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Talk to me when ur on the podium

its actually really fun and so addicting
Cuz Roblox


... I only date women wtf I don't roll that way.

this game is so fun
Only women right ? 
but so not encouraging for new players
What!?
sorry i can't hear you from up here
stay mad
That's wild
Ohhh you got into deadlock ??
Down there*
huhhh
Sam is 6'7
i watched a trailor there it looks pretty good 
yes I'm hooked and I need people to play with
need an invite? @earnest barn
Looks like you don't roll down the mountain but upwards 
ik 6th place isn't talking
Yes!! That would be awesome
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Bro cookedš
send me ur steam friend code, i got u
Loling 
Did u pay on steam before
If she's a biological woman sure.
sus
Damn itās okay kumi u might get ur chance on that podium one day
You just fall down from my estimation 
fckin cinnamon bun
1v1 funky friday sam
always a monster
Cinnamon is sweet
weird saying as i beat you everytime
Why the hell do u appear out of nowhere

1v1
Funky friday
That's usually how stuff happen, no one say hi here
my apolocheese
Sent 
Cheese tax

Just a bite
i already didmy 1v1s of the week
sent fr. nice gintoki pfp 
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Wdym? Have I bought anything on there before? Yes?
Cause I think.u gotta buy something or pay a certain amount in steam to be able to get it
Not alot tho
Like
Lying isnāt ur thing is itš
5 bucks
Maybe next time
He's my favorite 
EAT SOMEONE ELSE
no but it sure is yours š
I just defended you, so mean
theres only so much of sams yapping i can take on a weekly basis
Sam is getting doubled up on
Oh fair I'm spending like $100 later so should be fine yeah?

Nah it's like 5 bucks or something
U said u bought something
Should be enough
I do not yapp
mine too!
the cheese tax 
Someone is looking for another dti smackdown
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Sam doesn't yapp either
your too scared 
So no 1v1?
@eager trail and u ask me why Iām violent
š
Ppl too scared now days
I canāt win with these ppl dawg
not rn
Oh def not now
I love the original story mixed with tons of parodies. So well done but people I show it to don't like or get it idk
I'm sleeping soon
Cheeeeese TAX 
1v1 sam
it's not for everyone 
Funky friday
True
next time we run customs i'll @ you
probably be doing them more now fogg and kayla are back
On Friday?
I'm not talking bout naraka
just wait til we play that survivor game imma vote you off every round
ohhhh
i've not played that one
Bro just realized
U can try šš
It wonāt work
hello
sent the invites, make sure to check your steam notifs for it. might take some time to get it 
Sam
watch me
Just wanted to note something
anyone else wants a deadlock invite just dm me ur steam friend code
Yh?
It's blade point
Out first round š
Not bald
Sorry even since I met shioon
it won't be hard to get the others to team up on you

Ur a full time manipulator

Wonāt be hard at all
Was this necessary
Wassup samuel
the bald? yes
š§šæ
Samuel the third
oh shit! Jane Doe banner today
I shall challenge you to a duel
U wont win
i have enough people to form doris bald club now
Where the winner empties the opponent's pantaloons
You mean social deduction type of game?
its more of a bully sam game
So fight me and don't run scallywag
especially not if my beautiful wife is there
That and you just targeted me in the customs earlier 
What!?
ON everyoneās soul it wasnāt me

wasn't me i only killed her like twice
WE HAD A WHOLE ARGUMENT ON WHO WAS SHOOTING THE ARROWS
It was yukki
Yea I was looking for you too 
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after you said you couldn't parry it was ggs

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Facts
So many haters
oh yeh i sniped a sam kill from someone on accident
while fogg and i was beefing
sorry to whoever that was 
š§šæ
So
It was u
Tag me when y'all play it again

you were in the way

So hype for anime GTA
still got you 

Side Note: Kumi is an opp
CHEESE TAX ! š§


Canāt win against these ppl
Your fame comes with enemies sam.

i need more people to play TFD cause i like it but rn theres no point in continuing the grind
i thought basements don't exist in london
Oh shi
can i at least get a blanket before i go down there again

THATāS WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO THINK
its late for you too bro
thats what you think
these walls are surprisingly comfy
is the enrage* souljade bait?
put the cookie down
And somehow is sleeping outside
i see you
i've never done that before ngl
Who asked you
Wwwhy arenāt you asleep
the audacity 

I just get into the conversation
Idc
I just sent you two songs
Be happy



Iām taking my songs back

Don't look at me like that 
Well, if you know that people are plotting, please tell them to stop and get a life
Thank you
Smart too move like this right now
Makes it faster
Big brain
You love the songs
Donāt tell me what to do
Just did 
Sorry
Go to sleep.
Already done
Oh so you are bald 
????

Sleep


Bruh my phone is annoying
Hi

Hiii
Mooncakeus
Wouldnāt be using it if you were asleep
hell yeah you did prick
always threw me for a loop
Ok crazy person
so youre saying you arent bedlocked then
hi shion
you know
so
you were my LEAST
favorite girl
Nice
when i had to go talk to you
No sleep and took pain medicine 
Tell me more
bc you were always up on the damn MOUTAUN
???
lovely eyes youve got there
pain meds good but yes sleep
Take your crazy pills
i dun no what da fug you caulkin on
haha
fug
ew
Huh

Are you okay buddy?
Wa a chatting bout
Need to triple her dose
there is no solution for poe
Your point?
i survived the apocolypse
No Iāve been sleeping
id survive the undoing of maan
Maan
i can get her to break for a few seconds but thats it
wadduh cuh
Back to sleep
why are you all the way up there
girl
Watchu say, blud?
nuh much lil pimp
say sum else ima have to run them mfin shoes
i love mlm pyramid schemes
@keen pasturei got something to say to you
the power dynamic drives me wild
Yessss
To be on top of things
They are so in love

Canāt Iām not here
thats a shame. i was just gonna say youre super cute
but now i cant
youll never hear it
I still don't understand this
sorry poe you are no longer main waifu
At all
youll find
the nonsenical element
is were half the humor lies in much of your interactions with me
Yes
with ''stream of consciousness'
very common in literature such as 'the catcher in the rye'
i have developed a sense of humor based heavily in this literary concept
you think this offends me?
no
Seems like brain rot to me
but as per the bylaws i have to inform you
you think i find grief in the idea that my visage has been stripped of your rankings?
i will consume and conquer the ground upon whcihc your home is built.
mhm
See you're using a lot of big words I don't understand, so I'm gonna take that as disrespect
where'd your lexile stop?
5th grade?
Uhhhh

literary too big a word?
The beef
was it
"element" THAT GOT YOU?
@eager trail When did you stop?
Today
Because Iām done with people

Today then
This symbolizes the perpetual cycle of calm, outrage, grief, and unfairness I feel when ulting as Tianhai
Your profile is giving hot dude again
i think you just like alt ppl babe
i think thats all this is
go ahead and bag you a baddy that dyes their hair black and has piercings
Deftones 
i fck UP
I saw them in show
why didnt you take me
I think it was the cat album
You were planning on getting a piercing
I keep the good stuff for me 
I was not even enjoying it
no?
Not because it was bad
Do it faster
not your vibe?

But bc I was waiting for the show after 
i gotta ask the claires next door how far theyll go
It was SOAD 
we love our system boys
FATHER
father
FATHER
father
i pray a swift recovery after it
These dude are awesome
i dunno em
Their hair are impossibly long and the head bang look evil, love it !
whos the guy..
Without me 
imminence i think..
And they did a team up with a guy name Lord Worm, so he throw worm at us ahah
You are always in my heart 
I need some of them
Inches š¤²š¾
I don't think he would...
I might be seeing rob zombie in concert 
jesus god
We will have to get it ourself
Humm
lucky mama
im soft on him bc of his movies
hes sick
his movies make my skin crawl
i love it
I saw rob zombie 
idk them maam
It's good
So many shirt off... ahahah
LMAO]

LMAO
hes the type of concert id expect it at
Yeah

That's why we shall too
YES
I'm guilty

SIGN MY SHIRT ROB SIR
But alice cooper was very nice, but I doubt he will do more show
He sang with marilyn manson at the time I saw him
I just got stagger locked so hard, I don't know whether I should be angry at the guy for doing that to me, or impress at that guy's skills
𫵠š
JEZEBEL
JEZZEEB;
Genius
impressed
hes wld
dont make him mad
he'll find you outside of the game
i will say my girlies
i love spiritbox
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One for most pit one for another most pit and the other for when people are throwing drinks 
Did u ever do a wall of death ? @keen pasture
I stay dirty xD
Ahahaha nah I just don't remember
Yea and Iām 5ā2 so I try to stay safe on peoples shoulders 
Omg you did the one that everyone goes on top of shoulder ?
Or just u xD
I think I will just send him a friend request, if he has that much skills, might as well ask him to carry me 
I find the biggest males or women who are willing to pick me up 
Also I always befriend the tough guy in a moshpit so he protect me ahaha

Is there a more comforting feeling than being a little spoon? 

That or I stay on the outside to kick people back in when they to close

Yea being the reason we die cause they relied on your skills
Hi

Hot
I usually have them on my belt
Or shorts

These stuff are so dangerous in show
Many of my friend got hurt pretty bad by these
All bloody
Not that they didn't like the idea of war scar 
???
Indeed thatās why when I wear any type of spicked outfit Iām in front row on the baracade
then the adrenaline wears off
Seriously though, the difference between platinum and below rank and solar rank is like, astronomical
I went from bronze to solar with much difficulty, but as soon as I step in solar, the process just stop dead in its track
Oh well punk always complain haha
Ummm hi
Wowowowo 
Finally someone


Biggest regret was missing Venom in a festival š¦

You discord nitro people, flexing your animation emoji 
Never 
5* 0000 5* 00000000 5* 0000 5* 00000000
I can not wait till I get paid Iām going insane getting these Halloween plushies and decorations

I need more candle
5* 000000000000 14 00000000000 11 12 000000000000
Did u get what you order ?
No havenāt placed the order yet had to cancel it cause wrong address 
I forgot also
Ouff omg

Right on time at least
If they shipped it I would have cried

Love him 
He deserved more
Definitely
They have them I just need like 3 to make my life complete

Cute

They don't plot they yap 
Question, iirc, each season, they will release a new hero at around the middle of the season right?
usually
Kinda nice that they're somewhat consistent about new hero release, not so sure about new weapon though 
why the fuck is naraka's matchmaking system so trash
im getting matched up vs top 10 players and im level 50
Either that, or the God of Naraka want you to suffer a little bit 
You'll get used to it eventually 
but top 10s is a bit much dont u think
he cares not from where the blood flows
mfs even got a grand entrance when they joined the game
lol
what choice is there tbf, like if u jus let queue go itāll time out consistently
There was like 5 top 1 players in one of my latest match 
You either play with the best players, or you play with bots 
yea true
sandbaggers are the worst type of pros
sometimes the bots are 200x worse than the top players

i remember some dude killing me with straight fists
Ah yes, hard mode bots, 0 ping parrying 
Sandbagger?
As in they are showing off?
mhm
it's not trash, it's non-existent

The tilte sometimes feel absolutely meaningless
I meant, I met some, but the worst things they do is just emote mocking me on my corpse
:kek:
They still at least fight me properly
True, I'm top 100 on like 3 heroes on the PS5 SEA server, and I still get bullied all the time
Also, how do you change the thingy next to your name?
First time I see that
do you know what might be causing that?
Nope
People here yapp so HARD
Never saw that before

Yapyapyap
ah no finally this chat is ded
damn
gg @rough sandal you won again

how do you do grappling combo?
@potent jungle
please give my takeda a starskin
i give you @eager trail 's soul for it 
youtube is pretty nice to teach you so things 
Combo guide for ALL weapons!
Follow my Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/chefofthedead
Official Naraka Discord: https://discord.gg/narakabladepoint
Combo Notation:
V: Vertical
H: Horizontal
FH: Focus Horizontal
FV: Focus Vertical
AH: Aerial Horizontal
JH: Jump Horizontal
JV: Jump Vertical
CH: Crouch Horizontal
CV: Crouch Vertical (uppercut)
G: ...
start at 0:38
before that he talk about his life like a kek
tyyy

Uppercut and grapple
Water melon
What , thatās how it works
just VANG
You show me the clip already
Yes
@young raven they dont want to drop this information 
@terse horizon do something !

About what ?
Takeda skin ;c
about his 
Exactly
Oh
Is anyone else having the longest queue time for immortal war?

bro im clipped to the ground again
and its spamming blue attacks
wtf is going on with my game
Welcome to mid season IW
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omg
this chat is stinky.. weird
Did nobody inform.u that the game is dead?

looks good
I don't have a problem with any other mode other than immortal war
hows the ground
no one play immo war..
this mode is like hot potato, ded.
cause other modes get filled with bots
Ohh I see okay good to know thank you guys
Naraka is just a good game chair
sister.. stop spreading false informations
i report you if you continue so
people will believe you and leav the game
sry mr 1k players isnt dead
dont be an ass

Lol
Tru
idk im still nr 2 viper even tho i dont play

how does that work in a so alive game huh?

Because you log in every 3 weeks
nice.. you hide battle history, i was going to rekt you

my last match was prob over a month ago
lol
If you saw their world championship and so how much money they put into it clearly it's not a dead game
no one play viper lol..
yh causr in china its popular
So it's not a dead game....
i was top 3 takeda and i'm 25 now.. really ded 
how do u drop points?
but i turned into a kylin 
ya mid you dont, but people play so i drop ranks of my takeda..
it's not playtime
7am
time to go work for normal people

k than i log in in 7hours

than theres maybe 30online
log in in 12h
when normal people finish work 
30ppl from 100
not many work nightshift like us 
you have only bot friends

2h ago they was playing lol

@silk aspen play many quickmatches
idk whatās going on there
Add me so you have 4

I'm playing pve
Na has more players than eu.
Saki is on crack
u are.lucky
saki take a shower and go sleep
500HR IN QUEUE??!?! do you live in Alaska??
Okay?!?!
not in 1 queue
Obviously
Nah thatās cap
after 30min it times u out
i will never understand people who trashtalk the game they like
and when it gets closed they are the first to complain why everyone leav
ay.. deja vue
and u have to requeue
Go to Sea play QM kill kanji character names feels good comes back to NA gets killed by kanji names feels bad XD
Obviously I didn't think you spend 500hr in one queue wtf
u could requeue like 5times for 30mins
idk i think queue times have been rather fast this past season im negl
My max queue time is 5 mins if you're going on 30mins blame your Internet and where you live lol
nowadays its a bit better but still queues for 10mins arent fun
I 100% agree
ill rather play more active games where i dont fight the same person every match
and u cant say thats not true delta play any mode in the evening for 10.matches straight and ull encounter atleast 70% the same ppl
Just queue at 7pm and you donāt have problems on eu

But not 7am
at high rank i encounter only the same people
but that's nothing special

i still fight the same ppl over and over and get teamed by shmellactimel 3 out of 5 solo matches with his 2 autistic friends
since they dont get banned
Thatās how it works in high elo , in every game
Tru
they got reported
ay so ur telling me if i queue high elo in a game i find the same ppl every match?
Call of duty, apex all of them work that way
Tru
in apex i dont encounter the exact same preds every lobby
Are you pred?
Saki needs sleep 
Then yes you will
I know they got reported and?
they dont get banned anyways
you can say the same about roblox
doesnt help
git gud and 1v3 them, ez
Lol dress to impress
kekW

u can do that id rather keep my sanity
they do get banned idk who is feeding you false info
but thats too late
Saki like to be salty 

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in EU.. pretty much yes, but atleast there is something 
Shh
@thin tiger you said you play once every 3 weeks so you don't really have a good understanding of queue times different hours of the day. Also you won't be fighting the same players over and over again different days or different times.
yes but i played enough games this season on multiple days
where i queued multiple times for 15+mins
Where do you live?
its not like i didnt play the whole season
Like rural?
Germany? what does it matter where I live
where I live does not.matter shiet
Servers matter where you live lol what do you mean????
It doesnāt
Server does go with your pain you get matched up with people who have like ping as you
alright brother
Ping*
Im out at that point 
She lives in EU , she queues for eu. The game doesnāt really care about ping
Thatās why server hopping is a thing
u rly think ping matters
brother theres ppl from na and sea in our.lobbies
open ur eyes
If ping would matter I would play 10h daily on my 4ms against 4ms enemies
They def dont have a good ping

unless they live in eu too 
this is true.

if queues where diff for pings we would have even longer queuetimes
than I could queue half a day

U want to make it even worse
Cuz your ping is shit?
please stay cool guys 
stop smoking
Ping is not related to matchmaking in naraka, please keep it civil
Smh

sora pls end me ingame
Itās not abuse if they donāt listen 
Ill listen daddy relax

KekW

sora best mod i swear
True , also highest elo mod
Well if your queue times are that high sounds like there's no players on the EU server lol

No shiet
thats what ive been saying 50times
7am...
Right that's why I asked where you lived and you said why does it matter clearly it matters






















