#💬┃general-chat
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mine is more like how dare you give them attention and not me

They call me the YAPGOD
There is an outdoor cat that comes and sleeps in stuff in the front garden gotta a little house for him
They call you old bald man Wym
so when I go outside sometimes I see her near the gate talking to him
and then she chases me away like I caught her red handed lOL
Poppy bullied the neighbourhood cats so they don’t come into our garden no more
Oh there is a massive fence so they cant get in or she get out
She once tried to take on a Labrador bc someone left our gate open and it came to say hi
Cats be wild fr
yeh Poppy just jumps ours
Ours is terrified of everything
so she wouldnt go out lol
I need a dog bruh
She likes her four walls where she can roam around and just chill in the garden
My dog is the opposite
Poppy hasn’t hissed at me but I’ve heard her hiss at every other thriving creature
Poppy’s kind of the same but she also likes to go and explore then come back
Shes completely cuddly with me and family but every now and then she proudly shows us what she's hunted down and left for us in our garden
The hunting dog does not fk around when another animal enters her territory lol
And its so easy to forget with how cuddly she is
The dog is also the same I have never heard him actually bark or growl seriously he just does it to me when he is trying to blackmail me into giving him treats
Yeah see even when she sees other animals she doesnt even hiss
I need a guard dog ong
Oh u cant get sheba to come in once u let her out she will just sit in the dirt all day chilling
We keep finding dead birds and cats and she wants to show us all proud
My dog is a genius fatty
He has a food and milk bowl
And he will literally pick up one of the bowls when he wants one of them move it into the living room and just wait until he gets what he wants
What did it hunt
My man literally tells me when he's hungry or thirsty or wants treats 😭
Cats and birds and hedgehogs mostly, but smaller ones like geckos too
HEDGEHOGS TOO?
Twice yes
Oh no, those cats 
Poppy’s too nosy for that 
Bet your dog's name is cupcake or some shit
Lea
Lea should chill down a bit
😭
She is chill
Oh heck no
Just territorial towards other animals
I need the cat to leave my room so I can go to the gym 😭

Imagine someone comes to your house and their legs disappear
And showing that we trust whoever is entering
I want to have a cat, but I can't where I'm living 
They might from the overwhelming sniffs
That's sad

Have the meanest pitbull ever and name it princess
Like leave them alone a hole
Name it creme caramel
Matcha frappecino
Tiramisu
I don't hate dogs, but most are too big for my liking, cats size are more comfortable for me
You killed chat
@keen pasture
Cats act like dickheads
Hello guys, i got tired of the PoE league going on and decied to try a new game out, i saw this game is quite big so i am going to give it a shot, should i head in blind or look up some newbie guides?
Both, do both
Noobie guide is good there is a lot of stuff to learn and get to know
btw should i play with m&kb or controller? idk if the combat is more like dark sould controller would be best but if its more like b&s m&kb would be better
Up to preference
Allright
M&kb
Not all but most
Coming from a controller player 
If i can get some of the feeling of b&s arena fights back in the day it would be great since the combat looks similar at a glance
have fun
I mean yea this is a battle royale not a mmo, but the vids i am seeing have air juggling and stuff
Crazy
guess il see once it's installed
M&KB is always better, coming from a controller user
I'm sorry, slow pace? Naraka?
Relatively
To be fair some of the b&s combos could get stupid quick....on a good connection(blade & soul, we talking about same game right?)
to be fair i havnt played that game since...oof...2nd raids got added? nowadays its a walking corpse of a game hah!
I haven't played in like 7 yrs
Not touching mmos anymore
But for the time i played it was fun
Yea my mmo years are long gone now that i am done with education and have a job
how fast are matches here? 20-30mins?
Can be faster
rip korean games
nice and fast paced then, good
What class did you play
Warlock and blade dancer
Put 4 speakers must be gud
They removed the one I played from global 
Oh you played that little shit blade cancer
Im not sure if theres anyone in naraka that is gonna feel similar
Saw a vid on front page of reddit of some sword character juggling someone...seems good 🤷
i hope i get atleast two extreme

hopefully but your guaranteed at least 1
If you haven’t hit pity
°0°
Lexxxx
Mochi is up

Best I can do is 1
even the legendary is hard

@eager trail Mochi! Can I have the Shayol role? Pretty please 
NICE FLOWERS
When I will do another role giveaway

no not the FLOWERS ! the sakeeeeee
the green thing ! his name is ''F-Sake''

I swear legendary is harder than extreme gave me 3 extremes and still no Tessa skin
Good name 
Ah, the praying matis, you meant?
meanwhile @dark leaf got 4 
@amber basalt She won't go...
wait what did i do ? XD
Good skin, it's just belong to the hardest to play hero 

It is
Some might disagree with this sentence
oh yeh i got lexie pic from game
What is wrong with her cheek?
Like Justina mains or people who have to deal with Akos - Kurumi duo on daily basis
I'm just based my sentence on what it shows in the game
its like insect thingy
did u already pull one before?

yeah at 70
It is guarantee to have 1 extreme in first 100 pull
It is not guarantee the 100th pull will be extreme
because of that
My only extreme is the great sword skin
For the first one it is
But he pulled one at 70
when do i get the next guarantee?
so now t hat 100th one is gone
There isn't one
for the those 3 chests
because they're so easy to get
its only for the limited ones that u can get another one
from pity
to you
Dont remind me
The normal extreme, god know I don't have the money to bid for the star version
I refuse to spend on naraka now

coz anytime I want an extreme I gotta open 100
Sacrifice her 
I hope she asks to be sacrificed.
i'm making a better lexie
its not worthy

The new accessory for Shayol that change her ult effect, is about the same price as the Elden Ring DLC
That's how they get u 😭
she asked for grass broth
let me check the web
@amber basalt already level 4 😭
Yapper
fr fr

Leg today as well more time to yap, if the cat finally leaves my room 😭
Yes
so even if you get another 100 brocades. there will be no guaranty right?
Exactly
Lucky you, I bought all of the aeon chests that they allow to me to buy with silks as well as all of the free one, didn't get any red
No, I havevn't really touched naraka in weeks
so I havent gotten around to buying anything
is trios more populated in EU?

i got two with 30 pulls only. i think thats all my luck for the next 5 yearss
I was planning to buy it for Shayol, but then stop cause I'm still saving for Wilds next year
👀
Was really tempted to buy it though, she hot af, both the summer skin and the cop skin
Does anyone even play EU lol?
i'm waiting for tessa swimsuit
yes
ye
@amber basalt I finally got rid of her
Tessa, Shayol and Feria, my 3 darlings
Tianhai, Tianjaan, jaan, my 3 darlings
I wish there was an ingame trading system, so we can get rid of the cosmetics we don't want.
Too good to be true
you forgot jaanhai
that doesn't sound so nice
Tjaanhai ?


I didn’t buy it 😂😂😂
Looks cool af but
Ne
I don’t play her
My only kryptonite is Valda
Stop the cap you never ask me to play 

Should I get it then?

M&L are chilling outside
Like two babes
Yes, so you can arrest me
Soo ur telling me to get it for you instead

Lemme. Go buy steam gift cards. BRB
@eager trail
should i spend 500 million skyblock coins on pure cosmetics
I'm trying to get both my Tessa and Shayol into top 100 by the end of the season, that way I will have 2 golden avatar, Tessa is done, but Shayol is still 250 points away

i think most of them are just going broke out of greed
bestie
Fuck no
make kumi go eep
yehhh the one i was playing got super bad for that ngl
we playing SC?
just to remind you that your an amazing human being and that we're lucky to have someone like you in our lives 

non
Im buying the steam giftcards right now for u
Why are you invisible?
I asked to see what answer i'd get
aw
my name is John
Oh
That was a little bit toxic..


Dont go to sleep
we play next minipatch
I’m proposing to you before Jaan does I swear
i'm not dw

you'd be able to play and I'll have my sihp
Fuck no
Wonderful



Don’t do that
You’re making me say fuck no to myself
Just let me spoil you 




Ur birthday duh
People got used to me giving stuff
Or complain about me not giving stuff
So I’m giving them something to complain about

Lmaoo
I mean ??
Really now
Who complains like that
imma do a lil switcheroo
Nono, im a kind and caring person, not a bully
Thanks lil backstabber
Have u tried not being busy?
Lies
Tell that my chef, that took all my coworkers
Where did he take them.... on holiday?
No, other place at work
Rude not even a holiday
ask for a raise now that ur doing multiple people's jobs
Its not a lie

I mean, u dont deserve it
Switcheroororororoo
Rejected
Do you remember what you did on 14.12.2023?

First laggen now u
That’s not a good question
Do I want to remember what I did on 14.12.2023????
My question is where is the food

Why would I want it even? Nty
What did she
In my fridge
Yes, but still a lie.
No

U are delulu
He doesn’t even remember 

At least I'm not liar
Stop putting the same words into my mouth Tomo
Anyone can rec. me a hairdryer?

Thanks for throwing yourself in the bin tomo.

You are welcome
I told u im a caring person
Just got 2nd place ranked, the 1st guy was better at parrying than me 
I got you two together?
It also didn't help that I was using Polesword and Dual Blades, so basically, prime target for parrying 
No I didn’t
What is not fun o.o
You played a match maker, Mochi?
Merk ich mir

Self torute. You gotta let someone else do it to u.
Ez: don't release 🤔👍
Or try to bait the parry
And i finally just got my Doom Smasher gift box, which I assumed came from the puzzle event 
👍👍
Scammers already trying to contact me from this discord wtf
Acting like they know me and crap
Ban her
Simple answer, block them and report them to a mod, if they from this server
Send a screenshot to @terse horizon
Same goes with any other server


Are u a strong man
No one is good enough for tomo
Kinda hard to do, it's night rn, so my ping is kinda high, also I didn't warm up, literally go in head first, charge spamming 
sent them a screenie hopefully the weirdoes get banned lol.

Admin abusing power 

NOW IM NERVOUS
Who can ban you anyway 
Rude
Who?
Bronze at best
I mean, yes
He’s a good kid
idk he’s 18
Bro is a kid to me
U broke the rule too
Gets mogged by @deft pollen in dress to impress or whatever 
So you won’t be alone
we got together 2 days from now 
Lets go together
So that was his intention but he fucked up


Never happened and will never happen
probably
Sam is cracked on n that dress up thing

No
They make me play this game
I just easily beat them
I only do fashion on Warframe where it's fine

Facts
Literally endgame is fashion frame just like FFXIV is fashion endgame too
How old r u exactly


Why?
You don't generally ask women this it's seen as rude in many areas. 
Oh, I see 🤔👍👍
Not for me 
Like a gremlin
In some cases yes acceptable but in some no
U got this, I believe in you!
I just wanna know 
Fair enough. Seems harmless
Still young

We are all gremlins here
Young and beautiful as a flower 
How old are you?
Yeah, I have no issue
You have something good that comes with every age

22 
Still almost a month till the end of the season, only around 200 points to get in top 100, so plenty of time, probably have to get to top 90 or smt to be safe though
But sometime I 21
Smol
Cause I was born in December
👍👍👍
I was supposed to be born on Feb 29th during a leap year 
Same, I was in November, so sometime I'm 22, sometime I'm 21 
What does that even mean
Mature talk 
🤔

I thought you meant you can talk with people age 70-99 
Yes feed me 
Just like you 
Sometime 60

Everyone say I was 27
I mean, you're not wrong, being in uni/college is basically the baby step of adulthood
Nuh uh I have a job
I don't go college
I also have a job, part time only though, still have to focus on uni

👍👍👍
A job get about 800$ / month
Noice
Having income of your own effort that you can freely spend is nice
I'm now having to seek a new job though, my last one just shut down right after I receive my payment 
Teaching assisstant for one of the uni teachers would be nice

Red pakda
That's cute
In spirit you were

Fall over

You should be protecting me sniff sniff
:D
Granny
Domain expansion
Even money?
The more money you have the higher chances or getting robbed

Yes
Real
Most people with too much money
If you have money u could buy security
Have dark secrets
@main storm this you?
And are friends with Epstein
"most"
99%
Nah fr cuz u is a b-

Brother can't say it
Roblox kid vocabulary not unlocked yet
Damn
I can’t even say it with exclamation mark
Censorship is wild
Free speech!!!
Vote for trump
Koko calm down tf
Everybody so creative
Tell me my good 
Bet you wish you were like them huh
Had to tell him how
Sam
Hi
You are creative
Lowkey I’m hungry
He's a hater

Eat king
Good
hi
Eat ur e kittens
Hard life
Dududro
Ayo
MAX VERSTAPPEN

Life is survival
U might be onto something
You mean
He definitely is
Fr
No you're not
Unfortunately
bro might be into something fr

How tf do you find a cat every one centi meter
😭
Don’t make me bring up that server u was in
Cat place
Oh my god


That night mare of a person
Now I have the last laugh
Okay joker
He do be the entire circus actually ngl
Cat everywhere
That's feral
Cats everywhere
Cats everywhere
Cats everywhere
Except in my home
Only feral for carnelian

Yeah idk what that means
Ima be real
Sam and gabite
Sam and gigabite


Samuel and megabyte
Fr
Samuel the third
I shall challenge you to a duel of utmost importance

Sure
They fr think they're funny
Damn. I thought you were asleep
no
If i laughed
U were too quiet for. Once
After that is lil bird
Hmmm
Whatchu smacking me for 
Hello gabite


@main storm
um i felt like it
Thats not very nice of you kumi
You deserved it
Just cuz it’s Friday
Bet


Clapped
Ok baldy
Pops Gab you work in the medical field?
Here
Big boned meeting location
KFC
Big boned
Gabite will eat entire bucket of chicken
Naah calling you a chicken
I like chicken so imma take it
Shioon fires an explosive missile at gabite

Effectively reducing the damage
Only thing he can fire is a shiny laser beam from his baldass head
Heck yeah gurl
Fr
Imma beat yo ass
its fake money
Gabite fires a tactical nuke on shioon
Shioon threatens gabite with beating his ass
Which is quite
I should get back to twitch and yap my way to being famous
Sus
Can I have the skin 
????
Join what?
@main storm Coolest pal skill ever. Blazmut ryu

The game
What game?
Blessy titanium balls of fire what game is this?
Palworld.
That's on roblox
Wtffff
Paleord session with vang
They should add King Ghidorah to Palworld
No.
I'm done repeating this game a thousand times over.
WHAT SKILL IS THAT
I'm WAITING
Play xdefiant
Blazmut ryu magna crush.
You only get if u defeat blazmut ryu
Is that even good?
It just cod
Like how bro disappeared for that
Without the kids and prone
I want it
I want old cod where I can say whatever i wanted 
Do u still get 1 stats 100% on the same pals?
I think so.
Not sure I didn't read the patches.
People read patches?
Ikrr
If u play naraka u def need to.
Pass.
I don't read
@rough sandal very helpful
Lol
Don't pick a song
Tbh I see a lot of bugs in the work pals.
When i played, they got often stuck, when u went offline/away from base
Like earlier, they added dumud so u could farm high quality pal oil but damn anubis/knockem won't pick up the high quality pal oil so I had to fill the entire farm with dumud.
It's so dumb.

Bruh
It's circles
That's the default
U can make it arrow
Bro ran away
😔
Uh I hate that when I do boss fights lmaoo
Later
But hard for u
Go away



But it was too short to write

No your baldness blinded her
Good good
Okay gnome from wow
Lool gnome
Not for you
Okay you shiny orange
find account
Vinahouse song
Yes

You always choose peace with me lol
?

Gnome is wild
No you can catch these hands
Make yourself hear that
Alr
Garden gnome would be wilder
Thanks
Slow hands
Getting beaten up by Sam is wild
I beat him
Im sorry ms spiderweb
Lol you are the wild one
It takes awhile for them to get low enough to hit you

Indeed 
Cuz sam put a premium on that ass whooping @keen pasture
💀
What did you do 
Ok trump supporter

I’m black and Korean he would hurt me 

Also a female
Nothing
😓
Also a gnome
Triple whammy
I didn’t say that

Fr 
Oh cause I was gonna say I stuck myself to you with glue 
- gothic = perfection
Big fan
Hiiii amor ! 
Garden gnome

Wait, when did u


doors unlocked
Nah he needs your votes

Don’t worry about it
I know 


I'm on vaca now for 2 days. Will leave in an hours.
Enjoy vacation 
Lvl 13
will have that volcano explode and bury me.
Shhhhh just accept love 
Go to bed

I’m not home yet.
No
Then I release the yapgod album

I’m telling jaan
Oh enjoy and be careful baobao
thank u amor u too take care
You already do everything you type 
He’s already expressed his disappointment
Okay hater

Good you tell her man
Ok baldie
Yesyes
You don’t have choice 
Fight me
I can’t argue with that
Can’t let them walk over you
I’d feel bad punching the elderly

You would lose lol
All I would have to do is move back while you throw a hit and your back would lock itself
Naah these legs are. Built strong
Why are they trembling so hard then
He takes one wrong step and his ankle is a goner
Just did leg day
Ok buddy
My legs are like tree stumps
Big and strong
Stuck on the floor

Back in the day maybe

….
“Back when I was in my prime” 
I am in my prime now


You’ve been in your “prime” since 1942
I’d be dead by now
My grandpas still alive
you and him could probably be friends and talk about the golden years
Your grandad is unlucky he got a granddaughter like you
@spark bison send her to bed already
Sick of her

@rare gorge @main storm u can do this too.
Send location
Feels good to sit down
You're silver !
You talk so much


Can you extend that offer to me? 

Bet 

I yap can’t stop 
Kayla getting bribed
Bet
I’m weak, I have no extremes

















I wasn’t even here








