HIRED HAND HATERS ONLY | Spelunky 2 | Page 1

trim turtle Dec 14, 2022, 5:27 PM

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NOBODY LIKES HIRED HANDS, YES THEY CARRY STUFF BUT THEY ALWAYS END UP KILLING YOU!!!!!!

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i hate hired hands i hate hired hands i hate hired hands i hate hired hands

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now paste that in your mind

sand birch Dec 14, 2022, 7:17 PM

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take all hired hands so that you can sacrifice them later

manic solstice Dec 14, 2022, 10:35 PM

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funny i see this just now as mine killed me in black market

stone marten Dec 15, 2022, 10:28 AM

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One of them watched me being tortured and they did absolutely nothing

trim turtle Dec 15, 2022, 11:25 AM

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sand birch take all hired hands so that you can sacrifice them later

yeah

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i only pick em up when i KNOW

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100% theres a kali altar in the level

stone marten Dec 15, 2022, 9:32 PM

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Hired idiot picks up un-ghosted gems

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And heres a clip of hired hands being absolutely massacred

sand birch Dec 16, 2022, 11:00 PM

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stone marten And heres a clip of hired hands being absolutely massacred

crocman doing gods work

trim turtle Dec 17, 2022, 8:36 PM

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thank fucking god

nocturne harness Dec 21, 2022, 2:00 AM

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Hired hands are stinky they will always find the strangest way to get me killed when inhave good runs

peak whale Dec 21, 2022, 2:01 AM

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I fucking hate these bitches

exotic dock Dec 21, 2022, 2:06 AM

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I kinda like ‘em

peak whale Dec 21, 2022, 2:44 AM

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No

exotic dock Dec 21, 2022, 3:33 AM

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I like to get all 4 from Vlad’s and let them kill Vlad. Then later sacrifice them

opal nymph Dec 21, 2022, 4:22 PM

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dogshit topic

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hired hands fuck

peak whale Dec 21, 2022, 7:51 PM

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Hired hands are dogshit

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I got spelunky yesterday and I hate them already

trim turtle Dec 22, 2022, 1:12 AM

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theyre ONLY use is to trigger traps or kali altars

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they're that fucking useless

cloud coral Dec 26, 2022, 10:47 AM

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nahh

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hired hands are goated

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if they cause your death it's their form of asserting dominance

trim turtle Dec 28, 2022, 5:08 PM

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no

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i disagree

cloud coral Dec 28, 2022, 5:44 PM

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shut up fat

brittle lance Dec 29, 2022, 7:12 PM

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trim turtle theyre ONLY use is to trigger traps or kali altars

They can hold stuff like scepter, plasma cannon and excalibur so you can bring it to cosmic ocean

bronze steppe Dec 29, 2022, 8:22 PM

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I despise hired hands

cloud coral Dec 29, 2022, 11:02 PM

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leave

mortal scarab Dec 30, 2022, 12:20 AM

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trim turtle theyre ONLY use is to trigger traps or kali altars

my only use is to trigger traps or Kali altars too: D

trim turtle Dec 30, 2022, 3:26 AM

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mortal scarab my only use is to trigger traps or Kali altars too: D

relatable ngl

trim turtle Dec 30, 2022, 3:27 AM

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brittle lance They can hold stuff like scepter, plasma cannon and excalibur so you can bring i...

true

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but they never cooperate

bronze steppe Dec 30, 2022, 3:53 AM

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cloud coral leave

Thread is called Hired Hand Haters. You're the odd man out

formal gull Feb 4, 2023, 5:40 AM

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I mean there is one more use! ||infinite blood in valds castle|| making them suffer!

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Oh nevermind I didn't know this thread was dead

trim turtle Feb 13, 2023, 12:19 AM

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formal gull I mean there is one more use! ||infinite blood in valds castle|| making them su...

Oh yeah.

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I forgot about that glitch

brittle lance Feb 13, 2023, 5:46 PM

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trim turtle I forgot about that glitch

Not a glitch vampires have kapalas

trim turtle Feb 13, 2023, 7:38 PM

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I didn

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Didn't mean to say glitch.

marsh plinth Feb 14, 2023, 2:36 AM

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I honestly love hired hands

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Easy kapala

brittle lance Feb 14, 2023, 10:29 AM

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Hired morons make eggplant in cosmic possible

teal zealot Feb 16, 2023, 8:19 AM

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One stole a dice and got me killed by madam tusk

brittle lance Feb 16, 2023, 9:33 AM

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teal zealot One stole a dice and got me killed by madam tusk

They can't do that

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Must of been an online random (they are worse than hired hands)

teal zealot Feb 16, 2023, 9:38 AM

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It did

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I would have clipped it if I had known they were supposed to sleep outside

trim turtle Feb 16, 2023, 1:24 PM

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marsh plinth I honestly love hired hands

I use them for sacrifice purposes aswell, but not because I love them. They all deserve to burn and die.

nocturne harness Feb 25, 2023, 12:21 AM

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@trim turtle

trim turtle Feb 25, 2023, 12:21 AM

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yes

nocturne harness Feb 25, 2023, 12:22 AM

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Hired hands suck.

trim turtle Feb 25, 2023, 12:22 AM

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Agreed.

potent minnow Feb 26, 2023, 12:41 AM

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um aktually..... they are the only way that cloning the bag in the sun challenge is even possible in singplayer.... plus! they can give you a free kapala if you carry 1 or 2 of them with yourself

trim turtle Feb 26, 2023, 7:21 PM

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potent minnow um aktually..... they are the only way that cloning the bag in the sun challenge...

pick a god and pray

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brittle lance Feb 27, 2023, 3:21 PM

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potent minnow um aktually..... they are the only way that cloning the bag in the sun challenge...

Wrong you can actually just do quillen skip and hope tun spawns in 7-1 (she won't jaygrin )

marsh plinth Mar 8, 2023, 10:12 PM

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I fucking hate them

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I actually hate them now

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I was going to talk to horsing

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and my hired hand whipped a skeleton behind him

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which also hit horsing

brittle lance Mar 9, 2023, 12:52 AM

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marsh plinth and my hired hand whipped a skeleton behind him

This wouldn't of happened if you made him sleep

marsh plinth Mar 9, 2023, 12:53 AM

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He wouldn't sleep

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That's why I was bringing him with me

bronze steppe Aug 4, 2023, 9:57 AM

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At ice caves there dead

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Honestly

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They don’t live past 1-4

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But

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Nither do I

crude birch Oct 17, 2023, 4:24 AM

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teal zealot One stole a dice and got me killed by madam tusk

that also happened to me 3 TIMES IN A ROW

daring summit Oct 17, 2023, 10:13 AM

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i put hired hands on a hydraulic press

vagrant maple Oct 17, 2023, 7:53 PM

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I beat the game with a hired hand. Somehow he survived neo didn't want him to.

brittle lance Oct 18, 2023, 8:41 AM

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crude birch that also happened to me 3 TIMES IN A ROW

Fool me once shame on you..... fool me twice.......

vagrant maple Nov 15, 2023, 1:40 AM

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I had a hired hand sacrifice me on a good looking cosmic ocean run

brittle lance Nov 15, 2023, 4:38 AM

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Damn he sacrificed you in cosmic ocean 😱

gaunt root Nov 15, 2023, 5:28 AM

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ghostpog

vagrant maple Nov 19, 2023, 2:52 AM

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perpTired

tame locust Dec 6, 2023, 11:26 PM

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I use hired hands

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Only to get items further

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Then genocidkng time

tame locust Dec 17, 2023, 8:06 PM

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Nvm

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Frick hh

remote fox Mar 7, 2024, 2:53 AM

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stone marten And heres a clip of hired hands being absolutely massacred

ITS A MASTERPIECE

muted lava Jun 12, 2024, 8:37 PM

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Had a good run with a random, ruined by a hired hard

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hand

#HIRED HAND HATERS ONLY