Skill issue
#what are the most random ways you’ve gotten killed in spelunky 2?
fickle ore
ocean loom
1hp, moon challenge, hammock breaks before i get the bow, blow up wall to get bow, broken hammock head hits me
lusty sable
shopkeeper litterally shot me for no reason
no enemy
no robbing
just wanted to buy rope
shopkeeper is racis
unborn dew
Was standing on a falling platform in ice caves, it fell and an alien mech caught me, threw me and shot me
odd eagle
Falling ribcage stunned me and got me killed
by ribcage i mean the little stupid part you get next to skulls and skeletons
fast tapir
Sacrificed mole on altar. Dead mole spawned rare drop mattock. Mattock stunned me on altar. Kali was pleased and turned me into a skeleton key.
unborn dew
The most unlucky lucky moment
ionic ledge
Spring trap infinited me while the corpse of a yeti had a bounce party on it too
lusty sable
not once but twice 💀
slender zenith
odd eagle
a classic
lusty sable
bomb
lethal zenith
lusty sable
spelupy
unborn dew
slender zenith
That's not random
unborn dew
That's not random
How often do you get crushed by a clam
lethal zenith
it's definitely a random death but i saw it coming from the thumbnail
fervent agate
This is my most random
lethal zenith
???????
shockwave triggered landmine, skill issue
oh wait nevermind crust telepack
shoulda dodged
fervent agate
lusty sable
This is my most random
Tf even happened
fervent agate
oh wait nevermind crust telepack
⬆️
lusty sable
Ah
vernal blaze
I have a whole Apple note with 50+ bullshit ways I’ve died
The most ridiculous is one where I was using a mech rider plasma cannon, but there was a body behind my massive sprite that got hit and I exploded
I had the Qillin and was about to get a CO run 🥲
lusty sable
Send the note
vernal blaze
Send the note
Let’s see…
It might come in as just a bunch of text. You think I’ll get something for spam? It’s pretty big
Well, here goes…
fervent agate
It might come in as just a bunch of text. You think I’ll get something for spam?...
It’s a thread, you’ll be fine.
vernal blaze
k
fervent agate
There are 0 mods in this thread 
fervent agate
vernal blaze
fervent agate
vernal blaze
similar thing happens with skeletons
if you really think about it, the situations are almost identical
except for the extra damage from the torch being lit
vernal blaze
Sports Announcer: "Looks like it's going... going... GO- oh wait! MY GOD IT CAME BACK! Holy smokes folks, that's gotta be the most unfortunate home run of the season."
but wow tho
and it hit the ghost pot too
fervent agate
At least it was only dwelling
lusty sable
read that all and felt pain
vernal blaze
Yeah, the abundance of ghost pots in co, wow
The ghost pot didn’t kill him, it was the snake in the normal pot that broke. The ghost pot was just an added bonus of Dwelling
limber matrix
Ik
limber matrix
So.. roped down onto spikes for crate, but a stupid skeleton came up and I jumped on it and fell on spikes.
real anvil
i threw a key off a ledge to deactivate the arrow trap
bro the key came alive and threw ME off the edge
i died
rich rock
I used a mech too close to a wall survive than died to the mech exploding
real anvil
i threw a key off a ledge to deactivate the arrow trap
bro the key came alive an...
seriously tho
it's weird
fervent agate
Poochi almost died
vapid silo
Poochi almost died
Yup
hard berry
Alright, this was an interesting way to die, but I enter the ice caves and see beg to my left at the Kali Altar. I'm thinking finally I get uncursed and collect the true crown and be done, but as I head over a yeti finds this to be an opportune time to step on a landmine and launching his body at mine and beg's killing me and him. I revive with the Anhk and go over to sacrifice the bodies. Go to the shop to my right and collecting the corpses and then to the altar and then decide to take the telepack instead of Vlad's cape, but this causes my cape to bounce on a bounce pad and stun me. Then either from the telepack or the true crown, I teleport onto the Kali altar stunned and get sacraficed.
untold maple
Alright, this was an interesting way to die, but I enter the ice caves and see b...
AUUGGHHH THE PAIN.
vernal blaze
Alright, this was an interesting way to die, but I enter the ice caves and see b...
Wow
mental python
accidentally timing a jump so a jiangshi hops out of giant turtle ladys back and boosts me into crab thingy bubbles 😔
fringe flax
crush trap kills a croc man, he drops a telepack, the crush trap keeps going and pushes the telepack into a corner and squishes it, the telepack telefrags me and I'm instantly dead
fervent agate
fringe flax
thats cheating you already sent that
late fox
pale hemlock