autumn gorgeBOT May 22, 2026, 9:34 PM

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🔴 Ban phase started! Each player may ban 1 character.

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🚫 Banned characters: Methode!

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Soup selected Übel!

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Jovian Cactus selected Himmel!

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Turn 1

autumn gorge · 2026-05-22T21:34:18.331Z

Ranked TCG Game Thread: Soup vs Jovian Cactus (ID: 1507496839362904236) | Frieren | Page 1

gloomy hazel May 22, 2026, 9:34 PM

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Oh

little holly May 22, 2026, 9:34 PM

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autumn gorgeBOT May 22, 2026, 9:34 PM

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Übel (Soup) ⠀

HP: 90/90
ATK: 12
DEF: 8
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 14
Ability: Reckless - 0
- Übel's slashing attacks ignore 100% the opponent's defense stats, but are blocked by defensive moves.
  Active Pile: 10 Cards Discard Pile: 0 Card

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Himmel (Jovian Cactus) ⠀

HP: 100/100
ATK: 10
DEF: 10
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 16
Ability: The Hero Party - 0
- For each one of Frieren/Heiter/Eisen active as a timed effect,
  all of this character's attacks and timed effect attacks deal an additional 17.00% damage.
  Active Pile: 10 Cards Discard Pile: 0 Card

gloomy hazel May 22, 2026, 9:34 PM

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Interesting

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This will not be fun for me

autumn gorgeBOT May 22, 2026, 9:35 PM

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Himmel (Jovian Cactus) used Frieren! Now! + 0!

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Himmel (Jovian Cactus) called on help from Frieren!

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Himmel (Jovian Cactus) attacks Übel (Soup) for 13.70 damage! Übel (Soup) has 76.3 left!

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Himmel (Jovian Cactus) is wide-open!

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Übel (Soup) used Cleave + 0!

little holly May 22, 2026, 9:35 PM

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Ouch

autumn gorgeBOT May 22, 2026, 9:35 PM

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⠀

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Übel (Soup) lost tcgHp 6 HP! Übel (Soup)'s new HP: 70.3

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A brutal slash!

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Übel (Soup) attacks Himmel (Jovian Cactus) for 24.00 damage! Himmel (Jovian Cactus) has 76 left!

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Frieren stepped back after her attack.

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Turn 2

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Übel (Soup) ⠀

HP: 70.3/90
ATK: 12
DEF: 8
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 14
Ability: Reckless - 0
- Übel's slashing attacks ignore 100% the opponent's defense stats, but are blocked by defensive moves.
  Active Pile: 9 Cards Discard Pile: 1 Card

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Himmel (Jovian Cactus) ⠀

HP: 76/100
ATK: 10
DEF: 10
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 16
Ability: The Hero Party - 0
- For each one of Frieren/Heiter/Eisen active as a timed effect,
  all of this character's attacks and timed effect attacks deal an additional 17.00% damage.
  Active Pile: 9 Cards Discard Pile: 1 Card

little holly May 22, 2026, 9:35 PM

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autumn gorgeBOT May 22, 2026, 9:35 PM

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Himmel (Jovian Cactus) used Discard!

gloomy hazel May 22, 2026, 9:36 PM

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My hand is atrocious

autumn gorgeBOT May 22, 2026, 9:36 PM

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Himmel (Jovian Cactus) gained tcgAttack 1 ATK! Himmel (Jovian Cactus)'s new ATK: 11

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Himmel (Jovian Cactus) gained tcgDefense 1 DEF! Himmel (Jovian Cactus)'s new DEF: 11

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Himmel (Jovian Cactus) gained tcgSpeed 1 SPD! Himmel (Jovian Cactus)'s new SPD: 17

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All cards in Himmel (Jovian Cactus)'s hand are empowered!

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Übel (Soup) used Cleave + 2!

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Übel (Soup) lost tcgHp 6 HP! Übel (Soup)'s new HP: 64.3

little holly May 22, 2026, 9:36 PM

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autumn gorgeBOT May 22, 2026, 9:36 PM

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Missing chances: 40%

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Luck roll: 47

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The attack connects!

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A brutal slash!

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Übel (Soup) attacks Himmel (Jovian Cactus) for 26.40 damage! Himmel (Jovian Cactus) has 49.6 left!

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little holly May 22, 2026, 9:36 PM

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autumn gorgeBOT May 22, 2026, 9:36 PM

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Turn 3

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Übel (Soup) ⠀

HP: 64.3/90
ATK: 12
DEF: 8
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 14
Ability: Reckless - 0
- Übel's slashing attacks ignore 100% the opponent's defense stats, but are blocked by defensive moves.
  Active Pile: 8 Cards Discard Pile: 2 Cards

gloomy hazel May 22, 2026, 9:36 PM

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Ouchie

autumn gorgeBOT May 22, 2026, 9:36 PM

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Himmel (Jovian Cactus) ⠀

HP: 49.6/100
ATK: 11
DEF: 11
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 17
Ability: The Hero Party - 0
- For each one of Frieren/Heiter/Eisen active as a timed effect,
  all of this character's attacks and timed effect attacks deal an additional 17.00% damage.
  Active Pile: 6 Cards Discard Pile: 4 Cards

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Himmel (Jovian Cactus) used Eisen! Cover My Back! + 1!

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Himmel (Jovian Cactus) called on help from Eisen!

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Himmel (Jovian Cactus) gained tcgDefense 3.3 DEF! Himmel (Jovian Cactus)'s new DEF: 14.3

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Übel (Soup) used Reelseiden: Malevolent Shrine + 2!

little holly May 22, 2026, 9:36 PM

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autumn gorgeBOT May 22, 2026, 9:36 PM

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⠀

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Übel (Soup) lost tcgHp 11 HP! Übel (Soup)'s new HP: 53.3

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Missing chances: 80%

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Luck roll: 45

gloomy hazel May 22, 2026, 9:36 PM

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Oh shit

autumn gorgeBOT May 22, 2026, 9:36 PM

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The attack cannot connect!

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Yet Übel keeps rushing forward!

little holly May 22, 2026, 9:36 PM

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Aw

autumn gorgeBOT May 22, 2026, 9:36 PM

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Übel (Soup) gained tcgAttack 6 ATK! Übel (Soup)'s new ATK: 18

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Übel (Soup) gained tcgSpeed 6 SPD! Übel (Soup)'s new SPD: 20

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Turn 4

little holly May 22, 2026, 9:37 PM

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Well

autumn gorgeBOT May 22, 2026, 9:37 PM

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Übel (Soup) ⠀

HP: 53.3/90
ATK: 18
DEF: 8
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 20
Ability: Reckless - 0
- Übel's slashing attacks ignore 100% the opponent's defense stats, but are blocked by defensive moves.
  Active Pile: 7 Cards Discard Pile: 3 Cards

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Himmel (Jovian Cactus) ⠀

HP: 49.6/100
ATK: 11
DEF: 14.3
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 17
Ability: The Hero Party - 1
- For each one of Frieren/Heiter/Eisen active as a timed effect,
  all of this character's attacks and timed effect attacks deal an additional 17.00% damage.
  Active Pile: 5 Cards Discard Pile: 5 Cards
  Timed effects:
Eisen: On the Lookout (2 turns):
- DEF+3.3. When an opponent attacks, counter for 5.5 DMG

gloomy hazel May 22, 2026, 9:37 PM

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little holly Well

Crazy buff regardless

autumn gorgeBOT May 22, 2026, 9:37 PM

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Übel (Soup) used Shallow Slash + 1!

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Übel (Soup) lost tcgHp 4 HP! Übel (Soup)'s new HP: 49.3

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Missing chances: 20%

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Luck roll: 20

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The attack connects!

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Übel (Soup) slashed at Himmel (Jovian Cactus)!

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Übel (Soup) attacks Himmel (Jovian Cactus) for 26.80 damage! Himmel (Jovian Cactus) has 22.8 left!

gloomy hazel May 22, 2026, 9:37 PM

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Ah shit

autumn gorgeBOT May 22, 2026, 9:37 PM

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Eisen counters the attack!

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Himmel (Jovian Cactus) attacks Übel (Soup) for 9.43 damage! Übel (Soup) has 39.86 left!

little holly May 22, 2026, 9:37 PM

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Lel

autumn gorgeBOT May 22, 2026, 9:37 PM

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Himmel (Jovian Cactus) used Heiter! Don't give them an opening! + 3!

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Himmel (Jovian Cactus) called on help from Heiter!

little holly May 22, 2026, 9:37 PM

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Ouch

autumn gorgeBOT May 22, 2026, 9:37 PM

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Himmel (Jovian Cactus) is wide-open!

little holly May 22, 2026, 9:37 PM

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Ouch

autumn gorgeBOT May 22, 2026, 9:37 PM

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The goddess' spears continue to rain!

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Himmel (Jovian Cactus) attacks Übel (Soup) for 13.45 damage! Übel (Soup) has 26.41 left!

little holly May 22, 2026, 9:37 PM

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Ouch

autumn gorgeBOT May 22, 2026, 9:37 PM

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Turn 5

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Übel (Soup) ⠀

HP: 26.41/90
ATK: 18
DEF: 8
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 20
Ability: Reckless - 0
- Übel's slashing attacks ignore 100% the opponent's defense stats, but are blocked by defensive moves.
  Active Pile: 6 Cards Discard Pile: 4 Cards

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Himmel (Jovian Cactus) ⠀

HP: 22.8/100
ATK: 11
DEF: 14.3
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 17
Ability: The Hero Party - 2
- For each one of Frieren/Heiter/Eisen active as a timed effect,
  all of this character's attacks and timed effect attacks deal an additional 17.00% damage.
  Active Pile: 4 Cards Discard Pile: 6 Cards
  Timed effects:
Eisen: On the Lookout (1 turn):
- DEF+3.3. When an opponent attacks, counter for 5.5 DMG
Heiter: Three Spears of the Goddess (2 turns):
- Deal 7.8 at each turn's end.

little holly May 22, 2026, 9:38 PM

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I’ll bet it all on this

autumn gorgeBOT May 22, 2026, 9:38 PM

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Himmel (Jovian Cactus) used Quick Block + 5!

gloomy hazel May 22, 2026, 9:38 PM

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Oh

autumn gorgeBOT May 22, 2026, 9:38 PM

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Himmel (Jovian Cactus) swiftly readied his sword to prepare for the opponent's attack!

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Himmel (Jovian Cactus) gained tcgTrueDef 30 TrueDEF! Himmel (Jovian Cactus)'s new TrueDEF: 30

little holly May 22, 2026, 9:38 PM

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Oh

autumn gorgeBOT May 22, 2026, 9:38 PM

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Übel (Soup) can't cut through this!

gloomy hazel May 22, 2026, 9:38 PM

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Cool

autumn gorgeBOT May 22, 2026, 9:38 PM

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Übel (Soup) used Dismantle + 6!

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Übel (Soup) lost tcgHp 8 HP! Übel (Soup)'s new HP: 18.41

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The attack cannot connect!

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The goddess' spears continue to rain!

little holly May 22, 2026, 9:38 PM

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Gg

autumn gorgeBOT May 22, 2026, 9:38 PM

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Himmel (Jovian Cactus) attacks Übel (Soup) for 14.78 damage! Übel (Soup) has 3.63 left!

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Himmel (Jovian Cactus) lost tcgTrueDef 30 TrueDEF! Himmel (Jovian Cactus)'s new TrueDEF: 0

gloomy hazel May 22, 2026, 9:38 PM

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Wait

autumn gorgeBOT May 22, 2026, 9:38 PM

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Eisen shifted his stance.

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Himmel (Jovian Cactus) lost tcgDefense 3.3 DEF! Himmel (Jovian Cactus)'s new DEF: 11

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Turn 6

gloomy hazel May 22, 2026, 9:38 PM

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Fuck my life gng

autumn gorgeBOT May 22, 2026, 9:38 PM

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Übel (Soup) ⠀

HP: 3.63/90
ATK: 18
DEF: 8
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 20
Ability: Reckless - 0
- Übel's slashing attacks ignore 100% the opponent's defense stats, but are blocked by defensive moves.
  Active Pile: 5 Cards Discard Pile: 5 Cards

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Himmel (Jovian Cactus) ⠀

HP: 22.8/100
ATK: 11
DEF: 11
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 17
Ability: The Hero Party - 1
- For each one of Frieren/Heiter/Eisen active as a timed effect,
  all of this character's attacks and timed effect attacks deal an additional 17.00% damage.
  Active Pile: 3 Cards Discard Pile: 7 Cards
  Timed effects:
Heiter: Three Spears of the Goddess (1 turn):
- Deal 7.8 at each turn's end.

gloomy hazel May 22, 2026, 9:38 PM

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GG

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I'm fried

autumn gorgeBOT May 22, 2026, 9:38 PM

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Übel (Soup) used Defend + 2!

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Übel (Soup) prepares to defend against an incoming attack!

gloomy hazel May 22, 2026, 9:39 PM

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Oh, nice

autumn gorgeBOT May 22, 2026, 9:39 PM

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Übel (Soup) gained tcgTrueDef 24 TrueDEF! Übel (Soup)'s new TrueDEF: 24

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Himmel (Jovian Cactus) used Rally + 8!

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Himmel (Jovian Cactus) rallied his allies!

little holly May 22, 2026, 9:39 PM

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Oh

autumn gorgeBOT May 22, 2026, 9:39 PM

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Himmel (Jovian Cactus) gained tcgHp 5.4 HP! Himmel (Jovian Cactus)'s new HP: 28.2

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Himmel (Jovian Cactus) gained tcgAttack 2.7 ATK! Himmel (Jovian Cactus)'s new ATK: 13.7

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Himmel (Jovian Cactus) gained tcgDefense 2.7 DEF! Himmel (Jovian Cactus)'s new DEF: 13.7

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Himmel (Jovian Cactus) gained tcgSpeed 2.7 SPD! Himmel (Jovian Cactus)'s new SPD: 19.7

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The goddess' spears continue to rain!

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Himmel (Jovian Cactus) attacks Übel (Soup) for 1.00 damage! Übel (Soup) has 2.63 left!

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Übel (Soup) lost tcgTrueDef 24 TrueDEF! Übel (Soup)'s new TrueDEF: 0

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Turn 7

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Übel (Soup) ⠀

HP: 2.63/90
ATK: 18
DEF: 8
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 20
Ability: Reckless - 0
- Übel's slashing attacks ignore 100% the opponent's defense stats, but are blocked by defensive moves.
  Active Pile: 4 Cards Discard Pile: 6 Cards

little holly May 22, 2026, 9:39 PM

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Please don’t attack next round

autumn gorgeBOT May 22, 2026, 9:39 PM

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Himmel (Jovian Cactus) ⠀

HP: 28.2/100
ATK: 13.7
DEF: 13.7
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 19.7
Ability: The Hero Party - 0
- For each one of Frieren/Heiter/Eisen active as a timed effect,
  all of this character's attacks and timed effect attacks deal an additional 17.00% damage.
  Active Pile: 2 Cards Discard Pile: 8 Cards

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Übel (Soup) used (Learned) A Real Hero's Swing + 4!

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little holly May 22, 2026, 9:39 PM

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Uh

autumn gorgeBOT May 22, 2026, 9:39 PM

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Übel (Soup) lost tcgHp 12 HP! Übel (Soup)'s new HP: 1

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Übel (Soup) tries to empathize with her opponent...

gloomy hazel May 22, 2026, 9:39 PM

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Fuck me

autumn gorgeBOT May 22, 2026, 9:39 PM

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Übel (Soup) acquired a new magic!

gloomy hazel May 22, 2026, 9:39 PM

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GG

autumn gorgeBOT May 22, 2026, 9:39 PM

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Übel (Soup) heaved her sword!

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Übel (Soup) attacks Himmel (Jovian Cactus) for 29.50 damage! Himmel (Jovian Cactus) has -1.3 left!

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Himmel (Jovian Cactus) has been defeated!

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Übel (Soup) ⠀

HP: 1/90
ATK: 18
DEF: 8
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 20
Ability: Reckless - 0
- Übel's slashing attacks ignore 100% the opponent's defense stats, but are blocked by defensive moves.
  Active Pile: 3 Cards Discard Pile: 7 Cards

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Himmel (Jovian Cactus) ⠀

HP: -1.3/100
ATK: 13.7
DEF: 13.7
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 19.7
Ability: The Hero Party - 0
- For each one of Frieren/Heiter/Eisen active as a timed effect,
  all of this character's attacks and timed effect attacks deal an additional 17.00% damage.
  Active Pile: 1 Card Discard Pile: 9 Cards

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Game over!

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#Ranked TCG Game Thread: Soup vs Jovian Cactus (ID: 1507496839362904236)

🔴 Ban phase started! Each player may ban 1 character.

🚫 Banned characters: Methode!

Soup selected Übel!

Jovian Cactus selected Himmel!

Turn 1

Übel (Soup) ⠀

Himmel (Jovian Cactus) ⠀

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Himmel (Jovian Cactus) used Frieren! Now! + 0!

Himmel (Jovian Cactus) attacks Übel (Soup) for 13.70 damage! Übel (Soup) has 76.3 left!

Übel (Soup) used Cleave + 0!

Übel (Soup) attacks Himmel (Jovian Cactus) for 24.00 damage! Himmel (Jovian Cactus) has 76 left!

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Turn 2

Übel (Soup) ⠀

Himmel (Jovian Cactus) ⠀

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Himmel (Jovian Cactus) used Discard!

Übel (Soup) used Cleave + 2!

Missing chances: 40%

Luck roll: 47

Übel (Soup) attacks Himmel (Jovian Cactus) for 26.40 damage! Himmel (Jovian Cactus) has 49.6 left!

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Turn 3

Übel (Soup) ⠀

Himmel (Jovian Cactus) ⠀

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Himmel (Jovian Cactus) used Eisen! Cover My Back! + 1!

Übel (Soup) used Reelseiden: Malevolent Shrine + 2!

Missing chances: 80%

Luck roll: 45

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Turn 4

Übel (Soup) ⠀

Himmel (Jovian Cactus) ⠀

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Übel (Soup) used Shallow Slash + 1!

Missing chances: 20%

Luck roll: 20

Übel (Soup) attacks Himmel (Jovian Cactus) for 26.80 damage! Himmel (Jovian Cactus) has 22.8 left!

Himmel (Jovian Cactus) attacks Übel (Soup) for 9.43 damage! Übel (Soup) has 39.86 left!

Himmel (Jovian Cactus) used Heiter! Don't give them an opening! + 3!

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Himmel (Jovian Cactus) attacks Übel (Soup) for 13.45 damage! Übel (Soup) has 26.41 left!

Turn 5

Übel (Soup) ⠀

Himmel (Jovian Cactus) ⠀

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Himmel (Jovian Cactus) used Quick Block + 5!

Übel (Soup) used Dismantle + 6!

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Himmel (Jovian Cactus) attacks Übel (Soup) for 14.78 damage! Übel (Soup) has 3.63 left!

Turn 6

Übel (Soup) ⠀

Himmel (Jovian Cactus) ⠀

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Übel (Soup) used Defend + 2!

Himmel (Jovian Cactus) used Rally + 8!

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Himmel (Jovian Cactus) attacks Übel (Soup) for 1.00 damage! Übel (Soup) has 2.63 left!

Turn 7

Übel (Soup) ⠀

Himmel (Jovian Cactus) ⠀

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Übel (Soup) used (Learned) A Real Hero's Swing + 4!

Übel (Soup) attacks Himmel (Jovian Cactus) for 29.50 damage! Himmel (Jovian Cactus) has -1.3 left!

Himmel (Jovian Cactus) has been defeated!

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Übel (Soup) ⠀

Himmel (Jovian Cactus) ⠀

Game over!