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Prolly for the best
It is
Poe would be gone in a day
Ya know
Wasp repeatedly stung my collarbone and dipped
Like Rome
Bees leave a message
Never
Hating
What you do to em
John
Ride a dune buggy in the backseat while drinking cheap red wine called rombusco in Mexico
I did nothing but smell of wine
What a sentence
Jacob jingleheimer Schmidt
His name is my name too
I drunk that off the bottle
@undone sundial you'd let him call your mama that?
It is what it is man, it's a memory now
Lmaoooo
God
Why is it so late
I wanna go get fooood
Thats just gog lol
GoG is amazing
š
thats not the 1000+ steam games i have
Wtf is GoG?
Go away freak
Good Ole Games
Good ol games, imagine steam but you own the game, not the license
What state are you in again?
This
Missouri
Sounds great
Sucks that Blizzard made GOG Delist Warcraft Orcs and Humans and Warcraft 2
I told me earlier and I forgot
...whyd you have to remember?
Just think of the most Miserable state thats typically mine
Well, for now. Im moving to Georgia next year baby
Lullabnhyyy
Mirror?
Oh word?
Oh sorry I forgot you are sick freak
Why?
Most likely yuh
Military
Wack
as in the country?
You're getting shot immediately
Or the lil stage
What? Ew no
State*
I dodge bullets
Big*
The state is probs bigger than the country tbh
Said every in ga
Don't move to atl
If I tell you anything son
But deadass just a bad ass city
Not even quirky bad, atl just bad
Expensive, STUPID ass roads, everybody got a god damn attitude
You will
Theres this one youtuber who was surprised her car got stolen after keeping it unlocked
My Kia soul had its window bust open, sht ain't even something fancy
Oh yhhh
She stupid as fck
Lmaoooooo A Soul? Youre lucky they didnt just take it
What I'm sayin š
I Uber to atl now man...my Kia never goin back
Oof
Lmao facts theyll take that
š„¹
Crashed?
Don't come to Oklahoma it ain't any better
Im tryna live in florida tbh
No way
Fuck Cali, Fuck the Midwest, fuck new England
Your car won't have a catalytic converter I can promise that to many crackheads in Oklahoma
No, mfer bust my damn window cuz
šā ļø
Georgia the state is 2 times bigger
why not thats actually a useful life skill
I hope you get stranded
I mean its a better skill to know how to make a compass
that and topographical maps
Stupid felt aggressive
Washi calling me stupid?!
You bought a compass?
I love a good antique fashioned compass
How old are you again?
Letās not go there lil bro
Oh shoot, secretive
Iām like 2 years older than you
As if I have told you before
Who?
lol
Who tf is jimmy carter
President carter?
Iām more American than him
do you not live in the united states?
i mean yuo
....
do you not live in the united states
Jimmy carter literally died today and all over timeline cuz he died 100
wtf they teach you all in school anymore?
Jimmy carter is so famous bruh
Usually wars and shit
Lil Wayne president carter?
.....
They should deport you
let me guess , you can name every kardashian though
Khloe Kourtney Kim
Not knowing Jimmy carter is wild
Kendall and Kylie Jenner as well
Thats just sad
not you are sad
just the american education system is a joke
Facts
Kylie is fine
My mom and girlfriend watched Keeping up with the Kardashians tho....
So i feel thats unfair
Which president was he? What did he do?
le me guess they also dont teach balancing a checkbook, or home economics etc.
You seen baddies east?
Nah whats that about?
Home Ec is considered not important
American president probably your nicest president in history
lol it teaches basic life skills
Parents Job
no wonder zoomers are clueless
Uh huh have you met Mr Trump?
true but it still helps doesnt negate the fact
Yes I have met him quite literally
True
Yea no joke, I have like loads of close mutuals with him
Itās like real housewives series
Oh shit? Never really been a fan of reality tv though
W
Whats balancing a checkbook though?
when you buy shit, do you keep a running total of what you can spend from your bank account
so you dont over draft, you can save mney etc
and see where your money is going
Isnt that just online banking?
yes i know people dont use checks anymore
still helpful to know how to do that and know whats in your acocunt without technology
also helpful so you dont overspend etc
and can have a budget
Interesting
Maybe they taught that
I was expelled before i could finish my.....personal finance class
let it brew
I dunno
20%?
idk
and I'd say buying from like hp dell these big Si s is kinda a scam

new player cant join server during phase 3?
Uuuuh ig maybe showdown? The problem is it caps so you wanna do something quick
I did it in SW game mode
Lmaoooo
SW?
Capture the Spirit Well
Oh spirt well
I'll remember to shit before the timer hits 12

Unlimited live, all weapon available, buy repari kit and build your ranged weapon for eaiser time
I did with cannon
When SW not available, Bloodbath is a good option
Me too
I am going to sleep now
Ill come tuck you in
You can try Escort Roc, I never actually try
Sing you a lil melody
"Nice kitty warm kitty lil ball of fur, happy kitty sleepy kitty pur pur pur"
Please don't
You wouldnt dare
this how you treat him after he sings you a lullaby
Yeah.....its a dead mode
Im saying
welp
today im going to have to do smth i havent done in ages
worse
touch a train
I would
Never in a million years dont.lie
hi sam
Interesting
Ur next pal
Hi purple
Uh oh
Trains look cool sometimes
thats how trains here are
The disrespect is real
Nuh uh
its like train.rar
People these days no respect for anyone



Go sleep
it was nice meeting you too
You first
I did I woke up bc my wisdom teeth have decided to grace me again
I had to go rinse with salt water and grab ice to soothe the pain 
Your about to get them 
Ouch
Im going to die young gangy
Thankie
Eternal youth
Itās bc my mouth is smaller so they didnāt grow in all at once Iām suffering
Realll
Time to get them removed
Club 21
Iām probably gonna in the new year
At one point I couldnāt even open or close my mouth properly without being in pain 
W new years resolution before new years
Tired of sitting here with an ice pack like a kid sent to the nurses office
Happening before the birthday is wild
Makes you stronger
Facts tho
I woke up and was like nah leave me tf alone fr 
Bc now I canāt even enjoy my birthday dinner
Gonna be sat there with a plate of mashed potato or some shi while everyone else feasting
Damb
Happy Birthday bully Miko
Thankie it tomorrow 
Lamb
Thankie
Oh ok ill take it back for now

Eesh
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

Me when i watch you play Naraka
ššš
Itās all good I gotta go out today and pick a cake I canāt eat
OKAY KAMF
Thank youuuu 
Me when i watch my Cat get ripped to shreds by a wood chipper
i saw he deleted it

Its my mean radar, whenver someone is mean I get a notification in my brain, because I'm just like that

Should have kept it Sam we already know your a hater 
Uh huhhhhh
Now you look like a cowardice hater
Bad look on Sam
Bad look
I wouldnāt take it back though
Facts never back down never what?
Whatchu want gang?
:0
Yo ProdiG is typing
im inactive for a while and now sam is a universal hater š¤Ø
Donāt worry ur gonna have a special day tomorrow

bro you got a girl?
Whatās tomorrow?
um
Yes
yeah i will Iāll be getting drunk
Tequila?
Yak?
Whiskey
henny
Vodka and wine
Cause shes scottish
I think
What?
Henneyyyyyy
Henneyyyyyyy
I got special fancy vodka thatās like 40 a bottle and we have line 5 bottles of wine left over to use
Iām the only drinker
The Henny memes are the best
Would be a shame if anyone poisoned ur drink

Henneyyyyyy
Whats it called?
Awww your gonna come up here to say happy birthday damn Sam I didnāt know you cared that much
Sam is such a kind guy
Would it tho?
Au vodka my mom had it last year so I asked for it for Christmas 
It wouldnāt
Thatās the best time to hate
Lmaoooo
Demon Slayer looking vlean


nah hell nah
Youre such a nice guyyyy
....welp
I got the first one and wish I kept my money 
Shut up
Why you gotta be so rude
That lil creature cant do much damage
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
IMAGINE
THATS SOOOOOOOOO EMBARRASSING
Depends where you hit
Dude got his gif declined
Iāll hit you right in the temple
.....Mjko owns a temple? Holy Rich
any plans for today 
Sheās spoilt
Pray to Mjko for prosperity
Isnt that tomorrow?
Someone didnt get the memo
Only if sheāll take me out to eat
And its not me right??
Yeah no its not
Its Kaira
Knee caps
I hope you hurt your back
Oh thats not too bad then
?
Jokes on you..its already hurt 
Bro doesnt know what the temple is
Nuu just getting my cake for tomorrow then relaxing 
Itās kumi in the temple
Old man
Hope you fall
Baldiko
Also Bold of sam to use a gif after that embarrassing show
He is clearly compensating
Crazy
Lmaooooo
True, he just wanted to prove he could
Clearly not
Thats "Bald forehead"
Name it Kumiko if you can
Would be like 10x funnier
Baldiko*
If you can is wild
Bro is clearly saying you canāt
True true true
Lmaoooo
Shut up
Bro everything is so funny after 3 am
Edited
Doomed

Doomed
11th place is wild
Kayla?
Can you get lower than 11?
She aināt even here
Fight for her honor Sam
Be her sword and shield
Never
White knight
Dark child


Must be Opposite Day
He knows what i mean

Why you always hating
Behold darkchild
Who cant really be dark without me
Alwayssssss
You are just a child 
Always? 
Rivals later?
Uncle 
Yes lil nephew?
Literally always
Nephew is interesting
I donāt want people thinking weāre related
Donāt know what ur talking about
It might bring down my street cred
Sorry son
You wish
What street cred

You literally sleep with your mouth open
Had none to begin with is wild
Iām an amazing child 
I do not 
Like this?
Youre like 26 years old
Just like papa
Wheres the child?
Like daughter washi
Poe?
Waka waka eh eh
Believe it or not I am someoneās child 
Pacman?
Nu
I thought you just spawned
Wow
....i thought you just spawned tbh
My dude
I need to go to bed soon
Go
I keep telling yall I was evicted
Sure baby boy
What
Woah
Baby boy is diabolical
For sure
Gotta be grounds for a law suit
We call him lil bro
It appears my fingers slipped and accidentally took a screenshot
Uh huh
Dont slip and die
Die
I still have your baby pic
Fuck off
How I link
You must be picture blind cuz you bring up that picture for everyone

Bro could never be this
Mad hating rn
Just you and washi
"Just you and washi"
Bald too
Are you getting your get back in Naraka?
Gave me an idea
Oh nah
š

My cat looking at me before it slips into the wood chipper amd gets teared to shreds
hey, can you not?
like fr
Not a problem
By shredder
Bedtime
Lmaoooo
Hell nah
I dont sleep anymore
Thats for....... People who arent me
Bro has places to be
Sure
yes
they sent my packet already so it won't take +5 days because new year's
Www
Will probably get to you faster than mine will get to me
And mine is in my state what?
well i do have to get it myself from the post-office since they don't deliver boxes but it's close to my house 10m walk
or 2m with the bus
lmao
it does take more for the thing
to go in customs in romania
than it coming from japan
anyway
like handling office then in two days it was in romania
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Comes good luck
SAAAAAAM
@dark leaf
bro i just opened it will drinking
didnt expect anything
i hope it will be a bit faster this time
thats wild
W pull though
i got a gpu in customs for one week + one time
Item presented to import Customs
my miku figurine stayed 5 days
maybe it was a decently sized box
maybe that's why

thanks washi

Of course

do we get that many post packages
especially air small packets
sketchy
and i had to pay a like 2 euro random tax
for the miku figurine
at the post office
weird
it wasn't important tax or anything
i would guess the shipping and stuff around
i mean
i would tax u
if i found out u are ordering a figure from another country
5 euro random tax
as a fuck u note

weirdo
would you rather buy from the overpriced local shops who import stuff?
no just getting a figure for inspection is enough for me
+5 tax
next!
+20000000
95$ before shipping so pretty much 100
on amiami it was 20$ on a small sale
20
they don't open them
they get a file from the seller i guess
with the details
and you know
weight the box
to see if it matches
blabla
idk
i'd put arrest u for it
like they don't know what's inside I'd
a miku figure?
sounds lik a place to hide cocaine in
that with the shopping box weighted 1.2kgs
fr
wdym skull emoji
those two mini figurines with the shipping box are like 500g
they also changed the packaging
i guess that's why
before they would
pack
A LOT OF PAPER
now they glue?
the box
or smth
idk what it is
but it works
@rough sandal
took it from reddit
Whattt
Damn
People love figures way too much
This is new level
wtf
"I have no problem"
š
Not a problem
right...
do you ever go sleep?
bro is a full time yapper
real
Is the edition upgrade worth it?
no
only
season pack
it gives you the upgrade without giving it
so no dual blades skin and 300 hero coins
but who cares
Xd
best 3 star soundtrack
Yapper
Is there a charzard one
nicee
imma play with you
Yep
Why is bro so downš
Ma mate ded
Catalin hates me
Damn
Nah not now

imagine
Mrs. Blessy
if I pass away take care of my cousin Blessy
welp gotta hope i dont get fired
Ayo
Who in the decided Liam needed an extreme outfit?? I wanted the pistol please and thank you š šš¤£
What
i need bestie from norway to play naraka with š¤©
thats @amber basalt
is that eu?
cuz im about to open naraka but i wouldnt want to open to that
lost city of atlantis?
is she from norway? š
oh nah
its very hard to find naraka players from norway so š
rare breed
nani?
tyy šš
baldiko is your lady
baldiko who?
Nope nope the new game marvel rivals
@amber basalt wake up
Your late Blessy
i stopped playing showdown after they reworked the thing and made me lose all my progress
Same 
fan favorite
To simp
for lexie
In a very pg13 way
Smash

They were calling me old and ugly last night
I still need to recover

sam?
its showdown
let me guess
My condolences
sam never means it
They formed a team
washi well
Now I have to kill both

they are both single for a reason
i bet you'd go up to 30 mins or even 60 if you keep going
I got none
Iām so sorry
as is evident by your queue time


Iāll have to wait for new years
Then I can do it

nobody can have him
Are you eating him
stuck in diamond š¦ @dark coral
Ask the owner

Damn you play punisher at only 60 fps?
Oh wait nevermind
I, for some reason, thought you're a console player for a moment
Exactly
lmao, imagine limiting urself like that
consoles are only for singleplayer games and fifa š£ļø
i already forgot what game that was lol
uuh how does ranked work in this game, I'm only Bronze IV, level 26, bought standard version to try the ranked but I got matched with this player that has 3275 on his profile, is that level 3275? I'm wrecked af, of course
3275 is just their achievement score essentially
you get hero points for doing certain things which gives you account badges and some loot occasionally
though its still not a good sign cause it means theyve played a lot
mine's only 26, yea it just doesn't make sense, bronze against that? ah hell nah
yeaaaaaa its pretty empty until the cn/sea server people get on
last night player count was under 20k
went to AS and i got matched with no 2, no 3 and no 6 on the ranking board on my 3k game lol
yeah, why
oh yea i was playing rank trios on NA and 3 times in a row got matched with top 10 people
i was bronze 1
how far along are you in showdown?
nah idw to play atm
i need people to do nightscream nirritis with and totally not just so i have meat shields
wow really? I checked steam and it's around 244k atm globally (I'm at sea tho)
Oh you say
no thats normal. its kinda wild. goes up to 250k then plummets back down
Hello there
i mean youre probably better than i am
I haven't touched showdown ever since the update
tbh, I haven't touched Naraka itself ever since the update
@eager trail one of my favorite singers period is this guy https://youtu.be/9yBYSnSc27Y?si=J6JbCx08NH02kl9t
Listen + Download "The Dark + The Light" by Shawn James:
https://ffm.to/thedarkandthelight
Written by Shawn James.
Produced by Jimmy Messer.
Released on Parts + Labor Records.
Jade Lorna - Witch Numero Una
Rachel Long - Witch
Terri Mussatti - Witch
Directrix - Annie Sperling
Director of Photography - Jacob Mendel
Art Director - Liz Long
Play...
Overrated 
Indeed
Also weather here is cursed
One minute is skin burning sun
The very next minute it's raining
It's literally raining rn
But there's sun too
they say in my culture that when that happens a witch is getting married 
what is ur culture huh
what is a culture?
Here it's the same but it's a widdow not a witch
hello newbie here.Is there a mode that you can practice 1v1 to get better in combat?im tired of losing xD
Customs
come let me wreck you
the room?
Yeah
i am mike tho
Great value Mike
1 dollar mike is still mike
they might be good already and jsut want to bully newbies xD
Poor mans mike
discount mike
Mike at home
That's not bad tbh u'll learn a lot from beating beaten up
mike for the people
otherwise join dojos with @leaden coral
Mike from the bin
Ok thanks.ill do that.Wanted to surpass my bf badly xD
Best way is to just keep playing against good players and copying what they do
puerto rican 
Oh i see
This has info on the dojo
is fistblade a good weapon?Im into hand to hand combat
aye! was it heavy rain?
You can get the dojo role if you are interested in joining

It's pretty good for doing damage doesn't have any specific combo tho
Which boss
You saying im blind?
LMAOO no i just think itās funny character that have eye covering or blind say that line
Maybe they're see through
so whenever i see people say it brr goes
tbf that works because toph sees past her blindness
but gojo got some explaining to do
Gojo sees the world
Heās blind too
Donāt worry

I have a fear of accidentally asking someone that's blind if they see what I'm saying
mochi! good morning! damn! poor shioon someone gotta help him 
LMFAO nah diabolical. 3 mins into a yap sessions and you say āyou see what i mean?ā
I'd never live it down
up at 3am like what degrees is h 3 double hockey sticks?











