Ranked TCG Game Thread: Jovian Cactus vs Saccharin =＾● ⋏ ●＾= (ID: 1506832996471410689)

[turbid iron]

🔴 Ban phase started! Each player may ban 1 character.

🚫 Banned characters: Aura and Methode!

Jovian Cactus selected Denken!

Saccharin =＾● ⋏ ●＾= selected Wirbel!

Turn 1

Denken (Jovian Cactus) ⠀

• HP: 100/100
• ATK: 12
• DEF: 10
• TrueDEF: 0
• SPD: 10
• Ability: Preserverance - 3
  • This character starts with 3 Preserverance stacks.
    1 Stack is taken away when the character's HP is <= 0 at the end of the turn.
    An additional stack is taken away when the character's HP is <= -20.
    The character loses when the number of Preserverance stack is 0, or if the character's HP is <= -40.
    Active Pile: 10 Cards Discard Pile: 0 Card

Wirbel (Saccharin =＾● ⋏ ●＾=) ⠀

• HP: 100/100
• ATK: 13
• DEF: 10
• TrueDEF: 0
• SPD: 13
• Ability: Resolve to Kill - 0
  • When the opponent attacks you while your TrueDEF is >0, increase your ATK by 20.00% of the attack's damage, to a maximum of 20.00% of your TrueDEF
    Active Pile: 10 Cards Discard Pile: 0 Card

[light pawn]

Ohhh

Interesting

This match-up is pretty even

[turbid iron]

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Wirbel (Saccharin =＾● ⋏ ●＾=) used Concentrated Zoltraak Bolt + 0!

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Wirbel (Saccharin =＾● ⋏ ●＾=) lost 10 HP! Wirbel (Saccharin =＾● ⋏ ●＾=)'s new HP: 90

Wirbel (Saccharin =＾● ⋏ ●＾=) shot forth a deadly Zoltraak Bolt!

The bolt collapses the ceiling above!

Wirbel (Saccharin =＾● ⋏ ●＾=) attacks Denken (Jovian Cactus) for 19.00 damage! Denken (Jovian Cactus) has 81 left!

Denken (Jovian Cactus) used Uppercut + 1!

[light pawn]

Why 💔

[turbid iron]

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Denken (Jovian Cactus) lost 2 HP! Denken (Jovian Cactus)'s new HP: 79

Denken (Jovian Cactus) threw out an uppercut from below!

Denken (Jovian Cactus) gained 2.2 ATK! Denken (Jovian Cactus)'s new ATK: 14.2

Denken (Jovian Cactus) gained 1.1 SPD! Denken (Jovian Cactus)'s new SPD: 11.1

Denken (Jovian Cactus) attacks Wirbel (Saccharin =＾● ⋏ ●＾=) for 7.50 damage! Wirbel (Saccharin =＾● ⋏ ●＾=) has 82.5 left!

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Turn 2

Denken (Jovian Cactus) ⠀

• HP: 79/100
• ATK: 14.2
• DEF: 10
• TrueDEF: 0
• SPD: 11.1
• Ability: Preserverance - 3
  • This character starts with 3 Preserverance stacks.
    1 Stack is taken away when the character's HP is <= 0 at the end of the turn.
    An additional stack is taken away when the character's HP is <= -20.
    The character loses when the number of Preserverance stack is 0, or if the character's HP is <= -40.
    Active Pile: 9 Cards Discard Pile: 1 Card

Wirbel (Saccharin =＾● ⋏ ●＾=) ⠀

• HP: 82.5/100
• ATK: 13
• DEF: 10
• TrueDEF: 0
• SPD: 13
• Ability: Resolve to Kill - 0
  • When the opponent attacks you while your TrueDEF is >0, increase your ATK by 20.00% of the attack's damage, to a maximum of 20.00% of your TrueDEF
    Active Pile: 9 Cards Discard Pile: 1 Card

[smoky epoch]

would you believe me if i said it was a misclick

[light pawn]

With all my heart

[turbid iron]

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Wirbel (Saccharin =＾● ⋏ ●＾=) used Scharf: Barrier of Steel Petals - Jubelade + 1!

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Wirbel commanded Scharf to put up a Barrier of Steel Petals!

Wirbel (Saccharin =＾● ⋏ ●＾=) gained 4.4 TrueDEF! Wirbel (Saccharin =＾● ⋏ ●＾=)'s new TrueDEF: 4.4

Denken (Jovian Cactus) used Hook + 0!

Denken (Jovian Cactus) lost 1 HP! Denken (Jovian Cactus)'s new HP: 78

Denken (Jovian Cactus) threw out a hook!

Denken (Jovian Cactus) gained 2 SPD! Denken (Jovian Cactus)'s new SPD: 13.1

Denken (Jovian Cactus) gained 1 ATK! Denken (Jovian Cactus)'s new ATK: 15.2

Wirbel feels the need to steel his resolve.

Wirbel (Saccharin =＾● ⋏ ●＾=) gained 0.4 ATK! Wirbel (Saccharin =＾● ⋏ ●＾=)'s new ATK: 13.4

Denken (Jovian Cactus) attacks Wirbel (Saccharin =＾● ⋏ ●＾=) for 2.80 damage! Wirbel (Saccharin =＾● ⋏ ●＾=) has 79.7 left!

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Turn 3

Denken (Jovian Cactus) ⠀

• HP: 78/100
• ATK: 15.2
• DEF: 10
• TrueDEF: 0
• SPD: 13.1
• Ability: Preserverance - 3
  • This character starts with 3 Preserverance stacks.
    1 Stack is taken away when the character's HP is <= 0 at the end of the turn.
    An additional stack is taken away when the character's HP is <= -20.
    The character loses when the number of Preserverance stack is 0, or if the character's HP is <= -40.
    Active Pile: 8 Cards Discard Pile: 2 Cards

Wirbel (Saccharin =＾● ⋏ ●＾=) ⠀

• HP: 79.7/100
• ATK: 13.4
• DEF: 10
• TrueDEF: 4.4
• SPD: 13
• Ability: Resolve to Kill - 0
  • When the opponent attacks you while your TrueDEF is >0, increase your ATK by 20.00% of the attack's damage, to a maximum of 20.00% of your TrueDEF
    Active Pile: 8 Cards Discard Pile: 2 Cards
    Timed effects:
• Barrier of Steel Petals - Jubelade (2 turns):
  • Increases TrueDEF by 4.4.

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Denken (Jovian Cactus) used 🕙 Wait!

Denken (Jovian Cactus) waited it out! All cards in Denken (Jovian Cactus)'s hand are empowered!

Denken (Jovian Cactus) gained 10 HP! Denken (Jovian Cactus)'s new HP: 88

Wirbel (Saccharin =＾● ⋏ ●＾=) used Ehre: Bulletstorm - Doragate + 3!

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Wirbel (Saccharin =＾● ⋏ ●＾=) casted Doragate! Wirbel (Saccharin =＾● ⋏ ●＾=) summoned a storm of bullets!

Wirbel (Saccharin =＾● ⋏ ●＾=) attacks Denken (Jovian Cactus) for 7.70 damage! Denken (Jovian Cactus) has 80.3 left!

[light pawn]

Ouchie

[turbid iron]

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Turn 4

Denken (Jovian Cactus) ⠀

• HP: 80.3/100
• ATK: 15.2
• DEF: 10
• TrueDEF: 0
• SPD: 13.1
• Ability: Preserverance - 3
  • This character starts with 3 Preserverance stacks.
    1 Stack is taken away when the character's HP is <= 0 at the end of the turn.
    An additional stack is taken away when the character's HP is <= -20.
    The character loses when the number of Preserverance stack is 0, or if the character's HP is <= -40.
    Active Pile: 8 Cards Discard Pile: 2 Cards

Wirbel (Saccharin =＾● ⋏ ●＾=) ⠀

• HP: 79.7/100
• ATK: 13.4
• DEF: 10
• TrueDEF: 4.4
• SPD: 13
• Ability: Resolve to Kill - 0
  • When the opponent attacks you while your TrueDEF is >0, increase your ATK by 20.00% of the attack's damage, to a maximum of 20.00% of your TrueDEF
    Active Pile: 7 Cards Discard Pile: 3 Cards
    Timed effects:
• Barrier of Steel Petals - Jubelade (1 turn):
  • Increases TrueDEF by 4.4.
• Bulletstorm - Doragate (2 turns):
  • Deal 1.3 at each turn's end, with 30.00% Pierce.

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Denken (Jovian Cactus) used Hook + 3!

Denken (Jovian Cactus) lost 1 HP! Denken (Jovian Cactus)'s new HP: 79.3

Denken (Jovian Cactus) threw out a hook!

Denken (Jovian Cactus) gained 2.6 SPD! Denken (Jovian Cactus)'s new SPD: 15.7

Denken (Jovian Cactus) gained 1.3 ATK! Denken (Jovian Cactus)'s new ATK: 16.5

Wirbel feels the need to steel his resolve.

Wirbel (Saccharin =＾● ⋏ ●＾=) gained 0.52 ATK! Wirbel (Saccharin =＾● ⋏ ●＾=)'s new ATK: 13.92

Denken (Jovian Cactus) attacks Wirbel (Saccharin =＾● ⋏ ●＾=) for 4.70 damage! Wirbel (Saccharin =＾● ⋏ ●＾=) has 75 left!

Wirbel (Saccharin =＾● ⋏ ●＾=) used Captain's Order + 3!

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Wirbel (Saccharin =＾● ⋏ ●＾=) lost 4 HP! Wirbel (Saccharin =＾● ⋏ ●＾=)'s new HP: 71

Wirbel (Saccharin =＾● ⋏ ●＾=) attacks Denken (Jovian Cactus) for 16.92 damage! Denken (Jovian Cactus) has 62.38 left!

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The bulletstorm keeps raining down!

Wirbel (Saccharin =＾● ⋏ ●＾=) attacks Denken (Jovian Cactus) for 8.22 damage! Denken (Jovian Cactus) has 54.16 left!

Wirbel (Saccharin =＾● ⋏ ●＾=) lost 4.4 TrueDEF! Wirbel (Saccharin =＾● ⋏ ●＾=)'s new TrueDEF: 0

Turn 5

Denken (Jovian Cactus) ⠀

• HP: 54.16/100
• ATK: 16.5
• DEF: 10
• TrueDEF: 0
• SPD: 15.7
• Ability: Preserverance - 3
  • This character starts with 3 Preserverance stacks.
    1 Stack is taken away when the character's HP is <= 0 at the end of the turn.
    An additional stack is taken away when the character's HP is <= -20.
    The character loses when the number of Preserverance stack is 0, or if the character's HP is <= -40.
    Active Pile: 7 Cards Discard Pile: 3 Cards

Wirbel (Saccharin =＾● ⋏ ●＾=) ⠀

• HP: 71/100
• ATK: 13.92
• DEF: 10
• TrueDEF: 0
• SPD: 13
• Ability: Resolve to Kill - 0
  • When the opponent attacks you while your TrueDEF is >0, increase your ATK by 20.00% of the attack's damage, to a maximum of 20.00% of your TrueDEF
    Active Pile: 6 Cards Discard Pile: 4 Cards
    Timed effects:
• Bulletstorm - Doragate (1 turn):
  • Deal 1.3 at each turn's end, with 30.00% Pierce.

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Wirbel (Saccharin =＾● ⋏ ●＾=) used Emergency Defensive Barrier + 5!

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Wirbel (Saccharin =＾● ⋏ ●＾=) erected an emergency barrier!

Wirbel (Saccharin =＾● ⋏ ●＾=) gained 30 TrueDEF! Wirbel (Saccharin =＾● ⋏ ●＾=)'s new TrueDEF: 30

Denken (Jovian Cactus) used Jab + 4!

Denken (Jovian Cactus) lost 1 HP! Denken (Jovian Cactus)'s new HP: 53.16

Denken (Jovian Cactus) jabbed with his fist.

Denken (Jovian Cactus) gained 1.4 DEF! Denken (Jovian Cactus)'s new DEF: 11.4

Denken (Jovian Cactus) gained 1.4 ATK! Denken (Jovian Cactus)'s new ATK: 17.9

Denken (Jovian Cactus) gained 1.4 SPD! Denken (Jovian Cactus)'s new SPD: 17.1

Wirbel feels the need to steel his resolve.

Wirbel (Saccharin =＾● ⋏ ●＾=) gained 0.56 ATK! Wirbel (Saccharin =＾● ⋏ ●＾=)'s new ATK: 14.48

Denken (Jovian Cactus) attacks Wirbel (Saccharin =＾● ⋏ ●＾=) for 1.00 damage! Wirbel (Saccharin =＾● ⋏ ●＾=) has 70 left!

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The bulletstorm keeps raining down!

Wirbel (Saccharin =＾● ⋏ ●＾=) attacks Denken (Jovian Cactus) for 7.80 damage! Denken (Jovian Cactus) has 45.36 left!

Wirbel (Saccharin =＾● ⋏ ●＾=) lost 30 TrueDEF! Wirbel (Saccharin =＾● ⋏ ●＾=)'s new TrueDEF: 0

Turn 6

Denken (Jovian Cactus) ⠀

• HP: 45.36/100
• ATK: 17.9
• DEF: 11.4
• TrueDEF: 0
• SPD: 17.1
• Ability: Preserverance - 3
  • This character starts with 3 Preserverance stacks.
    1 Stack is taken away when the character's HP is <= 0 at the end of the turn.
    An additional stack is taken away when the character's HP is <= -20.
    The character loses when the number of Preserverance stack is 0, or if the character's HP is <= -40.
    Active Pile: 6 Cards Discard Pile: 4 Cards

Wirbel (Saccharin =＾● ⋏ ●＾=) ⠀

• HP: 70/100
• ATK: 14.48
• DEF: 10
• TrueDEF: 0
• SPD: 13
• Ability: Resolve to Kill - 0
  • When the opponent attacks you while your TrueDEF is >0, increase your ATK by 20.00% of the attack's damage, to a maximum of 20.00% of your TrueDEF
    Active Pile: 5 Cards Discard Pile: 5 Cards

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Denken (Jovian Cactus) used Tornado Winds: Waldgose + 5!

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Denken (Jovian Cactus) lost 7 HP! Denken (Jovian Cactus)'s new HP: 38.36

Denken (Jovian Cactus) whipped up a tornado!

Denken (Jovian Cactus) attacks Wirbel (Saccharin =＾● ⋏ ●＾=) for 16.90 damage! Wirbel (Saccharin =＾● ⋏ ●＾=) has 53.1 left!

Wirbel (Saccharin =＾● ⋏ ●＾=) used Ehre: Bulletstorm - Doragate + 5!

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Wirbel (Saccharin =＾● ⋏ ●＾=) casted Doragate! Wirbel (Saccharin =＾● ⋏ ●＾=) summoned a storm of bullets!

Wirbel (Saccharin =＾● ⋏ ●＾=) attacks Denken (Jovian Cactus) for 8.00 damage! Denken (Jovian Cactus) has 30.36 left!

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The wind rages on!

Denken (Jovian Cactus) attacks Wirbel (Saccharin =＾● ⋏ ●＾=) for 9.40 damage! Wirbel (Saccharin =＾● ⋏ ●＾=) has 43.7 left!

Turn 7

Denken (Jovian Cactus) ⠀

• HP: 30.36/100
• ATK: 17.9
• DEF: 11.4
• TrueDEF: 0
• SPD: 17.1
• Ability: Preserverance - 3
  • This character starts with 3 Preserverance stacks.
    1 Stack is taken away when the character's HP is <= 0 at the end of the turn.
    An additional stack is taken away when the character's HP is <= -20.
    The character loses when the number of Preserverance stack is 0, or if the character's HP is <= -40.
    Active Pile: 5 Cards Discard Pile: 5 Cards
    Timed effects:
• Tornado Winds: Waldgose (4 turns):
  • Deal 9 at each turn's end.

Wirbel (Saccharin =＾● ⋏ ●＾=) ⠀

• HP: 43.7/100
• ATK: 14.48
• DEF: 10
• TrueDEF: 0
• SPD: 13
• Ability: Resolve to Kill - 0
  • When the opponent attacks you while your TrueDEF is >0, increase your ATK by 20.00% of the attack's damage, to a maximum of 20.00% of your TrueDEF
    Active Pile: 4 Cards Discard Pile: 6 Cards
    Timed effects:
• Bulletstorm - Doragate (2 turns):
  • Deal 1.5 at each turn's end, with 30.00% Pierce.

[light pawn]

Holy bullet hell

[turbid iron]

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Denken (Jovian Cactus) used Lights of Judgement: Catastravia + 4!

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Denken (Jovian Cactus) lost 15 HP! Denken (Jovian Cactus)'s new HP: 15.36

Denken (Jovian Cactus) covered the sky in stars.

Denken (Jovian Cactus) attacks Wirbel (Saccharin =＾● ⋏ ●＾=) for 20.50 damage! Wirbel (Saccharin =＾● ⋏ ●＾=) has 23.2 left!

Wirbel (Saccharin =＾● ⋏ ●＾=) used Perfect Sorganeil + 2!

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Wirbel (Saccharin =＾● ⋏ ●＾=) traps Denken (Jovian Cactus) in his gaze!

[smoky epoch]

okay thank god

[turbid iron]

Wirbel (Saccharin =＾● ⋏ ●＾=) attacks Denken (Jovian Cactus) for 4.28 damage! Denken (Jovian Cactus) has 11.08 left!

Denken (Jovian Cactus) lost 16.1 SPD! Denken (Jovian Cactus)'s new SPD: 1

[light pawn]

Oh fuck me 💔

[turbid iron]

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The bulletstorm keeps raining down!

Wirbel (Saccharin =＾● ⋏ ●＾=) attacks Denken (Jovian Cactus) for 8.00 damage! Denken (Jovian Cactus) has 3.08 left!

Turn 8

Denken (Jovian Cactus) ⠀

• HP: 3.08/100
• ATK: 17.9
• DEF: 11.4
• TrueDEF: 0
• SPD: 1
• Ability: Preserverance - 3
  • This character starts with 3 Preserverance stacks.
    1 Stack is taken away when the character's HP is <= 0 at the end of the turn.
    An additional stack is taken away when the character's HP is <= -20.
    The character loses when the number of Preserverance stack is 0, or if the character's HP is <= -40.
    Active Pile: 4 Cards Discard Pile: 6 Cards

Denken (Jovian Cactus) skips this turn!

Wirbel (Saccharin =＾● ⋏ ●＾=) ⠀

• HP: 23.2/100
• ATK: 14.48
• DEF: 10
• TrueDEF: 0
• SPD: 13
• Ability: Resolve to Kill - 0
  • When the opponent attacks you while your TrueDEF is >0, increase your ATK by 20.00% of the attack's damage, to a maximum of 20.00% of your TrueDEF
    Active Pile: 3 Cards Discard Pile: 7 Cards
    Timed effects:
• Bulletstorm - Doragate (1 turn):
  • Deal 1.5 at each turn's end, with 30.00% Pierce.
• Sorganeil (1 turn):
  • Traps the opponent in place.

[smoky epoch]

no

you can't do this to me

[light pawn]

Ohhhh

Nice

[turbid iron]

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Denken (Jovian Cactus) used 🕙 Wait!

Denken (Jovian Cactus) waited it out! All cards in Denken (Jovian Cactus)'s hand are empowered!

Denken (Jovian Cactus) gained 10 HP! Denken (Jovian Cactus)'s new HP: 13.08

[light pawn]

No Spear Rush during Sorganeil is brutal

[turbid iron]

Wirbel (Saccharin =＾● ⋏ ●＾=) used Perfect Sorganeil + 4!

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Wirbel (Saccharin =＾● ⋏ ●＾=) traps Denken (Jovian Cactus) in his gaze!

Wirbel (Saccharin =＾● ⋏ ●＾=) attacks Denken (Jovian Cactus) for 4.48 damage! Denken (Jovian Cactus) has 8.6 left!

Denken (Jovian Cactus) gained 0 SPD! Denken (Jovian Cactus)'s new SPD: 1

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[smoky epoch]

whatever we're just going to re-sorganeil

[turbid iron]

The bulletstorm keeps raining down!

Wirbel (Saccharin =＾● ⋏ ●＾=) attacks Denken (Jovian Cactus) for 8.00 damage! Denken (Jovian Cactus) has 0.6 left!

[smoky epoch]

NO

[turbid iron]

Wirbel (Saccharin =＾● ⋏ ●＾=) averted his gaze. Denken (Jovian Cactus) got free from Wirbel (Saccharin =＾● ⋏ ●＾=)'s Sorganeil.

Denken (Jovian Cactus) gained 16.1 SPD! Denken (Jovian Cactus)'s new SPD: 17.1

Turn 9

Denken (Jovian Cactus) ⠀

• HP: 0.6/100
• ATK: 17.9
• DEF: 11.4
• TrueDEF: 0
• SPD: 17.1
• Ability: Preserverance - 3
  • This character starts with 3 Preserverance stacks.
    1 Stack is taken away when the character's HP is <= 0 at the end of the turn.
    An additional stack is taken away when the character's HP is <= -20.
    The character loses when the number of Preserverance stack is 0, or if the character's HP is <= -40.
    Active Pile: 4 Cards Discard Pile: 6 Cards

[light pawn]

I'm still getting fucked though

[turbid iron]

Denken (Jovian Cactus) skips this turn!

Wirbel (Saccharin =＾● ⋏ ●＾=) ⠀

• HP: 23.2/100
• ATK: 14.48
• DEF: 10
• TrueDEF: 0
• SPD: 13
• Ability: Resolve to Kill - 0
  • When the opponent attacks you while your TrueDEF is >0, increase your ATK by 20.00% of the attack's damage, to a maximum of 20.00% of your TrueDEF
    Active Pile: 2 Cards Discard Pile: 8 Cards
    Timed effects:
• Sorganeil (1 turn):
  • Traps the opponent in place.

[smoky epoch]

YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME

[light pawn]

You just love to see this

[turbid iron]

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Denken (Jovian Cactus) used 🕙 Wait!

Denken (Jovian Cactus) waited it out! All cards in Denken (Jovian Cactus)'s hand are empowered!

Denken (Jovian Cactus) gained 10 HP! Denken (Jovian Cactus)'s new HP: 10.6

Wirbel (Saccharin =＾● ⋏ ●＾=) used Spear Rush + 4!

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Wirbel (Saccharin =＾● ⋏ ●＾=) lost 7 HP! Wirbel (Saccharin =＾● ⋏ ●＾=)'s new HP: 16.2

Wirbel (Saccharin =＾● ⋏ ●＾=) rushed forward with his spear!

Wirbel (Saccharin =＾● ⋏ ●＾=) gained 2.8 SPD! Wirbel (Saccharin =＾● ⋏ ●＾=)'s new SPD: 15.8

Wirbel (Saccharin =＾● ⋏ ●＾=) attacks Denken (Jovian Cactus) for 8.99 damage! Denken (Jovian Cactus) has 1.61 left!

[light pawn]

Ouchie

[turbid iron]

Wirbel (Saccharin =＾● ⋏ ●＾=) attacks Denken (Jovian Cactus) for 8.99 damage! Denken (Jovian Cactus) has -7.38 left!

Wirbel (Saccharin =＾● ⋏ ●＾=) attacks Denken (Jovian Cactus) for 8.99 damage! Denken (Jovian Cactus) has -16.37 left!

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Wirbel (Saccharin =＾● ⋏ ●＾=) averted his gaze. Denken (Jovian Cactus) got free from Wirbel (Saccharin =＾● ⋏ ●＾=)'s Sorganeil.

Denken (Jovian Cactus) gained 0 SPD! Denken (Jovian Cactus)'s new SPD: 17.1

Denken (Jovian Cactus) lost 1 Ability Counter! Denken (Jovian Cactus)'s new Ability Counter: 2

Denken steels himself!

Turn 10

[light pawn]

Oh, nice

[smoky epoch]

gg

[turbid iron]

Denken (Jovian Cactus) ⠀

• HP: -16.37/100
• ATK: 17.9
• DEF: 11.4
• TrueDEF: 0
• SPD: 17.1
• Ability: Preserverance - 2
  • This character starts with 3 Preserverance stacks.
    1 Stack is taken away when the character's HP is <= 0 at the end of the turn.
    An additional stack is taken away when the character's HP is <= -20.
    The character loses when the number of Preserverance stack is 0, or if the character's HP is <= -40.
    Active Pile: 4 Cards Discard Pile: 6 Cards

Wirbel (Saccharin =＾● ⋏ ●＾=) ⠀

• HP: 16.2/100
• ATK: 14.48
• DEF: 10
• TrueDEF: 0
• SPD: 15.8
• Ability: Resolve to Kill - 0
  • When the opponent attacks you while your TrueDEF is >0, increase your ATK by 20.00% of the attack's damage, to a maximum of 20.00% of your TrueDEF
    Active Pile: 1 Card Discard Pile: 9 Cards

[smoky epoch]

wait

i forgot

💀

[turbid iron]

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Wirbel (Saccharin =＾● ⋏ ●＾=) used Emergency Defensive Barrier + 2!

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Wirbel (Saccharin =＾● ⋏ ●＾=) erected an emergency barrier!

Wirbel (Saccharin =＾● ⋏ ●＾=) gained 24 TrueDEF! Wirbel (Saccharin =＾● ⋏ ●＾=)'s new TrueDEF: 24

Denken (Jovian Cactus) used Hook (Hellfire: Daosdorg) + 9!

[light pawn]

Wait, this is not very good

[turbid iron]

Denken (Jovian Cactus) lost 1 HP! Denken (Jovian Cactus)'s new HP: -17.37

Denken (Jovian Cactus) threw out a hook!

[light pawn]

Oh

[turbid iron]

Denken (Jovian Cactus) gained 3.8 SPD! Denken (Jovian Cactus)'s new SPD: 20.9

Denken (Jovian Cactus) gained 1.9 ATK! Denken (Jovian Cactus)'s new ATK: 19.8

Wirbel feels the need to steel his resolve.

Wirbel (Saccharin =＾● ⋏ ●＾=) gained 0.76 ATK! Wirbel (Saccharin =＾● ⋏ ●＾=)'s new ATK: 15.24

Denken (Jovian Cactus) attacks Wirbel (Saccharin =＾● ⋏ ●＾=) for 1.00 damage! Wirbel (Saccharin =＾● ⋏ ●＾=) has 15.2 left!

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Wirbel (Saccharin =＾● ⋏ ●＾=) lost 24 TrueDEF! Wirbel (Saccharin =＾● ⋏ ●＾=)'s new TrueDEF: 0

Denken (Jovian Cactus) lost 1 Ability Counter! Denken (Jovian Cactus)'s new Ability Counter: 1

[light pawn]

Nice

[turbid iron]

Denken steels himself!

Turn 11

Denken (Jovian Cactus) ⠀

• HP: -17.37/100
• ATK: 19.8
• DEF: 11.4
• TrueDEF: 0
• SPD: 20.9
• Ability: Preserverance - 1
  • This character starts with 3 Preserverance stacks.
    1 Stack is taken away when the character's HP is <= 0 at the end of the turn.
    An additional stack is taken away when the character's HP is <= -20.
    The character loses when the number of Preserverance stack is 0, or if the character's HP is <= -40.
    Active Pile: 3 Cards Discard Pile: 7 Cards

Wirbel (Saccharin =＾● ⋏ ●＾=) ⠀

• HP: 15.2/100
• ATK: 15.24
• DEF: 10
• TrueDEF: 0
• SPD: 15.8
• Ability: Resolve to Kill - 0
  • When the opponent attacks you while your TrueDEF is >0, increase your ATK by 20.00% of the attack's damage, to a maximum of 20.00% of your TrueDEF
    Active Pile: 0 Card Discard Pile: 10 Cards

[light pawn]

Please 😭

Dice, or no dice?

[turbid iron]

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Denken (Jovian Cactus) used Concentrated Offensive Magic: Zoltraak + 3!

Denken (Jovian Cactus) lost 8 HP! Denken (Jovian Cactus)'s new HP: -25.37

Denken (Jovian Cactus) sent forth a concentrated blast of Zoltraak.

Denken (Jovian Cactus) attacks Wirbel (Saccharin =＾● ⋏ ●＾=) for 28.00 damage! Wirbel (Saccharin =＾● ⋏ ●＾=) has -12.8 left!

Wirbel (Saccharin =＾● ⋏ ●＾=) has been defeated!

[light pawn]

YESSS

[turbid iron]

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Denken (Jovian Cactus) ⠀

• HP: -25.37/100
• ATK: 19.8
• DEF: 11.4
• TrueDEF: 0
• SPD: 20.9
• Ability: Preserverance - 1
  • This character starts with 3 Preserverance stacks.
    1 Stack is taken away when the character's HP is <= 0 at the end of the turn.
    An additional stack is taken away when the character's HP is <= -20.
    The character loses when the number of Preserverance stack is 0, or if the character's HP is <= -40.
    Active Pile: 2 Cards Discard Pile: 8 Cards

Wirbel (Saccharin =＾● ⋏ ●＾=) ⠀

• HP: -12.8/100
• ATK: 15.24
• DEF: 10
• TrueDEF: 0
• SPD: 15.8
• Ability: Resolve to Kill - 0
  • When the opponent attacks you while your TrueDEF is >0, increase your ATK by 20.00% of the attack's damage, to a maximum of 20.00% of your TrueDEF
    Active Pile: 10 Cards Discard Pile: 0 Card

Game over!