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Have 14 you could have one of mine
You bad
Itās a new account and I havenāt opened enough chests since I had it 

Why a new one !!!
Itās a long story but to make it short when I started naraka I was on my brothers ps5

Indeed I didnāt know I was going to love it
lemme check whats on naraka


But when u did...
noob role is so weird
You still continue
the yappers r back
Should have stolen his ps5
It was to late to turn back

Yes you are 
Color's pretty
aint me im still bronze
For now
Heās 6ā5 and fast Iām good 
Woah so tall

He mustāve stolen all the family height genetics 
Yea him and my lil brother took all the height left none to me 
Being tall is boring anyway
No I think our mom just targeted me Iām the middle child 
How tall was u again

Oh no not a middle child

They are the worst...
5ā2 
157
157cm
Thanks qq
Divorce 
Iām nearly 20cm taller
I can spit on your head

You seems fine tho that's weird
smol 
Iām 173

Yes u are

Arenāt you 3 cm taller 
š
not surprising
That 1cm goes away when I put shoes on


same with me 
wha
Heels
Catch deez fists
But get this my lil brother is 6ā2
No heels allowed

if you can reach sure
Itās always the younger ones
not really "lil bro" now is he

š
Denied
and small
Sandals or nothing

Denial denied
And they both play football
Why is kumi still awake
ok miss unrivaled asura in 30 minutes
Control ur woman
Go away
she is??
Yeah control her
Iām silver
Bro blocked me
He donāt act like it but he sleeps with one eye open cause I always get my get back 
NO WAY
Ok gnome
what are u gonna do crawl into his butt
š
i had a meeting
i parried her

Just few, but u are
Ohh snap
and tiny
my man calling for violence

You lying

stinky dumbass scot
Womp womp
Bruh why do u have 99 messages
reply to ur damn messages
wtf is that shit
bro's graying his bald head

I was close to 5k
right????????
No put peanut butter on his pillow
Then they reduced it down
That is WHAT IS WRONG WITH U
these are the lies of the jedi
that would drive me crazy

She has problems
fr
Wow sp scary
Tell me
Have you never heard of a clean notifcation less icon

Whats that duck
The moment I have a notifaction I gotta get rid of that crap
or it'll tilt me
duck
WHAT IS WRONG WITH U


She is like me
Thanks 


Thats some unhinged shit

Nothing 

Tho tbh my email inbox

is at like 4k?
Gib

And you complain discord doesn't tell you when I write you
no shi when all you see is a ant's tear in a ocean
Just an excuse
Shes just using it as an excuse
she hates u reallyt



bro
and this is why i got every server im on muted oor this would be me 
Same itās because I have a lot of servers just for emotes 
Itās been up to 6k before

There is something wrong with u damn
Bruh
i had to clear my email because it got full to the brim i couldnt get any more emails 

Emails donāt count
damn jaan is finding out kumi been lying to his ass

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
They be the ones that get you fr
Imagine getting dms š
Laziness

Sniff sniff
I let them sit until I canāt physically stand it anymore
šš
I can't even do that they tilt me by looking at them
I think most my email has been up to is like 73k

Those african princes trying to give you free money
Just donāt look at it
must be rolling in their graves
I CANT
I donāt get any scam mails
?????

I have that one too 
But it has a 1 at the end
Twining 

Crazy
@dark leaf Rat royal family is dead
Ayo nice
Big one was easiest tf the two were annoying took a 2nd try and switching to all smash stance
I like the quick big bonk
@keen pasture Iām sorry for your loss
mood
Itās okay they had it coming 
So real just be monke
help
Yeah i beat the small one first and then beat the big one
Jaan taught me this so now when someone says rat I think of Kayla
What happened catho ? š¤
Help is on the way dear 
Yes
THAT WAS ALL THE WAY BACK IN FEBRUARY???!??!!!
why do I catch all the strays

Same cloud step into combo with crit boost one on then immobilize on big one big head smash then wolf form to finish 
Yes 
Oh no that's so rough š
I should open medal now that I'm thinking
I found it in the phase notes I have for specific stuff I learn or jaan teaches me that ik I wanna remember

I donāt even think I was tryna call you a rat
I was tryna call someone in chat one and jaan taught me that
Itās just how my brain works
So you = it to meā¦ā¦..
I donāt know if that a win or a lost
Kayla - lil rodent - malinkatý hlodavec
coffeebara
And the other way around
It's been 1 day since I took 1 drop from Twitch, the reward still hasn't appeared in the game mail
Kayla - oh I remember jaan called her a lil rodent what was that in Czech again? - malinkatý hlodavec
Within the space of 3 seconds
you can try messaging #šāofficial-support and see if they can help
Nice sounds like ur having a blast playing the game
It was him that says you were one tbf
Erm
It was me
Not all just you and jaan sometimes gabi and Sam
To be clear I did get hit a few times. But yeah I love it so far

Sounds like a lot of people to me
Yeah well it wouldn't be fun if it was an easy game
How did the game hit you through the screen
Either way I blame jaan Iām to far into this marriage to go back 
fair we already have a mortgage and everything
Nope oh and sometimes fogg

Welcome to the club 
Sometimes bin too 
Real
What you do to bin 
Took his gf ashii 
Ok so literally the amount of people
i hate my brain sometimes
also hi
Haiii
Real little G
Little gš
U gotta a problem with that you little melt
Itās not my fault half of those had something to do with their significant other the others was probably because I talk a lot

No
The yap god writing his new album
Your gonna be number one within the next hour
Good
If u went to sleep
I would be number 1 by the time u wake up

just outta spite
So ur telling me ur a scumbag who tries to take their love of their lives for ur own because u cant go find ur own
interesting, interesting
Wasnāt my fault 
Its ok ur just making it a challenge for me
@amber basalt I remember there was a discord I was on a while ago that had a ranking system
It never is 
No they call me adorable then itās a done deal 
and well one of the mods was the biggest yapper with 20k comments
yeah I beat him in 3 days and had 40k
and they removed the leaderboard coz the owner was pissed i was first
ahahahah
we had a rank system in badseeds server
ok relax buddy
got rid of it when we remade the server tho
Your making it a challenge for yourself
idc about being number 1

No I refuse to let u be number 1
at anything
its a personal challenge
Okie
What can I say Iām a girls girl donāt be jealous 
Never let a scot be on top

I am literally overflowing with jealousy right now
how did u know
It's quite literally leaking out
Your bald head was shining extra hard
Bc she has hair and you donāt
I will end ur bloodline
lmao
I LITERALLY HAVE TOO MUCH HAIR
i gotta get my hair cut next week š
It doesnāt count if itās not yours
kumi coming in with the suprise attack
Double whammy 
Iāve been booling him for 3 hrs
makes sense
I suppose you did buy it yeh
my final form 
Meow
She took a nap came back full force 
merp
need it as an emote now


mernin bootiful
Bruh

if only
relax yourself
But that's what you are 
She closes her eyes it counts 
Does not count
True

You have no say baldy
hi
DAMN IT
Lol
lmfao
KAYLA
Bruh
See
foiled
u dog
You're not cute
Ur dead to me


Suffer
I am the most handsomeist
i kinda feel bad just sitting here watching the waifus bully

it do be like that sometimes
but also i dont feel bad at all

He's a cat dad
im just an animal whisperer XD
That's fair 


Iām sick let me have this one time
wait youre sick
hi sick
punches universe
I told him in dms

Yeh I have some sort of infection
I blame the crumb
Hai cutie patootie

Since u only said coz I mentioned it
it means it wasn't legit
and didnt come from the heart
smh
Elton John is also apparently fighting infection. serious enough to be in the news
and im like dont you do it universe you shitter
20 mins before you even said shi bro
why hae you done this to us
Fake
my eyes
that could mean anything
they burn
@dark leaf the music video stop motion thing was amazing I was shocked. Like it's actual poetry that tells part of the lore
they didn't have to do that but I love that they did
Bc shioon
why do you people hate eyes!?
Oh wait until u see all of them
they are so good
Ohhh there's more??
Each one uses a different art style
Yeah one for each chapter
I must find
Heck yeah milkshakes
U gotta do secret boss for the last one tho
if u dont well, you won't unlock it
@shy scaffold did you start monke yet?
I like 'dem milkshakes
not yet. it just finished installing this morning
That's fine I want all the fights
Just make sure u do all the secret realms
why thank you very much 
jsi hezky vypadajĆcĆ
I use light mode just bc I enjoy your suffering
ayoo thx 
yes but it also causes me pain
Bc mine donāt work
@silver shard You too 

I feel like ur suffering more than me at this point tho
Iām sorry 
Ur gonna be blind before u turn 25
It doesnāt bother me
I would use it regardless
But your suffering makes it more appealing
"It DoESnt bOThEr mE" wait what did u say jaan i cant read coz im blind
Do you know at which ping range air grapple kick starts doing the weird fall animation? @waxen tulip
Oh no your Internet is worse than mine tf. Well when you do hope you enjoy it.
It kind of lives up to the hype and is linear enough to not have Elden Ring type fatigue as in later you're tired because you spent 200 hours exploring
my internet is usually super fast i dunno what was up with wukong
i have a gigabit connection
Hold on where are the level roles? Why are they not displayed tf
Your blind? You should go see an optician bro
They were reset
Wah wah
Wait wtf yeah it should have been way faster
right!
What why
Womp womp
i think something was derpy with steam last night cause today it finished pretty quick
It took me ages to reach Asura š
Some stuff in the works
Maybe š¤
Gotta get into those dojo lessons
rank mode anyone ?
Thatās what the doctor said when there was nothing they could do about your hair loss
sorry i only play rank with kayla XD
Bro Iām talking about the discord Asura which is 100x harder than in-game Asura
send help
š
Who goes to a doctor about going bald
Steams always derpy
I feel like discord asura is easy ngl
Give me like a week
Hair transplant consultation
Lmaooo
It was more so about the midlife crisis it caused
Me and you are gonna meet outside mcdonalds soon
You need like 6 months minimum if ur super talkative here
IM NOT EVEN MIDDLE AGE
Im literally level 7 in like 2 hours of yapping
YAPGOD
Here we go again
you wake up at 4am
you see a notification on ur phone on discord
how do you open discord
And no I wont get u nuggies
genuinely
It always starts with denial
using face id

Clicking the notification
Ur scottish no opinion

and then what
but wait
when the light pierces your brain matter
Read message 
Ur bald no opinion
coz i would insult ur ass
I sleep with a night light for one
but itās never really bothered me
but then I will get beat up by her

But itās for Lexie 
maybe i'm biased since i have sensitive eyes but that is unthinkable to me lol

shes probs gonna beat you up anyway lets be real
Give me back my Asura role 
Let me have my moment of cope
even dark mode discord is bright
I mean thatās fair lmaoo mine just arenāt
Literally shioon if he had hair
how to complete this ?
ur mum
Dang sheās pescatarian
We all lost it bro
Go grind for it
Yeah she only eats fish
and stuff like that
give me some milk
Wdym we all, nah the newbs didnāt lose anything it only hurt the pros
Bet you needed an entire day to come up with that
fr grinding time
Or like 10 seconds???
Yea thought I could get away with it thought you would slip up caused I used her name 
I never slip up
they have fish nuggies now
Nice try noobie
do it
that sounds awful
When u were like what 5?
noobie
nuh uh
Also u have mod role so it really doesnāt count as u already have a good color meanwhile I have to wait 6 months now for Asura???
agreed. im just sayin now lexie can have nuggies lol
Just wait little buddy
im rising
RISING OF THE YAPGOD
Yea
Yeah but fish nuggies...
who would want that
it's gonna keep getting reset
YO MCDONAALDS had katsu chicken nuggies for a while
pescatarians
HOLY crap
Fish sticks 
Yuckie
Noob 
Thats rough buddy
Guess itās time to reset community helpers and mods so others have good color names then
acc trading/selling is not allowed here because it breaches tos
^
^
sry
Reset the universe
it's time
Ī£(-į· _-į·ą¹)
Your good just donāt do it again in future 
He never said he wanted to buy one just that he was looking for one 
(ćć»ļ¼ć»)
That implies that he wants one to to buy or trade or to get from someone
my brain hurts from yall
no problem
Man im sick of ppl here
Bald
Tbf itās also different if they keep it up after already being told itās not allowed
nooooooooo
Balddie
....
gifs ššš
I was joking also ur bald 
Imma write a very worded letter about all of you soon
Me and you mcdonalds rn

@dark coral give me your manager. I need to talk to them.

Hi, I am manager
Thatās such an old man thing to do
what can I help you with
IDC
Thatās so sweet all nice things I hope 
They needed to at least give the top 100 a special legacy role
my letter is being written
Smh
Only hate
I cant find mcdonalds ur bald head turned me blind 
Too much effort nice try tho
You sure seem to care a lot
....You're a brave one
Okay top 20
No
JUST WAIT A FEW MINUTES

Im coming for your ass
U fake top 8
Hello
BOOOOOOO
are u really bald
So scary
Ayo thats sus 
No lol
this is why we got rid of ranks in brians server lol
HUH

HUH
Nah scrw yāall now newbies are taking over the leaderboard
I once did 40k messages in like a week
I am unstoppable

yea thats why we disabled it
Coping must be hard
WE THE LEGACY MASTERS DESERVE A REWARD
No cope
No I was booing you not trying to be scary 
it got annoying af
Oh no, i am sobbing rn
Sussy baka 
Bruh..
I only write a letter once every so often
I dont think thats a flex i think that requires therapy 
apologies
It was a new server
and someone challenged me okay
that was literally my thought
Gabite kumiko help he is thretening poor lil me 
I don't forgive you
One eye open
Tbh I just wanna see how long it takes me to get my unrivalled back idc about the leaderboard I was number one on it for like 4 months straight at one point
Damn look at you flexing
little flexer
i dont care about leaderboards
Wait what level is unrivalded asura?
like 40?
Sure 
50?
nah they actually did lol
Idk man I was like 60+
Donāt need it youāll forget soon enough 
@deft pollen @amber basalt Help 
Honestly... probably will

not important to remember
I was like level 46 or so and was Asura it was 50 most likely
DAMN
Exactly 
well gab said it was something else
so WHO IS CORRECT
I was crazy
WHO IS LYING TO ME
hahahahahhahaha
Bro
At least u know
The owo level is separate from the rank roles
Can't trust anyone in this discord
Itās like 40 or something
No one cares about the owo level
WHO ARE YOU FOR US TO NOT LIE TO YOU* is the better question
That's not to bad

Good point
Have a nice day
I have been bested
50
unrvialed is not 40. i got normal asura at 42
Thanks for the information
Itās very bad
Shioon bud i dont think you can square up with me im a viking lil one 
Nej
If ur life exists in this discord you will need like 4 months
Jo sƄ Ƥr det
@amber basalt do you remember when helper roles were first introduced and i lowkey grinded like 40 levels in the help channel? 
We were raided by the vikings so im part vikin too š
Good old times
jag talar inte svenska
I need the manager responsible for this decision asap
Gab being helpful?
no way
@eager trail
You are a hobby viking im full blooded i know the ancient methods of torture 
You were always helper when I joined 
I will make you drink terrible tea
Your eyesight sucks i know, you should get it checked out
U both weren't even in this discord when I joined
show some respect
No
I was here before your time
No no it after some time after you joined im pretty sure
only if the humans were eating as much as the kitties
I Will turn you into tea and make your bloodline drink it 
Nu bc you, jaan and giyu were all helpers
FRRR i know right
Nah bruh
I am king VIking
You guys were added as mods after I joined but you were already a helper
Speaking of eating kittens now im hungry š
Oh
We know
Good show some respect
I remember helping lots of people and never getting the role. Helpers have always been pre-selected
Didnt you have a cat? 
Stay away from the little guy
I think he was saying the kittens were eating 
Had is the keyword...
I know but now im hungry š
I remember bc after I spoke with you the first time I thought damn this helper is really nice
CHANGED UR MIND NOW HAVENT U?
Great now I have to deal with this trash color and then the poop color
Hahahha
@spark bison Keep the kittens away from this man 
yeah come get the poop colour ahaha
FEED ME
@spark bison llano v10 is so close to being here just waiting until tomorrow

I need it š
Awww 

I dont even know what the next colour is because anyone with silver rank
is all mods
who have their own colour
į²įįį įØį įį įįįØįįØį¾į įįᤠįįį įįįØį¢į·įŗįįį± į¤įį¢
zzzzzz
š
Thor
I have sliver


Cap as fk
We are literally besties
Welcome 

At least it's better than poop i guess

Nah i'll pass on that
It's a protein
Ello!
Ok shrek

hi
Wig doesnt count
promoting male pattern baldness

imagine woow
Damn did you use monkey glue or something?
Hair transplant 
that pretends to have iq higher than room temperature in finland during winter
GPU temp is at 70c on wukong. Ikik it's fine for the laptop since within safe ranges but like my paranoia 
Idk about that
Perhaps
damn
For me it surely is
I believe i sent you mine
mine didnt go over 60

This is why u look like andrew tate
I think so
You wish i looked like your idol

The highest my temp went was around 56 while playing wukong
Jaan did you find out who the man talking was 
Why would I wish you looked like yourserlf?
that makes no sense
I have a super thin laptop.. Asus RoG Zephyrus g14 OLED 2024. It's as thin as a MacBook Air
Laptop š
Wukong's old friend
they always get too warm
Not a fan of you

A fan of tate 
Which man?
Lower pagoda
Ok tate keep yapping
ā¦ā¦..thatās it???
The one in the prison cell?
ye
I mean yes but it's still in safe range for use 
Well did you give him my name 
rat squared
Yessir
And they were roommates
pretty sure he didn't
He literally said it in the voice lines
Why must you be like this 
hmmmm

Garden gnome
cba loggin on to check his lore
@deft pollen kumi wants to talk to you 
that's me
i'm my manager
what's up
HELL NAW
unable
ģė“ź° ģģ“ģ ģ ė§ ķė³µķ“ģ. ė¹ģ ģ ėŖØė ģ¬ėģ ģøģģģ ķ ģ¤źø° ķģ“ģ“ė©° ģ°ė¦¬ ģøģģģ ėėź³ ė¤ģ ķė©° 칓리ģ¤ė§ ėģ¹ė ģ¬ėģ“ ģė¤ė ź²ģ ķģ“ģ ėė¤.
I WORKED HARD ONCE
Make it able
i would if i could
EHEHEEHHEEHHEEH

I thought u were the manager, U FAKE MANAGER

@spark bison Bodhisattva Guoshiwang.
U say u canāt aka u donāt have the ability to manage
his master
Weak manager
you're now matching
Yellowbrow isn't wukong
is Wukong not the great sage?
No
Yellowbrow is the dude from ch3
the final boss
He's a monk
great sage heaven's equal???
Is it normal that Iām pissed that normies like shioon are now literal top 8 in the server
ė³ģ ķ„ķ“ ģ¬ķķź³ ķķė”ģ“ ģ¶ģ ģ“ģ 
u realise I was like top 10 when the server was first around
but it got reset coz of eris wiping
lol
Cope cope no proof
and then I stopped typing
I joined this server aug 14th 2021 lol
U old mf
relax lil buddy
idk it might be meaning his master who would be considered a great sage too Bodhisattva Guoshiwang.
Discord mods having the audacity to talk about that š
I never flexed anything
@spark bison @dark leaf where best spot for a few levels for Tiger King fight?
Copecope

I dunno
Idk I never had issues with levels
I went for the cat right away
I was overlevelled from just playing the game

Proof that i did?

















