the map. How do you like living there

[cinder flint]

[dusky sorrel]

Morning Lagging san nice to meet you OvO

[amber basalt]

So she doesn’t take after you

[versed pond]

@main storm cough cough

Degeneracy movement

[dusky sorrel]

[dark leaf]

Me and you

outside

[leaden coral]

Nice to meet you too!

[cinder flint]

YE I MENTIONED THAT B4 ON THE XBOX TALK LMFAO
it's pretty nice honestly

[amber basalt]

[amber basalt]

Hai seekie

[amber basalt]

I don’t fight the elderly

[dark leaf]

scared ur gonna lose

[amber basalt]

No im scared i’ll hit you and your dentures will come out

[shy scaffold]

i also told kumi i would stand in for her one one occasion XD

[dark leaf]

Scared ur gonna get ur ass beat

[amber basalt]

I’m saving that

[cinder flint]

U talk like my dad

[dark leaf]

Maybe I am ur father

Juna I am ur father

[amber basalt]

By who

[cinder flint]

No hes black

[dark leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/darth-vader-i-am-father-star-wars-gif-15444478

[cinder flint]

And he's

Here

[dark leaf]

so am I

1/4 black

[cinder flint]

@eager trail

[dark leaf]

I AM YOUR FATHERRRR

[cinder flint]

NO HE BLACK BLACK

[dark leaf]

< me

see

u saying thats not black black?

[eager trail]

Real

[dark leaf]

sus

[eager trail]

What

[glass night]

https://tenor.com/view/black-clover-charmy-anime-girl-chica-gif-20174821

[cinder flint]

Befriend shioon

U both hit the gym

[glass night]

not real math

[cinder flint]

Talk the same

[dark leaf]

what u want??

[cinder flint]

Wateva

[eager trail]

Why

[cinder flint]

Why not

[dark leaf]

see im telling u

I AM

[cinder flint]

Why do u question things

[dark leaf]

YOUR FATHERRRR

[glass night]

you’re no mathematician to be stating math like that

[cinder flint]

You schizo

[amber basalt]

[dark leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/nerd-ackchyually-actually-gif-11156171

[eager trail]

Me question you because you scary child

[leaden coral]

I knoww but you didn't say where

[shy scaffold]

talking to shioon is like talking to the know your meme site

[glass night]

LMFAOOOO

[amber basalt]

[cinder flint]

The only thing u should question is the numbers that show up every time u step on a weight scale

[spark bison]

sorry calamari

🦑

[amber basalt]

Who is calamari

[dark leaf]

His side pioece

pioece

omg

PIECE

[cinder flint]

"Middle of nowhere" pretty much accurate

[dark leaf]

there we go

[leaden coral]

You will regret it

[amber basalt]

Jaani did you have your nap today

[spark bison]

is that a rhetorical question

[dark leaf]

@spark bison I appreciate u staying up for me last night baby

[eager trail]

Dad get buff

[amber basalt]

Yeah it lost the effect after you spelt it wrong the second time

[dark leaf]

ur so pretty

[amber basalt]

Ggs

[main storm]

Why is bro stalking me?

[amber basalt]

[amber basalt]

I know

[spark bison]

It's a squid

[eager trail]

Only thing I regret is not getting my BBQ ribs back in 04

[amber basalt]

I’m aware

[spark bison]

Hi aware

[amber basalt]

Your fish boi squids

[leaden coral]

https://tenor.com/view/peepofat-gif-24867194

[cinder flint]

😒

[amber basalt]

Jaanathan

[cinder flint]

As if ur not already buff

Who u tryna impress

🤨

[eager trail]

Who you think?

[leaden coral]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-lick-conk-conky-kitty-gif-18021368

[eager trail]

There's literally one person that I try to impress

[amber basalt]

[cinder flint]

Cat

[cinder flint]

Better be me

[eager trail]

HELL NO

[cinder flint]

THEY STARTED FIGHTIJG

[cinder flint]

BETTER BE ME SO U CAN CARRY ME OFF THE CAR

WHEN I FALL ASLEEP

[eager trail]

YOU OLD NOW

[desert musk]

@eager trail stfu

[eager trail]

Ya mama

Anyways

[desert musk]

U have no life frrd

Frr

[eager trail]

Fuck no

[spark bison]

[leaden coral]

[cinder flint]

Wow u aint like that nomo huh

[desert musk]

@leaden coral @spark bison @eager trail u all have 0 life

[cinder flint]

ICU

[leaden coral]

Who are you??

[desert musk]

Anyone k ow how to spell intisteng

[spark bison]

that's crazy

[versed pond]

Why not

[amber basalt]

What on earth

[leaden coral]

What

[eager trail]

Child I'm getting buff so me and momma can go on a walk yeah

[leaden coral]

Interesting?

[amber basalt]

Instigating?

[desert musk]

Yh

[cinder flint]

Walk ?

[eager trail]

Yep

[cinder flint]

Im talking w my dad mr

[spark bison]

Take a breather

[leaden coral]

[eager trail]

"Fuck of"

[amber basalt]

You beat me too it

[eager trail]

That's funny to me

[leaden coral]

Please try to refrain from excessive cursing

[eager trail]

Oh I been trying my hardest to buddy

[leaden coral]

Do you know that guy lol

[cinder flint]

"As a poetrist i find every grammar mistake funny"

[cinder flint]

No

[eager trail]

Nope

[amber basalt]

And being toxic to chat members for no reason

[leaden coral]

Oh lmao i thought he was ur friend

Buddy is unhinged

[eager trail]

I'm not on discord dude I'm a father

[amber basalt]

That’s what I thought at first too ngl

[leaden coral]

Came in here talkin shit and asking how to spell

[eager trail]

I'm only here because of daughter

[leaden coral]

[eager trail]

@shy latch anything to defend yourself ma’am?

[amber basalt]

Buddy probably doesn’t even meet the minimum age requirement to be here

[cinder flint]

El oh el

[leaden coral]

We hear ur kind of cracked at the game tho

[eager trail]

Been cracked at games since 92

Nothing new to me

[cinder flint]

Ahut up

[eager trail]

Everything went to shit when I had a kid

[cinder flint]

IM NOT

BRO

[eager trail]

Now my bones hurt

[cinder flint]

🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

[leaden coral]

[cinder flint]

talking as if u birthed me

[eager trail]

I did

[leaden coral]

[cinder flint]

Alright bro

[eager trail]

You came out me bum

[cinder flint]

Disregarding the dead's work aint cool

[spark bison]

[eager trail]

She'll agree if she was here and yk it

[cinder flint]

Nuh uh

[earnest barn]

[cinder flint]

She'd scold u

[earnest barn]

What tf is this chat rn family therapy for these two or something 😭

[cinder flint]

No this is fine we joke abt it

[eager trail]

Just enjoy reading

[cinder flint]

Better to joke than to cry

[eager trail]

If therapy doesn't work once it's not gonna work twice

[eager trail]

I am crying

[cinder flint]

U dont cry

Pipe

[eager trail]

I do

[spark bison]

hows ranked going

[cinder flint]

When u eat chicken

[eager trail]

Because you're a bully

See

Bully

[eager trail]

Didnt play any. Im locked in Aion private server

You?

[spark bison]

haven't played

[amber basalt]

Their holding you hostage?

[amber basalt]

[eager trail]

Look at my cute char

Wait I have question for naraka game

[cinder flint]

U RAISED ME ??

[eager trail]

We dont talk about naraka here

[earnest barn]

[amber basalt]

[eager trail]

Me ask daughter

[earnest barn]

We don't actually play that tf

[eager trail]

No I didnt

[cinder flint]

He's stupid hes gonna believe u

[eager trail]

Bro thinks its naraka discord

Icant

[amber basalt]

The answer is $4.99

[shy scaffold]

except its true. people barely talk in general about naraka lol

[eager trail]

Not really

[amber basalt]

Tbf I would answer the question

[shy scaffold]

im just glad its not the one rivals conversation for the 100th time right now

[earnest barn]

No like legit most of the active people here don't really play or talk about Naraka

[cinder flint]

Wow activated smart mode

[amber basalt]

But yeah we like to Yap here

[spark bison]

you certainly do

[eager trail]

Ahapti is right tho

[earnest barn]

So real

[amber basalt]

You have more messages than me

[amber basalt]

[spark bison]

damn bro you fell off

[amber basalt]

Your sleeping outside tonight

[eager trail]

It happens on occasion

[spark bison]

my what

[eager trail]

Kumiko’s fell off gotta be studied

[amber basalt]

you’re sleeping outside tonight

[spark bison]

oh

nice

[eager trail]

Finally no gorilla snoring

[amber basalt]

It’s -3

[spark bison]

not in Miami

[amber basalt]

No Blankie

[amber basalt]

We ain’t in Miami

[amber basalt]

[eager trail]

Now he is

[spark bison]

Not in saint José

[eager trail]

Not in Celestra

Nor Shipwreck

[earnest barn]

San Jose CA? 🤣

[amber basalt]

Why you so sassy at 7pm on a Tuesday

[shy scaffold]

sleeping outside here is gambling whether you see tomorrow

also every time i look out my window it hurts my eyes

[eager trail]

Racoons gonna eat me alive?

[amber basalt]

That’s why he sleeps in the back garden

[shy scaffold]

snowblindness is real

[spark bison]

I meant Sao Jose

[cinder flint]

No they're gonna warm u up

[amber basalt]

Just your toes

[earnest barn]

Bruh is all over the place 😭

[eager trail]

Thats eat, Im going to sleep outside today

[shy scaffold]

theyre too busy hiding from the wolves and coyotes

[amber basalt]

Mr international over here

[eager trail]

Or you eat the raccoons

[cinder flint]

Goats do that if u dip ur feet in salted water

[eager trail]

Its cool, didn’t like em anyway

[cinder flint]

SROP BEING A BIGBACK

DINNER IS ALMOST DONE

DAMN

[amber basalt]

[amber basalt]

What about your pinky finger?

[shy scaffold]

oh fun fact: if you lose your pinky toe you have to relearn how to walk

[earnest barn]

Fr

[spark bison]

Wouldn't you like to know weatherboy

[eager trail]

You either eat or be eaten child

[cinder flint]

Timing

[broken oyster]

AT 2PM???

[cinder flint]

You're concerning

[cinder flint]

It's 6pm

[azure bone]

🎉 | LeafyTheAlien leveled up!

[eager trail]

7pm Friday

95 degrees

[eager trail]

https://tenor.com/view/guardians-of-the-galaxy-rocket-raccoon-annoyed-pissed-gif-12673501

[cinder flint]

I AINT GOT NO MAN AND NO MAN AINT GOT ME

[broken oyster]

Not for me. Lmao

[eager trail]

I ain't got no daughter and no daughter ain't got me

[cinder flint]

[shy scaffold]

so youre not her dad then? KUMI GET HIM

[eager trail]

Zaddy

[broken oyster]

Whats even happening 😳

[cinder flint]

STOP WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN EVERY TIME

[amber basalt]

It’s 8 degrees Celsius and currently cloudy the forecast for tonight is about a 25% chance of rain from 9pm onwards until around 6am tomorrow morning where we will update you

[cinder flint]

ON REVERSE 1999 SERVER THEY ALSO WANT MY DAD

[eager trail]

I'm going to delete this app

[cinder flint]

[cinder flint]

No

[spark bison]

heh

[eager trail]

I have to consider it now

[amber basalt]

[amber basalt]

[broken oyster]

[amber basalt]

You have 2 minute to discuss with the council

[eager trail]

Me a dad just unwillingly a dad

[cinder flint]

😮‍💨

[eager trail]

Council of yappington - yip yap and yup

[cinder flint]

He's lying trust

He better be or he's not having dinner

[amber basalt]

Understandable have a nice day sir

[amber basalt]

Jaan Washi and sam

[eager trail]

Or you're not having dinner

[cinder flint]

FUCK YEAH

[eager trail]

I can just stop buying things

[cinder flint]

FUCK NO

‼️

[eager trail]

No more plushy

No more Nike

[cinder flint]

Im farting on ur pillow

[eager trail]

Good thing I use step mommas ass as a pillow

[cinder flint]

STOP PG13

DELETE THAAAR

[eager trail]

What about Honey pack?

[eager trail]

Thats a win win situation, what

[spark bison]

in your dreams, sugar

[eager trail]

You might be a child so I'm not answering that question

In fact Im getting into unc era

[spark bison]

what does unc mean

[amber basalt]

[cinder flint]

Concerning

[eager trail]

Uncle

[amber basalt]

Uncle bb

[spark bison]

oh

i'm an uncle

[eager trail]

Hi unc

Im unc too

[amber basalt]

Old ahh

I mean

[earnest barn]

Bruh says inappropriate shit to his own kid and tells someone else in the server I'm not answering that you might be a kid I'm dead

[eager trail]

As long as u are closer to ur 30s than 20s

[amber basalt]

Oh

[eager trail]

Oh ofc I'll say the most insane shit to my daughter

I mean

It's my kid she is me

[cinder flint]

We do this to each other

Im

Him

[earnest barn]

You might just be a bad parent 😭

[cinder flint]

He is me

[cinder flint]

No

[eager trail]

Wow I see

[cinder flint]

I rly dont mind it

Its just

[eager trail]

I'm just a bad dad now

[cinder flint]

Yall

[eager trail]

At least we know bro is not another Dr Disrespect

For being real with my kid

Boo hoo

Boooo hooo

Me so sad

[cinder flint]

Stop

[earnest barn]

I mean we don't though js 😭

[eager trail]

True

Dawg I have a wife wtf

Juna might be minor

[earnest barn]

For not having boundaries with them yeah. Shit is weird

[cinder flint]

Juna 18

Can we stop

[eager trail]

No there are huge boundaries that we don't cross

Fresh meat

[spark bison]

@earnest barn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFCeyB4pT78&t=100s

[earnest barn]

😭 sure buddy

[eager trail]

Whats that all the movement back there

[cinder flint]

I asked yall to stop

🙏

[spark bison]

what

[eager trail]

Back arch

On the thumbnail

[spark bison]

[eager trail]

Freaky jaan

[earnest barn]

Freaky ahh family

[cinder flint]

😮‍💨

[spark bison]

chill now

[cinder flint]

Ye pls

[eager trail]

Lmao

Can we nuke entire naraka server again?

I know it was jaan tho

[earnest barn]

fr

[eager trail]

Stop pretending

[earnest barn]

Out of pocket shit gets screenshot for server lore you know this jaan. They the freaky ahh father and daughter now

[eager trail]

I remember when jaan used to rizz all the huzz

[cinder flint]

Dad just started talking on the server n now he staining my imagine

Ffs

😔

(Im not srs)

[eager trail]

You is him

[cinder flint]

ye
But i wouldn't have said that if it wasn't him

[earnest barn]

[eager trail]

At least I'm not tom Brady and kiss my kid on the lips

[eager trail]

Bro typed that faster before anyone got to read the previous mssg

[cinder flint]

🙏

[eager trail]

Slight crashout

[cinder flint]

Ew
Anyway go eat

We play when ur done

[eager trail]

Already did

[cinder flint]

GAH DAMN ?

[shy latch]

i have nothing

[leaden coral]

Must've made good food

[cinder flint]

Ye i cook well

[eager trail]

Thats it, you are going to jail

cough cough

[cinder flint]

Mama taught me

[eager trail]

cough cough

[dark leaf]

@spark bison Daddy's home

[cinder flint]

When u tried to cook u spilled boiling gravy on u

[cinder flint]

YOU HAVE A SCAR FROM THAT

[spark bison]

you don't have the mounting bracket for your AIO still

[eager trail]

Oil and it wasn't my fault

[dark leaf]

It's coming

[eager trail]

Well, the faster u eat, the less bad taste u feel. If its a good food, u wanna enjoy it for longer

No?

[spark bison]

fym it's coming

[cinder flint]

Yeah righr

[cinder flint]

No hes just

Really

Big

[eager trail]

Moto moto

[dark leaf]

ordered one

[cinder flint]

Yeah

[eager trail]

Is bro Venom?

[spark bison]

bruh

[eager trail]

Bro might be him

[cinder flint]

Black and buffed i say ye

[eager trail]

Not my fault

[spark bison]

which one

[cinder flint]

[eager trail]

I wish

[cinder flint]

YOU ARE BUFFED

GTFO

[eager trail]

Black or buffed?

[leaden coral]

[eager trail]

Oh

[spark bison]

when is that one coming?

[cinder flint]

That sounds like me saying im fat

[dark leaf]

a few days

[eager trail]

Both

[spark bison]

[dark leaf]

what

[cinder flint]

Im getting a picture

[eager trail]

So bro has xQc build

[leaden coral]

That was uncalled for

[eager trail]

No doxxing

Tf is doxxing

Sharing stuff

Hope all waters are clear here

And everyone is being nice and dandy

About another person

Against their will

[leaden coral]

It's sharing personal info online

[eager trail]

Ohhhh

[cinder flint]

I was getting a pic of his arm..

[eager trail]

Still

[leaden coral]

A pic isn't a big deal

[eager trail]

What if my arm doesn't consent to being seen?

Does he consent?

[cinder flint]

BRUH

[eager trail]

Wxactly

Wxactly

ASK MY ARM

[leaden coral]

[eager trail]

Yvgujcy

Exacly

[leaden coral]

Wxactly

[eager trail]

Buffed fingers

Mb

[cinder flint]

Wtv call me in a min

[eager trail]

My arm consents to being seen

[cinder flint]

Alright

[eager trail]

No no my right arm consented

That's my left arm

[cinder flint]

DAWWWWWGGGGG

[eager trail]

I'm taking you to court

[cinder flint]

[eager trail]

Bros left arm is nerfed

I'll see you in court

[eager trail]

Old photo

Bro was 5yo

[cinder flint]

Ye no shit sherlock

[leaden coral]

Pretty big shoulder

[eager trail]

Pretty big door

GETOUTT

[leaden coral]

Maybe he's just short

[eager trail]

No no shoulder small

[cinder flint]

He's nearly 6ft

[eager trail]

Ngl I'm 5'3

[eager trail]

Tyler1 ahh build

[cinder flint]

Thats my height

Wgat r u on

[eager trail]

No you're 5'2

[leaden coral]

[cinder flint]

Damn.

[dark leaf]

I heard bin is 7'3

[eager trail]

Bin might be him

[leaden coral]

Only horizontally

[eager trail]

Same

[dark leaf]

Thats just his leg

[earnest barn]

@native isle New Mirage skin is so bad 😭

[west harbor]

at what level do you stop fighting bots

[leaden coral]

Around gold plat you will see far less

[cinder flint]

Isn't there some setting for that

The bots i mean

[spark bison]

There's a setting for more bots on consoles

[cinder flint]

Then i switched it up

[eager trail]

Why do I keep getting put with the Asians ranked

[cinder flint]

Cn

[eager trail]

God my English

[eager trail]

In ranked

[cinder flint]

Do u mean that 400+ thingy?

[eager trail]

Yes

When I played earlier and got the 18kills I was fighting them

[cinder flint]

Ik

[eager trail]

Like mainly them and a few PlayStation dudes

[leaden coral]

So there are many cn transfers that play naraka, like they may have moved for school/work etc. Don't forget naraka is very big in CN, it is niche elsewhere. Also many players with asian names aren't even asian

Like yesterday i raided prosper, american ahh dude. Asian name, duo with another american i think also with asian name. Like it's super common

Tbh they should language restrict usernames based on the region, but that's just my opinion

[eager trail]

As long as I keep winning against them I don't have a problem with it

But the skill gap is huge

[leaden coral]

I feel it creates a divide in the community and an unnecessary stigma

[eager trail]

I just don't like going against people with like a huge skill gap over me and I'm in bronze 3

[leaden coral]

That's just because of the small playerbase

[eager trail]

I'm getting too old to be sitting up over a game

[cinder flint]

I mean season wise they can be too
Its just skill wise that yk
They show up

[leaden coral]

Can't have good matchmaking if there aren't enough players of your skill level online

[cinder flint]

We do play late ash ngl

[leaden coral]

They should lower the players in a match i think

[eager trail]

So I have to go against better players

[leaden coral]

Like they did before

[eager trail]

How many can be in one match?

[leaden coral]

48 i think

Used to be 100

[eager trail]

Okay okay

[verbal vortex]

https://tenor.com/view/wholesome-lettuce-epic-gif-19230464

[eager trail]

Well what I took from this interaction is that no matter what I'm going to be fighting higher ranked players

And the times I do fight people at my rank it's like a walk in the park

[verbal vortex]

what rank are you

[eager trail]

Bronze 3 on duos and bronze 4 in solo

[spare saffron]

pro

[verbal vortex]

its a walk because they are bots

[eager trail]

So bots can have PlayStation names?

[spare saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/cry-about-it-neurosama-neuro-gif-2141568460861403840

do you have less than 3gb of ram? or vram

[verbal vortex]

you mean the P on their names?

[eager trail]

Name and symbol I mean

[leaden coral]

Well not many new players and usually people who play long term have improved at the game. If you are interested in improving i can point you in the right direction. I offer free weekly coaching here and we have some good resources in the discord you can use.

[verbal vortex]

if symbol they are always real

[spare saffron]

bin

[cinder flint]

Oh he's backk

[leaden coral]

Bro did u learn nothing

[verbal vortex]

troll?

[leaden coral]

Say one more curse and it's 24 hr

[spare saffron]

just do the thing

[eager trail]

I do win fairly well in the matches I do play in ranked. Thank you for the offer

[dark leaf]

Curse

[verbal vortex]

for saying curse boost the server

https://tenor.com/view/pharoh-pharaohs-curse-pharaoh-rabelious-curse-gif-13153602350627112349

this ones

yes

[eager trail]

So I only fight real people that's higher rank than me

That's great to know

[leaden coral]

Please refer to the #📜┃rules

[verbal vortex]

you will get extra point for that

[leaden coral]

Thank you

[verbal vortex]

it was a joke

[leaden coral]

5 pounds of what

[eager trail]

So I won earlier with 18 elimination what does that give me?

[verbal vortex]

5 quids

[verbal vortex]

before starting the match did you get like a 250 400+ red symbol

[eager trail]

Yes

It happens damn near ever game

[verbal vortex]

you earned more points than usual

i can only pay in TL

i can send you 10 TL

you want?

[leaden coral]

You play TL too?

Oh nevermind

[eager trail]

No entiendo su idioma, señor, lo siento!

[verbal vortex]

:cat_neko_laugh

[leaden coral]

Nice emote

[verbal vortex]

omfg

prob from a brokie server

[verbal vortex]

no

well you are a brokie

[spare saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/hatsune-miku-are-you-british-british-your-mom-miku-gif-10809727938553525273

[verbal vortex]

https://tenor.com/view/nier-granblue-fantasy-granblue-oomfie-gbvsr-gif-3004060125042408287

[leaden coral]

I need a 3rd coffee now

You breathing?

[verbal vortex]

the fact you are asking this

i can already answer myself

[leaden coral]

Your life is whatever you make it to be

If you have one or not is for u to decide

Expelled?

Is it because you couldn't spell interesting

[spark bison]

[amber basalt]

How old is bro

[verbal vortex]

no way

[leaden coral]

Wtf?

[amber basalt]

Bye

[spark bison]

bye

[verbal vortex]

bye kumiko

oh

[spark bison]

[leaden coral]

https://tenor.com/view/ltg-british-food-mods-low-tier-god-gif-9108075214677777615

[dark leaf]

??

[final anvil]

Is it a bad time to admit beans and toast really don't sound that bad

Like

[verbal vortex]

what ever happened

[final anvil]

On a real level, since we're all allies

Id fuck up beans and toast

[leaden coral]

[final anvil]

Understood sir.

Sorry sir.

[leaden coral]

Discord minimum age req is 13

[verbal vortex]

shut up

[spark bison]

We sometimes make a bowl out of sourdough bread and fill it with soup

[spare saffron]

what did he say

[verbal vortex]

i will

[final anvil]

Ew

Get a job

[verbal vortex]

i do

you?

[final anvil]

I bed rot

For a job

[spare saffron]

im a nerd so

[verbal vortex]

oh yeah even that

[spare saffron]

no

[final anvil]

And yoh like miku

Nerd

🫵

[verbal vortex]

i read i bet red 😭

[spare saffron]

everywhere else out of this list is 13

[amber basalt]

[verbal vortex]

but people can lie about where are they from

can’t use that

[spare saffron]

ip doesn't lie

https://tenor.com/view/bongo-cat-hat-bongo-cat-hat-anime-manga-gif-20614575

[spark bison]

it does

[verbal vortex]

vpn on

[spare saffron]

its impossible to not detect a vpn

[shy scaffold]

you can fake IP amazingly easily

[spare saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-surprise-surprised-neko-catgirl-gif-158092290407735186

[verbal vortex]

then i use a proxy

[shy scaffold]

okay no vpn

[spare saffron]

same detection method

[verbal vortex]

you just want my ip

nothing more

[spare saffron]

what

[leaden coral]

What's your question

[spare saffron]

no question

[shy scaffold]

ill just use a virtual machine with a fake mac and linux running spoofs

[verbal vortex]

what

[spare saffron]

just answer

[shy scaffold]

you dont need a vpn to hide

its just the lazy way to do so

[leaden coral]

[verbal vortex]

i can just reset my modem to change ip

[spare saffron]

you are still in that country

yes

[verbal vortex]

so you ask for the ip

[leaden coral]

Are you trying to imply something?

Say it with your chest

[verbal vortex]

how you know it’s fake

[west harbor]

ah thank u

[spare saffron]

what

😭

[spare saffron]

what

how do you even get here

i was talking about how discord would detect what country you are from

[verbal vortex]

.

[spare saffron]

also they don't care lol

[leaden coral]

What??? Why u being so cryptic

[spare saffron]

they just close every account that it's reported as under 13

https://tenor.com/view/bongo-cat-hat-bongo-cat-hat-anime-manga-gif-20614575

[verbal vortex]

vpn on

[shy scaffold]

bruh

[verbal vortex]

what are they gonna do lol

[spare saffron]

they have a log of every ip address

[verbal vortex]

ask my documents?

[spare saffron]

connected to your account

[spare saffron]

actually yeah

lol

[verbal vortex]

no

[spare saffron]

a photo of you

holding your id with the date of birth visible and a piece of paper with ur discord username

lmao

[verbal vortex]

for a stupid thing like discord i will never do that

i pay them nitro is enough

[spare saffron]

don't worry the support discord hired (not even discord themselves) are trash

[leaden coral]

A lot of 18+ discords do this

[verbal vortex]

i think is automated

[shy scaffold]

obviously. discord is run like trash anyway

like... the only way they add benefit to nitro is by taking free features away from everybody else

[verbal vortex]

feel bad for them

[leaden coral]

I also had to do this when I lived in CA to order from a dispensary

[spare saffron]

https://youtu.be/5CUBJgknoW0

remember this

if you say you are like under 13 and get reported ur account is 90% doomed if you somehow manage to get actual support

[verbal vortex]

giving your id on discord?

[leaden coral]

No it wasn't related to discord

[verbal vortex]

just don’t say it?

[leaden coral]

Just had to take a photo with my id

[verbal vortex]

oh yeah

i did that too for my bank account

[shy scaffold]

some game key selling site expected me to send in ID

[spare saffron]

same

[verbal vortex]

RIGHT RIGHT ANA

[spare saffron]

actually jo

no

[shy scaffold]

and i was like oh yea for sure lemme just go hangout with this friendly lookin guy in the alley too

[spare saffron]

my bank didn't need a photo of my face from what i remember

[verbal vortex]

if someone know g2g

[spare saffron]

just to update my Id

when i turned 18

[leaden coral]

Did he have smash bros

[shy scaffold]

rofl

[verbal vortex]

you need to send your id for becoming a seller

[shy scaffold]

i have smash bros

plot twist: i am the alley person

[verbal vortex]

a legittimate thing to ask tbh

[spare saffron]

not asking would be even easier fraud

[shy scaffold]

i have some of the keystone N64 games but not many XD

[leaden coral]

https://tenor.com/view/klasik-clasik-clasic-gif-25398314

[shy scaffold]

smash bros, goldeneye, donkey kong 64, mario 64

[native isle]

Apex or Warframe?

[spare saffron]

sell them on ebay

[shy scaffold]

kairaaaaa

hai

[native isle]

HAIII

work almost over

[shy scaffold]

i have a lot of old consoles actually

and huzzah!

[native isle]

but then i have a family event at 5pm my time

[shy scaffold]

ripperonis

[west harbor]

I want a sega saturn

[shy scaffold]

honestly that one youre better off just emulating. Theres not enough games for it to warrant buying it

[spare saffron]

finally i think my mini figurines are in the place where they get sent to my post office

https://tenor.com/view/bongo-cat-hat-bongo-cat-hat-anime-manga-gif-20614575

[shy scaffold]

that was part of segas panic era

[west harbor]

i need to add to dating sim collection

[shy scaffold]

so it got replaced by dreamcast almost immediately

i miss old sega

you know, they solved stick drift back in the 90s

[tawny lynx]

[shy scaffold]

but nintendo had more money to throw around and ended up beating them in competition

[glass night]

how much swag i got?

a million

https://tenor.com/view/lezly-lezly-pezly-xieliannnnn-kyoya-glasses-kyoya-gif-25335567

[shy scaffold]

and now we have garbo analog sticks that degrade after like a few months

[west harbor]

no im the only swaglord

cap

[leaden coral]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-lick-conk-conky-kitty-gif-18021368

[spare saffron]

stick drift being a issue is just a way for the companies to sell them

[shy scaffold]

yea exactly

which is why sega actually caring and fixing the issue was great

the gamegear had hall effect sticks

[west harbor]

nintendo is evil

hate em

[shy scaffold]

FACT

their warranty is a joke too

almost as bad as the cybertruck

[spare saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/goofy-goofy-ahh-nerd-nintendo-retro-gif-25985213

[west harbor]

almost as bad as their console

[shy scaffold]

lol i know

when switch 2 was announced i was like oh sick is it gonna be 2020 tech now?

[spare saffron]

nintendo has achieved to things no company that is so well doing could

[west harbor]

lol they gonna make another one called switch 2 oled

[spare saffron]

being hated by customers and people who don't want to pay for their trash console, and games

[glass night]

Lmfaoo

[leaden coral]

Their 30 year old games are still 60$

[glass night]

this is cap

i never cap

i am a mathematician

[leaden coral]

[glass night]

LMFAOO

[spare saffron]

i will never spend a cent on Nintendo or in a Nintendo device

[glass night]

bin you got me laughing like fr

[spare saffron]

never did never will

https://tenor.com/view/neuro-sama-ai-vtuber-settle-this-peacefully-gif-6204625403322205544

[shy scaffold]

not only do i not give them money but ive actively helped pirates with more modern consoles

[leaden coral]

I'm just trying to follow the narrative

[spare saffron]

remember when gabe said

piracy is a service problem

[west harbor]

piracy is swag

[spare saffron]

https://youtu.be/pLC_zZ5fqFk

[leaden coral]

[shy scaffold]

a lot of us stopped doing it so much when it looked like companies were gonna play ball

then they cranked up the sleeze

[leaden coral]

You wouldn't steal a car

[spare saffron]

as gabe said

[glass night]

it’s soo funny to me i won’t lie now you guys will see the gif and think “god, it’s because she’s a mathematician “

[shy scaffold]

i would never steal a car

[leaden coral]

Lmao yep

[shy scaffold]

thats what minions are for

[spare saffron]

"piracy is not a problem that those people don't want to spend money on you" "when you look they have 2k pc s and they are spending 50$ a month(America probably) on their Internet connection"

https://tenor.com/view/bongo-cat-hat-bongo-cat-hat-anime-manga-gif-20614575

[leaden coral]

Do you remember those old anti piracy ads on every DVD

[shy scaffold]

of course

[glass night]

i hope it made you laugh at least because soon it’ll be a memory and apart of naraka server lore

[verbal vortex]

TBH

pirating new games is lame

[shy scaffold]

the best thing about those commercials is that there was a dude who did download a car

[leaden coral]

Wait are you dying

[verbal vortex]

i understand old ones for conservation

but not a 1 week old game

[shy scaffold]

he 3D printed a lambo

[leaden coral]

LOL

[shy scaffold]

(except the mechanics obvi)

[leaden coral]

Downloading a car is diabolical

[shy scaffold]

right!

[spare saffron]

as a kid? no

[glass night]

of laughter yes

[spare saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/bongo-cat-hat-bongo-cat-hat-anime-manga-gif-20614575

as a adult with a decent salary

yes

[shy scaffold]

theres apparently a big community of people 3d printing their own body kits too

now that more durable filament exists

[leaden coral]

https://tenor.com/view/cute-love-gif-27714761

[shy scaffold]

and theyre not even much different than manufactured kits cause those are usually plastic anyway

[leaden coral]

That's what my cousin and uncle were thinking of doing as a project when they wanted to fix up a car

[verbal vortex]

wdym kid

when i was a kid i only played only what my parents bought

[shy scaffold]

its the ultimate 3d puzzle XD

[verbal vortex]

or i will ask to a friend a game for a period

[glass night]

im a rapper
no capper
you’ll think id stop
but i ain’t a flop
straight to the top
grrah

https://tenor.com/view/chika-fujiwara-anime-rap-rapping-gif-25612679

[shy scaffold]

stop

[spare saffron]

having that kind of parents maybe in a more developed country at that time

[glass night]

LMFAOOO

[spare saffron]

my parents almost never bought me anything

lmfao

[leaden coral]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-gintama-kagura-rap-rap-gesture-gif-20364499

[glass night]

YOU FEEL ME!

[shy latch]

screaming and throwing up rn

(not rly)

[shy scaffold]

youre a regular B-Rad G

[leaden coral]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cats-explosion-explodes-cat-explodes-gif-16205347759257346444

[glass night]

nah, i’m the B I G
one of one you can call me king
got em all ready to sing

https://tenor.com/view/chika-chika-anime-fujiwara-chika-fujiwara-kaguya-sama-gif-25608491

[shy scaffold]

youre just confirming

[leaden coral]

I'm about to get my 3rd coffee and something for lunch

[spare saffron]

like yeah maybe for you your parents bought stuff and all but guess Me well yeah im still a kid atp but my parents never bought me games or stuff and tech was kept at a minimum lmfao

[glass night]

https://tenor.com/view/cant-read-gif-22252869

[shy scaffold]

lmfao

[glass night]

LMFAO

[shy scaffold]

that is also in character!

amazing

[glass night]

LMFAOOO

i’m glad you got a laugh out of it fr

and your day is going well

[shy scaffold]

B-Rad G is a mockery of eminem in 8 mile for those who dont know

[gleaming spindle]

Kendrick got 24hours to respond to this

[spare saffron]

like it's a bit funny that everything i have right now is my money (from school stuff) xD my phone, my pc, my games my everything else beside food and a house XD

[glass night]

damnnn i was aiming for ice spice vibes

[glass night]

let em know

[spare saffron]

it was a long period of collecting money thought

https://tenor.com/view/neuro-sama-ai-vtuber-settle-this-peacefully-gif-6204625403322205544

[shy scaffold]

well you landed at 'illiterate goofball whiteboy tryna be eminem'

[verbal vortex]

unlucky

[gleaming spindle]

Don’t disrespect G Eazy