#π¬βgeneral-chat
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Lmao
Complete 180
i had my fav phone for almost 5 years lol
mood
I had a sony Xperia for 6
It was passed down from my brother
mine was asus zenfone 6
Only for sms
god damn i love that phone
And papa pizzaeria

I mean it fell in water
W papa pizzaeria
For REAL
heey
Valda say hi
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Valda isnt a ho..
hahaha u funny
but you cant do that anyway
how are u?
good bro
yea but u cant do that anyway
welcome 
thx
it's too much to handle
One of these days ill consume the mods to gain their power
it would consume the average person's being entirely
Im no average person
Take gabi
wha?
Yeah he was first fs
wdymm
LMFAO
Your on his hit list lmaoo
im assuming im at the top of the list with a big target on my name

Absolutely 

have fun 

Lmaoooo

So uhh, lovely weather we're having ay?
Finalllllyyyyyu
I got my cod account linked to my xbox
Were UP chat
Im so happy. This shit has my heart racing......1 year
O couldnt play on my main Account
No fox no more? π€π

π€¦πΌββοΈπ€¦πΌββοΈ
Hello 
Hello

Hey


Yo
yolla
Man....ibuprofen is like god sent or something
Lmao applaud moroka he made an excellent joke
Yepyep
Indeed ππ
......
How is your day going
I m just a normal person...
Oh
Train day π
NAH
Going back home π
....
A lot of glazing
ππ
Yep
jealous
No idea what started it π€π
Hiiii and Ur going back home?
Your birth my good Sir
Yep ππ
Where were u!?
I got a beach volley tournament tomorrow, so I needed to go back at my apartment
Blessing other nations with your presents?
At my parents' π, they needed some help
Nah, I very rarely go on holidays outside Switzerland ππ, got no money to travel, and no time
Ahh
Switzerland
Will be needed π
There are some pros there; we are going to get destroyed
Nah ur like that one mc in that volleyball anime
I wish ππ
Sadly I can't jump as high π
I think my spike is 3.15-3.20 ATM; it should be much higher to compete wellπ
Ahahaha, no need πππ
But Ty for the thought
And what about you Sam? How's the day been treating you?
Of course sir. Anything for you
(and you too washi, how are you doing?)
Im actually doing really well
Just came back from work so gonna be chilling for the weekend

Ah, a man of culture πππ
Hello hello 
Hiiii
Ive been on a 1 year fight with Activision about my Main cod account. Finally got it back today
Nice!
Put too much damn money into that account for it to be gone
How are you Lexie? Just woke up? 
Other than that everything else has been pretty standard tho. But all in all well
Good good ππ
Thank you for asking King Eranicks. Youre so humble
Talking to someone as low status as Me?
Lmaoooo
Thanks
π€
No problem
I think he was ironic π€π
No hesitation π€
Aside from tomorrow, I should be there π
Uhh, that's nice
another dance party?
Always good to see grandma
Dti?
Ahahaha good. Good π
I made the mistake of letting my grandma discover boxing gloves πππ

I have never seen a person so happy punching the air at random π
!?!?
LMAO
you too


I need to know the story behind it
Well
Basically 2 days ago it was my mother's anniversary, so we, the family, made her a gift ππ
(basically a small punching box, to let the stress out, since she is super stressed recently, and also keeps saying that she needs to do more sport)
And that evening my grandparents were there aswell, and grandma was really interested at how the boxing gloves worked
So she tryed them and started punching everywhere while laughing like a kid π
Needless to say that my grandpa went pale after a few swings ππ
End of the story, my grandma now wants to have a pair of boxing gloves and a punching ball π
?
π€ nvm
Ok π€π

Oh , hello Yuki ππ
Hi tired, u new here?
What happened?
@main storm 
a lot
I got stuck on the ceiling thing
and then parried no reason
I hit my head
Did it hurt?

?
Why? It's early
ignore what I'm saying rn
yes you can
I'm high
1v1 on top of the train
I ain't no tom cruise doing a mission impossible ππ
G is definitely in there ππ€
so oran gutan?
Yep. π€
according to google thats the right one
SEE

...
I am going back to sleep


Anzeige gleich Raus era
Pffft
Ja sicher 

Nei, das du π€π
cap
ππ

bonsoir jaan

I have a keyboard you'd like
show me
Hello world :))

TIMMY

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
YOOO
WHERE TO BUY

what movie is it??
amazon or yunzii
godzilla king of monsters

ty 
H E L L O W O R L D : )
my BFV froze too
πππ
That keyboard must be un comfy as hell
morocco no
stop shaming the keyboard
it's cute
Who is you
I is you
looks like a standard keyboard
you're moroka? 
Who are you*
You're not good enough to be my fake
Yuki.exe crashed π±
"Not good enough"
but for your standards it is
not good enough to be a fake which means she excels in being great

You'd lose lol
cap
No cap

2009?
Aren't u 17
You're literally two years older
I am not 17
Stop lying
who told you fake news
You're
f
Gabite

Grandpa
My fav novel ends in 12 chapters
why tf you putting it on me
AYO
Reincarnation of the Strongest Sword God
She ain't
I AIN'T A GUY FIRST OF ALL AND SECOND OF ALL I COULD BE YOUR MOM
mhm mhm sounds good dayum
That is not true
YUKI π
AAJAHAHAHAHA
actually, nothing...
???

Grandma
.-.
listen
I do not have grey hair
I am not old
you're just an embryo man
thats what they all say
says the one who is legit older
I do π€, some; a nice moment of my first exams session at uni π€ππ
oldie
yea i've accepted it

I'm not
I like dogs
17 or less
170*
they're cute
i didnt mean age
π§’π§’π§’

Oh
Still
YOU DID NOT

She's like
DO ME LIKE THAT
4'11

NAH
Short
IMMA BEAT YO ASS UP
Oly midgetony
MOROCCO YOU LEGIT JUST STARTED PUBERTY OR SOME SHET
Nah
ππππππ

In mind

That's u
π
Midget ahh
Godzilla: King of the Monsters
How about you grow in coping capabilities more
π
Copium ain't helping
Alright enough
I go eat
Adios
how about you get older and respect your elders first 
hope you kindly choke
You're two years older
I am
anatomically I am
.-.
Bigger than u
For sure
They all get crushed by a slipper
go eat kid
australia level shit π
You want some grandma?


π
since now apparently
Wait, u younger than Gabi?
No im like 4 years older I think

you're 21 no?
Yeh but I turn 22 this year
I feel old....
oh so yea almost 4 years
Same
Yukiiiiiiiiiiiii 
I had a piece of dark humour for this πππ

it's ok grandpa kids can be mean sometimes...
You both are babyβs 
.... π
Your also younger than me Wym


Pineapple
...
bro
Thought you forgot my age
I tried it tho
Kidney stones are way worse π€
I would rather go see a medical professional
No one said the pineapple had to be in one piece π€
ITS A WHOLE ASS PINEAPPLE
U eat that π€π€·π»ββοΈ
I would never forget

..
?
Pineapple

Itβs not hard to do it
I would but I would cease to exist
Pina colada
I can π€, it's not like it's much π€
with the spikes and all????
That u can't eat π€·π»ββοΈ
It's common sense
THATS THE POINT
...
Oh I was gonna say chopped but if I have too I have too


Easily poop a pineapple
that's called eating a pineapple
If you can fit a family of raccoona up there

Iβm allergic
hi allergic

Would i have to drink the grape?
what has this chat become 
Grape juice or wine
πππ
Go with the flow gab π
Not pee grape juice
I like candy grapes tanghulu is my life 
bro what
WHAT FLOW THAT A WHOLE ASS PINEAPPLE MAN
Ahoj, mΓ‘ lΓ‘sko
π
I feel pooping a pineapple ia far easier than even figuring out how to drink a whole grape
ahoy π

Plus pissing out a grape would just be agony

And the other one wouldnβt????
AND THE PINEAPPLE WOULDNT?????
XDDD
Itβs a whole pineapple


?!?!???!
we've filtered out the masochists 

There might be blood anyway
look what you've done 
entertaining chat
Either way your destroying a part of your body
When dti
hehe
Facts either way you answer this itβs a trap 

Worst part about online shopping is waiting for packages

I cant take a nap or anything
I had fun last time we played
I also enjoyed the game were we voted people out
anyone want to play?
Worst part is, they don't fit the clothes
I canβt wait for you to join too 
Truuuuue
that's great! We can play on the weekend!

Now im waiting here. Like im trying to kill him
why
I always miss something cause I sleep all the time 
Watching and waiting
Your better asking in #974124352293437470
Uhm I got this asked and I wanted to see peoples opinion, so Marko?
Yayyyyy 
first answer this
I mean same 
πππ
Yesss!! Just hit us uppp
What
- how would a whole intact grape enter your bladder
- how would a whole intact pineapple enter your stomach and go through your intestines to even reach the anus
.....
Listen
Magic
We only talking about
Then
Peeing and pooping
π
I am taking them both out with magic too
How about this
But you have to question it
Otherwise we are operating in the realm of absurdity
and in that case
I am removing them with magic
Would you prefer a grape be forced up or a pineapple forced up?
Marko :(
forced up you mean vomit it out?
No no
Nah
what the hell have you been watching
Forced up the.....you know
ππππ
i'd die fighting before i let that happen
guys wtf π
Letβs not ask questions we donβt wanna know Marko
Lmaooo
π
Easy pineapple tho
Easy huh
Nah
Ive seen some crazy shit
And why is that easy
I'd say depends on gender
Gabite! How have you been?

Gender?
Because
Why would it depend on the gender
Wait
No it doesnt
I'm out π
hello mei! pretty decent hbu??
It makes no difference
Girls cant take a grape any better than a man
We talking about grape and pineapple right?
I GOT IT ASKED
Busy week with school starting back up again
Its a very serious question
by who


Ok wait
A FRIEND
Would tomorrow work 
understandable
Yessssss!
W question
Okieee itβs a plan then 
Yaaaayyyy! 
Either way its......pain
How big is the grape?
it's a fuckin grape bro what do you think
Normal grape sized?
Both would hurt like hell idk about kill tho
But wouldn't a girl easily fit a grape?
People have peed out crazy sized kidney stones

Panda
just need to think

Do you know how a womans body works?
how would we get out of this situation
No never talked to a woman before
without doing either option

.....
They have 2 different spots for 2 different functions
You know what
Not the place
Speaking of raccoons
Actually we have three
donβt remember how I found that out
kayla π
IM JUST SAYING just for future knowledge just in case you know

@keen pasture @amber basalt Why do you use funky power plugs
No way seriously?
fuck that when do i get to beat your ass up in sf6
this weekend?
Whats the 3rd one for?
read a biology book bro
Why
We will never know
This chats grat
But why
great*
I don't know either
its hydrating
it's tasting water
I thought you were making a joke da heck
none of it is ending up in its mouth
What?
water is ew
When I get down with my bday and but it on my own PlayStation 
Taking notes
nu
Water is amazing
UK uses Type G, US uses Type A/B
wait when is your birthday?
I had the same thought 
Blood?
Wym by funky power plugs then 
The 26 but Iβm probably gonna get it this weekend
yes
Bro forgot O
Oh
Ehm...
We wanted to be special
I was wondering
Iβm so used to it atp
these guys
they all look so surprised and worried
I hate having to sign for packages
We like the face they make I guess 
Theres a reason i do online shopping
Thatβs the face I make when I donβt get my way
Bad kitty


Heβs a comedian
If it did just come to me 
Its ok lil gabby
OK NAH WHAT HOW DOES STONE FORM GREAT SWORD BEAT BLUE FOCUS IT BLOCKED EVERYTHING
Gabbi?
im pressed clearly
Always 
Dodge back
there's 2 types of stone form
stone form and invincible stone form
for real i thought there was only one
Useless
stone form eats light attacks but blue focus cuts through it
uh huh
cant parrym when they never do blues and only lights
invincible stone form eats both light and blue attacks
it's called invincible for a reason
i shall try
stay away from me 
Normal stone form is what you have from neutral
and you enter invincible stone form by doing an appropriate attack and then holding
I thought we were the bestest of friends you were even tied for my favorite mod and everything
Sad day i gueds
Oh well
i aint no kitten
What servers have you been in to have to write this

How many people sent u weird stuff
ask blessy or sam they are more fitting of the job
Who?
@steady swan @main storm
Thank god
What
mhm
Don't miss me too much gabi

lmao
you dont want anyone who isnt blessy?
he aint even good enough to be a kitten then ig
so you want only blessy?

Nah "Not Blessy"
"dont"
Thats who they said they were
just blessy here
Praise be
10 more minutes until my game is done
says you mf
Bye bye not blessy
hahahaha

So about this pineapple debate

.. burn it
Lmaooooo

hm
Anyone who speaks pineapple gets a block
Oh

What about Grape?
It's fine.
i just ate grapes
Rather I love green grapes
very delicious
π₯Ή
and none of them is ending up in my bladder
Hm indeed
The seedless ones my fav
Lmaoooooo
How are u?
I never really see a difference in seed or seedless

Iβve actually been drinking like 2 litres of water a day 
Good about to play dti but might take a nap 
Oh wait
WITHOUT US??

Liters arent actually that much
more than that dude
Is it not like 8pm where you are 
For women itβs around 2-3
And this one says about .9 liters
From what I could find at least
4-5l is a little bit too much but not like its gonna do anything
so what
yea i dont remember properly but smth like that
not too different
My fault kind sir would like to play 
Sir?
this just reminds me of the girl that died from drinking like 10l in 2h π
If i only could
Sir Kitten Whiskers?
10l sounds like too much for sure
π€
but its not like u die from overload
Keep running up that building
yeah and especially in just 2h π
You sure she wasnt just drowning?
she did
no
That song make me cry sometimes 
Itβs so good
I bet shes hydrated in the afterlife
or actually there you go washi your kitten has arrived
The girls are playing it at work
For what?
its just brain damage
.....gab
Tbf Iβm also drinking a lot bc I need to be careful with my kidneys etc
Are you racist?
from watering down ur electrolytes too much










